#okay honey

[pyotrkochetkov]

"I feel great. I feel (like I'm in) the best shape ever, to be honest," #37 said as he fielded questions from reporters.  "I feel confident... I feel light on the ice and today felt pretty good.  Now I need to move that confidence and that game to the playoffs."

[itsa-me-lily]

Sorry for blowing up your inbox, but I was reminded of the running joke that marines (and military in general) eat crayons.

I’m imagining now reader sending Simon off with a care package, some of it is actually useful like socks or a waterproof pocket notebook, and then including a pack of crayons with a note like “if you get hungry”

Reader thinks she’s so funny, back home just chuckling to herself because like Mr Riley Mrs Riley is also a bit of an asshole at times (gentle bullying is totally a love language).

Simon on the other hand is staring down into the box concerned that there’s something going on with his wife that she thinks wax is edible. Until someone tells him the joke and then he’s affronted because that’s not even his fucking branch, get it right woman

[foxxfaggotry]

When u, a customer service representative, have to call customer service with a weiiird error & u hear the representative panic so hard upon hearing yr problem that she forgets to ask to put u on hold, just mutes herself and does whatever she’s doin.,..,, love u girl <3 I’m gonna give u a 5 star perfect review no matt what baby it’s okay

[ferdifz]

Today I learn this +12-year-old comic has a Know Your Meme entry associated with it... [+]

To quote Yoel Roth at Bluesky from a few days ago: [+]

do you ever just

[brat0ut0fhell]

This bitch has the audacity

[lefthandarm-man]

COUNTDOWN TO STEVE'S 106TH BIRTHDAY posting my favorite steve things to celebrate!

day 2: randomly serving cunt

[egophiliac]

*shaky thumbs up* I just finished ch5...... y-you were not kidding about it being a heavy one.....

:)

(how's that going so far, Mal)

[hastyprovocateur]

Mizemi stans when Taigen apologists who bash Akemi and downplay Mizu's trauma to make Taizu happen show up

I love taigen stans like I don’t get it but I’m so happy for you guys

[entrailseer]

cw: creepy head thing

holy shit.

[hazelnutnebula]

the funy sillays. the wiggling beasts 💫✨

[strwbrryfire]

[thimblings]

rook [after drinking several bottles of bad wine together and listening to them trying to one-up each other]: "that's nice boys, but i could take you both! at the same time!" (davrin is gonna be smug because he managed to get BOTH these idiots to finally rest for once) (spite is letting lucanis sleep, he's hanging out with assan) (these two are my main party, and lol guilty pleasure ot3, and lucanis is still demi - he loves both!! of them!!)

[harrowharkwife]

i'm so used to there just being random unidentified bones laying around everywhere in these damn books that it finally occurred to me, just now, to wonder where the bones on new rho came from. y'know, the bones palamedes always tried to teach nona necromancy on.

they're his.

palamedes, who always loved teaching, living on borrowed time in a body that's not his own. palamedes, mentoring, teaching- parenting, by sixth standards, mind you. and that boy is sixth, through and through.

and the entire point of teaching nona necromancy in the first place was to try and determine if nona is, well, nonagesimus, right? so it has to be bones, it can't not be bones. bones are, like, her whole thing.

but they're not in the nine houses, anymore. things are different, on new rho.

they burn bones here. dig up the cemeteries. a society terrified of zombies will evolve to dispose of its dead differently.

the only bones he has access to now are his own. (camilla wouldn't let anyone take them- skull or hand, doesn't matter. they're still him, and she doesn't let go, remember? it's her one thing.)

palamedes woke up every morning wearing someone else's body to then gently place the shrapnel of his own in the cupped palms of a girl who's the closest thing he'll ever have to a daughter and try to teach her- how did the angel put it, again? normal school, as much as possible, for as long as possible.

(but hey, in a roundabout way, at least it's a chance for him to touch camilla again, right? nevermind that she's not there to feel any of it because he's in the driver's seat, that he can only stay for fifteen minutes at a time. it's atoms that belong to camilla touching atoms that used to belong to him, and that's close enough. he'll take what he can get, these days- if she can be their flesh, he can be the end. so what if holding his own bones is a mindfuck? so what if looking at them makes him nauseous? surely he can suck it up and deal with it for fifteen minutes. it's the least he can do— his poor camilla was the one who had to scrape the bloody pulp of them off the floors of canaan house.)

(speaking of, here's a fun fact: we actually only see nona practicing with the bones one time, on-page. camilla's final line in that scene, before palamedes takes over, is none other than: 'keep going. there are some bones left.' ow!)

remember, too, that the only part of dulcinea, the real dulcinea, that palamedes ever physically touched, was her tooth- the one that ianthe gave him, pulled from the ashes cytherea burnt her down to. he only ever touched dulcie once, and it wasn't until after she was already gone, but that doesn't matter- it still happened, and you can't take loved away.

in this same roundabout, bittersweet, by-proxy sort of way, palamedes has been physically touched by nona, too: the atoms she currently occupies, touching atoms that he used to occupy, and never will again.

the main interaction we've seen between palamedes and his mother took place back on the sixth, with her acting as mentor and him as pupil: the two of them studying a set of hand bones, juno encouraging him every step of the way.

we know that harrowhark's "most vivid memory of her mother was of her hands guiding harrow's over an inexpertly rendered portion of skull, her fingers encircling the fat baby bracelets of harrow's wrists, tightening this cuff to indicate correct technique."

they're still small for a nineteen year old, but the wrists are bigger, in this new set of memories nona's making. and it's not an inexpertly rendered portion of skull anymore- it's a hand, now, albeit one crafted from [a piece of skull reassembled (painstakingly—passionately—laboriously reassembled) from fragments, manually, and not by a bone magician, from the skull of someone who, soon after death or symptomatically during, had exploded.] and the identity and origin of these bones is no mystery at all. they belong to palamedes, and he's consented to their use for this purpose, and that matters.

but the details are just set dressing, really. the foundation of the memory is the same.

palamedes and his mother, juno and her son.

harrow and her mother; pelleamena and her daughter.

nona and her father-mother-teacher; palamedes and his daughter.

[pikatie]

when you're up early and have a sleepy lil city to yourself ☁️

[vampyfrnk]

happy birthday ray toro! - july 15th, 1977

[frownyalfred]

me: hmm this chapter is missing a dramatic line to end on

my brain on preworkout: not to worry, here you go