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xo-dailypier-blog · 5 years ago

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this is not a recap;

hey cumguzzlers,

It has come to my attention that Lady X took it upon herself to rate the nether regions of the men of Santa Monica. Unfortunately her assessment was BIASED and hardly based on facts. So as a JOURNALIST, I have taken it upon myself to get to the TRUTH. Today will be a Top 9 list of the men in this town, and their BEDROOM PERFORMANCES.

I’m not revealing actual sizes, because I firmly believe that it’s all about the motion of the ocean. And if you think I’m giving a run down on every SCRUB in this town, you’re out of your mind! I WISH I could have made this a Top 10 but most of the guys on Lady X’s assessment, have already been exposed in the fuck hut tapes during Summer Crush, and honestly? Don’t even make the cut for the top 5. Like, we KNOW the #DemonDick is low-key worth the hype (BUT YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM IT BECAUSE HELLO? IT RUINED TWO RELATIONSHIPS IN LIKE THE SPAN OF A DAY! AND IM SURE THE BUCK DOESNT STOP THERE!), and we GET IT, Adam has a massive ROD, and I’m sure (Power Top) Asher, his brother, isn’t that far off. Vic IS well endowed AND can make things EROTIC. And we all know about Jack, who is also well endowed but has, like, erectile dysfunction or whatever. Oh, and don’t forget Daddy Sorrentino is obvs a beast in the sheets, but I��ve been telling you guys that since, like, ever. And I’m honestly on a Jamie/Cunty Sabbatical atm, they’re going through a difficult time after Cunty cheated, so who really needs their dick-info broadcasted on top of all that, ya know? (Cunty deff comes in at an alleged 9 inches, which is bigger than Jamie, BUT he (Cunty) never uses his junk on Jamie because, like Asher, Jamie is a Power Top. (but you didn’t hear this from me). Look, if any guy is left off the list that you have interest in, like, just ask Phobe. I’m sure she’ll know.

But before we get started, Congratulations are in order! You guys voted on Hottie of the Moment, and we have a winner!

It’s none other than Miss Fraudi Zirconium herself (@heidistarks) The queen of bargains has stormed onto the scene in her Wild Fable Couture and has CAPTIVATED the hearts of all Santa Monicans. In honor of her win, I am giving everyone a $25 gift card to Claire’s! If you go to their website and use offer code SharkThot, you too, can get the Heidi Look. When asked about her recent accomplishment she had this to say:

"It's about fucking time." - Fraudi Zirconium Stark, 2019

Congratulations, again Fraudi! You go girl, work that Forever 21 tracksuit, bitch!

NINE - ALEC CLARKE @alecxclarke

One of the wangs in question that Lady X TOUCHED ON was Alec Clarke. She mentioned that Alec was more than likely LACKING in the his SOUTHERN MEAT DEPARTMENT. So obvs i had a BONE to pick with this assessment because Alec’s fan base is GETTING UP there with Jamie Carter’s so we have to know what he got in them jeans. Sadly ... while his junk is fine. His way around the bedroom is is abysmal, I honestly thought it was a PHALL-ACY but one girl who is one of his past flings, wrote to me after seeing Lady X’s post. She has asked to remain anonymous...

Hey DP (and Lady X),

I saw your post about Alec and you’re wrong about his size. He’s actually pretty girthy and lengthy or whatever. But he is honestly one of my worst encounters. We met on a dating app, that shall remain nameless. So fast forward to sexy time, and once we started making out it was a tragedy! No tongue, no passion. It was like kissing a mcfucking corpse! His lips were like, so dry, but, whatever, that’s not the problem. Once I started giving him a blow jay he just randomly burst into tears, and said he couldn’t do it anymore, and asked if I wanted to play fucking Yahtzee. I left and bought Listerine. I think you should look into if he is like this with all the girls, instead of his size. Bc that’s the real tea. Anyways, Love the Blog! Kisses!

Its always such a disappointment when this happens. OBVIOUSLY our HoneyBun Alec has some issues to work on. I know he has a Crazy life but I didn’t think things were this HARD for him.

Overall Rating: N/A

Favorite Position: Again, N/A. I could hardly find girls who’ve had sex with him ................. INCHresting. (Ok, that was the last one).

Downside: I mean, Hello? He breaks out in tears mid-coitus! He IS the downside!

Alec! Write into us with your side of the story! I prom (half a promise) that I won’t believe the rumors. Love ya, Honey Bun!

EIGHT - SKYLER DAVIS @skylerxdavis

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SEVEN - NOAH SINCLAIR @nhsinclair

So next on the list is Noah Sinclair. This one will be brief, because it really threw me for a loop. So I’m sorry to report, that Noah has a Chode. I know. I’m actually crying while typing this but this is only the word on the street, so take it with a grain of salt.

“Darla” (fake name) wrote in to my blog to refute Lady X’s claims. She writes:

I’ve had half way sex with Noah one time and when he dropped his pants I literally laughed. Not to body shame or whatever, but I, like, couldn’t have sex with him because the condom didn’t fit. Sorry, didn’t have a Trojan Jr readily available? He’s good with his hands though.

So Noah has made the list in a sad and unfortunate entry. So ladies if you want Noah to DIP his NUGGET in YOUR sauce, you better make your move!

Maybe this is why he got that divorce. Ugh, poor Natasha. Let’s hope this is all a rumor, I would hate for it to be true.

Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️ (The hand thing is kind of important).

Favorite Position: Noah’s Nugget Number (No clue what this means, ask Diana or Natasha).

Downside: There is no downside if you, like myself, are privy to a good Nugget or two. #RanchPlease

MOVING ON!

SIX - LOGAN LANCASTER @loganlancaster

Our next entry is none other than Long Dick Logan Lancaster. According to Lady X, Logan is average. Well I’m here to let you know that, thankfully, LDL lives up to his name (no nuggets here!). But you guys would have to get with him to truly find out how #blessed he is.

Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Favorite Position: Alligator Fuckhouse, according to sources. (DON’T Google it, live in ignorance).

Downside: The only reason, ya boi has gotten 4 stars instead of 5 is because of the rumors surrounding his hygiene. As we know, there’s been a debate on the internet about washing your legs. And Logan, an able bodied man, doesn’t do that. Nor does he take showers the way that he should. Many girls who’ve been with him have complained of smelling the stinch of onions and mildew while ENGAGING with him. Others have complained of a SALTY taste while going down on him. Most of the girls he’s BANGED have all been in the junkyard of his Auto Shop or whatever so maybe it’s a fetish for them? That’s no excuse for bringing that nasty ass behavior to every other girl in Santa Monica.

Thankfully a bunch of you have been sending body wash to his shop, so maybe we can LanCAST the mustiness away (If this is true).

Logan, please write in, I need to know the truth. But other than that, the dick is BOMB! But make sure you don’t over-do it on B.J. part though, sodium intake is v important and you wouldn’t want to get hypertension suckling on his salty ass COCK.

FIVE - EMRE YOGIOH @emre--yavuz

Ok, so next on the list is Emre Yugoslavia (or whatever his name is). Ok so ... buckle in ladies.

Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Favorite Position: The Lion King (I’m serious, don’t Google these things).

Downside: Ok, so Emre is supposedly into bondage. Which totally makes sense since he’s like, repressed from childhood. The whole missing sister thing really took a toll on his psych, since he’s parents totes forgot about him. Now he YEARNS for control. So the word is that he’s basically Christian Grey but not a literal abuser. He’s into bondage, slapping, SPITTING, choking, flogging, and whips and chains EXCITE HIM. An S&M Daddy! Now the only reason this is in the Downside section is because it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. Some girls find it disturbing, and others are totes into it. I’m the latter! Sign me the FUCK up! Choke me with those strong REPRESSED hands.

I noticed he and Olivia have been friendly recently, let’s hope she knows that she’ll be walking side to side after a night with him (no, but like, because of the flogging, not the dick). Once he’s done with those spread sheets at his hoity-toity big boy job, spread sheets take on a whole new meaning once the dawn comes. You go Emre Yahooligan! #callme

FOUR - DEVIN FLORES @devinxflores

First of all, I just want to give a big thanks to all of you for letting me call him Devin TORRES for the past few MONTHS like a complete MORON! I really appreciate you guys letting me disgrace the future KING of Santa Monica in such a terrible way! No really, you guys are the best. I love my fans <3.

Anyways, it’s well known that Devin and his Alaskan Bull Worm have burrowed through the city. Both the men and women alike have survived the DF experience, with ZERO complaints .... well, except for one ...

Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Favorite Position: The Charizard (ONCE again, don’t Google. Just know that it involves fire ... And we aint talking about lighting no candles (which he allegedly seems to enjoy, how romantic!)).

Downside: As we have witnessed, Devin is a complete and total klutz! He is always getting himself into a bullshit that is literally all his fault. Didn’t he glue something to his head a few weeks ago -- actually, you know what? That’s not important. What I was getting at is, the main complaint about DaddyDevinFLORES is that during SACX the klutz JUMPS OUT. He has been rumored to have smacked his head on the headboard whilst switching positions (causing him to go UNCONSCIOUS for SEVERAL HOURS, which completely RUINS the mood). One of his Encounters even claimed that during a Romantic Toast of Wine, he clinked the glass so hard it broke and and SHARDS of GLASS went into his hands, causing him to bleed INSTANTLY. What the fuck, Devin?

How could someone who can handle balls so well out on the soccer court, not be able to handle them in the bedroom without accidentally falling out of a window in the process?

Ladies and Gents, much like Emre, Devin will have you walking Side to Side, but if it happens you might be suffering from brain damage after falling in the shower whilst trying to have sex with him. Please seek professional help immediately.

THREE - BERNBERN<3 @carverberncrd

Coming in at Number 3 is none other than Heidi’s personal play thing! We’ve seen his bulge through his Under Armour spanks, so Of Course I had to do a little research to find out the Lipton on HIS heat-seeker. I’ve reached out to his past flings and came to a general consensus.

Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

The women I interviewed all confirmed he is an excellent LAY, so once again, I was right. BernBern<3 outsold your favs.

Favorite Position: Doggystyle (obvi)

Downside: He’s a Taurus so while he will indeed fuck you into a state of paralysis, it’s only to reach his Hedonistic Quota for the evening. He probs won’t even remember your name once he’s done, let alone learn it in the first place. So don’t get attached<3.

His star sign also explains his relationship with Fraudi. Not only are they both so annoyingly stubborn, but Two tops can rarely make it in a relationship. Just ask Ash — never mind. (Omg, btw Idk WHY everyone keeps asking. YES, the rumors are true! BernBern<3 gets pegged, but only by Heidi, it’s actually a testament to his masculinity and how he’s reached the apex of it at this point. But this is all old tea. So I guess Julian isn’t the only #DemonDick in the Stark Fam, Surprise?). Anyways, I ship them, but they get on my fucking nerves! They can’t even admit their undying love for each other, which is so obvious. But this isn’t about #Berni (working ship name), BernBern<3 has a massive COCK (and heart) and it has landed itself on the Top of the list.

TWO - SINRIQUE @itsenriqueaguilar

This one came as a surprise to me because I have no idea who this is. But yalls asses do! So here we have Enrique Aguilar, coming in at number 2 because of the OUTPOUR of receipts on the TALLY WACK ATTACK that he PACKS.

Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Favorite Position: You know, there wasn’t a general consensus, he’s a man FULL of surprises.

Downside: No, you don’t understand, there is literally no downside. Look, here is a letter from one of the women he’s slept with. For reasons, you will understand REAL soon, this person has been kept anonymous.

Dear DP,

It’s been approximately 1 year, two months, 9 days, 5 hours, and 46 seconds since I Locked Eyes with Enrique from across a crowded room. That night would go to be on of the most invigorating, tantalizing, and romantic experiences of my life. But when I woke up the following morning HE was gone. I long for the day I see him again. My heart Aches at the thought of him with another women. Giving her the same love that HE gave to ME. I need you to understand that I was a grade A student at my university (4.0). I had an paid internship at an elite institution that OWULD HAVE LED ME INTO A PROMISING CAREER! BUT AFTER THAT NIGHT I BECAME RAVENOUS. I NEEDED MORE. AND IT CONSUMED ME! EVENTUALLY I LOST MY INTERN BECAUSE I STOPPED SHOWING UP! I FLUNKED OUT OF SCHOOL BECAUSE I DIDN’T CARE ANYMORE. I SEARCHED YOU ON ALL SOCIAL MEDIA BUT I COULDN’T FIND YOU! ENRIQUE I NEED YOU BACK IN MY LIFE! JUST FOR ONE MORE NIGHT! PEASE I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE! CALL ME AT [redacted]

Obviously Ivy, sent this in ... kidding (But honestly though? They did used to date, which ... yikes ... Good to know Daddy Rique has no standards, maybe we all have a chance. #shade #clapback #scalpt)

Anyways, I’ll have to keep an eye on this one, he seems to have a good head on his shoulders ... AND good head on his shoulders OKURRRRRR!!!

ONE - SEBASTIAN DELGADO @bashdelgado

That nerd that sat in the back of the classroom brainstorm his next nerdy ass invention with high-watered khakis, and orthopedic shoes in like, the ninth grade (because he was focused on Arch Support???????). That’s him, Sebastian Delgado. And Baby Daddy Bash has DITCHED the NERD LOOK and is now ready to SNATCH YOUR CAT BACK.

I’m sure everyone is just surprised as I am. But hey, they don’t call him “Bash” for nothing (except for the fact that it’s a shortened version of his name). He’s totes Bashing Puss with his MONSTROUS MEAT TRUNCHEON (and Buss?? Sebastian contact me about your sexuality).

Overall Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Favorite Position: Missionary, he’s a man of passion and likes to stare DEEP into your eyes. #swoon #romantic #westan

Downside: Well if you HATE Love and AFFECTION, this one is not the one for you. Not only does he have a GINORMOUS, UN-NUGGETED MEAT SEPTOR/LAP ROCKET/VAGINA MINER, which, by the way, last a LONG time, He is EXCELLENT BOYFRIEND Material! He’s caring, patient, kind, resourceful, loyal, and he is well on his way to becoming a multi-millionaire -- which is NOT the reason he is number one! Money is not the goal here ladies (and guys? Seriously Sebastian, I need to know what’s up).

Sebastian is the complete package and he has ALL of the other guys in this town QUAKING!

So Stan A True Man. Stan .... Sebastian.

And that, my friends, ends the TRUE tea on the wangs in this town. This was fun while it lasted, but I have some COCKtails that need my attention (ok, maybe THAT was the last one).

xo, DP

#santamgossip #abuse tw #blood tw #I LITERALLY SIT AROUND AND MAKE HEADCANNONS ABOUT YALLS CHARACTERS NO ONE ASKED FOR #IM LIKE JK ROWLING BUT POOR #IM TRULY THE WEAKEST LINK

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equisp-y-mas · 7 years ago

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feiquacker · 3 years ago

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OOOOOF OK but I also want back some

hmm so:

Techno gave Niki the first hug in months and it’s like also one of the first times she got touched after you know Doomsday

Till now the only people that r allowed to “touch” her are some, probably the syndicate,(and later when she actually starts to socialise puffy, tommy, tubbo, eret, foolish, punz etc but that’s not the case now lmao).

She only hugs people she trusts and doesn’t like being touched by random people like when someone she doesn’t like/know touches her, her brain goes (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz staaaaap) ofcourse the syndicate knows and they all r like AAAAAAA

A also! Because of how clingy Ranboo and Niki are Techno and Phil started being more physically affectionate unintentionally and alivebur is like freaked out about it (he doesn’t know about the syndicate though) cs why is philza so touchy

When Puffy and Niki meet again Puffy notices how touchstarved Niki is and it doesn’t even last a second for her to start grabbing Niki’s hand or touching her shoulder ot whatever I just need more Puffychu AAAAAAAAA

*pulls up chair* tell me more about how c!niki is touchstarved

#I do not have enough time to write more A but now it's your turn mister angst #yes I called you mister angst what r you going to do about it? hm?#puffychu #niki

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my-fidel-dreemurr · 7 years ago

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Hybridtale Chapter 4

Chapter 4.

Fidel and Frisk walked into another room, one of the frogs, similar to before, stood there. Before they could react, the phone rang.

"Hello? This is Toriel.". Toriel greets.

"Hi"! Both Fidel and Frisk greet.

"You have not yet left the room...have you"? Toriel asks.

The two hesitated to answer, but before they could respond, Toriel continued.

"There are a few puzzles ahead that I have yet to explain, it would be dangerous to try and solve them by yourselves". Toriel says.

"Is there anything like the spiked puzzle back then"? Fidel asks.

"No...but there are a couple of pitfalls". Toriel answered.

Toriel seemed to hesitate. "Well, if you do leave, please promise to be safe". Toriel asks.

"We promise". Fidel and Frisk promise.

"Be good, alright"? Toriel asks. Before hanging up.

The two blinked before nodding, Frisk putting the phone away.

Frisk turned and took a step forward, a crinkle following. She looked and saw a huge pile of leaves. The two glanced at each other, before jumping in with a loud "GERONIMO"!

The frog watched the two, a small smile on its face.

After the two played in the leaves for a while, they got out and waved to the frog, which nodded. They walked down to the other side of the room, only for the area to turn black and white again, their SOULS appearing once more.

In front of them was a small fairy like thing. It looked terrified of them.

"Hey...are you alright"? Fidel asked in concern.

The thing screamed and ran off.

Fidel and Frisk both felt bad, as the fight ended.

"I didn't mean to scare it". Fidel said, feeling bad, he just wanted to make sure it was ok.

"I guess its really scared of people". Frisk suggested.

They both went into the other room, a straight hall. Fidel took a step forward and fell as the floor opened up a hole underneath him.

"Fidel"! Frisk shouted in fear.

A couple of seconds passed, before Fidel's voice rang out. "I'm alright! The leaves broke my fall! Come on down"! Fidel shouts. "But watch out for that first step! It's a real doozy!"

Frisk gave a small chuckle as he heard Fidel's attempt at a joke. Frisk took a deep breath before jumping down, landing in a huge pile of leaves.

"A door leads to the other side". Fidel said, pointing to a door.

Frisk nodded and the two entered it, before yelping as they were yanked up by something and spat out onto the other side of the hall.

"I've heard of off the walls but never out if them". Fidel said with a cheeky grin.

Frisk giggled at his joke, and the two entered into another room. Frisk yelped when the phone rang again, she picked it up and Toriel's voice answered again.

"Hello, this is Toriel". Toriel greets.

"Hello, Toriel". Fidel and Frisk greet in return.

"For no reason in particular, which do you prefer? Cinnamon or Butterscotch"? Toriel asked.

The two glanced at each other in thought. "I don't mind either or really". Fidel answered.

Before frisk could answer Toriel cut him off. ".... Wait frisk don't tell me, is it butterscotch?"

This surprised Fidel wondering why toriel would ask what frisk liked better seeing as how he had no idea what he would like.

"Yes, I like butterscotch". Frisk answered.

"Hee hee, I had a feeling. When humans fall down here, strangely....I...I often feel like I already know them". Toriel answered. "Truthfully when I fist saw you....it was like I was seeing an old friend for the first time. Strange is it not?"

Fidel nodded his head in agreement, frisk in the other hand had to hold back a grimace. 'Just how much does she remember?' He thought as he knew some monsters felt a sense of Deja vu do to the constant number of Reset's he had done.

"Well, thank you for your selection." Toriel thanked before hanging up.

The two blinked before Fidel shrugged, and see a switch, with a rock. "Hey frisk." Started Fidel as they started to solve the puzzle.

"Yeah?" Answered frisk.

Fidel started to open his mouth before closing it. "It's nothing never mind."

Frisk frowned but nodded.

Fidel hummed as he walked over to a sign and read it aloud. "Three out of four rocks, recommend you push them". Fidel said with a confused look.

Frisk turned to the rock in front of a switch, he poked it briefly, wondering if it would talk, before pushing it onto the switch, lowering the spike wall. The two went into another room, it looked like the hallway.

"Wait here". Fidel said before walking forward, yelping when he fell down again.

Frisk snickered, finding it funny now.

"I heard that!" Fidel snapped at the other boy. He looked around underneath, noticing a path through it, he walked over to a sign and read it. "Please do not step on the leaves". Fidel said, thinking it through, before looking at the path. "Aha!" Fidel shouted, Frisk hearing it.

"Fidel! Are you ok? Is something wrong?!"

"I'm fine. But Frisk! I need you to follow my voice, and walk with me"! Fidel shouted.

"O-Okay". Frisk said, hearing Fidel walk over.

Ready"? He asked.

"Yes". Frisk replied.

Fidel walked down the non leafed path, Frisk following him.

"Now turn right"! Fidel ordered.

"My right? Or your right?!"

"To your right!"

Frisk did so, turning right again when Fidel told him.

"Almost there". Fidel said.

Frisk walked one step, yelping when Fidel shouted.

"Turn left"! Fidel shouted.

"Your left or-"

"Your left frisk!"

He couldn't turn in time and yelped when he fell down.

"Whoa" Fidel shouted as Frisk landed on him.

"Ow." Fidel groaned.

"Fidel! Are you alright?!" Frisk asked in worry, getting off of Fidel.

"Yeah...just a bit hurt". Fidel responded.

Frisk grimaced.

Fidel looked, and very briefly, Frisk was replaced with an identical person, his shirt green and yellow, with red eyes that had a black sclera was pitch black, and from the child's eyes and mouth trails of black liquid dripped down from them. The child was staring down at him and gave him a grin as blood red knife appeared in their hand and they lunged at Fidel causing him to flinch backwards and fall to the ground in shock, before it returned to normal.

"What..." Fidel muttered, before shaking his head.

"Are you alright Fidel?" Frisk asked.

"Yeah, just stunned". Fidel answered before getting up. "I suppose we'll both go up". Fidel said before they head to the door and head back to the top.

"Hold my hand". Frisk said, holding his hand out.

Fidel nodded and took his hand, the two walking hand in hand through the puzzle and into another room with three rocks.

Fidel and Frisk moved the first two. Fidel attempted to move the third one, before it spoke.

"Whoa there partner! Who said you could push me around?" The rock asked.

"Whoa"! Fidel shouted, jumping back in shock.

Frisk walked forward to the rock. "Excuse me mister rock, could you please move to that switch?" Frisk asked politely.

"Sure thing kid, thanks for asking". The rock thanked before scooting over to the switch, lowering the wall.

The two walked over, only to yelp when it came back up. They turned, realizing the rock moved.

"Could...you please stay there until we cross?" Frisk asked.

"Oh! Sorry". The rock apologized, before getting on the switch.

The two crossed, the wall rising afterward. They entered a hall with a table with a piece of cheese on it, a mouse hole on the other side of the room.

"I guess Toriel left it out for it". Fidel guessed.

"Should we move it?" Fidel asked.

"Nah, I think it has it". Frisk assured.

Fidel nodded and the two went into the next room.

They saw a ghost sleeping on a pile of leaves, they walked forward.

"Hey...you there?" Frisk asked.

"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz". The Ghost said, saying the word z over and over, pretending to sleep.

"Hey!" Fidel shouted getting impatient.

*Undertale OST- Ghost Fight*

They yelped when the world went into the Fight mode. The ghost getting up, looking very sad.

Fidel cringed, realizing he may have upset the ghost. "Sorry, I didn't mean to upset you". Fidel apologized.

Yeah, cheer up!" Frisk said with a smile.

The ghost smiled a bit. "Heh". He chuckled, looking a bit better. He suddenly cried, they saw the tears come towards them, and dodged them, knowing that they could hurt them.

Fidel grinned. "What's your name?" Fidel asked.

"Napstablook". The ghost Napstablook introduced.

"Nice...so you like to nap, stab, then look?" Frisk joked.

Napstablook chuckled at the joke. "Hehe". He chuckled, the tears coming at a much lower rate this time.

"Hey...I want to show you something". Napstablook said, before his tears suddenly formed into a top hat. "I call it...Dapper Blook". He said, waiting for their reaction.

They both looked at him in awe, sparkles in their eyes. "Wow! That's so cool!" They both cheered.

"Wow..." Napstablook said, the fight ending. "I came to the ruins to be alone...and I met two new friends...oh...I'm rambling again, I'll get out of your way". Napstablook said before disappearing.

"Bye". They both waved as he vanished.

*End OST*

They moved into another room, finding two spider webs with a sign in front of them.

"A spider bake sale?" Fidel asked a little grossed out.

Frisk walked over to a spider web, which has a small sign, deposit 5 gold.

He reached into her pocket, where she had picked up a couple of gold along their travels, she deposited the gold in, some spiders went down and gave him a donut. The spiders waved to him and climbed up. Frisk smiled and split the donut in two, handing one half to Fidel.

"Thanks". Fidel said a bit bothered by eating for prepared by spiders, before eating into it, both nodding in agreement. "I will admit. This is pretty good". Fidel said, before handing some more gold into the web, the spiders giving him another donut. "I'm saving this". He said before putting it in his pocket.

The two headed into a room and saw 3 frogs.

"Hey". Fidel greets, waving. The three frogs hopping in front of them to greet them.

"Hello, nice to meet you two". The frogs greet.

"So...is there anything we should know about the Underground"? Frisk asked.

"Hmm...you both seem to have a handle on this...no, there is nothing more we can say, except good luck". The frogs answered.

"Thanks!" They thanked with smiles on her face. Heading to the end of the hall, only to hear the phone ring.

"Toriel?" Fidel asked.

"Toriel". Frisk responded with a smile, answering the call.

"Hello, I realized it has been a while since I have cleaned up. I was not expecting to have company so soon". Toriel apologized. "There are probably a lot of things lying about here and there, you can pick them up, but do not carry anymore than you need". Toriel says, the two nodding. "Some day you might find something you really like, and will want to leave room in your pockets for it". Toriel reminds.

Fidel nodded. "That's a good point". Fidel says with a smile.

The two head into another room with six holes. Fidel walked over to a sign on the wall. "There is just one switch". Fidel mumbled. He looked around. "Alright, I'll go top, and you go bottom". Fidel said, Frisk nodding.

Fidel gulped and took a step, going down a hole with a loud yelp. He landed on some leaves and looked around. "Nothing". He said before getting out. He turned and saw Frisk get out, messing with something. He hummed and stepped into another hole, this one having a switch. "Aha!" He cheered, flipping it. He left and went out, before looking at the last one. "Why not?" He asked, heading down the last one. He looked and saw a plant. "Hmm". He walked over to it and poked it, the world going black and white as his SOUL appeared once more. "Great". He muttered, the plant came out and showed a giant turnip with a face.

"Eat Healthy". It said, despite its sinister look.

Fidel hummed. "I am a bit hungry". He said in thought.

"Eat your greens!" The turnip said, throwing multiple white vegetables, and one green.

Fidel caught the green and ate it, just in time as a white one hit him and caused his SOUL to quiver in pain. "Ack!" He grunted in pain.

"Sorry...I'll leave now". The plant apologized before leaving.

Fidel got up and headed up, seeing Frisk shuffle, a bow in her hair.

"Frisk? Where did you get the bow?" Fidel asked.

"I found it...why what's wrong with it?" Frisk asked.

"Oh, nothing,nothing I think it's real manly!" Fidel said with a grin.

Frisk grinned and they headed into another room. Where 3 switched lied. Fidel looked and saw the door was open. "Alright...oh look a sign!" Fidel said before looking at the sign. "The far door is not an exit, it simply marks a rotation in perspective". He said.

“guess we're supposed to memorize the switches?" Frisk asks.

"Good, let's remember them". Fidel assures as they went into another room. It was a near reflection of the previous room.

"Hmm, what's missing?" Fidel muttered, looking around the room.

"The blue one!" Frisk realized, walking behind a pillar and flicking the switch.

Fidel saw a sign and read it. "Of you can read this...press the blue switch, oh guess I must have missed it." Fidel said with a bit of embarrassment.

Frisk giggled a bit at his face. They headed into the next room.

"If you can read this, press the...RED SWITCH!" Fidel shouted, running over and pressing the switch. "Ha!" Fidel shouted in victory.

Frisk giggled wildly at his joy. They went into the next room and saw another sign.

Frisk read through it mentally, while Fidel walked over.

"Green!" Frisk said and flipped the switch.

"Dang It!" Fidel complained. They went into the next room and saw two paths, one had leaves across it.

Fidel walked forward and felt a voice whisper in his head, a presence on his shoulder. "Where are the knives?" It asked, seemingly pointing Fidel in the other direction.

"F-Frisk, d-did you hear that?" Fidel asked looking around.

Frisk looked at him confused. "Heard what Fidel?" He asked confused.

Fidel bit his lip, he didn't know why but he felt.....a presence with in the room, and he didn't like it, not at all. I'll be right back". Fidel said, walking to the path.

*Undertale OST- But Nobody Came*

Frisk blinked, a worried expression on his face, before nodding, waiting for Fidel. As he watched Fidel frisk looked around his eyes narrowed. "C-Chara?" He called out. There was no answer, instead an unnatural wind seem to blow through the room sending chills down frisk spine at how eerily quiet it was.

"Chara....I know your here you don't scare me!" Frisk called out again putting on a brave face. There was still no answer, and nobody came. "You won't stop me chara! I won't kill anyone! I won't continue the genocide route!" Shouted frisk into the empty room, As his hands clenched into fist.

Frisk eyes burned with....... Determination!

"I will get everyone including Asriel to the surface! I won't let a single monster be dusted! Not a single monster will die and I will make sure of it!"

Frisk was panting heavily at the end of his speech, he looked around the room nothing that the shadows seem to be getting bigger in certain corners, and he swore in one he could see a pair of gleaming red eyes and a smile. A smile he had seen before one too many times.

"NO!"

Frisk tore his eyes away from the corner hearing a scream coming from the room where. "Fidel!" He yelled as he turned back to the corner to see the glow was gone, biting his lip frisk turned away and ran towards where he had heard the sound of his friends scream.

Had frisk stayed he would have seen the same pair of red orbs return and the smile as well. "Oh, dear frisk~" purred a voice from the darkness. "You have no idea, just how different things are this time round." Said the voice. "Ha ah ah! Ha ha ha ha HA!" mad disorder crackle echoed through the room, causing a small pile of dust to blow through the room.

With Fidel a few moments before.

Fidel walked into another room and saw a knife, he felt the presence urge him to it, and he didn't like it. He felt like some sort of.....not a person or a monster, but something was watching him and for whatever reason it was Fidel didn't like it as the hair on his tail stood up on end. This presence sent goosebumps up his arms and caused his skin to crawl.

As he walked over to the knife he felt the presence thicken as he bent down, he picked it up and saw it was plastic, he admired his reflection in the plastic blade, for some reason he gave it a few test swings, as he did he found himself wondering how would this cut, how much damage could it do, yes...yet it had a bit of a-

'No, this..this isn't right I shouldn't be thinking that!'

'Oh but why not~' purred a dark voice from right by Fidel making him freeze, he felt a pair of arms wrap around his neck and the presence was almost choking him. He couldn't move a single muscle at all.

'All you have to do is go and kill off a few monster~' the voice whispered. 'Get as much L.O.V.E and then when you have enough you can go home, and even more so get you memories back.'

'B-but the monsters have been nothing but kind! Toriel she's so nice and sweet! I could never kill her!'

'Don't be fucking ridiculous! Kill her, all the monsters and frisk! Kill them all!'

'No! Go away! Leave alone!'

'You can't resist me! Kill them!'Â

'No! Stop it''

'Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill KILL KILL KILL!'

"NO"! Fidel roared, throwing the knife away. He ran out of the room and into Frisk.

End OST

"Fidel! Are you alright? I heard you shout". Frisk asked in concern as he hugged Fidel, who was shaking in fear.

"Oh god...frisk I-it was terrible!" Sobbed the boy as his fox tail came unbound and wrapped around him. "There was this voice and the knife! Oh god it-t want me to." He got chocked up again and frisk just held him through his crying, while looking around for any sign that chara could still be near.

"Fidel come on we need to get moving." He said as he helped Fidel to his feet, and they started to walk away moving away from the room they were in.

"B-but what about what happened?" Asked Fidel. "Who or what was that frisk?"

"I...don't want to talk about it". Frisk muttered, heading down the other path.

They entered and saw a huge tree in front of them. "Oh dear, that took longer than I thought it would". Toriel's voice rang.

They saw her walk beside it and hold her phone up, their phone ringing briefly, she looked and heard it. Looking surprised as she walked to them.

"How did you get here, Fidel, Frisk? Are you hurt?" She asked, looking them over, she saw Fidel's bruise on his back and used some healing magic, healing Fidel's back. "Are you alright Fidel?" Toriel asks.

"Yeah, I'm fine. Nothing I can't handle." Fidel smiles softly despite still being shaken up.

Toriel smiled a bit. "Well, I suppose I can't keep it hidden any longer, come you two". She said before heading to a house, the two following.

*Undertale OST- Home*

They entered and smelled a scent, it was warm comforting and inviting.

"Do you smell that? It's a butterscotch and cinnamon pie!" She cheered. "I thought we might celebrate your arrival!" She said with a grin. "I'll hold off the snail pie for now". She said sheepishly. "I also have another surprise for you!" She said, gesturing to the other hall. She walked down it and the two followed. She led them to a hallway and to a certain door. "A room of your own for you two! I hope you like it!" She said with a smile.

Her smile dissapeared when she smelled something. "Is something burning...um...make yourselves at home!" She said before running off.

Fidel looked at the room before chuckling. "A room of our very own huh?" He asked.

Frisk grinned.

"Well...I'm beat! Want to hit the hay"? Frisk asked.

"Yeah". Fidel agreed.

They headed inside, and saw two beds, they turned out the light and got into their own.

"Goodnight Frisk." Fidel said.

"Goodnight Fidel." Frisk replied, before both went to sleep.

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