#old cephalopod yaoi

[maskerat]

started playing splatoon 3 a while ago and these 2 have stolen my heart. octavio takowasa & craig cuttlefish<3.

[octo-valkyrie]

Old man cephalopod yaoi is and will always forever be my favorite flavor of yaoi

intricate rituals and all that

also bonus doodle that didn't fit in the comic itself

[severalbonez]

Good evening cuttletavio nation

I return with a treat: these two fools on a date night

Designs are heavily referenced from @mackeralsauce ‘s The Ruse Theory fanfic

Go support him or I’m going to give ur mom a big fat smooch

[rev-velvet]

Alright now that Summer Nights is over its time to lock in and be on guard cause Nintendo could announce FinalFest literally at any moment. The World's End splatfest was obviously suspicious as fuck and that’s usually the trigger for a FinalFest announcement. So for everything to go on as normal this time means some actual world ending shit might happen. Im betting on IdolFest happening or another popular idea where it's the three poisons each Deep Cut member represents. More rambling under the read more Im just talking out my ass at this point.

Tbh at first I thought the FinalFest would be another race war with Salmoninds as the third option due to their increasing presence in both cities. But that immediately didn't make sense since A) Lore wise it would be ridiculous for there to even be Inklings vs Octolings and B) Nintendo might be cooking something bigger with the Salmoninds if Big Big Run was anything to go by. Im doing all this yappin just to say and Idol Theme splatfest is the most likely outcome my mindless rambling knows no bounds.

[ecstasydemon]

i think i lost one follower during all this and honestly im surprised i only lost one

[sugarsweets9987]

It'll never happen because fuckin. TV show vs pretty niche game. But like. If Cuttletavio wins this I'm gonna be pleased.

Round 1, Match 9

Crowley and Aziraphale (Good Omens)

VS

Capt. Craig Cuttlefish and DJ Octavio (Splatoon)

[foursword-manga-fan-18]

I’m making a cuttletavio piece rn and I’m going insane imagining how good it could be

Might post a wip of it in a bit

Might not but idk

(Just curious lol)

[0c70pus0fd3sp41r]

guys if you like cuttletavio and you have discord you should join this server

[getta-guy]

...

OLD MAN YAOI BRACKET ROUND 1

Propaganda:

Bob Zanotto/Helmut Fullbear:

THEY LITERALLY MADE MR CRY THE FIRST TIME I PLAYED THE GAME. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH AND THEY FINALLY GET TO BE HAPPY TOGETHER. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO ME.

they are married in canon and are epic and amazing. they had sad canon events where bob thought helmut was dead for like 30 years or something but helmut WASN'T dead his brain was still alive and they are reunited in the game first by way of stealing an evil dictator's body and then later on they put helmut's brain in a ball as a temporary fix while they go out to find his body which has been frozen in ice. the game forces you to walk through bob's memory of saying his vows at their wedding ceremony and it's seriously some of the most romantic and heartwarming shit i've ever heard, especially "just when i thought i was turning to seed, you made me bloom again" like my god. i love them

they're gay and old as hell!!!! there's a level dedicated to their wedding!!!

Helmut is voiced by Jack Black and is currently a brain in a ball, and Bob knows him so well that the mental image of him in his drunken mind says things Bob KNOWS the real Helmut would never say. Also Helmut is temporarily in the body of a guy voiced by Elijah Wood-

Craig Cuttlefish/DJ Octavio:

well you see they used to be friends but were on opposite sides of the great turf war. cuttlefish gets a 14 year old to go stop octavios army. also they argue in splatoon 3 which is just part of the 100+ year divorce arc BUT AT THE FINAL BOSS IN THE JAPANESE VERSION THEY SHARE THE ICONIC LINE THAT CUES THE CALAMARI INKANTATION AND IN THE ENGLISH CUTTLEFISH TELLS OCTAVIO TO "HIT IT" AND START THE MUSIC AND MUSIC IS SO IMPORTANT TO THE SPLATOON UNIVERSE YAAAAA ik its grasping but its lovers to enemies

Literally I have seen so many people call this old man yaoi.

Old men divorce!!!

They're old men who made their divorce the problem of every young person in their lives <3. 100 years ago during the Great Turf War between inklings and octarians, Craig and Octavio were the chosen ambassadors of their respective species. They got along well, but unfortunately found themselves on opposite sides of the war. During one of the battles Craig shot Octavio in the heart. The inlkings won the war and the octarians were forced underground. For years afterward both men grew bitter towards each other, and eventually Octavio attacked the new Squidbeak Splatoon (a group of secret agents recruited by Craig). Octavio lost both times and got imprisoned in a giant snow globe (and Craig calls him cute). In the latest game Octavio got over his hatred for Inklings (Craig's species) and used his flying mech to help defeat the BBEG of the game. After the final fight, Craig said something to the effect of 'that old rascal turned out to be not so bad!'.

Alright ok hear me out! These two old men have fought in wars for their races against each other and have the craziest pathetic old man homoerotic tension ever. They like, went from at least respecting each other before the war and then they were forced to fight each other and then when Cuttlefish's side won, Octavio went underground like a pathetic lil wet cat and later on he kidnapped Cuttlefish because of game related reasons and both of them still have way too much homoerotic tension!!! And then Octavio gets owned and then in the second game Octavio decides that "Hey actually, lets kidnap Cuttlefish's granddaughter" and the old man isnt even there cause hes busy being a pathetic old man in the under-underground!!! And in the third game they go fron rival/enemies to reluctantly working together to save the world from actual extinction bc some durry bitch wants to cover it in fuzzy ooze and like, both of them have so much old man ship potential and just- theyre still pining for each other even after over a 100 years man,,,,

I personally headcanon Cap'n Cuttlefish as homophobic, but I see the ship a lot and think it's funny.

They’re both at least like 125 probably a bit older, they are so divorced, like peak lovers to enemies back to lovers, Cap’n Cuttlefish calls Octavio cute in Splatoon one immediately after you rescue him from Octavio kidnapping him? So dysfunctional, so gay, so old

They fought in the Great Turf War which was said to be over 100 years ago, Capn Cuttlefish was, well, a captain I believe (he had some sort of rank even if he wasn't a captain, like he led a battle that's singled out in the sunken scrolls of the first game). they act so divorced in the singleplayer mode like they cannot stop insulting each other specifically but octavio always comes back and like kidnaps or insults captain cuttlefish it's so. and when the great zapfish gets stolen in splatoon 3 captain cuttlefish is like "it's the octarians again i know it" like divorced behavior. also it wasn't this time and octavio gets super weird about it. maybe you should stop using children as props in your drama though.

my favorite war crime divorcees <3

They basically are friends to enemies to lovers. Both of them fought in a war that hurt DJ Octavio so bad he can’t become an inkling.

friends -> enemies -> lovers. what more is there to say

they are soooo divorced

they were so gay their breakup ended a war

Craig Cuttlefish got sucked dry by a bear

they got divorced but then they got remarried . they fuckinf hate eachother but they also make out sloppy style and i do not know how that works because neither of them have mouths in their swim form which they are both permanently stuck in. love wins but also loses at the same time with these fucking losers

they are sooo divorced omg. istg they were dating when they were younger and then war n shit happened and now theyre bitter exes who probably still make out sometimes. Makes it so much funnier that theyre old ass men (both over 100!) and Cuttlefish has grandkids

They were on opposite sides of a war and still fell in love

[ghostly-idiot]

*slides u a new silly guy I made*

462

(462=Don't forget me)

slightly remembers what his 'soul' was like before being grey scaled

Created a whole world in his mind and an entire personality from scratch that trys to resemble his old 'world' and 'view' to cope with the thought of being in this hell forever

He escaped by using a beta robot marina used to use to help octolings to build and code entire robots and machines

He/him homosexual

Fell in love with a sanitised octoling boy he found after accidentally falling into the deep-sea metro

Hehehe.... previously hypnotised cephalopod yaoi....

OOOOOO

[marcilliez]

first it was old man cephalopod yaoi. now it’s old ghost man yaoi. love continues to win each and every day

[thebargerat]

Welcome to hubris.

When the mind's forge of thought produces worlds  in which it finds itself the center and no other. When the heart's blood runs deep with passion to achieve but not to understand what is done when the soul is driven by a lust for power alone. In such circumstances, the mind, the heart, the spirit—all are driven towards the dark embrace of delusion.

That is hubris—an over-reach of thought, an excess of will to force its own desires on reality. The mind lets itself become lost in its own desires. All reality is twisted to match.

For those of us still sane of mind, how we are wrought with the weights of doubt and guilt, that we allow ourselves to still be drawn into this madness. We will ask: "Why would it matter if the mind falls mad?"

We must all die someday, and so too does any mind or heart or spirit. What does it matter then?

And yet.

We insist. We hold on to sanity.

And so when one comes to our door and asks to be allowed to see, what else can we say but yes?

What else can we do, but create a blog where we reblog gay cephalopods, mercenaries, old man yaoi and Jerma.

[peemil]

cuttletavio CENTRAL yaoi BOY X BOY DON’T LIKE DON’T READ!!!!!!!!!!!! in this house we ship OLD MAN CEPHALOPODS pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of YAOI if this flag offends you I’LL HELP YOU PACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[desperatelyseekingroleplay]

Looking for Fandom or Original based RP

Name: Ceph Age: 18 Time Zone: Mountain Time (UTC -6:00) Main Fandoms: Invader Zim, Monster in Paris, Creepypasta, Undertale, Borderlands, Overwatch, Black Butler, Mass Effect, Inuyasha, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Pokemon, Homestuck, Problem Sleuth, Marvel, and DC

Intro: I have finally graduated high school, and to celebrate I have decided that it would be best for me to get back into roleplaying so I can keep my brain up and running while I take a break from school for a year; reach out to people and see if I can get something started again. School had been keeping me busy and my old partners all kinda packed up and bounced due to my lack of responses– which I totally understand– seeing all of that is behind me now however, I’m hoping that I can finally keep up with things. So- let’s start with an introduction shall we? My name is Ceph, I am 18 years old and have had over 11 years of practice with role playing. Ceph isn’t the only name I go by of course, so if that isn’t to your liking I have nicknames you can use; my friends like to call me Squid or Shell, while online I’m known by “Illustrative Cephalopod” to all of my 2 followers. I know,  impressive… I’m pretty sure those are just friends too… I don’t run a blog by the way, I run an art account on the much loved but also very hated Deviantart. Where there is talent and cringe in every corner. I have a Tumblr too– but anyways, ignoring that, I’m going to go back to the point of this since I don’t want to bore you to death. I am looking for both fandom and original roleplays. Fandoms including the main ones listed above, and the others that I am into listed below along with the rules. Those will be OC/Canon pairings while Original will be– surprised– oc/oc pairings. I know people don’t really like reading paragraphs all too much since they just want the rambler to get to the point, so let’s start with the rules:

RULES: Style: I am not picky with this, in fact I am known as a Mirror. You wanna write a 4 page novel per response, I will do my best to match it. Want simple dialogue, I will gladly match your style. I have done many roles played in the past and both can be extremely fun and descriptive at times. So really it’s just based on which do you prefer: fast responses or a slower ones? Grammar: I mess up every now and then, nobody’s perfect, so I don’t expect you to be. Just no text talk unless it’s OOC and do try your best. I know some people struggle with typing in general. Smut: I don’t like smut without a plot, so don’t come to me planning to create a plot based around smut unless you are able to talk me into it. I can promise the wait will be worth it since I have been writing smut for years, still a virgin though so I may have a few things off, but I do go into detail if you wish me to. Other than that I will fade to black if you have no interest in it. I don’t have a lot of restrictions with smut, it’s writing not reality. Some shit i’d punch people for in real life but over writing it’s just better to stay a fantasy. Pairings/Romance: I don’t do yaoi. I have had terrible experiences with it in the past and do not want to try it again, so don’t message me about it unless you know you can talk me into a realistic relationship between two men that aren’t the usual twinks. F/F I will discuss, but I prefer and focus around M/F pairings. I’ve been writing them since I was a kid so I am most experienced with that.

  Gore: Lmao, I’m a horror fan so I could care less about how much detail you put into it. If you wish for me to chill on the gore, I will gladly do so. OOC: This is required. I love talking to you guys out of roleplays and it really helps keep things going. Plus it makes things less awkward and allows us to understand one another’s situations more. Double-up: In fandoms, I expect to double up. Which means I play your oc’s love interest and you play my oc’s love interest. As for how many characters can be in it, I love playing a lot of characters so I could care less how many love interests or characters are put into it in the first place. Such as instead of a main character there are multiple main characters. I love making things combine at one point too, like make everything fit like a puzzle piece.

FANDOMS: AU worlds are totally fine with me as long as the characters don’t really change. Even crossovers, it’s always fun bringing in multiple characters. Shows: Steven Universe (Male & Female  gem AU) ★ American Dragon ★ Invader Zim ★★★ Danny Phantom ★ The Batman ★ Transformers Prime ★★ Transformers ★★ TMNT ★ Movies: Any Disney Movie ★

Transformers ★★★★★ Guardians of the Galaxy ★★★

Pirates of the Caribbean ★★★★ Monster in Paris ★ Starwars ★

StarTrek ★

Jurassic Park ★★★ Anime: Black Butler ★★ Tokyo Ghoul ★★★★

Inuyasha ★★★★ Kamisama Hajimemashita ★★★ Noragami ★ Bleach ★★ Fushigi Yuugi ★★ D.N. Angel ★ Fruits Basket ★ Princess Tutu! ★ Inu X Boku ★★★★ Attack on Titan ★ Skip Beat! ★ Amnesia ★★★ Vampire Knight ★★★ Diabolik lovers ★★★ Homestuck ★★★ Videogames: Undertale ★★★★ Destiny ★★ Mass Effect ★★ Borderlands ★★ Fallout 4 (I need to replay the others before I play those characters) ★ Bioshock ★

Pokemon ★★★ Animal Crossing ★ Harvest Moon ★ Legend of Zelda ★

Super Smash Bros ★ Sonic the Hedgehog (etc) ★★★ Fire Emblem ★

Others: Creepypasta ★★★★★ Satan and Me ★ Youtubers ★ Bands ★ Marvel ★★ DC ★★

Tbh I probably forgot some things to put down so please just ask or tell me a list of your fandoms and I’ll tell you whether or not I know them.

ORIGINAL: Romance ★★★★★★★★★ (required) Horror ★★★ Sci-fi ★★★★★ Fantasy ★★★★ Slice of life ★★★ (Pairing Ideas) Criminal/Cop Pirate/Mermaid Alien/human Alien/Alien 2

Monster/human Human/paranormal

Human/Supernatural Human/fallen angel angel/demon

Good/evil

Creation/Creator

Therapist/patient

Victim/kidnapper

Victim/Stalker

Criminal/Innocent

Villain/Villain

Hero/Villain Person/Hero Person/Villain Vampire/human Werewolf/Human

werewolf/vampire

Urban Legend/Human

Mafia/cop

Mafia/victim

CONTACT INFO: Email: IllustrativeCephalopod@gmail.com Discord: Cephalopod#8210 Google Drive: IllustrativeCephalopod@gmail.com If you have any other way you’d like to keep in contact, please just email me and we can discuss the topic further.

[ecstasydemon]

one second im posting old man cephalopod yaoi and the next im drawing ponies. hope you guys can bear this ride w me

[fyrapartnersearch]

Looking for Original or Fandom Based RP

Name: Ceph Age: 18 Time Zone: Mountain Time (UTC -6:00) Main Fandoms: Invader Zim, Monster in Paris, Creepypasta, Undertale, Borderlands, Overwatch, Black Butler, Mass Effect, Inuyasha, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Pokemon, Homestuck, Problem Sleuth, Marvel, and DC

Intro: I have finally graduated high school, and to celebrate I have decided that it would be best for me to get back into roleplaying so I can keep my brain up and running while I take a break from school for a year; reach out to people and see if I can get something started again. School had been keeping me busy and my old partners all kinda packed up and bounced due to my lack of responses-- which I totally understand-- seeing all of that is behind me now however, I’m hoping that I can finally keep up with things. So- let’s start with an introduction shall we? My name is Ceph, I am 18 years old and have had over 11 years of practice with role playing. Ceph isn’t the only name I go by of course, so if that isn’t to your liking I have nicknames you can use; my friends like to call me Squid or Shell, while online I’m known by “Illustrative Cephalopod” to all of my 2 followers. I know,  impressive… I’m pretty sure those are just friends too… I don’t run a blog by the way, I run an art account on the much loved but also very hated Deviantart. Where there is talent and cringe in every corner. I have a Tumblr too-- but anyways, ignoring that, I’m going to go back to the point of this since I don’t want to bore you to death. I am looking for both fandom and original roleplays. Fandoms including the main ones listed above, and the others that I am into listed below along with the rules. Those will be OC/Canon pairings while Original will be-- surprised-- oc/oc pairings. I know people don’t really like reading paragraphs all too much since they just want the rambler to get to the point, so let's start with the rules:

RULES: Style: I am not picky with this, in fact I am known as a Mirror. You wanna write a 4 page novel per response, I will do my best to match it. Want simple dialogue, I will gladly match your style. I have done many roles played in the past and both can be extremely fun and descriptive at times. So really it’s just based on which do you prefer: fast responses or a slower ones? Grammar: I mess up every now and then, nobody's perfect, so I don’t expect you to be. Just no text talk unless it’s OOC and do try your best. I know some people struggle with typing in general. Smut: I don’t like smut without a plot, so don’t come to me planning to create a plot based around smut unless you are able to talk me into it. I can promise the wait will be worth it since I have been writing smut for years, still a virgin though so I may have a few things off, but I do go into detail if you wish me to. Other than that I will fade to black if you have no interest in it. I don’t have a lot of restrictions with smut, it’s writing not reality. Some shit i’d punch people for in real life but over writing it’s just better to stay a fantasy. Pairings/Romance: I don’t do yaoi. I have had terrible experiences with it in the past and do not want to try it again, so don’t message me about it unless you know you can talk me into a realistic relationship between two men that aren’t the usual twinks. F/F I will discuss, but I prefer and focus around M/F pairings. I’ve been writing them since I was a kid so I am most experienced with that.

  Gore: Lmao, I’m a horror fan so I could care less about how much detail you put into it. If you wish for me to chill on the gore, I will gladly do so. OOC: This is required. I love talking to you guys out of roleplays and it really helps keep things going. Plus it makes things less awkward and allows us to understand one another’s situations more. Double-up: In fandoms, I expect to double up. Which means I play your oc’s love interest and you play my oc’s love interest. As for how many characters can be in it, I love playing a lot of characters so I could care less how many love interests or characters are put into it in the first place. Such as instead of a main character there are multiple main characters. I love making things combine at one point too, like make everything fit like a puzzle piece.

FANDOMS: AU worlds are totally fine with me as long as the characters don’t really change. Even crossovers, it’s always fun bringing in multiple characters. Shows: Steven Universe (Male & Female  gem AU) ★ American Dragon ★ Invader Zim ★★★ Danny Phantom ★ The Batman ★ Transformers Prime ★★ Transformers ★★ TMNT ★ Movies: Any Disney Movie ★

Transformers ★★★★★ Guardians of the Galaxy ★★★

Pirates of the Caribbean ★★★★ Monster in Paris ★ Starwars ★

StarTrek ★

Jurassic Park ★★★ Anime: Black Butler ★★ Tokyo Ghoul ★★★★

Inuyasha ★★★★ Kamisama Hajimemashita ★★★ Noragami ★ Bleach ★★ Fushigi Yuugi ★★ D.N. Angel ★ Fruits Basket ★ Princess Tutu! ★ Inu X Boku ★★★★ Attack on Titan ★ Skip Beat! ★ Amnesia ★★★ Vampire Knight ★★★ Diabolik lovers ★★★ Homestuck ★★★ Videogames: Undertale ★★★★ Destiny ★★ Mass Effect ★★ Borderlands ★★ Fallout 4 (I need to replay the others before I play those characters) ★ Bioshock ★

Pokemon ★★★ Animal Crossing ★ Harvest Moon ★ Legend of Zelda ★

Super Smash Bros ★ Sonic the Hedgehog (etc) ★★★ Fire Emblem ★

Others: Creepypasta ★★★★★ Satan and Me ★ Youtubers ★ Bands ★ Marvel ★★ DC ★★

Tbh I probably forgot some things to put down so please just ask or tell me a list of your fandoms and I’ll tell you whether or not I know them.

ORIGINAL: Romance ★★★★★★★★★ (required) Horror ★★★ Sci-fi ★★★★★ Fantasy ★★★★ Slice of life ★★★ (Pairing Ideas) Criminal/Cop Pirate/Mermaid Alien/human Alien/Alien 2

Monster/human Human/paranormal

Human/Supernatural Human/fallen angel angel/demon

Good/evil

Creation/Creator

Therapist/patient

Victim/kidnapper

Victim/Stalker

Criminal/Innocent

Villain/Villain

Hero/Villain Person/Hero Person/Villain Vampire/human Werewolf/Human

werewolf/vampire

Urban Legend/Human

Mafia/cop

Mafia/victim

  CONTACT INFO: Email: IllustrativeCephalopod@gmail.com Discord: Cephalopod#8210 Google Drive: IllustrativeCephalopod@gmail.com If you have any other way you’d like to keep in contact, please just email me and we can discuss the topic further.