#on blast

[cellgatinbo]

fit talking about how cosplayers shouldnt feel pressured to be bald to cosplay him

mine in chat: everyone should be bald

fit: HEY BARB. WHY DID MIKE KILL HIMSELF. YOU GOTTA TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM WHY WOULD HE DO THAT.

[horsesource]

No, orangutans do not have ADHD.

However, some human beings can have ORANGUTAN.

[self-made-cages]

What if I said Timeless is all time, god tier?

[zigcarnivorous]

Red flag, blocklist , this @martiancount1877 and his buddy mountainman were real triggered by a post pointing out the juxtaposition of Maga voters who are terrified by imaginary immigrant felons whilst simultaneously voting whole-heartedly for a for-realsies rapist felon

Then this person tried to validate the embarrassment he suffered from being put in his place by kids by saying he has some sort of oath to bully children for the greater good. Lmao

[sugar-magnolia]

My hot date situation exploded in my face big time. We were supposedly going to spend time together. He needed gas money, so I wired him $25. He never showed up. So, I grilled him and called him scum, a fucking ass and told him to grow the fuck up. He would have been blocked immediately, but I unblocked him to screen shot his shit to warn ladies and femme thems to stay away. Didn't post right away. Well, he messaged me 11 the next morning and said he got pulled over and was not insured. He said they pulled him out of the car and arrested him. He said his truck was also impounded and that he spent the night in jail. I immediately apologized for cussing him out and telling him to fuck off. He is such a FUCKING LIAR! There are no arrest records in the damn state of Kentucky on him. He stood me up, took my money and tried making me feel bad for what I said to him. I even told him a bit about my history so he would understand my reaction. I believed him at first. Only because I wanted to, I guess. Not after discovering he never got arrested and that he was fishing for sympathy he doesn't deserve. Said that what was horrible was what I said after he risked his ass to come see me. He lied about the entire fucking situation. So, I told him I don't appreciate being lied to and that he was getting blocked ASAP. FB has this stupid policy where you have to wait 48 hours to block someone after unblocking. I needed to have that shit on him to warn others to be careful. So, he got put on blast and eventually blocked. His name is Josh Davis on Facebook. He's the one whose extremely attractive. Do not add him ladies and femme thems. He is very bad. All he is is good looking and nothing more. He's an asshole who will lead you on and hurt you. Don't talk to him. I am telling you right now that you will regret it. Damn, to steal money from a vulnerable, poor person is so low and cruel. To take advantage of someone whose suffering and down on their luck is beyond despicable. Leading someone on is fucking cruel too. I risked my ass giving him money, risked my ass trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. I risked my ass being vulnerable so he could understand me better and realize I'm not a fucking bitch who flies off the handle. He was oh so nice about it too. Never cussed at me or called me names. Fucking yeah right! Liar and thief! I'm putting my ass on the line writing this too. However, people need to know what this jackass is like. He will hurt you and use you. Beware.

[bigskycastle]

school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[ameba-from-space]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[citricacidprince]

Hey hey hey listen to me [snaps my fingers in front of your face] you’re not going to be mean to kids joining Tumblr because TikTok got banned right? You’re not going to make fun of them because they’re ‘cringe’, especially on the supposed ‘cringe is dead’ app, right? You’re not going to go out of your way to just be hostile to children because you don’t like them, right?

“Oh but they deserve it, they’re annoying” cunts were saying that shit about you when you were ‘uwuing’ and ‘smol beaning’ on here in 2015. Kids will always be annoying and your generation, nor will you, ever be an exception to that rule. This app isn’t like an exclusive club, be fucking nice for once.

Edit: Since some people have brought it up in here tags

“Most of the TikTok kids aren’t going here, they’re going to Red Note” That’s fine, in fact, I’m very happy to see the Chinese community there welcoming them with open arms! However, it’s not like we aren’t going to have any kids join this site. I’ve already seen some join before the ban was imminent and most of them are children fandom artists. I stand by what I said, be nice to them.

If they don’t understand the culture here, teach them in a way that isn’t outright rude! Tell them about the lack of an algorithm and the fact they have to follow people for content! Tell them reblogs are more important than likes! Tell them they can leave notes for the OP or for the person they reblogged it from in the tags; that you can treat it like a little diary if you want!

And most of all, tell them that it’s okay, they don’t have to censor themselves here. After years of being on that app they’ve grown used to it, but you have to get it through their head that censoring words like ‘Kill’ ‘Murder’ ‘Rape’ ‘Pedophile’ isn’t helping ANYONE, they’re just making it harder for folks who have those tags blocked to be able to filter them out. Help them kill the cop in their brain and make sure they don’t fall into purity culture. Help them be cringe and free.

[trekkerac]

i'm not like other guys i take an angsty au and make it a comedy

Ford: I've managed to record substantial evidence on tape, such as floating objects, footsteps that are not my own, and radio weirdness; The host or singer will slip in observations of my being that I simply cannot chalk up to coincidence. Whether this being is a ghost, or one of Bills tricks I've yet to discover… There are more dubious encounters such as the whispers, spine shivering chills, and of the brief shadowy figures I see down dark hallways. (Proof of an apparition? or simply a hallucination dreamt up by my sleep deprived mind?) I fear my mind is slipping further and further-

Ford: What is that blasted noise?! Stan: Cartoons got ghosts shockingly realistic! Ford: Reminds me of... being annoyed.

[ichiro-artosaki]

kees the feesh 🧜🏽‍♀️(siren au is consuming my brain!)

[hanjoj]

their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there