#okay but how does Erlt land on the ship?

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ARG! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!

MC: oh no! I’ve been captured by pirates! So scary.

Belle (my mc): I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole fucking life.

CoD pirates au...

I've been sitting on this one for a long time goddamn 💀 it was supposed to be a fic but oh well...here ya go

Guy is the captain of the pirate ship, he wears a big ass pirate hat

instead of a parrot he has Ertl fly over the ship casually to assert dominance over other pirates

Just a random big ass dragon flying over a pirate ship should tell u enough

Mc is a princess who's kidnapped by the strangest pirate crew ever

Fenn, Lance, Lynt, Dia, and Aquia are with Guy

Violet is there too

Jasper is his right-hand man

Fenn's there bc he's been disowned 💀 and nobody on land wants to work with him so they don't catch Louis's ire

So he's like fuck it imma terrorize everyone

Lynt's there bc it's less work than the royal navy 💀 he sleeps around all day until they gotta attack then he's like chop chop gotta get to work

Dia just has nowhere to go ig

He cooks for them in exchange for a place to stay and doesn't have to fight

instead of shrooms he's obsessed with jellyfish

Lance is there as a runaway from his dad too

Hawke came with him cuz he didn't want to leave him alone in the middle of the sea

He teaches everyone how to fight better and the royal navy's fighting techniques

Hardie is there too as a handyman and tool fixer

Oh and Roc was also a scary big bad pirate and he's always quarreling with Louis and Gilbert who both work with the royal navy

Klaus is also involved in the royal navy so Toa and Roy work there, Toa being the leader of their little group

So do Rio and Grayson, upholding chivalry and whatnot

Thoma and Malik are there as well

Malik is responsible for making their swords and knives

Extra Special Swords for Extra Special Boys™

Zev doesn't work with anybody he just fucks around 💀 sometimes his brother sends him as a messenger so he's neutral

Toa and Guy have crossed swords many times so they're mortal enemies in this one too

Grayson and Rio are great swordsmen and are often eager to fight the pirates

Knight cannot fight as well as everyone but he diligently keeps practicing with Dewi

Kieran sometimes accompanies Toa on missions to try and catch Fenn

Dia's adoptive mom (what was her name again?) sent out a message to Toa's crew to try and drag him back

Lou works for the royal navy as Toa's superior

he knows all the pirates' moves but doesn't do anything until things get serious, then he graces everyone with his presence and saves mc before anyone gets seriously hurt