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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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WOAH WOAH WOAH THIS IS RTHE FIRST THING ON MY DASH AND I HAVENT EVEM FOUND THE BOOK YET OMGS BRO (i just finished the secret history though, i was about to go down that rabbit hole on tumblr)

chapter fifteen really has it all

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Renee! 🤍

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I have a feeling tumblr will like this

(Lesbian space coyotes)

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I love the headcanon that when Jegulus first got together there was a one sided 'war' between Barty and James, either on James's side because he found out that Barty and Reg had something going on at some point or on Barty's side because he thinks James is trying to steal his best friend from him and he truly understands why Reg would be easily stolen by James cause James is everything that Barty wishes to be. And so this just kinda continues for months without the other one knowing anything about it.

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why do people blur out barty's trauma in fics????? I rarely ever see anything about it. It's always "barty is just a psychotic little twink!" not "barty can't even contemplate who he is as a person because he's had that forced from his hand by his father."

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Barty sneezes like a dad and you can hear it from across the school grounds. Birds fear winter because of how fucking loud him sneezing is and that boy refuses to change his wardrobe for winter so he gets colds quite frequently.

On the other side of the spectrum, Regulus sneezes like a kitten and is constantly made fun of for it.

Evan doesn't sneeze.

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so i made a thing

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“A cool evening breeze. Rainbows. Open roads. Friends.”

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being a simultaneous optimist with crippling self doubt is actually easy as shit. im certain the world is full of joy and hope for everyone in the world except me. what’s not clicking.

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One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

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““When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with. The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.” All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone. And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.””

— Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via jillymomcraftypants)

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hey guys. how are we feeling

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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Neil Josten Olympia meme redraw XD super duper quick sketch bc this is so him!!!

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more aftg bigbang art for the fantastic fic by @xxxbabyinatrenchcoatxxx is Neil ever gonna catch a break? 🥲 probably not 😭🧡