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having some christmas family drama that would make a great aita post rn.................... lol

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nothing quite like getting home to my wife and kids (my bed and pillows)

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i’m so genuinely lucky to be dumb as hammers. the simplest things bring me joy. i’ve had several fits of passionate laughing out loud today because i can’t stop thinking of the phrase “one william dollars”

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this is so funny.

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For Christmas this year, I got a Jurassic Park Velociraptor toy, and even though it’s now a few days past Christmas, I decided to make this stopmotion video because I couldn’t stop laughing at the idea. Enjoy!

Animated with Stop Motion Studio Pro app on my iPad.

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Losing it cause according to my Italian friends "Mangione" means "Eats a lot" and then an Italian meme account was like "Luigi Mangione implies the existence of a Mario Bevione (Drinksalot)" and they actually found someone named that who is literally a professional drinker 😭😭

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Sooo... anyone got inspired by this drawfee video? Sorry for the departure from my usual stuff, but I had to- also the hades style is so fun to mess around with, I highly recommend! I don't tend to draw real people, so it feels weird, but kinda proud how they turned out :'D

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“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life

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i do

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FRIENDS 5.17 “The One with Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"

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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

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Hi real quick does anyone have the cat gif that goes like this

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just looked over to find my cat had somehow crawled into the sleeve of my jacket ???? fucking wheezing. the baleful worm