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casinonightzoneact1 · 4 years

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tbh, the funniest thing that ever happened to me was when i accidentally joined a shady, prob bly illegal vacuum cleaner cult/pyramid scheme. i was ejected after about a week because i had no friends or aquaintances whatsover (also no relatives anywhere nearby) and when I tried to cold call or go door to door people kept mistaking me for a child. the leaders were very confused and frustrated, and i now start the story of my adult life as 'i started as a failed vacuum cleaner salesman'

#ok to rb this is reallu funny to me idk #also fun fact i only knew 'mlm' to mean men loving men #and not pyramid scheme/multilevel marketing #i thought gay dudes were out there scamming people #i had to join because they replied to my application & if i didnt treat it seriously id have unemployment support cut #and then be homeless #b ut yeah lmao

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