#omelet du fromage

[noonemournthewicked]

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

Whispers "omelet du fromage" in Robin's ear

ANON WHISPERS

Robin felt the corners of his mouth curl upwards as a snicker left him, "Ha! C'est tout ce que tu as à me dire?" How the language turned his usual voice into a lilting melody, as though he was made to speak it. "And I prefer my eggs sunny side up, frankly, dipping toast into the yolk is too delicious to deny myself such a treat."

[sighinastorm]

It was four years ago, and also a hoax.

Oh my god, I've just seen this story on instagram about this guy that filled his bathtub with waterbead...except he didn't think about how he was going to empty it.

So he unplugged the bathtub which was apparently the worst idea he could possibly have because this happened

So he panicked and started asking people on the internet what he should do. Which was also a bad idea.

First suggestion: flush the toilet

This caused a smelly overflow that flooded the whole bathroom.

Second suggestion: vaccum the beads

His vaccum caught fire.

At this point it had actually spread to the neighborhood and people came to ask question but he denied knowing anything about it. He then discovered that it's invaded the whole sewer system.

And yet, he continued to take suggestion from the internet.

Third suggestion: put salt in

It actually worked. Well, until.

Poop apprently started flooding his house.

And then the streets.

It all happened yesterday so we're still waiting on an update on the situation but I hadn't laugh like this in a while.

You should go and watch the whole story (it's in 4 parts)

It's in french, but you get it even if you don't speak it and his screams of panic are hilarious

Word of warning: don't fill your bathtub with waterbeads. Just don't.

[nikailustracion]

What evil mastermind came up with this

Quiero empezar una campaña de odio

[chongoblog]

Omelet du fromage or whatever

[rad-neto]

my precious tav. he is a silly bard named omelet du fromage. yes he has the volo eye. yes he loves his goth gf

[fatuismooches]

Imagine if Dottore is just throwing random words at the reader pretending they are words of engearment when in reality it's something stupid like "omelet du fromage" and tben the reader tries to recipricate by repeating them to him 😭😭😭

Imagine a touching tender moment, the reader gazes into Dottore's piercing scarlet eyes, gently runs her knuckles across his cheek, and then full heartedly utters with all "My Omelet dh fromage"

The. man. will. be. floored.

I doubt that even Dottore himself would be able to keep a straight face fdgjsdgfddfffg

LMAO PLEASE 😭 He would do it to make fun of you qbddbqx first he uses sweet pet names and when he sees you blush and get all happy by them he has the absolutely devious idea to just say made-up words to see if you can recognize he's faking them but nope. You still get shy and smile at his made-up bs and he finds it so amusing. You thought he was being so uncharacteristically romantic... turns out you were correct, you should have known there was a catch 😔

You would be so freaking embarrassed that he had you believing these fake words the whole time 🥲 Probably just ignore him for a while (the segments get the same treatment because they didn't tell you about the scheme) and now they're all just devastated... 😭 You only speak to baby Zandy and decide to get back at him by learning the language yourself (you probably give up soon) (but if you don't and you confidently flirt back with him he will just short-circuit for a second)

[ladysophiebeckett]

that right gabriel, there's other men out there giving ur girl quiet luxury wool scarves when it didnt have to be like that. u could have been at ur little michelin star-less restaurant, feeding emily some omelet au fromage while she jokes and says 'dont you mean omlete DU fromage' and u both laugh even u have no idea why that's funny ur just happy bc in this scenario she didnt leave you.

anyway, his face is giving 'this is fine' dog in burning room meme.

[explosiv-glasses]

Gideon is the kind of guy that hears "omelet du fromage" and get turned on

[imagetheviewer]

likes are like scraps. but a reblog? well that’s a full course meal baby. a true omelet du fromage if you know what i mean and i think you dou

[phatport]

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Omelete du fromage

[smithcollegegirls2004]

this is going to be more of a scramble than an omelet but i cannot prepare the omelette du fromage as i envision it this stoned it wont uappen

[gezzabella]

Fashion Status Update - 21/10/23

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Outfit: blue Brave Soul cardigan, Omelet Du Fromage QWERTEE, steel Yours cargo pants and black Reebok classics.

Accessories: Specsavers Entry 05 frames.

Cosmetics: salon gel nails.

Hair: tied in a side ponytail.

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[whispersofdeceit]

@irukasenseii replied to your post “I have made omelet”:

Du fromage?

​pfffff

It was just a simple cheese omelet yeah. XD

[geomonjes]

Waifuween Day 2 - Dexter's Mom I have a feeling Octobers gonna be all over the place Comment “omelet du fromage” if I should clean it up for a limited print

[bugbyte]

Omelette du fromage

Can I offer you an...omelette du fromage? 💖 This design is officially licensed by Cartoon Network and you can get it on shirts, mugs, stickers, and more in my Teepublic shop! It's on sale for the next two days!