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Start over my darling. Be brave enough to find the life you want, and courageous enough to chase it.

(via purplebuddhaquotes)

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yall ever worked in retail

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Puffin in Grímsey, Iceland - by Erika Larsen

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Instagram: @artwoonz

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the day we find out what a naruto themed blowjob for weed entails is when the next societal paradigm shift happens

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Use both headphones

left: the weeknd

right: drake

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“When I was young, I met a lot of so-called gangsters. It turned out that many of the people I met while playing Go-Stop* or Poker were gangsters. We think of those people as purely bad, but once you get to know them, they’re all human beings just like us. If anything, they were orphans or their family circumstances were so bad that they grew up with inner scars. Deep down, a lot of them are weak like that. There are gangsters who carry weapons with them or have tattoos, right? Those people are the ones who are especially weak inside. They don’t have any self-assurance, so they try to make others very uncomfortable. I used to run a motorcycle shop, and one time, I was patching up and storing a bike that had been in an accident. But suddenly gangsters came rolling in and told me to hand over the bike. But the owner was in the hospital, so I told them that I couldn’t give it to them. So, they started taking off their jackets and showing me their tattoos to threaten me. If I hadn’t had experience with gangsters before, I’m not sure what would’ve happened, but I knew what to do. I said, “Look here, you bastards. Are you doing this because you’re trying to scare me? I know you’re weak-hearted punks. Are you really using methods from the 70s when it’s 2000?” I said this while calling the police. And when I said, “Is this the police station? Violent crimes unit, right? Come quickly, please,” they ran away before I even ended the call. You see, those kids are like that. They’re pretty cute.” *Go-stop is a Korean card game also known as Godori or Hwatu. The game originated from Japan in late Chosun dynasty has changed over time. Go-stop is a popular gambling game, although it is often played as a leisure with a low bid.

“내가 젊었을 때 소위 말하는 깡패들을 많이 만났어. 가끔 고스톱이나 포커를 치면서 알게 된 사람들이 알고보니 깡패인 경우가 많았지. 그 사람들을 나쁘게만 생각하는데 알고보면 다 같은 사람이야. 오히려 고아거나 집안 형편이 너무 어려워서 마음에 상처를 가지고 살아왔기 때문에 마음이 약한 사람들이 많지. 몸에 무기를 지니고 다니거나 문신을 한 깡패들 있지? 그 사람들은 특히 더 마음이 약한 사람들이야. 자신이 없으니까 그렇게라도 위화감을 주려는 거지. 내가 오토바이 상회를 운영했었는데 한 번은 사고난 오토바이를 수습해서 보관하고 있었어. 그런데 깡패들이 막 우르르 찾아 온 거야. 그 오토바이 내놓으라고. 그런데 주인은 병원에 있었거든. 못 준다니까 막 웃통을 벗으면서 문신을 막 보여주면서 위협하는거야. 내가 그걸 안 겪어봤으면 모르겠는데 난 알잖아. 그래서 ‘야 이 새끼야. 나한테 겁주려고 그러냐? 너 마음 약한 놈인거 다 알아. 2000년도에 70년대 먹히던 수법을 쓰냐’ 하면서 경찰에 전화를 걸었지. ‘경찰서죠? 강력반이죠? 빨리 오세요.’ 하니까 도망가버리더라고, 전화도 끊기 전에 말야. 그런 애들이라니까? 참 귀엽지.”

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“For three months when I was in middle school, I created small inventions in my mind and documented them on a daily basis. For example, things like… recycling dead leaves in the fall that nobody uses and creating energy from it, or when a typhoon hits, utilizing the wind against the buildings by converting frictional force into electrical energy. I presented my ideas to my teachers as well.” “What did your teachers say?” “They said things like…’Those ideas are ridiculous. How are you going to enter a science high school with these ideas?’ After that, I stopped. I felt like the inventions I created weren’t ‘good enough.’” “In the end, did you get into a science high school?” “No, I didn’t. I got to the final interview, but I didn’t make it. Still, I want to be someone who is always keeping busy regardless. Instead of just being someone who does nothing but rest because there isn’t anything they can do, I want to be a person who is always doing a lot of things.” * Science high school: It is an advanced school for the top students in Korea. Students can only enter by passing an entrance exam based on their middle school records.

“중학생 때 3개월 동안 매일 조그만 발명품을 생각하고 기록했어요. 예를 들어 가을에 그냥 버리는 낙엽을 모아 에너지로 활용하거나, 태풍이 불면 바람이 많이 부니까 건물에 닿는 마찰 에너지를 전기 에너지로 바꾸는… 그런 아이디어였어요. 그리고 선생님들한테 보여드렸죠.” “선생님들이 뭐라고 하시던가요?” “그냥… ‘이건 말도 안 되는 것들이다. 이걸로 어떻게 과학고에 갈래?’ 라고 하셨어요. 그 뒤로는 더 이상 하지 않았어요. 내가 한 것들이 ‘별로구나’ 라고 느꼈거든요.” “결국 과학고에는 가지 않았나요?” “네. 최종면접까지 올라갔는데 떨어졌어요. 그래도 전 쉬지 않는 사람이 되고 싶어요. 아무것도 못하게 되어서 그저 쉬는 것 말고는 할게 없는 사람보다 계속해서 무언가 하고 있는 게 많은 사람이 되었으면 좋겠어요.” 

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don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense

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sexuality: girls that could kick my ASS

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The only reason Fifty Shades of Grey is romantic is because the guy is a billionaire. If he was living in a trailer it would be a Criminal minds episode

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If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it! NSFW Life Hacks Part 1 Here

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i was sad so i looked up gifs of anime boobs. here are some gems

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who is going to ride or die for me this hard

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