#okay honey

[pyotrkochetkov]

"I feel great. I feel (like I'm in) the best shape ever, to be honest," #37 said as he fielded questions from reporters.  "I feel confident... I feel light on the ice and today felt pretty good.  Now I need to move that confidence and that game to the playoffs."

[itsa-me-lily]

Sorry for blowing up your inbox, but I was reminded of the running joke that marines (and military in general) eat crayons.

I’m imagining now reader sending Simon off with a care package, some of it is actually useful like socks or a waterproof pocket notebook, and then including a pack of crayons with a note like “if you get hungry”

Reader thinks she’s so funny, back home just chuckling to herself because like Mr Riley Mrs Riley is also a bit of an asshole at times (gentle bullying is totally a love language).

Simon on the other hand is staring down into the box concerned that there’s something going on with his wife that she thinks wax is edible. Until someone tells him the joke and then he’s affronted because that’s not even his fucking branch, get it right woman

[foxxfaggotry]

When u, a customer service representative, have to call customer service with a weiiird error & u hear the representative panic so hard upon hearing yr problem that she forgets to ask to put u on hold, just mutes herself and does whatever she’s doin.,..,, love u girl <3 I’m gonna give u a 5 star perfect review no matt what baby it’s okay

[ferdifz]

Today I learn this +12-year-old comic has a Know Your Meme entry associated with it... [+]

To quote Yoel Roth at Bluesky from a few days ago: [+]

do you ever just

[brat0ut0fhell]

This bitch has the audacity

[lefthandarm-man]

COUNTDOWN TO STEVE'S 106TH BIRTHDAY posting my favorite steve things to celebrate!

day 2: randomly serving cunt

[egophiliac]

*shaky thumbs up* I just finished ch5...... y-you were not kidding about it being a heavy one.....

:)

(how's that going so far, Mal)

[hastyprovocateur]

Mizemi stans when Taigen apologists who bash Akemi and downplay Mizu's trauma to make Taizu happen show up

I love taigen stans like I don’t get it but I’m so happy for you guys

[entrailseer]

cw: creepy head thing

holy shit.

[strwbrryfire]

[hazelnutnebula]

the funy sillays. the wiggling beasts 💫✨

[pikatie]

when you're up early and have a sleepy lil city to yourself ☁️

[vampyfrnk]

happy birthday ray toro! - july 15th, 1977

[thimblings]

rook [after drinking several bottles of bad wine together and listening to them trying to one-up each other]: "that's nice boys, but i could take you both! at the same time!" (davrin is gonna be smug because he managed to get BOTH these idiots to finally rest for once) (spite is letting lucanis sleep, he's hanging out with assan) (these two are my main party, and lol guilty pleasure ot3, and lucanis is still demi - he loves both!! of them!!)

[aquanutart]

"little miss prairie faerie" is a cute name actually... (but I won't use it if she doesn't like it)

[aengelren]

tell him you know a place then drop him off at a therapist