nhzmlplths
nhzmlplths
cryptic_blu3
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I'm a Potato haha | you can relax my friend | I'm so fucking done with everyone and everything | can we all just.....be kind to everyone? | if we all scream at once, imagine how traumatized the doggos will be...can someone kill me please !TPWK EVERYONE!i'd sell my own bones for sapphire stones; 'cause blue is her favourite colour
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nhzmlplths · 1 day ago
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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/
💀 my brother in christopher
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nhzmlplths · 1 day ago
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this sounds backwards, but I’ve always loved viewing furries as modern animism - and being one makes me feel more connected to humanity
animism, historically, was never limited to just animals, either. it can be way of viewing the whole world.
like, a rock on its own is just a rock, but a rock anthropomorphized with anima can become a mirror, reminding us of human values like patience, resiliency, and strength.
I think we forget that anthropomorphism evolved for a reason… and that we can use it to look at ourselves in a more positive light :,)
also, I can eat berries off the bush and think about being a cute silly deer 🦌 . which is awesome. we’re meant to see ourselves in nature because we’re part of it, too :P
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nhzmlplths · 2 days ago
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Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
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nhzmlplths · 2 days ago
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Hey remember when Jean looked at Jeremy with a searching gaze and said “there you are” so softly? Remember when Jean’s eyes searched for his Jeremy inside one that seemed lost, relieved when he found him? Remember when Jean desperately needed Jeremy to come back to him? Remember how he misses him??
Do y’all remember that??
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nhzmlplths · 2 days ago
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"It's just a hand."
"It's your hand."
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nhzmlplths · 2 days ago
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NEED the aftg fandom to stop demonising andrew just let him exist. sleeping with his arms draped over the steering wheel, smashing his racquet against the wall when he got scored on, staring at neil in silence for a full minute after finding out what the foxes named the cats, "what are you doing with a maserati?" "driving it.", drinking hot chocolate and watching movies with bee, buying neil armbands so he doesn't have to see his scars, running up and down the stairs in the stadium, falling asleep on the beanbag in the dorms, muttering something that makes renee laugh under his breath during an interview, studying criminology for the shits n giggles, clocking jeremy immediately and going back and gossiping to renee about it, buying clubbing clothes for neil, UGH andrew minyard you will always be loved by me.
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nhzmlplths · 2 days ago
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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.
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nhzmlplths · 2 days ago
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Can Renee Walker from aftg (all for the game) please be held
Today, Jesus is holding:
Renee Walker from All For The Game
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nhzmlplths · 2 days ago
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those eyes
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nhzmlplths · 3 days ago
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if you often like or reblog my posts i 100% remember your username and mentally go “oh yes friend” every single time i see you in my notes or on my dash 
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nhzmlplths · 4 days ago
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nhzmlplths · 7 days ago
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andrew is the fakest idgafer because there’s no way he was chill about his sexy situationship (love of his life) giving him a QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS in stolen yakuza blood money to buy him a maserati. his dream car.
he is but a simple gay man. i know damn well he had to sit on the roof and smoke for three hours while blasting complicated by avril lavigne on loop before he was chill enough to be seen
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nhzmlplths · 7 days ago
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whenever i read books i cannot actually imagine what the characters look like, they're all somewhat like this.
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nhzmlplths · 8 days ago
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nhzmlplths · 8 days ago
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Called to the devil and the devil said "Hey, why you been calling this late? It's like 2AM and the bars all close at 10 in hell, it's a rule I made. Anyway, you say you're too busy saving everybody else to save yourself? And you don't want no help, oh well." That's the story to tell.
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you could let it all go, you could let it all go,
it's called freefall, it's called freefall
you could let it all go, you could let it all go,
'cause ain't shit free but falling out
that shit's easy, let me show you how, it's like
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nhzmlplths · 8 days ago
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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
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