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cellgatinbo · 7 months ago
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fit talking about how cosplayers shouldnt feel pressured to be bald to cosplay him
mine in chat: everyone should be bald
fit: HEY BARB. WHY DID MIKE KILL HIMSELF. YOU GOTTA TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM WHY WOULD HE DO THAT.
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on-blast · 1 month ago
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horsesource · 3 months ago
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No, orangutans do not have ADHD.
However, some human beings can have ORANGUTAN.
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self-made-cages · 1 year ago
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What if I said Timeless is all time, god tier?
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zigcarnivorous · 1 month ago
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Red flag, blocklist , this @martiancount1877 and his buddy mountainman were real triggered by a post pointing out the juxtaposition of Maga voters who are terrified by imaginary immigrant felons whilst simultaneously voting whole-heartedly for a for-realsies rapist felon
Then this person tried to validate the embarrassment he suffered from being put in his place by kids by saying he has some sort of oath to bully children for the greater good. Lmao
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sugar-magnolia · 5 months ago
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My hot date situation exploded in my face big time. We were supposedly going to spend time together. He needed gas money, so I wired him $25. He never showed up. So, I grilled him and called him scum, a fucking ass and told him to grow the fuck up. He would have been blocked immediately, but I unblocked him to screen shot his shit to warn ladies and femme thems to stay away. Didn't post right away. Well, he messaged me 11 the next morning and said he got pulled over and was not insured. He said they pulled him out of the car and arrested him. He said his truck was also impounded and that he spent the night in jail. I immediately apologized for cussing him out and telling him to fuck off. He is such a FUCKING LIAR! There are no arrest records in the damn state of Kentucky on him. He stood me up, took my money and tried making me feel bad for what I said to him. I even told him a bit about my history so he would understand my reaction. I believed him at first. Only because I wanted to, I guess. Not after discovering he never got arrested and that he was fishing for sympathy he doesn't deserve. Said that what was horrible was what I said after he risked his ass to come see me. He lied about the entire fucking situation. So, I told him I don't appreciate being lied to and that he was getting blocked ASAP. FB has this stupid policy where you have to wait 48 hours to block someone after unblocking. I needed to have that shit on him to warn others to be careful. So, he got put on blast and eventually blocked. His name is Josh Davis on Facebook. He's the one whose extremely attractive. Do not add him ladies and femme thems. He is very bad. All he is is good looking and nothing more. He's an asshole who will lead you on and hurt you. Don't talk to him. I am telling you right now that you will regret it. Damn, to steal money from a vulnerable, poor person is so low and cruel. To take advantage of someone whose suffering and down on their luck is beyond despicable. Leading someone on is fucking cruel too. I risked my ass giving him money, risked my ass trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. I risked my ass being vulnerable so he could understand me better and realize I'm not a fucking bitch who flies off the handle. He was oh so nice about it too. Never cussed at me or called me names. Fucking yeah right! Liar and thief! I'm putting my ass on the line writing this too. However, people need to know what this jackass is like. He will hurt you and use you. Beware.
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euesworld · 2 years ago
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"I'm thinking as we speak, a geek for your smile.. I think you are sweet, a gorgeous neverending sunrise. So sweet in fact that I put you on blast every time that you laugh.. I'm a nerd for your smile, it makes me goofy.. in fact I get so goofy when your hair is poofy. I love you to the moon and back, I am so sappy for your laughter that I still hear it the day after.. I can still feel your first smile in my heart, I sing praises to you every day in my art. I'll say your name everyday, I don't care cause I want to be where you are.."
You are exactly an infinite times more beautiful than any sunrise that I have ever seen - eUë
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bigskycastle · 1 month ago
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school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place
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on-blast · 10 months ago
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Really??? 🫣😬🤣
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twinliches · 5 months ago
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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in
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ameba-from-space · 5 months ago
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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trekkerac · 1 month ago
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i'm not like other guys i take an angsty au and make it a comedy
Ford: I've managed to record substantial evidence on tape, such as floating objects, footsteps that are not my own, and radio weirdness; The host or singer will slip in observations of my being that I simply cannot chalk up to coincidence. Whether this being is a ghost, or one of Bills tricks I've yet to discover… There are more dubious encounters such as the whispers, spine shivering chills, and of the brief shadowy figures I see down dark hallways. (Proof of an apparition? or simply a hallucination dreamt up by my sleep deprived mind?) I fear my mind is slipping further and further-
Ford: What is that blasted noise?! Stan: Cartoons got ghosts shockingly realistic! Ford: Reminds me of... being annoyed.
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ichiro-artosaki · 3 months ago
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kees the feesh 🧜🏽‍♀️(siren au is consuming my brain!)
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hanjoj · 9 months ago
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their ship name might as well be theseus the way there's not a single original characteristic left there
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