#okay im kinda curious about why one was so sure it was that dave guy
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stonyponyofficial · 2 years ago
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lol. is it adam
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHUT UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay now that were here together in this beautiful Adam moment i have a few pieces of evidenec to show u.
exhibit 1 is that post.... god i wish i could remember the set up but the end was something like "and ull meet the most beautiful girl in the world and she looks like this" and its adam in his little nicky get up with the gay little emo fringe. u cant even deny that bc other people agreed okay shes BEAUTIFUL. not even the butch i was talking about if im being honest with u.
exhibit 2 the entire Butch cast of Airheads (1994). butch Adam ofc on the right, brendan fraser in the middle, and yes that is steve buscemi on the left. they can all hit bc theyre goofy in this one :3
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ok exhibit 3.... Adam as Jill from Jack, And Also Jill (2011). really more futch in this one if im being honest but i love that for him. not much else to say about it except combines this post with this post in a mad science tube and makes something monstrous yet representative of my latent subconscious desires and the only way to defeat it is to learn to embrace them. gets on my knees and screams to the heavens I WANT DOUG WALKER AND ADAM SANDLER TO HAVE HORRIBLE CROSSDRESSING SEX AND TO ONLY EVER TALK TO EACH OTHER WITH THE IMPLICATION AND DESIRE IN THEIR VOICES THAT THEYRE GONNA FUCK AS JILL AND I THINK THAT ONE WTICH FROM HOCUS POCUS I HAVENT SEEN IT. AND I WANT THEM TO LET ME WATCH.
ohew :) it feels so good to finally get that off my chest!
anyway thats all the evidence, those are the only Very specific circumstances in which Adam Sandler... MAYBE..... could hit.
u may now all cast ur complimentary "first stone"
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