#omfg college apps

[sugugasm]

ik i just posted yesterday buuuut . . do yall want a nanami fic for his bday either today or tmrw ?? i wanna clear out my drafts but i feel like this one is kinda like a similar vibe to the toji fic, and i don’t want the theme to be repetitive — but i love seein my scary giant men get happy endings :3 but umm he’s a professor in this LMAO.

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

of the twelve people in my apush class due to the stat from collegeboard about the pass/fail rate of apush only five of us should have passed and i have my guesses and i'm not in that guess

[bajicantspell]

Kodzuken in my DMs ❕

Summary: Kenma trying (and failing) to make a move  → Warnings: cursing (Fluff) 🎧 This is part one, although both can be read as a one shot Part two right here

Despite his dislike for being recognized in public and the inevitable social interactions that fame entails, he couldn't deny that it came with its advantages. For starters, living in a big house in his early twenties wasn’t something he could complain about. Sure, it might have been just a rental and not in Roppongi Hills, but that wasn't due to any financial constraints; he simply chose not to. Kenma couldn't complain, he loved helping his loved ones. Whether it was sponsoring his friend's volleyball career or paying off his parents' debt, it felt nice to be useful.

Honestly he never expected himself to get this far this early in his life. It really felt like one day he was streaming in his old room for the ten people that happened to join and the next day he’s a ceo of a company. 

However, one thing that Kenma anticipated to be much easier, but found it wasn't, was dealing with women. Its not like the requests weren’t piling up; it seemed like every hour there was a new girl in his requests offering him everything lewd imaginable.

 Sure, meaningless sex could be nice once in a while, but lately he’s been feeling very lonely. Kuroo was always working, his parents lived far away, Hinata was in fucking Brazil. Aside from calls with them and the occasional visits, tedious work meetings, and interactions in his stream chat, he had no contact with anyone. Kenma also considered that it might be FOMO, but the fact that he had never had a girlfriend didn't help. In high school, he avoided women at all costs. In college, he went on a few dates, but nothing serious came of them—just one okay-ish hookup. Then he went viral, and dating became harder, because it seemed every conversation ended up being about him and his internet presence. 

Kenma sighed while scrolling through another dating app. Everytime he matched with someone and the first message they’d sent was “OMFG ARE YOU KODZUKEN”  he wanted to smash the phone screen just a little more. Giving up, he sank deeper into his gaming chair, taking a few deep breaths. He needed to be relaxed for the stream he was about to start.

If you could tell your awkward-ugly-duckling middle school self that you would one day have nearly ten thousand Instagram followers just for being pretty, she would have laughed in your face. Though you were extremely grateful, it wasn't as if your life was substantially different from anyone else's. You don’t get payed for posting, you’re still a regular university student, and aside from the occasional scammy sponsorship offer that you always turned down (and the creepy men asking you to start an OnlyFans), there wasn’t anything outstandingly different about your life.One thing you did brag about to your friends, however, was that the famous streamer Kodzuken had been following you for a couple of months now.  Part of you was convinced it was accidental though, since he never watches any stories or interacts with any posts. Bummer, you thought he’s really cute. 

“I’m gonna buy a fucking gun and shoot myself” Kenma complained to Kuroo during their weekly call. 

“You say while wiping your tears with money” 

“Oh fuck off, I’m serious! I tried everything. I swear I’ll resort to just fucking my hand for the rest of my life” 

Kuroo snickered, then he started thinking of solutions for his lonely friend. “Okay, instead of being a drama queen in her fucking castle lets try to be reasonable. What have you tried so far?”

Kenma sighed, “Mostly dating apps to be honest. Ain’t working. Also checked my requests and they all sound like the plots to a bad porno.” 

“Seriously? Like what?” Kenma could hear Kuroo’s smug smile through the phone.

“Dude there was one where she offered to lick my toes. Not gonna lie it was tempting.” Kenma joked, earning a loud laugh from Kuroo. 

“Damn, living the dream. Anyway, have you tried making a move though? Cause what I’m getting from this is you expecting the woman of your dreams to fall from the sky.” 

“How could i even do that? Can’t go outside without a crowd following me around. Can’t imagine a girl who feels comfortable getting hit on by a dude with an army behind him.” Kenma sighed. 

“I didnt mean that dumbass, I know that. I mean like shooting your shot through social media or something. There must be at least one babe that cought your eye.” Kuroo reasoned. 

Kenma paused and thought for a moment, his cheeks flushing the slightest shade of pink.

“Well there is one…” 

“Oh yea? Who?” Kuroo smirked. 

“She’s not like, famous or anything, which I like. It’s @(youruser). Found her a couple of months ago. Physically she’s exactly my type, like everything is exactly what i like in a girl; face, body, hair, style, the whole shtick. Followed her a couple of months ago, didnt have the courage to say anything though.” Kenma nervously explained. 

“I say send her something, what’s the worst that can happen? Getting rejected? So what? Then you move on.” 

“I don’t know…I think she’s really pretty, shooting my shot and then messing up means it’d be weird to still follow her. Don’t wanna make her uncomfy. She doesn’t post anything crazy, just selfies and outfit inspo, but she’s so fucking cute in every pic and video, drives me crazy.” Kenma sheepishly smiled. 

“Even if she does turn you down if you’re nice about it I doubt she’ll be uncomfortable. I say do it.” 

Kenma sighed, knowing Kuroo was right. He opened Instagram and searched for your profile, keeping the call with Kuroo active in case you replied quickly. 

*ding* 

 You were in the middle of doing some coursework when your phone buzzed. Glancing at the screen, you expected it to be a new follower. Your eyes went wide when you realized the notification said ‘@kodzuken wants to send you a message’.

No fucking way, you thought. 

You anxiously unlocked your phone, your focus completely shifting from your studies. 

What you didnt know is that  an equally anxious Kenma was patiently waiting for at least a ‘seen’ with his best bud on the line. 

You opened the message. 

Kodzuken: Hey :) 

Your finger hovered over the keyboard of your phone for just a second before replying.

You: Hiiiii

You cringed at your reply, it seemed to childish and dry at the same time. 

Kenma didnt think so, he was too busy panicking over the fact that you replied. Maybe he never got over his social anxiety after all. 

“Dude she replied.” He said, not fully believing himself. 

“Damn, that was fast,’ Kuroo smirked, ‘I’ll leave you lovebirds alone, gotta catch up on some work stuff. Talk to you later!” 

“Wait Kuro don’t-” before Kenma could finish his sentence the call was over. 

He clicked his tongue in annoyance- “Asshole”, he mumbled.  

He stared at the screen, unable to muster the courage to type anything. It was then that he realized this might be the first time he truly liked a girl, due to the anxious feeling that had left him since high school. With trembling fingers unable to type anything, he sighed and set his phone down, promising himself he would reply in an hour. However, that hour stretched into several, and then two days passed. He felt insanely pathetic. 

Kenma was on call with Kuroo again, Kuroo couldn’t stop complaining about the shitty meeting he had the day before.

“He was such an asshole, fucking bastard rolled his eyes everytime my colleagues and I talked. Like shut the fuck up. If you hate your job this fucking much at least don’t bring misery into ours.” 

Kenma could only hum in response, preoccupied with setting up for his stream while his mind was flooded with self-critical thoughts.

Kuroo noticed the uncharacteristic response from his best friend- If there was one thing Kenma loved, it was shit talk, and Kuroo knew that all too well from years and years of friendship with him, and the countless brutalities that Kenma would throw at him and others he was comfortable with. He would point out things in such a monotone way, you couldn’t even be mad. Kenma was a hater to his core, so not hearing even a snicker from the other side of the line was concerning. 

“Hey man, are you okay?” He asked.

“Yea its whatever.” 

Kuroo suspected what this might be about. 

“So uh.. how did things with the girl go?” 

“They didn’t fucking go.” Kenma let out a huff of laughter through his nose, tinged with self-pity.

“Hm? How come?” 

“I panicked and left her on seen. And I highly doubt I can recover that now. Like what am I gonna say? Hi sorry I left you on seen even though I texted you first, I’m just too fucking high and mighty to reply.” 

“Well definitely don’t say that.” Kuroo joked. 

“I seriously fumbled. Fuck,” Kenma muttered just loud enough for Kuroo to hear, running a hand through his hair.

“It’s okay, man. These things happen,” Kuroo said empathetically, his voice gentle and reassuring. “Everyone fucks up sometimes. You just need to give yourself a break.”, though he didnt get a response from the overthinker. 

“You’re gonna start a stream soon yea?” Kuroo changed the subject, he knew that the best way to make Kenma feel better was to distract him or piss him off a little. The second part was coming later. 

“Yea, almost done setting up. Gonna start in five.” 

“I might stay and watch a little today, I’m off work for the weekend.”

“Kay, I’m gonna hang up now. ‘Bout to start.” 

You checked the chat a couple of times during those two days, though the bitter ‘seen’ never changed. You couldn’t lie, you were a little disappointed. You didnt know much about video games, but you enjoyed his streams once in a while. He was a bit of a celebrity crush for you. 

It was the weekend, and with not much to do, you mindlessly scrolled through Instagram stories to kill time. You stumbled upon Kodzuken’s story, it was a picture of his monitor, with the text “streaming” and a link to his twitch. Although you were disappointed with the outcome of your “conversation”, you thought it couldn’t hurt watching for a bit. 

You clicked the link, and as you entered the stream, the first thing you noticed was his not-so-happy expression. His chat was filled with messages asking if he was okay.

You watched for a little bit, nothing particularly special happening. 

As you were about to click off, Kenma snapped at his chat. "Guys, I'm fine! Please stop asking." The irritation in his voice was evident. Despite his words, the tone of his voice betrayed him, revealing a hint of underlying frustration or perhaps even distress.

Another autogenerated voiced question popped on the screen, something that happens with every donation. “Okay man! Whatever it is, don’t worry, we won’t nag you.” The robotic tone of the voice did little to mask the genuine concern behind the words.

 Kenma’s shoulders tensed for a moment before he forced a small, appreciative smile. “Thanks,” he muttered, the frustration in his voice easing slightly. He ran a hand through his hair and took a deep breath. “I appreciate it, really. Let’s just focus on the game, okay?”

You decided to stay for just a little longer, puzzled at the unfamiliar demeanor of the famous streamer. 

A few minutes go by, and another donation followed by the familiar robotic voice  “@KUROROROTETSU : don’t mind him he fumbled the insta baddie” 

Your cheeks flushed for just a second though you were quickly brought back to reality by the man on the screen in front of you.

“Fucking kill yourself. Like I’m not even kidding I need you dead on my doorstep.” Kenma cursed to distract you the audience from his embarrassment, his eyebrows furrowed and a huge shit eating grin plastered on his face.

The chat started blowing up with laughs and ‘Kodzu’s back guys’

Kenma added, “before anyone cancels me that was my best friend of twenty years, don’t take the clip out of context.” He laughed.

Your favorite comment was someone saying “guys kodzu gets not bitches he’s just like me fr”, it made you let out a small giggle.

You debated with yourself, engaging in a mental monologue. ‘If I send him a message and it turns out to be about me, that’s the best case scenario. The worst case is completely humiliating myself in front of someone really famous,’ you reasoned.

You decided that a little embarrassment was a risk worth taking this time.

Kenma continued playing as usual, engaging and laughing with his audience. He felt his phone buzz and saw the screen light up beside him.

@(youruser) : for the record, I don’t think you fumbled me <3

He glanced at the screen, reading the notification, and immediately turned beet red. His heart raced as he processed the message. Slowly, he lifted his eyes to the camera, his expression a mix of surprise and embarrassment, as if he were looking directly at you through the screen.

“I uh.. hold on guys i need to reply to this for a second.” He said as he proceeded to pause metal gear solid. 

Your screen was still open to your chat, and a surge of excitement ran through you when you saw the telltale indicator that he was typing.

Kodzuken : holy shit I’m so sry, didn’t know you were watching 

(Youruser) : ahahah dw its fine

Kodzuken : can I text you after I’m done? Totally fine if u don’t wanna tho

Well it wasn’t totally fine, he really hoped you’d say yes.

(Youruser) : I’ll be waitiiiing :) 

Needless to say, that was the longest a stream had ever felt. He could hardly wait to finish so he could talk to you; properly this time.

𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕖𝕤 ↓。

part two right here , also i found these banners on Pinterest, if anyone knows who made these pls lmk so i can give credit

[multifandomslxt]

NCT 127 and their sugar daddy ratings PT.1

part two coming soon as well as a svt and skz version

Johnny Suh

9.5/10 ( less .5 because he refuses to use the title of sugar daddy, instead he prefers "sponsor".)

He's a CEO. No questions about it.

The man is Fucking RICH

You met through a mutual friend

talked a bit and you ended up telling him that

you were currently taking a year off because of a financial bind

Lies to you and tells you he sponsors college students sometimes

and that he would like to sponsor you

Of course you immediately accept the offer

so begins the sugar daddy antics

Would spoil you,

And I do mean

SPOIL YOU!

The song 'Sexy' by JoeVille

"you can do anything you want when you sexy"

Is something he literally lives by

you can do no fucking wrong in his eyes

you're his princess

went on a business trip once and came back to tell you

he bought you a whole penthouse apartment

just in case you wanted to "Study abroad"

buys you EVERYTHING you could ever want

demands you call him "Mr. Suh"

in your eyes its because he wants respect

in his eyes its the closest thing to 'daddy'.

Forbids you from getting a part-time job because

"I can take care of you. Let me take care of you I'm your sponsor after all."

Buys you an expensive necklace for your graduation present.

Then finally reveals that the whole sponsor thing was just him spending his personal money on you.

and so begins the sugar baby-to-girlfriend pipeline.

treats you the same except

now yall are having sex 6/7 days of the week.

Jung Jaehyun

10/10 (bitch he's perfecttttttt)

Another CEO

He ain't rich like Johnny though

This bitch right here?

he is ✨ WEALTHY✨

LOVESSSSSSS TO SPEND HIS MONEY

You met while you were at work

Everybody knew him

and you were the waitress in charge of his table

First thing you realized about this man

he doesn't speak to many people

Someone literally ordered for him

anyways

imagine your shock when you're about to clock out and your

co-worker tells you "Y/n, Mr. Jung would like to have a word with you. He says to bring your stuff with you"

His security leads you to his car and you step in

Jaehyun is literally staring at you the minute you sit in the car

"I'll be straight to the point, I have a meeting to get to in the next 10 minutes. I want you."

Cue the shocked look and silence

However, y'all start to date.

yes, he's your boyfriend and your sugar daddy

as I said, he enjoys spending his money

but only on very specific people.

takes you all over the fucking world you hear me???

Paris has seen your face more than your local chick-fil-a

the type to buy you anything you look at

even if it was for a mili second

this explains how your closet is now overflowing with designer dresses

also, you're a curvy queen

listen closely

HE WILL BE BUYING YOU EVERY DESIGNER BODY CON DRESS TO EVER EXIST!

this is his fav so simple yet so effective (he's convinced you're trying to k!ll him)

that dress got you a fucking range rover babeee

and it also got you a few days of sick leave from the "unnecessary job" as Jaehyun likes to call it.

completely reaaranged your guts lmaoo

And the lingerie??

its tradition he buys you 10-15 sets every Friday

"Y'know daddy'll give you the world right?"

Lee Taeyong

9/10 (he was awkward at first lmaoo)

First off you don't know what he does

but the bitch got MONEYYYYYYYYYY

You met on a sugar baby app

you were just trynna make ends meet

he was just trynna get rid of the extra money he got

his first text to you seemed so damn auto mated lmaooo

"hello, I'm Taeyong! Would you like to continue this conversation?"

you were like "???"

but yk eventually yall kicked it off

gave you his card pin after your third date

"Anything you want Daddy will buy it for you okay?"

omfg

the type to set up an account for you just for your hair and nails

fucckkkkkkk

he even sends you what he wants you to get.

Just so yk

Them Fulani braids

will send him in a coma

he loves frenchies too

so expect alooottt of special requests

he expects to see your personal purchases on his bank statements

don't play with him.

got his bank statement once and dint see your daily coffee purchase

fucked you into oblivion just for that.

he pays your rent

and is also planning on buying you 2 cars for your birthday

one for everyday use

and the other for special occasions lmaoooo

"Just let Daddy take care of you okay?"

Nakamoto Yuta

11/10 (Bitch...it's literally Yuta)

You also don't know what he does

but as usual, he got money

somehow WEALTHIER than Jaehyun

Yall met through a sugar baby app

he was experimenting

and you were new to this

has a specific amount of money he must depend on you at the end of every month

over 200k

I said what I said

yes you are his sugar baby but he was very clear

when he told you that he is also the MAN in your life

ain't nobody supposed to have access to that pu$$y except him and you

got that??

s3x with him is surprisingly rare btw

he's wayyy too busy to be around you 24/7

hence the over the top 200k budget

always has eyes on you even when he isn't there

you went grocery shopping n the wrong side of town once

and he called you the minute you got home

"What did I tell you about putting yourself in danger princess? do you want me to come home early and teach you a lesson?"

probably the most possessive out of all of them

[perflittleangel]

omfg i cannot wait for college apps to be over so i have the time to exercise and focus on my 3d

[mygnolia]

OH GOD REN U DONT WANT TO KNOW…. my sched this year is ap calc bc / ap chem / ap bio / ap us history / ap lang / orchestra / journalism LIKE MAYBE THIS WAS SETTING ME UP FOR DEATH. DEATH!!! but we will prevail . (i hope)

I MISS UU SM how’s everything??? give ur girl an update!!!

OMG THE 4 APS. ALSO APUSH AND CALC BS AND CHEM UR INSANE UR INSANE 😭🙏 i pray for u i oray for ur exams (yes u will prevail)

UMMMM UPDATEEE hmm just have some club stuff going on!! im going to six flags this weekend for a spirit competition!! also ive been buying pcs and working, life has been rlly good actually!!!!

wbu??? i spent like 10 mins reading ur posts which r so funny we literally use the save lingo and slang (sedate me, kill me, THE CAPS LOCK OMFG, hello???? the abundance of questions marks ur actually my twin i need u and vannie wherever she is to meet up so we can see enha tgt in the future

OH i got a 1360 on the sat!! which is a bit better than the 1350 i expected so im happy!!!!! also doing college apps rn…uc berk is the dream but ill go to any csu LOL idc

also if u would like to exchange either kpop instas or privs id love to get to know u more!!! it is totally up to u 🫶🫶

[worldwright]

BRO BRO BRO

REMEMBER WHEN I SAID THAT I SET UP A PROFILE ON A DATING APP ???? WELL I USE A NICKNAME SINCE MY NAME IS PRETTY UNIQUE AND I DONT WANT PEOPLE FROM COLLEGE TO RECOGNIZE ME/MATCH WITH ME BC OMFG THE EMBARRASSMENT ID HAVE IF IT HAPPEN

I EXPLAINED TO THIS DUDE THAT I WAS USING A NICKNAME FOR THIS REASON AND HE JUST ASKED ME WHY I WAS ON A DATING APP

BRO. THINK A LITTLE BIT BRO MAZLQROAMZKIRTPEZK

anyway, forgot to say yesterday (since i was having a shitty migraine), but my new classmates seem nice and my main russian professor was happy to see me back :3 also she normally says people's name in a russian accent only during class but she doesn't do that with my name !!!! im so happy for that ! >.<

it's raining today !!!! autumn here you come <3

have a wonderful morning my friend !

LMAO "why are you protecting your identity on a dating app" ???????? can't possibly think of a reason

glad your classmates seem cool!! hope they'll at least be good to do projects with

class registration re-opened this morning, I managed to get into the math class I needed yayyyyyy

........somewhat considering also signing up for Japanese. probably not smart for my first term back at school in like three years tho :/

gonna crash at my friends' again today lol, wanna make sure my bestie isn't too lonely with my partner on vacation

hope you have a wonderful evening, friend!!

[qwimchii]

AHHHH JUST FINISHED NEW CHAPTER

made me tear up , bet the next one is gonna make me cry like a baby 😭 I loved it so much

Simon does not know how to properly handle his emotions omfg,

Also cant wait for pt 3 of price’s story!!!! Tag me in it if you’d like

OMGGSIJFSIFJ SO GLAD YOU LIKED ITTTT <33 💞 and yea simon needs therapy ong 😭

also i will be doing requests and (finally) finishing price's story after i finish body & soul!! im a bit busy as of right now because of college apps but after this coming week i should have more time to write hopefully... 🤭

[yourlocalsewerdragon]

OMG advice for high school:

- BUY A PLANNER FOR YOUR HOMEWORK it Will save your life

- don’t get caught up in drama these people do not matter and you will never see them again after four years

- talk to your friends when you’re feeling mentally ill

- make friends with your cool teachers especially in junior year so you can get recommendation letters from them

- PLEASE please please don’t take advanced classes just to look smart to colleges / your classmates. it’s not worth it and ur gonna be much more productive if you only take advanced classes for subjects you like. that way you can put more effort into extracurriculars and shit

- be yourself!!!! don’t try to change who you are or how people perceive you. ppl who don’t like you just aren’t meant to be ur friend. you’ll find the right people eventually if you keep putting yourself out there!!

- if ur having trouble with math, khan academy and the photomath app are your best friends 4eva

- most of all: HAVE FUN!!! these are the worst years of your life (half joking) but you have the power to make it slay <3

that advanced class tip is a very good tip actually. we do ib at my school n the minimum is 3 advanced classes to graduate w the diploma so u bet ur ASS im ONLY doing 3.

also i really really need to buy a planner omfg. it needs to be cute and girly tho or im not using it

[kyliecatqueen]

OMFG ITS BEEN SUCH A WHILE SINCE IVE TALKED TO U HIII IM SAKIII

Okay so basically, im not a child whos lowkey sharing TOO much on this app, im a sixth grader now and 12 😱😱

Also very random glowup (yes i dyed some of my strands purple)

ELLOOO! You look awesome holy hecc :D

I'll share my current status in turn then, I'm in college now and I'm 18!

[threeletterslife]

Chana. ChANA I AM LITERALLY BLOWN AWAY BY HOW MUCH THOUGHT YOU PUT IN YOUR STORIES, not a lot of people can write anything interesting & engaging *coughs at myself* let alone be able to put so many deeper messages and gray area for readers to analyze and interpret. I swear, I could literally see myself discussing topics from your fics in my literature class, especially since a lot of it has no definite answer and questions a lot about morality(?). Your fics are a dose of brain exercise 😃

A random question though, are you ever discouraged by the low number of notes on your fics? Also is it annoying to have silent readers like me ;-; (as in I'm not actually able to like or reblog your works)? Anyways, GOOD LUCK ON FINALS AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR HIATUS AND GET THAT SEROTONIN FROM WRITING :D ((i think you mentioned once that writing gives you serotonin?? sorry if I'm wrong hfkakgk)) AND GOOD LUCK ON TURNING IN YOUR COLLEGE APPS/EARLY DECISION RESULTS (i think) !! 🌻

THAT IS SUCH A BIG COMPLIMENT I AM SCREAMING 😭😭😭DISCUSS??? my FICS??? in LIT CLASS?? lmfao i WISH! i really do try hard to make my fics beyond one-dimensional LOL i’m literally sO fascinated with human behavior and iconic literary periods (existentialism, modernism, romanticism) all some of my favs!! and since i’m so heavily inspired by these periods, i guess i can’t help but let these concepts bleed into some of my work OOP. also sometimes i write without thinking of symbolism, but it just turns out that way 😳😳and then i just go along with it LOL (so sometimes my ‘deeper’ messages are a fluke 😀😀) #exposed (but i’m starting to think a lot of the great authors in history are like this too)

anyways! good question! i don’t ever become discouraged by the number of notes i get. i mean, sure, having more notes is indicative of “success,” but i just see the notes as a way to gauge how many readers i have. i think a good rule of thumb is you have about three or four times as many readers as your notes. and to me, just having anyone other than me or my irl friends read my work is SHOCKING. i define my success here with how satisfied i feel with my own work. on a scale of one to ten, i’d say i’m at a 6 right now. i still think i have a lot of room for improvement. but the fact that people are willing to read my sub par writing is insane. i don’t really mind if my readers are silent! i think that has to do more with personality (i rarely interact with my favorite authors on here even though i IDOLIZE their work,,, i’m just shY i guess 😀). i know that people read my writing and that makes me happy enough!

of course, fic reviews and likes are another serotonin boost for me! (anyone open to discussing my fics with me would instantly become my bff LMFAO). but i don’t necessarily need followers, likes and reblogs to stay on this platform. tumblr’s just a place for me to post my ideas as an amateur writer! if i gain more readers, that’d be amazing. if i maintain a smaller platform, that’s fine too! i’m just already more than thankful that i have a loyal readership and people like you who send me kind messages on a weekly basis!! 

BUT YES I JUST FINISHED ALL MY FINALS!! THANK YOU! I’VE BEEN WRITING FOR TWO HOURS TODAY LOL. and YES! WRITING LITERALLY CHASES AWAY DEPRESSION LOLL 

[pomarrillo]

GET THEE TO A NUNNERY

[polliwoggi]

As someone who was literally locked in a room until I applied for college due to the push push push of GO TO COLLEGE IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIGHSCHOOL in the US and is now locked into tens of thousands of dollars of debt and no degree because I didn’t finish, please give trade school a try. Give anything a try. Hell, go intern somewhere for a few months, get a part time job, something - even just hang out somewhere you might be interested in getting an apprenticeship at, something. There are so many options that they completely and totally just don’t teach you about in schools because of the push to pass those tests that they unfortunately have to fill.

I’m now making my living as a self-employed systems admin and illustrator, neither of which I studied in college. There are plenty of choices. Find what fits for you, not what the push of society says you have to do.

By the way, the way that No Child Left Behind impacts the trade worker shortage in the US is because in about 2002 shop classes, home ec classes, auto classes, etc, had their funding diverted into teaching kids how to pass standardized tests so that the schools could continue to pay teachers and keep the library open.

It's hard to figure out that you might be interested in plumbing as a career when you've spent twelve years learning how to pass multiple choice tests and having ceramics and band as the only available electives.

This is one place where I actually WILL do the generational thing and say that Millennials and Gen Z got completely fucked in a way that older generations didn't.

It's actually really fucking hard to repair a cabinet when you've never had a shop class. It's really goddamned difficult to learn everything about car maintenance on your own through youtube videos instead of in a semester of auto shop. It's really goddamned difficult to figure out you want to be a plumber or an electrician or a welder when you are eighteen years old, have been taught to pass tests and cajoled into applying for college, and you've never handled an air compressor or used a socket wrench.

[mylilshawtybae]

It’s so haaardddddd having adhd and having to do college apps…it’s like I’ve had senioritis since elementary school… when it comes to April imma be a natural at that!!!

[hoedameron]

cant believe he’s coming back oh my fucking gosh 🥺💖

[honey-milk-depresso]

“𝘞𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶..?”- - 𝘼𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙮𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨◄(TWST, accidentally joining a mysterious chat group; 2)

Heartslabyul Chat 1, First Year Chat 2, Chat 3, Chat 4, Chat 5, Chat 6, Chat 7, Chat 8   ⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎… ⋙

TW: Cussing

ＩＮＴＲＯＤＵＣＴＩＯＮ　ＴＯ　ＨＯＮＥＥ－ＭＥＩ！【ホネメイ】

HONEE-MEI is a free application that provides messaging and voice-over-IP services. It allows users to send text messages and voice messages, make voice and video calls, and share images, documents, user locations, and other content.

The special part about HONEE-MEI is that it allows you to connect internationally across the globe, not just allow private chats, but allows you to interact with others by typing in the code of your desired group chat or individual you would like to talk to!

Of course, privacy settings can be modified to your liking!

It has recently become more and more popular! Why not give it a try?

ᶤţ ωㄖｕlĎ𝐍'𝓣 𝕙ᑌŘт 𝕥๏ Ť𝐑ʸ…

Download now!

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▻ 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗖𝗵𝗮���  ⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎… ⋙

“I’ve never heard of Night Raven College before... Maybe it’s an unpopular school?” You rambled while lying on your bed, scrolling to find your HONEE-MEI app, pondering over what and where was NRC even existing.

You didn’t take much thought into it, though.

Long hours of chatting with the “Heartslabyul Chat”, which was apparently the name of the dormitory all 5 of your new friends were in. One in particular who messaged you privately just 20 minutes upon entering was the user named “Ace”.

His profile picture showed him winking mischievously across the screen, like a complete brat, just like how he texted you his greeting. 

You had to say, however, he did look pretty charming from one picture.

                                            ➤𝗔𝗰𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗮

                                             → Ace is online!

Ace: hey y/n-

Ace: hey

Ace: hey

Ace: heyyyyyy

                                               → Y/N is online!

Y/N: omfg what

Ace: Listen to this-

Y/N: ?

You rolled your eyes with a scoff, before smiling. You gotta admit this guy was a pain in the ass as he likes to text you a lot with a dozen over messages, including to spam random photos, memes and what not about almost anything stupid you could ever imagine.

But... he never left you bored over each text, even if it’s only been 3 days of texting you.

Ace: do you wanna join my group chat?? deuce is in there too, and some other friends. only 3 of em- whaddya say?

You pursed your lips. Another group chat? Well... it wouldn’t hurt to meet new friends, right?

After all, you did made friends with the 5 Heartslabyul members by accident, which ended up going alright. Cater loves to spam you with a lot of photos, like Ace, and he was pretty distraught when you told him you didn’t have Magicam at all.

Trey was the one who caught glimpse of you entering the chat completely out of the blue. He was the most “chill” person you’ve ever met, and he pretty much just asks you how your day was, have you eaten, and all those other questions like how a mom would. Cater did joke that he IS the “Mother of Heartslabyul”.

Riddle was... very sceptical of you to say the least. He didn’t text you a lot, and when he did, he was very formal and withdrawn that it made you anxious to even talk to him. Maybe he’s still not trusting a random stranger who appeared in the chat out of nowhere? That’s fair.

Deuce was really sweet, but also pretty dumb. You were a bit taken aback when you told him you weren’t from NRC nor this other school called RSA, and asked where you studied. He didn’t know where that place was, though, and he also seemed to really like chicks and eat eggs. A pretty ironic combo if you asked me.

Ace: ya cool with that?

Ace snapped you out of thought as he asked you again. You hesitated for awhile, but responded back.

Y/N: yea sure

Ace: sweet!! here’s the invite:

           ⋙ 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗚𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗴𝗴𝗴

Ace: just click on it and it’ll bring ya there, see ya later!

With that, you clicked the invite, as the app redirected you to a whole new world.

⋘𝙉𝙤𝙬 𝙙𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤 “𝙁𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙔𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙂𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙜𝙜𝙜”. 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩… ⋙

The flash of the loading screen disappeared as you were met with new names.

                                   → Y/N has joined the chat!

                                   → Ace has joined the chat!

Ace: @everyone Y/N’s here yall

                                   → Deuce has joined the chat!

Deuce: Y/N, hey! Nice to see you again! ^^

Y/N: hey deuceeeeee

                                   → Jack has joined the chat!

                                   → Epel has joined the chat!

                                   → Sebek has joined the chat!

Sebek: Who is this?!

Ace: its Y/N- literally the person i talked about a day ago-

Epel: holy shit you weren’t makin this up?

Ace: YEAH OFC I FUCKIN’ DIDN’T- WHAT DID YOU THINK

Epel: HOW TF WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW- I THOUGHT YOUR ONLY FRIENDS WERE NON-EXISTENT

Ace: EXCUSE ME???? 

Jack: Guys, can we be more proper around Y/N and not scream through text, please?

Epel: right, right, sorry jack. anyways, hey @Y/N, the name’s epel felmier. nice ta meet ya!

Jack: Yeah, my name is Jack.

Sebek: Hmph, I don’t trust them at all. I won’t say my name to you, stranger.

Ace: dude they can see your username-

Sebek: Drats!

Ace: lmfao-

Ace: theyre name’s sebek vigvolt and they have the weirdest haircut of the century-

Sebek: MY HAIRSTYLE IS PERFECTLY FINE, TRAPPOLA.

Y/N: um- cool-

Sebek: This is ridiculous.

Jack: So @Y/N, I heard you came into Ace’s dorm chat without being given an invitation.

Y/N: yes...

Jack: And that you weren’t from NRC or RSA is what Deuce told me.

Y/N: yea...

Jack: I don’t think I’ve heard of your school either.

Y/N: uhuh...

Jack: ...So, are you just, a complete outlander?

Ace: OUCH JACK OUCH-

Deuce: I mean... they aren’t from anywhere near us...

Sebek: Exactly. A stranger.

Epel: double ouch on that sebek-

Y/N: Yeah, I don’t know think I’m near any of you in location-

Jack: Hm.

Y/N: Hm?????

Jack: No, I’m just wondering how you managed to get into their chat without invitation. Usually there’s an option to recommended chats where they show you the most popular chats with a ton of people in there. I don’t think the Heartslabyul chat was popular, let alone made open to the public. How did you even get in?

Y/N: Well idk either. my phone glitched when i tired entering a server my friend sent which was completely different but it glitched halfway and took me to the chat. i tried to cancel it but it said there was an error when i clicked cancel-

Y/N: oh yeah wait i mean tried* sorry-

Epel: lol

Jack: That’s weird...

Deuce: That’s what I thought too

Ace: you were so confused lmfao-

Deuce: SHUT UP-

Jack: Well, I have no idea how that could happen, but I’ll believe you for now. I guess you kinda just leave with it, I guess.

Y/N: yeahhhh...

Epel: sooo y/n 

Epel: ya like apples?

Y/N: um, they’re fruity-

Epel: bruh-

Ace: AHAHHAHAHAHGSJHDGJHDGJHDGHJD

Deuce: Well, it’s a fruit-

Ace: OMFG DEUCE- IM-

Deuce: W-WHAT???

Jack: sweet mother of the sevens-

Ace: oop jack in lower case-

Epel: yeah okay-

Epel: @Y/N my family runs a farm, and we plant a lot of apples, and i just wanna say that i can carve em 

Y/N: Ohhhh you mean like fruit carving?

Epel: yep! ^^ i can show ya if ya want :DD

Y/N: sure! ^v^

Epel shared with you a photo of a delicately cut out dragon, snow white as it came to life from the flesh of the apple, as if it was really pulling away from the fruit itself because of how realistic and majestic it was cut out.

It was beautiful.

Y/N: holy shit you made that-

Epel: yep ^^

Y/N: slay my dude-

Ace: lmao i did like 5 shots in a row today straight into the hoop

Y/N: Are you gonna send another video-

Ace: In DMs lmao-

Epel: Pussy-

Ace: what did the little one just say??

Epel: YOU MOTHERFUCKER-

Jack: Okay, on the topic of hobbies and talents, I like to run a lot.

Deuce: Yeah!! Jack is probably one of the best runners out there! And he trains every day!

Jack: You too, Deuce.

Deuce: Thanks!!

Epel: omfg don’t make me jealous- i always wanted to have muscles like yours and do weights but fuckin vil wont let me-

Jack: He’s your dorm leader, Epel, unfortunately.

Epel: shit man...

Y/N: Where’s Sebek?

Ace: probably being a malleus simp-

Deuce: He usually says he’s “Protecting Young Master”.

Ace: yeah- a simp-

Y/N: who’s malleus lol

Jack: He’s... no one’s really seen him in person, but he’s really famous.

Y/N: I see. So Sebek has a celebrity crush?

Epel: lmao yah-

Ace: they’re in this school apparently-

Y/N: good for him

You yawned, stretching yourself before you rubbed your eyes. You thought that it was finally time to rest.

Y/N: heyo soooo imma like sleep now- its getting late here

Jack: Yeah, it’s getting late here too.

Deuce: Alright, good night everyone.

Epel: night yall

Ace: dont let the bad bugs bite my homies-

Epel: they’ll bite you-

Ace: one frickin moment epel- just one-

Epel: lol

Jack: Okay goodnight everyone.

Y/N: lol night guys

                                      → Y/N has left the chat!

                                      → Ace has left the chat!

                                      → Deuce has left the chat!

                                      → Epel has left the chat!

                                      → Jack has left the chat!

Sebek: Hmph. 

                                      → Sebek has left the chat!