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do your ever get excited to see certain mutuals in your notes like yes i pleased the Friend

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I have the impression that this trilogy is going the opposite way from the original trilogy.

All for the game... in other words, Everything is worth it for the game.

VS.

Not All for the game... not everything goes in the game, because it is a game. A game to have fun.

Trojan thinking goes, in fact, in the opposite direction to that of Kevin and Neil. Jeremy thinks it's "just a game" while for Kevin and Neil it's not. It would be super interesting if Jean achieved this mentality.

This would be genius, really.

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Neil's two true loves

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Nobody:

Barty and Evan: we put the hot in psychotic

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*from pinterest*

talk ur shit

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“That ship is toxic ! They're so unhealthy—”

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*at a death eater meeting*

Barty: They hate our strategies because we're dating!

Evan: …

Evan: We’re not dating?

Regulus: YOU’RE NOT!?

Barty *getting off Evan’s lap*: We’re not?!

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Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*

*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*

Sirius: Quidditch?

Barty: Nah...

Barty: Serial killers?

Sirius: Not really...

Sirius: Motorcycles?

Barty: Maybe...

Barty: um... mommy issues?

Sirius: Kinda?!

Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?

Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!

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[James watching young Luna and Harry]

Harry, running in: Papa! Papa!

James: Yes?

Harry: Luna said the B word!

James:

Luna, also running in: Motherfucker doesn’t start with B, Harry!

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Me when the slow burn is slow burning

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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history

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"how can you like barty and evan but not snape?" "how can you like peter but not snape?" silly rosekiller and wormtail visions came to me in my sleep, and i simply didn't have such visions of snape. will update if i see him as a boykisser in my dreams and it alters the way i see him :)

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I need this type of chaos in my life. please.

Barty the type of guy too call Sirius a fag-boykissing-poof and then turn around too make out with Evan whos lap he is currently sitting on.

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marauders as things my friends have said

barty: do you think that i’m a sunrise or a sunset?

regulus: i think that you’re a bitch

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Books: Main characters must follow the plot.

Fanfiction: Okay but what if they went to IKEA and fought over furniture instead?

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When the sibling relationship is so tragically complex you just have to sit there and cry.

Like the way almost everyone including Aaron thought that Andrew was just pretty much incapable of feeling emotion, let alone caring deeply about people, and then this scene happens. I can't. They make me physically unwell.