#okay no but i really love the poster 😰

[dumvixerum]

WHATAWHATWHATWHAT

I need a fucking dictionary of compliments at this point.

Stinkers

And some other game references :)

This bed we made because I think it suits her lol

I wanted to draw them in the style of papers please

[shnowyfox]

Mario movie spoilers my thoughts on the Mario movie

Damn right it's the super MARIO movie, and not the super MARIO BROS movie because Luigi was like. Barely there. Like. He was there in the beginning and somewhat at the end but during the plot he was literally just in a cage while the rest of the characters complained about how royally fucked they were. Literally he hardly talks during the cage scenes he just makes😰 faces while they explain how much they're going to rot and die in prison.

And. As much as I love Queen.. they did not need that many songs in there. Like. A few of them are good timing and stuff! Great timing even! But I just didn't think there needed to be so many. And I need a hero didn't hit nearly as hard as it did in oddysy.

They also didn't really flesh out the history of peach and bowser, like, obviously he's an evil douche who just thinks he's entitled to her but like.. the way they talk its like.. do you know each other or not? It feels like Hater/Dominator from WOY again ngl..

Also hate how they made Donkey Kong voiced by Seth Rogan. Gawd dude. Like. Ughhh man. Like. Oough. I would've took the rock over him 😔

Speaking of voice cast. Chris Pratt as Mario is worse than we thought. He does an Italian accent for like. The commercial with Luigi and then they never do it again except maybe with some of the slow motion scenes where he said "mama mia". (There were too many slow mo scenes too gawd) and they got the original super Mario in the movie!! As a whole ass different character tho!! Like, my brother said that "Oh you wouldn't expect the original voice of sonic in the sonic movie, you like sonics voice in the sonic movie" Yeah because they didn't get rid of the accent and replace the voice with Chris fucking Pratt. Sonic's voice still fits him! Mario's is so freaking weird!!

And toad.. ohhh toad.. dude I'm glad they didn't give him his original voice but like.. honestly I would've gotten Jack McBrayer? When I heard toad rambling I just thought "man, wander could totally go off like this."

Also thought the toad general's voice was kind of out of place but it's alright I guess he doesn't have many lines.

Also gotta dock points for no Luigi bowser love story in the b-plot it totally could've been like Mario thinks his brother is getting tortured in a cage and meanwhile he's talking to bowser about his feelings like "dude my brother ain't gonna take peach from u he's demiromantic" and bowser is like "what is demiromantic" and Luigi is like "have you ever heard of lgbtq" and then Mario busts in to save him and they're all like "no its okay me and bowser are going to get married. Though we were wondering if we could do it at the mushroom castle? Bowser says it's very lovely this time of year." And then Mario peach and bowser all become qpps and have brunch together.

My brother complained about like a quarter of the movie being Mario Kart. I think it might have been a bit much too but I wasn't as bothered as he was.

It's hard to say I hated it. I don't dislike it. I kind of like it. It's like. Okay so positives are the animation, peach being an absolute girl boss and having a nice backstory (though idk how they gonna write Daisy in if they ever continue the story in a sequel), the references to the games, and Mario saying "it's a Mario time" and totally marioing all over.

Some kid at the theater looking at the poster with us was like "that's not what peaches Crown looks like in game" and I was like "Mario also doesn't have individual strands of hair in the game" and he was quiet after that for about 10 seconds before continuing to infodump about the poster and it's references.

[riverstardis]

lie to me:

omg a poster with noel pointing like that recycle poster of dylan skdkfkkf

aw ethan asking charlie if cal’s okay and charlie’s like “i’ve no idea.” and ethan’s like “right. um, have i done something to offend you?” “no? why?” “you just seem a bit off with me” “no! no, not at all” the way he says that is not very convincing😭 poor ethan

ahh jess olivia and nikki are back and it’s olivia’s birthday

charlie’s getting cross with cal for not telling ethan now. cal says “i’ll tell him when i’m ready” and charlie’s like “right, when you’re ready? meanwhile i have to work with him! i have to talk to him, knowing what i know.”

charlie gives cal an ultimatum. tell ethan today or he’ll tell him

jess got olivia a phone and nikki’s angry saying she thought they’d agreed not to get it and that she’ll turn into a spoilt brat

she’s angrily chopping peppers and accidentally cuts herself and blames jess and hits her and she falls back into a glass cabinet :(

olivia locks herself in the bathroom and calls an ambulance

lmaoo the fundraising for the new infuser has now split into boys and girls teams and they’re having an auction and robyn and louise are auctioning a hamper and a spa day meanwhile jack decides to auction a date with lofty, despite lofty not being willing💀

aww olivia🥺😢

ethan’s treating nikki and he has to try and keep her there until the police and social services arrive

ah cal’s treating a pregnant woman who’s not told her husband she has cancer. love a good ridiculously obvious patient parallel sjskdkfkf

olivia telling dixie “she says it was an accident. she always says it is” :((((

lmaoo dylan’s trying to encourage lofty to be more assertive so he can get the promotion and he’s like go tell jack you don’t want to do it… unsurprisingly he is unsuccessful sjskkf

cal tells charlie about his patient and then is for some reason actually surprised when charlie tries to make his point about telling ethan again

ethan apologises to nikki for when her and olivia were in the other day because they were really stretched that day and he’s not sure he gave them his best attention

“it can be difficult” “at least you’re doing something that helps” “i often wonder” ahh the cracks are starting to show. cue his mental health rapidly declining :(

he gets called away and he asks a nurse to take over dressing her finger but she immediately gets up when the nurse isn’t looking😬

the patient says to cal “could you tell him, if you were me? could you do that to someone you love?” and cal looks over at ethan😭😭😭

“look, cheryl, you’re always the smart one aren’t you? the fast chat, the comebacks. but not this time. because there’s no answering back, not with this, and you don’t know what to say or do. and you don’t wanna tell dave, because you don’t want him to see how scared you really are. problem is it’s not going away and you have to face it. but please, not on your own, not anymore” are you sure you’re still talking to her and not yourself cal?

“you’re a pain in the backside, doc, has anyone ever told you that?” “frequently” sjdkfkfk she’s not wrong

lofty’s now full on hiding from jack sjskdkfk

ethan gets back to nikki’s cubicle with the police but she’s long gone :(

dixie takes jess and olivia back home to pack some stuff to escape but nikki’s already there and she grabs olivia holding a knife😰

this is making me cry ngl

she tries to force them to go back to celebrating olivia’s birthday and she lights the sparkler on the cake and tells her to make a wish but she slips out of her grip and shouts how she wishes she would go away

so of course nikki decides the throw the cake with the sparkler she just lit at them, what a clever thing to do /s

the patient told her husband and he took it badly so cal’s managed to learn the wrong lesson sjsjddjjf😭

“i thought she was being selfish, but actually all she wanted was to protect him. charlie, he’s all i’ve got left, and that’s all—“ “tell him. the truth.” “and then what?” “be his big brother” 😭😭😭

olivia :(((

nikki’s badly burnt (deserved) and ethan’s treating her again and she’s like “earlier, you were trying to keep me away from them weren’t you?” and he says yes but that he took his eye off the ball and she goes “i wish you didn’t” great now he has an abuser’s injuries (that were her own fault) on his conscience😭😭

oh dylan’s treating dixie for smoke inhalation and he says that she saved 3 people from a burning building so she’s a hero whether she likes it or not and she’s like even if one of them wasn’t worth saving and says how if she’d left her she’d never hurt anyone again and dylan’s like “we save lives. it’s not ours to judge which are worth the effort” that reminds me of his comment about that abuser the other week, keith was it?

jack was waxing lofty’s chest and now he’s spraying him with fake tan and rita walks in on them😭😭😭 she’s like “and to think, i thought you were ready for that promotion”

“my career’s over. she’s seen my bum.” “well look on the bright side, at least it’s tanned”💀💀💀💀

i feel like i’ve said this before but how tf do they manage to count how many compressions they’ve done while talking and thinking of how to save the patient and everything else like i could NOT do that let me tell you. this kind of thing always makes me think of lucy from ER when carter says she’s addicted to her adhd medication and tells her to come off it and she becomes an absolute DISASTER of a doctor and has to go back on without telling him. ER was actually maybe even better than casualty in terms of disabled rep, i mean clearly they knew how to do adhd right unlike casualty.

not nikki trying to get jess to forgive her?? girl shut the fuck up

the girl playing olivia is actually incredible

dixie and olivia🥺

THIS SCENE

cal’s making a crisp sandwich with a glass of milk and ethan comes in looking a bit upset and cal’s like “bad day?” “the worst. just, no time to think. everything going wrong.” “ethan, there’s um, there’s something i wanted to say—“ “hey are you having a thursday night special?” “yes, mum’s bridge night. i’m really glad she never knew what i used to feed you, she’d never let me babysit again i’ll tell you that”

“we were so lucky growing up, with mum” CALS FACE😭😭 bit awkward given what he’s trying to tell him… also note the lack of mention of their dad here

“about mum—“ “this little girl today, and her mum jess. and jess’ partner. i could’ve done something weeks ago, but i missed the signs, i was too busy, and then today…” then it cuts to charlie spotting them and smiling looking relieved. he is for some reason assuming that cal is finally telling ethan everything despite it very clearly being ethan who’s talking??? also ethan please stop interrupting him right when he’s going to tell you😭

it switches back to the staff room “urgh i don’t know, i just can’t get them out of my head. sorry, what did you want to say? please tell me it’s good news. i need that” …yeah no i’m afraid not bestie

you can see cal wrestling with whether to tell him or not and then decide not to and goes “it’s just that this looks as good as it’s ever looked. go on” and he gives ethan the sandwich and the glass. ethan says thanks and cal goes “drink your milk” 🥺🥺🥺

lofty’s asked jacob to step in for him in the auction and jack’s like “you’ll do” sjskkfkf

there’s a hen party there and they’re bidding on him and then he shows his abs and jack jumps up and outbids them all SJDKKFKG