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just finished this for my banner thingyyyyy

It cuts off really bad in mobile but I hope it’s ok??

Anyways that’s why I’m posting it too! Cus you can’t see half of it otherwise…

Anyways enjoy !!

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The Ocean, Me, MS Paint, 2022

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You mean to tell me that

The man who just led police on a wild goose chase for 5 days and left decoys that basically trolled the cops chasing him just suddenly shows up at a random McDonald's in broad daylight with the gun, a written manifesto in his pocket, and all of his equipment conveniently on him

A minimum wage employee at McDonald's ratted on him

He just happened to show up just as people were really starting to calicify in their opinions and were clowning endlessly on the cops

Yeah, you'll excuse me if I find this hard to believe

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Kinda wanna do more characters in this style it’s so silly and fun

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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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Official Edwin Hands Appreciation Post

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Would it be weird of me to say that George Rextrew screams so well? Like getting a truly authentic scream as an actor is HARD, and he’s SO good at it. He hits that deeply terrified note in his voice that almost makes you forget that you aren’t really watching a 16 year old getting tortured. Just one of the many things that stand out about his performance.

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Kinda crazy when crystal said “guys who make gay jokes are actually the biggest pu$$ies” cause that was literally her defending edwin and I think it’s a very underrated scene

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twins.

neil is the mysterious girl that cannot shut the fuck up

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random aftg headcanons

dan gets a video camara and starts filming the foxes. years later, she founds all the tapes and makes a compilation

matt gives the freshman a brooklyn 99 style introduction of everyone

kevin chews gum, like, a lot. gum 24/7. its either mint or watermelon flavoured

the foxes give wymack a "n1 coach" mug for father's day one year. he pretends he is annoyed but he uses it everyday

jean likes to draw

kevin starts getting grey hairs at like 28 (wymack's genes)

renee knows how to tatto and she is actually pretty good, but doesnt do them often.

+she gave allison a butterfly tattoo on her shoulder

later in life, aaron gets a lot of people asking him for autographs thinking he is andrew. he just says "sorry, wrong twin" except when it's a little kid asking, only then he pretends he is andrew, he even learnt his signature

cat goes full gay panic when laila calls her catalina or cata, laila knows it so she does it on purpose

even though kevin prefers and mostly plays left-handed, sometimes he will just switch hands mid-games. like, "you thought you could mark me? sorry pal" and changes hands. it drives his opponements insane. they get used to him playing right-handed, he just switches back to his left. every defense player and coach hates him for that.

king mirrors andrew and sir mirrors neil

andrew and king have staring contents. king sits in the kitchen counter and andrew has to cook but doesnt want to move her so they stare at each other for entire minutes in complete silence. (king loses and leaves on her own to the couch). this happens more often than one would think

the cats LOVE neil's lap, specially sir. neil cant sit without getting a cat on his lap almost inmediately

pt2

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broke: Jeremy is captain sunshine golden retriever boy who hides his feelings and his fucked up family situation

woke: actually🤓☝️ Jeremy first met Andrew in juvie when they were 15 & 13 respectively

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when andrew graduates and is playing pro he has to quit smoking. as a joke neil gets him candy cigarettes. andrew goes nowhere without them.

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Andrew minyards closet is FULL. he’s the complete opposite of Neil, loves shopping, loves buying clothes (and buying neil clothes).

And what does neil do? Instead of wearing the clothes Andrew buys him, he just wears Andrew’s clothes

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my favorite thing is neil judging andrew so immensely hard at first for being weird when he’s literally neil josten

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it was incredibly poetic of nora to begin andreil’s storyline with andrew hitting neil with a racquet and ending it with andrew protecting neil from being hit with a racquet.

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neil: andrew, we need to get married.

andrew:

andrew: what?

neil: i want the fbi to have a heart attack, because i'm going to change my last name again.

andrew: shit.

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ALL THE TYPES OF KISSES NEIL AND ANDREW SHARE PART 2:

Passionate kisses: It's the ones where Andrew pushes Neil against the locker room wall after a particular hard game, a game where he closed the goal because it was important for Neil to win he was bored. It's hard and fast and hands grabbing Neil's tiny waist, something that leaves them both shaking afterwards.

It's the kind of kiss they share at Eden's, when they go out for a smoke break and Neil gives his all into using some tongue trick Andrew definitely didn't teach him, but he's not complaining, and makes Andrew's stomach feel butterflies, especially after that whispered "Yes or No?" before he gets down on his knees and Andrew is dying inside. He doesn't want anything, but he doesn't want this to end.

It's the one they share when they are panting, Neil still recovering from a previous orgasm that Andrew gave him. Andrew can feel his tights shaking and he slowly caresses them and quiets down Neil's whimper with his lips, savoring the fact that his rabbit melts into it and seems to want him even closer. And Andrew gives him just that.

It's the one they share on their first apartment, Andrew holding Neil while they stare at the sun through their balcony while thinking "Stay, forever" because life had taught them trusting was dangerous, but they would do it all over again if it ends with them enraptured in one another, knowing that they finally found a home in each other. (And two annoying cats that Andrew loves definitely hates)