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Me when my favorite Jing yuan smut got deleted and I spent hours looking through accounts to see if someone reblogged it and still couldn't find it
#Pls pls pls help#omg I'm gonna die#its so over#I remember the fic was about Jing yuan taking readers virginity and the end was reader asking if they could do it without a condom#I'm desperate#jing yuan#jing yuan x reader#jing yuan x y/n#jingyuan x reader#jingyuan x you#jing yuan smut#jingyuan smut#hsr x reader#hsr x you#hsr x y/n#hsr smut#Jing yuan x reader smut#dan heng x reader#blade x reader#adventurine x reader#welt x reader#dr ratio x reader#caelus x reader#i'm losing it#Help me#I will kiss u on the mouth if you have it reblogged
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okay but barbarian!bakugo x goddess!reader??
barbarian!katsuki who stumbles upon your long forgotten temple on an expedition for treasures. the weather had gotten horrible, so he took refuge in it.
he set his belongings on your overgrown alter, specifically a dead pig he shot with his bow earlier, oils for his cooking, and his satchel full of wines and drinks to satiate his thirst.
barbarian!katsuki who never thought he'd seen anything as scarily angelic as you, who rose from your long slumber as you examined the 'offerings' in front of you.
he, who grew speechless at the sight of your faint glow: though you were not close to your former glory, you still looked ethereal in his eyes.
barbarian!katsuki, who grew speechless when you finally spoke, asking him what he wished for in exchange for his gifts of high value.
barbarian!katsuki, who mindlessly uttered, "your hand."
barbarian!katsuki, who returned home to the chiefs with the most priceless gift of them all:
a goddess as a wife.
(follow-up!)
(extended one-shot)
#omg i'm gonna die i love him down#lilac speaks꧂#anime fic#bakugo#bakugo x reader#anime#bakugo fluff#bakugo katuski#bakugo x y/n#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo x you#bakugo drabble#katsuki x y/n#katsuki x you#bnha#mha x you#barbarian!bakugo#mha fantasy au
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I. I had to. I listened to ghosting (it was on the stream and I found it cool), and I just. I opened ibis paint and began drawing this. And I LOVE IT SO MUCHSVJEVDKDB
@eriscary I hope you like itt :33
It's not the one I was making in the stream but I just. I love tear too much. He's so cute, he's so fun to draw, he's adorable.
..so yeah you'll have three tear fanart from me in the end :D
(edit: click on the picture for a better quality <3)
#RHAAA HE'S SO CUTE OMG#I love him so much I think I'm gonna die#Arghskvdksvd#tear sans#tear!sans#undertear#:DDD#art#my art#undertalleau#ut au#utmv art#utmv#undertalle multiverse#god this song is so good#my fanart
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mom just said her friend could hook me up with a mormon boy if I really wanted to date
#omg kiera no one cares#BARFING#my standards are low but if I'm gonna be in a cult i want it to be fun#i also enjoy drinking and cursing too much these days#I've never been on a date and I'll die that way as it's gods will
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i need heroin
where do i even find heroin
#idk how to tag this#please please im begging#evil#sillyposting#my chemical romance#frank iero#bill kaulitz#frank iero eyeliner#mcr#mcr5#mcr5 is real#mcr tumblr#vilest things#losing my mind#omg#i'm gonna die
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can you believe this.
#bruce: nobody is worth anything and i'm gonna die alone#dick: hi bruce#bruce: omg nightwing !!!#theyre so good i love them so much agh#bearricomics#its utrh if that wasnt obvs#dc#nightwing#batman#bearritalks#🍓
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#I'm sorry I'm behind on asks I feel like it never fucking ends#can't talk to family about it. they worry too much. cant talk to friends about it. they just start giving unwarranted (well meaning) advice#and plus they basically live with me atp with how often they're over helping me fuck do I do?? bother them more??#dude it's embaressing even if it's not chronic shit it's just unlucky shit like how u gonna have an allergic reaction & then seizure same d#idk about therapy therapists scare me. it's not a therapy issue though I'm just tired and in pain all the fucking time#one more person says “same omg” or “well have you tried-” i will start cutting peoples throat and eating their livers#you do NOT know what it's like having to write your own will before 30 like this shit aint right shit aint fair#makes me petty and shit too people who are healthy like can you just fucking suffer why do you get that freedom but not me#it just never ends#like I really fucking hate it when people say “oh you have so much to live for” because no I don't#Not so sound like a right winger gosh dang god fearer but like deadass people focus so heavily on “mental health!!” they don't#realize even if you feel better and get therapy or shit that's not gonna be realistically helpful for anything physical going on in sm#it's a cycle even if you manage 1 thing - the medications cause a 2nd thing#and that's alongside all the OTHER things you take medications for which cause all those other things#it's like multiplying and makes your body slowly deplete but like never quite die. like I know realistically I can just die anyday#and yeah it is getting worse but it's no different because it's not about that#when you're sick it's not just “OMG DYING!!!” it's like. everything else in your life dies.#you can't cook for yourself. you can't clean. you can't move. you can't hang out with people anymore. you can barely work LMFAO.#I'm REALLY close to quitting it's not even funny lmao. cant put clothes on without struggling.#do people not know it's. physically impossible. to even eat sometimes. just vomit it all up or seize.#yeah it does make me petty#rant
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In one hour I'm gonna be 30.
I never thought I would see 20.
I text my brother, "do you feel young or do you feel old?"
we have orbited the sun the same amount of times. We have gone around the sun so many times apart that I'm not sure who either of us are any more. We have gone around the sun so many times together that I know we are only two halves of one person.
I am 4 years old I am 22 I am 17 I am 1000 years old and Oh so tired I am 6 and oh so scared and I need to know what the other half of us makes of the situation that we are experiencing in two different countries but together.
"I've felt old for years." he responds
Me too.
But also
I don't know if I'll ever be older than 7 and figuring out how to make us toast.
#how the hell do I even tag this#aging#I guess#trauma?#that's for sure#i know everyone goes through a version of this there is no one that turns 30 without some sort of a situation#a reaction#a revelation#idk#30 is a big one#I just can't help but feel i'm having a worse response than most#could just be main character syndrome honestly i'm probably just experienceing being human and being like omg my life is worse than everyon#and like no i get it that in many ways my life is not as bad as so so so so so many other people#I just ....#I feel like I have not emotionally moved on from being a very mature for my age 7 year old#that everyone praised for being so mature and an old soul and so capable#when literally it was like well my brother and I will starve and die If i don't step up so i'm gonna sort this.#every time I do my laundry I feel echos of the panic I felt then trying to figure it out#and I press any sorrt of random buttons until the machine turns on#I never learned to cook properly past the childhood 'gotta feed us' phase and I've survived sure but the idea of using an oven#or a real stovetop terrifies me#I microwave shit#and make sandwiches and salads#I havn't died but i'm definitly malnourished my vitamin intake is wildly abysmal#every time I'm doing a grown up task that I should be capable of as a freaking 30 year old I get this anxiety of#I wish a grown up would help me with this#like I panic I'm doing it wrong and i'm gonna get punished for my wrong laundry selections#or the way i'm sweeping the floor#how often am I supposed to be changin the vacuum bags#oh shit I EXPLODED the vaccuum bag I guess it was more often than that
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Late night in the restricted section.
#hogwarts legacy#ominis x sebastian#ominis gaunt#sebastian sallow#Fanart#OMG I JUST CANT!#send help cause i'm gonna die!
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Maybe it's only me, but the word 'serenely' does not make me feel seren.
Like, when I see a sentence 'he smiled serenely' i can picture it - a peaceful smile, clear face and all, but also I FEEL HOW THAT MAN IS LOSING HIS SHIT UNDER THERE. Someone doing something serenely? For me it gives the context of absolute panic barely conseled.
#words are weird#maybe it's bc i'm not english first speaker#but like#literally#and it goes for most of the fics i read now#because there are so many characters that you can say do something 'serenely'#that are for sure barely holding it together#like scum villain#shen qingqiu#that man smiles serenely and in his brain is just chanting 'i'm gonna die omg it's so bad literally can see myself in a pickle jar'#and the other fics#xie lian and his innocent smile#standing among people ripping theor throats put#and inside he's just like 'i think i'm actually gonna kill myself or someone other if they won't stop yesterday'#jin guangyao and lan xichen#one inside is planning your murder as you have polite small talk#the other i don't even know but it's for sure nothing nice#so yeah#that word#it's not a calm word#i know there's something suspicious going on when one does things serwnely#stupid language#language#it's actually kinda funny
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#keyboard smash#ahhhhh#omg it's happening#stay calm#if one of them dies i'm gonna kill myself#(they will both die)#alnst#alien stage#round 7#alnst till#luka alnst
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i only want love triangles if it's whatever fucked up polygon junmo kicheol and euijeong have going on
#the worst of evil#ranting#idk how to articulate how juicy it is#junmo's fierce protectiveness of his wife - he trusts her but can't help his jealousy fear or frustration while trapped in the situation#euijeong hurting but putting her own life on the line worried for her husband while unpacking the memories of her first love#she can't help but sympathize with kicheol and what he's endured; haven't seen much of how she feels rn but it must be c o n f l i c t e d#(not necessarily even in a romantic way but wanting to root for a person chasing their goals who was once so important to you)#(all while grieving her mother without the support of her literal goddamn spouse by her side)#and kicheol. also grieving and trying to establish a place for himself and his crew yet drawn to junmo despite the red flags#his panic and desperation when jungmo bled out on him which must have triggered his own memories of losing taeho#junmo who has every reason to despise kicheol barely concealing his general rage but protects him like it's second nature at every turn#all while conflicted as a bystander to atrocities (and now willfully leaving another cop to die to protect himself his wife and the mission#getting mentally and physically pummeled left and right just bc his superiors demand it from him#all to please euijeong's family by using the promotions to prove himself and get rid of the stigma weighing him down#like !!!#and haven't even touched on kicheol wooing euijeong against his buddy's wishes and in such a pure heart fluttering way#accepting the risk for a second chance to bathe in the bright light she used to shine on his life#OMG AND BIBI'S ENTRANCE!! junmo realizing her interest gives him leverage and agency but struggling to use it to his advantage#it's soooo messy and i'm obsessed#that funeral arc is gonna haunt me for years#as is the tension during the pat down which def was supposed to be like a gang pride/dignity/lack of power against the jp folks thing#also testing their relationship and responsibilites as leader subordinate#but felt charged around whether kicheol would protest or junmo would accept the manhandling in totally different 👀 ways#goddamn i wrote an essay and this doesn't even scratch the surface of the meat of the show#tldr; i have many many feelings and for once the 'love triangle' isn't making me gauge out my own eyeballs#it's about power it's about raising the stakes and revealing things about the characters w/o dominating the plot
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Bruuuuhhhhhhhhhhh i'm gonna die
#puppy dog kiriyama#and shimada the handler#i'm gonna die laffing omg#shimada kai#i love you good man#march comes in like a lion#sangatsu no lion#nonsense
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I need him dead and then I'll get over it
#omg kiera no one cares#can't say his full name he's stalking me even tho I'm not allowed 2#but when is HE gonna take one for the team and die so i can be free finally
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Sister in town: yey! We can hangout! Yipee!
My crippling anxiety and stupidly low social battery: whomp whomp now you're gonna be grumpy and have a headache 👍
#i'm gonna crash so hard after she's gone omg#i'm already craving alone time ugh#eepie friends save me. save me eepie friends#i need to look at a picture of Mr Grumpo Soppy Wet Funky Goth or else i'll die#anyways#darya talks to herself
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DIRECTIONERS!!
THIS???
AND THISS???????
OUT BABIES ARE BEING ACTIVE OMGS
#louis tomlinson#zayn malik#one direction#1d#1direction#louis 1d#zayn 1d#1D 2024#Louis Tomlinson 2024#zayn 2024#omgs omgs OMGS I'm gonna die help (we all will at some point but YK WHAT I MEAN)
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