#omg draft post i forgot to post

[ria-starstruck]

imagine these were the gods who either actively created or had a hand in creating the planet you now lived on. what would u do

[stardustdiiving]

Everyone jokes about Zhongli being #old and not understanding internet meme culture but I really need to stress I think if you explained internet meme things to the Archons, Zhongli and Nahida would make “technically correct but hilariously out of touch with internet meme culture by virtue of being very well adjusted + offline” applications of internet terms in the Exact same way

Like if you explained the definition of “skrunkly” to Nahida what’s going to happen is while walking with her in the rainforest you’re going to hear her go “awww :) the skrunkly!” and turn around thinking she saw like, a cute animal or one of her Aranara or something only to realize she is referring to a specific species of plant she spotted that she thinks is nice

Meanwhile Hu Tao sends Zhongli a funny message and he responds with nothing but a very carefully taken photograph of a rock. And she is incredibly confused and after 5 minutes of decoding this goes “Zhongli are you…using this picture of a rock as a reaction image?” and Zhongli is like yes :) I am. And she’s like “why” so Zhongli sends her a very thoughtfully detailed message explaining he found this rock on a morning stroll outside the harbor and thought it has a very “humorous and engaging shape” and had little flecks of color that reminded him of a kind of jewelry accessory that was popular in Liyue 300 years ago that was often a gesture of good humor and friendship, so he found it “a good choice of image to use in a humorous interaction with a companion”

And Hu Tao is just like okay thanks Zhongli you are so interesting. Makes sense. (She thought it was just bc the rock was kind of shaped like a laughing face if you squinted)

[trensu]

It's Will that gives him the idea.

"we don't really celebrate father's day anymore," he had said awkwardly, "but I can't hang out anyway."

"why not?" Dustin demanded. He was gonna end up bored and alone because he didn't celebrate the holiday and everyone else had plans. he had been counting on Will to keep him company.

"I'm gonna get Jonathan a new record and I want to listen to it with him," he said.

"can't he get his own records? C'mon, we could go to the arcade or something."

"no, Dustin," his tone took on a stubborn edge that made Dustin pause. "He's my brother and I love him, and he's the only guy besides Bob who's ever even tried to look out for me. So I'm sorry but I'm gonna be busy on Sunday."

Dustin didn't argue after that but it did get him thinking which is why on Sunday morning he biked all the way over to Loch Nora and started banging on Steve's door.

"what do you want, Henderson?" Steve sighed the most dramatic put upon sigh Dustin had ever heard.

"you're not my dad--"

"wow you really are genius!"

"shut up, shut up, listen to me!"

"okay, geez, I'm listening."

"you're not my dad and I don't want you to be my dad. I don't even really want a dad! Lots of dads aren't even that great and my mom already has the single parent thing down. But you taught me how to do my hair and how to talk to girls - even though that advice sucked, I didn't need it to get Suzie at all - and you're gonna teach me how to drive--"

"woah, hey, no I never said I'd do that, wh--"

"--and you've saved my life but I think we're even because I've saved your life too."

"Henderson don't you have anything better to do than harass me in my own home?" Steve said. he was using that exasperated tone he got when he knew he wasn't keeping up with what was going on but didn't want to admit it.

"actually no I don't but I'm here for a reason," he reached into his backpack and took out the gift he clumsily wrapped with scraps of brown paper bags. He shoved it into Steve's hands. "You're basically the only adult male figure in my life. And I appreciate you."

Steve squinted at the gift and then at Dustin and at the gift again before he said fussily "is this a prank? If something gross explodes from this, I swear to god, I'll--"

"Just open it, Steve!"

"Fine, fine, keep your shirt on," Steve said and tore off the paper. He blinked and in a softer tone said, "Oh."

"I don't know if you even like making models but I know you love cars and this kit looked just like yours, so yeah."

Steve stared at the kit some more. Dustin started to fidget. It was always better to be honest with your feelings but maybe this was too much for Steve. Maybe Steve didn't like him as much as Dustin did. Steve was not as enlightened about these things as Dustin.

"I've never made a model before."

Dustin hunched his shoulders and tried not to feel stupid or hurt. He should have expected this. They weren't even related. This was probably too weird. He reached out to take the gift back.

"it's fine, I can return it, whatever."

Steve raised the kit out of Dustin's reach.

"Hey, this is mine," he said.

"you don't even like it!"

"I never said that! I'm just gonna need a dweeby little nerd to help me build it. You know anybody like that?" Steve asked, batting his eyes innocently.

"you're such a dick," Dustin grumbled, fighting back a grin.

"watch your language!"

"shut up, you're not my dad."

Steve laughed as Dustin shoved his way into the house. Hours later, after much shouting and ribbing and one incident of spilled paint, a small model of the beemer was left to dry while Steve forced Dustin to watch the baseball game on TV with him. It wasn't the worst thing ever, and after Steve mentioned the statistics involved, it got way more interesting ("of course you'd like the math part, you weirdo" "you don't understand the stats do you" "shut up and watch the game, Henderson"). When the paint was dry, Dustin followed Steve upstairs and watched him carefully and deliberately place the model between a couple of sports trophies.

"yeah, I guess it looks pretty cool," Steve said with exaggerated nonchalance. "Now beat it, kid. your mom's gonna freak if you're not home when she gets back from work."

"can you give me a ride?"

"ugh, fine."

Dustin grinned. This had been, hands down, the best father's day ever. From the look on Steve's face when he placed the model, Dustin was pretty sure he agreed.

[kaciidubs]

That's all very hot but what if I dominate Chan? What if I make him beg for me? What if I sit on his face? What if I'm the one in charge??? Huh,??? Christopher I'm gonna make you my little bitch

By all means, dominate him to your heart's content! I'm sure pretty boy over here won't have many complaints...

"What makes you think you deserve it?"

It felt like you'd asked him that question a hundred times, and each time he answered you gave him an inch of what he truly desired.

"P-Please, I've been a good boy- Channie's been a good boy, I haven't touched myself, I-I haven't looked at pictures or videos, please, Miss."

He was a babbling mess, at this rate he'd confess to things he didn't even do if it meant you'd give him even a second of your time.

And perhaps this time you were feeling generous, normally you would make him plead his case a bit more, but he wasn't about to argue when you finally lowered yourself onto his face; his tongue immediately diving between your folds as if it were his life's purpose.

"Jesus- Did they starve you while you were in Japan? It's not going anywhere."

Though, you knew your words were falling on deaf ears - and not just because your thighs all but muffled them - as he continued to fervently eat you out.

"Christopher, fuck, slow down!"

Your demand was simply met with a muffled moan as he lifted his head higher, drunk off the arousal coating his tongue the more he dipped it past your walls.

However, his blissful ignorance would be cut short with a hard tug to his hair, pulling his head back as you lifted yourself away from his sinful mouth.

"If you're going to be dumb slut and forget about your home training, I'll be happy to remind you of your place, brat."

Through the twist of pain on his face, you could clearly see the pleasure rolling in his eyes as he blinked up at you.

"'M sorry, Miss, I'll listen, I promise!"

"You better, or the only place that dick of yours is going is in a cock ring, you hear me?"

He nodded as best he could with your grip on his head, "Y-Yes, Miss!"

Letting him go, you let him get back to his previous task, albeit a bit slower and much more calculated than before - though, you knew him better than he knew himself, and even with the threat of punishment, he'd get off just the same, it was just about how long he'd want to play the game of obedience.

[unedited]

[terryfuckingturniptruck]

30. The Big Empty 🌌 🏜

Had fun with a new medium : watercolor gel crayons. 🎨🖍🖼

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

Hidden illustrations from the Über Update in 2011

(descriptions in alt text)

[hellrobin]

the significance of 42

so throughout spiderverse we see a lot of symbolism of the number ‘42’. it’s the number on the spider that bit miles, and it’s the number of the spider’s home dimension. there’s some of sneakily hidden 42’s around miles as well

this is drawn directly from the comics. although in the comics, miles’s spider isn’t from another dimension, it’s still labeled “42”. and it’s the lottery number that gets him into his school.

this isn’t just a random number either. the creator of miles, brian michael bendis, chose this number specifically because it was the number of jackie robinson, the first black major league baseball player… just like how miles was the first black spider-man

[cipherr]

[dreamertrilogys]

throwing up. this is exactly what the first day of class feels like

[sga-owns-my-soul]

sorry guys your blorbos can't go insane anymore microsoft says it's not inclusive :(

[thenamesblurrito]

i have way too many drafts it's making me uncomfortable so be prepared for uhhhhhhhhhh more reblogs than usual for me

[oldbutchdaniel]

oh so when jackie tyler spills a cup of tea into the tardis engine it heals the doctor and saves his life but when donna spills her coffee on the console it sets off a chain sequence of events that reawakens a great and ancient evil. talk about a double standard

[koshoe]

oct. 06 | happy birthday, kayano mikoto.

please tell me that it’s a mistake... that it’s a lie... that i’m right. i’ll forgive you if you tell me now.

[nightwhispcrs]

closed starter for @rainbowmuses ( tucker mccall & magnus bane ) / “which tree speaks to your soul ?” tucker asked as his gaze moved across the neatly tossed row of douglas fur pine trees . he continued along the icy path of dirt below before stopping in front of a specific tree . he turned a couple branches over with his hand , studying it like a piece of fine art .

[misscloudiedays]

Ok so

A bunch of AUs meet the Mickeys and Oswalds from each other's worlds

Who gets along the best with whom and who are... Not the most comfortable in this meetup?

*asks this as a way to figure all the AUs on this page because idk most of them but I enjoy it anyways :')*

Sooo....? *nervous smile*

There so many possible dynamics I’ll just do my best to say the aus (within Mickey/FNATI range)

There’s my version of fnati, basically fnati but I choose how stuff goes

Treasure apartments which I assumed you’ve seen

There’s the MonsterMick au

Memory recovery, similar to exe recovery where Mickey (Wednesday infidelity) has time to heal from everyone that happens in the WI mod but has memory loss which complicates things

“Not your wife” small but new au with some shapeshifting who takes the identity of someone wife and basically takes their place while their gone

“DreamerMickl” or how I usually refer to him, dreamer boy- au where dreamer boy wishes for a better life and knowingly swaps lives with the modern Mickey Mouse we all know

There’s TwinTied- not much has been done with it since it’s a Epic Mickey au and I’ve yet to finsh the game (working on that)

Treasure sanctuary, Au where all the toons are animals (mostly) like PN is still blue and white with drips coming out his body but he’s around normal mouse size and walks on all fours

Cloverthestar, the wannabe star clover (Mickey) and his buddies our out on the run

Plus funky fresh mice with Ricky hes special

That’s all I can remember rn??

[pearlpugly]

『can wang can can can?』 💃🤣🤣🤣 yes XD another fanart i can blame on discord XDD (specifically lovelettersunsent XD)