#okay so for the stacy×house love child OC I havent exactly settled on a name yet cause im so indecisive.

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In an AU where House (and Stacy) have a kid(God help PPTH. and the rest of the world.) (in my AU specifically it's a daughter and she's my OC I guess) I can imagine an episode where the Kid* gets in trouble** at school and for some godforsaken reason they decide to call House instead of the actual responsible adult, Stacy (maybe she's stuck at work or something, who knows, or maybe they don't like dealing with her 'cause she's a lawyer), while House is in the middle of a case with a rapidly deteriorating patient. He shows up (begrudgingly) but the fellows constantly have to call him (like in other episodes where he's away from the hospital) which annoys the Principal, who quickly learns how bad of an idea making House show up to the school was because he's even worse than his offspring. Or maybe it's some sort of parents-teacher conference, that would also be hillarious.

*In the AU I've already chosen a name for my OC but I think calling them the Kid is funny. I will maybe reveal their name one day.

**I'm not exactly sure what the kid would do to get in trouble but c'mon, they're Stacy's and House's kid. They'd probably be a stubborn smartass who doesn't know when to shut up, and again, pretty intelligent but with not a lot of self-preservation skills or regards to safety. Maybe multiple offenses, like talking back to teachers (when they're being stupid), fighting with classmates(But they probably started it, and were also being stupid), science projects Gone Wrong(I'll leave that up to your interpretation), being distracted in class idk. They mean well, but they're also a difficult kid sometimes. Cue House trying to like, save his kid from getting in too much trouble but he's lowkey on his kid's side and obviously he doesn't like authority figures and he probably hated school.