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myheadgoesaround · 6 months ago
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That one black buttler episode where they revealed Aunt Red's reasoning to be evil was because she couldn't have kids 🤦‍♀️
Also, some men I know think that bikini = bra + panty. Saw the bunch of them share a meme that went,
Women in Bikini : *a dozen selfies per second
Women in underwear: "OMG don't look!"
And I asked if they thought underwear and bikini were the same. They certainly did.
do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”
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evansbby · 3 years ago
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Omg ex MMA Ari 😩🥵
Not only does he arrange for private lessons, he probably convinces you to wear rather *ahem* revealing clothing during your sessions. You first show up with normal gym clothes, but he tells you that real omega fighters would practically wear bikinis, and since there aren't any actual omega fighters how would you know any different? Maybe he also convinces you that your heat suppressants are making you weaker, suggesting that you wean off of them...
Oh, and let's say that your parents are more traditional and aren't even aware that you're training to fight--when they find out that Ari bonded you and knocked you up, they actually thank him for finally taming their daughter 😳
A continuation of this discussion :)
YES! Ari says he’s very serious about teaching you self defence, and you need to be prepared to fight despite what you’re wearing, so he makes you change into bikinis or just strips you down to your underwear during lessons.
(smutty thots under the cut!)
He also gropes you and touches you inappropriately a lot during lessons, but you’re so innocent, you don’t even notice or you think it’s part of the move he’s teaching you. One time he even rips your panties straight off and laughs cruelly while you cry in embarrassment.
“See. That’s what happens to dumb babies who don’t know how to fight. This is why you need a strong alpha to help you, baby. Otherwise all the dangerous men will come and get you, and they’ll do worse then just rip your panties.”
And he’d mock you for crying too. And yes, of course he’d tell you that your suppressants are messing with your focus and fighting ability, he makes you stop taking them altogether. So when you go into heat, it’s actually you who calls him — crying and begging for him to come over and fix the ache between your legs, and he’s happy to comply. By the end of your heat, there’s no way you’re not pregnant.
And you’re parents LOVE Ari! They don’t care about his rough past, and the bad things he’s done. They just love how submissive and controlled you’ve become since meeting Ari and being under his wing. They tell you it’s for your own good that he’s mated you and got you pregnant. They want you to marry him too. And Ari is so smug :)
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purplesurveys · 5 years ago
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How do you feel about the last person you hugged? That hug with Gabie was almost four weeks ago, buuuut she’s my girlfriend and I love her a lot, and I can trust her with everything. Do you ever say 'OMG' in person? Yeah but I try to lessen it now because I think I’m literally the only one left who still has the tendency to say the initials hahaha. Who was the last person you really felt like punching? This fucker named Sam Morales. A trans woman – this’ll be important later on – tweeted out their story about how Sam catfished her for 8 months and even recruited her friends to join in on the catfishing, and apparently it was all borne from Sam’s homophobia and transphobia. The girl revealed that Sam was bullied by gay boys when she was younger, so it sparked a lifelong hatred for LGBTQIA+ individuals and ever since then she’s been targeting just them for her catfishing. When the woman told her story, a lot of other LGBTQIA+ folks came forward with their similar experiences with Sam and her cronies. It’s a big deal because as it turns out, Sam has a pretty reputable position in the local media industry, has rubbed shoulders with important celebrities, and has done ads for companies like H&M that we unknowingly pass by everyday, so it’s been infuriating having to hear someone use her position to abuse those already in a marginalized position, and having to use her childhood trauma to traumatize others. Are you taller for your age, shorter, or average? Average for a Filipino, shorter if we’re talking global lol. Did you tell your last girlfriend/boyfriend that you love them? Yeah I make sure to remind her everyday.
How do you know the last person you hung out with? We went to the same school for 14 years but we were personally introduced to each other in Grade 7. If you went to the beach right now, what would you bring? A pair of bikinis, a beach robe, sunscreen, flip-flops, the bottle of soju my dad just bought for me this morning haha, my wallet for extra cash, and Gabie. Where did you get the clothes you wore today? My shirt is from the school intramurals for when I was a sophomore and my bitch of a teammate insisted that we have our own table tennis ~jerseys, even though we didn’t really need it. But she didn’t take no for an answer so I relented and now I have this dumb shirt that wasn’t even free. My shorts are from some store and I just bought it cos I needed it as part of a costume a few years ago, so now I just wear it around the house. What's better: a surprise or knowing you're going to get it? I like knowing there’s a surprise in store, but I prefer not knowing what the surprise is just yet. Just tell me I have a surprise and I won’t be antsy, haha. Does your weight have three numbers in it? Nope. Can you taste the difference between store brand food and brand name food? We don’t buy store-brand food, so I don’t know if I’d be able to tell the difference. Do you know anyone whose last name starts with P? Sure, there’s a number of people - Pia, Summer, Hannah, Kate, Reiven, etc. When's the last time you were on neopets? 2007. Someone wakes you up at 3am, what's your first thought? Ok first of all, big chance I’d still be up by then lmao. But hypothetically, if I was woken up that late I’d be...groggy at first, then when that fades I’d be a little pissed. What's the last time you got in a vending machine? Bottled water. What was the last thing your parents got mad at you for? My mom got mad when she found out I lent my new UP varsity jacket to a friend even though it was to help out that friend, who had to walk through the rain but didn’t have an umbrella -_____- I don’t remember my dad getting mad at me recently. Have you ever had a bathing suit fall off of you while swimming? Yep but it was always while swimming at the beach/in the sea so I was thankfully always hidden haha. Where do you go when you skip school? If I wanna skip the whole day I just stay at home. But if there’s one or two classes I feel like cutting in the middle of the day, I stay at my org’s common area which is somewhere in the college. Do your pets have favorites? My dog definitely loves me more than anyone else in my family. He still growls at each of them at times. Do find flirting over IM easier then in person? OMG noooo I hate doing stuff like that on IM/text. I can’t even sext, I find it too awkward having to type out actions or parts of the anatomy shjdgfdjfkdhg. What were you thinking about five minutes ago? I was playing Mario Kart on the Switch that long ago so I was most likely concentrated on not fucking up and ending on the off-road area. Have you ever heard the last person you laughed with swear? Yes. If the last person you called were in the hospital, would you visit them? For sure. I’d bring my dad’s quarantine pass and go through all the checkpoints. Are there any dirty dishes in the room you're in? Nope. How many people could sleep comfortably in the room you're in? It’s the dining room so it’s not the most conducive for sleeping... but uhhh I guess around 10-15 can fit here, as long as we remove the dining table and chairs and replace everything with mattresses. Would you like to have a treadmill in your house? I wouldn’t mind if we had one. What's the longest you've ever liked someone without telling them? I only seriously liked Gabie and it took me arounddd 11 months. Do/did you prefer your english or math teacher? I’m not taking either subject anymore. Would you rather live with your parents or your grandparents? Parents. I love all my grandparents, though. I just feel like the generation gap is strongest there and that we have a different set of religious and political beliefs, and so staying with them long enough would only drive me insane. Where were you 3 hours ago? I was in the living room playing the Switch. Did you prank anyone on April fool's day? That’s tomorrow, and no I don’t plan on fooling anyone in my family.
Can/Did you get away with skipping class? Sure did. The only time it backfired was when I cut my Psych 101 elective around 10 times? And my final grade was 1.75. Totally deserved it. When is the last time you were on a swingset? Last December. One of my titas has a playground at their place that I grew up playing in, so I rode the swing for old time’s sake. At sleepovers, do you usually sleep on a bed, couch or floor? Depends on what the friend has to offer. I sleep with Gab and Angela on their beds and when I slept over at Laurice’s she offered us mattresses on the floor. Rita had a couch in their guest room that I called dibs on. When's the last time you wished you could just disappear? Why? Last Thursday when I became the target of bullying in a private group consisting of people in my high school. It didn’t last very long but it still reopened some wounds/trauma I closed long ago, so it sucked for a while. What's the sweetest thing a gf/bf can do to get you to forgive them? Getting me finger food that I like, like Mini Donuts, Potato Corner, or Auntie Anne’s hehe. Do you dislike when surveys ask to describe your underwear? Yeah a little bit lol. It’s uncomfortable but I answer them the best I can anyway.
What was your last sent text about? I haven’t had load on my phone for a couple of weeks. I don’t really need them these days because I’m stuck at home anyway. What would you do if the last person you hugged proposed to you? Ask them if it’s a dare. Who do you talk to the most in science? In my last science-related class (though it was 2 years ago lmao) I was talking to Alliyah the most cos she was the only one I knew in that class. Did you check to see how much fat/calories was in the last thing you ate? No. I know it’s unhealthy, though. If the last person you kissed gave you roses, what would you do? Right now? I’d get mad that she violated quarantine rules just to do that, but I’d be appreciative anyway.   Do you need to wash your hair? Not yet.
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firefistlaw · 7 years ago
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The bikini headcanon was awesome, but now I actually want the reactions of Marco, Benn, Izo, Zoro and Thatch (if it's not too much, if so, then scratch Izo and Zoro). Could you do this for me? Please. *bribes you with homemade chocolate cake, with dark and white chocolate pieces*            
S/O in a very alluring bikini + their reaction
Marco
The whole Whitebeard crew was, yet again, chilling at the beach- just having a nice and relaxing time with each other
Marco would be sitting on a towel with dem shades on and try to tan in the sun, you know, get a little tan here and there
He tried to catch a glimpse of Blamenco after some time, just to see what he was up to, when your figure randomly popped out behind him and....
Thank god he had sunglasses on
For a split second, his eyes grow twice the size and he might have let his eyes wander down your body for a second too long
You wouldn’t be noticing, I mean, he was staring into your direction, but you weren’t so sure, since you couldn’t see his eyes
The rest of the day though, you would feel like someone kept staring at you
In the evening then, after it got a bit cooler, you decided to take a little walk along the beach, when suddenly
lé Marco appears out of fucking nowhere
You’d be a bit surprised, but nevertheless very happy to have some alone time with him
“You were distracting everyone today, yoi.” He just whispers and you smile,
“Does that mean, you were distracted as well?”
You can see his lips twitch for a second and feel your heart swell at the sight
He wouldn’t answer first, just hide his hands in his pocket and lean down to you- him being shirtless btw
“I’m always distracted by you Y/N, yoi.”
smooth
Benn
That’s a real man right here
The B in Benn stands for beautiful because he’s beautiful from the inside and from the outside
When he sees you walking up to him and his crew in a bikini, he smiles - not in a creepy way
“You look gorgeous.” and then he gives you a drink because that’s what I call C L A S S Y
He doesn’t stare at you, nor does he react in any weird way
Benn actually looks out for you and when he sees someone staring at certain parts of your body for a second too long, he just throws a nice heavy arm around them
“Get a grip :-)” aka stop or you’ll get p u n c h e d
He even throws you over his shoulder and runs into the water with you, just to make you laugh and everything
Like??? He’s a real man and such a gentleman and so great
I think I’m in love with Benn
When the wind starts to become a bit colder, he even stands in the way of it so it doesn’t hit your soft skin
Benn even gives you his jacket later on like
guys pls why is he so great
Get yourself a Benn, honesty
Izo
Izo would not stare at you at all
When he first saw you walking by him in your bikini, he would be surprised and maybe a bit speechless, but he wouldn’t keep looking at you for the whole day
He felt like it was extremely disrespectful since you weren’t an object, you were beautiful and should also be treated as such
Whenever you went up to talk to him, you noticed him staring into your eyes, without moving the slightest
It confused you a bit tbh
After several tries to make him look anywhere but your eyes, you just asked him
“Izo, are you okay?”
He would nod and maybe ruffle your hair a bit
then he’d leave
You wouldn’t be able to see him for the rest of the day, until you decide to put on a sundress- that’s when he’s suddenly able to talk to you again
He acts like nothing has happened and you have no idea why he was acting so weird the whole day
Only when you lay in bed that night, you suddenly realise what was going on with him
It’s cute, honestly
Zoro
Oh my god
“Where are your clothes?! Put on something less revealing!” - “Zoro.. that’s just a bikini..” - “Bikini? You’re walking around in your underwear!!”
He is a total mess
Cheeks are red, eyes are hiding behind his swords and his words get stuck in his throat
On one side it’s really funny, but on the other side it’s.. even more funny
Nami and Robin walk around with bikinis as well, but he doesn’t care- it’s just you being in a bikini that makes him go all crazy
It gets to the point where he gets a towel from somewhere and just throws it at you
“Zoro, stop it!” yeah he doesn’t
Even Nami starts to get annoyed with him, so he simply turns around and leaves the group to sit somewhere all alone to take a nap- but, of course, you follow him
He sits there like a pouting child and he even mumbles some things that sound like him insulting the cook for staring at you but you’re not sure
“Are you against me wearing a bikini, because you can’t stop staring?”
Straight to the point
Roronoa Zoro? The swordsman? Not being able to get a grip on himself, because of you in a bikini? Hah! What a funny and stupid accusation
Too bad it’s actually the truth
He doesn’t say anything, but that’s already enough- his silence is saying enough
“Everyone else is staring at you in a way I don’t want them to.” He then says through gritted teeth
“Well, maybe you should make me yours then. That will make them stop staring.”
Oh honey did you just say that? omg smooth
Thatch
“Oh damn..”
A man that appreciates a good body when he sees it
With good body, he means any body, like he doesn’t care at all how much weight there is or what size you are
He might even nod at you like yes
Kind of fuckboy- ish now that I think about it
But after the first few seconds, he gets a grip and continues his day on the beach
Get ready for compliments
The longer he stands underneath the sun, the more confident he gets
“Y/N, you’re the hottest thing here.”  or “No wonder the ice cream is already melting...” And everyone that heard him just goes... boi what is u doing
You think so too, but he’s kinda cute so you just laugh and thank him (kind of)
He even gets you a really nice drink, like he made that himself and goes like “It’s called Y/N, because it’s the best thing for a hot summer day.”
You can see Marco slowly walking up behind him to give him a nice slap on the head, but you just shake your head and start to laugh yet again
His pick- up lines are really bad but to be completely honest- he is standing in front of you shirtless with his nice tan skin and everything.
 He could tell you things about trigonometry and you’d still go like tell me more :-)
Both of you are kinda weird
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sknews7 · 4 years ago
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elisesole · 8 years ago
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Model’s Before-and-After Underwear Photos Expose Social Media Secrets
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Social media don’t always tell the truth about body perfection. (Photo: Instagram/marcielhopkins)
One supermodel’s before-and-after photos are sending a powerful message about body perfection: “Don’t be fooled by what you see on social media or in magazines.”
On Tuesday, Marciel Hopkins, a plus-size model and former Miss South Africa finalist, posted two Instagram photos of herself wearing a white bra and underwear set. In one, she sits hunched over while running her hand through her long brown hair. In the other, she’s carefully posed to show off her chiseled stomach. “Let’s talk about angles and poses,” Hopkins wrote to her 40,000 followers. “Different poses end up giving different results. These 2 pictures were taken 5 minutes apart from each other, although the one shows a flat stomach and the other one shows my tummy flab. Same body, same day, different position.”
Hopkins added, “Don’t be fooled by what you see on social media or in magazines. We are definitely not sitting or standing in the flattering poses that we see on Instagram or in glamour magazines all the time (that will be a workout in itself).”
Let's talk about angles and poses. Different poses end up giving different results. These 2 pictures were taken 5 minutes apart from each other, although the one shows a flat stomach and the other one shows my tummy flab. Same body, same day, different position. Don't be fooled by what you see on social media or in magazines. We are definitely not sitting or standing in the flattering poses that we see on Instagram or in glamour magazines all the time (that will be a workout in itself). We are human. We take our bras off when we get home and we wear a T-shirt on the days we are bloated. Models, celebrities and all of us post pictures that show the best and most beautiful angles of ourselves, which is great! We all deserve to look and feel fabulous. BUT you can't compare your academic, no-bra day with the perfectly airbrushed images in the magazine you are flipping through while procrastinating. It's not realistic. You are beautiful and worthy without airbrush, make up or the perfect pose. Happy Human Rights day! Photo credits: @janaengelbrechtphoto #bodypositive #bodypositivety #healthnotsize #beautybeyondsize #inshapemyshape #bopo #angles #poses #dontbefooled #lingerie #whitelace #curvemodel #curves #bebodyaware #embracethesquish #droptheplus #iamallwoman
A post shared by Marciel Hopkins (@marcielhopkins) on Mar 20, 2017 at 10:56pm PDT
She also wrote, “We are human. We take our bras off when we get home and we wear a T-shirt on the days we are bloated.” She reminded fans that celebrities post only the most carefully curated selfies. Of the 8,000 comments posted in response, many told the model that she was “beautiful” and encouraged her to “Keep pushing for change.”
Lately, a slew of models, bloggers, and celebrities have been flocking to social media to share “transformation photos” — before-and-after shots taken mere moments apart to reveal how good lighting, practiced poses, and specific angles can result in drastically different images. The body-positive movement is occurring at a time when mainstream fashion is broadening its beauty ideals (think plus-size model Ashley Graham on the covers of Vogue and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue), and celebrities are getting real about so-called body perfection.
“We have nutritionists, we have dietitians, we have trainers, we have our own schedules, we have nannies,” Chrissy Teigen recently told Today. Even Kylie Jenner has confessed that she takes 500 selfies per day to achieve the perfect shot, and Kim Kardashian follows three golden rules: “You need good lighting, obviously. Always take your selfie from above, angling down. And know your own angles.”
In January, blogger Sara Puhto showed her 66,000 Instagram followers how different her body could look with a strategic pose. She wrote, “I wanted to share this because I know how it feels to go through Instagram and see photos of people looking amazing on the beach — which are usually planned and not candid, that’s why they look so good.”
Not a transformation photo ???????????? These were taken a few seconds apart while I was at the beach the other day, the photo on the left is what I look like relaxed and not posing, basically how I look 99% of the time in a bikini! And the one on the right is how I look in good lighting, flexed and posing ???? I wanted to share this because I know how it feels to go through Instagram and see photos of people looking amazing on the beach- which are usually planned and not candid, that's why they look so good. So don't get caught up on how they look and compare that to your everyday relaxed body. It is completely normal to not have abs or look lean all the time! Love the body you have in all its forms, especially when you see it in "bad" lighting, angles and completely relaxed. You are beautiful and shouldn't have to go through life disliking how you look! I hope you all have an amazing day ????☀️
A post shared by Sara Puhto (@saggysara) on Jan 12, 2017 at 2:41am PST
In November, Puhto sent a similar message by sharing two photos of herself — in one shot, she stood straight, while in the other she was in the “booty pop position” to reveal how curvy her bottom could appear.
Not a progress photo ???????? Since its #humpday I thought it would be appropriate to post a booty pic ???? I thought I'd show my booty from its normal straight leg standing position vs a posed booty pop position ???? cause in a world where the Kardashian's bootys are so glorified, we need to remember that the photos we see of them and others aren't always reality. Their butts can't ALWAYS look that big from every angle ???? Same goes with photos on Instagram, we see them as goals and think we'll never be able to gain that much muscle or lose that much fat, but what you need to remember is that those photos you see are achievable, you can get to your goals, you can achieve anything with the right amount of determination, patience and effort! Don't think you can't because you're comparing a posed photo of a body to your everyday body. Use them as motivation but don't get too caught up on them. YOU are beautiful and can do anything you put your mind to. I hope you have an amazing day ????☀️
A post shared by Sara Puhto (@saggysara) on Nov 16, 2016 at 2:08am PST
Fitness blogger Anna Victoria posted two photos of herself in January wearing the same bikini — one shot showed her sculpted abs, the other her natural stomach folds. Her caption: “Me 1% of the time vs. 99% of the time.”
Me 1% of the time vs. 99% of the time. And I love both photos equally. Good or bad angles don't change your worth ❤️ I recently came across an article talking about how one woman stated she refuses to accept her flaws, because she doesn't see them as flaws at all. I LOVED that because it sends such a powerful message that our belly rolls, cellulite, stretch marks are nothing to apologize for, to be ashamed of, or to be obsessed with getting rid of! As I'm getting older, I have cellulite and stretch marks that aren't going away, and I welcome them. They represent a life fully lived (for 28 years so far :)) and a healthy life and body at that. How can I be mad at my body for perfectly normal "flaws"? This body is strong, can run miles, can lift and squat and push and pull weight around, and it's happy not just because of how it looks, but because of how it feels. So when you approach your journey, I want you to remember these things: I will not punish my body I will fuel it I will challenge it AND I will love it ???????????? If you're following my page, you're a part of helping me spread this message and creating this movement – thank you. #fbggirls www.annavictoria.com/guides
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In an effort to tell her followers that “not everything you see on the Internet is 100% truthful,” Australian blogger Beck Lomas shared a shockingly different split screen of herself wearing shorts and a bra top. “This transformation didn’t take months of hard work, sweat and dedication,” she wrote in October. “It took me two minutes, a quick flex of the core, a more attractive stance, and a nice filter.”
I like to post a photo like this every few months to remind you all that not everything you see on the internet is 100% truthful. This transformation didn't take months of hard work, sweat and dedication. It took me two minutes, a quick flex of the core, a more attractive stance, and a nice filter. What I'm trying to show Is that different angles of your body can give you a completely different look, so a lot of accounts will understandably only show you photos from the best angles, with their favourite filters and lighting, does that mean they look amazing 100% of the time? No, but that's the only side they'll show you, so it's really important not to get too down on yourself when feeling envious of people you follow on social media. It's also important to understand a lot of before and afters you see floating around the Internet can be really….well… Fake. This photo for instance, if you had never seen it before and I posted it with a caption saying "OMG look at my progress after only 8 weeks on the ______ diet" you would probably believe me and think "wow this diet actually looks pretty good!". While in reality, you now know that these photos were taken on the same day. This isn't to say that EVERY before and after you see on the Internet is fake, because a lot of them are probably real, just don't believe absolutely everything you see or read. If it's coming from one of those shake diet or detox tea pages there may be a good chance that it's fake! Moral of the story- don't get too caught up in the beautiful social media accounts of people who seemingly have the "perfect life", most accounts will only show you the best version of themselves, and that's okay but it's not always the "only" side of them ????????
A post shared by BECK JACKSON (@becklomas) on Oct 25, 2016 at 6:02pm PDT
And in February, fitness blogger Madalin Giorgetta shared her “30-second transformation” in two photos that portrayed her at vastly different-appearing weights. “I don’t look like either in real life,” she wrote. “In real life I’m not flexing like on the right and I’m not pushing my hips forwards like in the left.”
30 second transformation ???????? I don't look like either in real life… in real life I'm not flexing like on the right and I'm not pushing my hips forwards like in the left. Real life isn't what you see on Instagram peeps ???????? in real life I'm demanding cuddles off my boyfriend, I'm chasing my cat around the house or I'm doing an in-depth analysis of Married at First Sight with my friends ???????????? what are you guys like in real life? Tell meeeee ???????? (heaps of questions on outfit, it's from @bringsportswear ????)
A post shared by Madalin Giorgetta (@madalingiorgetta) on Feb 16, 2017 at 5:28pm PST
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russellthornton · 8 years ago
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Good Tinder Bios that Get You Dates: 12 Tweaks for a Perfect Bio
Dating can be both fun and frustrating. So if you’re looking for your fish in the sea, here are some tips to write good Tinder bios to get you a date.
Some people have a lot of fun on Tinder. Even though it has a reputation of being a hookup app, there are a lot of people on it who are looking for real relationships. But how is it that some people get a lot of dates, while others hear crickets?
Believe it or not, it’s not always about how you look. Sure, I’m not going to lie. Tinder is very superficial because you have to swipe right or left depending on how someone looks. But good Tinder bios are very important to the dating process too.
If you want to get a date – or many dates – on Tinder, you have to know how to write good Tinder bios. It’s not that difficult, but you do need to know some specific things in order to be successful dating on Tinder.
Let’s start with the photos, because let’s face it, that’s the first *and maybe only* thing that people look at. [Read: Creative Tinder lines to snag you a date on the first try]
The right photos for good Tinder bios
I’m always amazed at how many people simply don’t put any thought into their photos. I mean, come on people, you’re supposed to be putting your best self out there so you can snag a date! Why would you put some less-than-flattering photos out there? I never really understood why.
But hey, it’s okay. There’s always room for improvement. So here are some tips for the right photos to use for good Tinder bios.
#1 Use good, clear photos. You don’t want to put up fuzzy, unclear, photos. I mean, when you look at pictures of someone, you don’t want to have to squint your eyes and wonder what the person would look like if it was a better quality photo, right? Enough said. [Read: Online dating woes – 8 common Tinder horror stories]
#2 Have as many photos as possible. As I said before, Tinder is a bit superficial. Okay, it can be a lot superficial. That’s another way of saying that people want to see what you look like!
And here’s the kicker – a lot of people look waaaayyyyyy different in all of their photos. I don’t know why. So, put up as many pictures as you can in order for the people to get a real, accurate vision of what you really look like.
#3 Use current photos. Ummm, this should be obvious. But trust me… it’s not! I can’t tell you how many friends of mine have showed me their online dating profiles and I had to do a double-take when I saw their pictures. They were at least 10 years old! And they really didn’t look like that anymore.
Let me ask you this. If you meet someone in person, wouldn’t you rather have them think, “Wow, they look even better than their photos!” rather than, “Omg where is the door so I can get the heck outta here!” Yeah, the first one is better. [Read: 15 Tinder tips you cannot ignore if you ever want a date]
#4 Use a current full-body photo. Again… people are superficial. Especially the ones on Tinder who only want to hook up. Unfortunately, they really do care about what your body looks like. I know they shouldn’t, but let’s face it, they do.
So even if you’re self-conscious about your body, still include some full-body shots. It’s better to have someone pass you by and swipe left than it is to meet them in person and want to head for the hills.
#5 Smile and look friendly. This is another one that boggles my mind. There are so many people who look mean, unhappy, depressed, or just downright unfriendly in their photos. Online dating is scary enough, so you don’t want to add to people’s fears by having them thinking you might be a serial killer. Look like you’re a nice person! Smile… it’s not too hard. [Read: 13 little tips that’ll make you a lot more charming and approachable to people]
#6 Don’t pose with too many people. That’s really great that you’re an extrovert and the life of the party. But, really, if you pose with 10 other people, they are going to wonder which one you are. And that takes too much effort and time. So, they might just pass you by. If you really feel the need to pose with a person, make it someone who doesn’t look anything like you.
#7 Keep them classy. Ladies, please don’t wear revealing shirts… if you know what I mean. And don’t pose in your underwear or bikini when you’re taking a mirror selfie. It just screams desperate and “come f*** me.” You don’t want to come across that way. [Read: 18 things you do that’ll make guys think you’re an easy lay]
And guys, don’t pose with your shirt off in your bathroom or put up a picture of your wet underwear showing your goods. Just. Don’t. Do. It.
#8 Don’t use selfies. What?!?! Did I really say “don’t use selfies?” Yes, yes I did. Do you know why? Because even though selfies are the norm in our society today, it screams narcissism. And beyond that, they might think, “Hey, doesn’t this person have a friend who can take their pictures? Lame.”
And if for some reason you absolutely, positively feel the need to include a selfie, for the love of God, please don’t take it in a public bathroom. Yes, yes, that happens. A lot.
Don’t forget that good Tinder bios say something
Unless you truly are just looking for a hookup, then you should say something about yourself! You are a human being with feelings, a job, and a life. So, let your personality shine. [Read: 30 effective tips to help you win at online dating]
#1 Keep it simple but descriptive. Honestly, you really can’t write a whole lot in good Tinder bios. They just don’t give you that much room. So, keep it simple and to the point. Highlight the important things about yourself like your career, your values, your hobbies, and what you’re looking for.
#2 Be positive. Please, please, please, don’t say anything like “I hate this part” or “I hate talking about myself.” Or “I’m nothing special.” Get my drift? Say positive things about yourself and what you are looking for. Negativity just drives people away, and that’s not a good way to get a date. [Read: The 30 best and worst words to describe yourself online]
#3 Don’t leave it blank. The good Tinder bios don’t leave anything blank. They write something about themselves. If you leave the bio part blank, it looks like you’re lazy. And if you’re too lazy to put your best self out there to GET a date, how lazy will you be when you actually get one… or even land yourself in a relationship? Yeah. You see my point.
#4 Don’t insult anyone. Yes, I know the last person you went out with lied about their weight. Or they were looking for a sugar daddy/mama. I know there are crazy people out there. But that doesn’t mean you should insult them in your bio. Yes, that happens too. Going back to #2… keep it positive.
[Read: How to start a Tinder conversation and snag a date every single time]
Creating good Tinder bios don’t have to be difficult. It just takes a little bit of effort in putting your best self forward. So, if you follow these tips, you’ll have a date in no time.
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