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#omg guys stop being french yall are scaring the kids
schnitzelsemmerl · 5 months
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Based on a convo i had with my dear child Rae:
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Hamilton: -et il dit toujours "français pas ci, français pas ça!" J'AI EN MERRE DE CEL IDIOT FRANÇAIS!
Boleyn: Mon ami, que la reine d'Angleterre te donne quelques conseils!
Boleyn: Tu voles son mari. >:)
Hamilton: ...
Hamilton: continuent
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Translation:
Hamilton: and he's always like "French this, French that!" I AM SICK OF THAT FRENCH IDIOT!
Boleyn: my friend, let the ✨️Queen of England✨️ give you some advice!
Boleyn: go steal his husband >:)
Hamilton:
Hamilton: continue
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taegyuun · 4 years
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random headcannons with riki <3
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genre: whatever comes to my mind about the one and only nishimura riki :D
warnings: swearing
note: i wrote this during my french and religious studies class so if parts of it doesn’t make sense it’s bc i had to listen to french and something about christianity and jesus LMAOO - i am also aware that this may seem similar to @emgene post that was not my intention i think we just had similar ideas
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hes on his phone 24/7 like a true gen z but he NEVER replies to texts
probably leaves you on seen most of the time
i think the only time he replies to your texts is simply bc he wants smth or hes stuck somewhere
“riki i’m off shopping and then going to a café want to come?” - you 3 weeks ago
“alright” - riki today.
it’s a pain but well what can you do
sometimes you will literally call him bc he still hasn’t answered your text and he’s like “what” AND YOURE JUST STOOD AT HIS DOOR LIKE “NISHIMURA. ANSWER MY DAMN TEXTS” so he ends the call and replies with “ok”
as annoying as it is with him not replying
i feel like hes really really good on the phone?
like he always keeps the conversation going and he’s super sweet to talk to
me thinks niki hates texting but loves being on the phone with you
when you two go shopping together it’s so cute plssss
omg i have this specific imagine in mind where you’re like pushing the shopping cart and hes got his hands in his coat pockets while standing near you
and you’re like looking at the products and he just follows your lead bc babi confused
STOP THATSKAIFOAOROW IM GONNA EXPLODE
whenever you’re doing smth he will sneak up behind you and scare you
it’s his entertainment
randomly appears in your house out of nowhere
you go for days not seeing him and then he just waltzes into your room like it’s nothing
casually says “hey” before laying down on your bed and going back to his phone
at first you were like “what the fuck is going on and how did you get in” and he’d just be like “door”
after a while you got used to it and never get surprised when you hear your door opening
when you’re alone hes pretty clingy
idk he just loves you a lot ok
and he doesn’t get to see you that often bc of his super super busy schedule so whenever you’re alone he just melts and clings to you
that’s probably why he storms into your room and house at random times
your parents are completely fine with it tbh
he has them wrapped around his finger LOOOOOL
but when you’re with other people... he acts like he hates you
nah i’m kidding
hes exactly the same just not as cuddly bc he doesn’t feel like getting teased bc teasing the members is his job not the other way round >:(
if you’re laying down on your bed he probably crawls onto the bed before just falling down on top of you
why? you may be asking?
well
idk tbh
he probably just does it bc he likes annoying you but he’s also close to you at the same time
hes a clingy sleeper everyone knows that
when he sleeps with you hes just gonna CLING to you for dear life
if you do need to get out somehow just tickle him or violently push him off idk you decide which one sounds better
even in his sleep he’ll let go LOL
but it’ll probably wake him up and when he sees that you’re getting out of bed and leaving him he’ll whine and bc he’s still half asleep he’ll probably be whining in japanese stop that’s so CUTE and just try and bring you back down to bed :(((
he’ll probably force you to lay back down and then just wrap his arms super tightly around you and bury his face in your neck and kiss your neck softly like i said in my niki as bf bc he loves you oh so much :(
teaches you japanese if you don’t know the language and you teach him yours !!
definitely teaches you the swear words first or like really rude things and tell you they mean shit like “i like flowers” LMFAOO
jay will be just standing there like 👁👄👁 but doesn’t say anything bc he likes seeing both of you so happy and he doesn’t want to ruin rikis fun :(
tickles you
he’ll come up behind you and back hug you and while he’s got his arms around you he just TICKLES AWWW THATS SO CUTE
loves seeing you smile and laugh
it’s his goal in life to see you smiling
and the fact that hes the reason behind it??? oh my god he can’t help but smile super wide himself
definitely teaches you how to dance
if you didn’t already know how to hes gonna make sure that by the end of the month you know how to move like a dancer
if you ARE a dancer he’ll teach you the hardest dances he can possibly think of LOOOL
omg yall dancing would be so cute stop
will laugh at you if you have 2 left feet ofc theres no denying that
but will also be a great teacher
the members are your guys’ no. 1 supporters
they love your relationship so much
it makes them super happy to see their youngest so so happy bc of a single person
they can see when hes more upset bc you’re not there and it breaks their heart
so they always try their hardest to get you to be there and vice versa
you’re always at dance practices
and yes he does try just that bit harder to make his dances look even better bc he wants you to be impressed by him
and no matter the dance you’re always in awe bc how does someone move like that
he likes being praised by you
it makes him warm inside
so pls praise him a lot
not too much tho bc it’ll get to his head LMFAO
one this that he will love doing that he finds really cute and domestic is doing homework together
he did say he missed going to school and having a normal school life so if you let him do your homework with you he’ll love you forever
he lays his head on your lap and doesn’t even realise he’s doing it
you’re just on your phone and he lays down and gets comfy
he only realises what he did when you start playing with his hair or when you move his head so you can get up or whatever
but once you sit back down you make sure to but his head back into your lap bc BABY
definitely turns red and hides his face in your tummy :(( or if he’s feeling cool then he’ll pretend like he’s not bothered and if you ask him why he’s blushing he’ll be like “blushing??? pffftttt! me?? never!” and jjst goes back to his phone but you know better
anyway i might add more to this when i get more ideas it’s just for the things that i imagine him doing but i don’t have enough ideas to make full scenarios out of them !
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