#old man yaoi: loose on NYC

[caterpillarinacave]

imagine a little natm bit where one night the tablet malfunctions and jed and oct wake up normal sized instead of miniature. their tiny clothes ofc don’t fit so they have to borrow stuff from larry (who upon first seeing them big he literally thinks he’s dreaming) and jed is head over heels for the way octavius looks in jeans and a tight white t-shirt. both find it incredibly amusing that they’re taller than larry and tease him about it all night, rexy isn’t nearly as scary at this height and they’re actually able to throw the bone for him instead of needing the car, and they’re able to interact with their normal sized friends without the scary thought of accidentally being squished but most importantly they’re able to explore a whole lot more than when they were little. with a whole lot of negotiating and promises, Larry let’s them go outside for a little bit and like the cheesy saps they are they turn it into something romantic. jed swears octavius looks like a handsome roman statue underneath the moonlight and oct finds a white flower and tucks it behind jed’s ear. uugghh these two are so cheesy and I’m so surprised there’s not more fics of them turning big and going on romantic adventures outside

Yessss this would be adorable! They find out it’s a lot easier to be sneaky when you’re three inches tall. Time to figure out how to lock doors behind you guys.

It would be hilarious if the other miniatures also were full sized so the museum is absolutely overrun with Roman soldiers and cowboys. Poor Larry. Or maybe the next night everyone is back to normal size- except for just Jed, or just Octavius. Whoever is human sized now has to walk around with his boyfriend on his shoulder.

I like to think that Jed and Octavius might want to go out into the city as full sized people to see what they see. They wouldn’t go very far but it would offer the chance for so many cute lines.

I’m thinking a lot of “sitting on the curb in the city in semi-normal clothing they stole from Larry “I bet the lights in Rome didn’t have shit on this place��� “the lights here don’t have shit on your eyes” “😳” and oh look at that they’re making out messy on the subway steps now good for them”

Maybe I will write something for that damn 🥺