#on blast

[cellgatinbo]

fit talking about how cosplayers shouldnt feel pressured to be bald to cosplay him

mine in chat: everyone should be bald

fit: HEY BARB. WHY DID MIKE KILL HIMSELF. YOU GOTTA TALK SOME SENSE INTO HIM WHY WOULD HE DO THAT.

[on-blast]

too funny 🤣

[horsesource]

No, orangutans do not have ADHD.

However, some human beings can have ORANGUTAN.

[zigcarnivorous]

Red flag, blocklist , this @martiancount1877 and his buddy mountainman were real triggered by a post pointing out the juxtaposition of Maga voters who are terrified by imaginary immigrant felons whilst simultaneously voting whole-heartedly for a for-realsies rapist felon

Then this person tried to validate the embarrassment he suffered from being put in his place by kids by saying he has some sort of oath to bully children for the greater good. Lmao

[self-made-cages]

What if I said Timeless is all time, god tier?

[sugar-magnolia]

My hot date situation exploded in my face big time. We were supposedly going to spend time together. He needed gas money, so I wired him $25. He never showed up. So, I grilled him and called him scum, a fucking ass and told him to grow the fuck up. He would have been blocked immediately, but I unblocked him to screen shot his shit to warn ladies and femme thems to stay away. Didn't post right away. Well, he messaged me 11 the next morning and said he got pulled over and was not insured. He said they pulled him out of the car and arrested him. He said his truck was also impounded and that he spent the night in jail. I immediately apologized for cussing him out and telling him to fuck off. He is such a FUCKING LIAR! There are no arrest records in the damn state of Kentucky on him. He stood me up, took my money and tried making me feel bad for what I said to him. I even told him a bit about my history so he would understand my reaction. I believed him at first. Only because I wanted to, I guess. Not after discovering he never got arrested and that he was fishing for sympathy he doesn't deserve. Said that what was horrible was what I said after he risked his ass to come see me. He lied about the entire fucking situation. So, I told him I don't appreciate being lied to and that he was getting blocked ASAP. FB has this stupid policy where you have to wait 48 hours to block someone after unblocking. I needed to have that shit on him to warn others to be careful. So, he got put on blast and eventually blocked. His name is Josh Davis on Facebook. He's the one whose extremely attractive. Do not add him ladies and femme thems. He is very bad. All he is is good looking and nothing more. He's an asshole who will lead you on and hurt you. Don't talk to him. I am telling you right now that you will regret it. Damn, to steal money from a vulnerable, poor person is so low and cruel. To take advantage of someone whose suffering and down on their luck is beyond despicable. Leading someone on is fucking cruel too. I risked my ass giving him money, risked my ass trying to give him the benefit of the doubt. I risked my ass being vulnerable so he could understand me better and realize I'm not a fucking bitch who flies off the handle. He was oh so nice about it too. Never cussed at me or called me names. Fucking yeah right! Liar and thief! I'm putting my ass on the line writing this too. However, people need to know what this jackass is like. He will hurt you and use you. Beware.

[wordsofdiana]

Would love to meet the question writer on Pop Culture Jeopardy who woke up, chose violence and wrote this

WHAT THE FUCK

[bigskycastle]

school project, some drawings for my pretend game about a housefly girl called musca and her adventures in some creepy&wet place

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[paranormaljones]

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

[ameba-from-space]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[demetera-kaziaik]

protective dads <3

[steviecrowdude]

love is in the air? wrong. evil skull