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therealdisneyfan2319 · 2 years ago

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Can’t Help Falling In Love Chapter 3: 1839

Synopsis: On his first day in the Avengers’ Compound, Y/N finds himself making an unexpected connection.

Pairing: Wanda Maximoff x Y/N

Characters: Y/N, Wanda Maximoff, Tony Stark

Word Count: 3.4K

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One thousand, eight hundred, and thirty-nine days earlier...

There was a knock at the door.

"Yo!" yelled Tony, who was spinning in a chair situated behind his desk. He was tossing a ball to himself, deep in thought.

Y/N opened the door. He stood there in a smartly creased pair of Navy dress blues clutching a white dixie cup hat in front of him. He carried an olive green sea bag on his back and a duffle bag sat on the floor by his side.

"Mr. Stark? I'm-"

"Oh, yeah...Popeye the sailor man. Right, you're starting today. I think Cap mentioned that at our last meeting," he shrugged. "I don't know, his speeches generally have me glazed over within seconds."

Y/N had set his sea bag down and was rummaging through his duffle bag. He pulled out a manilla envelope and stood back up. "I've got my orders here, Mr. Stark, if you'd like." He walked over to Tony's desk, arm outstretched. Tony recoiled at the gesture.

"Two things there, Popeye. First: don't call me Mr. Stark, it makes me feel like my old man. Second: I don't like being handed things."

Y/N paused, looked at Tony and then at the envelope in his outstretched hand, and slowly yet awkwardly placed the envelope on the edge of the desk. Leaning out of his chair, Tony slid the envelope toward himself slowly, not breaking eye contact with Y/N.

"F.R.I.D.A.Y.?"

"Yes, boss?"

"You got any info on where Y/N is staying?"

"Yes. You put him in 4B, right next to Pietro Maximoff and right across from Wanda Maximoff."

"Did I do that?" he mused. He had opened Y/N's envelope and was shuffling through the various papers: service records, discharge papers, official orders, letters of recommendation from his superiors, records detailing various awards he'd received, copies of battle reports, and other various documents.

"Yes boss," replied F.R.I.D.A.Y. "And you put his key in your paperclip holder."

He fished around his paperclip holder, which sat over near the three computer monitors on the left side of his desk. "Well what do you know? Here they are!" He handed the key ring to Y/N. "Apartment 4B. Turn right when you leave, take the elevator to the fourth floor, take a left out of the elevator, go down the hall, two rights, and it's there somewhere."

"Thank you," said Y/N. "Anything else?"

"Nope. Someone will let you know what's going on." Tony had refocused his attention to the ball.

"Thanks," said Y/N as he shouldered his seabag and picked up his duffle bag. He started down the hallway when he heard Tony's voice emanating from the office.

"Hey shut the door on your way out!"

Y/N turned his head when he heard Tony shout. He turned the rest of his body and headed back to the door where he shut it rather aggressively. His first impression of Tony was that he was arrogant and rather dismissive. He reminded him of a Chief he'd known during his first enlistment. Arrogant and a pain in his ass, Y/N found him to be insufferable but a half-decent leader. He tried to recall the rather confusing directions Tony had just given to him.

Take the elevator to the fourth floor, he remembered, and then a right and two lefts...or was it a left and a right...no, it was definitely two lefts and a right. Either way he'd find it soon enough.

He made his way down the hallway, taking in his new surroundings. The building was modern but it wasn't cold. He noted the huge glass wall that gave way to the lawn that was surrounded by the woods, a parking lot, and an extensive obstacle course. He observed the different offices and conference rooms that stretched down the hall. He got to the end of the hall where the elevators were located and pressed the up button. He dropped his duffle bag to the ground with a loud thud. He groaned and flexed his hand, which was fatigued from carrying everything he owned. He kicked it into the elevator once its doors opened. Pushing the '4' button, he leaned against the cool steel railing in an effort to take the pressure off his shoulders.

The elevator dinged and the doors opened. Y/N picked up his bag and did a little jump to reposition his sea bag and exited. But this presented a new challenge: where was his apartment? He looked both ways, shrugged, and decided to go left. As he walked down the hallway he noticed the numbers on the door weren't the 4B he was looking for. So when he came to another corridor he decided to turn right. But down that way were a series of storage rooms.

"Well shit," he said, dropping his bags. Y/N had no idea where the hell he was. It had been a long day and all he wanted to do was strip off his blues and lie in bed. But he had no idea how to get there. He had Tony's phone number. He'd been given that at his final meeting with Nick Fury a couple days ago. Yet he felt embarrassed at the thought of having to call him to ask for directions to his room. So he sat down on his sea bag, ran his hand through his recently cropped hair, and started digging through his duffel bag for the piece of paper that contained Tony Stark's phone number.

"Can I help you?" an unfamiliar voice asked. Y/N looked up and immediately locked eyes with the greenest pair of eyes he'd ever seen. They were absolutely mesmerizing. So was her voice. Breaking away from her eyes he began to take notice of her. She had fiery red hair, she was young (about his age), she wore a grey t-shirt and jeans and had rings on almost every finger, and she had this aura around her. Y/N didn't know what it was but he knew something was different about her. She was beautiful, absolutely radiant. He felt his mouth go dry as he tried to speak.

"Uhh, yeah, I mean, I'm trying to find my room but I seem to have gotten mixed up and I have no idea where I am." He felt sheepish at this admission.

"Oh, you must be the new guy Steve was talking about," the redhead smirked. "Tony's been calling you Popeye ever since he learned you're a sailor." She glanced him up and down, eyeing his uniform with a keen sense of curiosity.

"Yeah, yeah, he told me," Y/N responded.

"Where are you staying?" she asked, now admiring the rack of ribbons proudly displayed on his chest.

"4B."

"Well you're on the complete opposite side of the building," she chuckled. "Come on, I'll take you over there. I live in 4A. My brother lives in 4D." She started down the hall he had just come from. He jumped up and threw his sea bag over his shoulder. He moved quickly, not wanting to lose sight of his guide. But the weight of his bag was awkward, causing him to stumble momentarily. The redhead turned around.

"You good back there, Popeye?" she asked, a mischievous twinkle in her eye. Something about this scene amused her.

"Yeah, yeah I'm good," he replied after regaining his balance. He jogged to catch up with her.

"So is that we get to call you now? Popeye?"

"My name is Y/N. Y/N L/N."

"I'm Wanda. Wanda Maximoff."

"Pleasure to meet you, Wanda."

"Likewise." An awkward silence permeated the air. "So you're joining the team, right?"

"Uh huh."

"So what's your thing?"

"My what?"

"Well we've all got something. Tony's Iron Man, my brother Pietro has super speed, Nat was a Black Widow assassin, Steve's Captain America, and I can move things with my mind. So what's yours?" There was another awkward pause.

"Bombs."

"Excuse me?" Wanda asked incredulously.

"Bombs. I can make 'em, diffuse 'em, disarm 'em. That's my thing. I did EOD for the Navy for eight years before Nick Fury recruited me into the Avengers. I guess Tony Stark doesn't want to blow things up the way he used to for some stupid reason," he chuckled.

"And with good reason," Wanda's eyes snapped front and her tone was noticeably cooler towards him.

The two walked in silence for what seemed like hours. But soon enough they reached an area of the building with numbers that were closer to the one Y/n was looking for.

"Your room is down there on the right. Kitchen and laundry are on the third floor, gym is on the second. I've got to go," said Wanda. She turned and headed back down the hall.

"Hey thanks!" Y/N yelled towards her.

"Don't mention it," she replied in her harsh accent, not even turning to look back at him.

Y/N found her behavior odd yet he didn't dwell on it. He grabbed the keys from his pocket, unlocked the door, and practically threw his bags into the room. The apartment was spacious, much bigger than any of the barracks he had stayed in. It had a queen sized bed, a large desk with office chair, a closet, a larger set of dressers, a wall mounted TV, a matching chair and ottoman set, end tables on either side of the bed, one huge window affixed with blinds, and a bathroom complete with a large walk-in shower, spacious vanity, and illuminated mirror. While it was extremely nice, Y/n couldn't help but feel that his lack of personal possessions made it feel cold. Everything he owned fit into these two bags. Most of it was his old naval uniforms but he did have a few pairs of civilian clothing, a couple of books, his toiletries, and his laptop. Nearly a decade in the service taught him to pack light.

Y/N sighed, looked around the room, and opened his sea bag, emptying its contents onto the bed. He figured he'd spend the rest of the day unpacking and exploring his new home. The compound itself was expansive. The sooner he could figure it out the better. He stripped out of his wool jumper and threw it on the bed unceremoniously. He was no longer in the Navy so he had no real use for it.

After unpacking both bags and finding new homes for his possessions, he changed into a pair of grey sweatpants and, while fully intending on spending the afternoon exploring, promptly passed out on the mattress. He came to a few hours later. It was dark by theme. Soft orange lights illuminated the walkways outside the compound. Stars were visible in the clear sky as were the twinkling lights of fireflies.

I guess I can still explore for a bit, he thought.

He wouldn't be tired for a while. So he slipped on his sneakers, grabbed his keys, and headed out to explore. He remembered Wanda told him the kitchen and laundry room were on the third floor and the gym was on the second. These were definitely important locations. Looking to his right he saw an illuminated exit sign. He figured that would be the quickest way to the third floor. He tiptoed his way down the hallway, taking extra care not to wake anybody. He jogged down the stairs to the third floor, still making sure to be relatively quiet. He opened the door and saw the illuminated laundry room across the hall. It reminded him of the ones in the barracks: machines were stacked on both sides of the room while a couple of rolling baskets were strewn about. Turning to the left he headed down the hall. Halfway down it was the kitchen. The lights were off but he decided to venture in anyways. Unlike the laundry room, the kitchen was huge. Modern stainless steel appliances were showcased between the sleek marble countertops. Two huge double door refrigerators sat flush against the wall. An island with bar stools sat in the middle of the room while another table sat off to the side. He hadn't brought any food with him. He'd have to fix that in the morning.

"Don't even think about going after my ice cream." someone threatened as the lights snapped on. Y/N whipped around only to see Wanda standing by the door. He must've still been half-asleep because for a second he could've sworn her eyes were glowing red.

"What? No, I wasn't going to take anything. I was just checking the kitchen out. I, uhh, I wouldn't steal anything."

She eyed him suspiciously. Ignoring him she headed to one of the refrigerators. Y/N couldn't help but watch her. Something about her still intrigued him. He wanted to talk to her but felt all tongue-tied.

"So how long have you and your brother lived here?" he asked, trying to make conversation with her.

"About two years."

"Is that when you joined the Avengers?"

"Yes," she responded as she grabbed a carton of rocky road ice cream from the freezer.

"Did Nick Fury recruit you, too?"

"No."

"Oh." It was becoming obvious that Wanda had no interest in engaging in conversation. Thinking it was a lost cause, he turned and headed for the door.

"We were with HYDRA." Y/N heard a drawer open as Wanda grabbed a spoon.

"What?" he'd turned around to see her sitting on the counter, scooping the spoon into the container.

"Pietro and I," she explained. "We volunteered with HYDRA. The Avengers were taking them down and offered us a way out, so we took it."

Y/N walked over to the island across from Wanda and jumped to sit on it. "You're not from here, are you?" he asked.

Wanda shook her head, her mouth full of ice cream. "Mmmm-mmm. We're Sokovian." She continued digging into her ice cream.

"So why'd you join HYDRA?" It was an honest question.

Wanda paused. She placed the spoon back into the ice cream and looked at Y/N. "Because one of Tony Stark's bombs killed our parents and I wanted him dead."

Suddenly it all made sense. Why she had suddenly shifted her attitude towards him. He immediately felt embarrassed. "Oh shit, shit I'm sorry. I shouldn't have made that joke." She didn't say anything. "Damn it. Look, I'm sorry. I have a bad habit of saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. I didn't mean to upset you." She kept looking at him but still said nothing. "Okay, umm, I'll just go then." He hopped off the counter and headed out of the room.

"Do you like stars?" she blurted out just before he reached the door.

"Wha-?" he was confused by her question.

"Stars. Do you like looking at the stars?"

"Sure, I guess."

"Come on," she said as she hopped off the counter, placing the empty carton next to where she sat. Y/N was confused but decided to follow her anyway. He followed her down three flights of stairs, out the back door, across the lawn, and down through a trail in the woods toward the river. There was a small beach of pebbles at the bank of the Hudson. Wanda walked to it and sat, hugging her knees to her chest. Y/N watched her as she looked up at the night sky, its quiet beauty emanating all around them. He walked to the spot where Wanda sat, taking his place on the ground next to her. He too looked up at the stars, drinking in the beauty of the Big Dipper and other constellations.

"When I was a little girl, Papa used to take Pietro and I out to this park near our village. It wasn't very big, but we'd bring a blanket and spread it on the ground. We'd sit there for hours once it got dark. He'd point out all the constellations to us and tell us stories about them," she explained. "I always liked the one about the hunter." Y/N smiled. "It was too bright where I grew up to see stars. I didn't really experience what a dark night sky was until I was in the Navy. My first deployment to Afghanistan I remember being in the field one night and looking up and being just amazed at how bright they were. And how many of them there are. It was...it was so incredible," he reminisced.

"How long were you in the Navy?" she asked.

"Eight years. Went in at eighteen, served two tours in Afghanistan, one in Iraq, deployed for a few months on a couple of ships." He began fidgeting with some pebbles next to him. Talking about deployments always made him uncomfortable.

"Your parents must be proud," she said. While he hadn't said anything, Wanda started to sense some pain behind his words.

"My parents," he began, still fidgeting with a pebble, "were killed when I was eighteen. Four months before I graduated high school. They went out to a party one night and never came home. Drunk driver. They died instantly." He threw the pebble into the river. "I was legally an adult at that point, so I couldn't go into foster care. I moved in with one of my friends and slept in his basement until graduation. I got a job washing dishes so I could make money, but I couldn't afford to go to college without my parents. So I declined my acceptance letter and decided to join the Navy. Free housing, free medical care, the GI bill, a chance to see the world...it sounded like a good deal, you know? I didn't have anything or anyone left. So I did eight years. Then somehow my name got put in for the Avengers and Nick Fury hired me. So, you know, I'm just starting over again." He looked out at the river.

"I'm sorry about your parents," said Wanda, her voice tinged with sadness. Y/n didn't say anything. "What did you want to study in college?" she asked, not wanting him to stop talking.

He chuckled nervously. "Promise you won't laugh? It's embarrassing."

"Maybe..." she replied, a sly smile crossing her lips.

"I wanted to study English literature. I wanted to be a writer," he admitted.

"That's not embarrassing!" she exclaimed. "I think it's wonderful! I wish I could write well."

"Reading a lot helps. I like a lot of different authors...Charles Dickens, Rick Riordan, Margaret Atwood, James MacPherson, A.A. Milne, Ernest Hemingway, William Shakes-"

"Hemingway is a much better nickname for you than Popeye," she interrupted. "I'll have to talk to Tony about that."

"Oh great, another nickname. Just what I need," he groaned. She laughed at him.

"I like it!" said Wanda. "It's like you: dignified, playful, cute..." she trailed off. His ears perked up at this last admission.

"Wait, what was that?!"

"Nothing." "Right," he smirked.

Wanda promptly looked down at the ground, hands clasped in embarrassment. "I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that," she blurted.

"No, no, it's okay! I mean I think, well, what I mean is, yeah, I think you're cute, too," he blurted. Great, he thought, real smooth. He flopped back onto the ground, rubbing his temples as he did so. He looked up and saw Wanda looking down over him.

"You think so?" she asked, one eyebrow cocked.

"I know so," he responded.

"So you won't mind if I do this then?" She laid down on her side, snuggling her head on Y/N's chest and wrapping her arm around his waist. He brought one arm behind his head to act as a pillow and wrapped his other arm around her.

"No. I could actually get used to this, I think," he said looking down at her. Wanda giggled as she looked up at him before laying her head back on his chest. It was the first time he'd ever felt so comfortable with a girl. He didn't know where this would lead, but Y/N had a peculiar feeling that he would remember this starry night as the night he started falling in love with Wanda Maximoff.

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super-oddity · 2 years ago

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ornaments my family Christmas tree is adorned with:

Jack Sparrow

Indiana Jones

Marty McFly

Han Solo

Chewbacca

Luke Skywalker

Darth Vader

Darth Vader choking Admiral Motti

Princess Leia with R2-D2

Princess Leia with Han Solo frozen in carbonite

Santa Claus frozen in carbonite

Kylo Ren

Rey

Padmé Amidala

BB-8

K-2SO

Din Djarin

Grogu

Yoda

Obi-wan Kenobi

General Grievous

Ahsoka Tano

Anakin Skywalker

Padmé Amidala

Qui-Gon Jinn

Darth Maul

Sith Probe Droid

Millenium Falcon

Death Star

X-Wing

Y-Wing

TIE Fighter

Darth Vader's TIE Fighter

Imperial Star Destroyer

Razor Crest

The Mandalorian’s N-1 Starfighter

Frodo Baggins

Bilbo Baggins

Thorin Oakenshield

Gandalf

Gollum

Smaug

Legolas

Superman

Batman and Robin in the Batcave

Batman and Robin in the Batmobile

Catwoman

Harley Quinn

Wonder Woman

Iron Man

Iron Man with the infinity gauntlet

Captain America with Thor’s hammer

Rocket Raccoon and Groot

Black Widow

Spider-Man

Hulk fighting Ultron

Hulk

Hulk Smash!

Thor

Thing

Wolverine

Spock

Kirk and Spock at Reactor

Captain Kirk

Captain Picard

Lieutenant Riker

Leonard McCoy

Commander Data

Data’s Ode to Spot

USS Enterprise

USS Enterprise D

Klingon Bird of Prey

Tardis

Weeping Angel

The Eleventh Doctor

Geralt of Rivia

Hunger Games’ Mockingjay logo

Harry Potter at Dumbledore’s spiral staircase

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley playing chess

Professor Snape mocking Harry Potter

Hogwarts Logo

Hogwarts Express

Owl delivering a letter for Hogwarts

Bellatrix Lestrange

Neo (The Matrix)

Morpheus (The Matrix)

Popeye the Sailor Man

Olive Oyl holding Sweet Pea

Bugs Bunny

Daffy Duck

Porky Pig

Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote

Tweety and Sylvester

Elmer Fudd

Scooby Doo

Jimmy Neutron jetpacking

Jimmy Neutron hypnotizing

Jimmy Neutron ice skating

Jimmy Neutron with hot cocoa

Carl Wheezer

Cindy Vortex

Goddard

Cosmo and Wanda

Cosmo

Chicken Little

Nemo

Simba

Bashful and Doc

Syndrome (The Incredibles)

Hitchhiking Ghosts

Dora the Explorer

A Barbie house

Twyla the cat (Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses)

The Grinch

Heat Miser and Snow Miser

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (with Sally, Jack, and Elephant)

Frosty and Karen

Winter Warlock

#an even 100 bless up #the dorkiest tree you’ll ever see #accumulated over many a year #christmas #christmas tree #christmas ornament #lotr #star wars #harry potter #star trek #dc comics #potc #bttf #indiana jones #marvel #nickelodeon #doctor who

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tigirl-and-co · 4 years ago

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This is just gonna be my F/O masterlist lmao have fun figuring out how I got into ANY of these fandoms cuz idk

Also I’m mostly cool with sharing, although I’m not comfortable sharing Black Jack or Starscream, especially since Screamer was a big factor in my mental health recovery like 9 years ago.

If you have an F/O from any of these sources I am BEGGING you to interact!!! We can have Fun Dynamics!!!

If you add unhelpful negativity to something I post or reblog, you get blocked. No matter who you are.

my writing sideblog is @laserwolf6 if that's what you're here for, selfshipping resources are at @lavaridgecookie

ROMANTIC F/Os

Fu - Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 (he’s actually why I bought the game haha)

Gavrill Madaraki - Franken Fran

Pirata - Dragon Heroes (not the tactics version)

G1 Starscream - Transformers G1

The Psionic - Homestuck

Johnny Blair - Night of the Living Dead (1968)

Dante/Dino & Kat - DmC Devil May Cry (it’s a polyship)

Octavo - Cadence of Hyrule

Dr. Black Jack/ Kuroo Hazama - Black Jack manga

Dian - Atom The Beginning (aka Black Jack again)

Zero & X - Mega Man X series (polyship)

Stygian - My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (and associated comics)

Sable Able - Animal Crossing

Bardock's Squad (polyship) - DBZ

FAMILIAL

G1 Soundwave (my DAD YO) - Transformers G1 (and yes this does mean I am sibs with the cassettes, I get along better with some of them than others)

Pops and Olive (parental) - Weapon Brown

Sesshomaru (???? idk maybe like big brother but not. Cousin. idk but I have VERY BIG NON ROMANTIC FEELINGS) - InuYasha

Astro Boy, Uran, and Cobalt (younger siblings) -Astro Boy 1963

Pinoko (younger sister) - Black Jack manga

Shinji Ikari (my wonderful son) - Neon Genesis Evangelion

SweetieBot (my beloved daughter) - Friendship is Witchcraft

Wally (my other excellent son) - Pokemon Gen 3

Dororo (also my son whom I love) - Dororo 1967 manga

Hyakkimaru (baby boy. baby) - Dororo 1967 manga

Tahomaru (my stinky but wonderful boy) - Dororo 1967 manga

FRIENDSHIPS

Butch Gilzean - Gotham

Androids 16, 17, & 18 - DBZ (although we treat each other like siblings, picking on each other included haha)

Future Trunks Briefs - DBZ

Harley Quinn - DC

Captain Ginyu -DBZ

N Harmonia - Pokemon

Chuck ‘Weapon’ Brown - Weapon Brown

Popeye - Popeye

Gesicht - Pluto

Krillin - DBZ

Every classic robot master. Just all of them, but like 5 in specific - MegaMan

The N Team (all of them) - Captain N

Maxie (sort of a mentor figure) - Pokemon gen 3

QUEERPLATONIC

There’s a TON of other characters I have wicked crushes on, but wouldn’t consider F/Os

B.J. Blazcowicz - Wolfenstein

Ultra Magnus - Transformers

Anywho feel free to ask about any of them, or even ask them questions, if you want??? I know some of them are from REALLY obscure places

#y'all Imma be real i am NOT tagging all these #Reboot Dante will be tagged as Dino #the message here is that I wanna be friends with the entire cast of dbz #i romanced both trunks and 17 at one point #agfsgdafd technically Popeye is on here twice #i have so many children. my house and heart are full of love #i should clarify that I see Astro as a child but pinoko as (mostly) an adult #just immature and inexperienced #she's been alive for 18-21 years #but only been able to make her own choices for like 3

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sesame-swims · 4 years ago

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Olive finished his treatment today. We did two weeks of kanaplex x metroplex with daily 100% water changes and daily epsom salt baths. If you havent seen any of my earlier posts, he was pineconing after going back and forth with popeye for a few weeks.

Now that his treatment is over, his scales are down but his eye is worse than ever. I’ve set up his quarantine with a filter, and tossed one of my plants in there. He’s going to be in here a while and I want him to a be a little bit more comfortable (I’m not really interested in doing 100% changes every day anymore either.)

I guess we’ll see how he does.

p.s. the dates are still on there from back when marmalde first got sick. if you’ve been following me since back when fishblr was cool, you might remember.

#fishblr #olive #sick fish #dropsy #pineconing #quarantine fish #mine6741 #popeye #goldfish #black moor #fancy goldfish

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ambivalent-anarchy · 5 years ago

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Star Wars 101 (Ch. 2) Episode IV - A New Hope

Masterlist

Gender: Female

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

Wow, I didn't realize how much I'd written until I hit the tumblr limit. Hope you like it! Comment your thoughts!

Chapter Summary: Steve just wants to do his job, the avengers are the best wingmen, Scott doesn't like porn, and [y/n] thinks all nerds are freaky

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sci-fi boi: okay which cartoon rivalry was better?? Popeye the sailor man and Bluto or Tom and Jerry?

crackhead [y/n]: dude.

crackhead [y/n]: how is that even a question??? Obviously Tom and Jerry lol

sci-fi boi: explanation pls

crackhead [y/n]: popeye and bluto were always fighting over that girl olive and some other stupid crap but with my two furry buddies it was no talk pete no discussions just murder attempts ON SIGHT. Tell me they don't go harder than any other rivalry

sci-fi boi: haha truuuu

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"Are we boring you, Queens?"

Peter's head snapped up quickly, discreetly turning his phone off underneath the meeting table. "Um-huh? No no no, Mr. Rogers I'm listening. Sorry."

Steve shook his head and continued to speak as he pointed to the pictures on the screen at the end of the room. All of the Avengers of Earth were there, some half asleep, while the others either joked or listened intently.

In two short days, they were going to be taking back powerful tech that Martin Li(aka: Mr. Negative)'s "demons" had stolen from Stark Industries. A simple "get in and get out".

They'd known this plan for some days now, yet Steve insisted on calling meetings to go over it again and again.

Feeling a quick vibration go off in his hand, Peter instinctively looked back down at his phone to see a snapchat text notification from you.

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crackhead [y/n]: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible🐝...

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Peter shook his head slightly as he chuckled, a smile shamelessly creeping onto his face.

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sci-fi boi: did you really just quote the bee movie at me???😂😂

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"Hey spidey-boy, would you mind sharing to the class what's so hilarious?" Rhodey's voice rang out loud and clear from across the table.

Quick as lightning, Peter turned his phone off and buried it in between his thighs, realizing that he hadn't been as quiet as he'd thought. To his luck, everyone’s eyes were trained on him now.

“It's n-nothing!” Peter squeaked, his voice breaking embarassingly. He shoved his phone into his pocket in fear of someone snatching it from him.

Natasha rolled her eyes and smirked. "So what're you looking at down there?"

"I-i, uh, I was just um, w-watching a funny- very funny video actually-"

"C'mon guys!," Sam laughed, clapping his hands together. "Don't tease the kid. We all know what he was smiling at down there!"

At that, Peter practically choked. "WHAT?!"

Tony snickered. "Personally, I don't think two inches is something to be proud of, but alright."

Peter's eyes widen, nearly falling out of his skull by the looks of it. "I-it's not two inches a-and I wasn't looking at-!"

"Jesus christ, guys..." Bruce sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. "He was obviously just doing something on his phone. Leave the poor guy alone."

Peter coughed as he saw Steve glare at him with that infamous 'Im Captain America and Im judging you' glare. Phones weren't allowed in the meeting room. Well, they weren't supposed to be. No one ever really followed that rule except Peter. But he'd already been so deep in his conversation with you that he just couldn't put his phone down. "No no, um, I wasn't.. I was just zoning out, y'know, and I just happened to be looking-"

"-at your phone?," Steve cut in to ask.

"-at your dick," Rhodey stated at the same time.

"-at porn," Tony said with an all-knowing smile, causing everyone at the table to turn towards either him or Peter, whose face was beet red with embarrassment.

"Peter please tell us you weren't watching porn," Scott begged, his jaw completely dropped. "I mean, no judgment but-"

"Full judgement, actually," Clint corrected, an extremely disturbed look on his face. "Seriously, what were you doing, kid? You gotta tell us now with all these assumptions being thrown around."

"Curious," Thor stated, leaning back in his chair. "What is porn?"

"Something that I definitely WAS NOT watching!," Peter responded as he practically slammed his face into the table and slapped his hands over his eyes. "Does it even matter what I was doing anyway?," he mumbled into the table.

Natasha raised an eyebrow, blowing the smoke off of her coffee. "People usually aren't this defensive when they're telling the truth, Peter."

Peter shrunk into his seat with a loud groan. Can I die. Can I please just die. Like why am I seriously even alive right now??? Some bad guy please just burst through the door and maim me please.

"F.R.I.D.A.Y. pull up Parker's phone," Tony commanded once the commotion in the room died down.

Peter quickly lifted his head. "Wait, what?!"

"Accessing Peter Parker's mobile device, sir," F.R.I.D.A.Y. responded. "Would you like for me to transfer the screen to the meeting board?"

Tony looked back with a laugh to see a frozen, slack-jawed Peter. He turned back around. "Yeah sure, F.R.I.D.A.Y., what the heck let's have fun."

"No wait- are you seriously hacking into my phone right now?!"

"Well why're you so tense, Parker?," Sam asked teasingly. "Thought you had nothing to hide?"

"I-i don't!," he stammered. "I-it's just..." he trailed off, looking for the right words to say. "..that's my private property," he said lamely while staring at the wall.

Tony stared back at him. "Well that's the dumbest excuse I've ever heard." He pointed towards the board. "Alright it's coming up."

Scott closed his eyes. "Oh God, please don't be porn.."

Peter rolled his eyes. Everyone else looked to the large board, fully expecting to see either porn or just some stupid game the boy had been playing.

But none of them expected him to be texting a girl.

~~~

crackhead [y/n]: hey u still there?

~~~

"Who's crackhead [Y/N]?," Natasha asked.

Scott turned to Rhodes who was sitting on the side of him. "Is that some trashy porn star?," he whispered.

"Why're you asking me like I know?"

"It's this girl from school.." Peter answered, blushing profusely.

"And you like her," Natasha noted, watching his body language intently.

The boy's eyes widened. "N-no I don't!"

"Why crackhead though?," Rhodey asked, crinkling his nose.

Peter shrugged. "That's what she wanted her name to be," here responded. "Thought it was funny."

Steve rolled his eyes. "Just like you thought 'sci-fi boi' was funny?" Shaking his head, he changed focused. "Guys, are we gonna get back to work or not?"

"Not," Tony answered as he scrolled up all the way to the beginning of the messages from early that morning. "So, you've been texting this girl today off and on since..." He checked the time. "Five in the morning?"

Clint chuckled. "Oh yeah, huge crush."

“No!” Peter protested, his voice an octave too high. Realizing that it isn’t working, he decided to try a different technique. Clearing his throat, he tried to sound and act as nonchalant as possible. “She’s just a friend from school.”

"She's first on your best friends list, even over that computer kid you practically live with. And you and her practically snap each other nonstop."

Peter scratched his nose. "W-well that's only cuz Ned doesn't like to text much."

Bruce took his glasses off and sighed, realizing there was no way this meeting was getting back on topic. "Look Pete," he said. "Friends don't do that. I've seen it all before. If you and this girl are talking on a daily basis all throughout the day starting at five in the morning?" He titled his head in a suggestive way, though Peter stared back at him blankly.

"What?," Peter asked.

"Oh my God, kid," Bruce sighed.

Tony held his head back and laughed. "It means either she likes you and your just too dense, you like her but won't admit it and she's just concerningly nice, or you both like each other and just won't make your moves!"

Sam, who hadn't lifted his eyes from the board the entire time, spoke up. "And judging by these texts, you already got her, it's just not official yet."

Tony kept scrolling. "You two went to winter formal together?"

"Yeah... but as friends," Peter said with a shrug.

Steve cleared his throat loudly, gaining the attention of everyone in the room at once. He looked at Peter who was doing everything here could not to look him in the eye. "Look, as much as I would love to talk about Peter's sad love life, we have a mission-"

"-that will still be there tomorrow, Cap," Bucky finished for him. "C'mon we've been going over this stuff for hours. Let us have this distraction."

Everyone looked to him, Tony feigning a puppy dog expression. Crossing his arms, he left the room. "Fine, but when someone gets hurt because they didn't know where they were supposed to go, don't blame me."

"...literally no one's ever blaming you, man," Sam said.

Suddenly, the screen lit up and F.R.I.D.A.Y. spoke. "Sir, Peter Parker has a new message."

Everyone looked to the board. "Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Scroll down, Mr. Stark. Scroll down!," Peter yelled frantically. "What's she saying?"

Natasha smirked. "And you're sure you don't like her, Peter?"

His face flushed. "Okay fine...I might have a tiny crush-"

"I'm sorry I can't hear you," Tony cut in. "Can you say that agai-"

"-I SAID YEAH I REALLY LIKE THIS GIRL!," Peter finally yelled with his eyes squeezed shut. He kept them closed for about twenty seconds afterwards, afraid of the judging faces he would see if he opened them.

He carefully opened his eyes to see all of the avengers (minus Cap) staring back at him with stupid smiles and smirks on their faces.

"Well, that's all I needed to hear," Tony said. He clapped his hands together. "Okay everybody, first order of business, checking the text. Sam, you're our reader."

"Got it."

"What?," Peter yelled, reaching for his phone. Tony dodged him and gave it to Sam. "Mr. Stark, I can text a girl on my own. I don't need help."

"Nat, you're our timer. Make sure none of the responses take longer than a minute. We don't want the girl to get bored and go on to something else."

"Check."

"Mr. Stark, c'mon-"

"Sam, you explain stuff to lightning head over here if he doesn't understand it. This could be learning moment for ole Shakespeare. Thor, you listen to Sam."

"Right."

"On it."

"Everyone else, you're with me. We gotta find the perfect thing to say to this girl. I've got a feeling this is probably the only chance he's gonna have to get a girl in a long time."

Rhodes, Scott, Clint, Bruce, and Wanda looked to each other and nodded.

"And Pete?"

Peter raised his head. "Yes sir?"

"You know this girl more than anybody here does, so you tell us if what we say is appropriate for her or not."

Peter rolled his eyes and nodded. After all, what's the worst that can happen?

Tony pointed to Sam. "Okay, read it."

~~~

crackhead [y/n]: u going to flash's party on saturday??

~~~

"She wants to know if the kid's going to some party Saturday."

Tony turned to the boy. "You're going," her demanded.

Flash was the most popular douchebag in school. Totally rich and totally rude and totally determined to use his every breath to spite Peter. "I wasn't even invited," Peter mumbled, shooting a glare towards Sam when he heard him laughing.

"Well get invited," Tony ordered. "A party is the perfect place to make a move. Send yes."

~~~

sci-fi boi: yes

~~~

"Mr. Stark, how am I supposed to get into this party? Flash hates me! And if I crash it and Flash sees me, he's gonna make sure everyone thinks I'm a loser!"

Tony rolled his eyes and sighed. "Peter we're trying to help you here. Figure that part out on your own."

Peter sighed, leaning forward in his chair. The last thing he wanted was another assignment, even if it wasn't actually an assignment. On the plus side, he'd get to see you, and maybe have some fun if he actually tried to enjoy himself.

~~~

crackhead [y/n]: cool so i guess ill go too

~~~

Rhodey chuckled while shaking his head. "Kid, if you don't ask this chick out the second you see her again, I'm gonna bodyslam you."

Peter frowned. "What do you mean?"

Bruce smiled. "Whether or not she went to the party was depending on if you were going," he pointed out.

"This girl used to be like that with me back in college," Scott said with a shrug. "Thought she liked me. Turned out she just had social anxiety..."

"Yeah you're really not helping this, bugman," Tony said.

"Wait, you guys think [Y/N] actually likes me back?," Peter asked, getting groans and laughs in return.

"Where have you been the last few minutes?," Natasha said.

"We've literally been saying that this entire time," Sam deadpanned.

Peter stared at his feet below the table. If the team was right, and you did actually like him back, then the movie marathon he was planning was the perfect excuse to hang out with you. "I-i think I might have a plan!," he rushed out, his head flying up. He pointed to Sam. "Ask her if she's free tonight!"

"Yes!," Thor yelled, his fists pumped into the air. "The spider child has grown his man balls!"

"Now that's what I'm talking about." Sam nodded approvingly as he texted.

~~~

sci-fi: r u free tonight??😉

~~~

"Wait hold on," Peter said, suddenly rushing towards the phone in a frantic manner. "Why is there a winking emoji?! I didn't say anything about a winking emoji!"

Sam raised an eyebrow. "I thought you were flirti-"

Peter groaned. "Delete it, man. Delete it before her bitmoji pops up!"

"Okay okay, dang kid," Sam chuckled, quickly deleting the text and replacing it with one without a winking emoji. "There. And ya girl didn't even see it."

"Hey guys," Scott said. "I know we're all freaking out and stuff. But honestly, I'm just glad he wasn't watching porn." He shrugged. "So no matter what happens with this girl, today's still an absolute win."

It went on like this for a solid thirty minutes.

~~~

crackhead [y/n]: yeah wassup

sci-fi boi: wanna come over and watch movies?

crackhead [y/n]: sure what're we watching

sci-fi boi: we can decide that when u get here. how about 4??

crackhead [y/n]: alright sure

~~~

"Okay, last thing," Tony said. "We need a sly compliment. Something not that special about her, but enough to show her that you're tuned in. Gets them every time, trust me."

Natasha rolled her eyes. "Wow, lady-killer."

Tony pointed towards her and shrugged. "She said it, not me."

Thor looked to Peter. "So, young spider. What have you observed about your darling love?"

Peter blushed, almost wanting to comment on the Thor's word choice but ultimately deciding not to. "Well, um, her eyes light up a lot when she gets excited and it's really dorky in a cute kind of way I guess," he mumbled, scratching his head.

"Alright I got it," Sam said, typing the words in. He lifted his shoulders into a shrug. "Who knows, kid? There be some hope for you."

~~~

sci-fi boi: btw how do you get ur eyes to sparkle so bright when u get happy about stuff? Just thinking about it lol its cute

~~~

Peter blew out a shaky breath as he looked back over the set-up he'd made in the living room.

He'd cleared out space to build a super huge homemade blanket fort and inside it at the end was his tv. Towards the middle were all of pillows he could find inside the house and at the other end were snacks. All around the inside were fairy lights because he knew you liked them, though personally he found them cliche.

He spent about an hour on the whole set and an additional thirty minutes stressing over and making sure everything was safe (with all three fairy lights and tv cords). The last thing he needed was for the both of you to catch on fire while watching the movie.

The two of you were going to be watching Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (or as normal 'not-nerds' like to call it, "the first one"). Of course, he hadn't told the team that. If they'd known what movie he'd planned on showing her, high chances are they wouldn't have even let him out of Avengers tower. But if Peter was gonna be forced to hang out with someone (not that he was really complaining), he would at least pick the film.

Finally checking all the boxes in his head for the night, Peter went to go check the DVD before he heard your knock at the door.

"Coming!," he yelled, quickly chucking the disc into the DVD player. He ran to the door and opened it with an awkward smile. "Uh, hey [Y/N]."

"Hey," you said back, already sort of blushing. "How's it going?"

Peter stared. Are your eyebrows done or are they just naturally that nice? He found his voice after abruptly noticing that he was staring. "Uh-well. It's been going great! How's it going for y-you also as well?" He frowned. "I-i mean, what's been going on with your life lately? No, that's dumb. I meant-"

"Peter, Peter! Calm down, dude," you giggled. "I've been fine."

"Oh," he chuckled. "That's good... d-do you wanna come in?"

"Question. What're we watching, Peter?," you asked, a smile playing on your face. Considering what you remembered from the last time you were at his house, and the fort you could get a peek of from the doorframe, you figured it was special for the nerdy boy. Plus his shirt had Yoda on it.

Freakin' Star Wars.

Immediately, a wide grin spread across his face. "Remember what you promised me we'd watch?"

You rolled your eyes, stepping past him into his living room. "Yeah yeah, whatever. Time to get nerdy I guess."

"Come on, you'll love it,"Peter said, quickly closing the door behind them and then briskly running towards the fort to hold up the side blankets for you. "So, snacks and drinks are beside us. We'll chill on these blankets here. And...um, yeah. That's about it." After stepping outside for a bit to go turn off the lights(for the full "movie theater" experience), Peter laid down on his belly, reaching for the DVD player to press play.

You watched as he fumbled with the wires, making sure the DVD player was plugged in before turning it on. Has your jawline always been that sharp?

You couldn't quite place it, but his texts from before seemed.. weird. But not a bad weird at all. A good, intriguing weird.

And that compliment was pretty nice, but odd for Peter. Sure, he complimented you often, but it just felt different this time. Usually it'd be something like, "new dress?" or "nice shoes". But never "you're eyes sparkle when you get excited." Heck, you didn't even know that about you. Was he paying attention? Did that mean he-

You remember how he acted about Liz Allen and Michelle Jones. Always staring. Never able to even say a full sentence in front of them without stuttering up a storm.

But he was so comfortable about you for the most part. You were just a friend.

"Okay got it," Peter said, laughing excitedly as the screen in front of him lit up. He scooted back to where you were sat. "Prepare to have your mind blown."

The Fort quickly became dark as the Lucasfilm logo shined on the screen.

"I seriously dou-"

"Shhh!," he cut you off. "Wait for it..."

You gave him a look but joined him in his silence to see what he was waiting for.

BUMMMMM buh buh bummmm

Practically jumping on top of him, you flinched at the loud and sudden music. "Crap dude! Turn it down!"

Peter shook his head, reaching for a soda. "You have to get the full effect, [Y/N]!," he laughed. "Just embrace it." He began to sing with the music and mime crazy gestures as if he were directing an orchestra.

Duh duh duh DUH DUHHHHHHHH

Halfway through he stopped and recited the opening crawl, his eyes glued to the screen with a sort of focus that made you sure that not only was this not foreign to him, he probably did this every other week.

"It is a period of civil war," he mumbled, throwing some popcorn into his mouth. "Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic- [Y/N] you have to watch the words, I swear it'll make the whole experience better." It went on for a little while longer until he paused the movie and looked over at you, cowering a bit. "D-do I have something on my face?"

"Huh? Nah you're good," you said, realizing he'd noticed you staring. "It's just-" you remembered his text from earlier. "-you got really excited... It-um..it was cute."

Because of the darkness(the only lighting being from the tv), you couldn't see if Peter blushed or not, but you could clearly see the stupid grin plastered on his face that he was trying to hide from you with his hand. Repeatedly licking his lips as a desperate attempt to stop smiling as he pressed play on the remote control. "A-ah, um, thanks [Y/N]."

The opening crawl was over and soon the movie actually began, showing a huge spaceship.

"That's the imperial star destroyer," Peter whispered, never taking his eyes off the screen. "They belong to the empire." He saw your blank expression, wide eyes as he realized that meant nothing to you. "Uh, the bad guys."

You squinted your eyes at the screen, silently judging the graphics of the energy blasts- space bullets?- or whatever they were supposed to be. "Pete, when was this movie made?"

"1977."

"Oh okay," you said, deciding to give it some leeway for the trash designs.

You scooted a little closer to your friend, figuring you'd get a little bit more comfortable.

Oh how he wished you hadn't done that.

Nothing like actual, physical contact with a girl that you like and you think she might like you back to actually manage to distract you from one of your favorite movies ever.

He froze, not wanting to pull away and offend you, but definitely not wanting to stay because just being this close to you was making his mind run wild.

Does she actually like me back? What if Mr. Stark and the team only said that to get me to make a fool of myself? She's too comfortable with me. She just sees me as a friend. Or maybe she likes me and she's just really chill about it? Ooh my gosh and she's leaning on me right now. What am I 'sposed to do?? I don't know I don't know I don't know!!!!!!!!!

Deciding for a quick compromise, he got up completely to reach for another soda, though his sprite was still half finished. When he sat back down, he wasn't as close. Hopefully, you'd just see it as natural human behaviour and not him wanting to be away from you.

Course you would see it that way, wouldn't you?

"Oh my gosh I recognize someone! That's R2D2, right?!" You pointed wildly, glad to not be completely clueless for once with this nerd crap.

"Yeah that's R2," Peter responded, letting out a secret sigh of relief, thankful for the distraction.

"A-and that's that gold dude!"

"Yeah, C-3PO."

"And oh crap that's Princess Leia!," you shouted. "Fucking feminist icon!"

Peter tilted his head. "Wait, how would you know that if you've never watched this?"

You laughed. "I still have access to the internet, doofus! Scroll down the nerdy feminist side of tumblr and Leia is literally everywhere."

Peter chuckled as he finally finished his sprite. "Okay. Valid."

Since that, you stopped talking for a bit. Part of you actually did figure that since you're here, you might as well actually try to enjoy the movie and maybe find out what the fans actually see in it that makes them like it so much. The other part just really didn't want to annoy Peter while he was watching his favorite movie series.

But sometimes you just have to say something.

"Hold up, wait. Isn't that his sister? Oh my God, Pete I swear somebody told me before that Leia was Luke's twin!"

Peter shrugged while nodding. "Well, that's a bit of a spoiler, but yeah. What about it?"

"Oh my gosh, Pete- what about it?! Dude, he's literally making 'fuck me' eyes at his own sister! He's all like, 'ooh you're so sexy I'm gonna bone you all over the galaxy'. That's freaky!"

You grabbed the remote and began to rewind it.

"C'mon now [Y/N]," he explained. "He didn't call her sexy. He said she was beautiful. Sexy is wayyy different from beautiful. You can think your family members are beautiful can't you?"

You paused it once you got to where you wanted.

"Okay Parker, look at that. Look at that and tell me Lukes's not totally undressing her with his eyes!" You pointed at Peter's face with a goofy smile on yours. "Oh wow, I've finally figured you people out now."

Peter's head cocked to the side. "Figured out what?"

"Star Wars nerds are a bunch of horny kids that like that step-sibling porn stuff but can't watch that in front of their parents so they have to use an alternative!"

Peter fell on his back with laughter, practically rolling around like a pig. "[Y/N], what?!"

You gave him an incredulous look. "Who else likes to see two siblings bang each other, Peter?!"

At that he pointed back at you while picking up his other soda. "To be fair, they never do that with each other. They only kiss, like twice and that's it. And one of them is only to make Han Solo mad."

"Oh yeah, I forgot about the Han Solo guy. Where is he anyway?"

Peter smiled. "Well, we're only twenty mintues in. He'll come soon."

To tell the truth, Peter really didn't even know what part you were at. His eyes were watching the screen but nothing was being comprehended. The only thing he could manage to think about was all the tiny things that were going on over on your side of the fort. Did you notice him staring? Was Tony right and you were just concerningly nice?

"I love how everybody at this bar is so chill south everything that's happening. It's like oh wow this guy just shot this green dude at table 8 and nope we totally don't care," you joked, pulling Peter out of his trance. He reminded himself that he should probably try to pay more attention. He didn't want to ruin the movie for you in case you had any questions.

But eventually, like all things do, the movie came to an end.

"So, how'd you like it?," Peter said while neither one of you made a move to leave the dark fort. You were laid out in practically a starfish-type position while he was sitting Indian-style.

You smirked. "I'll admit, it was pretty nice for a movie made in 1977. Still a bit lame though," you teased, pinching your fingers together with a giggle. Suddenly, you gasped. "Ooh, Vader was pretty lit though! Just straight force-choking people who disagree with you is such a power move."

Peter rolled his eyes and scoffed lightly. "Typical..."

"Excuse me?"

He bit back a quick smile. "Look, I'm not saying that Darth Vader isn't awesome. Because he is! Totally and completely but [Y/N], you do realize that in literally every movie we watch you like the villains?," he said, raising an eyebrow.

"Because the villains are awesome!," you defended.

"Just saying. I'm sensing a bit of a pattern...," he teased.

You scoffed. "This coming from the guy who actually feels bad about some the people crashing into things when we're watching Ridiculousness," you said, reminding in how Peter was forever the relentless sap. "Well, while you're so busy judging me, whose your favorite character?"

At that, he gave a small sincere smile. "Ben. He's really cool."

"Ben Kenobi? The old guy that literally let himself die? But why?"

He shrugged, the small grin still present on his face. "Eh, sentimental reasons..."

He watched you return his sweet smile and it was then and there when Peter really felt content with the night. Though, you hadn't even known the weight his words carried, he did. Ned was the only other person who knew about it. But Peter knew right then and there that if you had asked, he'd tell you. And he knew you'd understand. Maybe you were just nice. Or maybe you did like him back. But in that moment, Peter didn't care. He just wanted to be here with you. Lost in the warm smell of popcorn and your vanilla perfume, watching a Star Wars movie with Uncle Ben surely smiling down from Heaven. And it gave Peter hope that maybe, just maybe, this was a step in the right direction.

2 hours (and five minutes) down. 22 hours (and forty seven mintues) to go...

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marunalu · 5 years ago

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Disney Movies List

Ok first of all I want to make clear that english is not my first language. I therefore apologize in advance for any grammar or spelling mistakes. Please don't be too strict with me =D

I recently bought Disney+ and I plan now to watch and review every movie, Disney has ever produced or participated in it. And I tell you, this will be a hell of a trip, because my list now contains no fewer than 701 movies. That means if I watch at least one movie every day, it will take me about 2 years to see all of them. And since I will most likely not watch a movie every day, I will definitely need at least twice as long....

For the films on my list, which I marked with a cross at the end, it means that I have seen them already. However, since I last saw most of these movies in my childhood or teenage years (so at least 15 years ago), it will be interesting for me to rewatch them after such a long time. I have probably already forgotten most of the plots.

I also plan to watch them in chronological order and rank them. The movies that I don't find on Disney+ I will watch somewhere else.

Here is the list: (The films follow the chronological order in which they were published. However, it is quite possible that I accidentally swapped a few. But I think most of it is accurate).

1930:

Academy Award Review of Walt Disney Cartoons (X)

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (X)

1940:

Pinocchio (X)

Fantasia (X)

The Reluctant Dragon ( )

Dumbo (X)

Bambi (X)

Saludos Amigos ( )

Victory Through Air Power ( )

The Three Caballores ( )

Make Mine Music ( )

Song of the South ( )

Fun and Fancy Free (X)

Melody Time ( )

Seal Island ( )

So Dear to my Heart ( )

The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad (X)

1950:

Cinderella (X)

Treasure Island ( )

In Beaver Valley ( )

Alice in Wonderland (X)

Nature's Half Acre ( )

The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men ( )

The Olympic Elk ( )

Water Birds ( )

Peter Pan (X)

The Sword and the Rose ( )

The Living Desert (X)

Bear Country ( )

The Alaskan Eskimo ( )

Prowlers of the Everglades ( )

Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue ( )

The Vanishing Prairie ( )

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ( )

Siam ( )

Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier ( )

Lady and the Tramp (X)

The African Lion ( )

The Littlest Outlaw ( )

Men Against The Arctic ( )

The Great Locomotive Chase ( )

Davy Crockett and the River Pirates ( )

Secrets of Life ( )

Westward Ho the Wagons! ( )

Johnny Tremain ( )

Perri ( )

Old Yeller ( )

Navajo Adventure ( )

The Light in the Forest ( )

Tonka ( )

Grand Canyon ( )

Sleeping Beauty (X)

The Shaggy Dog ( )

Darby O'Gill and the Little People ( )

Zorro the Avenger ( )

Third Man on the Mountain ( )

Mysteries of the Deep ( )

1960:

Toby Tyler: Or, ten Weeks with a Circus ( )

Kidnapped ( )

Pollyanna ( )

The Sign of Zorro ( )

Jungle Cat ( )

Ten Who Dared ( )

Swiss Family Robinson ( )

Island of the Sea ( )

One Hundred and One Dalmatians (X)

The Absent-Minded Professsor ( )

Parent Trap ( )

Nikki, Wild Dog of the North ( )

Greyfriars Bobby: The True Story of a Dog ( )

Babes in Toyland ( )

Wonders of the Water Worlds ( )

Moon Pilot ( )

Bon Voyage! ( )

Big Red ( )

Almost Angels ( )

The Legend of Lobo ( )

In Search of the Castaways ( )

The Prince and the Pauper ( )

Son of Flubber ( )

Miracle of the White Stallions ( )

Savage Sam ( )

Summer Magic ( )

The Incredible Journey ( )

The Sword in the Stone (X)

A Tiger Walks ( )

The Misadventures of Merlin Jones ( )

The Three Lives of Thomasina ( )

The Moon-Spinners ( )

Mary Poppins ( )

Emil and the Detectives ( )

Those Calloways ( )

The Monkey's Uncle ( )

That Darn Cat! ( )

The Ugly Dachshund ( )

Lt. Robin Crusoe, U.S.N. ( )

The Fighting Prince of Donegal ( )

Follow Me, Boys! ( )

Monkeys, Go Home! ( )

The Adventures of Bullwhip Griffin ( )

The Gnome-Mobile ( )

The Jungle Book (X)

Charlie, the Lonesome Cougar ( )

The Happiest Millionaire ( )

Blackbeard's Ghost ( )

The One and Only, Genuine, Original Family Band ( )

Never a Dull Moment ( )

The Horse in the Grey Flannel Suit ( )

Guns in the Heather ( )

The Love Bug ( )

Smith! ( )

Rascal ( )

The Computer Whore Tennis Shoes ( )

My Dog, the Thief ( )

Ride a Northbound Horse ( )

1970:

King of the Grizzlies ( )

The Boatniks ( )

The Wild Country ( )

Smoke ( )

The Aristocats (X)

The Barefoot Executive ( )

Scandalous John ( )

The Million-Dollar-Duck ( )

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (X)

The Biscuit Eater ( )

Now You See Him, Now You Don't ( )

Napoleon and Samantha ( )

Run, Cougar, run ( )

Snowball Express ( )

Chandar, the Black Leopard of Ceylon ( )

The World's Greatest Athlete ( )

Charley and the Angel ( )

One Little Indian ( )

Robin Hood (X)

Mustang! ( )

Superdad ( )

Herbie Rides Again ( )

The Bears and I ( )

The Castaway Cowboy ( )

The Island at the Top of the World ( )

The Strongest Man in the World ( )

Escape to Witch Mountain ( )

The Apple Dumpling Gang ( )

One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing ( )

The Best of Walt Disney's True-Life Adventures ( )

Ride a Wild Pony ( )

The Boy Who Talked to Badgers ( )

No Deposit, No Return ( )

Treasure of Matecumbe ( )

Gus ( )

The Shaggy D.A. ( )

Freaky Friyday ( )

The Littlest Horse Thieves ( )

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (X)

A Tale of Two Critters ( )

The Rescuers (X)

Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo ( )

Pete's Dragon ( )

Candleshoe ( )

Return form Witch Mountain ( )

The Cat from Outer Space ( )

Hot Lead and Cold Feet ( )

Child of Glass ( )

The North Avenue Irregulars ( )

The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again ( )

Unidentified Flying Oddball ( )

The Black Hole ( )

The Muppet Movie ( )

The London Connection ( )

1980:

Midnight Madness ( )

The Watcher in the Woods ( )

Herbie Goes Bananas ( )

The Last Flight of Noah's Ark ( )

Popeye ( )

The Devil and Max Devlin ( )

Amy ( )

Dragonslayer ( )

The Fox and the Hound (X)

Condorman ( )

The Great Muppet Caper ( )

Night Crossing ( )

Tron ( )

Tex ( )

Trenchcoat ( )

Something Wicked This Way Comes ( )

Tiger Town ( )

Never Cry Wolf ( )

Love Leads the Way (X)

Where the Toys Come From ( )

Return to Oz ( )

The Black Cauldron (X)

The Journey of Natty Gann ( )

One Magic Christmas ( )

Teen Academy ( )

The Great Mouse Detective (X)

Flight of the Navigator ( )

Disneys Fluppy Dogs ( )

The Parent Trap ( )

The Christmas Star ( )

Benji the Hunted ( )

Return of the Shaggy Dog ( )

Mr. Boogedy ( )

Return to Snowy River ( )

Oliver & Company (X)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit ( )

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (X)

Cheetah ( )

The Little Mermaid (X)

Bride of Boogedy ( )

1990:

DuckTales: The Movie – Treasure of the Lost Lamp ( )

The Rescuers Down Under (X)

White Fang (X)

Shipwrecked ( )

Wild Hearts Can't be Broken ( )

The Rocketeer ( )

Beauty and the Beast (X)

Newsies ( )

Honey, I Blew Up the Kid ( )

The Mighty Ducks ( )

Aladdin (X)

The Muppet Christmas Carol ( )

Day-O ( )

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (X)

A Far Off Place ( )

The Adventures of Huck Finn ( )

Hocus Pocus ( )

Cool Runnings ( )

The Nightmare Before Christmas ( )

The Three Musketeers ( )

Iron Will ( )

Blank Check ( )

D2: The Mighty Ducks ( )

White Fang 2: Myth of the White Wolf ( )

The Lion King (X)

Angels in the Outfield ( )

Squanto: A Warrior's Tale ( )

The Santa Clause (X)

The Jungle Book (X)

The Return of Jafar (X)

Heavyweights ( )

Man of the House ( )

Tall Tale ( )

A Goofy Movie ( )

Pocahontas (X)

Operation Dumbo Drop ( )

A Kid in King Arthur's Court ( )

The Big Green ( )

Frank and Ollie ( )

Toy Story (X)

Tom and Huck ( )

Gargoyles – The Movie ( )

Muppet Treasure Island ( )

Homeward Bound: Lost in San Francisco (X)

James and the Giant Peach ( )

The Hunchback of Notre Dame (X)

First Kid ( )

D3 The Mighty Ducks ( )

101 Dalmatians (X)

Aladdin and the King of Thieves (X)

Wish Upon a Star ( )

Susie Q ( )

The Darn Cat ( )

Jungle 2 Jungle (X)

George of the Jungle (X)

Air Bud (X)

RocketMan ( )

Flubber (X)

Mr. Magoo ( )

Tower of Terror ( )

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas ( )

Under Wraps ( )

Northern Lights ( )

Angels in the Endzone ( )

Mighty Ducks the Movie: The First Faceoff ( )

Pooh's Great Adventure: The Search for Christoper Robin ( )

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves ( )

The Love Bug ( )

Rodgers & Hammerstein's Cinderella ( )

Oliver Twist ( )

Meet the Deedles ( )

Mulan (X)

The Parent Trap (X)

Air Bud: Golden Receiver ( )

I'll Be Home for Christmas ( )

A Bug's Life (X)

Mighty Joe Young ( )

You Lucky Dog ( )

Halloweentown ( )

Brink! ( )

Whoopi – A Knight in Camelot (X)

The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit ( )

Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World ( )

The Lion King 2: Simbas Pride (X)

Belle's Magical World ( )

Armageddon ( )

Don't Look Under the Bed (X)

Genius ( )

The Thirteenth Year ( )

Johnny Tsunami ( )

Can of Worms ( )

Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century ( )

Horse Sense ( )

Smart House ( )

My Favorite Martian ( )

Doug – The 1. Movie ( )

Endurance ( )

Tarzan (X)

Inspector Gadget ( )

The Straight Story ( )

Toy Story 2 (X)

H.E. – Double Hockey Sticks ( )

Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas ( )

Winnie the Pooh: Seasons of Giving ( )

Annie ( )

2000:

Fantasia 2000 ( )

The Ultimative Christmas Present ( )

Phantom of the Megaplex ( )

Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire ( )

The Other Me ( )

Quints ( )

Ready to Run ( )

Stepsister from Planet Weird ( )

Miracle in Lane 2 ( )

Rip Girls ( )

Alley Cats Strike ( )

The Color of Friendship ( )

Up, Up and Away ( )

Angels in the Infield ( )

Air Bud 3 ( )

Mail to the Chief ( )

Geppetto ( )

The Tigger Movie ( )

Dinosaur (X)

Disney's The Kid ( )

Remember the Titans ( )

102 Dalmatians (X)

The Emperor's New Groove (X)

An Extremly Goofy Movie ( )

Whispers: An Elephant Tale ( )

The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea (X)

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command ( )

Life-Size ( )

The Miracle Worker ( )

Bounce ( )

Jett Jackson: The Movie ( )

The Other Side of Heaven ( )

`Twas the Night ( )

Halloweentown 2: Kalabar's Revenge ( )

The Poof Point ( )

Jumping Ship ( )

Jennie ( )

Hounded ( )

Luck of the Irish ( )

Zenon: The Zequel ( )

Mickey's Magical Christmas: Snowed in at the House of Mouse ( )

Motocrossed ( )

Recess: School's Out ( )

Lady and the Tramp 2 – Scamp's Adventure (X)

Atlantis: The Lost Empire (X)

The Princess Diaries ( )

Max Keebles Big Move ( )

Monsters, Inc (X)

Princess of Thieves ( )

Air Bud 4 ( )

The Scream Team ( )

A Ring of Endless Light ( )

Gotta Kick It Up! ( )

Get a Clue ( )

Tru>> confessions ( )

Cadet Kelly ( )

Double Teamed ( )

Snow Dogs (X)

Return to Neverland (X)

The Rookie ( )

Cinderella 2: Dreams Come True (X)

Lilo & Stitch (X)

The Country Bears ( )

Tuck Everlasting ( )

The Santa Clause 2 ( )

Treasure Planet (X)

Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year ( )

The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2 ( )

Tarzan & Jane ( )

Mickey's House of Villains ( )

Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time ( )

Air Bud 5 ( )

Full Court Miracle ( )

The Cheetah Girls ( )

Eddies Million Dollar Cook-Off ( )

The Even Stevens Movie ( )

Right on Track ( )

You Wish! ( )

101 Dalmatians 2: Patch's London Adventure ( )

The Jungle Book 2 (X)

Inspector Gadget 2 ( )

Piglet's Big Movie ( )

Ghosts of the Abyss ( )

Holes ( )

Atlantis: Milo's Return (X)

The Lizzie McGuire Movie ( )

Finding Nemo (X)

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (X)

Freaky Friday ( )

Brother Bear (X)

George of the Jungle 2 ( )

The Haunted Mansion (X)

The Young Black Stallion ( )

Stitch! The Movie ( )

Recess ( )

Recess: All Growed Down ( )

Going to the Mat ( )

Pixel Perfect ( )

Zenon Z3 ( )

Halloweentown High ( )

Tiger Cruise ( )

Stuck in the Suburbs ( )

Teacher's Pet ( )

Miracle ( )

March of the Penguins ( )

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen ( )

Ghost in the Shell 2 – Innocence ( )

Home on the Range (X)

Sacred Planet ( )

Springtime with Roo ( )

Around the World in 80 Days (X)

America's Heart and Soul ( )

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement ( )

Mulan 2 (X)

The Incredibles (X)

Mickey's Twice Upon a Christmas (X)

The Lion King 1½ (X)

National Treasure ( )

Mickey, Donald and Goofy: The Three Musketeers (X)

Aliens of the Deep ( )

The Three Musketeers ( )

Kronk's New Groove ( )

Once Upon a Mattress ( )

Kim Possible Movie – So the Drama ( )

Go Figure ( )

Life is Ruff ( )

The Proud Family Movie ( )

Twitches ( )

Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch (X)

Pooh's Heffalump Movie ( )

The Pacifier ( )

Ice Princess ( )

Herbie: Fully Loaded ( )

Sky High ( )

Valiant ( )

The Greatest Game Ever Played ( )

Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie ( )

Now You See It ( )

Buffalo Dreams ( )

Chicken Little ( )

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe (X)

Tarzan 2 (X)

The Muppet's Wizard of Oz ( )

Air Buddies ( )

Read It and Weep ( )

Wendy Wu – Homecoming Warrior ( )

Cow Belles ( )

The Cheetah Girls 2 ( )

Return to Halloweentown ( )

High School Musical ( )

Brother Bear 2 ( )

Glory Road ( )

Roving Mars ( )

Bambi 2 (X)

Eight Below (X)

The Shaggy Dog ( )

The Wild ( )

Cars ( )

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (X)

Leroy & Stitch ( )

Invincible ( )

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause ( )

Bridge to Terabithia ( )

Johnny Kapahala – Back on Board ( )

Jump In! ( )

Meet the Robinsons ( )

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End ( )

Ratatouille ( )

Underdog ( )

The Pixar Story ( )

The Game Plan ( )

Le Premier Cri ( )

Enchanted ( )

The Fox and the Hound 2 (X)

The Secret of the Magic Gourd ( )

Pooh's Super Sleuth Christmas Movie ( )

Twitches Too ( )

High School Musical 2 ( )

Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time (X)

National Treasure: Book of Secrets ( )

Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert ( )

Snow Buddies ( )

The Cheetah Girls 3: One World ( )

The Little Mermaid – Ariel's Beginning (X)

Tinkerbell (X)

Camp Rock ( )

Minutemen ( )

College Road Trip ( )

The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian ( )

Dasavathaaram ( )

WALL-E ( )

Beverly Hills Chihuahu ( )

Morning Light ( )

High School Musical 3: Senior Year ( )

Bolt (X)

Bedtime Stories ( )

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience ( )

Iron Man ( )

Race to Witch Mountain ( )

Hannah Montana: The Movie ( )

Earth ( )

The Incredible Hulk ( )

Trail of the Panda ( )

Up ( )

Lilly the Witch: The Dragon and the Magic Book ( )

G-Force ( )

Walt & El Grupo ( )

The Book of Masters ( )

Wizards of Waverly Place: The Movie ( )

Santa Buddies Here Comes Santa Paws ( )

Disney's A Christmas Carol ( )

Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure (X)

Old Dogs ( )

Princess Protection Program ( )

The Princess and the Frog ( )

Tigger & Pooh and a Musical Too ( )

Hatching Pete ( )

Dadnapped ( )

Space Buddies ( )

2010:

Alice in Wonderland (X)

Waking Sleeping Beauty ( )

Oceans ( )

Santa Paws ( )

Avalon High ( )

Den Brother ( )

Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam ( )

Tinkerbell and the Great Fairy Rescue (X)

StarStruck ( )

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time ( )

Toy Story 3 ( )

You Again ( )

The Sorcerer's Apprentice ( )

The Crimson Wing: Mystery of the Flamingos ( )

Secretariat ( )

Do Dooni Chaar ( )

Tangled ( )

The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story ( )

Tron: Legacy ( )

Iron Man 2 ( )

Geek Charming ( )

Good Luck Charlie, It's Christmas! ( )

Phineas & Ferb – The Movie ( )

Spooky Buddies ( )

Anaganaga O Dheerudu ( )

The Suite Life Movie ( )

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure ( )

Lemonade Mouth ( )

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 ( )

Thor ( )

Lilly the Witch: The Journey to Mandolan ( )

Mars Needs Moms ( )

Zokkomon ( )

African Cats ( )

Prom ( )

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ( )

Cars 2 ( )

Winnie the Pooh ( )

Pixie Hollow Games (X)

The Muppets ( )

Girl vs. Monster ( )

Santa Paws 2 ( )

Sofia the First: Once Upon a Princess ( )

Radio Rebel ( )

Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3 ( )

Treasure Buddies ( )

FRenemies ( )

John Carter ( )

Chimpanzee ( )

Arjun: The Warrior Prince ( )

Brave ( )

The Odd Life of Timothy Green ( )

Frankenweenie ( )

Let It Shine ( )

Secret of the Wings (X)

The Advengers ( )

Wreck-It Ralph ( )

Teen Beach Movie ( )

Super Buddies

Oz the Great and Powerful ( )

Wings of Life ( )

Monsters University ( )

The Lone Ranger ( )

Planes ( )

Frozen ( )

Saving Mr. Banks ( )

Iron Man 3 ( )

Thor: The Dark World ( )

How to Build a Better Boy ( )

Zapped ( )

Cloud 9 ( )

The Pirate Fairy (X)

Muppets Most Wanted ( )

Bears ( )

Million Dollar Arm ( )

Maleficent ( )

Planes: Fire & Rescue ( )

Khoobsurat ( )

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day ()

Captain America: The Winter Soldier ( )

Guardians of the Galaxy ( )

Big Hero 6 (X)

Into the Woods ( )

McFarland USA ( )

Cinderella ( )

Monkey Kingdom ( )

Tomorrowland ( )

Inside Out ( )

ABCD 2 ( )

Ant-Man ( )

The Good Dinosaur ( )

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (X)

Teen Beach 2 ( )

Tinkerbell and the Legend of the NeverBeast (X)

Bad Hair Day ( )

Descendants ( )

Avengers: Age of Ultron ( )

The Finest Hours ( )

Zootopia (X)

The Jungle Book ( )

Tini: The Movie ( )

Alice Through the Looking Glass ( )

Finding Dory ( )

BFG ( )

Pete's Dragon ( )

Queen of Katwe ( )

Moana (X)

Captain America: Civil War ( )

Doctor Strange ( )

Rogue One. A Star Wars Story (X)

Growing Up Wild ( )

Dangal ( )

L'Empereur – March of the Penguins 2: The Next Step ( )

Beauty and the Beast ( )

Born in China ( )

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ( )

Cars 3 ( )

Ghost of the Mountains ( )

Jagga Jasoos ( )

Coco ( )

Lillys Bewitched Christmas ( )

Descendants 2 ( )

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ( )

Spider Man: Homecoming ( )

Thor: Ragnarok ( )

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (X)

Expedition China ( )

A Wrinkle in Time ( )

The Incredibles 2 ( )

Christoper Robin ( )

The Nutcracker and the Four Realms ( )

Ralph Breaks the Internet ( )

Mary Poppins Returns ( )

Zombies ( )

Black Panther ( )

Avengers: Infinity War ( )

Solo: A Star Wars Story ( )

Ant-Man and the Wasp ( )

Dumbo ( )

Penguins ( )

Aladdin ( )

Toy Stor 4 ( )

The Lion King ( )

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil ( )

Lady and the Tramp ( )

Noelle ( )

Frozen 2 ( )

Descendants 3 ( )

Captain Marvel ( )

Avengers: End Game ( )

Spider-Man: Far From Home ( )

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker ( )

One Day at Disney ( )

Togo ( )

2020:

Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made ( )

Onward ( )

Stargirl ( )

Dolphin Reef ( )

Elephant ( )

Artemis Fowl ( )

Hamilton ( )

Mulan ( )

The One and Only Ivan ( )

The Beatles: Get Back ( )

Soul ( )

Secret Society of Second-Born Royals ( )

Magic Camp ( )

Howard ( )

Urgh! Wish me luck, that I survive this....

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