#omggggg they are so gay

[pjsk-headcanons]

Funny headcanon to make people ignore the angst for a bit

Kanade, and Mafuyu while they live together, uses those 3 in 1 shampoos. Kanade says its cheaper and takes less time since her hair is so long, Mafuyu just says that it doesnt make much difference.

Mizuki and Ena are horrified when they find out bc it really DOESNT make much of a difference, Kanade's hair is pretty, Mafuyu's hair is still soft it just lost a bit of the shine it had with a normal care routine.

Cut to them in the sekai where Mizuki somehow got a hose working and the two transgressors (kanamafu) with light clothes while Ena brought a ton of hair care products so mizuena could wash their hair.

It included:

Kanade getting her hair cut because "really Kanade its too much weight for you and a miracle it doesnt look bad"

Ena gaying at everyone

Mafuyu shaking her head to dry like a dog

Miku joining in, which made the kids realize the vocaloids probably never washed their hair, theres no showers in the sekai

Mafuyu saying ".. are you expecting to do this every time we need to wash our hair?" And killing mizuena

-anon anon

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[coconut530]

A GOOD GIRL?!

[sad-boy-mono]

These photos of ranboo have me so hsjskakakakak

[ju-panic]

i’ve never wanted anything more than for you to fuck me so hard with your strap until the only thing i’m doing is moaning your name and being the messiest little whore for you 💕💕

fuck yes

[pezberrywhoreee]

CHAT, I JUST WATCHED 'THE CHILDREN'S HOUR'!!!!!!

i fucking hate it here omg

[arctic-reptile]

sukekiyo kyoto day 3!!!

kyo from instagram, yuchi and takumi from twitter :]

[afkinzz]

I asked my friend to guess the sexuality’s of Lotr/potc characters and the moment I showed them will they went “loser Bi” and I have never heard something so real in all my life

[just-spacetrash]

😖

[williamrikers]

mew in his revenge era... never seen anything so glorious

[unethical-gender]

Hello JRWI community. I am proud to say I am 2 episodes away from being caught up with Riptide. I started listening to this podcast on the 1st of this month. Hyperfixations be wild.

[bajaja-blast]

THE GRAVITY FALLS AU I NEVER KNEW I DESPERATELY NEEDED RAHHHHHH

Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh

[jisungshotfirst]

THIS is glam...

[reinventingaxel]

i want to keep using this to say just how adorable you are <3

Omg (dies)

[jockwrites]

LUST - p.b

hi this is chapter two lol

warnings: angst, asshole paige

part: 2

a/n: this is pretty short lol. also the songs i put are basically what the chapters are based off of! sorry if that wasn’t clear, it’s basically some “playlist” thing i see other writers do!! 🙂‍↕️ also im basically putting you guys on..

its been 6 days since you’ve broken up with your boyfriend.

you and paige have been hanging out every day since, and you can say these have been the best days since you two have met.

right now, she’s at practice. that means you’re all by yourself.

you decide you wanna go down to the lobby, maybe grab a few snacks.

you check your phone before you leave, no calls or texts. that’s boring, and it sucks.

anyway

you put on your slippers and head out. as you’re walking you see paige’s teammate, ayanna.

“hey, ayanna. don’t you guys have practice?” you ask.

“huh? practice is tommorow” she says, laughing.

but you found nothing about that sentence funny. at all.

“well.. paige told me you guys have practice today?” you say confused.

“well blondie is lying. why she tell you that?”

“i don’t know. she said she had to leave for practice around like 1 earlier and i haven’t heard from her since.” you say, annoyed.

“whattt? girl its 9pm. no practice lasts that long regardless.. how vulnerable are you?” she says, giggling.

“ok shut up. can u text her? ask where she is? pleaseee?” you ask with puppy dog eyes.

“alright alright. gimme a minute,” she pulls out her phone, going to text paige.

as she texts her, you see her expression change. she’s looking weird.

“what is it? where is she?” you say, worried.

“she’s- she’s at her cousins.” she says nervously.

“are you lying?”

“no? i’m not. but i gotta go, ill see you around.” she speaks, walking away hurriedly.

you look around, wondering if you’re crazy.

you pull your phone out of your pocket, going to text paige.

hey, where r u?

you sit and wait. might as well get your rice krispy treat you’ve been wanting.

you walk over to the vending machine, putting in the dollar to buy your treat.

*ding*

*ding*

*ding*

“holy shit what the fuck dude” you whisper to yourself as you get 3 messages back to back from your friend.

you open the messages, and your heart instantly drops.

“what. the. fuck.” you say in your mind.

what the fuck? don’t you guys like .. idk talk?

that’s exactly what your friends message reads.

it’s three pictures of paige walking with some girl. and the third picture..

they’re holding hands.

all of a sudden, an incoming call pops up on your screen from your friend.

“holy shit girl isn’t that your little girlfriend?” says your friend over the phone.

“dude. where are you? how’d you get those?”

“i’m at chick fil a right now, and then i seen THEEE paige bueckers like omg woah then i see her with some girl that wasn’t you and that’s definitely like a omggggg woahhh reaction and so i-” she rambled.

“shut up for a second jesus. holding hands is like actually crazy. alright i gotta go.”

“alright bye babe but talk to her or something and fill me in on the tea pleaseee ok bye love you!!!”

you hang up. you don’t know how to feel right now.

you’re so overstimulated.

you walk back to your room, tears ready to fall from your eyes.

you check the message you sent earlier, and you realize you’ve been on read for ten minutes.

you put down your phone & sit back against your head board. you’re so confused, so upset, so angry.

you feel so stupid.

you start to cry, looking back on everything you’ve done for her. everything you’ve done with her.

she turned you gay, she made you breakup with your boyfriend, and now she’s cheating.

not necessarily cheating, since you guys aren’t technically together.

but that doesn’t matter, you’re off limits to other people and she’s supposed to be.

you don’t hold hands with your cousin like that.

after about 20 minutes of crying, you hear your door open. and speak of the devil, it’s paige.

she walks in, noticing you crying and immediately comes over to you.

“woah woah baby, what’s wrong? are you okay?” she says, confused.

“who is the girl.”

“what? who?”

“the girl! who is she paige?” you yell.

“i don’t know who youre talking about.”

“you know exactly what and who the fuck i’m talking about dude?!” you jeered.

“chill the fuck out,” she tempted, “and if you want me to be honest, she’s just a friend of mine.”

“nobody holds hands like that with their friends. you’re a liar.”

“no way you’re calling me a liar now. i said she was my friend and that’s what the fuck i said. drop it.”

“drop it? you literally said im off limits to other people, so how does that change for you?”

“it doesn’t. i’m just saying, she’s just a friend.”

“whatever paige. i don’t even know how you could do this to me after everything we’ve done for and to each other.” you whine.

“don’t act like a baby now. i’m not the bad person here, you are.” she huffs.

“how the fuck could you even say that?”

“well i’m not the person who left their boyfriend for a girl! i don’t know what you’d expect from me.” she snaps.

“what the fuck? you made me leave him paige! you asked, you convinced, you nagged. don’t flip this shit on me!” you snap back.

“well maybe i wanted to have a little fun. that’s all it fucking was.” she says, an angry look in her eyes.

“take a look around paige, nothing about this is fun to me. read the room. think about how i would’ve felt.”

“how the hell did you even find out?”

“doesn’t matter. don’t flip the subject.” you sass.

“whatever. i don’t know why you thought we were more than a hookup anyway. you’re obsessed and crazy.”

your heart drops. you immediately turn away from her, tears about to form in your eyes.

“get the fuck out.” you snarked.

“alright. i’ll do that then.”

“bye. don’t come back.”

and just like that, you hear the door close. she actually left.

tears immediately start flowing. you feel so hurt, neglected, ridiculed.

you cannot believe the words that came out of her mouth, after everything.

you sniffle and cry, thinking back on the memories you two had.

it would be insane to say it wasn’t more than a hookup. but you guess it was.

as you slowly cry yourself to sleep, you realize this was a mistake.

a/n: hi so this is horrible but pls stay tuned for next chapter, maybe smut maybe not 👅 also someone teach me how to make a masterlist pls??!!!

[pup-pee]

@cannimochi HAVE U SEEN HAVE U

gay 80s soft guy hours

[sunfishsquid]

Our big guy is finally gonna be gay!! I'm so excited omggggg, Jesse just having issues with feelings is so real

From Chapter 17 of The Forest's Blessing! 🙈