#omg haven't been on here in a hot minute

[mooodyblue]

i love starting a new piece of media cause my brain immediately wants to make an au out of the piece of media i just consumed and i'm totally not talking about severance

[neigepomme]

watching the sunset with caleb fic i beg >< just laying our head on his shoulder with his arm around us ARGH i need something fluffy 🙏ALSO CONGRATS ON 500 FOLLOWERS!! you deserve the world 🫶

˙ ✩°˖ ✈️ style / caleb x reader

synopsis; special delivery! did a certain pipsqueak order a cute pilot boyfriend to distract her from her upcoming exams? well you're in luck, because caleb is here to help!

🍎 pomme's notes — omg i have not listened to taylor swift in a HOT MINUTE this was fun.. if anyone's interested in participating in my drabble event, the info is right here!

⋆ 800 words / fluff / fem reader / 2nd person

exam season was going to kill you. or the heat in your dorm room. whatever came first.

studying for the hunter's exam was a pain, on top of that you were growing insanely homesick and missing caleb's braised chicken wings. you loved the prospect of being a hunter, of course you did, but being away from your boyfriend's arms and instead being doomed to pull all-nighters 3 days in a row? not fun.

on top of that, the AC in your dorm room was out and you felt yourself sticking to your chair. the sad fan that the college provided while you waited for maintenance wasn't doing much to help, instead the soft breeze from your window was the only thing bringing you a semblance of cool air.

but in the midst of your misery you just thought about caleb.

he was busy at the DAA, probably with an assignment in the deepspace tunnel or something, so you didn't let him know that you really, really missed him — something about not putting pilots under stress. that didn't stop you from dreaming about him whisking you away from your studies, just for the evening, at least.

your phone buzzing broke your reverie, and when you look down to read the text message, your entire expression brightens.

getting up from your desk, you look down your window, and it's like caleb can read your mind. leaning against his car outside of your dorm, he waves at you to come down, and you quickly put on shoes and run to him.

"i thought you were in the deepspace tunnel?!"

he grins at you before leaning down to hold you tightly in his arms.

"what, can't i miss my girlfriend who's clearly been deprived of vitamin caleb? you look like you haven't been sleeping at all. exam season's that bad?"

you really were going through a caleb deficiency but you weren't going to outright admit it, so you instead just melt into his embrace and complain about your finals. how much you've studied, and how stressful your teammates for your end of semester presentation were — and that stupid broken AC.

resting his chin atop your head, he hums and sways with you back and forth, soothing you a bit from finals anxiety.

"what do you say we go on a ride and watch the sunset together then? distract you a bit from schoolwork."

it's in moments like these that you think caleb truly is your soulmate.

nodding furiously, you open the passenger door and get inside, all while he laughs at how excited you are. this was just like when you two were younger, he'd take you on late evening drives and you'd sing along to whatever song was on the radio while the soft breeze caressed both of your faces.

this was the closest to heaven on earth. caleb by your side, singing taylor swift songs at the top of your lungs together, while sipping the fizzy apple soda he got for you.

he pulls into a parking lot near a national park, where you can see the setting sun reflected into the nearby lake motioning at you to get out. opening the car trunk to reveal a blanket laid out and a box of your favorite cut up fruits, he hops in before extending a hand towards you.

"get comfy, i'm kidnapping you for the next few hours before i have to go back to the DAA."

caleb really was an angel sent from above to save you from college troubles, wasn't he? you grab onto his hand and he drags you towards him, allowing you to rest your body against him, his arm resting around your waist.

finally allowing yourself to exhale and push away the stress of exams, you lean your head on his shoulder and stare at the sunset. the purple and orange shades remind you of him, his gorgeous eyes always so full of love when he looked at you.

"this sunset looks like you, caleb. i missed this."

you don't need to see his face to know that he's got a smile plastered on it after hearing your comment, his ears probably red and his cheeks flushed from your sudden wave of romanticism.

"mmh. missed this too, pips. missed you."

and as the last rays of sunlight fade from view, you think — loving caleb could never get tiring for you. a never ending teenage love, never growing old, never going out of style.

🍎 pomme's notes — i think caleb would know the lyrics to popular pop songs and yell them out with you in the car nods nods.. also caleb come whisk me away from my responsibilities PLEASE!!!!!

[merakiui]

Meeerrraaaa!

So I just heard of a movie called 'F***, Marry, Kill' and the synopsis goes kinda like the game. (It's a romantic horror) FMC has 3 sutors has she has to figure out which one is actually into her, which one just wants and hook up, and which want to end her.

So it go me thinking... what if Darling was in this scenario with the Octatrio! I really can't decide who would fill which roll cause they each could do each one oh so well and it's got me just kicking my feet in terror and glee and I wanted to see what you'd think. Sorry if you'd seen this before, I binge your page on and off and haven't been here in a hot minute.

Hope you have been well, I've missed you dearly!

-RollyPolly Anon

ROLLY POLLY ANON!!! HIIII!!!! ( ´ ▽ ` ) oooo that movie premise sounds so interesting!!!! I’ll have to check it out hehe.

But omg you’re so right. They could work amazing in either role. >_< what if it’s like Azul who seems like he’s your perfect match and is marriage material, but he’s the one who wants to kill you. >:D I think Floyd could work there as well! This sweet, charming guy who is so amazing and loving,, an absolute full package!! Until he’s kicking you down the stairs to his basement and looking down at your mangled, broken leg with an empty expression. ;;;;

And the opposite of the above! Jade who seems like he’s definitely going to kill you. He just has that vibe to him. :(；ﾞﾟ'ωﾟ'): but then it turns out he’s actually just really whipped for you and hopes to marry you, so please forgive him if he gave you any wrong impressions. Also, he’s just really into hiking and nature. No nefarious reasons behind it. <3 then if this guy isn’t the killer you thought you were closing in on…… who is it????

I think either Jade or Floyd could fit the “fuck” option in “fuck, marry, kill.” Casual sex with either twin. Maybe it’s there you think he’s the killer, but in reality he just has a few extreme kinks in the bedroom. But none of that involves killing you! He just wants to have a little fun.

Maybe all three of them are killers,,, you’re driving yourself half mad trying to figure out who’s who and who wants what from you when in reality they’re all terrible and aiming to make you their next victim. T^T

[petew21-blog]

Life upgrade

Hi, I am Earl Montgomery. I am 34 year old gay man. I studied history and enhlish literature at Columbia and then I became a teacher. I have been working as a teacher since than and I have to say that being a teacher is one of the most honorable proffesions there are. You get to educate all the young minds and set them on a right path in life. If only they would listen to me during classes. Maybe my life wouldn't be so boring. The job takes all my energy. I never believed that so many teachers get burnt out, but man. Once you see that your job affects only few of those kids and the rest just doesn't care, you contemplate back on your life. What could I have done different? I could have had a happy, adventurous life full of fun and sex. Oh how I miss the sex.

Oh sorry, my bad. You thought the guy wearing sports clothes is me? Oh no no no. This is me actually

That guy is Barry. The gym teacher. He's the same age as me. But his life is much better. He works as a gym teacher, coach and in his free time he is a personal trainer in gym. He gets to coach all the hot bodybuilders and sometimes women, that lust over him a later on sleep with him.

I onced tried to hit on him, thinking he might be bisexual, but ended up being ignored for the rest of the school year. He started talking to me again recently and that's fine. If there is no drama it's all good. Besides. He has his own life full of sport and travelling around the world, fucking everything that moves. And I have my own life. My slightly boring and depresive life.

Who am I kidding? I hate my life. I wish I were Barry. To have his hot body, his libido, his life full of travellling and fucking everyone.

Suddenly it was so bright all around me. I was in a garage. Running. I stopped. Where am I? Why am I running? How did I get here?

I looked around but the place was empty. Then I looked down and saw the grey clothes for sport that Barry has. "This can't be". I walked over to the nearest car and saw Barry. No, I saw my reflection.

"Well well well. Can't ignore me now, huh?" I flexed my biceps over the shirt. So freaking hot. He is so buff. Must be amazing to be so strong and have strong muscles like this. His skin is so tense and beautiful. I gotta go somewhere more private to look what he's hiding under this. Don't know how this freaky friday will last.

Vibration in my pocket. Some girls want to have a private class with me in the gym. But the emojis don't seem like they want to take the training very seriously. Might be fun.

"Flex for the camera. Perfect!"

"Omg Barry, you're really hot. How did you get so big?"

"You think this is big... you haven't seen all of me yet. Haha" Where the hell was this coming from? Why did I say that?

"Really? We were actually thinking you coul help us stretch some time and show us how to do this to not hurt ourselves."

"I can stretch you both now in the showers, babes" Whyyy am I saying this. I'm not straight for fucks sake. Oh no. I'm not, but Barry is. I need to get back. I can't be straight.

1 hour later

"Thanks Barry. What a great personal class. Haha. Same time next week?" the taller oned asked while walking away from the gym

"You bet!" the sex was really good I have to admit that. But only this body craves it. Not me. I am gay, I don't want to watch pussy all day.

Phone vibrated again

Holy shit, A message from my number:"Hey, I don't know what you did to me, but I just jerked off for the third time thinking about my own body and I can't keep doing this... I want to swa... SUUCK your dick"

Oh maan, he has the same problem as I do. His body responds to what the person craved before, bout our minds didn't change our sexual orientation it seems.

"Came to your body's place in 30 minutes. Bring lube. Don't be late" I texted. I love this confidence the body is so full off.

And I bet I am gonna love the fact that my old body is gonna suck my dick very soon.

Haha. Gotta thank the istock photos for the inspiration

Story from inbox: Would you be able to do a story where a nerdy teacher swaps bodies with the hunky football coach. Maybe even cucking him?

[piwstri4]

gracias por nada | ln4

paring: f1driver!ex!lando norris x fashion designer!ex!reader

summary: you were robbed of a happy married life.

part two - masterlist

ynclo

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ynclo 'cause i know we fall apart when nothing's new

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danielricciardo i took literally all the pics of you and this is what i get?

ynclo u are very goodlooking if i were you i'd stop complaining (thnx 4 the pics danny ric)

danielricciardo 👎🏼

user1 so are we gonna ignore the plushie bc,,,,

user2 ikr like miss girly?????? are u gonna address the rumors or????

user3 what's the issue? i think it's rlly cute

user1 she crocheted that for her (ex)bf so yeaaaa

user3 WHAT

user2 they are (were) engaged but neither are addressing the topic

user4 it's their lives maybe yall should stop forcing them to talk abt it

user5 THE SHIRT OMG SHE'S NOT LETTING IT DIE

user6 i just KNOW that danny showed that pic to charles and he rolled his eyes

user7 it's getting kinda old tbh atp it's just cringey

user8 literally no one asked

lewishamilton new collection drop when?

ynclo VERY SOON stay tuned king 👑

user9 he truly is her biggest supporter

user10 isn't she like 23 or smt?? why does she talk with drivers that old anyways??

user11 daniel's her cousin...

user12 it's been 3 hours and no lando like or comment,,,,,

user13 well it is rumored that they called it off so

user14 what am i missing wtf?????

user15 some ppl are saying they broke off their engagement or smt we dont know bc they haven't said anything yet

user16 she also posted a story then deleted it like 2 minutes later w some shady lyric

user13 omg????

user17 fr "u can think that ure in love when ure rlly just engaged"

user18 the caption?

user19 first her story and now this...

user20 omg i saw it too wtf

landonorris

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landonorris in the back of the nightclub sipping champagne 🥂

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carlossainz55 great night 🥂

landonorris it always is w me 😉

user1 im gonna say this just one time ok? wtf

charlesleclerc let's do it again!

landonorris sure!

user2 looking hot as usual!!!

user3 bestie r we gonna talk abt u know what

user4 frrrrrr liek wtf was this post

user5 omg let the man LIVE ffs

user6 this is getting rlly annoying tbh

maxverstappen1 🔥

landonorris 👍🏼

mclarenf1 nice after race party drunk boy

user7 omg i love the mclaren admin

user8 the admin deserves the world

user9 so like....... u and that fashion girly?????

user10 i wanna know too guys but pls stop commenting that on their posts!!!

user11 he's just happy to be on the podium i love him sm

user12 THE SONG????

user13 idk if ur talking abt the caption or yn's story

user14 let's not bring her here pls

user13 i miss yn in the comments....

user16 he didn't comment on her post either :///

user15 stop bringing her up omg

DUSK.CLOTHING

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DUSK.CLOTHING Once again a success! Thanks to everyone who was a part of this, we could have never done this without every single one of you, we love you always.

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ynclo i love you guys so much!!!! nice job everyone, you all looked stunning out there🫀

user17 i love her so much

user18 lando news?

user19 she just loves her crew so much i cant😭😭😭

lewishamilton nice runway, you never disappoint

ynclo i WILL cry

lewishamilton ???

user20 she's just so perfect with her designs but THE MODELS OMG everything is so on point it's amazing

user21 how come she's so young and yet she serves THIS

user22 nepotism

user24 do you even know what nepotism is????

user23 yall just throw the word around like it's nothing huh

danielricciardo the talented one of the family

ynclo thanks i know

user25 gorgeous as always

user26 admin knows anything abt the l*ndo topic??

user27 admin here is strictly professional

lewishamilton a masterpiece.

DUSK.CLOTHING Always happy to have you!

ynclo thank you!!

ynclo

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ynclo jodiendo en el presente los planes del futuro (los quise sola pero nos imaginé juntos)

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user28 translation: "fucking up today all the future's plans (i wanted them alone yet i pictured us together)"

danielricciardo nice bouquet

ynclo thank you danny ricc got them 4 me

danielricciardo he sounds like a nice guy

ynclo ehhhhh

user29 isn't it weird that she keeps flirting with older drivers???

user30 they've said it a million times danny and her are cousins

arthurleclerc go bestie go!!

ynclo shush ure embarrassing me in front of the cool ppl

user31 i know yall saw her flirting w [] too

user32 he's her fucking cousin

user33 NOT THAT ONE, THE YOUNGER ONE

lewishamilton fire runway🔥🔥

ynclo thanks i designed the clothes myself!!!

user34 mother always serves

user35 ofc she does she's drop dead gorgeous

user36 she could literally model her own clothes

user37 is the caption abt u know who???

user38 istg if the comments section starts to fill up with shit like this im gonna crawl under everyone's bed

user39 not confirmed yet

user40 she speaks spanish????

user41 she's from latam!! her fam moved to italy when she was like 10

user42 aren't her and danny cousins tho??

user43 god forbid immigrants have family in other countries right??

user44 i need her to address the elephant in the room

user45 let's not do that here

user47 ikrrrr she needs to talk abt it asap

landonorris

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landonorris lost my girl but she aint worth the prize

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user48 he really is just a man

danielricciardo rude

user49 go tell him king!!!

user50 danny defending yn makes me believe in men again

user51 didn't she say something abt still being friends???

user52 yea but he's a dick and he made sure everyone knows that

user53 she's a bitch tho

user52 lol?

user54 she wanted him to keep his reputation yet he's out there ruining it

user55 her fault for being a shit gf

user56 go touch some grass girly

user57 they were giggling and hugging at the paddock last week wtf happened

user58 they were getting MARRIED next month what the hell happened

user59 kinda get it tho? she was annoying

user60 l*ndo stans and yn haters are fucking crazy

user61 cry abt it

charlesleclerc looking fire but talking shit

landonorris cant hear u im busy

user62 "i carry him in my chest wherever i go, because otherwise i'd be devastated from the sorrow of not having him around"

user63 "i have never loved someone like i love him, he holds together the pieces of my heart"

user64 "for all i know we could be together in every lifetime because i don't think my soul could ever long for someone else"

user65 nice now i'll go cry

user66 kinda happy that they broke up

user67 he looks happy now

user68 she dodged a bullet fr

user69 she was in love with him

user70 he was too.

user71 doesn't look like he was

ynclo

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ynclo tú vete tranquilo, no me debes nada. empaca tus cosas, no te dejes nada.

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user72 mom's getting angry in spanich omg

user73 in spanich

user74 im her official translator now girlies dw "you can leave in peace, you owe me nothing. pack all your things and dont leave anything behind."

user75 im in love w u thank u so much!!!

user74 no prob!!

user76 GRACIAS POR NADA!!! GRACIAS POR NADA!!!! @ him bestie

user77 she's a benito fan omg

user78 a what???

user79 latino artist

user80 she saw him trashing her and said fuck peace, go girly!!!

danielricciardo el gordo lui

ynclo cant believe u only learnt to say that in spanish

danielricciardo hola me llamo daniel

user81 is she home???

user82 came back to italy this morning i believe, she posted the airport in her stories

user83 she really said im getting over l*ndo

user84 she doesn't look happy :(((

user85 she looks tired, i guess all that time in the relationship drained her

user86 they were happy, dont trash their relationship like that

user87 "you think that you're in love when you're really just engaged" anyone?

arthurleclerc come visit me one day, we're country neighbors

ynclo im not setting a foot there unless u take me to the casino

arthurleclerc I CANT EVEN BET IN THE CASINO

ynclo sounds like a u problem

user88 is she flirting w that guy again??

user89 well she's a bitch, of course she'd do that

user90 they've been friends since she met danny

[bebe-writes-stuff]

OMG i love the Sick! clingy! Mikey fic!! It’s really adorable! And yes to part 2 please when you have the time🙏❤️‍🔥 Thank you in advance!

--bro I literally be opening requests and forgetting about them IM SORRY. Anyway go read part 1 or you'll find me in the corner of your room at 2am. This a smut + plot kinda btw--

^ part 1

Y/n lay in bed, her head pounding and her throat raw from days of relentless coughing. The soft glow of the afternoon sun filtered through the curtains, casting a warm yet unwelcome light over her disheveled room. A half-empty mug of tea sat on the bedside table, steam long since vanished. She sighed, feeling a mix of frustration and fatigue.

Just a few weeks ago, the roles had been reversed. Mikey had been the one confined to bed, battling a nasty cold. Y/n had nursed him through it, despite his constant demands for kisses and cuddles. She had tried to keep a safe distance, knowing the risks, but Mikey’s puppy-dog eyes and relentless affection had worn down her defenses. And now, here she was, suffering the consequences.

A knock on her door was followed by it swinging open. Mikey stood there, his face a picture of concern mixed with an air of contrived innocence.

“Y/n,” he whined, dragging out her name as he approached the bed. “You’re ignoring me. Are you mad at me?”

She didn’t even have the energy to roll her eyes. “Manjiro, I’m sick. I just need to rest.”

He pouted, his bottom lip jutting out in that way that always made her heart melt, even now. “You’ve been resting all day. Can’t I just stay with you?”

“Manjiro, no. I don’t want you getting sick again.”

He didn’t seem to hear her, or perhaps he chose not to. Instead, he slipped off his shoes and crawled into bed beside her. Y/n tried to protest, but her voice came out as little more than a hoarse whisper.

“Manjiro, seriously—”

But he had already wrapped his arms around her, pulling her close. His warmth was both comforting and infuriating. She could feel the steady rise and fall of his chest against her back, and despite herself, she relaxed into his embrace.

“You’re burning up,” he murmured, pressing a kiss to her neck. “You should have told me you were feeling this bad.”

Y/n sighed, but a small smile tugged at the corners of her lips. “Just don’t blame me if you get sick again.”

Mikey chuckled, the sound a soothing balm to her frazzled nerves. “Worth it,” he whispered, holding her a little tighter. “Totally worth it.”

As she tried to muster the energy to protest again, Mikey's voice broke through her thoughts, mischievous and playful.

"You know," he murmured, his lips brushing against her ear, "I have a way to distract you from your cold. Make you feel good."

Before she could argue, he leaned over her, his eyes glinting with mischief. His lips found the sensitive spot just below her ear, pressing soft, lingering kisses there. Y/n shivered, a mix of fever and the electric sensation of his touch.

"'Manjiro," she breathed, her voice a weak protest.

He pulled back slightly, his eyes locking with hers, a smirk playing on his lips. "Trust me, Y/n. You'll feel better, I promise."

Mikey's hands were gentle yet insistent, roaming over her sides, his fingers tracing patterns that sent shivers through her.

"You're not playing fair," she managed to murmur, her resolve weakening with each kiss, each touch.

"All's fair in love and war," he replied, his voice a low murmur against her skin. "And this is definitely love.", his kisses growing more heated, his hands more daring.

She felt a warmth spread through her that had nothing to do with her fever. Her breathing shallow as Mikey trailed kisses down her neck and across her collarbone. The room was quiet, save for the soft rustling of sheets and the occasional hitch in her breath.

"Relax," he murmured, his lips brushing against her skin. "Let me take care of you."

She swallowed hard, her heart pounding in her chest. As much as her mind protested, her body was already responding to his touch, her defenses crumbling under his tender ministrations.

Mikey's hands slid down her sides, his fingers grazing her skin in a way that made her breath catch. He paused at the waistband of her pants, his eyes flicking up to meet hers, silently asking for permission. Y/n gave a small nod, unable to find her voice.

With deliberate slowness, Mikey peeled her pants down, his touch sending a jolt of anticipation through her. He placed a kiss on her hip, then another just below her navel, his eyes never leaving hers. Y/n's breathing grew more erratic, her body trembling with a mixture of nerves and desire.

"Mikey," she whispered, her voice barely audible.

He smiled, a soft, reassuring smile that made her heart flutter. "Just trust me," he said, his voice a soothing balm to her anxious thoughts.

He shifted lower, spreading her legs gently. Y/n's heart raced as he settled between her thighs, his breath warm against her skin. He kissed the inside of her thigh, slow and deliberate, his lips leaving a trail of fire in their wake. She couldn't help but gasp, her fingers clenching the sheets beneath her.

When he finally reached her core, he paused, looking up at her one last time. The intensity in his gaze sent a shiver down her spine. And then, with a tenderness that took her breath away, he lowered his mouth to her.

The first touch of his tongue against her was almost too much. Y/n's back arched off the bed, a moan escaping her lips. Mikey's hands gripped her thighs, holding her steady as he began to explore her with a slow, deliberate rhythm. His tongue moved in languid strokes, each one sending waves of pleasure through her body.

Y/n's hands found their way to his hair, her fingers tangling in the soft strands. She tried to stay quiet, but the sensations building inside her were overwhelming. Every flick of his tongue, every gentle suck, drove her closer to the edge.

"Fuck," she breathed, her voice a mix of desperation and need.

He hummed in response, the vibration sending a jolt of pleasure through her. His tongue moved faster, more insistent, as if he was determined to unravel her completely. Y/n's body tensed, her breaths coming in short, ragged gasps. She was so close, teetering on the brink of release.

Mikey sensed her nearing climax and doubled his efforts, his tongue working her with a skill that left her breathless. He added his fingers, sliding one inside her, then another, curling them in a way that made her see stars. The combination of his mouth and fingers was too much.

With a cry, Y/n came undone, her body convulsing with the force of her orgasm. Waves of pleasure crashed over her, leaving her trembling and breathless. Mikey didn't stop, his tongue and fingers drawing out her climax until she was a quivering mess beneath him.

her in his arms. Y/n's heart was still racing, her body still humming with aftershocks of pleasure. She looked up at him, her eyes filled with a mixture of gratitude and love.

"Feel better?" he asked, a teasing smile playing on his lips.

--yurrr which character yall want next? I was thinking Mitsuya idk?--

[annab-nana]

“Did you buy us cheesy matching pjs?” With Eddie because he would thinks it’s so cheesy but love it entirely because it’s with you🥺💕

omg yes! he'd act like he didn't want to do it, but he'd eat it up

warnings: not proofread, christmas, one use of y/n, use of pet names (angel)

❀ masterlist ❀

from the outside, eddie munson did not look like the christmas kind of guy. his vibe was much more in line with halloween. however, under all that dark clothing and tough exterior was a boy with a soft heart and a love for family time and holiday traditions.

you and eddie had started dating toward the end of january this year, so the pair of you haven't experienced a christmas together. you aren't sure how big of a deal christmas is to him, but based on the decorations up at his trailer, he seems at least a little bit into the holiday. it's either him or wayne.

eddie had been waiting for you to come over all day and he knew you'd be here in mere minutes based on the phone call he got from you a little bit ago. as soon as he heard your car pull up, he was out of his bed and rushing to open the door.

"wait," you called when you shut the car door, "close your eyes. it's a surprise."

"oooo, i wonder what it is," eddie said teasingly as he listened to your footsteps approach until he felt your hand in his. "hmm, this feels familiar," he joked while feeling your hand as if that was the surprise you'd given him.

"eddie, stop," you spoke with a laugh, "that tickles."

he held your hand like he normally would and let you lead him to the couch after you shut the front door behind you both. then, he felt something land in his lap. "can i touch it?"

"yes, eddie. you can open your eyes too."

"it's a bag! i love bags!"

you swatted his arm playfully. "eddie," you whined, "look inside the bag."

"you're too easy to mess with," he commented before finally taking a look inside the bag. you watch him pull out the top of one set before looking in and seeing another one just like it. it's hard to keep your smile at bay.

"did you buy us cheesy matching pjs?" you can't tell by his tone if he was making fun of you or not.

"you don't like it," you stated more than asked before mentally cursing yourself. "i'm sorry. i can take them back. i've still got the recei-"

while you were talking, your eyes weren't on eddie. you were too embarrassed to look at him, so you didn't see how quickly he moved the bag off his lap and stood in front of you. he placed his hands on either side of your face to ensure your focus was on him.

"y/n, i love it. this is the sweetest, cutest thing in the world. i say we change into them right now," eddie told you honestly.

"really?" you inquired to double-check.

"yeah."

"i actually tried to find the darkest ones because i know how much you like your dark ominous clothes to match your dark ominous vibe, so i got those black ones with the tiny christmas trees on them," you explained, going over to the couch to grab the top he held earlier and hold it up for his examination.

"they're perfect, angel, and they're really soft too. i definitely won't be able to stop touching you when you've got these on."

you giggled. "you can't stop touching me anyway."

eddie scoffed dramatically. "can you blame me? you're smokin' hot."

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[slytherinshua]

HELLO SO I just (literally 5 minutes ago) found out about ampers&one and came across MACKIAH. HES SO.. WOAH. ANYWAY I was wondering if you could give me little round up of who the people are in the group I'm not even sure where to start and maybe a list of some good songs of theirs? IM IN NEEED. I'm already liking machkiah..

YES OFCCC OMG i love doing little intros SO HERE WE GO U ARE IN GOOD HANDS!!! so firstly theyre under fnc entertainment, the company that also has groups such as p1harmony, sf9, nflying, etc. also known as the shittiest company but they haven't done too much wrong w ampies yet thankfully <3 they debuted in 2023 with 'on and on' and have had 2 single albums and 1 mini since then. they are going to have a comeback w their second mini pretty soon!! they just announced it :D

first we have the leader, rapper, main dancer, and oldest member na kamden! his birthday is june 9th, 2001 and hes 182cm (all the members are T A L L) his emoji is 🦭

hes from seattle and lived in the usa for 10 years. has an identical twin brother named kade (secret 8th member of ampers&one). he competed on wild idol and boys planet. fluent in english of course and insanely attractive and charismatic on stage ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT GET WRECKED BY HIM LORD IM TEARING UP THINKING ABT IT. this man does not give me any breaks. insane behaviour. but he is really sweet and mother duck over his members esp the little ones hes super fun <3

next we have brian ho one of the vocalists! his birthday is august 27th, 2002, and hes 186cm, his emoji is 🐰

chinese-canadian!! he's from vancouver (and me from canada im like ejdkjdkd esp cause hes from the west coast BUT I WILL SHUT UP NOW) he also participated on boys planet and was part of yuehua entertainment along w the other yuehua trainees like zb1's yujin, ricky, and zhanghao! brian has fucking insane lore like he literally got hit by a car and BROKE HIS LEG when he was younger and while he was in the hospital he realized he wanted to become a kpop idol ???? LIKE HELLO. anyway he really likes purple and is just the squishiest cutest boy around <3 used to be my bias when i first stanned hehe

next we got choi jiho, another vocalist! his birthday is june 10th, 2004 and hes 182cm, his emoji is 🦋

korean from seoul but he lived in boston for a year and is incredibly good at english (he says hes not fluent but LORD HE IS his english is literally perfect). he used to be the leader at debut but they switched it after a couple months to kamden. another wild idol and boys planet contestant and another purple lover (brian and him will literally battle it out to see who loves purple more in classic purple lover fashion. as a purple lover myself i relate so hard). jiho is literally the softest most comforting idol out there. like his lives especially are so comforting??? and his voice is so gentle and lovely and hes JUST. THE. CUTEST. like i cant i love him!!!!

next yoon siyun <3 vocalist (no idea why he doesnt have a dancer position too but okay??) his birthday is january 5th, 2005, and hes 180cm, his emoji is 🐯

siyun was a former wm trainee and backup dancer for onf as well!! (and as onf are my ults i love that so much <//3). he was a contestant on yg treasure box as well so boy has been jumping through diff agencies (first yg then wm now fnc lolol). our little baby tiger :(( he's incredibly talented at both dancing and singing it's insane he was truly made to be an idol. that one member in every group that "doesnt like skinship" and acts aloof BUT REALLY THEY ARE THE SOFTEST EVER. yeah thats siyun. its so cute cause ampies are always all over each other and siyun is always there pretending he hates it <//3

now we have kyrell valentine choi (just needed to add his middle name too cause LORDDDD his parents were cooking w that). vocalist, his birthday is july 3rd, 2005, hes 181cm, his emoji is 🍩

HOT!! GIRLS!! LOVE!! KYRELL!! this baby is also from seattle so him and kamden are seattlez™️. he was a trainee for only 4 months but he's so good at singing !!!! now u may look at kyrell at first and just think he's cute but once you start watching content you will soon develop the biggest soft spot for him known to mankind. like he will become YOUR BABY. cause hes SO FREAKING ADORABLE ITS INSANEKSJDFHKS he gives me cuteness aggression so bad that i want to scream into a pillow every time i look at him. anyway. hes in charge of smiles in the group which just makes me also want to scream cause wtf hes so cute. he also has his drivers license hehe

now we have your probably bias mackiah mercer!! rapper, born january 21st, 2006, 182cm, his emoji is 🍀

he is korean australian and his accent makes me go a bit insane cause this man loves to flirt. just occasionally but its very rude cause he knows that hes very attractive and i think that should not be allowed BUT I DIGRESS. he can be a little shit sometimes esp to the members who dont speak english as well (mainly seungmo lmfao) like he'll start saying the most complicated words in english or asking them questions that they dont even understand ITS SO FUNNY 😭 hes chronically online (to be fair the whole group is), hes incredibly random and chaotic its honestly always a tossup w mackiah you never know what you're gonna get but you do know its gonna be hilarious regardless skdjks

lastly we have kim seungmo!! vocalist and maknae (my actual baby), his birthday is july 3rd, 2006, and hes 180cm, his emoji is 😜

okay his english is pretty decent like he can def hold a conversation if he tried but not when kiah decides to bully him to be fair EKJKSF. anyway he is incredibly cute and says the funniest things he always has me cracking up. his laugh and smile are the best thing to ever grace my eyes and ears AND I AM SO INCREDIBLY IN LOVE W HIM. can u tell hes my bias. ahem anyway. his vocals are heavenly like hes rly good at singing and he used to be a trainee at starship! hes really just a little goofball and incredibly gen z. him and mackiah are the best lil gremlin duo i could never get tired of them they're so entertaining!!!! genuinely so cute <3

alright !! so thats all the members, ill recommend some things to watch as well. for songs: broken heart, sweet & sour, crazy stupid fun, whip it (my absolute favourite), he + she = we, and over the moon!! their discography is still really small obv but excited for new songs soon <333

they have some amazing covers as well so definitely check those out on their youtube channel!! i'd also really recommend this channel if you're looking for funny compilation videos!! ampers&one are so funny you are definitely gonna love them theyre so entertaining and talented as well <33

they also have a bunch of variety content on their youtube channel and its really chaotic and fun to watch so if you're into variety shows then def check that out as well!! they vlog often as well and also go live a lot on weverse so they are super super active on all forms <3

i hope you really like them !! and def feel free to pop into my inbox again if you wanna talk abt them hehe always here to be your local andear 🥹🥹🥹 i spread the ampies agenda i've literally made so many andears and glad to have helped another one too (hopefully!!) <33

[seokgyuu]

heyyy hope you're having a good day

so imagine meeting Vernon's family for the first time. you were so nervous but his parents were really nice so you felt comfortable instantly, But as you had been tense for days you felt the need to get off, so when he showed you his childhood bedroom you needed him to fuck you right then and there. As y'all know Vernon is disciplined and wouldn't want you to misbehave either. but he finally agreed when you begged (how can he resist you) he didn't want you to make a sound tho... soo wall sex with Vernon in his childhood bedroom with his fam outside?

hii omg yes, thank you! I hope you are having a great day too!!! <3

interesting that you came to me about vernon since he is still up in challenge me and i haven't written anything about him yet BUT... i love it, hehe.

So, as a thank you for this, find a little bit more under the read more... hehe.

PAIRING: Vernon x Afab!Reader

WARNINGS: begging, slight degradation, use of pet names (baby, slut, whore), doggy, dirty talk, creampie

WORDCOUNT: 620

"You really are insatiable, aren't you, baby?" Vernon chuckles behind you. His body is pressed against yours, your breath stuck in your throat as you feel his member throb inside of you. He hasn't moved since he entered you, your hips wiggling, but he doesn't let you go. Instead he kisses your neck, sucks on the sensitive skin. Both of you are aware his family is outside. Both of you know it's risky. And yet, how could he ever say no to you, especially when you begged him to fuck you? Just the words alone: "Vernonie... I need your cock, please just fuck me, I'll be quiet!" had already been it for him.

"P-Please," you whined now, tears pooling in your eyes. Your boyfriend smirks against your skin, one hand that was holding you against the wall before now moves down and to your front, thumb pressing down on your sensitive clit.

"Really think you can take it? And be quiet, my little slut?" You nod rapidly and Vernon licks his lips before he finally does his first thrust, having you gasp. Your walls clench around him and he presses his face against your neck, hips now not able to stop from fucking into you. When he hears your first moan, he brings his other hand to your mouth, his cock drilling into you at even quicker speed. His mouth is dropped as he watches how his cock slides in and out of you, his orgasm not far. You had riled him up so bad and now you were here, your frontside pressed against the wall of his childhood bedroom, his cock deep inside your wet and needy pussy. Never could he say no to you, never could he resist knowing he had you in the room he used to sleep in, jerking off to images of you, his high school crush.

"Fuck, you're so tight and wet for me, baby, such a needly little whore, can't even wait until we're back home for me to fuck her." His words make your eyes roll back and you throw your hips against him, having him reposition you as a reaction. Now, he has your back arched, your hands prepped against the wall as he fucks you like this, one hand still on your mouth while the other is on your back, his cock hitting your sweet spot over and over again, sure to have you see stars in less than a few minutes. Your boyfriend throws his head back, a deep groan leaving him when he feels you pulsating around his length. You wanna scream, tell him to fill you up, but you know him well enough to know he will do so anyways. He always does what you need him to, even without you saying it.

And you're right - he continues his spiel, his hips at perfect speed and strength, his breath getting heavier, his groans becoming more desperate. When he feels you come undone around him, drool against his hand so close to drip down your chin, he can't help it anymore.

"Yeah, just like that, cum on my cock, baby. Milk me, fuck, gonna cum and fill you up so good, shit." He lets his hand wader to your hair, pulling you up against his chest as he finishes inside of you; hot perfect cum shooting inside of you, both of you riding your highs out with each other.

Once he slips out of you, he turns you around, his lips finding yours without any trouble.

"I love you," he whispers against your lips and you giggle.

"I love you too. Now, please get me something to clean myself up before your cum drips on your parent's carpet."

[samsblades]

omg, i just read the protective sammy post, and now i need a sam x heat sensitive!reader bc, hehe guess who’s sensitive to the heat 😸

hes so cute i just wanna

love you mari! take care!

- alex 💫

WAGHHH NO BECAUSE SAMEEEE... i've been meaning to write just temperature sensitive reader headcanons bc i'm sensitive to both the cold and the heat!! but especially heat!! i'll just blab about this for a minute here though hehehe <333 he is seriously so cute T_T i love you too my sweets!! you take great care of yourself honey <3333

i'm considering two starting points that end in the same way... tiny bit more fanfiction-y and dramatic or whatever LOL is you not really mentioning it but one day you're out all day in strong heat and strong sun and you're just suffering T_T imagine you have to wear your fbi fit that day too so you're in like. black slacks and a long sleeve button up and you're just dying.

sam definitely notices if you're not feeling well at any time, but it's a little extra obvious because you're probably all sweaty and just generally look uncomfortable. he sees you trying to cool yourself down and he's like :((( "are you okay :((" and you're like sighhh "i'm okay, i'm just really hot." he's like yes you are so hot kiss me "oh no :(( do you wanna find some place with air conditioning?" and depending on how much work for the case you have left to do, you might honestly be like yes please :,) and he immediately finds you somewhere that you can cool down properly and remembers after that that you're more sensitive to the heat that he is at the very least and just is aware of that in hot weather to make sure you don't get too hot. he knows overheating can make you pass out or even do more damage than that so he's really careful!!

or maybe there's a decent chunk of work outside or going from place to place to do still that day and you don't want to waste time, so you just push through it. but we know that doesn't work to well, so your state just gets worse :,) and he of course notices this as well. he definitely finds you a water bottle and maybe suggests for you to sit down for a bit.

but there's also the chance that he's distracted by other things and you're okay at hiding how much the heat is affecting you. so while he still tries to take care of you with water and all that, he doesn't 100% notice the smaller signs of you getting lightheaded or really uncomfortable when you think he isn't looking.

so maybe it gets to the point where you can't help but stumble or you have to sit down suddenly because you get a rush of dizziness and he's all like :((( "oh my god what's wrong??? why didn't you say something??? here drink so more water, etc." he feels really bad that he didn't notice until you actually almost fall or something like that (if you wanna be really dramatic about it, you could full on pass out.. i just haven't personally all the way passed out from heat. just almost LOL) at that point he definitely makes you sit out the rest of the days activities or at least makes sure you're back to a stable state before letting you do anything much again <33

and then after that he is incredibly careful about you + heat. he tries really hard to be aware of it and once again, feels very bad if he forgets and you have to bear with the heat for too long. :,) but he always makes sure you stay hydrated when the weather is hot and keeps a careful eye on you to make sure you're doing alright. the second he sees you getting too hot, he'll try and get you somewhere cool, get you extra water, and make sure you're not spending too much time in the heat. if it ever gets to the point where a fainting or dizzy spell creeps up on you both, he's right there to keep you steady because he's already watching you like a hawk! and he also gets so worried and upset for real :,)

the other thing i was thinking about was just you mentioning it offhand or something and after that he's super aware of it and does the same stuff as mentioned above. feels so sad when he realizes just how bad it can get for you if you spend too long out in the heat and get dizzy or something :,)

bonus the only thing he likes about you being heat sensitive is if it makes you walk around shirtless when you're alone with him heheheheh <333

[onismdaydream]

HII!!! for the past like two days I have been scouring your account for your yuuji content.. because it's SOOO GOOD. And I can NEVER find yuuji fics! ><!

I just love how you write, and it's kept me thirst for him quenched but I just- HAVE to get this out there. I guess it's a writing request..

I have this one specific thirst that just. UGHHH. Basically, I loveee yuuji fics, and it's common knowledge that he has sukuna inside of him. (Lol) sukuna, who can basically manifest as a mouth. DO YOU SEEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS?? there is just so much potential. And we already know the the mouth can manifest literally anywhere! His cheek, his.. HAND.

UGHHHH

Like just imagine like- being with yuuji, and barely getting into the 'intimate' parts of your relationship. And I mean barely (once or twice), and at first sukuna is annoyed after, bc like- OF COURSE HE IS! How dare yuji, a little brat, do such things when he KNOWS he can see everything! Nobody wants to see some new inexperienced couples fucking? (Me) nobody!

But.. if you can't stop them, join them.. right?

So, maybe he tries to convince yuji to let him have some fun with you. Though yuji immediately says no, that's totally weird!

...

Won't stop sukuna though. So next time you guys start to have fun.. worked up from a mission, unable to keep your hands from eachother.. which lead to yuji having two of his fingers knuckle deep inside of you, pumping in and out, hitting that spot that makes you see STARS.. when all of a sudden, you feel a tounge lap at your clit! 🥺🤭 whaatttt!!

It catches you so off guard, it takes a minute for you to register what's going on, but when you do.. you wrap your hand around yujis wrist, tugging him away.

"Whats wrong?"

!!! How do you even begin to explain? There's SO many things wrong. Starting with the fact that SUKUNA, the person who literally hates both your guts, literally tried to eat you out.. to the fact that, you liked it.. it felt good!

"I think.. I don't.. basically-"

What do you say? What CAN you say? What if when you tell him, he stops? Ughh this is just so- UGH!

"Whats wrong brat? Use your words."

Followed by a dark chuckle, like he's laughing at you. Coming right from yujis cheek. GOD he is so annoying.

"Sorry, brats, just had to have a taste.."

OKAY ANYWAY. This is getting too long BUT it would probably be followed by a small little argument between yuji and sukuna, but thankfully sukuna convinces yuji.. probably by saying that he could either use his mouth, OR take over yujis body and have his way with you ♡🤭 and OBVI yuji chooses the first one bc he doesn't want you to get hurt..

at first he acts like he doesn't like it, but that facade doesn't last long, you hoth love all the new opportunities that come with this.. i mean like, youre both new to all this so maybe when he isnt sucking on your clit, he could talk you both through it teaching yall sime jew tricks along the way 🥰♡

you see what I'm saying, right?

Finish it, if you want, I would LOVE to see your take on this, but I just HAD to get this out there, otherwise I would go crazy..

But anyway, how was ur day? 🥰🎀

-your horniest yuji lover!♡🎀

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg??? first of all, thank you!! you're so sweet and this literally made me so happy when i saw it this morning !! i'm sorry i didn't respond earlier, i've had a kinda shitty work schedule + being a little sick so i haven't had much time here <3

UGHH I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!! i've seen similar concepts (sukuna joining/forcing) and it's always so HOT!! i especially love the idea of sukuna licking at your clit and yuji not even realizing... like he's so distracted by the pretty faces and beautiful sounds you're making that he doesn't feel the way his palm morphs or just how much wetter it gets from sukuna's spit..... it's just sooooo good!!

sukuna makes a deal that if he's allowed to fuck you the way he wants, then he'll tell yuji what to do ("the proper way to fuck a woman") and yuji feels a little guilty for considering it but he really really wants to treat you the way you deserve and he has his own selfish reasons of wanting to feel you come around his cock. and maybe it doesn't take much convincing because sukuna's mouth is back on you and making you see stars that you both agree lol

and i don't mind at all if you ever wanna dump your ideas here <3 i think we all need a space to put our thoughts before they make us go crazy! that was what i did before i started this blog :)

[nyx-knacks-makes-dt-bots]

okay, i know this is like the same spiel i always say in your asks, but take care of yourself first!! pls make bots you like, and focus on yourself and your life. i hope whatever is blocking you and causing you to struggle goes away or hurts less at some point, and you said it best!! fill up your cup before others, we’ll be here for whatever you do and create! take care <33

(also, i know nothing abt cobra kai, but if you make the bots for them i will interact and pretend i know what’s going on)

HI!! OMG I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN AGES HOW HAVE YOU BEEN??

Now that that's out of the way, thank you. It's been... a lot lately, like I said. My head's not doin' so hot, and when I tried to get back into the groove by fulfilling a request for a Draco Malfoy bot, I found that not only can I not make one with his normal name, but I can't apply the workaround I found to my old HP bots for some stupid goddamn reason, which messes with the unity of the bot name format and bothers me more than it probably should. All that to say, it was frustrating and absolutely zero help in the motivation department and may actually have made it a wee bit worse.

And you're really sweet. 🥹 My family just got into the show recently and I love it so much. I could rant about hair symbolism in the show, at least what I've picked up on, for at least 15 minutes. Maybe more. Definitely more if I actually took the time to stop and really zero in on the hair of each of the main group of characters instead of just logging my more passive observations.

And I latched onto one of the characters big-time. Not helped by the fact that Tanner Buchanan is CUTE AF. There are others who have had it worse in the show, but damn, someone give poor Robby Keene a hug. I'd be willing to bet that this poor boy is so touch-starved that he has at least once found himself relishing in getting beaten up by his fellow karate students because at least he's getting physical contact not intended to severely injure him. I would like to wrap this poor boy up in a blanket, lightly slap a bow on his head, and gift him to the nearest psychologist. Boy needs to talk to someone. ASAP.

(And if anyone willing to listen to me rant about hair is reading this and wants to hear me babble on like a lunatic, I BEG YOU, send me a message or leave a comment. I just. I just wanna rant about hair. I have over two feet of it on my head. I like hair. I notice hair.)

[apt502-if]

Omg.....how about "they were staring at you" for A?

Some love triangle action right here...lol

"Thank you!"

You bow your head to the crowd of people who filter out of the bar, throwing out thanks and farewells as you grip your guitar tightly in your hand. You're still riding the high from your last performance, dressed in your best attire and sweating from the hot stage lights that warmed your skin. This is why you do what you do. The magic of it all. The magic of performing and sharing your voice with the crowd. You haven't been here long, but you know that this performance is going down in the books. You were in your element. It was everything you ever wanted.

"Good job...I guess." M's voice leaks through the crowd of people and you quirk a brow. "You were passable."

You roll your eyes. "Please."

M smirks, and then they glance at you with a mocking glint in your eye. You catch them turn, look at something, and then look back at you. "I think A wants to talk to you." That makes you perk up, and you glance behind M's shoulder to see A in the corner, arms crossed and hair down in front of their face, glowering at the people who leave the bar and skitter to give them a wide berth. A loves scaring people away, and you wonder if it's intentional. "They've been standing here for twenty minutes."

What?

M doesn't wait for your reaction. They simply saunter out of the exit, leaving you alone with A backstage. Suddenly, after a night of noise, the silence is overwhelming, and you're frozen in your spot when A pushes themself off the wall and shoves their hands in their pockets, moving to you with their ever neutral expression.

"Good job up there," they sat flatly, their eyes looking over your outfit. You wish you could read their mind, but all they give you is that same blank expression. "You did well."

"So did you," you manage, clearing your throat.

"Not like you," they say, teetering on the heels of their shoes. "You know...M...." A makes an uncomfortable face, breaking their gaze on you to look away. "They were staring at you."

You open your mouth to speak, your eyes widening. "Oh..."

A's expression is twisted and they look both irritated and resigned. "Is that..." They clear their throat, brows knitting. "A good thing?"

The question doesn't register at first. A good thing?

"I don't know," you answer honestly.

A nods slowly. For the first time, you can read what's on their face: disappointment. "Do you want it to be a good thing?" you try, feeling your heart race so fiercely you swear A can hear it too.

They look back at you, something like fear shines on their face. And then they shake their head, rubbing their eye. "I'm tired. I'll wait outside and get us a cab."

Spinning on their heel, A breezes out of the room without another word, leaving you alone and confused.

[korrasamibottles]

I'm trying to guess which one is the Wuko WIP lol... Chance Called Memory maybe??? If not I still wanna know whatcha got going on there!

omg you picked the right one CONGRATULATIONS! You have won a SNIPPET. Context: Mako has been working 16-hour shifts at his Children's Refuge after some unexpected staffing changes, and Wu (now the Earth Union Ambassador to Republic City) has been traveling back and forth between RC and the Fire Nation for a few months with Korra to help Izumi phase out the monarchy. So they haven't had much quality couple's time for a while and they're cranky and also they're in their 60s about it. Let's check in and see if they're using the few precious moments they have together wisely:

Cool air washes over his face as he opens the chiller, and he cringes at the sudden onslaught of bright light as he scans its contents. There's a baked fish fillet cut into Pachi-sized portions. Jars of various pickled vegetables. Half a cup of tea from a week ago, or maybe two.

And a gaping hole where a pot of congee should've been.

Mako frowns. Sticks his head all the way inside and checks the back and finds only the dessicated remains of what might've been basil in another lifetime. Shuts the door and reopens it and checks again on the off chance that the congee had grown a personality and was just playing a prank.

Nothing.

Hot little prickles of irritation tickle his throat. On a hunch he glances at the sink, and there it is: the empty pot, sticky rice residue congealing and crusting along the bottom and sides.

He snatches a jar at random from the chiller—pickled radish—while eyeing the clock, and crunches crankily for precisely three minutes. Wu must've finished it this morning, he thinks, sourly, or maybe that's just the radish.

As soon as his three minutes are up he follows Pachi's trail through the house, and sure enough, there's Wu on the screened-in porch, a cup of tea in his hand and his slim frame swallowed by a couch meant for two, today's newspaper opened up to the puzzle section and spread flat across the little side table. Sunlight bounces off Wu's shining hair in a grating act of mockery toward Mako's migraine, little pinpricks of silver peeking out here and there in a sea of deep brown waves where his roots had started growing in.

Wu looks over his shoulder at the sound of Mako's footsteps, the corners of his eyes crinkling as he smiles. "Good afternoon, sleepyhead," he jokes.

"Mph," Mako offers up in lieu of a laugh. He squints down at Wu, head throbbing. Spirits, it was bright out. "Did you finish off that pot of congee?"

"What?" Wu peers up at him, nonplussed, pushing his glasses up his nose from where they'd slid down as he worked on the puzzle. “Oh, no," he says. "I threw it out.”

“You threw it—why? I was saving that!”

Wu wrinkles his nose. "Mako, bleugh, no, it had mold on it.”

“So?" He snipes. "It's fine if you reheat it long enough."

Wu gasps and clutches his chest, his face pulled into an expression straight from a horror mover. “It most certainly is not!”

Mako huffs. “Yes it is, it kills off the—the spores, or whatever,” he grouses. His dear old friend Qin Li had told him that years ago, and her word was gold.

Of course, she hadn't said anything about eating it afterward, but Wu didn't need to know that. In any case, he and Bolin had eaten plenty of food past its prime when they were kids, and they'd been fine.

Mostly.

Wu somehow manages to look down his nose at him despite being seated. “When we have to call Korra in the middle of the night and beg her to come heal you, I'm telling her you did it to yourself.”

"Oh, please, don't be so—Pachi, get off the table," he says, changing tacks as the crococat leaps up onto the newspaper. Wu shoots a hand out over his teacup to protect it from the inevitable spray of airborne hairs and scales.

Mako nudges the little animal. “Pachi, come on, get off.”

Wu purses his lips together. “She won't listen, Mako, you know she hates that voice.”

"What?" He snaps, buzzard-waspish. "What voice?"

"That one you're doing right now, she hates it."

“She's literally purring.”

“That's her angry purr.”

Mako rolls his eyes. “Her angry purr? Wu, that's ridiculous.”

Pachi flops over, suddenly, exposing her smooth, scaly belly, and looks up at Mako with wide yellow eyes.

“See, she's fine." Mako reaches out a hand and—"ow, fuck,"—swiftly retracts it as Pachi swipes at him, scraping four angry pink parallel lines across his skin. A hair's breadth closer and she would've drawn blood.

Wu raises his teacup and takes a delicate sip, a smirk tucked into the creases around his mouth, and Mako's brow furrows in irritation. "Don't say it."

"What's there to say?" Wu asks airily before turning his focus toward the remaining corner of visible puzzle.

I promise this isn't just 14k words of them snipping at each other lmao things get resolved and other things happen. Funny and strange and romantic things maybe? Remains to be seen.

[nyrasbloodyclover]

angels roll their eyes (billy hargrove x reader)

a/n: i wrote this two years ago????? omg. my writing style changed so much but my love for this man did not. summery vibes !

Wet hair was sticking to the nape of my neck and my tanned skin burned from the sun, while i was sitting on the edge of a swimming pool. It was summer, actually my least favorite season, but i decided to make most of it and come here with my friends. It was safe to say they ditched me to tan and that's what they've been doing for the last three hours. So i had to swim alone. As much as i enjoyed it, i couldn't help but feel miserable. They could also get a tan in the water, but no...Hot lifeguards were literally everywhere and they couldn't notice them if they were in the water, right?

Well i just proved that theory wrong, because Billy Hargrove came up to me and i swear he looked like a literal god, or that was just the part of my brain that remembered i haven't had sex in ages. I stadied my breathing and tried to act as natural as possible, not wanting to make it awkward. He was my neighbor after all, and our parents were friends. I still had to see him on Saturdays when my mom or his step mom make dinner for everyone. However that didn't stop my pussy from pulsing. Not my fault exactly.

Why the fuck was he coming towards me?

"Oh...Hi, Billy!" I tried to act friendly but it seemed that he took every kind gesture as flirting. Or was that my mind making up it's own scenarios?

Wide grin spread across his face, completely changing his features. "Hello," he squatted down to meet my eyes, "Just wanted to tell you i'll be coming over after my shift here. I won't stay long, don't worry." He smiled even wider, and i swear I felt my ovaries shift. "Your dad told me to pick up some important papers, or something like that and bring them to my father."

"Yeah, no problem. I think i'll be heading home soon, so i can find them for you." Breathe in breathe out, you whore. Stop thinking about him like that. I was certain he could read my mind right now and also thankful for summer heat. I could use it as an excuse because i'm pretty sure i'm burning inside out right now.

Also, i won't look down. I won't check out his abs, and i sure as hell am not looking at his dick. No way.

"See you then." Sun glasses covered his eyes so i couldn't see them properly but i swear he shifted his gaze all over me. Dear God. I just think of my mother and how horrified would she be if she saw my thoughts right now.

He never stopped smiling as he got up and strode away. I took a moment to appreciate his ass. Those swimming trunks did him justice. Damn. I was actually jealous. Okay i think that was enough. I jumped into water and stayed there, holding my breath until i felt like i was decent enough to get out. Without looking like a desperate whore that i am.

I put on white top that was nearly soaked and jean shorts, preparing to head home. I got on my bike and drove as quickly as i could because Billy's shift ended in thirty minutes and i wanted to take a shower before he comes. Also it was burning hot outside, which didn't help. I was touch starved and Billy appeared all wet and half naked. I really need to take care of myself when i get home.

I parked my bike and took off my top as fast as i could, shorts too. I was running in my dark green bikini over my front porch. Sorry neighbors.

When i got into shower, water was like a good old friend. I haven't even noticed how cold i actually was until hot water started pouring over me. My core was still aching to be touched.

Masturbation was my hobby and i think i was pretty skilled by now. I've done it so many times that i memorized where, how and how long to touch. I Started on my entrance which was soaking wet. I sticked one finger in it, then adding one more. With slow pace i started pumping my fingers causing my back to arch. Usually i do it slowly, but i had to be quick this time. I took the shower head and put on the highest pressure, placing it on my clit.

I had to bite back a moan. As water pressure massaged my clit, i continued to fuck myself with my fingers, faster and faster. I imagined Billy's fingers sliding in and out of me. Him slapping me. Biting. Choking.

I felt pressure building up in my lower stomach so i started rubbing my clit as fast as i could. Small whimpers left my mouth and i stoped as soon as i became too sensitive. I never understood how could someone get another orgasm so quickly. I never had the courage to try.

After actually taking a shower i put on my still wet white top and jean shorts from earlier. When i looked myself in the mirror i could see my nipples. Yes, the shirt was basically see-through, but it's gonna dry until Billy comes here.

My head was still dizzy from my shower session, but i felt as if i could do it again. On the kitchen counter. Or my bed. Or even—

Ding!

Shit. He's here. And then i remembered. THE PAPERS! Stupid, horny, bitch. I ran upstairs and into my parents' bedroom taking them and practically sprinting to the front door.

When i opened them, I was greeted with sapphire eyes and blond locks. Oh my... What would happen if i pulled him inside and told him to fuck me on the table?

"I would happily agree." Did i just...Did i just say that out loud. Oh no. No no no. Wait.

"You'd agree?" What?!

"You really think i came here just to get those fucking papers?" He raised an eyebrow and stepped inside, shutting the door.

"When i saw how flustered you looked when i approached you today...I was beginning to wonder..." He stepped closer. The fact that he was shirtless didn't help. "Would you complete fall apart if i touched you?" His finger grazed my cheek.

I think i need air. My mouth had gone dry and i could barely breathe. If he touched me? Like i imagined him touching me? I would pass out. I'm barely holding on right now.

"I changed my mind. I don't want table. I want shower." It just slipped. I don't know what has suddenly gotten into me. Need to be fucked, said one part of my brain.

His grin appeared once again, "Full of surprises."

"You still haven't seen anything. Now shut up and come here." I took his arm, feeling hard muscles beneath my palm, and pulled him towards me. Our lips crashed and i opened my mouth immediately to let his tongue in. He licked my bottom lip and then bit it, causing me to groan. I pulled back and kissed down his neck, to his collarbone, sinking my teeth into his skin. He inhaled sharply. Then i pressed my back to his chest and pressed him against the wall. He quietly laughed, but almost immediately stopped because i started grinding my ass on his crotch. He was already hard. God i want to take him right here.

What's stopping me? My parents aren't home, no one else could see us and he looked almost as desperate as me.

So i turned around and got down on my knees in front of him. His lips were gently parted, cheeks flushed, but i wanted to make him unravel. I pulled down his shorts and took his stone hard dick in my hand stroking it, not breaking eye contact. I grazed his tip with my thumb, then licked it. Slowly. He clenched his jaw, refusing to make a sound. I continued to lick him, full length, torturing him by my slow pace, while my panties were soaking wet. I swear i'm going to come again just by watching him like this.

I decided to finally take him in my mouth, but not fully. His jaw finally unclenched and he gripped my hair with his strong hands. Finally.

"If you want me to properly suck you, i'm going to need to hear your pretty voice." I blinked at him with my best impression of doe eyes. It seemed to work cause he threw his head back, swallowing hard.

I finally put his full length in my mouth sucking gently, trying not to bite too hard, while still using my teeth. Then he moaned. Mission successful. And that sound was the hottest thing i heard. I clenched my thighs together, trying to ignore my aching spot. He started breathing faster and i took it as my sign to stop.

He wanted to protest, but i got up. He stepped out of his shorts, so i took his toned arm and pulled him in the bathroom.

"Let's play a game," he suggested. "You," he put his hand over my throat, "Don't get to stop coming, until i let you." Oh God.

"Don't go too far, Hargrove."

"Never. Now sit and spread out for me."

I took off my jean shorts and sat on the edge of the bathtub, only in my panties and see-through shirt. Now he was kneeling, my legs caging him. He looked at me innocently and started touching my clit over my panties. My mouth fell open. I waited too long. Or at least it felt like it. He took my underwear and pulled it up, still massaging me.

"Holy shi—," my eyes went to the back of my skull and i let out embarrassingly loud moan. He then moved my panties to the side and sticked two fingers in me.

"Stand up." He might as well told me to fucking fly. I don't trust that i'm capable of doing that. "I said stand up, or i'm stopping and leaving right now." I do as he says.

With his fingers still in me, his mouth lowers on my stomach and starts placing little kisses all over it. When he reached my most sensitive area i put my hand over my mouth, caging my groans.

He licked from my entrance to my clit, atopping there and applying most pressure with his tongue, while also working me with his fingers. I never came so quickly in my life. But instead to stop, he kept going, only this time rubbing my sensitive clit.

My legs started to give out at this point so he sat me down on the bathtub again and started licking like he's fucking starved.

And another orgasm started building up in my lower stomach. "Bi‐Billy!" I bit down on my hand, stopping myself before i wake up the whole neighborhood.

"Good girl. Let's do one more." Oh no.

"I don't think i can. It's too‐ it's too mu—"

"You'll manage, don't worry. Now turn around."

I turned so my back was to him, legs in the bathtub. He took the showerhead and turned on the water. The pressure i put on while masturbating was still there. He smiled. No, no, no.

Without a warning he placed it on my clit and i screamed. I fucking screamed. It was too much and he knew it. I gripped his arm, digging my nails into it.

Tears formed in the corners of my eyes, "Billy, stop, I can't—"

And he stopped. I sighed in relief, but it was too soon. He took me in his arms and led me to the kitchen counter. He bend me over it and gently parted my legs with his knee.

"It'll be over soon. Take a deep breath." And he buried himself into me. I cried out, gripping on the cold stone. His another thrust came even more violently.

"You see? It wasn't that hard now, was it?" He quickened his pace, making my head spin. I swear i'm going to pass out. I felt him everywhere. I felt every inch of his dick in me and it fucking hurt but it also felt so good.

I yelped and he pulled my hair, seizing my throat once again. My vision became blurry as he thrusted once more before pulling out and starting to fuck me with his fingers again. I decided to give him a handjob so he could finish. I was at least capable of doing that.

I came again, thanks to his fingers, and shortly after that he did too. I could barely stand straight.

Gripping the counter i gave him a weak smile, "Get those papers, would you?"

[kimoralov3]

preschool teacher george

a/n: so me and jess (@arkofblake) do a lot of slides nights and tonight (like a week ago when this is being posted) we gave different characters jobs and i was like omg george would be the perfect preschool teacher and now here i am furthering these delusions also in case you haven't noticed both the twins, sirius, and remus have been added to the list of characters i write for

warnings: george with children, children in general, reader is referred to as auntie, swearing

ok so usually your sister would drop off your niece at school

but today she ended up having to go in super early because of an emergency, so you offered to take maisie to school today

the school is like a few blocks away from her house so the two of you just walk there

obviously she's like 4 so you walk her to her classroom

and you're saying your goodbyes, and you're literally like 2 seconds from leaving when she's like "wait, let me introduce you to my favorite teacher!"

she's off before you can even respond

so you just stand there for a few minutes, waiting on her to come back

you were expecting her to come back with a sweet little old lady or something

imagine your surprise when she comes back holding the hand of a very tall, very handsome man

"auntie, this is mr. weasley, mr. weasley, this is my auntie!"

the two of you make eye contact and you give him a little wave

"ah, so you're the famous aunt that little maisie is always talking about? well it's a pleasure to meet you!"

he holds his hand out for you to shake and of course you do because it would be rude not to???

"it's nice to meet you as well! maisie says that you're her favorite"

the two of you chat for a few minutes and the whole time he literally cannot take his eyes off of you

maisie has literally run off somewhere to play with her friends and the two of you are still making small talk

eventually another one of the teachers comes over and gently reminds him that he needs to get back to work

before he leaves he asks if you're going to be picking maisie up today and you say yes without hesitation

even though you haven't asked her mother yet whoops

but the two of you exchange a few words of goodbye before you practically SPRINT back home

when your sister gets home you're like "why didn't you tell me maisie's teacher was hot as shit"

and she's just fucking laughing at you because you're so upset over this (as you should be because hiding george weasley from someone?? criminal)

and that's when you remember that you promised that you'd pick up maisie today

ofc she let's you because she is finding this way more amusing than she should

so you best believe that you are outside that classroom at 3:30 sharp

it seems like george has also been waiting for this moment because he decides to personally walk maisie out today

when he sees you his whole demeanor brightens up

he talked his coworkers to death about how pretty you were, so when you came to pick up maisie they handle all the other kids so the two (three) of y'all can talk amongst yourselves

a/n: i ran out of ideas but i WILL be coming back to this because it is simply too cute