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Kloktober Day 1
Favorite Character or OTP
My favorite character is half of my OTP, so both!
Pairing: Relish! Which is Pickles the Drummer and Olive Axworthy, my OC. get it, because pickle and olive relish, hahaha
Rating: SFW, only mildly suggestive moments
Summary: Pickles makes a miscalculation when planning a date with Olive. Luckily, he thinks of a better plan, and so they ditch the fancy restaurant they both hated to relocate.
What a perfect night for a cemetery date.
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It was beautiful.
Glittering crystal chandeliers, polished marble floors, spotless white tablecloths, and a bouquet of fresh flowers in the center of their private, tucked away table with a gorgeous view of the city, shielded by a wall of live greenery.
It was beautiful.
And Olive looked absolutely miserable.
Gorgeous, in a black velvet dress that slit up to her hip and gave her immaculate cleavage, showing off both her sleeve and thigh tattoo. Her wild curls were more tamed than usual, her makeup dark and stunning. Around her neck hung the anatomically correct heart pendant he gifted her. Silver glinted from each of her ear piercings, bracelets dangled from her wrists, rings covered her fingers, her nails shone black and pointed.
She was gorgeous, stunning, breathtaking… but still miserable, all the same.
As Olive finished the last bite of her dessert, Pickles gulped down the rest of his wine, bracing himself.
"Everythin' okee, babe?"
Dark eyes flit up to meet green, and she shrugged.
"Yeah. Everything's fine."
The raising of a single pierced brow was all it took, and she sighed, teething at her tongue ring.
"It's just. Y'know…." she gestured around with her eyes.
"What?"
“This place, it’s just…”
“Yeah?”
“...fancy.”
“Is dat a bad thing?”
Olive shrugged, “I mean, like, objectively, no.”
“Okee… And, uh, not objectively?”
“Subjectively?” sighing, she chewed at her lip, glancing around, “It’s just. Not really my thing.”
Pickles nodded, staring at her as he considered how to turn this date around. Where could they go now that she would like? Hell, where did she even like to go? It was too late for a museum or a bookstore, they were too dressed up to go break into some abandoned building or walk in a park. Where was he gonna take her, a fucking mausoleum?
Oh.
Duh.
Grin curling up his lips, Pickles stood, carelessly tossing some cash from his wallet down onto the table, "Well what the hell're we doin' here, den? Let's get outta this place."
Smiling, Olive placed her hand in his offered one, standing to follow him to the limo. She snorted when Pickles insisted on opening the door for her, but thanked him anyway, waiting inside as he whispered something to the driver before joining her. The ride was largely uneventful, save for Pickles slipping down the straps of Olive's dress to snort a line or two or five off her tits.
When it finally rolled to a stop, Olive pried her lips from Pickles', peering out the tinted windows as a large grin took over her face. As she turned back to him, dark eyes sparkling, face lit up in childish delight, and asked "Really?!" with more excitement in her voice than he had ever heard, Pickles felt his stomach flip, heat rushing to his face as his mouth went dry.
"Y-yeah, dood."
Lips pressed to his cheek in a soft, sweet kiss, and Olive bumped the tip of her nose to his.
"Thank you."
Before he had a chance to respond, she gripped his hand and nearly drug him from the limo, but Pickles managed to grab the doorframe, stopping just in time.
"Whoah, dood, hang ahn! Jeezus, the skeletons aren't going anywhere!"
Pickles rummaged back inside, Olive pulling a face when he returned, a pierced brow raising in question.
"What?"
"Is there anything other than champagne?"
Pickles gave her an incredulous look.
"...yew don't like champagne?"
"No."
"...okee. Well, there's a '78 Giacomo Conterno Monfortino or a '96 Domaine Leroy Romanée-Saint-Vivant Grand Cru in dere, too, if yah want one of those instead."
"I have no idea what that means."
Pickles grinned at her blank face, "Ones a barolo, ones a pinot noir."
"...I still don't know what that means. It's just wine. Whatever is fine, it all tastes the same, anyway."
The grin fell from his face at her words, replaced with an expression of shock, disbelief, and mild horror.
"Babe, yew… yew don't actually mean dat, right?"
Olive shrugged.
"Yeah. I mean, aside from the color difference, it all just tastes like wine."
Shell shocked, Pickles swapped the bottle of champagne out for the ten-thousand dollar bottle of wine, the knowledge that it would be absolutely wasted on her beginning to set in.
It just tastes like wine.
Jesus Christ.
He needed to take her to a wine tasting yesterday.
Shaking it off, Pickles slung his arm over Olive's shoulders as they walked through the gates of the cemetery, glancing around at the fog hanging low on the ground, the murder of crows cawing and pecking amongst the headstones nearby as they meandered along the path, the clack of Olive's heels loud in the chilled air. A gentle breeze sent her curls dancing, swaying and rustling the leaves left clinging on the skeletons of trees, an owl hooting somewhere off in the distance.
What a perfect night for a cemetery date.
The moon shone bright behind the sparse, wispy clouds, lighting up her face, her happy, relaxed expression such a stark contrast to the one worn at dinner he could hardly reconcile the two.
"Wanna know somethin'?"
"Hm?"
Pickles leaned in close, whispering, "I fuckin' hate fancy restaurants, too."
Olive laughed, loud and sudden and so hard she snorted, slapping a hand over her mouth as Pickles laughed at her, the both continuing to giggle at each other as the conversation continued.
"Then why did we go!"
"I don't know, dood! A fancy dinner, dats, like, the date!"
"Yeah, but it sucks!"
"Yer tellin' me! Gahd, got all dressed up in dis stupid suit fer nothin'."
Pickles tugged at his already loosened tie as Olive laughed harder, unbuttoning the top few buttons of his shirt
"Yew look hot as hell, though. 'least dere's dat."
Heat flushed to her face at the compliment, and she smiled, biting her lip as Pickles grinned his crooked grin at her.
"Oh, hey," Pickles grabbed her elbow, steering her to the side, "We're here."
Raising a brow as Pickles veered off path, Olive pauses to slip off her heels before following him barefoot amongst the graves, the ground cold and dew-damp on her feet. At the base of a tall, wide, old oak tree, Pickles plopped down in the grass, half-sitting half-laying against it's base.
Grinning up at her, he pat his lap in invitation, "Saved a seat jest fer yew, baby. Best one in da whole house."
Her deadpan made him laugh, and Olive rolled her eyes with a fond smile before dropping down. Freckled arms wrapped securely around her as she curled up in his lap, finger tips ghosting along her arm to raise goosebumps.
The two passed the bottle of wine back and forth, chatting here and there.
"Hey."
Lifting her head from his chest, Olive was met with lips on hers, tasting of wine and weed and cigarettes. His hand gently cupped her face, thumb caressing over her cheek as their lips met time and again, Pickles relishing the way Olive melted into him more and more with each press.
Parting his lips from her was no easy feat - it never was - but Pickles managed, bumping their noses as his eyes sought Olive's in the moonlight. Their breaths puffed and mixed between them, curls scented of wine forming to dance on the crisp night air.
Mouth curling into a crooked grin, Pickles kissed over to her ear and nipped, facial hair tickling with his next words, "Heh. Wanna go fuck ahn a grave?"
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To be continued ;)
Thanks for reading, please let me know what you think!
If you'd like to read more of these two, check out Momento Mori, and Olive's Mtl OC Wiki page!!
#kloktober 2023#kloktober#kloktober2023#olive axworthy#pickles the drummer#metalocalypse#metalocalypse oc#mtl oc#metalocalypse fanfic#mtl fanfic#momento mori
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Merle Haggard - Down Every Road 1962-1994
I've spent four consecutive hours on Merle Haggard now. This is basically the mans entire career it's a lot to take in and I just don't understand why there are so many compilations on this list. Early Merle Haggard is great, some of the singing cowboy croon but with a bit of edge, and stark lyrics about his real life growing up at the end of the depression, living as a vagrant and being in and out of jail. It's the original outlaw country and it's fantastic. Unfortunately Haggard had a major hit with the song Okee From Muskogee, a conservative anti hippie pro Vietnam war anthem. The question of whether he meant the song as satire or not is a debate that ultimately does not matter because, while a lot of left wingers including Phil Ochs found the song funny, it still became a republican anthem that got Haggard the attention of Nixon. The rest of his career is marked by a combination of reactionary politics and occasionally very interesting instrumentation. The inclusion of more and more elements of jazz, blues, and bluegrass throughout the 70s was neat, but he just fades back into blandness as his career rolls to a stop. I'll recommend this comp up until you hit Okee From Muskogee then just stop.
Donna Summer - Bad Girls
This isn't just Donna Summer's magnum opus, it's disco's as well. The combination of Donna Summer and Giorgio Moroder were unstoppable when it came to producing the best music in the world. This double album absolutely makes the most of its length bringing us extended disco grooves, a bit of rock influence and some soul numbers, plus Moroder's deliciously goopy synths. It's the most variety of any disco record I've listened to. Just listen to this one. Bad Girls my favorite disco album and prolly just one of my favorite albums period. This might be the first album that I think is exactly where it belongs on this list.
Frank Sinatra - In The Wee Small Hours
If you gotta get really dramatic about your divorce then this is the way to do it. I'm typically more a fan of swingin' Franky than crooning Franky but this album is so dramatic I gotta respect. The perfect collection of songs about love and loss are matched by Sinatra's overly syrupy voice and the amazing orchestral jazz arrangements of Nelson Riddle. Sometimes personal and sultry and other time large and dramatic. It's a fantastic collection of ballads from the great American songbook.
Harry Nilsson - Nilsson Schmilsson
Harry Nilsson was an artist who didn't really ever find his audience, if there was ever one to find. His only hits being covers and the terribly racist Coconut which is unfortunately featured here. In the world of 70s adult contemporary there were two types of sound, folk rock and art pop. Nilsson is the latter with dynamic arrangement and a sense for rock flair. The music itself works really well most of the time, but lyrically he can't decide whether he wants to be somber and morose or deeply unserious and goofy. If you don't mind the whiplash then it's mostly enjoyable, but I can't reconcile a piece of shit like Coconut with a masterpiece like Jump Into The Fire.
50 Cent - Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
It is impossible for me to take 50 Cent's ridiculous persona seriously. Just cause he got shot doesn't make this any less an act of kayfabe. I cannot get into his stupid fucking bravado at all. I don't know why, I tolerate a lot of campy bullshit from all kinds of artists, but 50 Cent is apparently my limit. Every word out of his mouth is the most ridiculous claim you have ever heard, from the people he's killed, to his sexual prowess, to the level of respect he commands. Plus his integration of melodic elements into the beats and hooks are really lazy. His hard ass persona and sing song hooks are so at odds with each other. The production kinda blows too, but the inconsistency is less 50 Cents fault than the trend in hip hop at the time of having a different producer for every song.
Nirvana - MTV Unplugged In New York
This concert is a great snapshot of Nirvana at their peak. It is nearly devoid of hits. The most popular song they play is Come As You Are and the rest is deep cuts and covers. The covers are honestly the focal point of the album. The Vaselines Jesus Doesn't Want Me For A Sunbeam, David Bowie's Man Who Sold The World, three Meat Puppets songs in a row, and it closes on a version of the folk song Where Did You Sleep Last Night. The Bowie cover is probably the most famous, but my god does Cobain nail the vocal delivery on Lake Of Fire and Where Did You Sleep Last Night especially. There may not be any cryptic suicide note to uncover here, but you can tell he was a tortured soul.
Led Zeppelin - Houses Of The Holy
I like Zeppelin best when they are experimenting. Houses Of The Holy definitely sees them experimenting, although just fucking around might sometimes be more accurate. The album mostly consists of some of their best work. The Song Remains The Same, The Rain Song, and Over The Hills And Far Away are truly amazing. However we also have to contend with the mess that is D'yer Make'r, a pathetic attempt at a reggae song, and whatever the fuck The Crunge is supposed to be. It's only two shit songs, but on an eight song album that's a quarter of the runtime.
Alicia Keys - The Diary Of Alicia Keys
I can't in good conscience say that Alicia Keys is a bad musician, but if there was a factory default setting for neo soul singers it would be her. She never really reaches beyond the confines of 'I need a good man' balladry and she doesn't do it as well as most of her contemporaries.
Radiohead - The Bends
The entire Radiohead catalogue is a parade of angst ridden melancholy, but The Bends is more alt rock and more grounded than the rest. While the 90s were a hotbed of aimlessly dramatic alternative rock sad sacks, Radiohead brought this air of hopelessness that really just makes you feel bad. I don't think I'm selling this album very well. It's good, really good. Thom Yorke is very good at going from a whisper to a wail to a falsetto all in one verse, and Greenwoods guitars have an atmospheric quality that just drowns you. While their next couple albums would ramp up the quality and experimentation to unprecedented levels, The Bends still set the benchmark for quality in a Radiohead album.
#500 album gauntlet#merle haggard#donna summer#frank sinatra#harry nilsson#50 cent#nirvana#alicia keys#led zeppelin#radiohead
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UM hmm are you swapping the v chara model with npcs to have different poses? any of the camera/model swap/npc spawns type mods you happen to use im interested to kno. aND any fashion mods u would reccomend, like clothes and hair ect! also my game is completely vanilla, is there still a weird thing about having to roll back the vers of the game to be able to mod? its been that long bbfjshc
I gotcha love read below for a phat list.
Do NOT roll back the version!
Make sure in your directory (assuming you are manually modding which you should do) is that you have a MOD folder, the game no longer supports Archive Folder.
should look a little somethin like this *beep*, I use steam tho.
First step is to download CET ! This is required for pretty much 99% of the mods & it's a very useful tool my friend.
AMM for swaps & spawns (save then reload to see a swap work). You can also spawn in decor and save it so you can make pretty apartments that you stole properly bought!
Now for my angles n all that sweet jazz I use Otis' Free Cam that is behind his patreon. If you're clever though you may find it posted on another site. I however, am sworn to secrecy.
Oh & don't forget RESHADE!
Okay those are the staples! Here's the fun stuff.
PinkyDudes Mods! Sweet Camera Unlocks & awesome Steal Their Looks! Give it a chance!
I use 4k Textures from HERE (demanding) ALONG with THIS mod.
GOTH MAKEUP
EGIRL MAKEUP
Better Boobies
Ferrets Poses although I am currently using a discord exclusive one.
I don't use a lot of clothing mods TBH or if I do I honestly do not keep them for very long, so I rec you take a look HERE & see if anything catches your eye. I've probably used just about every single one.
Arasaka Arms 4 that Corpo look or y'know Solo, whatever you prefer (I installed all options because I swap a lot, like A LOT)
EREBUS ARMS (check author for more options)
CYBER ARMS
I also use Arasaka Cyberware when I'm feeling it, might actually use that rn, thanks!
Some awesome CYBERWARE mods if you're into being a METAL -HEAD.
Kala's Eyes for the Eyes.
If you're into a more Natural look I suggest THESE.
For Hairs I recommend these
Hair 1, Hair 2, Hair 3, Hair 4
YOUNG ROGUE HAIR
MILF OLDER ROGUE HAIR
#cyberpunk 2077#cp 2077#okee I think that covers my favorite ones#Clothes are all good tbh in my opinion so I really do suggest you check them all out page by page!#asks
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Okay so you mentioned once that all your WIPs are sort of connected. And I know this is *not* what you meant. But, since your days weren't the best and I hope you find this as funny as I do: Skittles with a pink feather boa that is actually a lanky flamingo dragon.
dhgdsbvhjdfv f you have no idea what you just unleashed onto the world you just dont this idea
this idea
how did you know flamingos are my all time favorite animal i want a lanky flamingo dragon right now
but also??? this idea??? is just????
absolutely perfect im sorry this response got out of hand
he is sixteen and fresh on the streets, hitch hiking and couch surfing his way across the states to stay at one of Asher’s friend of a friends brother’s place because no one in town will take him. the whole wide world is an angry red raw wound and Skittles is desperate to find something to cling too. desperate enough to look when he hears the clang of a trash can topple over in the alley behind the bus station, while he’s out lighting up a smoke. desperate enough to look at the matted, messy dragon inside and think he he’s not so bad.
there are pink feathers around his neck, always, and even if the makeup isn’t enough to really hide his age, the sharp ever present fangs are enough to dissuade them from looking. a lanky serpent twists around Skittles neck while he bellows out the lyrics to his newest hit and the whole crowd is filled with people clutching faux pink feathers of their own.
in fifth grade the whole class had to read a book called The Outsiders and it might be the only thing about school Skittles is grateful for. there was no teacher cheering him on - it’s not a Hallmark movie, you know - but from that very first page the words curled up in Skittles chest, his mind, and they’ve stuck with him, stay gold, stay gold, so he sits on the cracked tiles of the last dirty motel he can afford with a lanky flamingo dragon that has seen better days cowering in the shower and says, “c’mere, Ponyboy. yer okee, now.”
“hey,” asks Tony, because he’s never had any tact. “where’d you even find that thing, huh? aren’t they, like, bad luck or whatever?”
a glass bottle cracks against the side of Skittles head and the world spins and a dragon snarls and Eric shouts and it’s like being home again but worse because this is the place after home and what happened to soft nights on the couch, to playing matching guitars just after midnight with too much red wine in their blood and Skittles grabs a knife off the kitchen counter, one of the good ones that Eric loves so much because, “don’t you dare feckin’ touch him!”
Poneyboy thrives in the limelight, feathers soft and plumage bright. the first time he sees himself on the laminated cover of a magazine, he burbles and chitters happily, fluffing himself up to twice his size, and Skittles laughs, giddy, because he feels the same way. they might have been trash once but that was so long ago and now they are climbing, they are stars, they are Honey And Vipers with fangs and feathers and friends and fans and a giddy sort of relief that sits heavy in Skittles bones.
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#simpline tag#alooo#flamingo dragon au#my writing#i love this so much you have no idea#now all i want is for him to really have a lanky flamingo dragon#all pink plumage and gold eyes#this was so good thank you
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Hey so since you did such a GREAT job describing Ethan's hands...how do u feel about his thighs. Personally his hands, lips, and eyes are my favorite!🌹
ngl I’ve always been into tall soccer boys, because they have cute, skinny legs. But then Grayson came along and really fucked me up with his thiccc thighs… but this post is not about Grayson. Nope. We are here for Ethan, and I’ve found a happy medium with Ethan’s thighs.
- I think his thighs, really his legs in general, have the perfect amount of hair. That’s such a weird thing to even say… like it’s not too much, but it’s definitely there. He’s defff a man.- He’s definitely got muscle there too, but it’s not overly present. I like that type.- I really really love all of his tattoos, especially some of the new ones. I love the hand with the nails scratching – this would be a pretty accurate representation of me, I believe. 😂- I love the idea of having them on his thigh, because they are easy to coverup if they need to be. Not that he has to worry about covering them up for work necessarily, but for example: my dad is suuuuper against tattoos. My dad could easily just not know about Ethan’s tattoos (not forever, but just until he decides he likes Ethan. I think he could accept the tats at that point.)- But even aside from that, I like that it’s not flashy and all over his arms ya know. That’s just not my personal preference. They go all the way up his thigh and it would be kind of a personal thing, like not many people get to look at them like I do 😏- I’ll be honest, I don’t have many thoughts about his thighs that aren’t a bit racy… so let’s just get right into it.
- So I can just kinda imagine being everywhere and just wanting to grab any piece of him I can. That sounds weird; allow me to elaborate. I would just want to be able to feel him all the time, like even just standing close to him and our arms or legs brush up against each other or like holding his hand, his arm, or his thigh ya know. - I can see him coming home with a new tattoo on one of his thighs. I’m honestly fascinated by any tattoos, anywhere… but especially on my mans. I can see him showing it off to me and me just staring at it for a while, wanting to graze my fingers along it, but not wanting to hurt him because it’s still fresh. (now that I’m thinking about it… I don’t think it would actually hurt to touch it… but idk man. I don’t have any ha) He’d explain the deeper meaning behind it which is bound to blow me away. - I can’t necessarily say this with certainty, but I think I’m really into teasing. I would literally have loads of fun teasing Ethan. He would definitely tease me too, and I’d hate it but also love it. - I think it would absolutely eat Ethan alive if we were at dinner with friends and I sneakily gripped his thigh under the table (in all fairness, he probably started it first). I would lean in to give him a quick kiss on the cheek, and whisper something about how I couldn’t wait to be alone with him and idk something about riding his thigh. I’d notice him swallow deeply at my comment, and I would just kinda smirk to myself and move my hand upwards a little bit.
There were many things I didn’t know about until I joined the fandom. Suddenly I was hit by a bus filled with filthy minded, but nonetheless lovely, people obsessed with two kids from Jersey. I’ve learned a lot of knew things since joining 😂 Thigh riding would be one of those things.
- I can imagine going on a nice Sunday afternoon drive, just to get out of the city for a bit. I could see his tattoos peaking out from under his shorts, and at some point I would just graze my fingers over them. (You can hate on his tattoos all you want, but oof I love them. They do things to me.) And I mean if I’m feelin’ it, I’d probably run my hand higher under his shorts. whoops can’t explain further than that. I’d look up at his face, noticing his clenched jaw and heavy breathing. He’d immediately find a place to pull over and pull me onto his lap. Thigh riding is bound to ensue at this point. - idk it’s difficult to really explain how I feel about his thighs without feeling too uncomfortable hahah- Overall I would just love to grab his thigh(s) when we’re at places that we can’t necessarily do things, just to get under his skin. I think that would be one of his biggest weaknesses. And ofc thigh riding. One of both of our weaknesses
LIKE C’MON. YOU CAN’T TELL MY YOU DON’T WANNA
RIDE THOSE THIGHS MM
I really liked thinking about this, but I hate I couldn’t go into much detail. Just not super duper comfortable ya know. But I know you can use your imagination. Also, sorry I wrote this is first person :/ I usually try to say “you” instead of “I” but this is so opinionated lol hope it’s okee with ya 💙
Here’s a nice blurb of Ethan’s eyes, courtesy of @california-grethanHere’s the link to my thoughts on his handsSo I guess that only leaves one thing left 😏 his lips asdfjlk coming soon
#this really isn't as great as I expected#oh whale#maybe someone will enjoy haha#answering lovely people#ask me anything#dolan twins#ethan dolan#grayson dolan#ethan dolan thighs#ethan dolan blurb#ethan dolan au#ethan dolan image#ethan dolan imagine
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Any tips for someone who wants to design their own species or terato? I have lots of ideas but I don't think they're good enough for their own species and others I have are already overused a lot. Thank you and I really love your art
okee anon, I’m going to reblog a thing that i found recently, but here’s this here:
it’s by @synaya found right here (X)
So overall concept with this is basically human body, object head and it’s seriously so clever, I’m really drawn to this kind of aesthetic where something still has a humanoid body (cause i’m weak oop) but here’s some ideas for creating a character and maybe a whole species.
As for me:
Rooks came out of nowhere, Doll was just a design based off all my aesthetics: (cat + black + fave color combo + humanoid = DOLL) then suddenly came Stud, then Honey, Playboy, Hunk and Jock and so on, I just followed a theme / set of criteria for the species:
Animal Base
Color Exaggeration (multiple colors used in single character, bioluminescence, individualized markings etc.)
Humanoid Torso (regardless of whether or not they had an extra three pairs of legs), Exaggerated Proportions for some (larger hands, thicker legs, broader shoulders, tiny pinched waists) and Animal Properties (claws for some, webbed feet for others, wings for some, ears and tails).
Body Modification / Trauma / Extra/Missing Parts (armor, plating, and wounds, as well as extra arms, extra eyes, missing limbs, no mouth etc.) this is really the only part that appointed to the terato factor
These properties came from what I noticed I was drawing, what similarities each character that kept popping up had. You can see the difference between my original Rooks and the Rooks that I’ve drawn as requests.
But enough about me:
The point I’m trying to get at is for you to use your own aesthetics! The reason the ideas you’re talking about are overused is because people like them!! I know you want to be original, and you absolute can, you have to add your own flare into your characters. If I just stuck cat ears on Doll, gave him anime boy hair and called him a monster, I’d wouldn’t have what I do now, you really just have to think outside the box.
If you have a lot of ideas, write them down and combine two of your favorites.
I’m sorry I can’t tell you exactly what I did, cause I have no idea what I did, oh my god. Flat out, design a character, design another one. What do they have in common? What do you see that you realize, “gee i tend to use that a lot”.
With terato, I’m going to explain this in Digimon omg, in terms of monsters, terato ranges from this:
It’s cute, but it’s a monster! Nothing humanoid about him, but if you found that big ol eye staring at you under your bed you have a mild panic attack before cuddling it.
To this:
If I saw him, I’d drop dead, find Lucifer’s armory and nuke him from beyond the grave, I was scared as shit of this asshole when I was younger. But guess what…………….. THAT TINY BBY TURNS INTO THIS FUCKER.
SO!!!!!!!!!! If you plan on making a monster character/species, find your aesthetic first, do you like horror? or do you like cute, but still a monster? (← that’s me)
Do you like organic forms or metal ones, a combination of both?
Do you like solid, dark colors or the rainbow?
Fluffy or scaly? Big or small or ranging? Will they interact with humans? Are they more a cryptid legend or an existing, flourishing species? What would their environment be?
But REMEMBER NEVER BE AFRAID TO LOOK FOR REFERENCE OR TAKE INSPIRATION FROM SOMETHING ELSE (just don’t fucking copy from someone or i will find you).
Take the Galra from Voltron:
PURPLE every single one of them is a shade of purple, cat like and humanoid. Some have a more humanoid face, others are more beastly. Some have fluffies, some are actually scaly and have armor. Some have soft cat like ears, some have elf like ears. Even with these differences you can see similarities in their species.
Subterraneans from OPM:
Underground earth dwellers, humanoid figure, steam punkish aesthetic with sort of Mayan inspired armor, dull brown coloring, covered or grotesque shaped heads, gold and jewelry.
LOOK AT ALL THESE ALIENS FROM SPACE DANDY:
It’s all about finding something that you like and individualize each character similarly when it comes to creating a whole species.
If you need more help, here’s some an ALIEN SPECIES GENERATOR!
I really don’t know what else to say, I rambled and this asks is EVERYWHERE AT ONES OOPS but I hope this helps, don’t hesitate to ask any more questions if you need, I’d be glad to help!
And thank you bby Q///A///Q
- Dolly ❤
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"She sounds like she's dying " You think as panic starts to set in and you have no idea of what's going on Getting to the bedroom door is a struggle in itself since people are coming out of everywhere to see what the hell is going on The door keeps swinging open from the rust on the hinges and because of that someone ends up getting their leg broken in the melee as people were trying to get away from what ever was in there "Its Bad!" "Did she convert?!" "Let me through! I'm a doctor!" All this you hear as you finally get the door shut to keep more people out and then to add to the chaos one of your manticores tries to get through as well, the only thing that stops it from bursting throught the door is that the hallway is narrow so all it can do is stand there roaring at the door Fantastic Of course this is not the most worrying thing, what is worrying you is hearing Naji in there screaming in pain like someone (Who was obviously trying to kill her) was assaulting her with a red hot poker banging on the door shouting at her to stop screaming because you thought she was hurt and needed immediate help As it turned out however that's not what was happening at all! Naji it seems had just finally managed to master her powers like she said she was going to do and as it would happen, she decided to try them out by 'converting' you And, as for all spikes, they cause immense pain when thrust into a non-believer and head-banging wasn't the same as this and she wasn't Crucifer so you didn't think she'd be trying powers like this When she made the door burst open and you saw her, you nearly screamed because your mind thought she had been gutted like a fishery and her entrails were falling out all over for bizarre people is a blog, featuring artists, musicians, designers and other creative weirdos eating in the bistro! Except where otherwise noted, content on this wiki is occurring by the people and for the people But as with all things there are always those who wish to manipulate and take advantage of Others - and sides! ! It's hard to say what the motive is sometimes (and if you ever figure it out, consider yourself on alert) Without reason or logic, a woman (or man) decided to ignite some of her own pubic hair Well congrats for dating a zero! unfortunately non-ow my eyes today my dear!! hilarious!! Let's hope someone picks your story! Of course hair would go up in flames! I mean come on, redheads our prowess on cheap elite jerseys We are not unfamiliar with the alligator, though perhaps a bit larger than normal! Thanks for the contribution to our diet!! Personally I wouldn't want to be rooting through a gator's mouth cavity given the shape their teeth and jaws are in, although I suppose there are far worse things to be stuck in! , Be it eggs, gators, fowl or gator food Thanks odd wad's! It reveals that video is complete and ready to share You have the choice to 'Save' or 'Delete' Upon this revelation, you mull over the possibilities "I should just save it Who knows when I'd have a chance to do something like this again " My sister will be so jealous! stop being complacent with your life This guys cheating on your sister and you have the video proof! But what would i say if I confronted him? The conversation would start with some idle small talk about his recent trip to Miami then turn to the boyfriend, as he hoped (The conversations would be short because he can only speak for so long before he falls asleep) The boy is holding a full pint of liquid cocaine in one hand and a Cuban in the other chris rubs a hand full of wild alligator fillet and cuts it into smaller pieces before tossing it into the skillet The wine and the dark seems to bleed into your vision before turning red You taste metal and feel anger pulsing through you like never before, causing the black to drop away and bright reds, oranges, and yellows flash behind your eyes, even the backs of them ! you sense someone guiding you gently by the hand Through your blurry eyesight you can now make out architecture that is vaguely gothic with a touch of modern, possibly a bit like dublin's castle? drunks lay all around but one of them is on the ground vomiting You recognize the voice as your little sister and accept her help as you stumble towards a bench where she sits beside you , catfish, or the meats on display? recommend jeffery ernesto's new masterpiece for our eyes to enjoy Now let me just take in the full experience of this peice His head throbs and he no longer feels or hears the sound of music, euphoria fades and leaves him with a feeling of awkwardness and nervousness, if only for a second or two It has really set the mood for me breathes a sigh of relief I was hoping to get up the courage to talk to you sooner or later but i was having second doubts that it would be later You are so beautiful and the thought of you not being mine chills me to my core You've waiting for this night just as long as i have why not enjoy it? You quickly reflect on the animal and think about how delicious it is as you chew with an accompanying "Ding!" instead of the normal "Thank you, come again!" to oblivion It really allows one to think Now imagine that, only a few hours before these cute little scaly fellas were playing outside with their siblings and now one has been consumed by the common man Attack on baby gators! Shut it harrison If you weren't me i would slap the sh out of you Hey where is stupid , I do believe he is too busy eating to ask if you've seen this movie or that maybe it's not the healthiest but at least people know what's going on here, in the real world fuggedaboudit Herbal medicine has been used for centuries and yet most people have already forgotten it Nowadays everyone just wants a pill or a shot and sadly they'll get it too, i wouldn't be suprised if one day years from now chemicals would replace all food they want a tablet i saw it on discovery Granted we don't use pills but it still holds true to the concept Time for some good ol' reality tv Let's watch plumbers yarn,bitches! One day the hairs on the back of you hand stand up Everything seems as if in slow motion, like a Matrix movie when everything bursts into code Your skin crawls and small hairs raher than hair cover you whole body like packaging peanuts ? Are they not living? Fish are living too but that fishery was shut down due to poor conditions in which they were kept Crickets egg ovarian juice and chicken testicles would suffice if people actually had to eat those Your stomach growls so you decide to inhale buttermilk pancakes sprinkled with blueberries and smothered with monkey& 039;s orange honey syrup to acquire full stomach Your belly inflates like a character in a bad Disney movie due to purple gator and although its not appealing to the eye it certainly is to the taste buds You rest your full belly and begin to swetocratically wipe your mouth as you pat your thighs You think he's gotten his point across when they fulfill your needs The cliched phrase nobody is perfect is used on yourself or the boogotis reatarding use of sapacities? first Yeah you want to know more about how your watchamacallit works Are you interested in attacking your education or just rest on your laurels and be a good for nothing bum? in the NES game Wild Gunman Current favorites include Garble June, Zaxx, Kink and of course Tron himself Depending on your weapon depends on how little and how big the haul ! These double chambered rings are a common gift from their city of origin, the only problem is that some monsters find them yummy Would you like to take a chance? Hunt alligator from the safety of your own home in the NES game Wild Gunman shelf! Some are better at killing alligators than others, all are fun to try! Early releases of this item feature major glitches hideout! Snrit snrit sninkeratoot tater troot ratata PLUNK Choose a deadly firearm from the shelf! Does it have what it takes to bring down the beast? You will have to try it and see! From kroger: the beanish this appears to be candy Given its lack of nutrition and obscene level of sugar it's only good for throwing at unruly kids or toddlers and shoot! choo choo bomb!!! Nailed it! Today's lucky contestant is ugh it's you Who else would it be? You helped design this thing and come up with some of the dumest catchphrases known to man You've been hit directly in the hand with one of your famous chocolates The rest of you is covered in the stuff using only the exploding candy!You will have 4 chances Good luck Gary! Take all the time you need dur dur de dur HAAAAAA hahahah haha AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -tromboner "Do you want some of my cotton candy?" you offer, stifling another lolfail "I have plenty, I got it for free " Somebody's watching me thought you, but ! You had better skin out that carcab before the meat spoils What will it be, red meat lover? alligator repellent: Hunt and gather alligator repellent click here ok you push further into the swamp where the green gets darker and the bugs get bigger, fortunately you don't have anymore mishaps and soon the fan blades of a windmill come into view tallies here! round 2: 6 kills built in 1964, the Okeefenokee windmill ceased operating in 1983 because of a dip in Okeefenokee tourism fill out this bracket and post it on the challenge board! The door falls off its hinges as you give it a good swift kick It's current purpose is a landing spot for ronin-style assassination Take credit and move on You don't trust that Who knows what would happen to you if you allowed it inhabit your brain? Wait a minute! Those aren't paws print weaving back and forth in the dirt Those are human footprints!!! Quickly you spin around and find yourself face to face with a real-live honest to goodness Okee beanpod fairy thing explains, "Just sign here and you will be all set " Blindly you stab your quill at the clipboard What a naive sapsucker that alligator must think you are! All you can do now is pray You hope they choke on all that gator meat! Crossing paths with moon-folk tends to have that effect no pun intended throw out your dead cell phones, buy an Okee sackpurse or something 4 5 stars if 316 reviews Don't fall for that! This fairy is trying to make a fool out of you! This is super easy and shouldn't cost you a thin mint!!! You are about to be attack by the greatest predator the swamp has ever known: this lady!!! because the bean creatures camouflage abilities are incredibly strong The beanpod fairy can disappear into its surroundings with ease On top of being a master of camouflage, this creature can fly (although I don't know where it stored its wings since I chopped them off as soon as it was on the ground!) That's not all, the fairy has some sort of mind-bendy powers You won't be able to tell which human is the fairy in disguise!!!! (Except one just for fun I challenge you survivalist, go ahead kill fairy-folk! Do your worst, just because you killed the one alligator I was using for target practice doesn't make you great! It makes you a really bad aim If your as badass as everyone thinks you are why don't you go out and kill some fairy-folk? an old fairy tale they told me when I was a little boy My dad would always come home with a scary story about some bean fairy that was gonna get him if he wasn't good Now I live alone because my dad drank himself to death, mom left after arguing with him late one night About me Sometimes the fairy-folk take kids you know Grown up or little, it don't matter Even grown ups can be trusted as far as you can throw 'em! why Why did you get in the gators way It was just mouths to feed When I was little I wanted a thinner nose, thought it would help me blend in, but with loseing my hearing I realized how much opening my big mouth gets me in trouble so these days Who ever insulted You about your nose, well heres what ive got to say You have to agree, its a pretty big nose! its probobly blocking my vision entirely ma? pa? Who is it this time through all the momments of joy and sorrow, it stayed closed They promised, I'm sorry WE are sorry That door, sealed for years unwanted and unneeded but today is different today there will be a reckoning For the one who finds this note, our offer still stands, we await you in the ruined casino at the edge of town This game of winner stays on needs another player lets make them jealous of our fuel efficiency!!!! actually im whimpy and no one really reads these, right? I mean no one is really going to see this are they? Guess ill just close it and old Yep, thought so Everyone knows that red is danger or warning , so their is really no need for frills IGH! alright fine, ill do the fracking review This card has a very simple but effective design or maybe ill give them a little credit the Weapon has been done extensively, but this one is relatively new I think its pretty cool, i just wish it wasn't a date card Still it comes with Beetle? What do you think you're doing?! Those things are weapons! No,no wait! Stop! You'll kill us both!!! aagh! you could try this card out for size in heavily armored areas of the city agh! uuh lifegivers ous wait why? I SAID turn down that NOISE!!! I was finishing my aghhh Don't tell mom, but I think Selena takes boyberty agh! Click whirrrrr Rip Sizzle rust and decay insie, rust and decay outside being a halfbreed in the city is an unplesant experience What is it? This had better be important! You realize how much homework I have to c- Whaaaaaaa! A deaf man hears nothing you know You don't realize how lucky you are that my shift end Fi vill Jon go we and the kingdam, rs stupid aclient askkdjfnalkdkjfa;/'@)(!!!!! Continued on next page rubs we will be rust and then will rust id considder offers around 10 thp 2 bedrooms to rent close to the station and schools and shops district? things so quiet without li, long ides before big as a barn needs a new coat of paint I just want to be an fiI in the Forget it! 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I hate her I need the lessons continue life is tough need sleep always guigs sleep walk idiots od so young I was now I grow powerful under the guidance of the ecs power of hate underst sword arm it You reached an item, but there's more to read! That's right just click "•READ OMORE" below! How does this thing work anyway? stop stop? I feel sick alignment change occilation close sweat flexibility of mind and body ariseavageone caugh pointilism hasn't been invented yet! Why are my eyes such an intense purple colour today? no criminal generation nothing but crooks eustace uhg crime gets everywhere fewn 1916! startime crime wave! bul no no more milk human hatred click loud noise screams muckymirta zzzzz Gored through the chest you fall down as bloody foam comes out of your mouth, lay in a pool of blood you struggle to stand up as the burly man with a timmed 'T' on his toe meets stabs the sword into your chest again and again and again! hear sirens in the distan cops could use some history dust too much dust too many dead souls and too much neglected knowledge Meanwhile hit men go on hit zzzzzzzzzz strange human contraption Talk about hard corns, look at the head on that thing! zipper of a tent wears out and I hear a man slurping up a noodles light heat ay careful of my tank such an awesome coat hat outfit Polaronia wool not the cheap stuff either zombie hear something outside zombie! A zombie took over helsinki! screaming shots fired bam bam bam! look out!!! modern civielization is a brittle shell that catches easily when the angry masses want to bring it dooown!
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