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Aug 23 Blurr’s Horror Stream - Little Shop of Horrors

In honor of the eclipse. In a shocking twist, even Blurr prefered the domestic ending to the monsters-destroy-humanity ending.

Missed the very start. Frenzy wrote “WASH ME” in Blurr’s leg dirt.

B l u r r: Oh yeah? /wiggles pede/ B l u r r: There's nothing new there. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WHATCHA CALL THIS?\\ Drift: *arrives!* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Holds up a grimy fingertip* B l u r r: ... It's called space dust, I assume? B l u r r: /scratches helm finial. Wiggles claws at Drift / Drift: *walks over to Blurr, looks at his leg, snorts, and sits down.* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\'S CALLED YER FRAGGIN' FILTHY 'N IT'S GONNA SLOW YA DOWN.\\ B l u r r: ... Hn? It doesn't slow me down. ItsyBitsySpyers: *But that ain't his business, so he flops with Soundwave and the others after giving Drift a thumbs up hello* Bevel: *giggles* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yo, Bev. Seat?// Bevel: Sure! B l u r r: Anyway, it was worth getting a little dirty. B l u r r: You wanna see what I found? It's wicked. B l u r r: Never seen anything like it before. K-Kyeheheh. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Sure! What's it?// Butterbun changed their nickname to Starscream. Drift: I wanna see. Bevel: Me too. B l u r r: /holds up a flat, circular object. It has a gold trim and a thick glass center. It looks almost like a monocle in his claw/ Check it out. B l u r r: If you use it, it automatically centers what you're looking at. ItsyBitsySpyers: //...So it moves the thing, or?// B l u r r: K-Kyeheheh. And it helps me keep track of moving objects, too. B l u r r: No, it centers it into the weird... system thing. I don't know, I tore it off a mech. B l u r r: He said it was like a compass. B l u r r: But it can adjust to any system. Apparently it has a data storage in it. Drift: What, do you look through the middle? How's it work? B l u r r: Yeah. See, look. /holds it up for Drift / If you look through the middle, it should start logging whatever you're looking at. B l u r r: And it centers for you and everything. B l u r r: I have no idea what I'll use it for, but it seemed interesting and he wasn't using it. B l u r r: I could also be using it completely wrong. /shrugs a little / Either way, it looks cool. Bevel: How does it center things? Drift: What do you mean, it "centers"? Does it start, like, turning to track whatever I'm looking at? *looks through it at... Bevel* Bevel: *grins at Drift* Starscream: *scoots his pretty little booty into the room* B l u r r: I don't know what it does, really. I mean it will center... ah... hn. /mumbles/ It'll focus on the object in the center. B l u r r: That's what I meant... /scratches finial sheepishly/ B l u r r: I think he used it to track bounties down. Drift: *grins back* So it's like a self-adjusting telescope? *waits to see what it does to Bevel* Bevel: That is really useful. B l u r r: Sort of? I don't know. But, so far, I've seen it logging things. Color scheme, names in databases, and the likes. Bevel: You could use it to find places that are really hard to find. B l u r r: That's what I thought! ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave nods absently to Starscream and watches them all fuss over this strange object* B l u r r: Because he's been plenty of places. Which means he's been to places with valuables. Bevel: *color scheme huh? she'll just slowly shift her colors through a spectrum from her usual dark purple to a rusty red-orange* Drift: *... IS it doing anything to bevel?* B l u r r: / Probably just a name and location at the moment / B l u r r: / Seeing as Bevel hasn't really been with The Emperor long / Drift: ... Oh! Oh, yeah, I see, it changes their color, so they stick out more against the— *looks around the side of the glass* ... Oh. Never mind. B l u r r: K-Kyeheheheh. Bevel: *laughs* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Heh!// B l u r r: But. if you point it at ME. /smirks/ My bounty comes up. B l u r r: Along with where I'm from. Which is interesting. Bevel: Oh point it at Blurr! B l u r r: I guess this mech was using it to hunt people down. But, I didn't give him time to really explain it to me. It's a learn as you go thing. Drift: Ohhh. *looks back at the glass. yeah, he sees the name and location now.* So, what, it looks up a database about the person? B l u r r: [[ is everyone ready ? ]] Drift: *goes to the other side of the glass so he can look through it the other way at Blurr* B l u r r: I think so, but it also seems to work as a compass?I'm not sure. I have to play with it more. B l u r r: / snorts at Drift / ItsyBitsySpyers: ((SO READY :D :D :D :D)) drift changed their nickname to Tydrift. Tydrift: (I made it on time wow) B l u r r: [ yay! ]] Bevel: //welcome welcome B l u r r: The thing is, if it logs, I can try to get someone to hack into it and get its history transferred to our archives. Drift: What do you mean, like a compass? Does it point at the person when they move away from the glass? B l u r r: Which means I'll have lists of new places. B l u r r: No, I mean it has locations in it. B l u r r: I could track mechs back to their universes and get 'em. Drift: The locations of where they live or something? B l u r r: I don't know, I didn't make it. B l u r r: I told you, I'm still figuring it out. Bevel: It can track through the streams? Drift: Huh. B l u r r: Not sure yet. It knows where I'm from, but I suppose if I jave a bounty, that's common knowledge. B l u r r: *have ItsyBitsySpyers: //Bet it doesn't. Where's it gonna get all the data?// B l u r r: And /my/ bounty is higher than my Ultra Magnus. B l u r r: / smirks confidently / Bevel: Nexus? B l u r r: [[ okay so i know neddles is ready. Everyone else? ]] Bevel: //ready ItsyBitsySpyers: //What'sa Necks Us?// B l u r r: ... No idea. B l u r r: Sounds like something you can steal, though. B l u r r: That's not the coolest part, though. Drift: ((yep)) B l u r r: The coolest part is that I managed to secure more supplies! Bevel: Nexus is a universe cluster. It is where Axiom Nexus is. They compile and monitor different universes and stuff. Starscream: ((ready! ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave immediately sits upright* ItsyBitsySpyers: [[They do? How?]] ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Are their records public?]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((*WIGGLES*)) B l u r r: [[ omfg hold on ]] B l u r r: [[Itunes just froze. ]] B l u r r: [[ there. ]] Bevel: The bots there are waaaaay ahead of any other universe I have ever seen with technology and stuff. Tydrift: That's unsettling... is there a way to see if they're monitoring your universe? B l u r r: Sounds fake. ItsyBitsySpyers: ((It's gonna be tempting to show this on the 23rd of September)) Bevel: It is not fake. I lived there for a really long time. ItsyBitsySpyers: ((call a cop u say)) Starscream: ((do it B l u r r: Well, they're probably not watching our universe. B l u r r: Trust me no one is watching my universe. Drift: You can't know that. B l u r r: Well, it doesn't matter. We travel too much to worry about it. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave's feeler is already waving. This story amuses the living Pit out of him. Especially considering what's hiding in the storage shed.* Starscream: *..what's in the storage shed?* ItsyBitsySpyers: *A singing, carnivorous plant.* Starscream: *who's shed. where* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Outside Dancitron.* B l u r r: Anyway. I have my mechs tearing apart the idiot's ship right now B l u r r: Maybe we'll find something else cools. B l u r r: *cool Bevel: The data is not really public. Some of it is cause there's lots of travel from different universes in Axiom Nexus and everyone talks but sometimes the Nexus bots keep stuff secret. Starscream: *oh good. not his Cybertron. Attention back to movie* ItsyBitsySpyers: *He wants it. All of it.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Imagine how much bigger his map could get...* Starscream: ..... Starscream: 8I *this is a movie about Cybertron. Welp* Drift: *you commenting on the quality of your leadership, starscream?* Starscream: *Cybertron is a work in progress* B l u r r: / you're a half asssed project / Bevel: *could tell him where more than a few observation stations are* Starscream: *you're a recycled project* B l u r r: / I sure am. / B l u r r: /snicker snort/ It does look like home. / B l u r r: *. Drift: *yes, it does. :c* Tydrift: Missing a few craters B l u r r: Missing a lot of Empties. Drift: *he's guessing "skid row" is human for "dead end"* B l u r r: Oh wait, there's Starscream. Perfect, the gang is all here. /snicker / Drift: Where—? Ugh. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Might take Bevel up on that later.* B l u r r: ... I love those fly trap plants. B l u r r: I wonder if I could make one... B l u r r: / hums/ Tydrift: [ silent gasp ] Tydrift: ( also I gasp too it's *** cute ) B l u r r: ... He likes odd and weird things? As opposed to the normal? Tydrift: (... it's not gonna stay cute is it) B l u r r: /tilts helm, finials flicking / I like him. ItsyBitsySpyers: ((YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS?)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((omg i won't spoil you a thing, i swear)) Tydrift: (NOPE IM A LOSER) Bevel: //*shakes fist* missed rhyme opportunity and i'm so mad and amused B l u r r: ... What do humans buy flowers for? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Gifts.]] Tydrift: They give them to each other as tokens of affection. B l u r r: ... for whom? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[They're... pleasing.]] Tydrift: Or to make their homes look nice. Drift: Symbols of the ephemerality of beauty and life. B l u r r: ... Ah. B l u r r: Well, that explains why I have never received any. B l u r r: / tilts helm/ Dodge bought me a collection of data texts once. Bevel: My creator says most of the plants humans give as gifts are dying. Starscream: Bribes to soothe over wronged partners. B l u r r: Pit, Dodge always made me apologize. B l u r r: I wasn't allowed to buy him things. Drift: Yeah, that's why they're so ephemeral. They die fast. Starscream: ...so what did you do? Starscream: Bring him boquets of hands? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[They should give them still in pots.]] B l u r r: Pardon? Bevel: I would rather get a live plant so I could plant it somewhere. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Flowers. Not hands.]] B l u r r: No, I told him I was wrong and he accepted. Starscream: *makes a face. Sounds fake* Drift: *pats Blurr's shoulder.* That's mature. B l u r r: /snort / Thanks ,Drift. B l u r r: I also cooked him dinner sometimes. Drift: ... What kind of plant did he say he thinks it is? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[A fly trap.]] B l u r r: ... /wicked grin / Starscream: Feed it flies. Drift: ... Wouldn't it need flies, then? Starscream: ..alternatively, traps. Drift: Aww, it wants kisses. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Haha!// Bevel: *giggles* B l u r r: K-KYAHAHHAA!! Tydrift: [ it's like a hatchling oml ] ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy's imagining that thing with a bitbear trap in its mouth* Bevel: *imagining a scraplet mouth* B l u r r: / grabs Drift's arm and shakes/i want one!! B l u r r: I want ten!! B l u r r: I want a forest of them! Starscream: ...wait. Isn't this literally that carnacle that Whirl is keeping. Drift: *is shook* Starscream: *barnacle Drift: You'd need to keep organics around to feed it, though. B l u r r: Well, those are easy to get! ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Yes, you would. The barnacle only eats inorganic material.]] Starscream: ..blood seems like a very effective fertilizer. B l u r r: It satisfies most cravings. Starscream: ((i like the street advice girls Drift: (("I want a garbage disposal and my own washer and dryer" is she a millennial)) Starscream: Small dreams. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He prefers blue, himself.]] B l u r r: [[ she isss ]] Starscream: ((you see where she lives. the answer is yes Tydrift: For a movie called little shop of horrors... there's a surprising lack of horror Drift: ((pine-sol)) B l u r r: ... Are you kidding? Drift: ((millennial whirl)) B l u r r: This is terrifying. Tydrift: This is nice Starscream: That decor is pretty frightening. B l u r r: this is terrifying. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave just huffs, his shoulders trembling. This poor stranger.* B l u r r: What do they do all day? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Perhaps they're retired from the money the shop makes.]] B l u r r: ... What do they DO all day? Tydrift: Be happy? Drift: *dopey smile. it's all alien but the sentiment gets through.* B l u r r: You know what's terrifying? She hasn't killed that boyfriend of hers yet. Bevel: Eat him. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy flicks a snack at Drift* B l u r r: Seriously. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\MUSH.\\ Drift: Hey! Starscream: Mush. Drift: *FLICKS IT BACK* ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SEE? AIN'T I - OW!\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: *rubs his visor* B l u r r: She should just kill her boyfriend. Bevel: *titanic night was highly influential on how she thinks one should handle jerk boyfriends* ItsyBitsySpyers: ((wow it's dropping hard)) Drift: *... did somebody eat their boyfriend in titanic* Starscream: ((if someone ate their boyfriend in titanic i am so sorry i missed it)) Drift: ((same)) Bevel: *no but everyone thought rose should eat both dudes as they were rude af* Drift: ((... *points at seymour feeding audrey ii* shockwave.)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((NO)) ItsyBitsySpyers: //She's one to talk.// Tydrift: Pft Drift: *they're so cute* B l u r r: ... I would have honestly killed this guy by now. Tydrift: Oh Primus Bevel: :| Tydrift: I think I agree with you Blurr B l u r r: Mmmm yes indeed. Drift: What's a dentist? B l u r r: I would have killed him. ItsyBitsySpyers: //So that's how come ya went learnin' medicine.// Rumble nudges his brother. // Heh.// B l u r r: He reminds me of someone... I know. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\PFFFF.\\ Starscream: ..... Starscream: *IS THIS HOOK* B l u r r: A dentist works on teeth, I think Drift: ... That's what humans chew with, right? B l u r r: Yes. B l u r r: I think so. Drift: ... So why would they want them drilled up? ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OH, OH, I KNOW!\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THE TEETH THINGS GET LIL HOLES ALL IN 'EM 'N THEY GOTTA STICK METAL IN TO FILL 'EM. SO THEY DRILL BETTER HOLES 'N GET OUT THE VIRUSES 'N SCRAP.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\LIKE FILLIN' DENTAL PLATES, ONLY THEY GOT A WHOLE BUNCH.\\ ItsyBitsySpyers: \\RATCHET WAS TELLIN' ME. HE HAD PICTURES 'N EVERYTHIN'.\\ Starscream: ..why don't they just replace the whole tooth with metal. B l u r r: ... /cringes a little by Drift / Eugh... Drift: Oh. Huh. B l u r r: He does remind me of him. B l u r r: That's disgusting. Kill him. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Punch 'im.// Bevel: Eat him. Drift: Break his teeth. B l u r r: Kill. Him. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Nah, he'll just fix 'em. Break his nose.// Drift: I was going for dramatic irony, but okay. Starscream: ((I sing this often ItsyBitsySpyers: ((me too)) B l u r r: [[[ same ]] B l u r r: / nudges drift / Hey. Drift: Hm? B l u r r: What if I make one of these plants? Starscream: A wishgranting plant. Drift: You'd have to keep visiting Earth to get it food. B l u r r: That's easier. B l u r r: ... Actually, this plant reminds me of me. B l u r r: /snort / drift: (my wifi crapped out and I come back to this what happened to my cute lil baby) drift changed their nickname to Tydrift. Drift: ((him grew)) B l u r r: ... Yes! Tydrift: (nooo omg please wifi work) ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble growls. He hates this part.* B l u r r: Oh yes yes yes, feed him to the plant! Starscream: Ah, yes. The neighbors will definitely not hear this. B l u r r: /kicking pedes / Drift: Yes! Drift: ((i love this scene)) B l u r r: [[ yeS ]] Starscream: ... B l u r r: K-KYAHAHAHAA!! B l u r r: [[ god poor seymour ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: //This is all kinda awkward.// Drift: ((incredibly specific fetishes)) drift: Is he... drift changed their nickname to Tydrift. Starscream: 8S Tydrift: [muttering] Please, just shoot him already... Drift: Yeah. B l u r r: Seriously. Starscream: *the bading of realization* ItsyBitsySpyers: //Primus, he's bad at this.// B l u r r: Really. B l u r r: Really bad. Starscream: I wonder that he doesn't get caught.. but maybe this is commonplace in Skid Row. ItsyBitsySpyers: //Guess it tenders the meat up real good.// Drift: Pff. Drift: Pre-break a few bones so Audrey doesn't have to chew as much. B l u r r: He didn't think to cut it up before hand? Tydrift: What a spoiled plant ItsyBitsySpyers: //With what? A lil' tooth drill?// Drift: I guess he thought it'd eat the body whole. B l u r r: An ax. K-Kyeheheh. Tydrift: (... is this the same guy from ghostbusters??) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((yep)) Tydrift: (EYY KEY MASTER) Drift: ((it always fvcks me up a little when her voice moves down to a normal octave)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((heh)) Drift: *drift's dopey grin is back* Tydrift: [honestly let the movie end here this is enough for him] B l u r r: eugh... B l u r r: /rolls optic/ B l u r r: what a boring romance Drift: Whaaat? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He murdered a horrible lover for her and you find that boring?]] Tydrift: He fed her abusive ex's dismembered corpse to a plant B l u r r: I guess. Tydrift: I would have expected you to consider that romantic Drift: He taught her to love herself. Starscream: He didn't bother hiding the evidence? B l u r r: I consider it a romantic gesture. B l u r r: It would have been better if he was soaked in blood or something attractive ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He IS new at this, Starscream.]] Starscream: It didn't need THAT one chopped up. Tydrift: Oh so now the plant will eat a whole body B l u r r: It's bigger now Drift: It got bigger since the last one. Bevel: Way bigger. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave steeples his fingers.* Drift: *DOPEY SMILE INTENSIFIES* Drift: ... You know, Audrey II never did say that he can't live on anything but human blood. Drift: He only said he needed blood and it had to be fresh. Drift: Seymour could've been giving him dogs all this time or something. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It would be harder to trap him if it were dogs.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: [[The plant knows what it is doing.]] Tydrift: NO B l u r r: ... Hnh. B l u r r: No one fed someone to a killer plant for me before. B l u r r: I don't think anyone's done anything like that for me. Drift: It wouldn't NEED to trap him, because then he'd have no reason not to want to feed him. Starscream: ..how many people do you know with killer plants? B l u r r: Not many. Drift: ... Do barnacles count? B l u r r: I don't know. Starscream: Those aren't plants. B l u r r: but that must be nice. B l u r r: Just. Killing people for you. /chin claws / B l u r r: That's the perfect sign of affection. Drift: Yeah... B l u r r: / siiiigh / Starscream: ..is that the masochist? ItsyBitsySpyers: [[A new human.]] B l u r r: I've only seen one mech kill someone for me. As a gift. B l u r r: It was beautiful. Starscream: Odd. He looks similar. Starscream: *but lots of humans look alike* Starscream: ((more like the mun is going 'i don't think that's bill murray but it looks a LOT like bill murray)) Drift: ((it does)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((i still like the play's ending better)) Drift: *on the edge of his seat* Drift: ((that's the alternate ending, right?)) B l u r r: [[ same ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((ye)) Tydrift: (what's that ending?) Drift: ((psst find it on youtube we should watch it after this)) ItsyBitsySpyers: ((i'll go look)) Starscream: ((YEAH Starscream: ((i saw the play before the movie so i was very ??? at first Drift: *THE DOPEY SMILE IS BACK* B l u r r: / pouting / B l u r r: / He liked the plant / B l u r r: / sinks down in his seat / Drift: *... tries to tone down the dopey smile for blurr's benefit* B l u r r: !!!!! B l u r r: / BIG GRIN / B l u r r: He's alive!! Tydrift: Maybe this time the plant will stay cute B l u r r: / throws arms up / He'll eat them all again! B l u r r: The monster lived! How exciting! B l u r r: / grinning wide / How perfect. ItsyBitsySpyers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyQpDCAWpbs )) Drift: Everyone gets a happy ending. :) B l u r r: [[ lemme try and load it ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((enjoy, tydrift mun :) )) Tydrift: (oh dear) Starscream: ...cronch. Tydrift: D: Drift: ... Oh. Drift: *IT HURTS HIS SPARK* Drift: *quietly grabs blurr's arm. blurr. blurr. she wants to be fed to the plant so that she can keep helping seymour in death. blurr. blurr do you see it. blurr.* B l u r r: / Hes TRYING NOT TO / Starscream: ......they set this up for a /pun/. Drift: 8( B l u r r: / but he sees it / Starscream: *burys his face in his hand. Why* B l u r r: / Pats Drift / Bevel: :( Tydrift: Kill the plant B l u r r: Keep the body. Bevel: Bad plant. Tydrift: Kill it ItsyBitsySpyers: [He'll get to that in a moment.]] Drift: And let her sacrifice be in vain?! Tydrift: KILL Tydrift: IT Drift: *grabs blurr's arm with his other hand. blurr. blurr. thEY NEVER GOT MARRIED.* B l u r r: / flickers optic at Drift / B l u r r: ... / pat / Drift: 8C B l u r r: / do u want a hug? / Drift: *yes* B l u r r: / hugs Drift / B l u r r: / Dodge is hugging too/ B l u r r: / Just so u know / Drift: *that's very good of him* B l u r r: / yes / Drift: ... Oh no. Drift: *HUGS TIGHTER* Tydrift: Why not kill the plant first Drift: Because she's living in it. B l u r r: / hugs Drift tighter / Tydrift: She's dead because of it Drift: But that's all that's left of her. Tydrift: If he wanted to keep what was left of her he shouldn't have fed it to a plant Drift: It was her last wish. Tydrift: Her last wish was ridiculous B l u r r: That Drift: So?! B l u r r: is rude to sayy. Drift: It's all she's got left. Tydrift: [YES KILL THE PLANT] Tydrift: You know what would have been better Tydrift: Burying her in an actual garden Drift: If she'd lived. Tydrift: That too B l u r r: Or just keeping her secured somewhere. B l u r r: / picking at his claws B l u r r: */ Drift: Humans rot, Blurr. B l u r r: Not always. Tydrift: It would smell B l u r r: Frames rot, too. Drift: Not as fast. B l u r r: No, not as fast, I suppose. Drift: ... He could've made a mummy out of her, I guess. B l u r r: That too. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He could bronze her.]] B l u r r: Or frozen her. They don't rot if they're frozen Drift: ... She wouldn't have wanted that, though. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Yes, she would. It turns green.]] Starscream: *whispers* Mulch. Drift: ... Don't think that's what she was going for. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy snorts* B l u r r: Well, now he's with her. So, there. Drift: ... At least they're together. :( B l u r r: ..... /has the biggest grin on his ugly scarred face / Drift: *... oh. another apocalypse.* Tydrift: [has just a let it all burn mentality at this point now tbh, let them all die then] ItsyBitsySpyers: ((and that's why that post was called "and peoria")) Drift: *yeah. well. sigh.* B l u r r: Look at all of the monsters B l u r r: /splays claws on face / Tydrift: Is this what she wanted ItsyBitsySpyers: //...How much ya think they gotta eat t'get so big?// Starscream: At least three more humans. Drift: ... Well, at least they're having fun.* Drift: *chinhands. still feeling bad for seymour and audrey* Bevel: *doesn't like this ending at all* Starscream: ..they had quite a lot filmed. B l u r r: Well, lucky for you, it's not the real ending, hn? /nudges drift / Drift: Kinda redundant. Drift: Maybe they wre gonna have trimmed it down if this had made the final film. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\I LIKE IT. LOOKIT ALL THAT DESTROYIN'.\\ Dreamy sigh. B l u r r: I know... B l u r r: All these beautiful monsters.. B l u r r: [[ can we just appreciate this 80s monster plant tho ]] Drift: ((it's a good 80s monster plant)) ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble punches Frenzy in the arm.* //Weirdo.// B l u r r: Well, at least the original end is your favorite. /pokes Drift/ So chipper up. ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave vents contently and stands, stretching.* ItsyBitsySpyers: *Perhaps he'll spend a little time looking at the orchid tonight.* Drift: Yeah. S'true. B l u r r: /smirks a bit / B l u r r: Oh! I spent time with Optimus today. / nudges Drift / We talked about you. ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Come. We return home. There is much to do.]] ItsyBitsySpyers: //Awww... okaaaaaay.// Tydrift: [he's in a mood now he's just going to get up and go now] B l u r r: / waves claws at Frenzy / If you're not busy sometime soon, hit me up. ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SURE THING!\\ B l u r r: / omg tydrift ur so emo / Tydrift: (Thanks for streaming this! was a very good one ♥) Drift: *nods as his alternate passes.* B l u r r: [[ ♥ !! ]] ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy 'whispers' a \\WHAT'S THAT MECH'S PROBLEM?\\ * ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble just rolls his optics and follows the boss out* B l u r r: / LOUD SHRUGGING AT FRENZY / Bevel: *gonna leave as well mostly because the mun has to be up early* Starscream: *a nod to Blurr. It was.. interesting? Yeah* Starscream: *STARSCREAM OUTIES B l u r r: / throws a snack at Starscream / Starscream: 8U B l u r r: ... /looks around like omg who was that / B l u r r: what a crime. Starscream: *does the 'i got my eyes on you' thing* Starscream: ((thanks for the movie dud! B l u r r: / does the same thing but only with one eye / B l u r r: [[ no problemo! ]] Drift: *JOINS THE EYE GESTURING* Drift: *now starscream's got three eyes on him* B l u r r: / yES / Starscream: ((play one of King George's songs Starscream: ((8DDDD B l u r r: [[ there u go ]] B l u r r: / leans over and hugs Drift again. Comfort squeeze / B l u r r: I liked the first ending better... if it helps. Drift: Really? You did? B l u r r: Mmhm. Drift: Why? I thought you'd like the monster plants destroying Earth more. B l u r r: ... I do. Drift: ((god i love this song)) B l u r r: But, I don't know. Starscream: ((yesssss B l u r r: / frowns a little/ I don't get marriage. I don't know what's so special about it. B l u r r: But, it must be nice. B l u r r: For someone to want to do that with you, I guess? B l u r r: And the plant lived in the end anyway. B l u r r: [[ YES ITS THE BEST ]] Drift: ... It is nice. B l u r r: I wouldn't know. B l u r r: /shrugs a little / Drift: It means you're wanted. It means someone said "I want you forever. Until we die." B l u r r: Where I'm from , we don't have... Conjux...Endura. / see. He did it / Drift: *he did it!!* B l u r r: ...Ah. Yes, no. That's definitely not something I'm gonna learn. /snort / Drift: ... I wanna be your best friend forever. B l u r r: That's different, though. B l u r r: I'd like to be best friends forever, too. /scratches finial / Drift: Kinda different. But not totally. B l u r r: I guess not. B l u r r: I'm lucky to have anybody, I suppose. B l u r r: They're usually uh.. dead or gone by now. B l u r r: Mostly dead. Drift: *nods* B l u r r: So, hnh. Thanks for sticking around. B l u r r: I know it's not easy. Starscream: ((now kiss)) B l u r r: [[ god. ]] B l u r r: [[ weRE FRIENDS ]] Starscream: Presentation Starscream: ((..wow alright GUESS IM NOT LINKING A PIC B l u r r: [[ LOL ]] Drift: ... It's easy because the reward is you. B l u r r: ... /oh wow/ B l u r r: / that's really nice ;A; / B l u r r: / just. Stare at . / B l u r r: W-Well... a pretty beat up reward. Drift: Worth it. B l u r r: Well, you are, too. B l u r r: Worth a lot. Dents and dings. B l u r r: Well, at the very least, at least I'll always have you. Even if the rest of them leave. B l u r r: As long as you want to stay, of course. /snort / Drift: *crooked smile* Always. B l u r r: / leans over and hugs Drift anyway/ Drift: *hugs back* B l u r r: I hope you don't forget me when I die. /snort/ that'd be depressing. Drift: No! Never. Drift: I'd rather you... not die, though. Besides, you've got orders. B l u r r: Mm... we talked about that today. B l u r r: But... I won't be dying anytime soon. Not in my plans. B l u r r: / Right. Pulls away from hug / You know you can always come by. B l u r r: Maybe you can meet Ratchet. He's responsible for me. Er...not like a ... an Amica? He's just my medic. Drift: Yeah, I getcha. Maybe I'll meet him sometime. *and maybe punch him for not putting more effort into fixing blurr's head.* B l u r r: / ruuude / B l u r r: / pokes Drift's nose. There is a sticker there / Chin up, Drift. Drift: *takes his new sticker. is it a star?* B l u r r: / it IS / Drift: *:) sticks it next to the rodimus star on his chest* B l u r r: / smirks/ Perfect. Drift: *gives Blurr another hug.* I'd better head back to the Lost Light. B l u r r: Mm... /hugs back/ B l u r r: My crew and I are taking off. B l u r r: So, if you need us, just comm me. Drift: Will do. B l u r r: / wiggles scar claw / Drift: *wiggles scar hand* See ya.

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