#omg cero thank you

[kandidandi]

Here's another horse for you <3

OHHH MY GOSH THE FACE ITS SO SQUISHED AWWW HEY BUDDY YOURE LOOKIN A BIT WINKY TODAY HEHEHE 💞💖💞💕💕💞💖

[oceansssblue]

>:]

Platonic bad batch omegaverse (O Crosshair and Wrecker, B Tech and A Echo n Hunter) all getting into parent mode when Omega meets them

Or if not

Echo learning one of his brothers (Crosshair or Wrecker- your choice) is an omega by seeing him get into heat and need to cuddle with everyone in his nest

Please and thank you <3

Loved your requests so far

Omg yes! bring it on with the omegaverse requests!! 🤩

I loved both of this ideas. The first one would take me more time to write though, so I decided to go with the second. Crosshair is a bit of an unusual Omega and alpha Echo is in for a lot of surprises. Remember I'm not a native english speaker and I'm not double checking this little omegaverse series (so sorry for any mistakes). Enjoy! And ty.

Xx, Blue.

"Part of the pack"

PLATONIC BAD BATCH (NO ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP)

WARNINGS: Heats and the usual omegaverse shit, minus the smutt cause they're all loving brothers here. Echo's insecurities. Crosshair's sharp tongue makes an ugly comment about Echo's disabilities once. Fluff, fluff, fluff. 💖

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Echo had been with the Batch for a month. He was still adapting; to his new squad, to his new body... To everything, really. It had been drastic; not only the way he had been forcebly and irreversably altered, but the change he had chosen upon himself at leaving his old team behind in a search for a new perspective. He loved Torrent; but Echo felt he no longer belonged with them, and it was difficult to try to move on from the horrors that had happened to him when they had his old self to constantly compare him to. He was not the same. He was painfully aware of it. With Clone Force 99, he had no history; he could start from cero, a clean state. And it had worked surprisingly well.

Echo had grown up to admire them; and care for them further than the polite respect and compassion often shown to other clones. They had welcomed him with open arms; inmediately integrated him on their missions –not like a side-guest, but as a equal, fundamental part of the strategy–, and for all they could be annoying and loud, they quickly learnt when to give him some space too. Echo didn't think they saw him as family yet; but at least they didn't think of him as a stranger anymore.

The dynamic between them worked fairly well. Echo had received no formal second genre presentation; but he had catched on to them by now. Hunter was the only alpha; as was usual in positions of lidership. He was confident and firm; eyes always scanning around to make sure everyone was safe. Wrecker was an omega. At first, Echo had thought his size and strenth would inevitably push him into the alpha category; but the first few days on his presence had told him otherwise. He was incredibly affectionate, constantly brushing hands over backs and patting shoulders –if not plainly hugging–; and he seeked validation from his brothers more often than not, never wanting to dissapoint anyone. His face always brightened up when his job was praised. Tech and Crosshair had to be betas; their personality was neither here nor there, being their own brand of confident but adaptative, unbothered and independent. Echo was an alpha himself; though his feromones had diminished drastically after Skako Minor, and with him calmly accepting Hunter's leadership he didn't know wether the rest of the squad believed him to be so. They had never asked; and he had never felt the need to point it out.

There was a good balance between them; so Echo got impossibly confused when things suddenly started to go south. It started with Crosshair; as most of them did. His abrassive quietness was often the detonant to small arguments between the brothers; this, though, was something else. It was progressive; the way Crosshair seemed to grow more and more irritated and jumpy as days passed by. It came to the point were he hissed at everything; brow often furrowing in frustration and eyes shooting daggers everywhere.

Echo had somehow gotten free from the harsh treatment at first; but soon enough, Crosshair's words got to him as well. Echo had only wanted to help.

"I don't need you hovering around me" Crosshair hissed, fingers still clenching tightly around the heavy box he had been asked to carry to the Marauder. "In case you haven't noticed, I have two optimal functioning hands. How the fuck did you think you could move this better than me with just the one?"

The agression was so sudden and unexpected Echo couldn't do anything else but to blink, paralised, eyes filling with quiet hurt. Hunter was the one to react for him.

"Crosshair!" He barked, expresion filling with fury. "Watch your tongue!"

The sniper glared at him and dissapeared onto the ramp of the ship, hands trembling from the effort of carrying the heavy weight. Hunter sighed and tiredly turned towards him.

"Don't listen to him. He's a bit sensitive this days".

Echo nodded, not really knowing what to say. Wrecker, who had been carrying his own two boxes of supplies, pouted sadly. He abandoned them on the floor, and then envolped Echo's figure in a carefull, comforting hug.

"He'll be back to normal in a week. He just doesn't know how to cope with himself sometimes" Wrecker whispered, slowly releasing him and stepping back, eyes worried.

Echo didn't understand quite well what was he talking about; but he sighed and smiled if only to soothe the concerned omega. Wrecker smiled back and returned to work.

The alpha glanced back to where Crosshair had dissapeared a few seconds ago. He felt there was something else going on.

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He found out exactly what just two days after the incident. Crosshair had decided to fight his grumpiness in silence; spending the whole day on his bed in Clone Force 99's barrack room. Though he appeared to try to be resting, he had grown more restless in the last handful of minutes; constantly squirming around in bed and huffing in annoyance. At last, he had apparently had enough; and stood up with slightly wobbly legs that dragged him to Hunter's bunk.

"It's impossible to sleep there. It's just not right" he muttered, dejectedly, almost irritated with himself for the lack of sleep.

Hunter answered calmly.

"I know. Should we built it in the floor again?"

Crosshair nodded –Echo noticed he looked almost relieved– and Hunter was up in a blink, dragging his matress down to the center of the room and signaling the rest of his brothers to do the same. Echo watched in surprise how Tech abandoned his inseparatable datapad to watch the other two attentively. Wrecker gathered all of the blankets and pillows and left them on top of the three joined matresses; Crosshair inmediately setting onto reorganizing them. Echo watched as he analised each item for minutes; finding them a place for only to frown and change them to somewhere else. After fifteen minutes or so, the objects had adopted a circular disposition, in what almost looked like... Echo's eyes widenned at the realisation. A nest. Crosshair had built a nest.

The sniper nodded in satisfaction and looked up at Hunter; quietly tilting his head. Hunter examined his job and smiled.

"Looks good and comfy" he agreed, and Crosshair almost preened.

Echo could do nothing more than to observe the scene unfold.

"Where do you want us to stay?" Hunter asked, his voice more soft and gentle than Echo had ever heard before, and Crosshair hummed in thought.

"Hunter" he patted the place closest to him, at his right.

"Wrecker" he pointed to the other side.

"Tech" he signaled a spot right in front of him.

Everyone stepped into the nest and took their place next to the omega. Echo was still processing that fact; Crosshair was an omega.

The sniper hummed happily. He had his nest, he had his brothers, he was safe. Hunter's arm reached around him in a half hug and for once he didn't shy away from it; but leaned on him. He closed his eyes with a sigh. He could finally relax.

Echo sat down from his place at the corner of the room; his back against the wall. It was a lot to take in; he hadn't had the chance to even see this dynamics with the Batch before, and he definitely hadn't expected Crosshair to be nothing but an alpha or beta. Such a shock... But it made sense now. Like Wrecker had tried to tell him before, Crosshair had been acting so abrassive because he was annoyed and irritated at his inner needs, at the possibility of showing weakness. He was a complex person; and very reserved.

Soon, though, Crosshair actual heat started. He grew warmer, feverish, and started to tremble uncomfortably. He whimpered and pushed his nose against Hunter neck; muscles imposibly tense.

"Hurts" he told him, voice muffled against his shoulder, eyes tightly shut.

Hunter hummed and played with his hair.

"I know" he whispered back.

After a painful half an hour, Tech prompted the omega to drink some water and nibble on a nutribar. Crosshair did everything without opening his eyes, hands clenched over his lower stomach, where his insides seemed to be wanting to destroy him now. The omega grew dizzy; babbling and muttering things here and then. Echo didn't move an inch throughout all of it; though his inner alpha was screaming to go to comfort him as well.

Suddenly, Crosshair blinked awake and glanced at him, almost as if he had remembered he was still there. He whispered something to Hunter; something he couldn't hear. Echo supposed he was uncomfortable showing this side of himself in his presence; and was asking the sargeant to make him leave.

"Echo" Hunter's voice called him. "Come sit behind Crosshair".

Echo's mouth fell open. His eyes traveled down to Crosshair; who whined and pressed himself closer to the alpha at his side.

Crosshair wanted him to join the nest as well?

"Don't make me repeat myself" Hunter warned, and Echo shooked himself from his surprise, hesitantly stepping inside the omega's nest and slowly lowering himsef onto the matress behind Crosshair, metal legs bracketing the man's thighs.

To his utter shock, Crosshair sighed and leaned back onto his chest; not worrying about the hard surface of his chest plate, but humming in delight. Echo stared at him and tempted his luck, gently caressing one of Crosshair's shoulders with his hand. He smelled sweet, though there was a hint of spice in the mix, a bit unusual for an omega. But by the way he was curled between them, he definetly was one.

"There, there, all good now" Hunter soothed him, looking at his brother with a soft smile.

Crosshair agreed with another hum.

"Pack" he whispered, surrendering to sleep again, pain lessed and ignored with his family around him, fully completed now.

The boys eyes traveled to Echo's; smiling warmly at the teary surprise there. Tech nodded, confirming Crosshair's words. Hunter squeezed his shoulder, and Wrecker tried to hug them all at the same time.

Echo was the happiest alpha of the world.

THE END.

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[cerosin-bis]

Hello Cero :3 big thanks to you for typing and drawing so much life into characters you barely see otherwise <3 I absolutely love your work.

Could you maybe give us like, like a journal entry, on how KruegerNikto day goes from wake up to bedtime, if there is no mission for them? You may add or do not add specific things, like seggs or episodes of mental illness bc I would assume that doesn't happen every day.

Thanks again for giving me things to look forward to :'>

Omg that's a fun ask… First of all thank YOU for your kind words I'm glad you like what I do and look forward to it 🥺♥

On an off day... mmh... actually an off day is a day where kn aren't necessarily joined at the hip I think. Krueger will be up around 5AM and either go jogging or stay in bed. Perhaps snuggle up to Nikto and fall back asleep. Nikto usually sleeps like a rock through half of the morning (paying off that sleep debt).

Nikto's days are paced by frequent smoke breaks. If he has no obligations, chances are he will forget to eat unless he's with his team, so he tends to stick with them if Krueger isn't around. He'll go to the gym too, because Nikto needs to do something (if he doesn't do anything he has time to think and if he has time to think THEN he might spiral). It usually rallies his whole team as well 😌 now all of the Spets are in the gym hogging every equipment.

Krueger is more prone to actually relax and laze around. He'll play cards or board games with Yegor and Syd, watch a movie or a series with Farah and/or Rodion, quite literally just. socialise. Though if Golem is off too, then Krueger is nowhere to be seen because he'll immediately go manifest himself into his field of view and they'll chat and smoke a blunt.

Krueger just comes back to nikto's room in the evening, whether it's before or after him. And he's bringing snacks because Nikto needs to eat more than he does.

[cero-sleep]

Hi, Happy Birthday, Cero!! ✨ Hope you have a good one! <3

OGI?????? OMG?????? THIS IS SO SOFT AND CUTE I'M 😭😭😭 THANK YOU SM!!!!

[embersofhope-if]

IM SOOO HYPEEEEE OMG!! I cant waiiit: okey, now my fanboying phase has ended, lets talk about the characters:

Me, an intelectual, reading about Ash: YES, YESS, YESSS… NO, NOO, NOOOOOOOOOO

Why? WHY? You have like cero reasons to put Ash in the character section to make us hope, and then, kill that hipe without hesitation, like, chill bro. CHILL We haven't even started the story, you don't have to make us cry yet

Me, someone without capacity of preservation reading about Creon: red flag? YAASS QUEEN slay, red has always been a color that has suited me 👁️🫦👁️ so i guess i have someone to simp in this story thanks! (you kill take away my healthy relationships? Okey, then the worst one must choose, i even dont know Ash, and yet i miss him :( my gay ass cant with so much angst) oh taht reminds me, I guess Mc can die, so, there will be Pov of our dearest when they see our death? Like, our family/Weaver/Creon? (And idk if we have someone else who worries about Mc HAHAHAA)

Weaver: Im SO curious about this character… i really don’t know what to say about them, but their concept can be soooo good and I really want to k ow more about them

Soren (daddy? Sorry, daddy? Sorry daddy? Sorry: This will be a complex character, or at least i think he will be, someone so stoic and a puppet of the Capitolio hated by his own people and yet so emotional about his child… uff, that makes me think one thing, why people choose mc to go and no their father? I mean, we are so hated? And if we are hated, is because our father or because we did things that makes the town so hateful towards Mc?

I mean, I guess choosing mc is a way to causing pain to the whole family, but if they don’t really hate Mc, or if Mc didn’t really make something to deserve all the hate, they could simply choose Soren to go, no?

Well, sorry for all the mumbling, im so hyped for this to come and well, I guess I got too excited, Do you have a schedule you want to follow or something like that? Thanks for your attention!! <3

yall are going to be so mad at me but i had originally planned for Ash to actually be alive and be Mcs lover back home, but then i decided that i wanted to make it sad and killed them. Oopsies🤭

The lack of faith you guys have in Mcs ability to win makes me laugh so much. They're not completely helpless guys they do have some skills. There will be other Povs throughout the story. Will they specifically be Mcs death? who knows (it's me I know)

And the people of District 8 couldn't vote Mcs Father into the games because hes over the age of 18. They're putting Mc in to hurt him and make sure he feels the pain and fear that they have all felt. Mc didn't do anything themselves to piss everyone off but they're the only one from the Vesper family who was young enough to actually participate in the games. If Mcs sister was still eligible they wouldve put her in too☝️

I don't have a schedule for this If rn I've been focused on writing chapter 2 for my other game. This one is more of a side project but I'm sure there will at least be a short demo out before the end of June. Or I could wait till July 4th and post it on reaping day😏

[chaotikanvas]

Aaaaaa omg thank you so much ;o;!!!

Spreading the love!

@beps-brainrot @naffeclipse @lavenoon @zelda7999 @justfangirlstuffs @shiny-plum @clxckwork-sun-n-moon, @sanchensky @kibbits @piixelpaint @cero-sleep @themeeplord

And all the wonderful friends and people I've interacted with in this community! You all have my best wishes for this next year! <3

2023 is coming to an end so this is my annual I love my online friends so fucking much you wouldn't believe me if I told you post.

[ishikawayukis]

sometimes i think i’m too deep in this kpop thing and then i look at twitter and realize nah i’m ok

[carletes]

So the question (omg I'm so scared) so the thing started with that story you have about Carlando having sex while being high (it's your only story that I've not read), I have 0 problems with that story because you put the drug fact on the warning so my problem is with one chapter in ¡Revolución! that there is weed implied and, listen Hibs, you have no idea how bad I feel after reading that and well of course it's not your fault, I'm sure you did it with the best intentions because you are such a nice person but I have a big trauma with smoke and everything related to drugs because of a thing that happened in my family like 2 years ago and when someone talks about that or I read something about that all those memories come back and I literally want to cry, so my only petition is that please (you don't have to, this is your profile and your stories and I have cero power here) could you put a warning before you metion something related to that topic. Hibs, your stories made me feel so good always (except for the small things I've said) and I hope I haven't say anything offensive before ❤❤❤

Thank you for telling me! I should have thought about this, my apologies. Yes, I promise, I’ll be sure to note when I refer to drugs in the future ❤️ I’m sorry you had to experience that. Please don’t feel stupid or bad! Thank you for being honest. I’ll try to do that with all my posts as well. Please take care of yourself!

(to everyone else: please let me know if you have other triggers that you'd like me to put up front!!)

[cailinsch]

@doncvans said: ‘ what are you doing here? ’

Su anatomía giró lentamente hacia donde provenía la voz del masculino, una pequeña y apenada sonrisa adueñándose de sus labios. No debía estar ahí, pues ya era tarde y aquella ni siquiera era su fraternidad. ‘ Uhm... Estoy buscando a alguien, ’ se limitó a replicar, mordisqueando su labio inferior con nerviosismo. ‘ ¿Tu sabes si Anzhelm está en su habitación? ’ Después de un par de segundos se atrevió a cuestionar.

[psyche-bat]

Arcana OC asks! What inspired you when you were creating Lenna? Have you come up with any original lore to help flesh out their backstory?

OMG! An ask! I’ve never answered a question before so I hope it’s ok and not too long ^^U

To be honest, I didn’t think about Lenna until I played Muriel’s route, which was almost the last one along with Lucio’s. I had read mostly about his fear of hurting people (specially the apprentice), all the pain he suffered during his life and the small things that made him quite happy, so I got this weird idea on my head: What if the apprentice was too strong for Muriel to hurt them? What if the apprentice was so mentally or physically broken and used to pain, that could understand that need for space? What it they reminded him of something he likes?

That was pretty much the start. About her, I might say she’s pretty extroverted and kind, with a strong sense of humor and cero etiquette. Yet she shows this apathic side of her most of the time, trying to avoid bonding with people, as this fear of losing her loved ones, remains inside her, even after her death. She respects silence but can��t live silently. Plays the guitar and sings all day; her slave days gave her enough experience to love and protect her freedom and her own space, so she pretty much knows when it’s bad to push someone boundaries. Regarding her body, Lenna is almost as tall as Julian; she is strong and her bone estructure is big too: big back, big hips, big tighs, (even though I struggle to draw it accurately, i must admit). The color of her eyes and hair are the same of forget-me-not flowers… just a whim I wanted to help come true. This part is about 30% of her personality and exists in a way, thanks to Muriel.

The other 70% I would say comes from music. Her entire life revolves around music and her memories could be told through songs. Gipsy Kings is one of my favourites bands and while listening to them, those songs gave me this image of a powerful woman dancing flamenco next to the fire, among her partners, singing along the sound of a guitar. I didn´t want to be too specific about an etnicity or culture in particular; I would say that gipsy culture was a start to it, but then it transformed itself and ending up mixing with spanish culture and a little bit of my own latin american roots.

So about her past, she was a nomad, travelling in a caravan with her father, during Lucio’s military campaign. They were headed to Vesuvia, to start over, in a shop they had recently inherited. Mercenaries attacked the caravan, killed the adults and took all the children as slaves. She was trained as a dancer to entertain powerfull men involved in war but because of her agressiveness, she was usually hard to handle. She fell in love with another girl and they tried to escape but were discovered. Her lover was killed and an agonizing Lenna lost control of herself, showing her magic at all her might. She killed the guards and her captors; and recovered two sacred daggers that belonged to her father.

After that, she travelled on her own for a while, dancing, playing guitar and singing to get some money for her journey, sometimes even stealing from other people. She got to Vesuvia looking for this shop and someone who would help her to control her recently discovered powers. She met Asra, and everything that follows is pretty much history…

There are so many things to say but I don’t want to make it too long, so I hope it’s good enough! Thanks again for asking :D

[lost-midnight-flower]

I was tagged by the lovely as ever @bitoftaewithsugaandkookie Thank you so much!!!

rules: Using the first letter of your name, answer each of the following questions. The answers must be real and only one word. If the person who tagged you had the same first initial, you must use different answers; no utilizing words twice. Tag 15 people when finished.

Name: Desirée

A four letter word: Dark

A boy’s name (not your own): Daniel

A girl’s name (not your own): Diana

An occupation: Doctor

A color: Denim (I had to look this up..)

Something you wear: Diadem

A food: Dates

Something found in the bathroom: Dental floss

A reason for being late: Door shut behind you and you had to force your way back in to get your car keys hahaha

You shout: Damn!!

A movie title: Days of Future Past

Something you drink: Daiquiri

A music group: DAY6

A street name: Doornstraat (this is in Dutch, my brain is too tired to think of an English street name lol)

An animal: Dog

A car: Dacia

Title of a song: De Cero - CNCO

Omg this was a whole lot harder than I thought it would be *shocked face*

I tag: @shadeistic @loveliveswithin euhm.... I don’t have 15 people who I can tag... whoops

[cerosin-bis]

just want to let you know cero

from your nikto music taste post. you just convert me to a death grips fan(their music just hit some part of my hearing that i don’t know that it exists, i love it) thank you so much!! I haven't had feelings for an artist like this for a long time. (since porter robinson and brakence actually)

tysm❤️❤️

DUDE OMG... I'm so happy to read this especially given that Death Grips is usually a huge hit or miss and well, I love them and imagine Nikto (and Ghost btw) listening to them but... that's projecting, sort of. I'm super glad you've found music you like in them. There's nothing quite like Death Grips! and discovering new music is always such a nice feeling. It's my greatest honour to have participated in that for you! thank you for letting me know 🥺♥

[cero-sleep]

Thank you for bringing so much birds on my dash cero

Even if i dont leave like or rb, i still appreciate them!!!👁️👁️

Omg ofc!! *goes to look for more birbs*

[shingeki-no-shitty-glasses]

For the ask: Armin Arlert (snk) and if you really want to procrastinate: Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Szayel :P

puuuh yes thanks for the ask! I’ll do all of them :3

Armin Arlert

Fav thing about him: that he’s not physically strong but that doesn’t matter because he makes up for it with intelligence and attentiveness. He’s good at seeing through people and is able to recognize their true motifs. I can relate to him a lot. Also: another small character that totally rocks!

Least fav thing: how he’s so self-conscious about not being strong enough and how he feels he’s just a drag to Mikasa and Eren. Makes me sad to just think about it. He’s so precious and important for them and for the entire story, he just needs some confidence!

Fav line: I don’t like the terms “good person” or “bad person” because it is impossible to be entirely good to everyone. To some, you are a good person, while to others, you are a bad person.(To Annie). So much truth in those words.

brOTP: EreMin, AruMika

OTP: JeArmin all the way

nOTP: idk, maybe RivaMin (in case that’s even a thing)

Random headcanon: I really love all childhood headcanons with the Shiganshina trio, and this one: During the time skip, Armin teams up with Hanji and works on weaponry, armour and battle tactics as to how they could defeat the shifters and marley. I imagine them having designed the new uniform together.

Unpopular opinion: idk if unpopular, but I think Armin will be super hot after the time skip. Hope we get to see him soon!

Song I associate with him: Everything in its right place by Radiohead. I think the band fits him in general.

Fav picture: aww look what a cinnamon roll :3 he deserves to be smiling like that all the time

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

Fav thing about him: That Aizen basically told him not to go, but he did it anyway and lost his entire Fracciones squad. Tosen had to bring him back like a disobedient little child. But seriously: I was with him all the way. Going against Aizen’s orders is awesome.

Least fav thing: How he kinda got off-screen killed (or is he alive?) in the manga. Maaaan I was so happy to see him and then he doesn’t even get a decent ending. Sure, I know the reasons why and everything, but it’s still super frustrating. The way he finished off Askin was awesome, though.

Fav line: I am the king. Love his confidence and hubris.

brOTP: GrimIchi (maybe not in canon, but maybe in an AU I can see it happen)

OTP: I ship GrimHime, GrimSzay, and GrimYumi (for the lulz)

nOTP: GrimIchi in a romantic sense, GrimUlqui

Random headcanon: I often imagine Gin and Ulquiorra, independently of each other, troll Grimmjow really hard because they know he can’t do anything about it as Aizen prohibited it. Grimmjow then is like this huge ball of rage and wants to blast them to pieces with his Cero but has to keep it together because getting punished by Aizen is horrible.

Unpopular opinion: I don’t think Ulquiorra and he have any kind of romantic chemistry whatsoever. Also, Grimmjow would not want to sleep with Ichigo. Fighting yes, but nothing more.

Song I associate with him: The Devil in I by Slipknot. I once wrote a fanfic about several Bleach characters and assigned all of them a song just like Tite Kubo did, and this was the one for Grimmjow. Kinda stuck with it.

Fav picture: I love love love his resurrecion form. So badass, and the pretty blue hair…

Nnoitra Gilga

Fav thing about him: His entire motif. Despair. How he wants to be the very strongest and best fighter but it doesn’t actually do anything for him when he wins because it just leaves him emptier than before. I’m kind of happy he failed to become the strongest, because it would only have left him in despair as his life would have been meaningless as soon as he would have reached his goal.

Least fav thing: how he treated Tesla. He could have at least shown a tiny glimpse of a more human side being a little nice to him. Poor boy. Also: What he did to Nel, Peche and Dondochakka. Omg. That was just super petty. He couldn’t beat her in fight so he played it dirty. Like a real man. Yeah. Also, he’s kinda sexist. But I still love him as a character.

Fav line: I wanna be cut so that my breath is gone before my body hits the ground. That’s the kind of death I wanna have.I’m so happy he got what he wished for. And that fight with Kenpachi is one of the most epic I’ve ever seen in anime.

brOTP: NnoiTes

OTP: NnoiSzay (I live for this pairing)

nOTP: NnoiNel (come on, just look what he did to her and then tell me he actually just wanted to get in her pants. Lol no.)

Random headcanon: I wrote an entire fanfic about Nnoitra and Szayel where they knew each other before Aizen came. They just wandered through the desert together and slaughtered everyone that crossed their way. They also have a messed up “romantic” relationship - Nnoitra once tried to prove to Szayel how much he appreciates him by piling up corpses, as many as he could find, to impress him. Needless to say Szayel was super impressed and used them for his twisted experiments. Aaah totally my kind of romance.

Unpopular opinion: that I don’t ship him with Nel is unpopular already I guess. But also: I love his hair. I think he’s kinda pretty for some reason, and praying mantis are super cool, I love his and Szayel’s animal themes the most.

Song I associate with him: Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson. Eerie but really cool.

Fav picture: I loved the scene where Kenpachi stabbed him thinking it would pierce his eye, but then Nnoitra revealed his hollow hole. Badass. Also: my fav hollow hole location.

Szayelaporro Granz

Fav thing about him: I love everything about him tbh. He’s my absolute favourite Espada. What I especially like is his butterfly motif, his aspect of death (madness) and the struggle for / with perfection. Just like with Nnoitra’s despair motif / struggle to be the strongest, Szayel strives for perfection but, as soon as he would achieve to be a perfect being, his life would be meaningless. Like Mayuri phrased it: perfection means standstill, but science is all about progress, so Szayel’s goal contradicts his profession / vocation. Loved that.

Least fav thing: not that he died and ended up in hell, I thought that was a reasonable ending for him, but the way how he died. Seriously, it was the cruelest death in all of bleach. Mayuri injected him with a poison that made him “super human” - he perceived the world as it were in slow motion because he was functioning at hyper speed. Then, Mayuri stabbed him with his sword and, because everything felt slow to Szayel, the pain and the process of dying seemed to last for a 100 years. Just imagine that. I feel so sorry for him! Yes I know he was an asshole and cruel and tortured Uryu and Renji and whatnot but maaaannn I loved him.

Fav line: When he said I don’t swing that way when Renji trapped him up close with his bankai. Eeehehe sure you don’t, suuuure. But you can deep-throat your entire sword, you know.

brOTP: SzayGin (I see them getting along well for some reason)

OTP: NnoiSzay, GrimSzay

nOTP: anything goes with Szayel^^

Random headcanon: Besides all his gruelsome experiments on living beings and the likes, he also loves to abuse chemistry and creates his very own drugs. Then he takes them (maybe shares some with Zommari lol) and gets all psychedelic and trippy. I think that would really fit his motif. Also: Every time somebody tries to mess with him, Szayel just does absolutely nothing (because fighting isn’t really his style) and lets Nnoitra settle it for him (because he loves fighting). Ah they‘re perfect for each other.

Unpopular opinion: That I think he’s crazy attractive? Idk, I just love pretty men.

Song I associate with him: E.T. by Katy Perry (but preferably the hardstyle remix by Onyx of that song). The whole supernatural poisonous sugar alien thing fits him really well I think.

Fav picture: he’s so evil yet so pretty :> And his release form is super gorgeous.

that was fun! Gotta love my precious Espada :3

xx Julien

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Todos los días se aprende algo nuevo. (¿quién dijo que “nuevo” es sinónimo de “útil”?)

Bienvenidos, lectores actuales y potenciales. Hace ya un tiempo tengo mi computador repleto de borradores, cada uno compuesto por palabras inútiles y desordenadas que no creo que valga la pena seguir guardando (o, mejor dicho, la memoria de mi computador no lo considera muy pertinente). Podría simplemente eliminarlos, mandarlos a la papelera de reciclaje sin más miramientos ni rodeos...podría, pero, ¿cómo podría hacerlo? son una prueba de mi amistad con la escritura. Ahora que lo pienso, esa amistad se asemeja al tipo de relaciones en las que dos personas, a pesar de perder el contacto durante mucho tiempo, una vez que se reencuentran es como si no hubiera pasado un segundo desde la última vez que se vieron. Es una relación fuerte que ni el tiempo se atreve a perturbar. 

Antes de que continúe divagando, informaré de qué se trata este borrador. En una de mis tantas noches de desvelo cuya causa es leer fantasías ajenas (qué bonito eufemismo para fanfiction, já) una idea me cruzó súbitamente por la cabeza, como si se hubiera equivocado de mente y no hubiera tenido planeado pasar por lo mía. Esa idea me hizo darme cuenta de todo lo que en un día se aprende de forma consciente o inconsciente. Pensé que algunos de aquellos pedazos de información que llegan directamente a cada uno de nosotros son dignos de guardar, de registrar y de mantener en observación porque alguna vez podrían devolvernos el favor por no haberles dejado ir. Sin más, empecé a anotar cosas curiosas de las que me acordaba, datos aleatorios sobre cualquier cosa y por qué no, experiencias propias. Decidí hacer eso a diario, y creí que la mejor forma de hacerlo era por medio de “bitácoras” que guardaría en mi computador, quien seguro que tiene una memoria mejor que la mía. Como todo diario, el mío se quedó esperando las entradas diarias. Así fue por los primeros días, luego el plazo se extendió hasta un mes. Al final, el diario tuvo que resignarse a que no volvería a tener entradas. Es mi intención compartir lo que alcancé a anotar en esas “bitácoras”, y, ¿qué mejor lugar para hacerlo que aquí en ese blog, mi basurero verbal favorito? (y también el único).

ADVERTENCIA: Uno de los mayores errores que pueden cometer conmigo es esperar seriedad de mi parte.

Es justo y necesario que el famoso dicho "todos los días se aprende algo nuevo" se cumpla en la vida de cualquiera,e incluso si tú eres una ermitaña que gasta sus días en internet, pues bien, que este sea el medio de donde saques la información a pesar de que los riesgos de adquirir traumas sean mayores.

Día 1 (20/12/15) 1:00 - 3:00  bODY SHOTS? SHOTGUNNING? ¿LA GENTE DE VERDAD HACE ESO? THEY REALLY WANT THE SECKS DON'T THEY. El termino "bodyshots" significa básicamente vertir bebidas alcohólicas en alguna parte del cuerpo para que otra persona las beba. OH WELL THE THIRST. "Shotgunning" significa inhalar de un cigarrillo/porro y exhalar el humo directamente en la boca de otra persona. OKAY NOW IMAGINE YOUR OTP DOING THIS. IT IS SEXY AF.

18:48 - 19:20 PALMERAS. Nombre científico: Arecaceae (vale por eso nadie usa estos nombres) oKYA PERO HAY DEMASIADOS TÉRMINOS QUE NI CARAJA IDEA HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENTENDER. Monocotiledónea: Sólo tiene un cotiledon en su semilla, y no entendí que era un cotiledon bai. Crecen como especies propias de zonas tropicales. laS RAÍCES NO TIENEN PELOS (a poco tenían qué) Los frutos de las palmeras pueden llegar a pesar 20kg. Su función es reproductiva. Históricamente las palmeras eran cultivadas para proveer de alimento a la civilización egipcia y mesopotámica. En roma eran ofrecidas sus ramas a los ganadores como símbolo de victoria OMFG HAY VINO DE PALMERA.

Día 2 (21/12/15) 23:25 - 23:35 CASI QUE NO CHUCHA CULIA Las palmeras crecen cerca de su madre (por eso están todas tan unidas eh) wow, qué interesante. LOS COCOS NO SON UNA FRUTA, SON LAS NUECES MÁS GRANDES DEL MUNDO igual siguen sin gustarme buen intento. Las llamas y las alpacas pertenecen a la familia de los camellos. QUIUBO PRIMO. LAS LLAMAS PUEDEN ESTAR EMBARAZADAS HASTA DURANTE UN AÑO KHÉ. smh

Día 3 (22/12/15) 15:00- 17:00 OMG APRENDÍ DEMASIADO???? Bueno, nada malo sale de un ataque de cerebrito de vez en cuando. Mi cerebro ahora sabe sobre territorios terrestres y la diversidad de Colombia a nivel ecológico HEMOS BAJADO LOS INDICES DE IGNORANCIA UN POQUITICO PROFESOR AHR. 19:00- 19:47 LO EXCELENTE QUE ES LEER SMUT CON ALGUNAS CANCIONES DE P!ATD COMO LYING IS THE MOST FUN ETC YA SABEN EL RESTO OK BAI.

Día 4 (23/12/15) 00:00- 23:59 Nada chamos, lo genial que es escuchar TNBHD mientras oscurece. Y que existe un veneno en cápsula llamado anitina algo así.

Día 5 (24/12/15) 21:00-21:30 Dato inexacto lo acabo de adivinar Las avispas no tienen utilidad relevante en un ecosistema y nI ASÍ DEJAN DE DESPRESTIGIAR A LAS ABEJAS #JUSTICIA Lo mucho que me gusta la res con salsa de ciruela kHÉ ERA VÍSPERA DE NAVIDAD LO ÚNICO EN LO QUE PIENSAS ES EN LA CENA Y REGALOS SEAN HONESTOS NO SE NIEGUEN A SÍ MISMOS.

Día 6 (25/12/15) 11:00- 23:59 Saw two movies I had never ever seen before and also learnt some cool stuff you can do on christmas like dude there's no need to fly over the andes or go to the eje cafetero to have a nice holiday ((but damn if that happened I wouldn't be complaining no wheRE DO I SIGN UP))

Día 7 (26/12/15) 15:30- 17:00 La definición de la cámara frontal del iPhone 6 y el Samsung S6 no es tan buena como se pensaba, ni como la pintan Los discos de Little Mix ahora están disponibles en Colombia TABINOF sigue sin estarlo. *crafts*

Día 8 (27/12/15)

fnaf significa five nights at freddy mrk ponte seria.

Día 9 (28/12/15) 16:06- para qué pones la hora chamaca ganas de joder En la cena de víspera de navidad eslovaca, el cabeza de familia coge una cucharada de "loksa" (plato tradicional utz) y la lanza al techo. Cuanta más comida queda pegada en el techo, más próspero será el año siguiente. Claro como la comida no cuesta y no hay gente muriendo de hambre tan bonitos no? Rusia y Ucrania, a parte de ser unos weirdos por su alfabeto cirílico, también lo son por ser regidos por la iglesia ORTOdoxa que celebra la navidad el 7 de enero.

Día 10 (29/12/15)

Jesus had two dads and it worked out just fine. Qué culera.

Día 11 (30/12/15)

Burkina Faso es un país ubicado en el occidente de África.

Día 12 (31/12/15)

Pewdiepie esta enfermo. Mal. ahre.

Día 13 (01/01/16)

FELIPE ME LO CONFIRMÓOOOO. Más cosas para matar el aburrimiento. Ya la veré en las reuniones AEEERH'

Día 14 (02/01/16) 2:30 Ser sapo es bueno si usted sabe cuándo soltar la lengua SÍ O QUÉ.

Día 15 (03/01/16) 19:34 La versión original de "Don't speak" probablemente mi cover favorito de Glee, es de el grupo "No Doubt" Sin duda la canción es buena en ambas versiones.

Día 16 (04/01/16)

jfc quiere decir "jesus fucking christ" nueva muletilla.

Día 17 (05/01/16)

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Día 18 (06/01/16)

How to speak Lad. Interesante para alguien que no habla el idioma.

Día 19 (07/01/16)

Camera features que ni siquiera sabía que existían.

Día 20 (08/01/16)

Lavar trastos nO SÉ NO APRENDí NADA O NO ME ACUERDO he fallado

Día 21 (09/01/16)

wat is mah laif

Día 22 (10/01/16)

El jugo de tomate normal es bueno pal'guayabo fuentes señora de la cafetería Qué es un cabo

Día 23 (11/01/16)

La torre colpatria ya perdió su reinado

Día 23 (12/01/16)

In Nepal they have a festival that honours dogs and thanks them for being our loyal furry friends.

- 500.000 domingos 11am - idnaroo (dragon name)

what even (11/02/16) I'm not gonna even - Catacumbas - Many things bruh

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(18/04/16) degenme en pas

HE APRENDIDO DEMASIADAS COSAS, NO ME JODAN. COMO SI HUBIERA VUELTO ACÁ SIN NADA NUEVO QUE CONTAR. Sus ortos tienen sed de conocimiento, el mío igual. Sin más ni menos, acá está el conocimiento fresco que se metió a mi cerebro El rock viene de África. Es música de negros. Ahí están pintandos los gringos otra vez asumiendo lo creación de cosas que ellos solo modificaron más no crearon desde cero. Qué bonita maricada, qleros.

(19/04/16)

El significado se construye en la sociedad a través de la acción comunicativa. El poder es una relación mas no un atributo. (es asimétrico, y no es absoluto) La racionalización cognitiva proporciona la base para las acciones de los actores.

(7/05/16)

Wowza, qué día. Fue más una corroboración de unas cosas, pero definitivamente hubo otras que wow, such new stuFF HUH Lo primero: todo tiene que ver con alcohol, porque fue precisamente la primera vez que me pasé un poco de copas. Pero no tiene nada que ver con lo primero que anoté en esta nota...mira, no soy tan jarcorz. Meh. Corroboraciones: Drunk people smell pretty bad en serio. El mito de "el embellecedor" es 100% verdad, y no mames, funciona muy bien. Can you believe a dude told me I was really pretty and he also wanted to kiss me? WELP, I guess you can tell by that how mothereffing wasted he was. It's a shame it didn't work with me. Todos estaban jodidamente feos nojoda pinches injertos de cebolla. Quería llorar. I also spotted the different kinds of drunk people this howell dude talked about. THE EMOtional drunk is fucking hilarious. ¿Saben cuál le faltó? el borrachín hiperactivo que cree que está en alguna competencia deportiva o en los mismísimos olímpicos. De berdah. El gamer drunk. Inolvidable, un montón de gente ebria jugando FIFA es muy gracioso. Aunque lo sería más si la persona que observa no estuviera tan tipsy y pudiera reírse exclusivamente solo de los demás sin tener que repartir algo de esa risa para ella misma :) Cuando estás en ese estado se va al carajo toda la motricidad que has adquirido, así como esas lecciones con caminadores adornados con algún juguete que hoy se te hace bien creepy, para que sepas cómo caminar. En resumen todas esas cosas que hacen de ti un ser humano funcional en el ámbito básico se van de viaje a la mierda, de tour,la pasan bien sabroso lejos de una, y mientras tanto una se vuelve algo así como un muñeco de esos que ves en los concesionarios de carros. Esos ligeros movidos por el aire, o sino el mismísimo Michelin. Al parecer no hay punto medio, o más bien, entre esos dos extremos hay un montón de analogías no comunes para describir cosas comunes bc come on, every1 gets drunk sometimes. OJOOO ¿qué más? también vi al tired drunk (funny eieff)en fin, ese es todo el corroboramiento. Pasemos a los eurekas, a los descubrimientos, a lo "vea pues" del asunto. Quiero comenzar por lo siguiente: Miren,a mí me dijeron demasiadas cosas sobre lo que era estar drunk pero NUNCA NADIE ME DIJO QUE SE TE DORMÍA LA CARA Y EL CUERPO m8s, no sentía mi cara, como si le hubieran inyectado anestesia. Tampoco sentía las nalgas (ni sobria las siento porque no tengo ahre). Otra cosa, o eso ya debe ser en el siguiente nivel de borrachera, o soy de lxs pocxs a lxs que les ocurre que se sienten más pesadxs. No sé nah' Yyyy ya sé el tipo de drunk que soy: silly, giggly and clingy drunk. No podía parar de reírme, y con el dude que les digo que estaba bien pedo y me quería ponchar, estaba super brazo por el hombro, colgada como un precioso monito de las ramas. WTH, WHAAAT. También hablo demasiado, o sea, eso que dicen que el alcohol te borra tus inhibiciones es, a la final, cierto Lo peor es que yo estaba era tipsy, porque procesaba lo que pasaba y era conciente. Pero, nojoda, ¿resaca pal día de la madre? que porquería ( o más ) de hija que hubiera sido. Me arrepiento, por la sencilla razón de que el alcohol MAKES YOU FUKKIN FAT. SO, YEAH, THIS MEATBALL IS GETTING HEAVIER. GRACIAS ETANOL, O LO QUE SEAS. Hasta aquí mi reporte mushashos. (pude haber dado mi 1st kiss, pero hubiera sido bien asqueroso y no estaba lo suficientemente ida para cederlo así como si nah' mejor beso a un cactus. El de Phil. Hmmmmmmm) ya, chau. Stay tunned for more bullshit.

04/07/16

1st of all, stfu. Don't even, don't dare to. Just stfu. Nice, yall look way prettier that way who knows you may even get asked out! Bueno, en fin, he venido leyendo bastantes facts y acá los voy a dejar fuera de contexto 1. La mayoría de la población de Ottawa es menor de 35 años o sea, manada de pelaos que hay por allá. Toca ir de casería. 2. En la casa blanca, tienes 35 opciones para ir a hacer del cuerpo. Si quieres verlos todos, pero solo tienes un día de tour, asegúrate de cagar 35 veces. 4. El parto de un venado solo dura 10 minuticos. 5. Los bebés canguros se llaman "Joey" y cuando nacen pueden tener el tamaño de un grano de arroz. (Bebé Canguro Graceffa) 6. La energía mental y el campo etéreo de las fuerzas intanglibles eS REAL MOTHERFUCKERS ME TELETRANSPORTARÉ HASTA JAPÓN SAQUEARÉ A KYOANI Y REVELARÉ TODO EL MATERIAL DE FUTURE DAYS PA QUE DEJEN DE MAMAR TANTO GALLO DE UNA VEZ NOJOAH Eso es lo que tengo para ustedes por ahora, úsenlo bien. *c abre como la yuca* ah y 7 shippeo a adrien y marinette porque son lo más hermoso que hay y ninguno de nosotros tendremos alguna vez un romance así con alguien. ¿Cuánto les cobraron por los 50 gatos, por cierto?

06/07

Aprender no sería la palabra correcta, más acertado sería decir que me he enterado un poco más de cuán porquería es el mundo que mi especie ha construido. Aprender, supongo yo, es un conocimiento que adquieres sobre cualquier cosa para emplearlo en un futuro, es por eso que estos sucesos de los que he sido consciente últimamente no los categorizo como "aprendizajes" porque para nada me gustaría actuar del modo en el que lo hacen todas esas personas que escriben tragedias y atrocidades porque al parecer la letra impulcra y los trazos no muy bien pensados son más sencillos de hacer.

18/07

Los árboles mueren de pie. (recomendadísima)

Reparto: (mejor dicho, los rostros que mejor representaban cada papel según mis neuronas)

Brendon Urie- Mauricio Delilah Mackenzie- Isabel Helena P.- Helena Hayley Williams- Secretaria Haymitch- El ilusionista Freddie Mercury- Pastor Audrey Hepburn- Mecanógrafa El viejito ese de enchufe TV- Balboa Jessica Lange - Abuela Moira vieja - Genoveva Moira joven (y no puta)- Fenicia Dan Howell- El otro (el verdadero nieto)

Acabo de terminar de leer esta obra escrita por el dramaturgo Alejandro Casona. Estaba oculta entre el mar de libros que tiene mi papá en su biblioteca, y siendo honesta decidí leerla por la extensión que tiene. Qué buena elección, la verdad.

- Fakt sin fecha pero iwal ya valió verga: Los franceses consideran tabú hablar de dinero. Es grosero preguntarle a una persona francesa cuánto gana en su trabajo o cuánto le costó *inserte ítem shidorris que ud vio en la casa de la persona y que está pensado en robarse ajá no me engañe* simplemente no lo haga, puede perder amistades o ligues potenciales.

(24/09/16) - El arroz con leche proviene de Asturias, en España. HAN PROBADO EL ARROZ CON LECHE ASÍ QUE NO ME VENGAN CON QUE ES UN DATO IRRELEVANTE, HE ESCRITO MÁS PENDEJADAS ACÁ ME VOY A ASEGURAR DE QUE EN SU VIDA VUELVAN A COMER UN PLATO DON'T HATE RELATE. a quién demonios pretendo hablarle, Dios, necesito ayuda.

(25/09/16)

- La practica de depilación femenina se inició, como una práctica estándar, en 1920.

- "Hembrismo" hace referencia al rol de sumisión que ha tenido que asumir la mujer durante la historia. sí vieron, todo es basura, y la basura se recoge y se deshecha.

2016 finales:

Mucho sobre patinaje artístico.

Eso fue todo lo que llegué a escribir. Si alguien alguna vez pasa sus ojos por esto, primero que todo le pido perdón de antemano, y segundo, está invitado a discutir cualquiera de las cosas que anoté. Tengo suficiente té para el que llegue.