#omg Tre this is so cute

[lewisvinga]

stays in suzuka | charles leclerc x fem! reader

summary; a certain reporter caught the eyes of the prince of monaco in suzuka

fc; tarini shah

warnings; like one curse word

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minseok-smaus @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote @xoscar03

note; requested !

masterlist !

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yourusername uploaded to their story !

[caption 1; exploring japan💗] [caption 2; now it’s time to work🫣🤭]

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yourusername: what happens in suzuka stays in suzuka 🌸

yourbestfriend: ur so cute-sies

yourusername: ily🥹

username: IS THAT CHARLES LECLERC???

username: we lost her to a white man🕊️🕊️

username: DID HE GET HER LILLIES???

charles_leclerc: maybe or maybe not 😁

username: WHAT THE FUCK

username: shes such a cutie omg😖

username: why do i like them together

username: the bow, miss y/n ur so coquette 🎀

charles_leclerc: so i can’t brag to my friends abt what happened in suzuka?🙁

landonorris: he already did btw

charles_leclerc: can u not landonorris

yourusername: u get a pass , pretty boy 😉

charles_leclerc: très belle🥰 [so beautiful]

yourusername: 🥹🥹💗💗

username: STAY BACK🤺🤺

username: WHITE MAN AWAY AWAY🤺🤺

username: HWLPAAIDK😭😭

username: ‘tres belle’ miss y/n ur stronger than me bc i would’ve been week in the KNEEEES

yourbestfriend: lol she giggled

yourusername: ok ok enough of that ! yourbestfriend

[zombvic]

SUPER RICH KIDS (marc guiu x reader) pt.2 here

summary : in which fans notice a familiar footballer in the likes of their favorite "super (humble) rich kid"

face claim : wolfiecindy (+ lissie mackintosh)

notes : frank ocean come back !!!!!!!!! might make this a series... this idea came to me in a dream so it might be a lil dumb. gave them a family name and made the dads face claim toto wolff (lmfao) bcs its easier so js ignore that !!! translated spanish is questionable..

pairings : marc guiu x fem!famous!reader

y/n ramsay, the only daughter of peter ramsay, a man considered to be one of the most influential men in the world, the owner of mercedes. not just the formula one team, the whole ass car brand. he is considered a self-made multi billionaire and single dad of two. as a daughter of a man with such high status, it came with exposure. y/n had her own little fandom, girls and boys who admired her beauty, lifestyle and enjoyed her personality. the girl was beloved by many, even celebrities found her videos and instagram posts entertaining. she had a natural charm that drew people in, and amongst those people there was a certain footballer, a certain teammate of her brother known as the one and only, marc guiu.

Liked by judebellingham, marcguiu9 & 7,562,005 others.

ynramsay monaco nights

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user rawrwrrwrwrwrrr

user HERMOSA

nateramsay wtf without me ?

- ynramsay yeah!!! loser..

user marc and jude in the likes lmao

- user i need to see nates reaction

user + 1000000 aura for her beauty

user idk whats prettier, the view or you

user felt the aura way back in december

judebellingham what a view 😍😍

- user shes not picking u jude (visca el barca!!)

- user marc fight back ???

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Liked by judebellingham, marcguiu9 & 6,452,889 others.

ynramsay read the spanish love deception and now im here

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judebellingham madrid is better smh..

- ynramsay visca el barca bitch

peteramsay wow i look good

nateramsay where am i ???

- ynramsay dw youll get a personal post ig

marcguiu9 linda 😻 (pretty)

- nateramsay yo marc.. ¿qué carajo? 😁 (what the fuck)

- hctorforrt_ eres marc bastante idiota (you're pretty stupid marc)

Liked by hctorrforrt_, marcguiu9 & 8,222,258 others.

ynramsay @nateramsay am i doing this right ???

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nateramsay eh.. could be worse

user okay guys.. y/n & hector OR y/n & marc..

- user marc & y/n definetly

- user nuh uh hector and y/n would make a cute couple

- user neither???? guys omg leave them alone

user barca girls stay on top

marcguiu9 the team's lucky charm !!

- user bros down BAD

- user - 10,000 aura for simping

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marcguiu9 VAMOS !!! tres puntos están en casa !!

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user bro has the inlaws in his likes

- user and they claim theyre "friends" ... if my "friends" dad was liking my posts id assume were married with seven kids and a dog

ynramsay marcaría un hattrick 🤓☝🏼

- marcguiu9 me gustaría verte intentarlo

user were winning the ucl !! (im going insane)

- user were so back !! (we are not making it past the group stage)

user la masia boys have some kind of fine gene in them its crazy

ynramsay formula is still better sorry bro

- marcguiu9 you trippin dawg 😹😹😹

- user just get married lord...

- user theyre literally built for eachother i swear

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ynramsay meanwhile in my head

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user mother is mothering

user the prettiest

user an angel sent from heaven, deadass.

marcguiu9 ¿eres un rayo? proque eres mcqueen. (are you lighnting? because you're mcqueen)

- nateramsay WEAAAAAK. next

- marcguiu9 can you be the sally to my mcqueen??

- nateramsay better.. u got my approval

- peteramsay not mine !!!

user 11 million likes on ts post jesus marc u got some competition

user the finest girl in the world

user girlie got the whole barca roster in her likes

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ynramsay barca weekend things !!

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user mother is mothering

user wifey, are you cheating on me?

user IS THAT MARCS HAND ???????

user guys that's me please respect our privacy!!

user i think it's hector tbh..

- user nah thats so randon

- user they're clearly just friends

user wasnt expecting a heartbreak today

user im sorry but it looks like marc

- user a HAND looks like marc ???????

marcguiu9 vroom

- ynramsay vroom indeed

- user yall...

peteramsay aprobado 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

- marcguiu9 VAMOOOOOOOS

might be a series or whatever :3 just pls request something

[axelostar]

OMG MY OTPs THATS SO CUTE <3

i don't remember maroon x avrille ship name help 😭

stone x tre ship name is silvercopper btw :3

art by @zeddyzi

[lucvly]

i loved your chris x latina gf hc’s. could you please do one for us matt girls 🙏

— matt with a latina girlfriend hcs! ⸰ 𖥔 ͙

warnings: swearing, mentions of alcohol, not proofread.

a/n: the amount of reqs i got for this omg??? also i feel the need to say i’m latina but i’m not mexican LMAO sorry to disappoint ☹️

— this isn’t matthew anymore this is mateo LMAO.

— my man was nervous about meeting your family. he kind of got freaked out hearing about the amount of people that were gonna be at the gathering.

— he asked you to help him practice greeting your family LMAOO it’s so cute. (“so, no handshakes?” “not unless you wanna get kicked out, mi vida.”)

— the family’s favorite gringo boyfriend !!

— sorry to burst some of your bubbles but this man cannot dance. sorry Not sorry !!! him dancing merengue or salsa would be sooo goofy. you tried teaching him but he just ends up stepping on you.

— your tías always try to dance with him unknowingly and he always steps on them LMFAOOAOA.

— at family gatherings he’s in the kitchen helping your mom cook and serve the food.

— you get a good laugh out of it because when your mom lets him try a spoonful of whatever she’s making his ass always has to drink at least two glasses of water because my god this man can’t tolerate spice.

— he’s always wanting to learn something new about your culture. he thinks the traditions and celebrations are super interesting.

— the fact that you’re incredibly family oriented is so attractive to him help??? he loves it. seeing you interact with your little cousins is so cute to him.

— ++ your little cousins always leech onto him at the gatherings. you’re convinced one of your baby cousins has a crush on him it’s hilarious.

— the first time you called him gringo he was like Huh??? you had to explain what it meant LMAO, your family calls him gringo a lot in a very loving way but it’s still Really funny.

— he’s such a kid bye? he’s exactly like one of those primos who’s absolutely wiped out by 10 pm. you always end up making those makeshift beds with two chairs and a blanket for him so he can take a nap.

— “y el novio?” except now your family just teases you because they know wherever you are, matt’s right there with you.

— your dad loves telling him embarrassing stories about you from back when you were a kid. it’s so bad ugh.

— surprisingly, he’s actually a really good cook. he’ll secretly ask your mom for your favorite recipes and make them for you. you think it’s the cutest thing ever. (he’s not very precise with the spices but he’s getting there.)

— takes spanish lessons without telling you so when you hear him talk to one of your tíos in spanish you’re like ?????

— he can’t roll his r’s SORRY!! you tease him for it all the time, so does your family. he thinks it’s funny because you’ve tried to help him pronounce “carro” or “burrito” over a thousand times and he still can’t do it.

— when he’s not driving, he sits in one of those plastic chairs in the backyard and drinks ice cold beer with your tíos.

— i feel like he’d be terrible at alcohol management so he’d be drunk with around three beers. your tíos get along so well with drunk matt, trust.

— spanish pet names?? he’s all for it. (“cariño”, “corazón”, “querido”.)

— + right before hanging up a call, he goes “te amo.” it’s SOO cute you’re gushing ugh.

— he definitely can’t dance but he loves listening to spanish music. i feel like he’d be a huge romeo santos and ozuna fan. argue w the wall !!

— he was so confused when you told him to take a bite of his cake and then pushed his face onto it. chris and nick were rolling on the floor laughing (he ended up doing it to them as well.)

— he asks if you can get some tres leches for his birthday because he loves it LMAOO. your dad introduced him to tres leches and it’s all he thinks about on a daily basis.

— he’s tried learning the cumpleaños feliz song– and yeah, he knows half of it, but he hasn’t managed to learn it all LMAO.

— if you grew up somewhere else, he desperately wants to go to your hometown just to get to know you better. when you do, he does everything to indulge in your culture. (going to festivals, meeting the people you grew up with, etc.)

— he loves obleas and arroz con leche. he thought arroz con leche was hella odd at first glance but once you convinced him to try it he was addicted HELP??

— ^ your mom gave him some arroz con leche to take back home because of the amount he ate throughout the whole night.

— when your family facetimes you and you’re with him it’s always: “bueno, y la boda cuándo es?” and once they say hello to you, they ask about matt and end up talking to him over the phone for like an hour.

— when you yell at him in spanish he’ll just wait until you stop and then asks you what that meant because he genuinely wants to know. his head is all: “wtf does maldito mean????”

— trying traditional candy from wherever you’re from is sooo funny. he’d be so obsessed with dulce de leche and arroz con leche, but make that man try any sort of candy with coconut in it (cocadas perhaps) and he’s fucking throwing up.

— his personal youtube channel would be active as fuck, at this point it became a vlog for the two of you with videos like: “trying traditional snacks with my gf!”, “cooking competition with y/n (she won)”, “traveling with my girlfriend.”

— he loves how many photo albums your family has. he especially loves your quinceañera album LMFAOO. you think it’s hella embarrassing because you were literally fifteen but he thinks it’s the cutest thing ever.

— when you cook, matt always takes some food back home and his brothers end up eating it. he gets so pissed because he strictly tells them not to touch that and since they know you cooked it, they steal it LMAO.

[cowboyfromh3ll]

Can we get being married to Javier headcanons?? Pls and thank you 🙏

Married To Javier Escuella HC

I see Javier hc and go feral

Warnings: None

He was made for married life

The night of your marriage, he carried you into your home bridal style and kicked open the front door with you in his arms

Said he thought it was super romantic

Probably practiced it a few times before the big day

Wedding cake was tres leches don't argue

He adjusts to domestic life nicely, finally getting a break from all the hardships of life and gets to live out his days with his wonderful spouse by his side

He does a lot of the cooking. Makes you breakfast in bed when he's able to

But he always makes sure you have your coffee

His ring finger is never seeing a break. He will NEVER take that ring off

ALWAYS finds a way to mention you in a conversation with ANYONE

If anyone tries to flirt with him, he just shoves his ring in their face

"ESTOY CASADO"

Honeymoon phases never ends

He is just so head over heels in love. He will continuously do romantic shit throughout y'all's marriage: serenading you, trailing rose petals from the front door toward the bedroom, candlelit baths together, having fully cooked meals ready for you by the time you get home

Indoctrinates you into his self-care routine if you don't already have one

Would do one of those Chicano glamour-shot 2000's couples photoshoots with you (PLEASE TELL ME Y'ALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT)

Omg I can just imagine y'all living your days out on some terrenos in Mexico with your own ranch and cute little animals. Your wedding gift to yourselves

If you don't already know Spanish he'd teach you some key phrases and words to help you out

Also thinks its very intimate to be teaching someone his language and helps him feel more connected to them

[ask-hannah-blog]

Omg guys! The hayride was sooooo scary! I had to bury my face in a guy’s lap to keep from freaking out. He let me suck on his dick to calm down! Such a sweety!

Tasha and her boyfriend doing hand stuff not long after we started, and you knooooow it wasn’t long before Jess-Jess was snorting around for hard dick.

Brittany was like “uuugh guys.”

But Naomi just laughed and said “you got two of ours over there boys, I think one of you should get over here and help me out.”

Queen!

She was riding face in no time!

After I swallowed my treat I looked around to see if anyone else needed treatment, and I saw Cassidy had gotten in on the fun. She had slipped off one of her shoes and was stroking off a dick between her toes.

I looked over at her and she had this really hot look on her face. Like disgusted and fascinated all at once.

But her peach foot is working that dick up and down, and I can feel myself getting drawn closer. It’s so pretty, I don’t know what but my mouth is watering. I stick my tongue out and lick. I like the dick head between her toes… I lick her toes. They both moan, I moan.

I’m being a good bimbo pet and keep licking. The whole trailer is rocking, moaning, and eventually the guy Cassidy and I are sharing cums! He creams all over her feet. And me being a good bimbo start to kick it all up, all mine! I’m so greedy.

We’ll I’m licking her feet clean and she’s still moaning, and I see that her feet are white where the cum landed. She’s still moaning so I keep licking, and I notice that the white is spreading, like my tongue is painting her feet white.

I giggle, and keep going. I lick every spot of peach on her feet that I can. Lick lick lick, and she’s moaning louder and louder. Some guy starts fucking me at this point, which is sweet, but I’m soooo distracted now. Lick lick lick, fuck fuck fuck, giggle giggle giggle.

Then I finally spread that beauty cummy white all over her feet, and when I do she CUMS! She’s moaning, panting crying out “oh Hannah! Oh Hannah! Oooooh Hannaaaaaaah!”

Whoever that is!

And as she cums her feet start throbbing in my hands and I swear to you they blow up two - three sizes, like they’re getting bigger each heartbeat and I just look at those gorgeous white stompers as my guy fucks me the rest of the ride.

Aaaaaaah! Life goals!

Hehe!

So needless to say we all had a great time. We’re all driving back right now. Jess-Jess laid claim to Cassidy’s old shoes since they don’t fit anymore, and is snorfling them in the truck.

Cassidy and I are sitting together, she’s napping rn on my shoulder looking Tre cute.

😴😴😴

[remarriedempressempire]

what is your top 5 favorite moments from the novel/webtoon?

Honestly i have no particular order but these r some of my favorite parts/moments

- Navier and Rashta hanging out in the palace in the navisha AU. it was so adorable and sweet how Rashta and Navier stayed by each other's side despite being courted by several men (i know what you are). rashta making navier laugh and navier offering rashta the warmth she desperately needed i aaaaa honestly navisha works well either platonically or romantically love that for them. also this pic of navisha where rashta is looking up and navier is looking down. navisha guardian angel yuri real

- Mote promising Lary to be her sword and to reunite with her and serve her forever when she becomes empress. Why are you, a girl, dedicating your life to another girl huh? Why are you gently clasping her hand huh? You like that girl? You like girls? Gay

- the entire 4 chapters of 'Sovieshu's Despair'. you have no idea how obsessed i was with this i read it at least 4 times. this isn't really a 'omg this is so cute' but more of a fixation of seeing my little trash man spiral into despair until the breaking point where he straight up jumped out a window

- honestly the chapters leading up to rashta's trial were insane. sovieshu didn't give a shit anymore and was just drinking his sanity away. kaufman and navier almost died. heinrey was sawing people (I'm not kidding he straight up tortured someone) and rashta stabbed a maid in the heart and tried to run away but was hijacked by nians ex husband. the emotional impact of everything happening at once was a roller coaster

- the alessia chapters while frustrating, also gave us insight to sovi's and ergi's childhood and was basically a prequel to TRE cus it explained how ergi and heinrey met each other and why sovi turned out the way he did. also we got a nice pic of my babies (they were both traumatized by their fathers)

[pitbullwithaship]

DOCTOR WHO LIVEBLOG S2 EP12

Okeydoke, I feel like we're getting incredibly close to heartbreak at this point, I am definitely prepared yep. I'll definitely be okay and will not cry at all, cool. Okay. Prepared.

Great opening there

Yep life can be boring

I love him and her and both of them

Dorever does not exist!! Don't jinx it!!

THIS IS THE STORY OF HOW I DIED AAAHH IM PREPARED IM OKAY TO NOT SEE HER FOR AGES AND AGES ACK

Ooh playground

Ahh Jackie kissed him aaahhh lol

Okay so. Return of dead people never good

Okey. Ghost. Kinda creepy ghost too.

Levers. Torchwood. I know enough to know that that's a bad omen

That's about what I'd expect if benevolent ghosts came around, yep

Poor Jackie

The Sphere tm

Tres odd

Aww we get peoples

Cute

Gareth? Heyo?

Okay scary creepy

Oh dear oh dear oh dearie me

Ghostbusters aaahhh I love him so much

Oof oh dear sorry they're late indeed oh dearie me the beep beeps

Now is not the time for guilt tripping Jackie save it for after

I love him so much he's adorable

3D glasses I love him

TARDIS!!!

ALLONS-Y!!!

Suspicious beep beeps

IF WE END UP ON MARS IM GONNA KILL YOU FUN FACT I LOVE JACKIE AND THE DOCTOR

I too love having the moral high ground

Those people are a bit weird why must they clap so much

WELL

Okey Rose time for investigation

Okay so they are not nice at all knew I never liked them

Fixated on Alonso

THATS A SUPER SPECIAL TOOL TO BE USED LATER

Hoarders of knowledge, tsk tsk

Oh dear creepy beeps beeps are doing creepy things

THE SPHERE tm

I love him

Void Ship *creepy angelic choir*

Goes the wrong way, immediently walks back I love him

Ah yes time for more mind control

In Disguise

Sleuthing time

LETS MAKE IT BIGGAH!! I love him

Bam

Scarily sterile there

Bad beep beeps

Kisses the psychic paper I love Rose so much

MICKEY!!!

Ooh bad things

I'm sorry

I LOVE MICKEY SO MUCH

Oh dear oh dear oh dearie me

Oh dear ghosts

The sounds of aggressive marching!!!!

Oh dear that's a lot of cybermen

ITS TOO LATE FOR THAT THIS IS A VICTORY

DALEKS AAAAAAHHHHH AAAHHHH

Sorry emotions omg

Omg okay

[thirtyoneflirtingnoneanddying]

11.9

I love that every time i feel like i have to have twitter fingers i can just have tumblr fingers instead

I just feel happy. And grateful. I haven’t written about this yet but last weekend Tre gave me a rubber band while i was at work with him and it was just like a silly lil thing but it helped so much!!!! It felt so good to have my hands busy. And i told him that later and he was like i knew it would. And then today i cut my bangs and when i did i took a picture of how they turned out specifically so I could show him and like omg? I have NEVER preemptively had a mf selfie on hand without being asked but i just knew i wanted to show him and i knew he’d wanna see and he played his part and said nice things and idk it’s just nice 🥹

There was something else but i forgot idk……… i thought it was cute that he took a picture of us in the elevator at the theater 🥹🥹 so sweet what a precious baby ugh

I do wonder if he’ll crack. Like i wonder…….. of course i would hate that. But like im sure we could talk about it.

I think he honestly is just scared as shit and like insecure rn because of his situation. What a weird time to get into this with me. I guess he couldn’t wait? He had to get that crush off his chest. But i guess also him having a crush or even liking me like doesn’t have to mean much in the long run.

But he seems like such a sweetie like I’m for real gonna be snake bit DOWN if he ends up like dropping me just because or like being an asshole. He is a Capricorn I’m not putting it past him. But he also has a cancer moon sooooooooooooo.

I wonder what he really thinks of me. Like what would he write in a diary about me? What would he tumbl about lil ol me bro

Like i really do wonder if he thinks im like love bombing him and actually a psycho lol im just a wuvverdirl, BITCH!!!!!!! Lmao just let me love you 🤪

He’s gonna be so surprised when it’s 2028 and we’re married.

Hi Tre! How does it feel being married to this silly lil girl who’s so in love with you?

[195seojoon]

Omg 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰😍❤❣️💗💖💖💖

The fact I don't talk very much is because of my poor english. I can read and understand but I don't know how to make words because it confuses me if those words I make might be offensive or not. I am having problem about it but I still reblog and give kudos for their Awesome hardworks, crazy ideas in any fandoms, ANYTHING!

Before SL become most famous, I knew that SL Fandom might be in tumblr so I went, found because of some fanfic, decided to stay there and active for SL fandom and TRE (The Remarried Empress) fandom. It felt cool and comfortable and tastes like every flavours of ice-Cream. Laughs on some cracked post, cry on some sad fanfic, blush on some smexy fanfic post, finds amazing artist came into SL fandom. The reason I liked SL is because of Protagonist Sung Jinwoo and Main Villain Antares. Both character are my favorite and I was over on his both heels. After seeing Cha Hae-In, I came to hated her (That was when I was teen and that time SL released few chapters: first appearance of Female Lead). After years. I didn't reread it because I felt like there might be side-stories will be released. So I will wait until it finished.

Hearing Anime and Gameplay version releasing later in years made me excited and looking forward to watch and play. After Solo Leveling's status completed, I started to reread it anditcame to realize that this is most normal yet amazing plotline of story that has normal siblings, no sexualizing others, no more bad bullies about looks and stuff ( except criminal plotline) I always wondered why didn't he made about romance until I understood about his focus is his family and people he care. That was my favorite thing that he does care about family first. That was my lesson. And that's how Solo leveling manhwa is my top favorite in my top 100 favorite manhwa list.

Forgot to talk about Cha Hae-In, I liked her and her goofyness. She is freaking cute and relatable. It makes me feel like I wanna protect her and squeeze her cute puffy cheeks just like her cute Son, Sung Su-ho. I was sad to see my favorite Character getting married to Female Lead but that's Author's work and I respect. The Chemistry between Cha Hae-In and Sung Jinwoo are perfect, in my opinion. I like every ships they make because it makes different amazing dynamics.

I am looking forward about author's new work about sequel of Solo Leveling, Solo Leveling: Ragnarok. I hope that work will be adapted into manhwa version. I will not leave Solo leveling fandom until I die.

Also Solo leveling tastes like cold drinks and dry food like spicy chips, salt popcorns. Yes movie style. Because of actions, dialogue and everything coldness! I love that!

Kudos to y'all 💖❤🧡💛💚🩵💙🩷💜🖤🩶💖

@i-bring-crack makes me feel so welcome in the solo leveling fandom jesus christ like...... Before i posted the first solo leveling art i was so fucking scared but they commented on the art and the art i later posted. I swear to God if the Solo leveling fandom dies or goes to shit it means @i-bring-crack is dead. They basically carry the solo leveling on their back and make everyone feel welcome. Everyone else too fr this fandom is so small.

[stormagedoom]

💕  Happy Valentine’s Day  💕

[ncityzen]

Lately I've been incapable of starting work until it's waaaaaaay too late so now it's past 2am and I've finished an article on catalan female poets and my brain is in full thinking mode

[makesongsnotmistakes]

[verytendou]

Omg

[junicane-dp]

Good.

I got tagged in this picrew for the DN fandom, and I thought it fit the DP fandom really well, so I decided to share it! Release your inner eldritch horror

No pressure tags: @junicane-dp @floralflowerpower @floq @nastyburger and @diddly-darn-ghost bc I love all of your wonderful blogs!

Also, if anyone else sees this and wants to join in, feel free! :)

[obeymeshallwedate-latinplayer]

Piñata (Seven brothers GN!MC)

Hello everyone! I saw this video of how they break a piñata in the USA and they compare it with Mexico and other countries, and omg I laughed so so so much about it you guys are so cute, so I thought “How would the demos brothers would react toward that?” Here I´ll leave you the video, and let´s start!! https://youtu.be/HMo2IqJ-JV8

[The brothers are invited to a Mc cousin´s party, the child it´s 9 years old and they need to cross the last and most dangerous road of them all. The piñata…]

Lucifer:

He is sitting in next to Mc, and his brothers, when an aunt of Mc came running into them, asking nicely if they could help her, as the avatar of pride, Lucifer said “Sure How shall I help you ma’am?”  

After listening to Mc´s aunt he hesitates about the idea of pulling the rope that connected the piñata to the ceiling. Mc, just laugh at him, and stayed close to Lucifer so they could explain how he needed to move the piñata.

“So, you want me to pull the rope and let it go, so the children can´t break it?” he smiles when Mc nodded at him with a big smile. “And they need to jump?” again another smile.

He is the uncle that makes it hard for everyone and tease them until they break the piñata. But while he was making his job as perfect as he could, the piñata started to leak some candies, and even if one child was there hitting the piñata, others would enter the territory and sneak out the candy. He was amazed, they were fearless little devils.

When Mc disappeared of his side, he saw them with the broom stick ready to beat de “s” out of it. And they did, he only saw how the children started to push each other, bite each other, and the environment became a war environment, with the MC on the ground protecting their candy as they life were meant to be.

He enjoyed looking to that picture and he swear, he even saw a stronger demon around the candies, that was Mc.

Mammon.

He stayed with his younger brothers; he was staring at the weird looking piñata. Trying to reveal “Who was that character?!” When they lift the piñata, he had tons of Flash Backs.

He decided to stayed next to one of Mc´s aunt, and a small child scold him, that if he didn´t sang the song he won´t get any chance of hitting the piñata, and that meant “No candies for him.”

“Dale, dale, dale, no pierdas el tino porque si lo pierdes, pierdes el camino, ya le disté uno, ya le diste dos, ya le diste tres y tu tiempo se acabó!” After that explanation he started to get excited, he is like a child, so he is happy while everyone is singing, they can´t tell him that he looks childish, because everyone is singing!

He gets along with the children, and they love him. After the first whole that the piñata got, and after watching every kid wanting to take the candy that flew out he started to write down every single one of the movements they did, so he could imitate them in the devildom.

He got his turn of hitting the piñata, Lucifer didn´t made it easy but he did broke it, and he swears, it was hell in life, his friends attack him for some candy, Mc bite him so they could pass through him, and the candy that felt into his head hurt more than any of Lucifer´s punishment.

He ended up with only a “Pica fresa”. But it was worth it. He fought a kid for it, and he won! He kept that candy as his treasure, for eternity.

 Levi:

Poor baby stayed with Mc´s young female cousins that likes Ruri-chan. And with Mc´s otaku cousins, he is at home, or that´s what he thinks, until the greatest Ruri-chan fan took his hand and with puppy eyes asked him if he could accompany her to the piñata. He said yes.

It was like a videogame! He felt like the Lord of Shadow, and his crew, even his Henry was there for him (aka: Mc) and the adventure just started. Or so that thought.

He was embarrassed while singing, and he even envy Mammon for being so free, he was with his crew, until… Until the catastrophe, his small friend ran into the war field just for a candy, and she wasn´t even hit by the person beating the crap out of the piñata. She was a true hero!

Mc´s little cousin gave Levi the candy she got, and he almost cry in the place, but the lord of Shadow wouldn´t cry in front of his crew, so he kept his tears for him. (When he returned to his room he teared and cried a lot.)

As general of the demon army demon, he had seen tons of bloody and ugly scenarios from war. But the one in front of him was the scarier scenario he could admire in his entire life; it even gave him nightmares after seeing that.

His little friend was punching and hitting someone, Mc pushed that little girl and he saw how they were fighting for candies. It was worst than war, and when it ended the fearless little girl went to see him and with a big smile, he saw… She lost a tooth.  Levi baby got traumatize after that.

Satan.

He was with the philosophies uncles that each family has, you know, the one that can make an opinion out of everything and anything and they ruin the mood. Yep, he was with those uncles.

Until the uncles stand up and told him that it was war time, he thought they will murder each other and boy was hi in. He was getting excited when he saw the broom stick, he could punch Lucifer and nobody would ask him questions, this was the most satisfied day of his existing.

But he saw the piñata, and thought that the song was a type of incantation so the children could have a power up. He really focused on the song and we might say that he sings it every time he needs strength.

After watching the suicidal kids (nick name that he chose for them) he wanted to try it, and he did, he got a “Paleta payaso” and damn he was rejoicing, he even show off in front of Lucifer.

He smiled when he saw the entire war scene, he laughed at it, after that he understood why Mc was so reckless and fearless, apparently chasing the death is obligatory curriculum in the country. Now that one mystery was solved, he could rest that night.

He just loved the idea of beating something, and got excited when he was told that he could beat the piñata, he might or might not had let go the broom stick towards Lucifer, but we would never know.

Asmo.

On the contrary of Satan, Asmo stayed with the aunts of Mc, you know, the one that live for drama and gossip. He was so happy there listening to the ladies and gasping everyone in a while, he was surprised that humans couldn´t have many partners at the same time and that the prettiest aunt got a divorce.

When the aunts started to move quickly, he wanted to be part of that too! So, he followed all the aunts of Mc, and saw how they took their precious children and talked to them firmly, so he dragged his Mc and took their hands with his and stayed there for a moment.

For Mc, that action only bring them memories of how their mother would scold them before the piñata, that made them a little nervous. And even if they wanted to ask about it, Asmo was already gone.

Asmo saw everything with shock, he swears that he saw Lucifer sweating, and that meant problems and panic for him and his brothers, he wanted to hug Mc, so they could comfort him but he saw them kicking a small child. So, he didn’t get close them.

Mc gave him a bubble gum and they left with a big bag full of candy, while Beel carry them in his shoulder… WAS THAT A TEETH IN THE BAG?! MC WAIT, WAIT!!!

He gets worried about the mental stability of Mc.

Beel.

Baby boy is having a panic attack, baby boy needs hugs and kisses and attention. He is the one that eats, and eats a lot in the Taquiza so when he saw every single dish he was the happiest demon alive, he drank with Mc´s uncles and ate with Mc grandmothers, and they don´t tell him his a glutton, they serve him more and more food. Because… “Mijo, tas muy flaquito, toma otro plato, come bien.”

He stays with the children and they play, Mammon and Beel are the greatest friends the kids have, Mc´s cousins are begging them to marry one of them, no matter who really, they just want a cool cousin in the family. He is a happy baby boy while he is playing with them.

Until everything became a war field, children were screaming, the older ones were laughing, he just wanted some candy, but when a five-year-old push him for the candies he just got depressed and wondered… What king of food those children were eating? Does he needed to call child service?!

After he was pushed down into the ground, Belphie tried to take a nap over him.

He reacted and gently moved his twin, he needed to save Mc, those children were a danger for every living thing in the planet, but oh surprise when he saw his MC pushing, screaming, biting, and kicking the children just for candy.

Low key, he feels proud of the human, but he needs to save the small ones, so he carried Mc in his shoulder, while they were laughing with their bag full of candies and a tooth.  Baby boy got a Dulcero Instead.

Belphie.

The one recording the massacre, he is having the time of his life, he can know more about Mc and punch Lucifer. The adults can have a piñata too?! REALLY?! Satan give me the stick I´ll beat the f out of Lucifer.

He is enjoying the party, and he adored the party even more with the scene. He is so happy that they made him came into this. He is happy until he saw a five-year-old pushing Beel, no one bully his twin, but also… “I need to call social service?! Are this even children?! They knock down a demon like Beel!!”

Trying to calm down during the adult piñata, just like Satan he “accidently” slipped the broom stick towards Lucifer while hitting the piñata. He took a mental note about not messing around Mc, not only they broke the piñata, but they also broke the broom stick.

After his turn, he wanted to sleep so he tried to get over his twin, Beel move him so he could save Mc.

Enjoyed watching Mc in a war mood, they were so cute angry, he needed to record that for prosperity, “Satan come look at this! Lucifer is sweating cold!”

After that, he tried to have a piñata every once in a while, so all the brothers could start to practice the art of stealing candies and beating the crap out of small children. In their defense, it was worth it.

Let´s learn some Spanish. 

Piñata: Game that consists of hanging a clay or cardboard container, usually full of sweets or fruits, at a certain distance from the ground, to break it with sticks

Taquiza: A taquiza is a traditional Mexican banquet. Everything that you can put in a tortilla goes there. (Rice, mole, slits with cream etc.)

Dulcero: Bag full of candies.

Dale, dale, dale, no pierdas el tino porque si lo pierdes, pierdes el camino, ya le disté uno, ya le diste dos, ya le diste tres y tu tiempo se acabó!:

Paleta payaso: A marshmallow lolipo cover with chocolate and a face of gummie.

Pica fresa: Strawberry gummi covered in tamarindo.

Mijo, tas muy flaquito, toma otro plato, come bien.”: My son, you are so skinny, here, have another plate.