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dcarhcarts · 6 years ago

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This.....is the 1000th post on this blog, and I definitely waited until that could be true to post it, and that’s honestly? Very fitting. Seriously, you guys are a m a z i n g and I have literally never done a milestone before so I can’t tell you what it’s supposed to look like?? But we’ve somehow Miraculously (tm) managed to reach 100 followers and - anyway, this is going to be me very unprofessionally gushing about everyone because....I love you all and you’re all amazing aaaaaa. I’m??? Literally so blessed to have made friends and write with all of you. Y’all with multiple blogs, I’m only tagging once so I don’t spam your feed ok? And - as usual, this is going to get Long, because everything I do gets Long apparently. I tried to do it chronologically but IDK how well it worked oops.

THE LOVES OF MY LIFE, THE SUN IN MY EYES, MY MOON AND STARS

@ccrrupticn / D!!!! you are?? literally the reason I made this blog?? Without you, this thing would n o t mcfreaking exist omg!! You’re such an amazing writer (seriously, you manage so many muses and you give them all such distinct voices??? witchcraft???) and also so ???ridiculously kind! I love gushing to you about our Kids and you’re honestly A Saint (tm) for dealing with all of my blog construction/life related breakdowns, my crazy crossover headcanons and crashing into your inbox rambling about musicals <3 I miss talking to you so hmu whenever you come back if you want!!

@personnages / Lynna!! You’re like an Actual Angel. I think you were the first person!! who talked to me?? And You were So Nice and Welcoming that you literally soothed half of my fears coming into rpc like immediately?? You basically helped me figure out how diminutives work and you’re responsible for me adding at least 3 of my muses and I cannot tell you how much I love you and every time you pop onto my dash/feed/discord/etc, it just makes me happy inside <3 Definitely 100000% will follow you to every blog (if you’ll have me lmao) regardless of fandom!! i’m super excited about all of our ship/friendship roulettes and you’re just an absolute joy to talk to.

@nikolacvnas / LYDIA goodness you are a W O N D E R. Probably the best? Historically based blog I’ve ever encountered, and definitely one of my favorite parts of the Anastasia rpc!! The care and research and attention to detail that goes into your portrayals are a s t o n i s h i n g? Your Tatya is divine, your Maria is So Lovely and I Cry For Joy that you write Dima honestly. I’d been eyeing your blog for a little bit before I made my own - and I was honestly a little scared of you when we started cause you are a GODDESS and I am a potato, but then we talked??? and you’re hilarious and a ridiculously kind person and I love you? And of course, I love your dog (the cutest in the universe).

@mythostold / LESLIE~ Different blog, same story~ Man, I’ve been following you since maybe day two of this blog being active? No matter which fandom you end up in and which muse you write, you have such!! good!!! takes!!! For one, I love reading your meta posts??? Like you’re just so incredibly passionate about your muses?? And your writing style is so good aaaaaaa it’s so atmospheric. And on top of all of that - you’re??? such a sweet and incredible??? person??? And I love talking to you boo <3

@lifeawoke / NAT BBYSWEET <3 <3 <3 I have told the story of how I did a victory dance when you followed me to d e a t h probably but it’s t r u e your writing is amazing and your blog is amazing and y o u are amazing! You are the Natasha to my Sonya, and literally every time you send me a musing I’m like immediate-goofy-grin-heart-eyes???? It’s honestly a crime we don’t have more threads but like you’re an absolute joy to talk to and meme with and I adore you/your portrayal of beautiful bratty Natasha even if she drives my Sonya up the wall <3 You are Definitely the Funny Mutual lololol I crack up so much talking to you <3

@valianceearned / CARP you’re an amazing person/writer and holy h e c k am I impressed by your OCs!! They’re all so well thought out and developed? Your bios are so detailed and so much love and care is put into all of your characters. And your writing is so Lovely and it’s also very aesthetically lovely like holy heck the amount of work you put into both the content and the formatting? I am agog, I am aghast!!

@gearsandlevers / Callie!!!!! YOU ROUND ALL THE CORNERS I STRAIGHTEN THE CURVES!! love your kids so much. Your Violet is a delightfully clever and likeable kid, your Evan might have literally walked off the stage two seconds ago, and you’ve put so much thought into your cinnabon stoner Henry. Your dialogue is amazing and I love our headcanon sessions lobbing ideas back and forth with you!!

@spareisms / HEY MAGGIE GUESS WHAT YOU’RE WORTH MELTING FOR!! You’re like the sweetest person alive??? How are you an Actual Real Life Disney Princess?? Your Anna is so well characterized and multi layered and I love how she an be so flawed but so brave and just how human she is. I’m very excited for your Anne Shirley too!! You’re a great writer (and a super sweet person aaaa) and I love you!!

@gcneralvaganov / Deanna, I have just one question: How? Have we only known each other for like 2 months???? It feels like my dash would literally be incomplete without you?? You play such deeply complex and incredibly flawed muses with such a great depth of respect and humanity. I love all of our AUs (we.....probably have a dozen by now), our long fix-canon tangents, and....look the inevitable conclusion to this whole thing is that we should....basically just write Anastasia tbh??? You’re incredibly funny and kind and talented and I’m so glad I yeeted myself into your IMs that first time 2 months ago! I love you, I love your muses, (Dima and Anya love their Dumb Boyfriend), and I love writing with you!

@ncvaflows / ALEXA YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND YOU. You??? Unlocked Ultimate AU Mode Ro and it’s like I c a n ‘ t stop?? First off, I cannot believe we literally own the same books and like the same barbie movies. How are we not literally the same person?? (Maybe w e ’ r e Anneliese and Erika lmao). Honestly from day 1 you’ve been so welcoming and lovely and I’m so glad we crashed into each other’s IMs yelling at top volume about random ya lit/movies/aus!! I adore literally all of your OCs (is everyone a b s o l u t e l y sure they’re not canon??? hmmmmm a Mystery)???? In the words of Li Shang, “You WRITE GOOD????” Anyway you’re amazing and I love you <3

WHILE IT’S DEFINITELY MY FAULT FOR BEING AN ANXIOUS BEAN WE REALLY NEED TO TALK MORE OFTEN CAUSE I LOVE YOU

@curtainrisen / Rebekah, dude, you’re a wonder. Your muses??? So diverse, and your voices for them? Super on the nose and amazing. I love your Helene and how human she is, and I really gotta toss more of my kids at you (Super excited for Duke!!). You’re real chill to meme with and I love talking/writing with you!!

@heartlosttravelers / Tor!! I love that you stan Raoul de Chagny So Hard ( the pure cinnamon roll boy deserves it honestly) and you’re super cool and great to talk to! All your muses are a m a z i n g and I always love the read when you pop up on my dash!

@damerusse / Marie!! You’re hella chill. Your memes???? 10000000% actually legendary. Meming with you cracks me The Heck Up. Lily is forever the puppy dealer, that is all, thank you, gnight. Ok for real though - your Lily is pretty Legendary too and you really got all that Spark and Fire right down. You’re amazing, and I love stalking your threads on my dash!

@lionhvrted / Fortune, my buddy my pal, we really be Out Here making Jane Austen plots even m o r e rom-com. Like. How did we manage that??? We might be literally magical lmao. We don’t have a ton of stuff going on at the moment but I love our dumb pining kids and I love the justice and humanity you give to your Caroline, and Fitzy loves his (future) wife.

@guvernantka / P R U E I already love our Exasperated Big Sis / Annoying Lil Sis / LITERALLY WHO EVEN ARE YOU YOU SMELLY DUMBASS LIL BRO IN LAW dynamic. You have the Best Sense of Humor (tm) and I’m always catching you when it’s like 12 in the morning here so I’m always cracking up silently in bed trying not to wake my roommies up.

@anastcsie / I LOVE OUR ANGRY SMOL AND DIRTY TOL YOUNG-BUT-OLD MARRIED COUPLE AND THEIR OLDEST DAUGHTER NAMED MARIA ALREADY. I love your Anya and how feisty and fiery she is (Dima, needless to say, loves his wife) and I love how chill (and hilarious!!) you are as a person. We do have a tendency to turn into angst monsters 24/7 but honestly that’s half the fun!!

@asundrop / Polly!!!! ok so I know we haven’t really done anything w/ Raps (yet muahaha) BUT b o y was I hella excited when I found someone willing to yell about CDrama with me??? Thank you for being the Eternally Stoic/Always Annoyed Ancient God to my Tiny Dumb Fox Princess?? I love them and I love you (you’re hella cool) so there!

@moretreasurewithin / KAAAATE goodness it’s only been a couple of days but I’m So Comfortable talking to you already? You’re just honestly really amazingly kind and I love screaming about Anastasia with you. We gotta get more going but I love your Dima and Maria Already (tm) and I love your sense of humor (here’s to torturing Dima with ties!!) and I can’t wait to get to know you better!

@annastrxng / AAAA somehow I managed to chat with you and then?? We never got anything going and it’s definitely mostly my fault cause of that High Anxiety (and also the fact that I got Immediately Busy) but you are literally So Nice and The Most Understanding and super great to talk to!! I hope we get something going in the future!!

@soulcrossed / ROSE we have the same name I keep forgetting this lmao BUT ANYWAY. All your muses?? Amazing. You gotta throw more of them at me. Your Sophie?? Are you Actually Diana Wynn Jones in disguise?? I love our crazy au/headcanon sessions and I love/hate that you’re The Worst Enabler and I’m inevitably going to end up with the other two Hatter sisters on this blog lmao.

I HAVEN’T TALKED TO YOU TON YET BUT HI!!! YOU SEEM CHILL!!

@alonecour / @steeledstark / @professor-of-predators / @sclskinn / @dulcettc / @volaticoux / @frxncaise / @argelfrasterr / @i-wrote-myway / @zharptiitsa / @villainsfall / @anyaromanovarp / @agoodandloyalrussian / @aliquisinter

AND EVERY ONE OF Y’ALL AMAZING PEOPLE OUT THERE I’M ADMIRING SILENTLY FROM AFAR EVEN NOW BECAUSE I CHICKENED OUT OF TAGGING YOU LAST MINUTE CAUSE WHAT IF YOU’RE LIKE “LMAO WHO IS THIS WEIRDO TAGGING ME??” (p.s. this is 100000% permission to slide into my IMs/like a plotting call/etc. I honestly think y’all are hella cool and probably love you already)

#follow forever #( milestone )#( ooc ) ✵ ~ CHANDELIERS AND CAVIAR ~ /#((................you know i made more friends than i thought i would coming into rpc as an anxious smol))#((I LOVE YOU ALL YOU'RE ALL AMAZING))#((thanks for putting up w/ me & my Super Anxious Self))#((ok i'm just gonna post this before i forget and reblog something and miss the 1000th post))

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startuplifedenver · 4 years ago

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ROOMIE TOOK THE POISON, WITH UPDATE.

OF A TIME WHEN A ROOMIE GOT INJECT FIRST, AND THEN 28 DAYS LATER AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.

NOTHING HERE IS TRUE.

Please understand, nothing here is true including this and diz. The whole point is to speak the opposite of the expected and officially accepted words and ideas that are spoken and those that should not.

This by the criminal monsters running the screens. Now to the real news:

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.

Holy Mother of Jesus Christ what in the fucking world do these people have in their mind, or better yet: What the fuck are they currently lacking for crying out loud.

One roommie walked up to me and gave me the great news, that she had received the computer-virus-19 injection of only god knows what in the arm. It was hurting, today more than yesterday, perhaps not as much as tomorrow. But got the poison she did, and was walking around like if her life and her health, was not going to deteriorate sharply in the coming weeks and months. And fucking years.

According to the short talk and recollection of events, it is not mandatory but it is advice or encouraged, or something like it. This person has been receiving daily emails with the text of encouragement to get these poisonous shots. Sure not mandatory but fucking they are being bombarded with messages to do it.

WAIT AND SEE WHO SURVIVES.

Some other workers in the hospital said they will wait a few weeks and see what’s up. Let’s stop for a second a see what they mean, because this is so important and outrageously overlooked: To see if the idiots taking these drugs today, are still going to be alive in two weeks!

Someone who knows someone else, and who is friends with another person --you know how this computer-virus-19 stories transpire, someone somewhere said this or that.

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE GOT A GRAND.

So someone, was part of the lab-rat-computer-virus-19 and that person received the staggering sum of one thousand dollars. OMG. You take into the body some fucking horrible combination of only god knows what, and that person receives a grand. And of course, once that person gets ill they can very well go and spend that fucking grand looking after themselves because every horrible drug now comes with a clause that says so “too bad motherfucker, should’ve stick with ginger water, organic veggies and Calisthenics instead of looking at the computer screen all day long.

So this is happening, and good people who had been taken over by the computer-virus-19 are getting injected with unknown drugs because the television told them to do so.

THE TIMELINE FOR... ??

During the follow up conversation, where Mr Diz kept his mouth shut and just nodded, he learned the following: One poisonous injection today and another one in exactly twenty eight days. And then, if somehow the person is not killed in either event, just count fourteen days and the person is good to go.

CURED? LOL!

What does it mean? --Mr Diz asked very politely because after all, that is a normal follow up question. The rommie even answered that pondering that if the treatment is completed, and the person is now immune, then no covering of the face and not following that stupid nonsense.

But not sure. Actually, this person had no idea. No clue what is inside the injections, no clue what is going to happen afterwards. No nothing just a fluoride stare.

GTF OUT BEFORE THEY CALL THE PO’LEEZ.

Now more than even Mr Diz has to get his stupid act together and start making urgent moves to get the fuck out of the mad house he is not living in because you know, this is a whole bunch of bullshit for an upcoming book about lies, lies and more lies.

IS MR DIZ IN GRAVE DANGER?

Closing with another question: If this person had taken those injections, how that affects everybody around?

AND 28 DAYS LATER, ALMOST KILLED

Indeed my friends I had lost count but time just flies by nowadays and the reality is that a whole month went by and the rommie took the pharmaceutical drug like taking a Tylenol.

Spoiler alert the rommie is alive and kicking --thanks god! People in the work environment of such person, had reported getting a very high fever for a day or two, pain where the poison experimental pharmaceutical drug went in like no other, and general tiredness during those days.

The fever was constant and Mr. Diz’s eyes saw the person while shivering and hoping that shit will soon pass. Per the comments spoken by such person, the pain on the shoulder where the nedle went in was excruciating and couldn’t sleep on that side for a good three days.

So far the person is up and running, back to her bubbly and courageous self.

Upon asking ¿what’s next? The answer was a blank stare, no idea what the fuck or WTF. Have to wear that dirty shit on the face? No clue. Can go out in public and have no worries about anything but we all know there is nothing to worry about but still, go out with no worries? Not yet.

So great job and thanks god so far you have survived but let’s be real, taking an experimental pharmaceutical drug that was rushed and where the big pharma companies have no liability? No thanks, I love my health and the injections that go into the body are not decided on the East Coast.

YOU ARE WATCHING TOO MUCH TELEVISION!

The other roomie, god bless the soul of that person. The other roomie who it was rumored that has mushed potato in the head instead of a thinking brain, but that rumor has not been confirmed so it should not be considered as evidence of anything at all.

So the mashed potato brainless roommie, started raising the melodious voice and saying out loud like praising the Lord that lives were being saved and that a hero and that excellent and that you are saving a life and Mr. Diz who has learned his lessons in life, kept his stupid mouth shut and said nothing about it.

That is a perfect example of a remote controlled human who repeats at nauseum the non-sense that pours out of the MK-Ultra mind mashed potato program to make people docile and malleable

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tuntematonkorppi · 7 years ago

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apparently, reducing my junk food intake made my arms’ muscles more proeminent cause when i went to have a drink with the boys on saturday night, my former roommie was like “OMG WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR ARMS?? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE DOING 100 PUSHUPS EVERY MORNING!!”

and seriously what the fuck i don’t see any difference and i still can’t do 5 pushups without crashing down the floor like a dying whale.

#personal shit

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purplejan · 3 years ago

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i ended up going to buy some groceries (it was a wild experience i must say) and now i'm having soup while watching the episode 😌

#my roommie had the idea of adding the tofu and omg she's a genius #also thoughts for now: camden with the pigtales is the most adorable #also omg bosco in her roast look?? i am looking

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sequoiann · 8 years ago

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❧ x.mh | roommate!au

pairing; seventeen the8 x reader

genre; bulletpointed, roommate!the8, humor, fluff

collab with; @kpop–fics

notes; this au is so long overdue i swear HAHA my collab-mate (is this a word) finished a main points so long ago and i’m only getting to it now and she’s so patient with me omg thANK YOU LOVE // hope you guys enjoy thiss !!

you were making over your way to your dorm

and you were like

REALLY excited

like for real really excited

like you know the motivational adrenaline kind of thing on your first day of school

but at the same time you were a nervous wreck but you ain’t gonna let that get to ya

so you opened the door

and,,,

…almost got hit

“what the hell?”

you almost shouted through the whole building bc whatever nearly hit you missed your nose bridge by 0.0001 miLLIMETRES

“oh, are you okay?”

a worried boy walked in your direction

with

freaking

nun chucks !! in his hands !1!!1!1

like w t h

am i living with a ninja

i signed up for college ,, not martial arts training ?¿

“i’m so sorry! I’ll introduce myself ,, i’m minghao, your new roommate?”

at least he introduced himself

he had this accent which told you he wasn’t from korea

and he was pretty nice to you so you let the nunchuck incident slide.

for now, at least.

“hi, i’m y/n”

and you guys had a little chit-chat and you found out he was from china

and you tried to use your very basic chinese to speak

“你好 (nihao) (hello)”

and he just chuckles a little bc you have your own lil accent when you speak chinese

which was adorable to him lmao

he ended up learning you how to handle nun chucks after that

and you were pretty good

but ya know

no one’s perfect on their first tries-

“y/n watch it! do you want to kill me?!”

and you just stare at him grudgingly and

“well you almost did when i walked in here yesterday”

also

every time you have a problem and stress about it or rant about it or just talk about it

he just sits there like

why do I live with you again

but he just nods and nods and nods to whatever you’re saying

he probably doesn’t even know what topic you’re on but

*nods*

and you throw what’s closest to you to him

because you don’t like it when he doesn’t listen to wtv you’re saying HAHA

one time you were cutting the ingredients before cooking and you almost threw the kitchen knife

bc minghao was just being a noisy ass

oops

and

after the whole nun chuck adventure

tries to teach you dancing

bc it was apparently thought ,,, to be ,, suCH A GR9 IDEA !!

but,,,

just no

it’s not meant for you

you have 0 body coordination so you were just

flapping your limbs around

like a floppy jellyfish

and

you knocked over a mirror lol

that’s known as ‘the day we all discovered y/n can’t dance’

thanks minghao !!!!

he’s really thuggish and like he’s got the very ,, strong ,,

“ don’t fuk with me ” aura

but since you practically live with him, you know he’s honestly just a really soft all of fluff lol

but he’ll get aggressive if he wants to or if any one close to him is hurt

emotionally or physically

so him as one of your closest friends is a pretty great idea

but ok the con ,,,,

this guy also dabs so much

and you get really annoyed bc he does it sO RANDOMLY

so you’re just like

“,,minghao your shoulder is gonna dislocate one day i swear”

and he just stares at you for five seconds straight before going right in front of your face

and dabbing

and ““ aCCIDENTALLY ”” smacks you with his hand

“oops !!”

and you literally chase him around the whole dorm building

“i’M REPORTING YOU FOR PHYSICAL ABUSE XU MINGHAO-”

yes so that’s roommie life with minghao

very hectic indeed

#seventeen #seventeen aus #seventeen scenarios #seventeen fluff #seventeen the8 #the8 #minghao #xu minghao

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kpop--fics · 8 years ago

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Lee Chan (Dino) fluff

[Roommate AU]

Again, another collab with @theliqht! Check her out, it’s worth your time~~

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you just got your key to your room

and you were almost in front of your door

when there was REALLY loud music coming from inside

like really really loud

so you leaned closer and listened

and

,,, it’s michael jackson’s music

i think

so you just knock

but of course there’s no answer

whoever is in there can’t hear you over the music

smh

so you just

open the door with your key

and tried to be quiet bc you felt like you’re gonna meet a whole new level of awkward

and you see a boy,,, dancing to the song

you were about to turn and walk away and come back later

but then he noticed you

yay

and weird enough ,,,,

he isn’t even a little embarrassed

“HELLO!”

he just says loudly and you literally flinch in surprise lolol

he walks towards the speakers and turns off the music so you can finally introduce yourself gdi

so you just

awKwArdLy-

“hi, i’m y/n, your new roommate”

“nice to meet you! i’m chan!” he smiles.

omg that smile

adorable squish

okay let’s not get distracted

also

he is hyped like this every morning and/or afternoon

he listens to michael jackson non-stop and dances to it 24/7 so it’s pretty obv that michael jackson is his idol

and ngl his dance moves are really good

so it’s like a free mini performance lolol

but when it’s evening or night time

he’s always watching a movie

how he hasn’t seen them all yet????

but every time you end up joining him under the five blankets heh

yes, five

fiVeEEE

somehow, you like every movie he watches

he must have a good taste or something idk

and uk those drama scenes where a guy & a girl watches a horror show tgt and gets closer through?

that does nOT happen in your dorm room lol

both of you hate horror movies so that genre is completely out

like once both of you tried watching conjuring and it barely started and both of you were already pinching each other and throwing pillows at the tv screen lmao

so horror movies? nope.

dino is the same age at you are but you honestly saw him as a cute lil ball of fluff

and you sometimes just unconsciously start staring at him lovingly bc of how much you wanted to just crush him with a hug

and dino feELS your stare even when he’s not looking in your direction

“y/n i am feeling so very uncomfortable right now do you mind---”

and you just break your gaze and laugh and go over to him to ruffle his hair

and he just pouts

whiCH MAKES EVERYTHING CUTER ASDFGJKL

but you know where to draw the line and not tease him too much so it’s all good

and chan also does it back to you so tbh it’s forever even between you two

when you’re at your desk doing your homework he just stares into your skull and you feEL IT TOOO

“chan ,,,,,my head is suspiciously hurting ,,,,,”

and he just stares even harder and

“hmm i wonder why??”

“i’m serious i need to do my project pls stop”

and he just bursts out laughing like you do and then hugs you from the back bc he finds you just as cute as you find him

awwwwwwww

although dino’s smol and everything,, he can murder someone if he wants to

a bigger guy teased him non-stop once for a whole day and dino flung him down the hallway istfg

don’t mess with him !!!! : ))

dino and you are vvv mutual as roommates;; the two of you take hella good care of each other

like if you’re busy, he’ll do everything else for you

and if he’s busy, you’ll do everything else for him

eg buying food, cleaning up the dorm, doing the laundry

very! healthy! relationship !!

so yep that’s dino as your roommie!

#lee chan #dino #seventeen #roommate AU #collab

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