#okay i'm really going to bed now

[spaceorphan18]

I have some Colin headcanons because it's 1am and apparently, this is what I'm thinking about tonight. Headcanons based solely on the show - Book!Colin is just a different animal.

Some time after the whole Marina incident, he and Anthony had a very uncomfortable conversation about how and where he can go get laid. Benedict found out about it, and finds it hilarious

He totally lost his virginity to the Contessa. Like - he DOES NOT shut up about her.

And she seduced him - because I just cannot imagine him ever having that much game. (Colin is not a liar, but he is kinda dumb and rather pretty, and I'm sure this woman knew what she was doing.)

She also is the one who taught him how to properly pleasure a woman (c'mon, he had to learn that from somewhere and I highly doubt /that/ was something Anthony or Benedict was going to go into-though that'd have been a hilarious convo.), plus, while the European Tour was definitely his slut era, I'm guessing 99% of that was at brothels.

(Though, I am amused by the idea of Colin asking so many questions at the brothels and the sex workers being like... okay, my dude, usually sex does not include this much talking.)

Also, slut era isn't as slutty as he lets on when he gets back. I mean, he only keeps telling the ONE story. And sure, discovering sex is fun, but as he writes in his journal, doesn't stop loneliness or provide genuine connection.

How many times did he end up at a brothel after he wrote to Pen and thought about the fact that he's been hearing nothing back from her?

[popcornkwantum]

Swiftli week, day 4

Free theme! (Laser tag)

Summary:

“I’d easily get more hits on you than you on me!” Taylor claims.

Lincoln’s smile turns into a playful smirk. “Oh is that right?”

Taylor leans in, standing on his tiptoes to get a little bit closer to Lincoln’s level. It makes him think of those professional boxing stare-showdowns. “Yea, that’s right, Mr. Li-Wilson.”

“You’re on, Swift.”

“Guys, we literally just finished the first game,” Normal tries to pipe up in between the two, “Maybe it's time for a little break first?”

“No! Someone has to taste true defeat,” Taylor shouts and points to the air, like an anime character ready for the fight, and picks up his laser tag armor again.

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OR:

Lincoln and Taylor get a little too competitive in a game of laser tag and are willing to do everything to win

[afniel]

[somegrumpynerd]

I love ur artstyle they all look so squishy and cute <3

Ahksbjdbkjbdkjbdkj thank you!! ;-; I do want everyone to look kinda round and squishy and plush and I'm really glad you like it ^^

Also, because I actually had time for once and I wanted to do a doodle, attempted squishery:

[franky-y]

this is a drawing please don't come after me

[deoidesign]

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[soaps-mohawk]

eepy author

the author is very tired, she is eepy. the author has had a very long day of writing and wants to take just a smol sleeb. She eeby and neebies to sleeby.

[trashyandtiredsol]

hi!!i shouldve asked this already considering how long I've been here,can I join the fam? :3

OH ABSOLUTELY TEM! :D

Tho idk if I'm able to let people join???? Idk

There's a big discord server with everyone (or mostly everyone, idk if a few people may or may not be in it since some people may not be a fan of discord servers)

I can send you a link for it if you want? I'll probably do that in the morning tho cuz I'm getting ready to go to bed rn

Plus I also wanna let everyone know you may be joining (cuz again- idk if I'm able to let people join 😅)

[itsmistyeyedbi]

There's so much I want to write and so much I want to read, but I can't fully engage with much of anything right now and it's killing me😭

[teddybeartoji]

can't stop thinking abt how much my grandma would've loved toji.....

[changingplumbob]

Woah Nellie, so I got around to writing REDACTED today and even though I didn't do any this morning the ideas were flowing this afternoon and I've got five and a half days worth of posts. And I've still not gotten the whole goal ticked but to be fair it is one box for several things. Plus there's me liking adding extra bits. It'll make sense when we get there I promise.

Mad About Dodo finale! Tune in to see if Shay can even attend or if her food poisoning has her back in the hotel over a bucket... Maybe they'll have to CGI her in for that one 🧐

[essektheylyss]

Okay I did get distracted by a grade being posted and I am about to be both a nerd and a millennial but god ngl I do hate classes where you get full points on all your assignments but don't actually get any actual feedback on them. What is the point. If it's a class where everyone gets passing grades for making the effort but you get actual feedback and comments, that's great! But I would genuinely rather get points docked and get extensive comments on what I did well and what needed improvement and why than this.

[lieutenantselnia]

I'm so exhausted but here's a recent doodle of my pookie <3

[earl-grey-crow]

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[jamietarttsnorthernattitude]

Sending good luck for getting unstuck! For the prompt game:

“Don’t look down”

Or

“I can’t do this on my own”

💚🌹💚🌹💚

From this prompt game.

“Don’t look down.”

Jamie immediately looked down, turning a shade of green that Kermit the Frog would envy.

“Why would you say that?” Jamie groaned, and Roy felt the bones in his hand creak under Jamie’s tightened grip.

“I told you not to look down, you idiot!”

“Everyone knows as soon as you say don't look, you're gonna fucking look!”

“Look at me then,” Roy said, gently guiding Jamie’s head and gaze away from his mangled ankle to Roy’s face. “Just look at me and breathe. You're going to be okay.”

“Okay, gonna be okay,” Jamie replied, trying to match Roy’s exaggerated breaths.

Try as he might, Roy couldn't convince himself the same.

[skrunksthatwunk]

frostbitten

(alt versions under the cut)

different color scheme:

full pages of both:

anyway haha. who's feeling normal about this scene. me probably