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[neferaskingdom]

♡ Max "If It Weren't For The Baby" Verstappen | MV1

NEFERASKINGDOM

Summary: Max and George show no signs of stopping anytime soon and poor y/n is stuck between a rock and a hard place. but soon things escalate when Max accidentally opens his big mouth.

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y/n_russell posted:

y/n_russell: Habibi come to Abu Dhabi✨

Comments:

user: SHE’S BACK, EVERYBODY STAY CALM!!! 🔥🔥🔥 user: MOTHER RETURNED TO THE GRID AND IT SHOWS. user: Abu Dhabi isn’t ready for her!! 😍 user: Not to be messy, but is that a bump or just the angle? 👀

user: Delete this before you embarrass yourself further. 🙄 user: You do realize that’s body-shaming, right? Yikes. user: Maybe it’s just the dress, maybe it’s none of our business. Either way—don’t. user: Imagine logging onto the internet just to get ratio’d in the comments. Couldn’t be me.

georgerussell63: Wow. 2 whole photo in front of Lewis’s garage? Feeling betrayed right now.

y/n_russell: omg george, do you want me to write "george is my favorite" on my forehead or something? relax. georgerussell63: I’m just saying, where’s the support? y/n_russell: maybe if your garage didn’t feel like the waiting room at a dentist’s office, I’d consider it. georgerussell63: That’s because we’re professional. y/n_russell: nah, it’s because you have the personality of unseasoned chicken. user: 💀💀💀 SHE CAME FOR HIS LIFE.

user: MAX. LIKED. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

user: Not Max creeping in the shadows like that. George, sweetie, you seeing this? user: Netflix doesn’t even need to make a script this season. The show’s writing itself.

landonorris: MOTHER.

y/n_russell: 🔪🔪🔪 user: The knives are out. Lando, RUN.

lewishamilton: Always great to have you around. Thanks for showing up and supporting me this weekend. Much love ❤️

y/n_russell: Wouldn’t miss it for the world, you know I’m rooting for you Lew! Big things ahead 💪🏽

f1teaspill posted:

f1teaspill: Okay, F1 fans, we’ve got a hot one for you! Max Verstappen and George Russell’s sister, Y/n, were spotted on a hotel balcony together, and it’s seriously got people talking. 👀 Y/n was supposed to be at a totally different hotel with George, so why is she with Max—especially with all the drama going down between them? 🤔

Is there something going on between these two? Or is Y/n just making it clear that she’s Team Max in this ongoing feud? You know we’ll be watching this one unfold closely... 🔥

Comments:

user: Yooo, what’s going on here?! Y/n is in Max’s hotel?? 😳

user: Is this a secret relationship or is Y/n just picking sides? I need answers!! 😬

user: So Y/n's team Max now? This is messy. 👀

user: Max and Y/n are lowkey dating and no one’s telling us?! I need the receipts ASAP. 😩🔥

user: Sis really out here with Max?? I can’t believe this. George is gonna flip. 😬

user: Okay, but like... is she betraying George by cozying up with Max right now? Or is she just done with the drama? 👀

user: Nah, this can’t be real. She’s out here looking all comfy with Max while George is literally her brother?? What kind of betrayal is this? 😱

user: Is this the kind of power move we’re witnessing?? Y/n dropping George for Max?? 🤯💥

user: Ok, but lowkey, I ship them so hard. Max and Y/n would make the hottest couple. 🔥🔥

user: No, fr. Max and Y/n are EVERYTHING. They look so good together, I’m lowkey obsessed. 😍👀 user: Can we just take a minute to appreciate how they’re literally radiating chemistry? I don’t care if they’re not dating—they should be. 😩💅

user: The way she’s just chilling with Max tho... George must be somewhere crying right now. 🤣💀

f1teaspill posted:

f1teaspill: “If it weren’t for the baby.” Three words that sent the paddock and the internet into absolute mayham today after Max Verstappen dropped the bomb during an interview. 👶💣

Fans are already in detective mode, dissecting every second of this wild moment. Whose baby? Is Max a secret dad? And what does George Russell have anything to do with it?

Interview Transcript:

Journalist: Max, earlier this week George Russell referred to you as a “bully” in his recent comments. Do you have any thoughts on that?

Max: (chuckles awkwardly) Well, you know, George always has something to say. I’m not going to get into it.

Journalist: But do you think his characterization of you is fair?

Max: (sighs) Look, I’m just here to race. I’m not interested in petty drama.

Journalist: It doesn’t seem like George is letting it go anytime soon. Are you planning to address it with him directly?

Max: (visibly annoyed) I really don’t see the point in—

Journalist: But isn’t it important to clear the air, especially since the tension is so public now?

Max: (snapping) If it weren’t for the baby, I wouldn’t even bother trying to make peace with him!

(A beat of stunned silence. Max’s eyes widen in realization.)

Journalist: The… baby? What baby? Max, can you clarify—

(Max mutters something under his breath and walks off, leaving the journalist baffled.)

Comments:

user: BABY???? HELLO? MAX, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.

user: What baby, Max?! WHOSE BABY?! I haven’t been this confused since Abu Dhabi 2021.

user: Can someone please check if Max even knows what he said? He looked so panicked when he walked off.

user: “If it weren’t for the baby”??? Sir, we’re not in Panem; calm down.

user: Peeta Verstappen has entered the chat. Someone hand him a loaf of bread. user: Peeta Mellark walked so Max Verstappen could run user: I just KNOW someone’s editing Max into a Peeta scene as we speak. Can’t wait.

user: Okay but what baby would involve George? George is childless?

user: Guys, hear me out: What if Max is secretly dating George’s sister? That’s the ONLY way a baby ties them together. user: Nah, there’s no way. George would’ve punched Max into next week already. user: Okay but think about it. Max. George’s sister. A baby. Uncle George. THIS IS LORE. user: I’m just saying, George’s sister has been looking very glow-y lately… 👀 user: Not a theory, just facts: Max is babytrapping George into a truce. 💀 user: Wait... isn’t George’s sister in Abu Dhabi right now?? 👀 user: omg and they were seen together on his hotel balcony jskjsk user: I’M SCREAMING. THIS THEORY IS TOO GOOD. user: Max... the man, the myth, the secret brother-in-law.

user: F1 fandom today: trying to figure out if Max has a secret family or if we’re all just collectively hallucinating.

user: Bro, if this is true, Netflix better dedicate a whole episode to Uncle George. user: “If it weren’t for the baby” is my villain origin story now.

user: GUYS. What if Max meant baby as in, like, his cat or something? We’re spiraling.

user: Okay but why would George care about Max’s cat?! Use your brain. user: Honestly, the only thing that makes sense is Max dating George’s sister. Uncle George confirmed. Case closed.

user: Y’all, the way I will actually SCREAM if Max and George’s sister are together. This is better than any race drama.

user: Max Verstappen?? A baby daddy?? In THIS economy??

user: Everyone’s fighting over the baby, but I’m just here wondering how Christian Horner is gonna spin this in interviews.

user: Plot twist: The baby is Christian Horner’s with Toto 😭

user: STOP. This is the most chaotic F1 season ever, and I love it.

Taglist: @ilovechickenwings @spooky-librarian-ghost @diaryofarandomkid @rd14 @hc-dutch @tremendousstarlighttragedy @grussellsprout @dannyespinosa06 @awritingtree @shelbyteller @diorbrxtz @96mcobo

[inkofthebrain]

Beach Day

Modern!Mizu x F!Reader

Art Creds: @lillydrawsmizu thank you for bringing this to life <3

Warnings: none

AN: the only volleyball experience I have is playing on the beach drunk out of my mind in high school so this is going to be interesting. Not proofread lawl.

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You were layed out across a towel, arm above your head, soaking in the sunny summer day and enjoying the sounds of the water. Taigen spotted a private little beach while on a run a few weeks back and after begging everybody to check it out, a beach day was finally in order. The communal volleyball court that originally caught his attention was in ok condition, a few loose threads here and there and wooden posts that were the ideal perching spot for seagulls when there wasn't a commotion around the net.

"Y/n!" Akemi called from the net, which sat a few feet away from the group's setup of towels, coolers, and umbrellas. You turned your head to the left to face your friend, seeing Ringo walking off the court and heading towards the water. "Come join us! Ringo wants to swim so we are short one." The three left on the court were all turned to you, Akemi and Taigen on the right and Mizu on the left.

You shook your head and let out a laugh, "No! You guys know I can't play."

"C'mon, it's game point it'll be quick. I'm not giving up until Mizu admits I'm better than her" He placed his sunglasses on his head and crossed his arms.

"Yeah right," Mizu scoffs, "c'mon y/n I'll teach you, it's easy," she says with a smile, motioning you to walk over to her. You couldn't refuse her offer, she was having so much fun and you'd hate to be the reason they'd have to end the game (resulting in Taigen demanding a rematch for days every time he sees Mizu).

"Fineeeee," You got up with a groan, adjusting your bathing suit as you walked over. Mizu turned back to face the net and put her hands up to catch the ball Taigen threw her way. She dropped it onto the ground, putting her foot on it to stop it from rolling away.

"I apologize in advance, I have no idea what I'm doing" You tucked your hair behind your ear, smiling at the raven-haired girl in front of you. Taigen and Akemi were distracted in conversation on the other side of the net.

"Don't apologize, you are gonna do great," She waves her hand in front of her, dismissing your apology, "Now, you are going to want to hold your hands like this." Her slender fingers grabbed your hands, placing them in the correct position. You looked at her soft features while she made minor adjustments to your form, a slight blush creeping across your face as her hands lingered on yours.

"Perfect, remember to hit with your forearms when you pass, it gives you the most control." She taped your arm, pointing to where she was referencing, and you hummed in acknowledgment. She gave you a quick overview of the rules and after passing the ball back and forth to each other a few times it was time to start the game.

"You ready to go down?" Taigen taunts, earning a light slap on his arm from Akemi who shot him a glare.

"In your dreams" Mizu retorts with a smirk. She started walking to the end of the court to serve, pausing next to you placing her hand on your shoulder, leaning close to your ear.

"Aim for Akemi, she is scared of getting hit in the face. It's an easy point." Her voice sends chills down your spine as she away, looking at you with a smile, the proximity holding a tension you couldn't quite place.

"Okay," You said in a whisper, admiring her eyes. She gave your shoulder a squeeze, her hand sliding down and leaving the warmth of your body as she got ready to serve. Your eyes followed her toned figure, a slight breeze causing her ponytail to sway slightly.

Mizu shoots you a wink before hitting the ball, sending it flying across the net. Taigen runs after it, passing it to Akemi who almost misses and barely gets it over the net. You dive towards the ball, hitting it with as much force and precision that you can muster.

“Atta’ girl y/n!” Mizu shouts, causing a smile to spread across your face as you back up from the net. Taigen sets the ball, Akemi jumping up to smack towards Mizu.

“Here!” Mizu says with a grunt, passing the ball. You then send it flying at Akemi, who throws her arms in front of her face with a yelp causing the ball to shoot right over her head and onto the soft sand. Taigen groans and walks off the court to get a drink of water, Akemi shortly behind him spewing apologies.

“I did it!” You explain, running to Mizu with your hand out for a high five. The tall woman catches your hand pulling you into a tight hug.

“Yeah you did! That was amazing, you need to play with us more.” You guys pull apart and she smiles at you, hands still on your sides and yours around her neck.

“Who won?” Ringo says as he walks up to you guys, covered in water and panting.

“We did!” You exclaim, turning to face the man, arms sliding off Mizu.

“It was all thanks to this pretty girl right here” Mizu says, pulling you into her side by your waist. You smile down at the ground attempting to hide the flush on your face.

“What can I say I learnt from the best” You say shooting Mizu a smile.

“Cmon let’s go, Taigen said loser buys lunch” Mizu pulls away but reaches to grab your hand, leading you to the others

“I DID NOT!” Taigen retorts. You and Mizu both let out a snicker, laughing at the sore loser.

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AHHHHHH. I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT. I HAVENT WRITTEN FANFIC IN AGES IM SORRY IF IM RUSTY.

@fanficreader33 THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST. MWAH!

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: The Mind Killer

Denis Villeneuve: hey frank what if we put a giant rubber bondage spider in dune Frank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] sounds great!

David Lynch: what if i taped a cat to a rat and then you had to suck the cat titties to get a poison antidote Frank Herbert: [snorting space cocaine] top notch work, guys Herbert: love how you're all really making the story your own

Frank Herbert: anyway there's politics happening on dune Poe: i thought we already did this bit King: yeah frank you said if we sat through the political intrigue we'd get to see the worm Herbert: YOU'LL SEE THE WORM WHEN I'M GODDAMN READY OKAY

Barker: WORM Herbert: no no Barker: WORM! Herbert: not again Barker: c'mon everybody! say it with me! WORM! Poe: King: Lovecraft: Koontz: Koontz: worm Barker: Yeah!! now you got it! Koontz: WORM Koontz: WORM!!!

Barker: that's the spirit! now steve King: WORM! Barker: howard Lovecraft: WORM! Barker: edgar Poe: Barker: c'mon edgar bro don't leave me hanging Poe: Poe: okay fine Poe: WORM! Barker: now we're cooking!

Herbert: look i know you all like the worm but here's something even better than the worm Herbert: so the Bene Gesserit have this special box Edward Lee: haha hell yeah bro Herbert: see, you gotta put your hand in the box Lee: haha hell YEAH BRO

Angela Carter: hey everyone what's happening King: frank was just telling us about this special box that you put your hand into Carter: oh yeah i know all about that King: what? Carter: nothing Carter: just Carter: nothing, never mind, just go on with the story

Herbert: ok see you put your hand in this box and it's the worst pain a man can endure Carter: oh yeah the pain A MAN can endure Carter: cuz we all know the incredibly high threshold of pain that men have Herbert: Herbert: well, it really hurts ok

Herbert: it's literally the worst, most unendurable pain Mary Shelley: i bet i could endure it Herbert: um no you couldn't Shelley: yeah but i could endure it Herbert: NO you couldn't Shelley: Shelley: bet i could

Shelley: i'm not scared of some fuckin nerd box Shelley: i'd stick my hard in that box so hard Shelley: like, ALL the way into that fuckin box Patricia Highsmith: [immediately inhaling cigarette down to ashes]

Herbert: but if you take your hand out of the box you get stabbed w a gom jabbar Shelley: anyone tries that and i'd fuck em up Herbert: you don't even know what a gom jabbar is!! Shelley: i don't need to know Herbert: [to King] she doesn't even know what a gom jabbar is

[lloromanic0]

2009 BILL

Bill and fem reader ate friends with benefits and after a fancy date things get VERY intense

Hello thank you so much for the request!!

When I read intense I immediately thought about an argument (but ik that’s not what you meant lol) so I did both :D, I hope you like it and that it meets your expectations! :]

!SMUT MDNI!

Fem! Reader

Content: You feel unsure of your “relationship” with Bill so after your date you tell him about your feelings resulting in a small disagreement,which then leads to make up sex.

Everybody knew that you and Bill fuck, nothing else just sex. Ever since Bill started to gain fame from his band and going on tour you’d barely see him, but whenever he came back to Germany you were the only one he wanted to see. Tomorrow he was coming to see you after two months, even though you missed him you questioned why you couldn’t be in an actual relationship, did he fuck random people while he went on tour and because of that you couldn’t be more than friends? You ignored those thoughts knowing it wouldn’t change anything in your dynamic with him and to be honest you kinda thought being like this with him was just fine.

It was the next morning, Bill had already called you twice a few minutes ago, you returned the call.

Call:

-Hi

-Hi Y/N I just landed.

-Good, how was the flight?

-It was alright thanks. Tonight let’s go out for dinner.

-Hm sure.

-Great I’ll pick you up at 7, is that ok?

-Perfect I’ll see you later then, bye.

-See you later.

You hang up. You felt awkward talking to him for some reason, you ignore it again and moved on with your day. You did some essays you had pilled up, cleaned your room a bit and for the rest of the day you just relaxed in your living room listening to some music. At 5 you started getting ready, you took a shower, dried and styled your hair and went back to your room to change your outfit. You wanted to wear this black leather skirt you got last week,pairing it with some tights underneath, black boots, a long sleeve top and a fluffy jacket since you knew it would be cold. When you were finishing your makeup you heard a car honk you knew it was Bill so you hurried out of the house. He was parked in front of your gate you walked to his car and sat on the passenger seat, he smiled at you brightly.

“How have you been Y/N? I missed you” after saying this he went for a hug, you returned it smelling his intense cologne on his neck and feeling the warmth of his body on yours.

“I’ve been fine…I think, I���ve missed you too.”

He drove to restaurant while making small talk with you,you couldn’t stop thinking about your feelings you never had any problem with the kind of relationship you guys had before he started to leave Germany for months, why did he even bother coming back just to have sex with you and the thing is he probably fucked so many other people out there and you only wanted him.

You arrived at the restaurant a few minutes later, he got out and opened that car door for you extending his hand to help you out.

“You look so pretty Y/N.”

“You also look very handsome Bill…”

During dinner the talk got less and less awkward and you felt you were friends again, after dinner he told he would take you back to his room as you already expected.The time you were there went by fast,he kept teasing you during dinner about how much he needed you, as you slowly gave into his words.

At his hotel room you laid on the bed with him on top of you, kissing and licking on neck, bitting your colar bones, you shifted awkwardly under him which made him confused.

“Are you okay Y/N? You’re acting weird…” he sat up to look at you.

“I don’t know about this we have going on Bill…”

“What do you mean? You’ve never had a problem with it before and you know we can’t really maintain a relationship with the way my life changed drastically.” He spoke firmly.

“I know Bill…but why do you always come back for me if we’re not even in an actual relationship?”

“Because I do love you but you know we can’t be a couple, if I was your boyfriend I would want to be present for you no matter what but I can’t so I’d rather just keep it like this.”

You stayed quiet for a minute.

“Do you fuck other girls while you’re on tour?”

“What!? No! I only want you Y/N please don’t think like that.”

He took both your hands between his.

“Listen Y/N right now none of us can commit to a relationship, it wouldn’t sit right with me to be your boyfriend and not seeing you every day.”

“I know Bill…I’ll always love you and miss you no matter what and if there’s a chance in the future we can actually be together I’d do anything for that to happen.” You looked at him your eyes glossy from trying to contain your tears as you spoke the harsh truth.

“I’ll do everything in my power to be able to do that for you.” He kissed you deeply his hand holding the back of your head as your tongues connected in one passionate kiss, Bill got on top of you once again.

“Will you let me have you Y/N?”

“Yes Bill…” he went back to kiss your neck as he was previously doing,this time you let yourself melt under his touch humming in pleasure as he sucked the tender skin on your neck. He took your shirt off leaving you on your bra, kissing down to your collar bones and between your breasts, his hand was now behind you to unclip your bra freeing your perky tits. His mouth now gently sucked on one of your nipples and played with the other using his fingers, little moans escaping your lips. Your hips grinding against his in a way to let him know that you wanted him, he pulled down his pants and boxers freeing his erection, his tip leaking pre cum. He pumped his length a few times before taking your skirt off along with your tights, he pressed his fingers over your clothed pussy which made you tremble a bit.

“Bill…please I want you…”

“I want you too…” he whispered while pulling down your panties. The tip of his cock now rubbing against your entrance both of you moaning and humming at the sensation, he slowly inserted himself in you his movements deep and firm.Bill’s hips moved slowly so you both could enjoy that moment for as long as you could take it, you clenched around him every time his tip hit your cervix, the way your pussy had the perfect fit for him made him go crazy for you every time. You held him close to you, your hands placed behind his head,you felt his breath on your face as you kept eye contact with him the whole time, intimate moments like this were what you cherished the most in your “relationship” with Bill.

You exchanged wet and sloppy kisses as he thrusted in you unhurriedly making you feel everything vein of his cock, one of his hands reached down to rub circles on your clit making you squeal at the sudden contact. Your hips now moving with his complementing his movements as you both seek for release.

“I’m so close Y/N- fuck…”

“Me too Bill…mmhmm”

His thrusts now becoming faster and steadier as you finally came undone due to the double stimulation he was inflicting on you, the wet sounds of your love making aroused Bill so much, with one last thrust he came deep inside you slowly moving his hips riding his high. He pulled out slowly making you shiver already missing him inside you,looking at him once again his face now red and sweaty as he smiled sweetly at you.

“I’ll grab you a water and I’ll get the shower going for you.” Said Bill as he walked away.

You curled up in to a ball thinking about what just happened, for the first time you felt like Bill made love to you and not just pointless sex.

[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: What a great day!

• Girl this compatibility test kinda made no sense like I’m just answering questions that so obviously correlate to Oakley or Shawn what is the point???😭

• And what guy would that be exactly?…

• Oakley being most compatible with me AHA! y’all are never tearing us apart idgaf😛

• She’s so me like why I’m kinda in love with her.

• Outfit time un!

• Ok um…roaring twenties!

• This is so Emel coded. Aw I kinda miss her a lil.

• That poem chile…Max you gotta go😭😭😭

• Claudia toying with Liam and Max lame asses ughh that’s my muva DOWN.

• Team Shawn and Kyle actually cuz Liam and Max fucking suck omg. Also yes Kyle romancers you’ve converted me a little bit, he’s cute.

• Pushing Liam in the pool wasn’t enough tbh like he needs to drown I’m sorry.

• “I can’t stop thinking about last night” You mean when I kicked you out and slept alone Shawn? Ok.

• Bro this same shit happened last season what the fuck did I need to put on a dress for just to go speak to niggas??? Fusebox will do anything for a bag😭

• Anyways, outfit time deux!

• Werk!

• Great! Now I have to deal with Liam for the rest of the season🙂

• Being forced to bring a boy back is actually so dumb. What is he gonna be there for other than to watch me ride Oakley’s dick constantly?

• As she should! Let’s not act like Theo wouldn’t JUMP at the chance to taste this coochie if I let him, please.

• Me just having the option to leave Shawn behind back at the Villa god I feel so bad. I still did it tho😛

• AHHHHH EXACTLY BOO EXACTLYYYYYY!!!

• PFFFFFFTTTTT BE FOR REAL BRUH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

• BAD BITCH PARTY OF ONE! BAD BITCH PARTY OF ONE YOUR TABLE IS READY!

• I’m sorry but-

• So glad I get to let Shawn know right away that I’m a girl on a mission and he’s just gonna have to be okay with that.

• Bitch don’t make my girl already have to slide yo ass after being back for three minutes.

• The daybeds chat ughhkdkdksns just give him back to me already like y’all keep playing with me!

• Ok first off, I looooove Hazel already she’s so cutesy and fun and girlypop. Second off, I really don’t give a fuck what happened while I was gone cuz at the end of the day…Sienna is NOT badder than me…like at all.

• Outfit time trois!

• Cheetah print so I can show this ho just how fast I can reclaim my man oh exactly!

• Bea sis I love you but you can’t be mad at Liam for being an ignorant fool when you brought said ignorant fool in here like…

• Ooo wait this different scenario options for different LIs gave me Choices tease for a second…why they can’t do this more often???

• This shit had me giggling and kicking my feet god I love this man.

• Hazel and Hari are lowkey goals I love this.

• LMAOOOOOOO LAME ASS🫵🏽🤣

• Uhhhh Luna don’t be mad just cuz I got the attention of four niggas in here and you only got the attention of one. We may have made up but TRUST I got enough smoke for you and Sienna!

• Everybody just watched Oakley and I share this romantic ass, dramatic ass, chick flick ass kiss but they still gon act like there’s a chance I want somebody else I hate it here.

• Course it was Liam that started the big blow up.

• How dare y’all assume I’d rat my bestie Claudia out omg?

• Them bringing my name up in that argument between Theo and Claudia just for it to not even mean anything…like I said earlier anything for a fucking bag.

• You’re telling me Jin and Luna were actually able to end their pointless arguement in a time frame of under two minutes this time? Wow shit really is changing around here.

• AHHHHH YOU MAD🫵🏽😝

• Oh brother can we just tell Oakley that we’d never cheat on him and get to fucking already jesus why do we have to wait for that AGAIN???

[j-worlds-blog]

Baby fever 🤒

Lately Melo has been on a high sex drive. Usually it was normal for him to be horny here and there, but for the past week it’s been none stop sex day and night.

Tonight you were getting ready for bed while Melo was cleaning up the living room after y’all just watched a movie. You were really tired and ready for bed, you worked a 8 hour shift and just watched a 2 hour movie, and you have to be up at 6:30 in the morning. Now of course Lamelo knew you were tired so he came upstairs and got settled in bed too. After a few minutes you finally drifted off to sleep, but your sleep was interrupted by someone (or something) poking you in the backside.

Baby stop poking me please, I was sleeping good.

Sorry mamas can’t help it

Melo I’m tired, please stop messing around

Mamas please it’ll be quick, I’ll do all the work.

Lamelo!

Please baby just go back to sleep and I’ll be gentle

Fine, but if you get rough your sleeping in the guest room

Ok thx baby

Melo slid your panties to the side and pushed his way in slowly, he couldn’t stop thinking about how you would look with your belly full and round while carrying his child, one of his teammates just has a baby and he couldn’t help but try to get you pregnant every chance he got. Even though he hasn’t told you how he felt, he figured you felt the same. As he was thinking of your body being different, like your boobs swelling twice the size they already were, he could feel you clench on his dick as you were falling in and out of consciousness, he tried to stay quiet as he came close to his nut. Thrusting into you a few more times and then spilling himself all into you. He kept himself inside you so none would fall out. Then he fell asleep short after.

When you woke up early the next morning you were sore, you made a mental note to tell Melo that you needed a break from any sexual activity for a while. You were having a hard time enjoying it when you weren’t even recovered from your previous actions. You had a feeling as why he was fucking you like a rabid animal every chance he got, his friend just had a baby and was saying how wonderful fatherhood has been so far, of course Melo took everything to heart, so he was trying to get you pregnant. So you made a decision to talk to him about it when you got home from work.

You got home around 4:00 and decided to make a simple dinner, spaghetti and salad. As you were cooking you heard Melo coming in through the garage.

Hey mama watcha cooking

Hey baby, I’m making some spaghetti and salad

Mm sound good, but you know what else sounds good?

He came up to you and put his arms around your waist.

Baby listen, I love having sex with you, I really do, but it isn’t exactly enjoyable when we do it three times a day all week long. I need a break honey, I’m really sore.

Oh, I’m sorry babe I didn’t mean to hurt you. I just really been enjoying having time with you before i have to leave for a game.

Melo.. I know that’s not the whole reason. I know you want a baby. But you nutting in me everyday isn’t gonna make it happen faster.

I’m sorry, I know I should’ve told you, I just get jealous when everybody talks about how great fatherhood is, I wanna experience it.

I know baby, but we’re still young, we got plenty of time to have plenty of kids. Just give me a few days to heal and then we can try again.

Okay, but next time I’m making love to you baby.

Mmm sounds great, now let’s eat.

The end. I hope you like it, and leave comments and more requests 💜

[bosmerbitch]

Hey ho! My name is Sky and I am here to play videogames and write videogame fanfiction like a proper adult!

My current fic is A Collection of Honest Compliments, wherein Sephina (Tav) and Astarion find their footing together and become a ridiculously sappy yet insanely dangerous power couple! Read it here!

Here’s the OC lineup:

Sephina

- tired of dealing with the party but is the only adult with half a braincell so she ends up being the one to make the most decisions

- insanely, nearly toxicly loyal to a fault to two people: her adoptive sister Lya and quickly Astarion (he reminds her of Lya and thus he has an easy in)

- she’s super normal and not at all hiding anything whatsoever. Haha 😳

- uses a mask of indifference to come across as neutral when in reality she’s actually rather ruthless

- “murder’s fine if it’s the best option”

- “can everybody please just get along” (← does not give a rat’s ass about anyone except two people and actively is ready to kill everyone else if they get in the way too much; understandably does not want people to know this, but is also getting a headache from all the bickering)

- compartmentalized trauma so often that she seems okay and well-adjusted until suddenly she really isn’t

- Anger management issues but like for actual reasons outside of her control

- just as fucked up as her adoptive sister and hides it under the mask of flirtation

- her and Astarion are too much alike in many respects and so they turn into 5 year olds pulling pigtails

- “fucking try me, asshole” (← will actively murder anyone who gets in the way of or hurts herself or her sister)

- impulsive but like she gets a pass because her life fucking sucked. And still sucks

- Actively freaking out at all times that she will lose her only family left in her life to a fucking tadpole of all things, not doing great

- Karlach is so very much her type that she can’t help but want to fuck her, but also hot tiefling is A+ distraction from certain doom

- the pairing is technically straight but they are Most Definitely Not and it Shows

- tadpoles have fucked with certain things that have to do with control; Astarion’s is the impulses he has to touch her, and thus an agreement between them is struck that touching is ok. Snowballs from there

- smitten best friends that disgust and confuse the whole party with their weird touchy-ness and habit of whispering and laughing like mean girls in highschool to each other

- we’ll admit how fucked up we are to each other but no one else. Deal? Deal

- hi I would kill for you :3 would you like me to? Is this person bothering you? Can I murder them? Pwease 🥺

- power hungry man meets powerful shortie who’ll whisper sweet nothings in his ear and make him actually interested in sex again because all she wants to do is make him feel good. Through cute bonding moments, plus murder and mayhem of course

- somehow the most romantic gentle couple even though they are. So fucked up. Like SO fucked up

[likeadevils]

2003 Lover Diaries Transcripts

Mar 23, 2003- Wyomissing, PA

Ok, where did I leave off? Friday. Ok, on Friday in school we had a “Code Red” drill. That’s when someone comes into the school and everybody gets freaked out and the teachers move all the students to the back of the room and turn off the lights. That night I had to babysit Austin while mom + dad went to a Vonda Shepard concert. Saturday mom and I got up early to go to NY for an hour ½ voice lesson. On the way we listened to a CD that mom bought from the concert the night before. It was this band called Sugarland and the lead singer is this girl that’s really good. I like their one song called “Baby Girl”

May 17, 2003- Wyomissing, PA

Hey. Today Mom and I went to New York. We talked and laughed all the way up and parked in a garage near my voice lesson. We walked to her apartment and we worked on Smoky Black Nights after doing all of her warmups. I didn’t do it well @ first but she said that the song was “ingenious.” Cool. After mom and I went to this cowboy/western store nearby. We got a white shirt that buttons up, jeans, and a white T w/notes in it. Then we had pizza at a pizza place and walked back to the car stopping @ Tasti D-Lite, our FAVORITE ice cream store. It’s kosher, non-cholesterol, Extremely tasty, dreamy, frozen yogurt, and only 40 calories. Does it get any better than that? Then we went home and got movies. You know, sometimes I think about what my first kiss is going to be like. It’s going to be great and romantic. I’m such a romantic. I just dream about looking into someone’s eyes and feeling something I’ve never felt before, you know? I just never was able to put a face to my fantacy. But something tells me that my first kiss really far away from happening! Because the guys in our school aren’t even worth worrying about. They are all in it for one thing and I think you know what is, sex. I guess I’ll be okay without a first kiss!! XOXO Taylor

May 19, 2003- Wyomissing, PA

Oh I was SUCH a b**** today! When mom picked me up, she was late again because she thought I had Varsity Singers. I was nasty to everybody!! Oh, I tried to practice my songs for Nashville, but I completely psyched myself out and broke down crying. I don’t know if I can do this. I want it so bad but I get so scared of what might not happen! When I miss notes, I dive bomb and the whole thing goes crashing down. I just have to breathe in … and breath out … breathe in …. relax, Nashville is not going to kill me … I can handle it. I’m okay. I’ll be fine. I’m young. I’m talented. They’ll see it in me. I’ll be ok. I’ve got to hang on. Can’t worry. I’m only 13. I’m allowed to make mistakes, right? Oh, this is a lot to handle. Taylor XOXO P.S. Pray for a better day tomorrow!

Jun 5, 2003- Wyomissing, PA

Hey Journal, I had to sing @ the Garden Party today so Mom and I went to the field and got some of the equipment set up. Then we went home and I got ready. When we got there, all of my friends were there, and they helped set up (kind of). I started my show and in one first three chords of the first song, my guitar pick broke in half and flew out of my hands! There was this huge silence! It was awful! I had to bend over and pick it up in front of everyone! And while I was singing, this guy was shouting stuff like, “Go on, b*#@h! Sing that country bullsh*t! Go on motherf*cker!” It was awful. After the Garden Party, we all went to the Reading Hospital to visit Nanny. She looks worse everytime we go. I sang I Used to Fly, A Little More Like you and Same Girl for Nanny and her roommate, Penny. Penny has liver cancer and is bald from chemo. All of the nurses loved listening to it. It went really well. Then we went home and I worked on a song called Not One day. It’s ok, but I don’t know. Taylor Swift

Jun 19, 2003- Nashville, TN

Hey Diary, This morning, I woke up and I went over to RCA records and did a small showcase and “chatted” with them. We talked to this girl and she was really hip and cool with me. They really liked me and said they would call on Monday because she would be on vacation that weekend. Then we headed over to Capitol Records and met with the president and vice president of the company. They totally flipped out over me! They even said I was the most talented 13-year-old they had ever seen! They told me that I should be thanking God every day for the incredible gift he gave me. Well, I appreciate the compliment, but then they followed it up with “I’d just hate to see you jump into this right now and have a short-lived career.” They very politely agreed that country is directed to 35-year-olds. Radio just doesn’t play teens. That’s where I’m gonna prove them wrong! Well, he took me on a tour of the building and gave me about 25 cds of Capitol’s artists. Isn’t that nice? Then we went back to the hotel and then we went to the Bluebird Cafe, this cafe where like 4 songwriters go in and sing their songs. We sat all the way in the back. I have a radio call, meeting with Warner, and flight to catch tomorrow. I need my sleep!! Taylor I have a good feeling about RCA! <3

Jun 24, 2003- Wyomissing, PA

Hey Diary, I got a record deal! AHHHHH! RCA records in Nashville wants to give me a development deal!!! We were taking Sassy to the airport (late) and when we headed home, we stopped at a Taco Bell. My manager called us on Mom’s cell and she gave the phone to me. He had Dad on conference call. He started out by saying, “Well, we got follow ups on all of the labels. And they think you need a couple years to grow so they can put you on the radio … Except for RCA, who wants to sign you!! Congratulations!” I was going crazy. I cried. I guess I never really expected to get one! It’s a development deal, but those are the only details we have. I told a bazillion people! We were making CDs for a New Hampshire concert I have Friday til 2:00 AM tonight. AHHH! Record deal! R • C • A baby! Taylor

Aug 25, 2003- Wyomissing, PA

Hey, Today was my first day of school! And you won’t believe how much better 8th grade is than 7th!! The real problem last year was the grade above us, and now they’re 9th graders so we never see them. I love being older than the 7th graders! I never knew how stupid I must have looked, carrying around that HUGE book bag running and bumping into everybody trying to get to class on time! Okay, here’s my schedule! 1. Accel. integrated studies 2. science 3. american studies 4. latin 1 LUNCH 5. Accel. English 6. Accel Math 7. Intro. Computer studies 8. Chorus/Gym I think I might just live through this year!! I just hope I can keep up. My locker is 117 and my combination is 35-8-27. I love being older! I think my teacher’s gonna give me a spotlight solo in chorus! This year could be fun. I don’t care what people think of me now because I won’t let them bring me down. <3 Taylor

Oct 15, 2003- Wyomissing, PA

Hey, I really have decided that school is a big disappointment. It's only cool when you're popular. I'm not. It's only cool when you have a boyfriend. It's cool when everybody likes you. I don't have that. But my extracurricular "life" is what really matters to me. I guess I'm just not good enough for people my own age. Or maybe I'm not bad enough? [peace sign] Taylor Swift XOXO <3

(2003 • 2004 • 2005 • 2006 • 2007 & 2008 • 2009 • 2010 • 2011 • 2012 • 2013 • 2014 • 2015 • 2016 & 2017)

[cwritesforfun]

JJ Maybank x Fem!Reader: I’m Madly In Love With You

You’re a Kook, but you’re his Kook. You’ve been dating for 6 months and it’s been amazing. Your family loves him and so do you. Except, he doesn’t know that you love him. And … you don���t know he loves you too. 

Y/N = Your Name **I do not own the Outer Banks characters**

JJ’s POV

I knock on Y/N’s front door and wait. I wonder what she’s wearing today and what snack she has for me. She looks really good in red. I mean she looks good in every color, but wow red! Hot! I love my girlfriend. Shit, I love her. I need to tell her, but how? If she opens the door, do I just say it? That will ruin the fun day we had planned with my friends if she doesn’t feel the same. She has to, right? Or else why would we keep dating? I’m stressing myself out for no reason. Calm down JJ. My friends love her, which is fun because Y/N gets invited to all of our outings. She brings food or snacks every time. Sometimes her mom even sends us with extra stuff they have because she knows we don’t always eat real food. I love her family too. They accept me and love me.

The door swings open and it’s Y/N’s mom. She exclaims “JJ! Good to see you, sweetheart! Y/N should be ready for your boat day soon. I have no idea why it’s taking forever. Please come in. She’s in her bedroom. And make sure not to forget the snacks.” I step inside, give her a brief hug, and head to Y/N’s bedroom.

I open the door and see Y/N pacing the room. I jokingly exclaim “Uh oh she’s pacing! Everybody panic!” Y/N snaps her attention to me and half smiles before she then keeps pacing. I stop in front of her and and grab her hands with mine before I ask “Babe, talk to me. What’s up?” She answers “I don’t know. I just feel sort of jittery and off today. I keep overthinking every single thing that I’ve done. It took me 20 minutes to decide on oatmeal for breakfast. I have no idea why it was such a struggle to decide that. I’m still in my pajamas, JJ. I don’t even have a bathing suit on or my bag packed.” I reply “Ok here’s what we’re going to do. Do you trust me?” She answers “Of course I do.” I reply “Great, I’ll pick out your bathing suit and you’ll look great because you look great in everything. Then, I’ll help pack your bag and we’ll go hang on the boat. You can drink a little and maybe that will take the edge off. My friends love having you around, so don’t worry about being someone you’re not.” She half smiles and replies “Okay.”

I hand her a red bikini and I shoo her off to change. I grab denim shorts and one of my shirts that she has for her to wear today. I toss it to her when she walks out. I help her pack a few extra things and we grab the snacks from her mom.

I hand Y/N my helmet and I help her get on my motorcycle. I get on, I feel her arms wrap around my waist, and we drive off to the Chateau.

As soon as we arrive, I notice Kie pacing around. Why is everyone pacing?! I exclaim “Someone please tell me why everyone is pacing.” Kie replies “Shut up JJ! I have a lot on my mind…. Ooh, I like your outfit Y/N.” Y/N replies “Thanks. JJ picked it out. I was stress-pacing this morning.” Pope says “I have a great idea, guys. Let’s go on the boat.” John B replies “But shots first. We need to take the edge off.” I smile and say “That’s my kind of move. Let’s do it.” John B pours us all alcohol in random cups and we throw it back.

We get on the boat and I make sure to put the snacks from Y/N’s mom in the cooler along with extra drinks. We’re set for the day.

I get behind the wheel and I pull Y/N to sit on the seat, so if I lean back, I lean between her legs. I like being close to her and I know it is clingy, but I love having some part of me touching some part of her at all times. 

We cruise around the water for awhile letting the breeze run through our hair and just enjoying each other’s company. 

I pull us to a dock and we stop for a bit, so we can all jump in the water. 

Y/N pulls off her shirt and shorts. Kie compliments her bathing suit and she once again compliments me for picking it out. Kie smiles at me and says “I didn’t know you were so into fashion, JJ.” I reply “I just like the color red on Y/N. I can’t help that she looks good in everything... and nothing.” Y/N starts chasing me and I dive into the water before she can get me.  Everyone jumps in and we swim for awhile. 

After swimming, we eat the sandwiches from Y/N’s mom and we down the hard seltzers we brought. 

We ride around for awhile before we go back to the Chateau. Y/N offers to buy 2 pizzas if we can pitch in a tip for the delivery driver and give her some money. She honestly is the best. My little sugar mommy;)

2 pizzas and some beers later, we all find ourselves around a fire pit and chilling by the fire. Kie, Sarah, and Y/N have been talking near the boat for a while.

Pope asks “What could they be talking about for so long?” I answer “No idea. Girls are girls. Hopefully they are confiding in each other about why they were all stressed this morning.” John B replies “Ah, so Y/N has said nothing about it?” I answer “She said she just woke up jittery and stressed. She does sometimes, but this time has made her not herself. I was worried. I just want her to confide in someone even if it’s Kie or Sarah.” Pope replies “Gross, you two are so cute.” I playfully shove him causing him to laugh. Pope then asks “Don’t hit me, but have you told Y/N that you love her yet?” I sigh and answer “No.” John B replies “Take it from me, just say it. The future is too uncertain to not say you love her.” I reply “Wow, buzzkill alert. Shit, here they come. Haha, you are so funny, Pope.” Pope looks at me confused and pretends to laugh along with me.

Sarah immediately slides next to John B and they kiss. Pope says “PDA Alert!” Y/N sits next to me on the hammock and I ask “Do you want to kiss too?” She smiles and answers “Of course I do.” I lean in and smile into my kiss with her.

As the night ends, we clean up outside and start heading inside. I turn to Y/N and ask “Can you spend the night tonight?” Y/N answers “Yes I can. My mom said I could.” I reply “Good. I want to cuddle and I sleep better when I’m with you.” She smiles and replies “You’re so cute. I lo... I love cuddling with you.” Was she about to say she loves me?! 

We make it to my makeshift bedroom at the Chateau and we change into our pajamas. Y/N walks over to me and I say “The bed is so cold without you. Hurry and get in.” She laughs and slides into the bed. She wraps her arms around my stomach and I kiss her on the head. I have to tell her.

I exclaim “I need to tell you something.” Y/N sits up off my chest and looks into my eyes. I say “I really don’t want to lose you. Please keep that in mind.” She takes my hands and says “JJ, you’re worrying me. Are you okay?” I say “It’s not a bad thing necessarily... I guess it would be sad for me maybe... I just really have enjoyed these last 6 months of spending time with you. You’ve become someone very special to me and are the reason that I want to keep living to see another day. You brighten my day with your smile and your kind words. Y/N, I’ve loved you since the day I first laid eyes on you. I’m madly in love with you and I want to keep spending our days together. You are my everything truly. If you don’t feel the same way, please tell me, so I can move on.”  She drops my hands and asks “Do you really think I don’t love you?” I shrug and reply “I mean...” She quickly places her hands on either side of my face and says “Babe, it’s you. It’s always been you. I am so in love with you, JJ Maybank.” She leans in and I close the distance as we kiss.

I end up finding out that she was stressed this morning about how I’d react to her loving me. 

[pitviperofdoom]

I finally remember why I didn't return to Mariel of Redwall a lot back when I was reading and rereading my Redwall books until they fell apart, and it's because Mother Mellus frustrated the hell out of me.

Like. Okay. Mariel gets her memories back and decides to go back and take on Gabool the Wild so he can't hurt anyone else like he hurt her, Dandin says "great, I'm going with you" and Mellus immediately vetoes that. Which, ok yeah it's annoying but it's understandable, Dandin's an abbey kid and it's Mellus's job to take care of abbey kids, even if that means preventing them from running off on dangerous quests.

But then! That's when Martin the Warrior steps in, pops in to Simeon's dreams to say "ACTUALLY Dandin's my pick for Sword Wielding Abbey Badass, here's the sword, just slip this to him and play it cool when he sneaks out, thanks bud you're doing great love you"

And then the next day when they realize Dandin's gone, Mellus is up in arms about it and vowing to go after that little rapscallion and drag him back home by the ear and tan his hide for being a disobedient little wretch, when Simeon--and keep in mind! Simeon is an old and venerable member of the Abbey's leadership! this guy commands respect for good reason!--Simeon's like "oh yeah, no, it's cool, actually it turns out he's the Chosen One, and--hey you know that legendary sword that we lost track of? Yeah Martin gave it to him, it's fine, there's prophecy stuff going on and we better not mess with it--"

And Mellus just. Stands up right when Simeon is starting to tell them this and basically says "WELP I'm gonna go to bed and tomorrow morning I'm proceeding with that drag-him-home-and-tan-his-hide plan, goodnight everybody" and straight up WALKS OUT while Simeon is explaining that the legendary warrior spirit of the Abbey gave Dandin the okay to go questing.

When I was a kid I was mentally screaming at her to turn her ass around and fucking listen to what Simeon is saying, it's relevant to your concerns--and I am doing the same thing now. And obviously Mellus doesn't get the chance to go after Dandin because Graypatch rolls up shortly after, but I couldn't help wondering how it would've gone down if she had. Would Dandin have successfully argued his case, or would Martin have had to pop into Mellus's dreams to tell her to lay off?

This was especially infuriating when I was a kid and saw myself in Dandin's place, and resented Mellus for dismissing him without a thought, without considering that he might be old enough to be ready. And it's infuriating now because I just read Redwall so this brings to mind Matthias and Constance, another young-mouse-and-responsible-badger pair, and by contrast Constance respected Matthias pretty much from the jump and didn't just shut him down for being a kid when he started making tough calls.

So yeah, Mellus, not one of my favorites. Not as bad as Banjon Wildlough but still frustrating to read.

[prince-liest]

The last bus stop in hell is a new favourite. I went absolutely insane when I realised what the fuck Alastor did to get out. The gun shots felt genuinely shocking, I could feel just how angry and out of control Alastor felt when he pulled the trigger and it wasn't even from his perspective!!!!! Genuinely think the fact that you've written this from Angel's pov was a genius move, it keeps the mystery of not ever quite knowing what Alastor's thinking that we have in canon whilst still letting us feel just how angry and violated and reactionary Alastor is in that moment when he lifts the gun and tells Val to beg so he can force Val into a position of weakness and kill him like that. Waffhdhdhgv going crazy stupid. Genuinely think Alastor's pov would have made this a tougher sell (you've kept the fic really kind despite everything. You haven't dragged pain out for the sake of showing pain and I think it works.)

Thinking about how Val uses what he taught Angel, how in your fic Angel mirrors Val is so many little ways because he learnt everything from him and yet still, Angel is a genuinely kind, caring individual despite everything when Val so obviously... Isn't

Thinking about the fact that as proven here, Alastor could look like shit and still no one would dare to so much as look at him too long

Thinking about how genuinely good husk is to still want to make sure "Alastor's" going to be ok even though he's scared shitless. thinking about how kind he is to Angel

Also LOVING the little. Anon culture you have built here. Giving myself a call sign emote.

- ☠️ -spirits

It's 8am and I've already been awake for 4 hours and the brain cells I have remaining just want to go /cups hands around this ask and holds it close to my heart

You have pinpointed so many of the things I was hoping to convey in this story and it just gives me the warm and fuzzies. I was a little unsure about how the subject matter of this fic would be received and y'all have consistently made me very happy I decided to write it. Just. Heart emoji!! Thank you, anon! (Also what a great emoji to choose, hahaha. The anon culture kinda built itself, ILY guys and also cannot believe there are so many!)

Speaking of which: MORE ASKS UNDER THE CUT! If you sent me something about the fic last night it's probably down there!!

THE NEW CHAPTER WAS INSANEE ???? SCREAMING OH MY GOD ALASTOR STRAIGHT UP SHOT VALENTINO ??? (until he was nothing but mush 😨) speechless beyond words but it was SO good and cathartic omg i was literally on the edge of my seat in suspense 😭😭😭

Hahaha, thank you so much! Honestly absolutely lovely to hear—I think the general response to this chapter can be summarized as "oh my god" and this pleases me immensely. 💛

Angel Dust finally being able to cry when Husk backed away from him, ouch my heart 😭 Also Alastor not being able to use any of his usual radio demon powers but still managing to be the scariest person in the room. Very well written. I don't usually read stuff this dark but I'm really glad I decided to.

Huskerdust are my little gold vein of goodness threading through the horrible bedrock of the rest of this fic, haaa, and I really wanted that moment of catharsis for Angel himself... and YES!! Alastor was a scary motherfucker before he ever became the Radio Demon and I'm so glad that came through. Is he okay? No. But he's ready to make that everybody else's problem.

Thank you for taking a chance on this very murdered dove! I am genuinely very flattered to have the opportunity to make a dark fic a nonetheless good read for you!

An absolutely stellar chapter, as always! Your writing kills it every time and your descriptions are staggering in their detail! I adore how many emotions you made me go through during Alastor's entrance alone; from realizing that he escaped on his own, learning that his leg was injured in the process, to finding out that his mouth is bloodied. I crumpled on into myself. Agh! Of *course* he'd chew through it rather than just breaking/snapping it off. Truly a one of a kind man. So much showing without telling! It's all wonderful and your work is always such a delight to read. I'm not normally one who physically reacts to writing, but wow some of the scenes in this chapter had me flinching! This was most definitely a ramble that I could have simply commented under the chapter itself; all that to say that I am very excited for the next chapter and all of the aftermath to follow! 💫💫💫💫💫

P.S. Thank you for giving Alastor a gun. It is what he deserves. ❤️

Alastor DOES deserve a gun, ehehehe. Honestly so pleased that this has stood out to you as an example of showing without telling specifically because Angel Dust's extremely traumatized POV has been godly for opportunities to do that and it's been a very fun way to write. Gosh, this ask just means a lot to me in general, thank you SO much for your lovely words!

[elgascreamslikehell]

Just because I'm spending whole day singing 'I wanna die wanna die' here's a little fluff from the top of my head

Still have no Idea of current rating system so pg? Like nothing cruel only fluff and mi-mi-mi

'You love Buck!'

Eddie knew. Like for a long time. And he means long time as years now. So that wasn't a surprise or anything. He just doesn't understand why it could possibly matter.

'Well, yes. So what's your point?'

Peppa stares at him with her special 'mi sobrino is an idiot' look.

'I spent so much time to find you a perfect date. What for?'

'Still have no idea what are you talking about, you was bored maybe?'

'Edmundo! You're in love with this nice boy. I'm fine with it, i just don't understand why did you keep it a secret? You know i love you and I'm always on your side'.

Eddie nodded. Well, he is in love... kinda. But still, what could anything about it possibly do with his dating life

'I haven't kept it a secret, i just don't understand why could it matter'

Peppa scoffed

'Fine. At least you tried to face the reality. Not in a right way but still. Let me find you a fine boy then, i have a friend, her nephew is really nice young man... And he's also pretty. Not as pretty as you of course.'

'Peppa, just stop. You really think i can't find somebody by myself? I just don't need anyone'

'Mijo, you need someone so bad it looks pathetic! So no arguing, I'll update you when you have a date!

Eddie exhaled. Arguing with her anyway was senseless, if she decided something nobody can stop her.

***

'And that's how i have a date tonight. With some random guy named Alberto, who in their right mind would name their child Alberto?!'

'My brother's name is Albert, so i can give you a list'

'It's not Alberto, this 'o' in the end is just...'

'Well, Edmundo... You just don't wanna go on this date. With the guy. Actually, congratulations, you came out so smoothly i didn't even get it on the first time. I'm so proud of you'

'That's not the point, but thanks, Hen. I just... I mean I'm grown up man, can i decide something in my private life alone?'

'From your previous experiences - no.'

'Thanks, Bobby. Really helpful. By the way, Buck, you're surprisingly quiet. Is everything alright?'

Everyone just turn to him

'Yes, I'm fine. I hope your date would be great. I'd really love to see you happy.'

'But i am happy?!'

Buck just nodded with so much of visible attitude that Eddie was ready to start defending his imaginary happiness. Bobby saved the day, of course.

'If you say so. Okay, team. Work is calling'

***

'Still don't wanna go?'

'Try to guess. Buck, do you need a lift?'

'Nah, I'm good, thanks, i have a ton of plans with one of my favourite persons today'

Everybody seem intrigued. Eddie exhaled loudly

'My son. He's taking Chris to the natural history museum. And i should go to some bar. Maybe i also want to go to the museum'

'You hate museums!'

'But i.. ok, fine. I hate museums so i should drink myself to the oblivion, nice'

'Well, actually no. You can just have a good time.'

'Yeah. When i come up with some sweet excuses why I'm not interested in this guy'

'You've never met him before!'

'So?'

This discussion is going nowhere

***

'Listen, i know you're getting ready for your big date...'

'Shut up and get to the point already'

Eddie puts him on speaker and threw away another shirt. He hates everything about this date but somehow he wants to look impressive. Why? What's wrong with him? Okay, this shirt is good. Buck loves it. But he's not dating Buck...

'I mean, did you know, the stairs in the museum are also... Historical?.. and slippery...'

'Chris?!'

Eddie dropped the tie he started to knot. Maybe it's for the best, who wears a tie to the bar, even if it's a fancy bar.

'O my god, no, of course not. Sorry if i scared you!'

'Buck. Back to business. Slippery stairs?'

'I sprained my ankle. It's not that bad but i was asking if you're fine i stay with Chris at your place instead? I'm not sure i can go further with museum walking. And Chris's pace'

'You shouldn't ask. Ever. Okay, I'll be there in...'

He opens uber app

'Thirty minutes or so. Are you sure you don't need ambulance?'

'I sprained my ankle, it's not that I'm dying! And what do you mean you'll be here? I can drive!'

'Yeah, sure. I'll be there anyway, so wait for me'

'But your date..'

'See you'

Eddie hung up, types quick message 'Sorry, i have an emergency' and called uber

***

'Well, it's not broken from the first glance but we're heading to the ER anyway. Give me the keys'

'I know it's not broken, i told you. So...'

'Buck, i can't recall asking you. Chris, go to the car. Did you have fun?'

'It was awesome, do you know T-rex and brachiosaurus have never met?!'

'Interesting. Give me my first aid kit please'

'What are you doing?!'

'Try to guess. Put on a tight bandage on your ankle. You're taking back seat to have your leg steady. Can you go or... nevermind'

Looking to the limping Buck was so unpleasant... And he moves so slowly! That Eddie has no choice other than carries him to the Jeep.

***

'I told you it's not broken!'

'And yet i wanna be sure. Okay, take your papers and let's go. Do you want to get some food on the way?'

'I can cook!'

'No you're not. You should keep your ankle in peace and comfort, so no kitchen work for you. I was thinking tacos. And a big bucket of ice cream'

'Sounds... Great, actually. But your date?'

'Forget it. Okay, you're so slow...'

'Don't you dare to carry me again! Edds, cut it! Put me down!'

Buck's laughs so lightly Eddie feels his heart melting. And even if he would never recover from that - he would never change this moment for anything.

***

'Why have we never watched Jurassic park before?'

'Well, i just thought as your museum experience wasn't so great... You can at least watch a movie about somebody with more problems? And now, Chris, it's time for bed!'

Chris yawned and headed to the bathroom with no arguing what was actually new for him. Or he was just really tired.

'It's your bed time also, Buck. But firstly you need to take another painkiller.'

Buck makes his special puppy eyes and smiles

'And then you get me another pillow here? For, you know, my ankle?'

'Why would i bring here pillows if you'd not be here?'

Buck freezes and his smile is literally vanished

'What do you mean?'

'I said. Bed time. Not couch time. We should have also checked your head cause you definitely lost your cognitive ability'

'..oh'

'Do you think you can manage the big journey to the bedroom or..'

'I can! It's not so bad, really, you saw that, doctor said tomorrow I'll be fine! Edds, please, don't carry me around anymore!'

Fuck Eddie loves his laugh. He loves everything about him.

And he forgot to call Peppa. Tomorrow, he'll do it tomorrow, anyway she already knew that he skipped the date, it doesn't matter when they could have an argue on that. Cause of course, Buck's ankle wasn't that bad. It wasn't a real emergency.

But to be fair... He has no regrets at all.

***

'Hey, Eddie! So, what's about your date night? Judging by your smile i can suspect it wasn't that bad?'

He smiles to Hen, taking the cup from her hands

'Actually...It was surprisingly good'

'Really? Which bar were you at?'

'No bars. We were at home, watching movie and eating ice cream. It was nice ice cream and actually i like Jurassic park.'

'Sounds.. cosy. But what's about this guy, do you like him?'

He paused for a second.

'I love him'

Chim whistled

'That's big! Maybe a little bit fast but...'

And here's Buck. It took him surprisingly long time to park that time. His ankle is fine - he still has a bandage but at least he is not limping anymore. And he even went to the loft to get his sketchers.

'Hey, guys! Oh, Eddie, you're already here. Sorry that I've ruined your date but I was thinking maybe we can watch second Jurassic park movie after shift? If you're not planning to give your date another chance, of course. Erhm. Guys? Why are you staring at me?'

Hen coughs

'Eddie was just telling us about his perfect date. With movie and ice cream....'

Chim nodded with enthusiasm till Eddie tries to drown himself in his cup

'Yap. Eddie said he loves the guy!'

'But..but he wasn't on date... I mean... Eddie?!'

'Mhm?'

'Why did you say that?'

'Cause, Evan, I'm not a liar?'

'Okay...'

Buck's face became red as the engine behind him

'We can talk after shift, if you'll be in a mood but really, Buck, there's nothing to discuss'

It's so obvious for him that there's a lot to discuss but Eddie looks at him in a strange way... And yes, this is not that kind of discussion he would like to share with the team.

***

They were in the changing room after the shift when Buck starts again

'Why didn't you tell that to me first?'

'Didn't tell you what? That i love you and i can't imagine my life without you? Maybe it's non of your business?!'

Buck chokes on air. How can he forget Eddie's main line of defence usually is attack?

'Why so?'

'Cause I don't want to ruin our friendship.'

'Than i ruin it myself!'

***

'How do you think, if they even remember we're still here?'

'I think you need to give them space.'

'Bobby?! When did you get here?'

'Five minutes ago. Hen, what are you filming?!'

'Family archive'

'No, you don't! Get yourself out of here now, that's an order!'

***

'I beg you not to. I'm sorry, Evan. I really don't want to lose you. Ever. So I'm fine with the friendship if you're capable of doing so, knowing... That'

'I don't want to be your friend'

Buck see how Eddie's face goes grey. Like small light in him just burnt out in a second.

'I understand. I'm really sorry'

'Shut up. I don't want to be your friend and i don't want you to be my friend. Only because i want you to be my life. I want you to be happy, i want to make you happy, i want watching movies with you, hell, i want to live my life with you. And see Chris growing up. I want all of this. With you. I just have no idea i even have a chance!'

Eddie smiles a little

'Why didn't you ask then?!'

'...I didn't want to ruin our friendship...'

Eddie starts laughing

'Ruin it for fuck sake!'

Actually Buck has been thinking of this for several hours straight. He thought of doing this for several years now but constantly thinks from the second Eddie carried him to the car. So it is surprisingly easy for him to push Eddie to the locker and kiss. And kiss. And again. Like he was trying to catch up on something. Based on Eddie's reaction - he was for it.

Buck opened his eyes when kiss is abruptly stopped and he heard applause. He turns his head just to see three smiley faces in a small door window.

And then door opens.

***

'So, mi niño, how was your date?'

'Great, Peppa. It was great.'

'And Alberto told me you've never shown up'

Peppa smiled.

'I'm so glad for you. And i really like Evan, you know?'

'I know.'

'And now i love him even more. Cause he makes you happy'

'He does'

Eddie smiles.

'He really does'

[kitcatttt]

So me and @loveandcorruption are thinking about dubbing TPC because BREABEAR CANNOT DUB TO SAVE HER LIFE- so here’s the first episode scripted! I’ll be reblogging this with a second script with some words and sentences changed

Episode 1:

Sun: *Yawn* …Hey everyone! Welcome to the world of Paradise! Today is the Tree of Life’s 4th anniversary! Which is where we will unleash a new hero to protect Paradise! Come on everyone! Gather around the Tree of Life! It’s time! Are you ready? …Here we are! Inside the cyan part of the tree! Isn’t this exciting? You will be the one to raise and aid our new hero!

Cube: I guess so…

Cube: Come one little guy…let’s go home.

Cube: *Yawn* …what’s wrong little guy? Can’t sleep?

Cube: I see now. You must’ve had a bad dream. It’s ok little one. None of it is real.

Cube: Hmm…! I guess that’s one way to go back to sleep…I hope he’s ok.

Sun: GOOD MORNING PARADISE! Todays weather will be very foggy! So be careful everyone okay?

Heli: *Sigh* … Great. When I actually needed to see.

Heli: What the! Is that a pink mountain!?

Heli: MONSTER!!!

Cube: Okay little guy. I don’t know what was with you last night… it’s clearly not a nightmare…So is there something you need to tell me?

Cube: I can’t understand you… is there another way you can talk to me?

Cyan: TA DAAAA!!!

Cube: Amazing! Is this what you truly look like?

Cyan: Yes it is! I use my first form to get around. But I’ll stay this way so you may be able to speak to me.

Cube: Great! So what were you trying to tell me last night?

Heli: MONSTER!!! MONSTER! EVERYBODY HIDE! WHERE’S OUR HERO!?

Cyan: OH NO IS IT COMING ALREADY?! Come on! Let’s find this monster before it’s too late!

Cube: Why do I have to come..?

Cyan: I need your help! Come on!

Cyan: Just as I thought. The seal the last hero used has weakened.

Cube: Sk what do we have to do to strengthen the seal?

Cyan: I need your help to sync me and the Tree of Life together so I can have enough power to strengthen the seal.

Cube: What!? How do I do that!?

Cyan: Do not worry. It is easy! Have your hands up like you are forming an upside down triangle!

Cube: …like this?

Cyan: Yes!

Cyan: It is finished!

Cube: That’s great! So…what now? Do you have to go since the monster’s sealed again?

Cyan: Not necessarily. A hero stays as long as their caretaker’s lifespan. How about you show me around?

Cube: Sure! You’ll love it here! Everyone is very friendly!

Cyan: Wonderful! Oh! I never got your name.

Cube: Oh right! My name’s Cube. What’s yours?

Cyan: Hahaha! I was born yesterday! I don’t have a name!

Cube: OH RIGHT! I was supposed to name you… I’m sorry..! Hmmm… I’ll name you… Cyan.

Cyan: Cyan? I LOVE IT!

Dub: What a bunch of idiots. They might’ve thought I’m sealed away for good. Perfect.

Dub: At this rate I’ll be able to reach the Tree of Life. While taking control of as many shapes as I can. I hope you’re ready little hero. I got a surprise for you.

Cube: I’ll show you everything I know about Paradise. Here are the shapes that lives in our part of Paradise. The one in the blue jacket is my childhood friend and the leader of these shapes. I’ll introduce you to him. Hey Lythorus!

Lythorus: Hey Cube!

Cube: Cyan, this is Lythorus! Lythorus, this is Cyan! He’s the hero from yesterday!

Lythorus: Oh shoot he got a lot larger than yesterday! Hey Cyan!

Cyan: Hello Lythorus. This is how I am able to speak to you!

Cube: We just resealed the monster that was about to take over Paradise again.

Lythorus: Well that’s great to hear! Don’t want to see the Pink Corruption again.

Cyan: The Pink Corruption? What is that exactly?

Cube: The Pink Corruption was uh…a virus created by that monster to take control of the shapes. The virus was very contagious. Just one touch from it can infect a shape in minutes.

Lythorus: Yeah. The last time the Pink Corruption came was when Cube and I were kids.

Cube: It was terrible. We’ve seen it infect so many shapes you have no idea…

Cyan: How did you all knew about the Pink Corruption?

Lythorus: Oh boy. Well… we saw a shape just started to sweat a lot. Then he started to turn pink! And started to spread it to anyone around him!

Lythorus: I THOUGHT YOU TWO SEALED THE MONSTER!

Cube: WE DID! DIDN’T WE CYAN!?

Cube: I guess not…D-don’t worry! I know a place we can hide from them!

Cyan: I do not understand…How did they get infected?

[emisirrelevant]

WE ARE THE TIGERS WEEK DAY 7/ REUNION DAY

AHHHHHHHHH

HAPPY REUNION DAY MY FELLOW TIGERS/GILES COREY STUDENTS.

I JUST FINISHED WATCHING THE LIVESTREAM AND OMG IT WAS AMAZING.

SO AS MY POST FOR THE LAST DAY OF WATT WEEK, ENJOY MY NOTES I WROTE DURING THE LIVESTREAM:

Preston starting things off! Hello icon and legend!

YESSS GO CAROLINE!!!

MAJOR SHOUTOUT TO CAROLINE LELLOUCHE AND LEANNA (I didn't get her last name I'm sorry) FOR COVERING PARTS

COVERING FOR LIKE 4 songs 

APPRECIATE YOUR SWINGS 

AHHHH CHESS AND KATE

JENNY AND CELESTE ARE BACK I MISSED THEM

HAHAHAAA Kaitlyn holding the phone when she calls Farrah 

AWWWW ZOE AS FARRAH

GOD I MISSED THEM ALL

SHE'S GOT THE FARRAH BRAIDS

AHHHH “sure Riley, what could go wrong?” 

awww Caroline changing the way "welcome everyone" is said

OK WE'RE ON DON'T EVEN

BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE I DONT CARE

JENNY AND CELESTE YESSS

“Chords for Christ” HAHAA

“Is co-captain a thing now?” Iconic line +1

“It’s not nepotism it’s called friendship” Iconic line +2

WOAHHH A LITTLE LYRIC CHANGE? (I didn't get the words down I'm sorry but maybe someone else will remember)

SCRELTING!!

Oh god it’s Skype tomorrow time

OHHH THE WAY JENNY AND CELESTE TOTALLY GET INTO THE CHARACTERS

OH GOD BEFORE THE BREAKDOWN

CELESTE AND ZOE VOCALS!!!

OH GOD EVERYONE SINGING NOW

THE BEAUTIFUL HARMONIES 

UH THE ZOOM IN ON THE LAST LINE KNOWING WHAT HAPPENS TO CHESS AND FARRAH

“Unfortunately after that Chess is murdered” HAHA Preston narrating in between

RIP Chess now it’s abstinence song time

YESSS KAITLYN SINGGGGG

YESSS CLARK SPOTLIGHT TIME

The man has entered the plot

FOREVER FOREVER-

"or however long it takes" lol love that lil line from Clark

Their voices are great together

Awww they must have had a lot of fun singing this one together again

HHHHH

A SURPRISE?

YES PRESTON BEING REESE!

YOU CAN CHANGE THE KEY FOR TRANS ACTORS!!! (said by Preston himself, ICON!)

Ohhh Preston singing this gives it such a deep meaning and it’s so good in every way

CAROLINE NO IMMA CRY (Y'all she started crying doing the dialogue when Riley says when you're a Tiger, your team won't let you fall, anyone who breaks that promise breaks us, and then everyone in the chat got EMO)

OMG THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL

CAROLINE DID SO WELL

THEN FARRAHS SONG AFTER THAT OMG

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

BUT YES ZOE BEAUTIFUL VOCALS AS ALWAYS

OMG WALLFLOWERRRRR

Omg Wonu and Caroline did so good

The VOCALS AND RUNS

THEM GETTING HYPE IN THE END AWW

Omg DEFENSE TIME

defense, defense 

AWW LOL WONU COVERING HER LIL LYRIC SLIP AHAHA

Wonu I love you 

A national treasure

TIGER PRIDE ALWAYS

TAMPER WITH A MURDER SCENE

YESSS WONU!!! SCRELT

LEANNA AS MATTIE YESSS

I LOVE ITTTT

YESSS VOCALSSS

HAHAHA SOMEONE SAYING "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

LEANNA DID SO WELL SINGING MATTIE'S LAMENT

Oh god here we go 

“Not my usual reaction to homicide” haha Wonu as Cairo I will always love you

“Welcome back everyone” while like 3 people have died

OH GOD MOVE ON IS AFTER PHOENIX IM NOT READY

OH GOD NOOO

My heart

Kaitlyn and Jenny their voices together

UGH THE HARMONY ON "don't let go" 

ALWAYS GETS ME

AHH THE HUG AT THE END (Kaitlyn, Jenny and Celeste all hugging it out but Zoe completely missing it haha)

YESSSS SYDNEY 

SHUT UP AND CHEER TIME

AHH HER KEEPING THE GROWL ON "SHIT"

LOVE IT

SYDNEY VOCALS

EVA SANCHEZ I LOVE YOU

OMG HERE WE GO 

Haha the lines in IDK

so good 

WONU SINGING SEE YOU ALL IN HELL is my religion

YESS CAROLINE DOING THE BREAKDOWN

AHHH THE C-C-C-CUT EM

Amazing.

HHH MOVE ON REPRISE???

WE LOVE A LITTLE BIT

HHHH

OMG THE FINALE

NO NOT ALREADY

IM EMO

IM ACTUALLY SO EMO

THIS! SONG!

WE ARE THE TIGERS GO!!

Ugh seeing everyone up there singing together again MY HEART

OMG AND A LIL ENCORE

SINGING A CUT SONG OOH

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE HER

OKAY BANGER

AS EXPECTED

YESSS VOCALS

OOH FARRAH AND CAIRO HARMONIZING

THE MOTIF OF "We are the soul of the school" COMING BACK IN THIS SONG TOOO???

OMggggg I wish it didn't end

That was amazing

So WORTH the livestream ticket

Ahhhh I love this musical

WATT my beloved, you will always be loved by me.

[bishop-percival]

@head-chef-watchdog-quincy

(prev) Quincy was too busy stressing over presentation and temperature to pick up on most of the yammering the other two were doing. He would occasionally mutter under his breath to try and show he was paying attention. "I always love gifts thank you Percival.." "Albert your new Lieutenant title is incredible..." "IT IS GETTING COLD..." Once everything was set out Quincy stood up and looked down upon the two who were sat. The table was prepared with cloths and forks but there are no knives. Quincy is a somewhat infamous chef here and there, known for harming watchdogs in the name of evil with his food, however, it seems here he has actually cooked something... Delicious. It does indeed smell great and after a few brief moments of being stood he relaxes instantly upon a realization: "The meat has been given time to rest and is still rather hot. Everything is okay." Quincy opens his coat and rummages around. "I have prepared you two medium rare steaks while I myself will be eating rare. I should have asked for steak preferences earlier however it's too late for that and I wanted it to be a surprise. If any of you prefer rare you are free to share my plate." After a little rummaging he pulls something out of his coat. A rather huge knife is revealed. He now proceeds to look between the two. "...I sharpened it earlier today so it is in beautiful condition. This is my favourite knife that I use to cut my own meals. Usually, I do not clean it, it is more often than not bloodstained, however if I'm cutting everybody elses food up it would probably be appreciated by the eaters if I did not cut their food with a dirty knife. It is clean and sharp and ready to cut." Quincy comes around the table, first leaning over Percy. He holds his knife with a very confident hand, hovering it above the food and just before Percy's chest for perhaps a few seconds too long before finally cutting into the meat. It cuts straight through, Quincy makes the cleanest of cuts. The meat leaks myoglobin and at the sight of the pink-red inside he smiles. Quincy speaks, maybe a little too close to Percy's hypothetical ear. He tries to keep his voice down so he doesn't hurt Percy's eardrums. "Steak is a simple favourite. It has been cooked with butter and herbs and marinated for a day too. It has a lovely sear that I am particularly chuffed with." Quincy is complete with cutting the steak, he now holds his knife back where it was before: just above the plate. He doesn't move his body away quite yet, he looks into Percy's eye. "...Percival, is it to your liking?"

Percival glared daggers at Bert for interrupting him. And he continued glaring even as Chef Quincy leaned over from behind to cut his steak in the most awkward way possible. 

Percy only broke his glare when the chef asked him if his steak was to his liking. He tilted his head down to look at his plate. “...I prefer my steak rare as well, Chef. You and I, we like the juices. But this is fine. I’ll live with medium rare. It’s ok. Don’t worry about it. I will eat this.”

While those two were doing… that, Bert saw it as an opportunity. He made sure neither of their focus was on him before lifting up his lab coat a bit to reach into an inside pocket. He pulled out a furry green lump with three eyes, antennae, and whiskers. It was none other than his beloved rat Sherri Jr! 

Bert held Sherri Jr up to the plate. She eagerly sniffed the steak, and even managed to take a tiny bite out of it despite Bert trying to hold her far away enough to only be able to sniff it. That at least meant the steak was safe. He then held Sherri Jr up to his wine glass. She sniffed it, then flicked her tail twice. Ah… that meant that sure enough, his wine was poisoned. Bert began to worry that Chef Quincy’s wine was poisoned as well. This confirmed another reason why Bert agreed to come to this dinner in the first place; to make sure Percy doesn't harm Chef Quincy.

[mugzymiik]

SUN: *Yawn*...Hey everyone!

Welcome to the world of Paradise!

Today is the Tree of Life's 4th Anniversary! Which is where we will unleash a new hero to protect Paradise!

Come on everyone!

Gather around The Tree of Life!

It's Time!

Are you ready?

Here we are! Inside the cyan part of the tree!

Isn't this exciting?

You will be the one to raise and aid our New Hero!

CUBE: I guess so...

[INTRO]

CUBE: Come on little guy...Let's go home.

("Later that night...")

HERO: *Squeaking*

CUBE: *Yawn*...What's wrong little guy? Can't sleep?

HERO: *Squeaking*

CUBE: I see now. you must've had a bad dream. It's ok little one. None of it is real.

Hmm...I guess that's one way to go back to sleep...I hope he's ok.

SUN: GOOD MORNING PARADISE!

Today's weather will be very foggy!

So be careful everyone okay?

HELI: *Sigh*... Great, when I actually needed to see.

What the! Is that a pink mountain!?

MONSTER!!!

CUBE: Okay little guy. I don't know what was with you last night...

It's clearly not a nightmare...So is there something you need to tell me?

HERO: *Squeaking*

CUBE: I can't understand you... is there another way you can talk to me?

HERO: TA DAAAA!!!

CUBE: Amazing! Is this what you truly look like?

HERO: Yes it is! I use my first form to ger around. but I'll stay this way so you may be able to speak to me.

CUBE: Great! So what were you trying to tell me last night!

???: MONSTER!!!

HELI: MONSTER!

EVERYBODY HIDE!

WHERE'S OUR HERO!?

HERO: OH NO IS IT COMING ALREADY?!

Come on! let's find this monster before it's too late!

CUBE: Why do I have to come?

HERO: I need your help! Come on!

Just as I thought. the seal the last hero used has weakened.

CUBE: So what do we have to do to strengthen the seal?

HERO: I need your help to sync me and the Tree of Life together so I can have enough power to strengthen the seal.

CUBE: What!? How do I do that!?

HERO: Do not worry. It is easy!

Have your hands up like you are forming and upside down triangle!

CUBE: Like this?

HERO: Yes!

It is finished!

CUBE: That's great! So...What now?

Do you have to go since the monster's sealed again?

HERO: Not necessarily. A hero stays as long as their care taker's lifespan.

How about you show me around?

CUBE: Sure! You'll love it here! Everyone is very friendly!

HERO: Wonderful! Oh! I never got yoru name.

CUBE: Oh right! My name's Cube. What's yours?

HERO: Hahaha I was born yesterday! I don't have a name.

CUBE: OH RIGHT! I was suppose to name you. I'm sorry!

Hmmm...

I'll name you...

Cyan.

CYAN: Cyan? I LOVE IT!

???: What a bunch of idiots.

MONSTER: They Might've thought I'm sealed away for good.

Perfect.

At this rate I'll be able to reach the Tree of Life.

While taking control as many shapes as I can.

I hope you're ready little hero.

I got a surprise for you.

CUBE: I'll show you everything I know about Paradise.

Here are the shapes that lives in our part of Paradise.

The one in the blue jacket is my childhood friend and the leader of these shapes.

I'll introduce you to him.

Hey Lythorus!

LYTHORUS: Hey Cube!

CUBE: Cyan, this is Lythorus! Lythorus this is Cyan. he's the hero from yesterday!

LYTHORUS: Oh shoot he got alot larger than yesterday! Hey Cyan!

CYAN: Hello Lythorus. This is how I am able to speak to you!

CUBE: We just resealed the monster that was about to take over Paradise again.

LYTHORUS: Well that's great to hear! Don't want to see the Pink Corruption again.

CYAN: The Pink Corruption?

What is that exactly?

CUBE: The Pink Corruption was uh...a virus created by that monster to take control of the shapes.

The virus was very contagious, just one time from it can infect a shape in minutes.

LYTHORUS: Yeah, the last time the Pink Corruption came was when Cube and I were kids.

CUBE: It was terrible. we've seen it infect so many shapes you have no idea...

CYAN: How did you all knew wbout the Pink Corruption?

LYTHORUS: Oh boy. well...we saw a shape that just started to sweat alot.

Then he started to turn pink!

And started to spread it to anyone around him!

LYTHORUS: I THOUGHT YOU TWO SEALED THE MONSTER!

CUBE: We did! didn't we Cyan!?

I guess not...D-Don't worry! I know a place we ca hide from them!

(CYAN: "I do not understand...How did they get infected?")

("To Be Continued")

(CUBE: See you guys real soon!)

To test tumblr’s reading comprehension…

you can do ANYTHING to this post, reblog, add polls, start a fuckin roleplay in the notes, like it, I don’t give a shit.

BUT

you can’t add tags