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༒︎𝔜𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯𝔢 ℜ𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔨𝔞! 𝔵 𝔉𝔢𝔪!ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔢𝔯༒︎
𝐴𝑢𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑠 𝑁𝑜𝑡𝑒: 𝐼𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑛 𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑚 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑒. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓 𝑅𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑘𝑎 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑝𝑝 (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Ps this is kinda shitty since I just had an edible
SFW
Ever since you were a young girl, you had this effect on people.
Family were more protective of you and friends didn't want to be far from you for long
Turning into a young woman only made it worse.
While you didn't live with family anymore, your neighbors were too nosy and your friends would argue over who hung out with you that day
Of course, you were oblivious to this. You were oblivious to everything.
You left your village at age 23 when a giant ran through and killed nearly everyone.
It's the lands in between what did you expect?
But you got on a horse with all your belongings in a bag and made your way to the erdtree.
You didn't have a goal, hell you didn't even have a map, but it seemed as if the erdtree beckoned you to it.
You got to Limgrave and explored, making friends with a few tarnished. Such nice people if you ignore the smell of death.
Do they wash? Apparently not.
Then you got to Stormveil Castle untouched.
Margit stopped you, of course, thinking you were another tarnished. But when he saw you it was like someone spoke to him.
So he stepped aside and let you pass. You walked right through the front gate, no one looked at you and they didn't dare touch you.
You were confused but grateful to get through the castle quicker.
Liurnia was so big you kinda got dizzy.
Things here were more hostile than you thought and sneaking past them was harder. But you managed.
I would get into the nitty-gritty of how you got to the capital but would you read all of that?
Let's say you finally got to the capital.
At first, you think it's beautiful and you're so excited to explore.
Next thing you know your running from foot soldiers yelling about Marika and Radagons consort.
After that, you hid in an alleyway to catch your breath when you got the shit knocked out of you.
Well good news cause you woke up in a plush bed wearing clothing that covered what it needed.
A white dress that had leg slits, the top connected to a gold clasp around your neck.
You noticed your head was laid on something hard and warm.
Sitting up you see Lord Radagon himself laying next to you.
He was asleep and his long red hair was spread on the pillows.
One of his arms was wrapped around your waist and the other hand was under his head.
You, being the oblivious dumbass you are, saw nothing of the situation and laid back down.
:3 <==== you
And when you woke up it was Marika.
You tried to be polite. Called her 'my queen', tried bowing, but she shushed you and pulled you close.
She explained how she and Radagon were both there, sharing a body, sharing you.
And who would say no to riches, safety, mind-blowing sex, and basically anything you want?
NSFW
Didn't take long for them to get handy with you.
I mean your first day with them Marika had already cupped your breasts while sleeping. An accident she said.
But it's not like you were against it. The two of them were so attractive, so attending and so teasing that you found yourself dripping just by talking to one of them.
Now who had you first? Trick question it was both.
There you were on the bed, naked and sprawled out with Radagon eating you out.
His mouth was skilled and he knew every spot to suck and flick.
Marika was the one whose hand caressed your breasts, squeezing and kneading them with a tender touch.
It was only after you came twice on his tongue that Radagon finished slid into you.
His cock was perfect, practically made for you.
It hit every spot and his tip pressed to your cervix.
His thrusts were gentle and intense at first, easing you in and stretching you out.
Marika spoke from him, praising you and coddling you.
"Our angel."
"Just like that, lift your hips up pretty."
"Don't hold back, let us hear you."
"Yes. Say our names just like that..."
Radagon groaned when you wrapped your legs around his waist and your arms around his chest.
His thrusts got harder, faster, his movement more primal that anything else.
He wouldn't break you, but he would destroy you.
He practically lifted you off the bed, driving into you.
The room was filled with skin slapping and your cries of ecstasy, not to mention Marika cooing when you clawed at Radagons back and did like 2 damage.
Your orgasm came first, blinding white light clouded your vision as you squirt all over Radagons cock, your head falling back.
Radagon groaned as he came, stuffing your cunt full of his cum.
If you get pregnant then they'll have to expand the family tree.
Marika has too many damn kids.
Anyways :3
This was your first time with them so they didn't want to push you too far.
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omg what u said abt charlie smoking got me thinkin fr. hcs of him and a stoner reader when :33 (if u want
Erm hcs now! Cuz i felt like it!! And i agree also this one might be short🤷🏼♀️
Charlie x stoner! Reader
You and charlie both smoke so…its not a surprise after all long day you’ll both blow of some steam by puffing
When yall get the munchies, yall eat a combination of cereals (lucky charms, fruity pebbles, fruit loops etc.)
When yall are high you cuddle while watching cartoons. Specifically cartoon network cuz its superior.
Sometimes gall go to work smelling like STRAIGHT SKUNK so pim looks at yall like “😟”. Not in a judgy way but in a concerned way
Sometimes you’ll over do it and green out or get cotton mouth. When you do he’s there to help. He’ll hold you hair back as you ‘frow up’😥 and he’ll help you sober up cuz he doesn’t like seeing you that way
When he greens out he’ll deny it at first
“Oh no im good i-im fine..” as his leg is tapping rappidly
He gets anxiety when he greens out soo… you’ll calm him down by laying with him. Getting him some water with advil for his headache. You’ll also rub his temples as he lays his head in you lap
You guys have showed up to work high. Never again. No i will not elaborate cuz its just a bad idea with everything that happens
HII!! I hope you enjoyed, it was a little difficult writing this since i don’t really smoke so Yeah! Hope you enjoyedd!!
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#smiling friends headcanons#smiling friends x reader#smiling friends charlie#charlie dompler#sf charlie#adult swim#x reader#self insert
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2019 overview.
this year.. was fucking two years in one. also a little late again but whatever. this is going to be long as FUCK.
started 2019 in dubai
spent the first couple of days in Dubai on the beach
YOOO AS AM WRITING THAT IT FEELS SO FUCKING LONG AGO HOLLYY SHITT
went to London and just fucked around dt and chinatown lost that damn snake ring fml
I got drunk eating dumplings watching Jeffrey star in that bed LMFAOOOYOO LMFAOOOOOEGJEORIGHSREUG
got back to Ottawa and it was straight GRIND from the get go
back to my last semester of uni
back to club m (omg.. I miss:( kinda lol)
started that govt job
back to social media marketing for Dubai
3 jobs + school basically
did that dumbass STUPID FUCKING govt job all the way in quebec that I woke up for and travelled for everyday
would go straight to gym, work again, or school fml
wasn't entirely bad I kinda needed it cuz I applied to a million jobs during that time and did school work LMAO also printed a lot of important shit and got paid so whatever
CAME TO TORONTO IN MARCH W TRAND OMG I FORGOT THAT WAS 2019
SAW VINCE STAPLES!!
AND The fortune teller who like prophisized all this shit goddddd
iconic if I must say
little did I know...
I miss movati fml lol
working at club Monaco omg ugh they gave me life honestly
fun times w trang cc precious Courtney mich JACK Amanda Raman donia even tho she annoying lol and whoever else I worked w jana jil Daria honestly I just miss Courtney LMFAO uhh jenn was cool too
I'm never going to forget that place I swear to god I have so much loyalty and pride for my memories for that place im never going to take my experience there for
chilling with avid Vinny and like Alex a bit LMAO he would randomly ask to chill it was weird
that Chinese dinner and chat time thing in his car WHAT WAS THATTT
chilling like a scrub a cu with hector and that crew goddLMAO
avin vin rideau gang
visiting avid at nordstorm the Rui girl and Herman lol he was sofunny
MY BODY IS FOR ME NOT THESE BITCHES LMFAOO
last class with strangle omg he was iconic honestly
trang pargol fidede zainab mannnn honestly shoutout old Ottawa friends
xinyii!! and jelly!! my last times with them
I miss Xinyi so much :( im so happy I got to see her before leaving she was so nice I wish her so much success
remember working those last shifts at cm like.. yo I feel like things are going to change and my days are numbered.. I feel it.
did interview after interview, applying EVERYDAY to escape
the amount of focusing I did on applying around feb and April like I was just focused on working and getting out of there
did two interviews in like 2 hours always on the go always moving always working
and then like clockwork.. at the govt job.. went to the bathroom knew? to bring my phone with me.. and then right when I left I got a call from mk went into that empty conference room and got the offer. cried. accepted. life changing
I honestly just left that place... went to cm and just.. resigned... put my two weeks in...
and it happened literally in my last week of the govt job..
like fate
immediately went home told cc precious fam
fam weren't happy
BUT I FINALLY ESCAPED!!!! LOOKING BACK ON THIS BLOG AND EVERYTHING I FINALLY F I N A L L Y GOT OUT OF THERE THE BITCH ASS CURSED SHIT CITY NEVER GOING BACKEGIUEHGEIRUGH
shout out precious for helping me honestly he helped so much
found my place through hmida who held it down
that whole condo scenario LOL godddd my landlord a HOE
met zgy gvy at precious while I crashed a night
THE MILLIONS OF RIDESHARESSS GOODDDDDD
remember the one I took last minute from Yorkdale LMAO that one wasn't bad honestly I slept good
moving my things packaging them up. like yo.. lol
bringing the boxes from shoppers godddd LOL
finally landed in Toronto with my place
waiting outside for 5 hours for my damn keys crazy with my suitcase lol...
THEN FINALLY GOT TO MY FIRST PLACE!! MY FIRST RENTAL CONDO ALL ON MY OWN NO ROOMATES JUST ME
unpacking my things
like just finally having my own place mannn that was my dream for such a long ass time
getting around dt a bit getting used to tdot...
crazy exciting
then... 3 days in..
...
met that bitch that fucked me up
met everything I ever wanted in a person? physically and interest wise and yet?
nothing?
SO CONFUSED I MET SOMEONE WITH EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I WANTED
first hookup? lost v?
new city new job new life new home lost v new everything
in 3 days.
my life crazy..
spent the whole time like until October till low-key NOW just thinking about it bitterly
my feelings up and down I was drowning in obsession and confusion
I know I fucked it up but it was fucked up since the beginning
shook everything about what I thought I wanted in gl or a person
standards are definitely raised and all men trash and hoes Idgaf
I feel nothing towards nobody
my whole mind switched to money and power.
gl I love you but you're not here and we got a lot growing to do so imma see ya ass in a couple of years
anyways started working at mk!!! craziest 3 month probation thing I had
HOWWW DID I DOOOO ITTTTTTT
met so much people... holy shit.. zgy,gvy,hailey,gab,aisha,priya,rach,lisa,alex,DANIA, goddddd
clubbing.. mon., thurs... weekenddd... wake up... 8:30 work
how did I do it.... fuck lol
met a lot of hoes.. fucked with Sunday once more before he died bye bitch ass hoe.. Leo, sleeve, uhhh that's it I think actually
CABANNNAAAA
OMG I SAW SEAN PAUL LIVE ICONICC YOO THIS FUCKING YEAR LMFAOOOOO
omg YEAH I SAW NCT IN MY FIRST WEEK OF TO WITH PARGOL LMFAOOO YOOOOO
damn this year was crazy I keep forgetting shit
all the weird ass ppl I met at cabana omg the humber guy YOO THE ASIAN GUY WITH MY KEYS LMFAOOO ZGY FUCKLMFGIESH
omg tsf lmao and like yeah all the clubbing ppl in to fuck
half and half like didnnt know if I liked it or not but it was crazy
still think about that Frans night the damn milkshake and food omggg
just spent summer exploring to trinity Bellwoods ossington like summer stories clubbing stories
managing my double life lol
SPIDERMAN OBSESSION LMAOOOO TO DISTRACT MY MIND FROM THAT BITCH ASS HOE LMFAOOFREJGIEURHSTESUIH THEN I FOUND OUT HE HAS A WHOLE WIFE AND BABY YOOO LMFAOOO
good distraction made work fun when I needed it during my last months of probation LMAO
omg going home during lunch and then back to work ICONIC
leaving the girls at my place and coming back for lunch LMAOOO god really iconic honestly showering and going back to work sleeping hoeing all that LMFAO
omg the time I left Leo at my place YOO LMAO
still have that expensive ass sweater LMFAO WAT A SIMP
those drunk texts he sent Me in august and I punked him off LMFAOO 😩😂
men trash
darren Chris rob goddd all those damn ppl I met the one guy who saved me during that blacTHE BLACKOUT CABANNA NIGHT GOD THAT WAS A MESS LMAO TITTIES OUT EVERYTHING but yeah he was low key useless I forget his name highboy but whatever
YOOO THAT GIRLS TITTIES I SLEPT ON NGEIRGHEUHUE ICONIC
I got catfishes twice 😩 the change bitch and the John bitch airehguerihserh FUCKKK LMFAO
AND THEN THE CHANG BITCH WAS TRYNA SAY OH U JSUT LOOK TO ARAB THATS WHY WE HAVNET TALKED AGAINL IKE BITCHHHHH FIRST OF ALL UR A WHOLE CATFISHFHERGUERBKSHETERU AHERUIGESRUYR LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
and then I catfish Sunday to punk him off for revenge and call him a thot and thought he was talking about me for catfish when it was just about another bitch he was hoeing with cuz he a hoe.. Jesus my life wild
SO MUCH SHIT THIS SUMMER UHERGHSREG
gained weight fml I don't even wanna mention it iDONT WANNA TALK
even if it is muscle I dDONT WANNT TALK ABOUT IT
the cabana pool jump... godd... walking home drunkregiuhersguhe fucK
summer was crazy
nada and mama coming wow that was annoying I rlly can't do family even though I love them
getting high swimming the catfish racing munchies arguing with Alex LMAO
eating out with Dania gab Lisa the normal ppl I met lool
a lot of stress of money and where I want to go I was in a hella rush idk why I think everything happening so fast made me not want to slow down at all but im finally slowing down
priya end of the year rebel tiff stuff
basically drowning in depress and regret around the end of summer cuz everything calmed down and I had the time to think and reflect about everything and yeah.. got super depressed
that bitch cc and her bullshit yo just fucking go bye
notice how there's like no memories with her like yeah there was but they were just annoying cuz she was annoying highkey
thanks for bringing my shit from Ottawa tho dumbass LOL eat a dick
THE HOT TUBBBB SUMMERSSS AND SUMMER NIGHTS
omg all my emo ass walks at night to the port and water and trillium park in the morning aiohreughresehre writing with my journal god that was actually nice tho
super peaceful so happy to live near the water highkey
always in between losing myself who am I what do I do now who am I like did I lost myself did I ever have myself
major existential crisis
how did I survive work god
musicmusiscmusicccc
moviesmovesmoves
readreadread
actually I had a lot of night walking home from the club sad
omg remember the ovo guy fucking loser liar
as usualllll
RECORDRESCORSDCRECORDDSSS SO MANY TDOT IS PERFECTT
ugh what else fuck too much shit happened OH YEAH
my birthday with the girls and the bbq!! the cake!! omg so nice :((( so funny lol
that weirdo ass man that I still see in the gym sometimes god help me lol
passing my probation!!!! and then like finally fitting in and feeling apart of mk and the “family” lol
CLARK KENT AND SCOTTISH MANS MAKING MY LIFE EVRYDAYYYYYugh love them
got a moomin from Scottish mans 🥺 love him
anyways got depressed drowning in obsession.. nothing surprising there 🙄
got high and drunk like bottom of the barrel...
right before pargol came LMAO
oh yeah I went to Ottawa because yo I was going out of my mind about losing myself.. needed to go BACK to the place I hated to find myself
went back and it was like??? everything was the same.. still saw vin and avid and Herman at Rideau still had bbt with them
still fucking around hector and that whole crew had Ivan his girl moe.. ribal..Kyle YO lol that weird ass club experience AS USUAL Ottawa clubs trash god
apple picking same year in a row wit z <3 and hamza and fams lol
saw the kids and got to be stupid again loool
anyways came back to my actual life
like it just felt weird knowing that the place I had all my memories and experiences in like.. felt nothing
even the forest felt weird like I didn't need to be there anymore?
as much as tried to drown myself in obsession and my past and bad habits.. I couldn't?
im being forced to move forward and learned Sunday was the last experience it was just eye opening
after the emotional shit I sat down again and had a whole purging
I never felt that bad and horrible and drowned in obsession since raglan..
like.. deleted the hidden pictures... the feeling.. like I've done this before...
that was the final straw..
you think its over just because I am dead but its not over..the games just begun.
never again.
anyways I met Aisha!!! love her vibe with her heavy
introduceed me to the sugar shit YOOOO LMFAOOO
THEN WE STARTING PIMPIN AND MAKING EXTRA MONEY
NO MORE MONEY STRUGGLE
GOT FUCKED OVER HEART TURNED COLD NOW WE FOCUSING ON MONEY CAREER POWER PLAYING THESE HOES FOR THEY MONEY AND RECLAIMING MYSELF
weird ass fucking people but get the money and go
stack up crazy and saving up this past few months
and just chilling w friends and therapy sessions
scheming and planning for the future
therapy sessions
got close with Lisa
oh yeah BOLO!! UGH BEST GYM
ALSO OMG I FORGOT I SAW BROCKHAMPTON AGAIN!!! AND SOMEHOW GOT TO THE BARRIER AND LITERALLY HAD SO MUCH INTERACTION WITH KEVIN LIKE SINGING TOGETHER AND THEN HE CAME DOWN SAID I GOTCHU AND TOOK TWO PICS WITH ME FUCKGIERGEIUTHSEUH THAT WAS INSANEEE MY LIFE WILDDDD
iconic holiday party and New Years with again like random weird ppl and my girls exemplifying how wild and fresh the whole experience of this year was
at least I be waking up warm and clean in MY PLACEby myself with no bullshit
just like.. got a new place new job new city basically live the life I always wanted? reading movies? new friends no problems? wtf how my life change so quick
new interesting experiences
getting drunk high dancing at my place out in these streets just meeting bare people all these new people and experiences holy shit...
and like yeah im not where I want to be but this progress and process is FUN now
everything a strategy and a move and love staying busy
wish I had more free time tho I never feel rested my life fucking crazy LOOL
that weirdo bitch who thought he was dating me UGHHH BOTTOM OF THE BARRELL JUST FOR A CAR AND FOOD BITCHARE U CRAZY
power trip crazy im so sorry jfc
anyways block and move on
met Chris and we still talking for like 3 months in a row god... lol gunna see him Saturday idk was the HALE going on
im like surrounded by hoes???? and I don't want it GOD I JUST BEEN FOCUSING ON ME AND MONEYFUCK EVERYONE ELSE
idek what else maybe im missing shit but this whole year wild best year of MY LIFE though
idk what the fuck gunna happen in 2020 cuz my split lives and the chaos and playing hoes and always thinking about opportunity and abundance and money got my mind and moves all wrapped in strategy but we only ONNLY ONLYYY GOING UP from here no excuses lets fucking go I always say this but 2019 was fucking wild and you know what.. lets fucking go 2020 LETS FUCKING GO as long as I don't gain weight LMFAO lets fucking GO. money and power on my mind exclusively. gl imma see you in 2 years. focusing on bigger things but at least im OUT HERE and ESCAPED and we onLY ATTRACTING AND MANIFESTING ABUNDANCE
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