#oliposting

[ilexdiapason]

And If I Said I Was Bisexual

[cecesyko]

the duality...10/10

[askthe-littlepoet]

"slut era" they whisper to themselves as they mix nitrogen rich fertilizer with kerosene and motor oil

[olivergraves]

okay, knowing my mom doesn't use socials that much, i think it's safe to post this here

she took a while to choose a cereal box, so I wandered off and came back with another dumb stuffed toy

[minecraftgender]

human kids are so fucking strange.... they already have skin??? you just KEEP the same skin your whole life????

[vampiricmccracken]

i wish there was more raimiverse parksborn fics bc i’ve read every single one on ao3 😭😭😭

[shadowpeachmaxxer]

If Sonic gets to Sonk then Tronk

[justcallme-ant]

oli takeover

MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[cyclopscombo]

Posting my Spotify wrapped if you fuck with any of these artists let me know honestly

[ilexdiapason]

well he just got waterboarded so he's not chilling

the trivia bot gets overwhelmed with like. having water poured on it and stuff. and breaks down in front of your lifer of choice, who opens the hatch on it to see if they can do anything to help fix it, only to realise that Actual Oli is in there fnaf style

is he dead or is he just like. chilling

[ilexdiapason]

@transfemoliorionsound ok i couldnt find it so im going to rewrite it for you:

the Oli TheOrionSound Would Be A Terrible Father AU

ok so the story begins way back on trollcraft a billion years ago, who's counting at this point, certainly not oli. more importantly it's about a dozen servers ago; oli makes a habit out of hopping from world to world whenever he gets bored of the last one, which is often.

more importantly, on trollcraft he was 21, young and stupid and willing to do stupid things like go out with beautiful women named angela who turn out to be more than a bit obsessed with chickens. (maybe she was half chicken herself? oli didn't stop to ask.) and they spent a wonderful night together, but then she ended up being crazy, so he dipped, and then there was all this business with the mini-mes that basically took his mind off the whole thing. he got bored, he bounced, he took a bit of a sabbatical sleeping on callum and lizzie's sofas before he settled into funcraft, all's well that ends well.

flash forward to empires smp.

oli has been making a tidy little career for himself as a bard, if you ignore the crippling debt! he's got a beach, he's got a tent, he's working on his new album, things are pretty good.

until.

one day there is a knock on his door.

well, he doesn't have a door. instead there is a woman yelling for him from outside his tent. this, quite rudely, wakes him up from his lovely nap.

the woman in question turns out to have a very familiar face. and so does the boy standing next to her.

it turns out that - whoopsie - your actions have consequences, and when oli thought it was all fun and games messing about with angela, she actually ended up pregnant.

enter tommy, who's fourteen, apparently. angela has been trying to find him to make him pay his child support for that amount of time, but oli's just so good at skipping town that she hadn't managed it till now. (oli doesn't ask how the kid is fourteen if trollcraft was only seven years ago - time dilation can get funky between worlds. joel and lizzie have been married about five different times, it's fine.)

except, obviously, oli's in enough debt as it is, he can't also pay child support.

so angela huffs, and shoves tommy into taking a step forward, and then walks away.

... obviously oli has no fucking clue what to do with a child. he's never been a dad and quite frankly he was never planning on it - but tommy is, uncomfortably, a lot like him, only he's about a quarter chicken, which he keeps referring to as making him Slightly Above Average.

he doesn't want to just leave a child alone in the middle of empires, though, so he does the only thing he can think to do and boats the boy directly down the coast to bring to sausage.

except sausage also doesn't know how to take care of an unexpected teenager, because "hermes is nine, oli" or whatever. so now they have to figure out what to do with this boy, and get him back where he belongs - or at least get him somewhere he belongs - before he manages to eat something poisonous, which he's clearly trying his hardest to do the second oli turns his back, jesus christ, was i really like this?

and THATS the au :D

[cecesyko]

oh my word

[olivergraves]

hi. mom doesn't know I'm here but she'll definitely find out if I don't change my name on this site soon.

I'm just here to mostly 'document' all the odd things my mom had been doing ever since my other mom died

I wish I had taken note of ones since 2020, but I had long forgotten about those

And I am fully aware she's a Satanist, this isn't new to me, told me a month after I got adopted so that's one thing I remember

However, I do know of most latest stuff;

- the coughing and wheezing from the storage room

- the hours of staying in the storage room once she's done with work (about 3 - 6 hours, but she prepares lunch/dinner prior first, to heat up if I got hungry. Love my mom.)

- getting VERY deep in thought sometimes, which I felt like it never happened before but it's more frequent

And the most recent is..

Her ex-girlfriend, which is new info I learnt of, had not left the storage room. I swear by it. I swear she hadn't left. But mom keeps telling me she did after I slept.

That's all I remember for now

[chococookiez]

if you look at this acc on pc i wanna change the theme colours at some point bare with me

(now playing - top song)

hi my names cookie, local feral asshole who reblog sprees very often, be warned. i also shitpost and artpost sometimes, but im mostly posting bands i love + phighting, pressure, ultrakill and homestuck currently! for more info about me check my carrd (though it's a little outdated and i can't be asked to make a new one...)

my asks turn on and off semi frequently due to the amount of bot asks i get... if asks are off and for some reason you wanna yap im sorry, maybe try the system blog! (though we've had to turn asks off there too from time to time...)

I AM ALSO THE HOST AND CORE OF A SYSTEM we call ourselves the sandpit turtle pile or sandpitsys because haha funny shadow moses reference and we post about system stuff sometimes under the #system bullshit tag + WE NOW HAVE A SYSTEM BLOG!! @sandpitturtlescove

sticking this post to my pinned cause its my legacy now apparently

tags list under the cut :33 theyre all featured tags but this explains them

#and today on cookie's ramblings - textposts that are usually rambles

#cookie jams - ramblings except specifically about certain songs

#cookie's trash bin - art posts

#nightly ptv posting - something i did for a while cause i was unreasonably excited to see them live

#cookie's erisol posting, #vicposting, #oliposting + others in the featured tags - reblog spree tags that are self explanatory

#chat can i reblog this - things im unsure about reblogging here but i do anyway, usually suggestive

[vampiricmccracken]

!!! small rant time !!!

i’m tired of tv shows like euphora/riverdale/velma over s*xualizing high school and teens

it’s so hard to find shows for my demographic that are realistic and relatable

not to mention, most actually good teen shows unfortunately get cancelled

[remused]

oliposting

Demigods are usually pretty easy depending on the rules of the world you live in

Yes. The issue is finding one, or luring one to us, not taking them down. And, of course, the moral implications of what we'd be doing.