#omg i wrote for BINGO ahHhh

[the-mad-starker]

Starkercest Smut: Quick Tips For Satisfying An Alpha (2/4)

For @starkerfestivals Summer Bingo! (Coming Untouched)

Oops, this chapter came outta no where and so my expected chapters for this fic got bumped by 1. I stg next one will be for Battleship. Until then... 🥺

Rated: E

Notes: omegaverse, starkercest, alpha tony, omega Peter, intersex Omegas, tags to be updated

Ch2 notes: cunnilingus, vaginal fingering, coming untouched

WC: 2550 (AO3 Link | Tumblr Ch1)

Peter was eager for instruction.

💗💗💗

He was ready to drag his dad back to the master bedroom and learn all there was to know. Even if he didn't know the depth of what he wanted to learn, he knew there was a lot his dad could teach him. His enthusiasm was plain and clear and it made the corner of Tony’s mouth tip up in amusement.

But when Peter grabbed his hand and tugged, his dad didn't budge.

“Dad?” Peter paused. “Aren't we gonna start now?”

Tony chuckled, the sound soft and low. And yet, the way it affected Peter was all heat and electricity.

“Eager, huh?” Tony teased and with an effortless tug, brought Peter into his arms.

Peter’s breath caught in his lungs as he pressed his palms flat on his father’s firm chest.

“Can't we?” Why was his voice so breathless…?

Tony leaned down and nuzzled his cheek. Instinctively, Peter’s face tipped up, offering his neck, and oh– he's never felt the need to do that before. It felt so right though, and Peter realized a second later that he wanted his dad to dip down and do something. Maybe bite him? Maybe not a bite, he thought, ‘cause the thought of teeth and pain had Peter both confused and feeling fuzzy. Maybe he just wanted his dad to nuzzle him there or… something… He wasn't sure what but he knew his dad would know what to do.

Either way, regardless of Peter’s confusing wants, his father didn't take the offer and instead kissed his forehead in a sweet and gentle manner. Normally, this show of affection would make Peter purr in contentment, but his alpha daddy had ignored feeding the foreign kind of want that had sprouted inside him. He wanted to explore it. Now.

“Nuh-uh,” Tony denied, voice low and seductive. It shot heat into Peter’s body, making him all the more eager to get to it that he didn't realize at first that his dad had said no.

“What? Why?” Peter demanded, falling back into a petulant, childish kind of whine.

“You, Peter Stark, promised that Ned kid that you'd hang out with him before his family goes off on vacay,” Tony reminded him.

Peter internally screamed and his head dropped, thudding softly on his dad’s chest.

“I did,” he said miserably.

Would Ned understand if he canceled…? No, no, he couldn't do that to his best friend, especially if he wasn't going to see Ned for the next few weeks.

So with a sigh and a soft grumble, Peter said, “Okay."

He made to leave but his dad wouldn't let him go.

“Dad?” Peter asked, curiously.

His dad was looking down on him with a calculating look.

“You're frustrated,” Tony pointed out.

Well, duh.

“I won't ditch Ned, but I just got excited cause… ‘cause I thought I'd get stuff started already,” Peter sighed. “But it's fine. it's fine, dad, I can wait… Would probably be a good idea too, you're always saying I need to plan these things out more– Eek!”

He had babbled until he was suddenly being pushed against the kitchen counter, hands instinctively scrambling to balance himself.

“Dad?!” He squeaked when his dad’s hand pressed between his shoulder blades and applied a light but demanding pressure.

“An alpha takes care of their omega,” his dad said nonchalantly behind him. “If I let you go out there, all frustrated and crap, you'll be distracted. You won't have a good time and then later on, you'll feel bad that you couldn't hang out with Ned the way you wanted to. You're too frustrated to go out like this.”

So what if he was frustrated? He’d get over it.

The logic took Peter a second to understand and then the first part of that sunk in.

An alpha takes care of their omega.

“What are you going to do, Dad…?” Peter asked, so excited that he could barely get any breath in his lungs. Maybe they didn't have time for everything Peter wanted clarification on, but they had time for something and that was enough for Peter. For now.

The answer was given to him in the form of an action.

His boxers were tugged down, over the curve of his buttocks and even further down his thighs until they pooled around his ankles.

“I'm gonna take care of my omega,” his father said, the warmth of his breath tickling the back of his thighs.

Immediately, every hair on his body raised in excitement. Peter's heart felt like it had jumped up his throat and he became so tense. His scent perfumed out, thick arousal signaling yes yes yes, I want this, I need this with an underlying hint of trepidation. No matter how much he wanted, how much he trusted, this was still new territory and he wasn’t scared– he was not. He was just… inexperienced and new things could be scary.

Even so, Peter swallowed the lump in his throat and squeezed his eyes shut. Without his sight, it made the reactions of his body all the more clear. There were butterflies fluttering in his belly and it felt like his lower body was starting to heat up, like molten lava was looking between his legs. He realized quickly that his body was reacting, slick starting to gather between his thighs.

Without his boxers, there was nothing to catch it and he felt a line of wetness drip down his thigh.

“Dad…” he said weakly. He wanted to turn around, to look, but at the same time, he was afraid that moving from the position his dad put him in would ruin everything.

So he stood there, legs starting to shake, and so, so incredibly turned on.

“Relax, kid,” Tony murmured and then spread his cheeks apart. “Daddy's here. Daddy's got you.”

Peter’s breathing quickened because he could feel the warmth of his dad's body heat as he leaned even closer. He could hear the audible sound of his father breathing his scent in and the resulting groan of appreciation that was made right after breathing it in.

“I–I…” Peter stuttered. Doing that was the opposite of helping him calm down!

“Fuck, you smell so good right here, Pete,” he heard his father say. “So fucking good, you're making my mouth water…”

His father's large hands held his ass spread open and Peter was vulnerable and his hole was exposed to his father’s eyes. Then, to make it even worse, Tony positioned him the way he wanted, tugging lightly so that Peter had to stick his ass out in offering.

“So pretty, Pete,” his dad said. “My son has such a pretty pussy. Already so wet for me… You really were frustrated, huh? Don't worry, baby boy, Daddy will take care of you.”

Everything had happened so fast that Peter barely had any time to react, let alone think about what was really happening.

“Dad… W-What are you–” He couldn't even bear to ask so what came out after was a pitiful whine.

Peter didn't know what he was going to do but he had an idea. Would his dad touch him there? Finger his pussy, massaging the tips of his fingers against Peter’s hole… Subconsciously, his legs spread apart a bit further, inviting his father to take his place between them.

The omega almost jumped when something soft run along his pussy lips.

“Dad!” Peter squealed when his father’s tongue ran up and down, dipping between the plump lips of his pussy.

He felt the firm ridge of his father’s nose, an afterthought, because that dexterous tongue of his continued to move, never stopping its trek over Peter’s sensitive pussy. His eyes threatened to roll to the back of his head and he clung to the kitchen counter for dear life as his father ate him out.

Dirty slurps and appreciative moans sounded in the kitchen. Peter's gasps of “Dad… Dad…” were intermingled with the wet sounds of his father licking and slurping at his sensitive cunt.

Slow and sweet, his dad’s tongue explored the most intimate place on his body, drinking up his arousal like it was the sweetest thing he'd ever tasted. It was like he was determined to not leave a single drop behind and Peter was so wet… His dad only made it an even worse mess, his spit mixing in with the sticky clear slick as it made its way down his thighs. They didn't go far before being lapped up, only leaving a shiny sheen of wetness behind. And yet, no matter how much his father's tongue swiped at his hole, his body continued to provide, slick still dripping right into Tony’s greedy mouth.

Peter didn't know if he could survive his father’s attempt to drink him down.

“Mmm… ah… ah… Dad, I can't–” Peter babbled, knees shaking.

His dad was eating him out… His dad’s face was buried between his legs, his tongue licking up any bit of slick and tongue fucking his dripping pussy.

He whined when he felt his dad cup his little cocklet but he didn't do anything else beyond holding him.

With his dad now fondling him somewhere new, Peter realized he was not only dripping wet, he was also rock hard. He was dripping from both parts, his cocklet stiff and held in place between two of his dad’s thick fingers, and his pussy drenching his father's mouth and chin.

Pleasure was building from both his pussy and his cocklet. There was more attention on his pussy, but he couldn't help the instinctive little jerks his hips made to feel some friction on his omega cock. His dad wasn't really doing much there, just idly holding his cock, letting his son hump against his fingers if Peter wanted.

If his dad wasn't so busy licking his hole, maybe Peter would've been distracted by how hard his cocklet was and turned his focus there.

The pleasure he was getting from his pussy, from his dad’s attention on his pussy, far outweighed the tiny sparks he was getting from his cocklet.

He’d never felt like this before and so, his attention stayed firmly on his dad’s hungry, wet mouth playing with him.

Every now and then, his father would slip into his hole, firming up his tongue into a stiff point and pushing it into his eager pussy. Peter cried at that, muscles trying to squeeze down and capture that elusive tongue. It was just enough pressure… Feeling something slipping in and spreading him open.

Peter moaned, a truly whorish sound that would've had him red-faced and blushing if he wasn't so far gone from pleasure.

“Dadd...!” Peter whined while he rocked back on his father’s tongue. In and out… in and out… His dad's wet tongue flirted with his pussy, the tip of it teasing the insides only to pull back out and give the rest of his pussy some attention.

He could also feel his daddy’s beard… That beard that he often had tickling his temple when he nuzzled innocently against his alpha dad. Now it was roughing up the soft tender skin on his inner thighs… Turning his skin pink as he squeezed his legs together, attempting to stop the impending orgasm that was making his body taut with pleasure.

No matter his wishes, his father was coaxing it out of him and Peter fought against it. He could feel it building, and it was both exhilarating and frightening… It felt so huge, looming just out of sight. He’d never felt pleasure like this, only the short-lived satisfaction that came from quick jerk-offs and too dry fingering in his alone time.

This… He felt like what his dad was doing to him… flooding his nerves with pleasure, stacking the sensations together until he just... couldn't... handle it… This was going to shatter him. He'd finally know what it felt like to be brought to orgasm by another’s hands… From his Daddy’s hands… How could anything he did alone ever feel as good as this?

“Dad… Dad… D-Daddy…” Peter chanted, eyes hazy and unfocused. He halfheartedly fought against his pleasure but in the end, he couldn't do it.

If his father wanted him to come, he’d make Peter come. It was out of Peter’s control and it had him gasping, moaning almost miserably as his dad kept pushing, pushing, pushing… Coaxing Peter’s pleasure into an unbearable peak, just needing that one thing to push him screaming over the edge.

A finger pushing in alongside his daddy’s tongue was what did it. Tony's tongue felt good, but it was too soft and flexible. The thick, solid shape of his daddy’s finger made him cry out, hips bucking hard into the sensation. His dad fingered him with intent, demanding space inside his tight virgin pussy. Whatever his daddy was doing, it made Peter’s body jolt and tore another pleasured filled wail from his throat.

What was that! His daddy did something inside Peter, rubbing something that had Peter's breath hitching. His toes curled tight and tears burned hot in his eyes as it became too good and too much. Rub, rub, rub… The pad of his dad’s one single finger, rubbing gently but firmly, was able to make him fall apart completely.

It was too much. Too much, too much…! He was going to break apart…!

“Dad…!” He cried out, a desperate plea for something he didn't know. Hot trail of tears raced down his cheeks, his mouth gasping open, lips trembling…

He came, his body locking down tight with his muscles fluttering around his daddy’s finger. At the same time, his untouched cocklet released a small load of clear fluid that splattered against the cabinets in front of him. The orgasm rocked through him, undeniable and so forceful that his breath locked in his chest before reality came crashing down.

The sharp inhale he sucked in had him gasping for more breath.

“Mm…!” He whined when he felt Tony lapping up his slick, using the broad flat surface of his tongue to clean him up.

He knew that not a drop was wasted.

His legs gave out the moment his orgasm left him a shuddering mess. His father’s strong arms caught him and brought him close within the alpha’s embrace.

Post-orgasm, Peter could barely form a sentence as he stared up at his father in a daze. Tony’s beard and chin were wet with his son’s slick and the dark gaze leveled at him would've had Peter trying to crawl away because that was a predator looking at him. Ready to eat him up.

But Tony had already done that so what else did his father have in store for him…?

“Feeling better?” His daddy asked as though he hadn't just turned his son into a puddle of pleasure on their kitchen floor.

“Mm…” Peter whined and he would've kicked his legs but they still felt weak like jello.

“I’ll get a bath ready,” Tony decided cheerfully and then picked him up as though Peter weighed nothing at all.

Peter wanted to protest and say he could walk on his own but he really didn't think he could. So he let his dad take him to get cleaned up, basking in the pleasant simmer of an post-orgasm afterglow.

[abbey-rae]

I wrote my LONG stream of thoughts in my notes app in real time listening to the summit!!

HUGE SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT!!

Ash blaming Aggro for taking his shoe lmaoo

Milo talking shit about Asher’s old belt💀

Milo telling SH they better not have hidden his dress socks again😭

Vincent wanted to hear from Will😞

…but he has a surprise for lovely🤭

AHHHH HE GOT A CROWN MADE BY THE SAME CRAFTSMAN WHO MADE HIS😭

‘you’re my heart.’ FOUL

Sam HATES the summit but he’s glad to have ‘good people’ here this time!

He and Darlin are getting ice cream after🥲

Porter didn’t actually bring Treasure he just said he would to fuck with Vincent😭😭devious little prick (affectionately)

MORE PACK AND VAMP INTERACTIONS YIPPEE

Asher called Vincent ‘bud’ when they all said hello😭

‘Blink twice if you need a way out buddy’ lmao

AHHHHHHH OMG OMG ALEXIS IS HERE AND SHES INTERACTING WITH DARLIN OMG

‘so when are you joining the family then? or do you plan to wither away into old age until he can’t stand the sight of you anymore; but feels too guilty to leave.’🫥

‘problems don’t get resolved by hitting them, you child. grow up.’ girl…

Porter comes to defend Darlin and is being snide with alexis😭

‘being the family’s disappointment has always been your domain. i’d hate to intrude.’ PLEASE

Sam’s back!!

‘what the fuck did she say?’ he sounds so hurt omg😭

SAM WENT GET ALEXIS OH NO

DARLIN RAN AFTER HIM!

Dion Wright is talking to David

be careful of William??

Although none of the houses claim him, Quinn came from somewhere and that means he has friends😬🫣

Adam mention was not on my Summit bingo card jesus CHRIST😭

Sam asked that Alexis not speak to Darlin and she agreed (although begrudgingly)

Ash is complimenting the food and Milo says that doesn’t mean much given Ash has TERRIBLE cooking abilities😭

‘My name is Porter Solaire.’

‘Oh.’

‘ASH!’💀

Porter asked SH if they’re an investigator and is asking questions about CLOSEKNIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT😭

Closeknit has lots of groups finding them and one of them is a Vamp house (Bennett)

Porter wants SH to stealth and sneak into a meeting between the Bennett king and prince which is happening in a few minutes!!!

SH wants to do it😟

The others still don’t know what Milo did to save everyone during inversion😭

The number of people in/joining Closeknit is declining, people need ‘another’ incentive (i.e more funding) to start joining again🫣

IT FEELS LIKE IM IN THE ROOM IM SITTING SO STILL IM SCARED

AHHH HE JUST SAID WHAT WAS THAT NOISE NOOO

Porter is starting a fight with vincent to cause a distraction!

THE KING OF THE HOUSE OF BENNETT IS DEAD WHAT THE FUCK😭😭

In summary:

[chocolateturnip]

HI omg I saw you in the notes of a post and didn't realize you had a tumblr! I love your fics, especially Fireball Outfit!!! I have a question: was there any particular inspiration that made you write Gil as asthmatic or was it just you know, vibes?

Ahhhh, thank you! People rediscovering Fireball Outfit 5+ years on wasn’t on my bingo card, but I’m enjoying the attention, hehe 😊

I made Gilbert asthmatic because I’m particularly squeamish about respiratory problems, and I thought it might help to inject a sense of panic into the narrative if I wrote about something I find slightly disturbing. (My partner is asthmatic and it’s only very mild, but I do sometimes have nightmares about him having an asthma attack.) Also, there’s a scene in an Agatha Christie novel (I won’t say which) when a victim dies after the murderer poisons their inhaler, and that messed me up a lot 😬

I was initially planning to kill Gilbert in the scene under the stage with the smoke. I changed my mind, but decided to keep it in for the tension and foreshadowing.

Anyway, thanks for the question, and I’m glad you enjoyed the story!

[cosmereplay]

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I am BEYOND excited to read this, omg 😭 this is such an unbelievably cool idea for a fanfic—I don’t see many interactive fanworks, and this is such a cool option for all the layers of Kaladin, Shallan and Adolin’s dynamics!!! And all the little details, like Kaladin knowing how long Shallan’s been inside by the color of her nose, and Adolin’s artsy hair dye, are such good details (and they really show how well Kaladin knows them 🥺). I’m rubbing my greedy little rat hands together trying to decide which choice to go with first, before I eventually devour them all of course 😅 AHHHH this is so exciting, I’m so pumped for another work from THEE shakadolin author themself!!!

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Fic that made me cry: Call to Adventure because it was so complex to write and it turned out so well!

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[myreygn]

(i typed like half of this during my break and forgot to save it ahhhh)

FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO THIS- i'm happy to hear you're doing alright overall (same here thanks <3), sorrysorrysorry for the delay and on the bright side, the car is entirely back on track!

honestly i had no specific scenario in mind when i wrote this but a roadtrip?? YES?? mitsuri wanted to do it for her birthday or smth and nobody wanted to decline because it's mitsuri (obanai might have uttered a threat here and there as well) and sabito had to work (he's so happy about his free afternoon and then he gets the call and he's like "alright i'll be there" and then hangs up to scream into a pillow)

LMAO giyuu would totally look out the window in agony and everyone knows sound of silence is playing in his head on loop, meanwhile obanai just sits around looking kinda miserable but as soon as mitsuri is out of earshot he starts complaining about everything; "some of us are at least trying to fix this!" - "no use shinazugawa, it'll only break down again" - "if you don't shut up i'll break your snake" - "YOU WOULDN'T" - "YOU KNOW I WOULD" and cue kanae stepping in before they go on to kill each other

DOUMA STOP SHFJAXGHLDX- he's sunbathing on the car roof with a cheap ass fake mimosa he got from the gas station and a happy meal and will. not. shut. up. you're winning took me out i'm still grinning like a moron and as soon as the car is running again he's booking it because akaza is definitely coming up there to beat his ass 💀 (douma is also a backseat driver, he always gives advice that's just not needed at all and also ranging from kinda whack to plain wrong - "you know it'd actually work way better if you'd-" - "get back to me when you can tell the brakes and accelerator apart you fucking idiot")

LMAO sanemi tries so hard to learn how to fix the car but there's just too much stuff and sometimes the problem is simply out of his league but it takes AGES for him to admit that, they'll be on the side for the road for six hours until he finally bugs and "graciously allows" kanae to call a mechanic (akaa sheepishly sneak up to her to ask her nicely because YES THE PERFECT MENTAL IMAGE HAS BEEN CREATED THANK YOU 😭) also makomo is 15 in the au so she wouldn't have a car but i raise you: the ACTUAL pro mechanic of the group, sanemi could actually learn something from her if he didn't have a stick up his ass! sabito parks the car and she immediately jumps out with her toolkit - "aight where's the problem" and everyone knows the problem is as good as fixed

tengen is the biggest asshole about cars, he walks everywhere like you said and has no idea about different models and whatnot (does he have a license? i'm not sure.) but he struts through the car shop like he owns the place and his confidence actually makes the sellers believe that he's an expert (that and his very intimidating muscles, also most assume he's the one with a plan next to his girlfriends because sexism when makio is the actual car expert in the relationship) AND YES HE WOULD OMG obanai honestly tried to murder him that day 💀💀 they have this exact energy:

rengoku omg 😭😭 he bikes literally everywhere, no matter the weather - there could be a hurricane outside and he still would go by bike! and the tandem bike is just the cutest thing ever-- akaza just stops feeling embarrassed about it at some point and he'll deck anyone who looks at kyojuro the wrong way, also they're invited to bingo night every week now so what more could you want right. senjuro on the other hand works his twelve year old ass off to buy his own bike and literally begs akaza on his hands and knees to somehow, no matter how, prevent kyojuro from picking him up from anywhere with that two seated bike from hell

hellooo miss squiggles :D how have you been? i hope the universe treats you kindly ♡ (also i got your request and i'm so excites to write it thank you sm!!)

i'm here to bring you more modern demon slayer because i wanna get back into it and also my car has decided to be difficult these past few days so i thought about how the kny peeps would deal with that.

not affected by car troubles: gyomei (for obvious reasons), douma (failed his driver's license four times so there's that), rengoku (something tells me he doesn't drive)

that might as well happen: giyuu (long sigh, then he calls sabito to pick him up and lets the mechanic deal with it), obanai ("that's just another bad thing on the long list of bad things that life has thrown at me." - "dude shut up")

OMG WE'RE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE: mitsuri (not cut out for this)

THERE'S LITERALLY A MCDONALDS DOWN THE ROAD CALM DOWN AND LET ME DO MY SHIT: sanemi (learned how to fix his motorcycle on his own after he saw what the mechanics charged)

gets so mad that they scare the car into working again: shinobu (she just taps the wheel twice and clears her throat and the car runs as smoothly as ever), akaza (the good old trick of kicking the car into submission never disappoints)

the best possible person to deal with car troubles: kanae (keep calm and call someone who can fix this), sabito (this man works with elementary school children, if his car broke down in the middle of the desert with no water on board that wouldn't even make his top 10 list of most stressful events of his life)

oh the car broke down? don't worry baby we'll buy a new one: tengen.

Rey! It's great to hear from you again! :D I've been well- some ups and downs IRL but generally speaking I feel great! I hope the same to you! The universe so far has been tame- let's hope it stays that way lols. (YESH! I'm so glad akrekjjrkaejj :D Congrats again on your milestone!)

(Ah crap! I'm sorry about your car- hopefully everything works out!)

KJERKJEKRJKEJR The fact they're all in the same car (sans Sabito I'd imagine cause someone's gotta come pick them up) reacting to this is hilarious akljeajkerjkaejr Road trip gone wrong?

Giyu and Obanai being the "Hello darkness my old friend" people of the group is so canon kjaraekrkejajkraejkrjkejr Obanai probably wouldn't be so bad if Mitsuri was there but when she does go off with Tengen and Rengoku to get her food he gets all blue and gloomy about everything akerjakrjearje (The "Dude, shut up" took me out! I can see Sanemi rolling his eyes behind the hood over it akerkjaerjkej)

NOT SHINOBU HELP KJEJREJRKJEJKRJK Like you said, a single throat clear- BOOM the car is back up and running. She probably scares the mechanics out of overcharging her too- a single one of her scary smiles and their offering discounts and additions for free (everyone brings her to the shop with them when they can- she's outwardly so over it but internally pleased with the chaos she creates). And Akaza kicking it into submission karjeajklrkjeawkjrjke I can see Douma lounging in the backseat slurping on a gas station slushie watching Akaza beat his car up. "Go between the headlights- it'll blind them Za!" "Give them that one move you showed me the other day!" "You're winning-" "DOUMA IF YOU DON'T-"

Kanae and Sabito being team "We've got this" is honestly such canon events! Kanae and Sanemi might have some mild tension ("Baby, it's not your bike, it's your car. It's too different." "Don't worry about it- I can fix it!" But after Sanemi stares at things long enough he just kinda peers around the hood all sheepish like: "So uh....you still got that mechanic on speed dial?" Sabito's so chill like: "A kid got 2 markers stuck up one nostril- this is EASY!" He has snacks when he gets there for Mitsuri, a car big enough for everyone if it's a road trip (might bring Makomo and her car in case they got EVERYONE), the tow truck on speed dial and several ideal spots to stop and get dinner if they're hungry akejajrekreakj

TENGEN!!! God, if only kjakakrjejkrejkjre He's got the money for it sure! Honestly he probably hates driving (Big guy + Tiny seats = Screw it I'm walking everywhere) but will gladly get any of his girlfriends/wives a new car if needed. Another one to bring to the mechanic to prevent being screwed over- he's got that unintentional intimidation factor (and the money to cover it lols) He's also such a troll: One time he told Obanai he'd get him so new wheels and pulled up with a toy barbie car. (They ended up regifting it to Mitsuri's younger sister as a christmas present)

For your consideration: Rengoku doesn't drive but he does bike! He's got two: one for personal use to go everywhere ("I'll catch up with you guys! *bike jingle noises*) and one with two seats for when he and Akaza go out (He was absolutely FLOORED when he discovered it and called up Akaza mid purchase like: "Guess what I'm bringing home??? :D") He probably got them matching helmets and protective padding so they'd be the talk of the town when they went out (Akaza doesn't have the heart to tell him they look like that one elderly couple without the years- though it was kinda funny the time said couple challenged them to a race.) He'd have a little basket too filled with snacks and other little things. :D

Thank you for sharing, these are GLORIOUS!

[myrwrbblog]

Henry's POV chapter liveblog

Love that Henry supposedly can't cook lol

5 years living in the Brownstone ahhhhhh

"love of my life" 🥹🥹🥹 DON'T TOUCH ME

One week till moving day and two until the wedding???? So I'm guessing the wedding is in London and they are moving there too??

David my beloved😭

Okay May 2021 now

Oh wow so they lived close before moving in together??? Interesting

"in your mouth" afsjsgsjdhdafaj

Summer 2022!!! This year ahhhhhhh

They live together now after Alex's first year at NYU😭

Afajaafajsfsh Henry loves Alex's ass lmao

Christmas 2022!!!!!!

Aleeeeeex remember to eaaaaaaaat

Awww Henry loves cooking!!!

Hahahaha body double omg

Asjsgsjdgdg Catherine brought that shirt?m

Awww Angus!!!

Omg Alex afsjsgsjsgshsh

That's very Alex to not like Angus for those reasons lmao

June and Nora??? Omg???🥹

ALEX HAHAHAHHAHAHA

This was him during this

Summer 2023!!!!!

"turn the bloody light off and come to bed" they stupid love each other and I stupid love them too😭😭😭

Hahahaahha Henry you are adorable

Alex is 25 already ahhhhhhhhh

THEY ARE IN LOVE YOUR HONOUW

Spring 2024!!!!!!!

Shaan and Zahra have a baby🥹 omg

Alex has a law job!!!!

Arthur took Henry to the set of the movie he was working on😭😭😭

Guilford?? What in british hell??

Arthur was from Sheffield?? Omg??

AFAAJGSSHGSHAGACSFS OMFG

"When Henry and I get married" can you hear me screaming???? And crying???

"Alex's child of divorce anxiety" noooo😭😭

He bought an engagement ring already🥹

Afsjsgshdgd he knows Alex has one too???

I just..... It's too much

THEY'RE ENGAGED!!!!!!

Afajsgsjsgsg three hours lmao

Nearly five years together wow

New Years eve 2024!!!!!!!

5 years since they kissed🥹🥹

Wait

Wait

HENRY ABDICATED????????

Omg

OMFG????????????????????????

Hehehehehe they stay in

Bea's wedding!!! Ahhhhhhh

Rafael Luna has a partner!!! Yay!!!!!!

Drag bingo???? I wanna go there omg

HAHAHAHAH "almost thirty" Alex u savage

He wrote a book??? Fuck yeah!!!!

That's..... So many things omg afajsgshdgd

September 2025!!!!!

Wow 5 years since the leaked emails

Yep, makes sense Henry has PTSD

End of 2025 now!!!!!

Glad he goes to therapy too

"looking for Orion" 🥹🥹🥹🥹 ahhhh?

Alex hates his job😔

February 2026!!!!!!

Ohh Alex quit last month!!!!

Awww they slept in Alex's twin bed in Texas when Ellen won😭😭😭😭

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Omg that was lovely!!! Explaining how every versions of themselves fell in love with the other!!!!!

Wait wait, so they don't move to London?? Maybe the Lake House?? Or Paris?? Idk😭

Afsjsgdhdgdh Alex you little shit

Ohh June is gonna sublet!!!

Okay yeah that makes sense hahahha (at the beginning if the chapter the girls said they were doing some thing sin Austin to prepare?? Gonna have to read this chapter again hehe😌)

YES!!! BESIDE A LAKE AHHHHHH

Alex turning into a dad??👀 Smt u wanna say Henry???

Private ceremony at the lake house🥹🥹

A stetson omg that's adorable😭

Amy has a daughter awwwww

"You and me"

I mean....... Just.... Ahhhhh?????? Afajsgsjdghd I am literally speechless😭😭😭 as soon as I finished rereading the entire book I HAD to read Henry's POV immediately and omg I am so emotional🥹🥹🥹

My favourite goddamn book so far

That's it, nothing else to say, I loved it💜

[shingia]

hello angel <33 for the weekly prompt can i get suna+👭

is this me subtly but not so subtly asking you to fuel my 'suna&suna's sister vs suna's s/o&suna's sister' brainrot it seems i'm always bringing up w/you?? well yeah. AKSJAJ THEIR NEW SIBLING DYNAMIC WOULD BE SO CUTE and i wanna see where you take it 🥰🥰 (but you do whatever you want with that emoji omg i dont want to pressure you love)

ahHHH PLZ THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER LET’S NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THE SUNA SIBLINGS 😭 also, i kinda didn’t respect the event because this is definitely not a drabble, i wrote a whole ass fic but i just couldn’t help myself oopsie 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

fun fact : i was brushing my teeth when i read your request for the first time and i gasped so loud that i swallowed half of my toothpaste. so not a fun experience but the request itself? pure gold 💘😫💘 

⇢ suna x f!reader | fluffy + wholesome sibling dynamic | word count : 1.5K 💀

if ever asked, suna rintarō would say that the list of his flaws was pretty average.

like many people, he was terrible at remembering birthdays, his bedroom was an absolute mess most of the time and he always pushed the door when the sign said to pull.

however, there was one flaw he had always prided himself for not having, and that was jealousy.

but he never would’ve thought that saying this out loud only once would mark the start of an infallible alliance between the two girls who mattered most to him.

« yeah no, i’m not buying it. » his sister had stated, arms crossed ever since you had burst in her room to tell her about the claims of her brother « we’re talking about the guy who used to cry when it was my turn to ride our tricycle. i’m telling you, he’s mad jealous. we just have to create an opportunity for him to show it… »

and from this discussion was born your clever yet childishly simple plan.

you and suna had been hanging out in his bedroom for about thirty minutes now, you lying down on his bed and him sitting at his desk, deliberately ignoring his homework for tomorrow.

leaning against the black wooden headboard, you immediately straightened up with a poorly dissimulated smile on your lips as the long-awaited message of his sister popped on your screen.

‘ok, i’m behind the door. don’t forget to turn your sound on’

you chuckled silently ; how could you forget when the whole purpose of this was for suna to hear every single one of the notifications she was about to bombard you with ?

scrolling down on his phone with one knee scrunched up to his chest, your poor boyfriend had absolutely no idea of what was coming at him.

suddenly, your phone started profusely ringing and vibrating at every single message that his sister was hastily sending from the other side of the door on your left. but if you had expected to receive them, you definitely had not expected to laugh so much.

‘you know’ ‘sometimes i look at you two’ ‘and i’m thinking WHY’ ‘i mean, take a good look at him’ ‘you seriously look at my brother and think « yup. that’s the one, right there »’ ‘how?’ ‘WHY?’ ‘his scoliotic-looking ass ?’ ‘his nonexistent cooking skills ?’ ‘i don’t get it’

suna’s head had jerked up after the fourth message, mostly out of surprise because he knew you usually did not have your sound on. but just as he was about to throw a pencil at you and ask you to turn it off, something piqued his curiosity. well, maybe more than just curiosity.

that smile on your lips was definitely not the kind of smile you had while reading texts from your friends…

with one eyebrow lifted, he put both feet on the floor and rested his elbows on his thighs, « who is it ? » he asked as nonchalantly as possible.

bingo, you thought without even trying to dissimulate the grin that started spreading on your lips. but you kept your eyes on the screen, which was now being flooded by messages about how you had ‘done the hardest part’.

« so you’re just not gonna answer me ? » he asked again, jaw clenched and right leg impatiently bouncing up and down. as much as he loved and cherished each of your smiles, he could not help but feel conflicted about the one that was plastered on your face right now.

was it selfish to be angry at the thought that someone other than him could make you look so happy ? probably…

hearing the irritation in his tone, you finally looked up from your phone, just long enough to formulate your answer. « just a friend » you shrugged, your indifferent tone contrasting with the obvious contentment in your eyes « you don’t know him anyways ».

and just as you had planned, that was the last straw. 

suna had never been a fast walker, but for some reason that you could easily guess, he covered the distance between his desk and his bed in a split second.

« well, introduce me then » he stated, half sat on the mattress with his green eyes staring right into yours. he was more than ready to make sure you would not ignore him again.

« rin, we’re talking about something else right now » you sighed, still carefully hiding the screen from him « i’m not interrupting our conversation to introduce you ».

his brows that had been lifted in surprise up until now suddenly went down in a frown, like the weight of his suspicions had suddenly doubled. 

« fine, then i’ll interrupt it myself » he declared just before stretching out his arm to grab your phone. you let out a startled gasp - but your reflexes were quick enough for you to dodge his hand by leaning back until your head met his pillow.

but suna was strong-willed when it came to you. and he did not stop until his body was hovering over yours, his hands pinning your arms to the mattress with a victorious smirk that only lasted a second before giving way to a worried pout.

« if you wanna break up with me, do it now » he told you, his voice much lower than before. it almost sounded like a last warning while his fingers were finally grabbing hold of your phone.

your jaw dropped at his words, because there was absolutely no way you had heard him correctly, right ? were a few texts enough for him to fear that you might want to break up with him ? since when was he so insecure ?

« oh my god, rin i’m so sorry » you gave up, letting out a distressed chuckle that surprised him enough to let go of your arms. your hands immediately found their way to his cheeks, squeezing them so hard that he had trouble articulating his next words, a short yet efficient « what the fuck ? ».

on your left, the door suddenly slammed open as the silhouette of his sister appeared at the corner of your eyes. « yeah, what the fuck ?! we almost had him ! » she exclaimed, fists planted on her hips. there was an absolutely scandalized look in her eyes, that looked so much like her brother’s. « oh and for the love of god rin, get off of her ! » she added, looking away until he accepted to sit back down on the bed.

it only took suna a glance to his sister’s phone screen to understand what you two had been up to. he knew this day would happen sooner or later, the day where a dreaded alliance would finally see the light of day : his sister and girlfriend plotting together against him was only logical given how much he picked on the both of you.

« i hate you, you know that ? » he sighed, his gaze alternating between the two of you.

« pfft, no you don’t » his sister scoffed, quickly grabbing a pillow and throwing it at his face before walking away. but suna’s reflexes were just as good as yours and he easily caught it with his hand before throwing it right back at her, with about twice as much force.

« CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE ! » he yelled. but the only answer he got from her was a bold middle finger, that he cursed himself for teaching her when she was only four. 

on a normal day, he would probably have run after her and dragged her back here so that she could properly close the damn door. but his mind was elsewhere today. and as his eyes darted back to you, you understood that you were not going to get with this so easily.

with a short sigh followed by a click of the tongue, he grabbed your ankles and pulled them towards his body, bringing you much closer. the victorious grin on his lips was lasting much longer this time.

« hey, i thought you were supposed to hate me ? » you teased, turning your head when he inched his face towards yours.

« yeah well i thought you were supposed to be on my side, not hers…» he retaliated, resting his elbows on both side of your head. it was hard for him to look annoyed, because although he would probably never voice it, your friendship with his sister was the best thing that could have happened to him.

with a roll of the eyes, you joined your hands behind his large back and, after admiring his features for a little while, placed a loud kiss on his chin.

suna looked down at you, perplexed as to why on earth you would kiss his chin when his lips were so close. but he made it right less than a second later, as you finally let him kiss the smile he had been so worried about earlier.

and as a strand of his hair brushed against your cheek, you could not help but think about how much you loved his scoliotic-looking ass.

[bliphany]

For the end of year writing meme: 1, 12, 18 :-)

Thanks for the ask Ara! Sorry this takes me so long. At least we’re still few hours before the end of year? lol. [from this ask]

1. Favorite Fic You Wrote This Year

It’s ’Leave The Lights On’! It’s my longest fic so far, and the fact that I finished it is one of the reasons I love it - honestly, I’d considered giving it up twice during the creating process for real life reasons, and I’m so glad that I didn’t ditch it in the end.

I also love it for having many characters from the show during the timeframe I chose. It was so fun to plan! Damn hard to write though. I hated me from the planning stage so much while actually writing it. But it’s rewarding to see them be written, too. I like to think that I managed to make their own stories independent enough (having their suspensions and closures etc,) but also have their share of contribution to the main plot so I can say that I did my best not to waste any of them? (Ask me this again a year later lol)

I tried some things in the fic, too, not planned like “I want this effect” in advance, rather like “hey I think maybe I can put sentences this way” seconds before I wrote the part. As someone who just started to use this language to make up stories, I love those tiny parts and no matter whether someone else finds them nice - or finds them at all - those are certainly something I’ll look at and go “hehe” myself. XD

I love those totally unplanned scenes, too. Those I went “Why am I writing this Why WHY ARE YOU ARGUING? There’s NO TIME FOR THIS I got a posting date okay. Do I or ANYONE need a confession scene That long?” while typing and pulling my hair. I’m glad that they exist. Also, unexpected sentences that just came into my head when all I did was putting one sentence after another wondering if those things actually were appealing to read - it was those sentences that came to me voluntarily that convinced me the fic was worth writing. Here’s one of them: “Harold had never been given a chance to say a proper goodbye to his loved ones.” And I really want to share it here because it’s kind of painful and that’s because it’s true and important? Idk, I really love that sentence. :p

12. Favorite Character To Write About This Year

Jessica!

I counted my fics, including WIPs, and found that I’ve written her in different scenarios and I love them all. My 2018 writing started as Jessica binge-watching and being domestic with Kara in my Jessikara series. It was a fluffy one-shot about how their life would be like after the resolution of their relationship in another WIP where they’d broken up, and I hadn’t reached the resolution part yet back then. I stuck. I was like ‘OMG I might not reach the part where you are happy noooo can I write something after that to make up for now?’ XD

As for their resolution in said WIP, hey, I finished their part in 2018! *pat self* I mean, there’s still one last chapter (for Rinch and the rest of the main plot) to be done, and there are some parts I don’t feel particularly happy about yet fall short to fix (it’s the most-edit-even-after-posting fic I have, btw). However, among those parts I love, Jessica’s role is definitely on the top of the list. We got two ex-CIA assassins and Harold Finch, yet if we take every plot point apart and look into how one leads to another, it’s her actions that connect the thread leading to a possible resolution. She doesn’t know or care about the big picture. She is ordinary like she doesn’t need to obtain extra skills or talents to make that happen. All she needs is being who she is, meaning doing what she’ll do, and taking a proactive role to own the life she wants, like what she’d done at the airport in the show.

I remembered I was so worried at the planning stage of this WIP because there’d be so much happening in the foreground: Ordos, gosh Mark Snow, Kara being Kara, John and Harold would want to solve things…, but letting Jessica fade into the background and only show up again after Kara confronting Harold and John confronting Kara didn’t feel right to me. So you can see why I truly love how Jessica’s role turned out to be.

I also worked on another Jessikara WIP which was a Hang the DJ AU (from Black Mirror). In that, she wonders whether Kara’s affection toward her is more about Kara’s belief in the System and less about her, that gonna cause problems, but as always (always as in worlds I build anyway :p) she’ll be the one who points a way out for both of them. I quite like her character in it, including her flaws. Finger crossed for me to finish it in 2019!

The only not-happy fic for her is an AU project for Halloween based on the SCP Foundation setting, where characters get turned into objects is one possible ending. Zaniida invited me to join the project because she could use someone who wrote Jessica or Kara, how sweet was that.

18. Current Number Of WIPs

Haha this. A guilt trip. But actually, I can really take this chance to make my writing plan for 2019 so thanks for picking this out!

I didn’t count those with only an idea but no actual words in a draft, and here they go:

The Hang the DJ AU for Jessikara I mentioned in the previous question, of course. I’m hoping to finish it, if not in time for Femslash February, no later than the middle of this coming year. But it’ll be a long one, so finger crossed!!!

The final chapter of another WIP I mentioned in the previous question, too. Idk why that Rinch resolution part is so hard for me to write? I can read millions of them but why have so much difficulty in writing them? Like, I wrote… three so far? And I’m grabbing from an empty bag from where I might be able to pull out a rabbit, or maybe it’s just an empty bag. Ahhhh.

And there’s another Jessikara WIP where Jessica hates her heels. It’s a one-shot, and I’ve posted part of it on Tumblr before. So it’s proven to me that I can get stuck in a multiple chapter fic, a chapter, and a supposed to be a 1k one-shot.

Then, a translation Rinch fic that brilliantly merged the setting of POI, Inception, and Escape Plan. Hey, I got no progress even in translating too OMG. Is there a WIP bingo? Is there?

Apart from the above POI ones, I also had one WIP for Clare from the Counterpart. It was a monologue about how she was nothing but a shadow and how she married a man she loathed twice. I drafted it when I finished S1, and now S2 has come, and I still haven’t finished it ahhhhhhhh. Is it like I’ve missed a good timing to finish it?

And… four connected one-shots for Miss Sherlock… There are six as a series, and I’ve posted the first two. It felt like great timing to finish and post them all right after the finale, but I’ve missed that timing too. Sign.

So for the coming year, wish me luck, friend. Wish me luck. XDXD

[veilder]

Ah, thank you, @detroitbecomeonline! Haha, I only got bingo twice, but still. XD

Also, I feel the need to go into depth with some of these? So...

I do have an "old" Fanfiction.net account, though I only ever used it to save my favorite fics. I never published anything I wrote until AO3, haha. But it is sometimes fun to go back and look at all the stuff I used to be into. (I have very much moved on from a lot of it though. XD)

Pretty much all my fics are unbetaed? Although, I do love showing them to people before I post, a great folly of mine. XD Usually it's just for them to read, though, no notes involved.

All my fics are so damn self-indulgent.

If I have the energy for it, I will absolutely be all up in your comment section driving you insane with my brain dumping, lol! I don't comment near as much anymore as I used to, but damn, when I get going... >_> (And you bet your ass I try to leave kudos literally every time, omg.)

I LOVE FLUFF!!!

My main ship for many, many years was a M/M ship and like half of what I wrote for that fandom is about them, lol!

I am... technically a multifandom writer at this point? Uh, since I've kinda burnt out on my main fandom, I've been experimenting with some other ones over the years. Haven't published anything yet, but damn, I think it's only a matter of time.

I am literally in the midst of a research hole for a fic rn, lol! It's always fascinating, learning about history or other cultures or doing lore deep dives for fics! :D

I AM THE MOST ANXIOUS PERSON I KNOW WHEN IT COMES TO FICS!!! I GET HEART PALPITATIONS ANY TIME I UPLOAD ANYTHING!!!! I LIVE IN TERROR OF THE INEVITABLE DAY WHEN I GET MY FIRST FLAME COMMENT!!!

I have been so so so so so fortunate to receive fanarts for some of my fics?!?! It absolutely destroys me every time, knowing that something I wrote inspired someone else to create something beautiful. Ahhhh, I get so emotional thinking about it. 😭

God, my unfinished fics... Fellas, you have no idea. I think I have more unpublished stuff written at this point than my entire profile's wordcount. -_-

The middle of the night is always when my brain seems most stimulated, which is stupid cuz I'm sleeby then. >_> But I used to do all my best writing late at night? And even now, I stayed up til like 1:30 am last nigth brainstorming stuff about a fic I wanna write, lol! And then I woke up thinking about it! XD

As far as fics that I think deserve more attention go... Listen, I have been hugely fortunate in the reception and feedback my fics have garnered? I never ever expected some of them to do as well as they have, it blows my mind every time I think about it. And even my longest fic, which I consider something of a flop, still got a pretty ridiculous turnout when you think about it, especially considering how... esoteric it is, lol. It just kinda pales in comparison to some of my other, more conventional fics, lol. But I do genuinely believe that it's the best thing I've ever written and I really... poured a lot of myself into it. That being said, I literally just received some absolutely beautiful fanart for it just a few days ago that just blew me away, so who am I to complain really, lol?! XD ...Whew! Well, that was more than just a little context for most of these, but oh well. Haha, if anyone's still reading this mess, feel free to send me an ask or something if you'd like clarification on anything. XD Tagging: @woppy42 @eomma-jpeg @ewates @sarunohadaki @thedarkivist @laoness @titaniumpsychologist @nock-and-bolt @indigo-a-creeping @valeffelees and anyone else who'd like a go at it, lol!

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My caveats: - Had an "OId" Account (FF.net, Livejournal) - Yes, and I still do; however, I did not write or post fanfiction. - Love Researching Before Writing - I will definitely research, but only at the point which I need to, aka as I'm writing. I wouldn't say I love it, but I definitely deem it necessary. - Keeps an Outline for Writing - Not REALLY. My BB fic has an outline which I have been (loosely) following, but most of my pieces are shorter and I know where I'm going. - Editing and Formatting Before Posting is Hell - I edit and format as I write, which puts me at writing 5-6wpm on average (even though I type quickly and accurately otherwise). I will also re-read after posting and edit further as necessary. - Has Written While Drunk at Least Once - I don't recall if I've written drunk? Maybe? Definitely high, though. Definitely high. - Wants to be a Professional Writer Someday - While I don't know if I want to write for money, I definitely would like to receive money for writing (two completely different things XD); I also would prefer a job that I could write while doing working.