#ok thnx queen i guess

[ikkan]

well…my nurse practitioner told me at the very last minute that she refuses to see me till i pay off my full medical bill…would’ve been nice to get a warning days in advance instead of two hours before my appointment 🤦🏻‍♀️

[feyborns]

AU IN WHICH NIMUE WAS NEVER SHOT WITH THE ARROW/OR SHE WAS SAVED AND REUNITED WITH THE REST OF THE FEY. Lancelot and Squirrel have also joined the camp, and it’s been a few weeks since they’ve all come together. (Pls don’t give me shit if something is not accurate. I loved the show and liked the theory of these two being a thing so PLS. Fan fiction is called fiction for a reason ok thnx)

The night was still, as the only thing to be heard was the crackling from the dying fire. Nimue silently curses herself for being one of the last few awake, as her eyes settle across the flames against the logs, they meet his. Was he a night owl as she was? Apparently so. A sigh emits into the vicinity, and she hates how quiet it is. Her village was always humming with life, and she clung the camp for the fey close to her heart as it mirrored her village in that aspect. Someone was always awake, up to something. Oceanic hues squeeze shut if only for a moment as she remembers their few days of bliss within those confines. Hidden away from the rest of the world. But most importantly, the Red Paladins. Optics narrow then, at the Weeping Monk. He’s given his true name, but she refused to give him the honor of using it. Even her thanks in saving Squirrel were limited. She loved that little boy, and hated that monk. His intentions were still unclear to her, and as she thinks of the Red Paladins, she’s reminded of his actions as well. He doesn’t meet her gaze from across the fire pit, but the way he avidly he avoids it shows he knows that she’s eyeing him carefully. Squirrel sort of looked up to him now. As any child would after being rescued in such a manner, but Nimue still held her guard up. She wouldn’t be considered Queen of the Fey if she was so easily trusting outsiders. Especially ones who had massacred his own kind. Still - it was clear that Father Carden had made his mark on him. Mentally and physically. And despite her best efforts, the heart kept behind those guards felt for him. Pitied him. Felt sad for him. Ripped away from his own culture, his people. Used as a puppet for majority of his life. Never knowing anything else. The way he saved Squirrel made something clear to Nimue, though. He couldn’t deny his true self, and when they came for a child, much like himself back then, they couldn’t allow them to murder him. He looked at Squirrel as if he was looking at a reflection of himself.

She’s stirred out of her thoughts only when he stifles up a cough from the back of his throat, meeting her gaze if only for a moment before averting it immediately back to the grass. “Something to say?” She questions, though she knows he was just trying to get her to stop eye boggling him. “No.” He mutters in that hushed tone of his, and for a moment she feels bad. She wished she didn’t. It would be so much easier for her if she was able to keep up this hardened shell toward him. It was, unfortunately, coming undone. He was an asset to the Fey, of course. He was an extremely skilled warrior. A master of the sword he weilded. It stirs an idea up within inside of her. “Could you teach me some of what you know?” Motions toward the weapon, and all he offers in response a swift nod.

A week later.

She’d never seen him so lively. So full of movements. But as he weilded the sword toward her, she’s awestruck. Father Carden was a beast, and a monster. A vile creature. But he surely toward Lancelot well. She’d retracted her earlier sentiment about using his given name - as their dusk meeting to fling swords at one another had become an every day thing. It seemed only respectful. If he was going to teach her, it was the least she could do. She felt like a master with the Devils Tooth already, but she knew it was the Hidden that guided her. There was room for improvement when it came to her fighting skills, and she found herself growing fond of the time they spent together. A part of her still hates herself for it.

“Distracted, today?” He questions, monotone as he is, he peers at her carefully. She shys away from his gaze, chocolate tendrils doing well to cast over her cheeks as she shakes her head.

“Never. Just awaiting your next move. I think I can already guess what it is.” She taunts, though there’s a mischievous grin settling upon crimson lips. And for the first time, she thinks ever, Lancelot is cracking the tiniest hint of a grin - before leaping forward into another lunge attack.

Two weeks later.

Sweat glistens in the rays of the sunlight, bouncing off the pairs bodies. They’d finished their practicing for the evening, and were now heading toward the lake to cool off. However, Nimue halts at the foot of the water, as Lancelot had already shed himself of his clothing, waist deep into the water. She’d only shown herself fully to Arthur - and he’s there in the back of her mind. Back at their makeshift camp, he was helping hunt for dinner. Gods, what’d he think of her right now? About to undress and indulge in a swim with someone who was once their enemy. It makes her stomach flip.

“Are you just going to stand there?” Applies the cool water to his long locks as he speaks, and she thinks herself he looks more so like an angel as opposed to what Father Carden had called him his whole life. A demon. She chuckles faintly, shaking her head. “Can you turn around?” He obliged without hesitation, and she appreciates that of him. Quickly, she’s tiffing off her garments, before slipping into the water. Careful to cover the entirety of her body.

He remains still though he had to of heard her come into the water. His back remains facing her, and it’s impossible not to notice the abundance of scars scattered about his shoulders and entire backside. It reminds her of her own, and she feels compelled to reach out and touch them. The pads of her fingertips smooth against the redness, soft. She didn’t want to startle him, but he tenses at the touch anyway. Something she expected. It’s abrupt, as he turns around, palm grasping fully at her wrist. “Don’t.” The single syllable leaves her frozen in place. Or perhaps it was his close proximity? A combination of both, she decides on.

“I’m sorry. We’re just... alike.” And she moves to find a grasp on the hand around her wrist, surprisingly he allows her to do so. The expression on his face was that if curiousity, as she moves his limb to rest against her shoulder blade, his fingertips mirroring her actions just seconds before. “See?” It’s a mere whisper, and when she lets go of him, he keeps it in place. Breath appears to be stuck in the back of her throat, and for a fleeting moment she’s thinking of Arthur.

It’s all flushed away as she makes a rather confident and last minute decision - pushing up the balls of her feet, it’s enticing as their lips meet for only a brief second. She’s petrified he’ll be disgusted. He’ll push her away - but wasn’t she supposed to be the one appalled with him here? Yet, he doesn’t move. He keeps the closeness between them, and she takes it as a motive to continue. Pressing full lips firmly against his own, petite hand finds place within his curls, and she feels as if she’s going to faint when he kisses her back.

It’s messy, and rough. Just like him. But she doesn’t mind. She never thought she’d want this, or stare at him long enough to wonder what his lips tasted like, but here she was. Finding the answer to that question. They tasted of salt, a mix of the water and the sweat from their pretend battle. Their tongues dance with one another, and goosebumps arouse her fair skin as his large hands find residence against her waist. Why was she craving this touch so badly? She doesn’t know, doesn’t have a clear answer. But as he does so, a muffled sound of pleasure emits into the others mouth, and she’s glad his eyes remained shut, as her cheeks flushed.

It’s as if her mind as gone completely blank, and all of her caution was thrown out the window. She’d never ached for someone this way, and she props one of her legs up around him, tugging him in flush up against her nude body. This earns a grunt of approval from him, and she yearns to hear more of them. It’s a swift action as her back is being pressed up against the side of the lake. Not a tactical place, but she wasn’t complaining as their lips continued to mesh together. She feels him between her legs, and can tell he’s not quite sure what he’s doing. It then dawns on her that he’s probably never done this before. Probably has never even kissed a girl before.

“It’s okay,” she whispers, breaking their kiss for a moment, her breath hot against his. “I want this.” Evidently she finds this is the only thing he needs to hear, pushing himself inside of her, slowly at first. The two’s noises of pleasure mix with one another in the air, as he’s beginning a rapid rhythm of thrusts inside of her. It was only the second time she’d done this, but why hadn’t the time with Arthur felt this good? Felt so right? It felt like Nimue and Lancelot were entangled within each other at this moment. Completely in their own world where the lust they silently held for one another could finally exposed and truly felt.

Grunts continue as his hands wander her body, exploring, and she likes it. It seemed as if he wanted to know every dip and crevice of it, as he was deep inside of her. Nimue’s head falls backward, mouth agape as his thrusts only quicken. He takes this opportunity, lips attaching to the exposed porcelain skin, nipping at sucking at the area. She feels ultimately euphoric as they reach their climaxes together.

It’s silent after, as he’s still inside her. Almost as if they’re both afraid to move and disturb the peace they’d just felt. However, the serenity could only last for so long, as he’s shifting his weight and moving a bit away from her, but not too far.

“Maybe we are,” he starts. “... alike, I mean.”

[sicnnavalmxnt]

[ danielle campbell, 20, cisfemale  ] - oh, that’s sienna valmont ? i hear they’re a sophomore and lives in woodbridge hall, maybe you’ve met them ? i think they’re majoring in drama and theatre arts. anyway, word around campus is that she is magnetic but also mercurial. i guess we’ll bump into her sooner or later.

me? throwing my intro into the tag early for once ? and not.. 10 hours late?? miracles rlly do happen! no but fr hllo all it is i, sage ur local goblin admin coming 2 u live frm the est tz. my dumbass made plans for brunch so i am sadly missing the opening but me n my food bby will be popping on as soon as i can. anyways, i am the worst at intros so im jus gonna get right into my child below!!  give this a like n i will swoop into ur ims throwing glitter 2 plot!  (not clickbait)

aesthetics: A bouquet of roses thrown into the trash. she is the nonchalance and sarcasm of finger guns. cherry flavored lollipops used as accessories, the beauty of a swearword, and red velvet ribbons in her hair. faux fur and heart shaped sunglasses.  worn leather jackets and vibrant colored cigarettes dangling from her fingers while she dances around empty paris streets. prancing down alleyways hunting for brunch on a lazy sunday afternoon, and leaving love notes in the mirror with her lipstick before sneaking out the door.

OK SO The Valmont’s born and bred in NYC own a chain of luxury hotels and fine resorts and basically sienna’s role in her family is to look pretty and keep the Valmont name relevant with prestige.

The Valmont’s like to stay relevant without making terrible headlines in the press or for the sordid things their kids do..they refuse to become or be on the same level as the hilton family. they’re v business savvy and would hate for the valmont name to be tarnished bc of their kids. so they are constantly paying people off to keep things hidden and mute. They run in that affluent circle of the rich and famous; but aren’t necessarily coined as celebrities.

anyways, sienna is always looking to chase after that next high that gets her heart racing or her feet twirling her into chaos… like she is the actual definition of i’m here for a good time.. not a long time!!!

basically i based her off of this quote here: “She’s living in Paris to ‘study art’ as a creative writing student, but really she’s just a party girl who likes spending her parent’s money. She spends her time sitting in cafes reading fashion magazines and hunting down vintage Prada. She likes night drives, sparkling Rosé  and wants a pet snake. There’s a pocket knife in her Petite Malle.”

she jus wrapped up her year abroad n her parents hav now forced her into an ivy league

she’s majoring in drama and theatre arts bc tbh she doesn’t know what she wants to do n she is naturally dramatic n extra so rly, it was a natural choice for her.  n rly her parents didn’t care what she took as long as she graduated under an ivy league 

she is the youngest of 5 siblings so basically she’s gotten a free pass w her older siblings being geared more towards runnin the business. aside from her mother parading her around like a trophy and practically whoring her out and praying she settles down with a CEO��S son.

10/10 sienna would sell her parents for a piece of gum but would go to war for her siblings.

queen of romanticizing everything sees everything through rose tinted glasses n prances around likes she’s in a wes anderson film

typically carries around a tiny vintage designer purse and is probably always that go-to brunch friend for all your needs. Hungover? she’s got advil. oh, you don’t like advil? she also has ibuprofen and tums. need a pick me up? she’s got three shades of red lipsticks. choose upon your liking!

literally is so shameless and ruthless and has little care in the world for other’s feelings except for her own and her siblings.

v childish n immature

has that effortless magnetic pull tht jus captivates ppl like.. she’s whimsical n is just..the kind of girl ppl would write songs abt??

dreamy and detached is a solid way to describe her

says sorry a lot but has never said/meant a genuine apology in her entire existence

not used to hearing the word no and jus finesse’s her way thru life like she’s in a perfume advert

okk that’s all i got.. thnx for prowlin thru this!! pls plot with me

[bookswithgracie]

Empire of Storms Notes pt2

SPOILERS AHEAD

C# = chapter number

Pt 1 xxx

C40- ya could’ve made Elide gay, but cha didn't

C41- damn it Elide

Lorcan&Elide are second only to Aedion&Lys

C42- Manon arrived. The gang is all here (almost)

My! Boy! Saved! Her!

Manon&Dorian are soup for my soul

C43- Lorcan is highkey infatuated

Enemies to sort of lovers back to enemies-ish but not really??

I’m thinkin “MATE MATE MATE”

C44- sis that is one way to get splinters in the ass

Everyone on this boat is gettin it tonight folks shiit

I’m screaming dear lord

Get me a Dorian TODAY plz n thnx

C45- I can’t pick an otp rn I love all the love

Dorian is my #1 boy since day 1

C46- oh dag

Dorian backing up his girl- love it

Aw beans y’all really miffed it

C48- Manon goes for the throat and does not miss

C49- Ummm wtf Vernon needs to get dead

C50- Yes Elide bb kick some ass

Go getcha woman Lorcan

Oh get em sis!

I’m mad she showed him but happy they’re in love

Awww... if he betrays her, he will Pay

C51- Manon better make friends

C52- This lying ass piece of shit

Alexa, play “what do you know about love?” from Frozen

If Lorcan betrays my beautiful daughter I SWON TO JOHN

We don’t even need to be on a ship to get it tonight folks

C53- Dorian is soooo Choice- I love this boy

Rowan stop being so Dad

I don’t want any of my Boys to die😭

C54- I swon TO john I hate this foreshadowing of Dorian and the Lock

I love two savage Queens bonding over swords

It’s poppin off now Boys

C56- Lorcan, you better stay this ride or die

C57- Elide is my strong daughter who I love

I’m crying the fam is finally all together

Wow I’m really actually really crying a lot

C58- Who would’ve guessed in book 1??

C59- I ship Ansel with Celena (but not Aelin, yenno?)

Aedion, the Bicon we need and love

C60- JK Manon&Ansel til I Die (don’t have to split the land if you’re married🤷🏻‍♀️)

Stop hinting that Dorian will make the final sacrifice. Stop it.

Boat sex is The Sex of this book folks

50 Shades of Dorian oh chit wow ok

mmm fuk

C61- Rowan wtf is you doin?

C63- Dorian, sweetie, plz stop saying you’ll die for your friends

C64- ummMmmm wut

C65- so Elena made a stupid selfish decision that screwed over her descendants?? Coolcoolcool

Dorian can’t die please stop

N O

C66- Lysandra is straight up savage and I love her

Dorian is good and pure and deserves only love wtf

C67- Getchu a loyal mans

The slight rise before a Big Fall. I’m frightened

Not MY Elide

C68- it’s supposed to be Devastating that Aelin is the price but I know it’s gonna be Dory

Elide isn’t goin down, not now not ever

C69- Aww Aedion And Lys are Very Good

YES ABRAXOS GETTIN THE LADIESSS YES

C71- oh Lorcan you stupid shithead omg

Why do these bastards constantly think they know what’s best?

Maeve is The Worst wow

BUT I CALLED IT MATES HEYOO

C73- I love Manon yes sis

Lorcan can huff my gym shorts

C74- Everything is So Bad oh lord

Fuk no not Doriannnnnn

C75- Hi I’m heartbroken

END

[probayern]

What are some of your favourite foods?

What are your favourite things about living in New York? Anything you miss about Minnesota?

What are some of your favourite moments of the past season? (For all sports you follow.)

What’s your favourite song atm?

jack 💞 hello this is going to be a novel lmao i'm so sorry

favorite foods? ooh good q lots of things! usually i say sushi but there are also a lot of specifically bulgarian things i love, like shopska salata and kozunak and tarator, which will always always make me happy no matter what

favorite things abt new york? thnx for the invitation to be a stereotypical new yorker who can't shut up about new york but... i just love it. i love big cities with lots of different neighborhoods where you can just walk and encounter so many different vibes and cultures. i love how there is ALWAYS something to do and you can never get bored. i love how easy it is to meet random people, and i love how willing people are to travel to see you. i love the parks and i love how everyone just lives their lives in the streets, especially in the summer, like... i know a lot of people think new york is lonely but i've never lived anywhere i've felt less alone

things i miss about mn? oh i do miss things about it. i miss how big the sky is in the midwest, how tempermental the weather can be. i miss driving, i looove driving. i miss lakes and summers outside and space

favorite moments of the past season? oh good question! ok i'll do 2021-22 for football and 2021 for f1. football: bayern winning the league at dortmund was fun. the fall was really fun! i loved like basically all of sept-oct and then... yeah. and f1: brazil 2021... unparalleled will never be the same. also hungary! except we ignore seb dsq <3 (this is a funny question to answer bc i guess these were both kind of painful seasons for my sports interests??)

favorite song atm? mm i've been listening to i don't really care for you by CMAT a lot and dover beach by baby queen!

get to know me!

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 27.07.17 lb

plain text version here. 

oh man. starting straighttttt off with dil todne waala scene. i thought the show would just do its usual BS of just getting over things in 3 seconds once they’re out of sight. 😕😕😕

dang, is nakuul wearing the fuckkkkkkk outta that sweater or what? i’ve never been this attracted to him in such a long time. 

UH HUH HONEY.MP3 😍😍😍

stone singh oberoi se MOM singh oberoi. 😚😚😚

“mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap is intehaa tak kisi se pyaar kar sakte hai.” “TUMHE nahi pata tha?”

dead. i am dead. I AM FUCKING DEADDDDDDDDD. MY FUCKING HEART OH GODDDDD. 😥😥😥😥😥😥😥

ouff. the way they’re looking at each other. i... just... shit. 😭😭😭

sure. sure, you’re both talking about pari. *me still sweeping up the shattered bits of my heart with jhaadooo in bg* 😪😪😪

fuck nakuul and his FACE and the way he’s doing this whole scene and making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😢😢😢

LMAO SVETLANA’S FACE ON HAVING TO DEAL WITH TEJ HAHAHAHAHA. 😂😂😂

i think i can guess what the plan is, based on the tiny 1 second thing i saw while skipping the preview thing: these two are gonna provoke jhanvi into “killing” tej, and put her away in jail for life. or something like that. 😕😕😕

pffffffffffft. hiding righttttttttt in front of a mirror. what nonsense. jhanvi, every single day, you astounddd me with your new lows in mental capacity. 😐😐😐

dude seriously, nakuul’s killing it in this sweater. i’m so used to seeing him in such ajeeb atrangi kapde that this simple outfit is just making my heart go into overdrive. 😍😍😍

no, i won’t go into the fact that he’s wearing a SWEATER in july in mumbai. i shall pick my battles wisely and just enjoy this for what it is. 😊😊😊

i never thought that these three hot messes could be dads, but... sniff. i was wrong. they’d make kinda awesome dads actually. unlike their own dads. 😌😌😌

OMFG. IDK WHAT I’M BEING REWARDED FOR TODAY BY THIS SHOW, BUT SERIOUSLY, TODAY IS A DAY OF BUMPER BOUNTIES FOR ME. i’ve always, ALWAYS wanted to see shivaay get over his NKK BS by broaching the topic of adoption of a child - where he knows nothing about its NKK, but is just... overwhelmed with love for anika and wanting to become a parent WITH her. AND IT HAPPENED. THE SHOW JUST... GAVE IT TO ME. PLEASE EXCUSE ME, I HAVE GO TO CRY FOR 10 MINUTES. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

of course. he doesn’t like being faced by the truth. this stupid mannnnnnnnnn. but oh god, i’m just so filled with love for shivaay today. *continues crying* 😪😪😪

lolololol rudraaaaaaaaaa. i know what’s coming. I KNOW WHAT’S COMING. 😆😆😆

hahahahahaha yeppppp. rudra’s chachu waale hormones are in overdrive. 🤣🤣🤣

i love how he didn’t tell shivaay this. coz he knew shivaay would straight-up drown him in the fucking pool if he tried. 😂😂😂

“ek baat bolun? yeh raat ko 12 baje tak mere saath baithna bandh karo. raat to 8 baje aap ke kamre ka darwaaza bandh ho jaana chahiye. MEHNAT NAHI KAROGE TOH PHAL KAISE MILEGA????” 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

oh man, from your lipssss to god’s earsss, rudra. i hope your two stupid older brothers both get to sexing their wifes asap. 😇😇😇

“SHUT UP NAHI, SHUT THE DOOR. CHACHU BANAO MUJHE.” 🤣🤣🤣

things that don’t matter to shivaay anymore:

naam khoon khaandaan. 🙄🙄🙄

anika’s “betrayal”. it’s obvious that the man has completely forgiven her. 😪😪😪

anything that keeps him away from anika. 😌😌😌

THE GROWTH. THE GROWTH THIS MAN HAS UNDERGONE. I WILL FOREVER BE THANKFUL TO THIS BABY TRACK FOR THIS. AND TO THINK I WASN’T GOING TO WATCH IT. *weeping* 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“koi faayda nahi, bohut der ho chuki hai.”

oh my heart. he thinks he’s lost her. again. 😫😫😫

he means WITH HIM, you idiot girl. HE WANTS YOU BACK IN THE ROOM WITH HIM. AS HIS WIFE. TO GET STARTED ON THE BABY MAKING. 😣😣😣

oh jhanvi. OH JHANVI. 😞😞😞

svetlana’s rage face. she wants to murder tej herself for putting his filthy hands on jhanvi. /headcanon 👿👿👿

SAUTEN BANIIIIIII SAHELIIIIIIIIIII. the lesbian svetlana/jhanvi web spinoff we all deserve. 😔😔😔

fuck, look at this queen. she’s so fucking hot. 😍😍😍😍

i’m just sooooooooo sad this is the larger tej/svetlana plan. sigh. 😔😔😔

yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup. called it. 😕😕😕

even though he’s faking it (?), he had that a long time coming. fucking asshole. 😒😒😒

isn’t rudra getting tooooooo fucking angsty over... like, you aren’t even in a relationship with her officially????? if you like her thaaat much then make the damn relationship official. awaiiii ka passive aggressive drama for no real reason. 🙄🙄🙄

lo, shivaay bas 5 minute pehle sudhar gaya, toh ab ISKA “faraq nahi padta” jaaap shuru ho gaya. these stupid boys and their stupid issues. 😑😑😑

... ok this BS is just ruining my mood, so fwding. give me the other oBros who have non irritating love stories, thnx. 😐😐😐

why is om conducting work meetings in his BEDROOM? 🤔🤔🤔

what nuksaan is he talking about? his lack of interest in art? 😗😗😗

aw, omkiiiiiiii. *hugs my soft boy* 😔😔😔

abbbbb gauriiiiii banegiiii uskiiiiii prernaaaa. uski museeeeeeee. 😇😇😇😍😍😍😚😚😚

WAIT. THE PLAN WASN’T TO “MURDER” TEJ?????? WHAT WAS THE PLAN THEN?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!! OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO I DARE HOPE???? 😧😧😧

jhanviiii, i know you loved him for god knows what reason, but... come on. good riddance. 🙄🙄🙄

YESSSSSSSS SVETLANA!!!!!!! SAMBHAALOFY YOUR OUT OF CONTROL GIRLFRIEND. GET HER TO SEE SENSE. 😟😟😟

OMFG MY SVETVIIIIIIIIIII SHIPPPPPP IS SAILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😧😧😧😧😧😧 YOU GUYS. I SERIOUSLY.... WHAT AM I BEING REWARDED FOR TODAY? WHY IS THIS EPISODE GIVING ME EVERY. SINGLE. THING. I. EVER. WANTED?!?!!??! THE ONLY THING LEFT IS THE EPISODE ENDING WITH A SHIVIKA SEX SCENE. 😗😗😗

ugh anda and her anda issues again. 😒😒😒

lmaooooo are they gonna ‘weekend at bernie’s’ him?!?!?! 😂😂😂

oh boy, his phone fell out, is that going to be a plot point???? 😬😬😬

lolllll, they just straight-up stole that rug from the hotel. 😆😆😆

thank god bhavya’s at least bothering to inform someone about leaving the house this time. 😐😐😐

gauri’s dupatta doesn’t go with her kurta at all. it’s annoying me. 😣😣😣

why is om working in the dark? 🤔🤔🤔

ouff, he can totally get it with the glasses though. mmm hmmmmmm. 😏😏😏

men with glasses are my fucking kryptonite. 😍😍😍💦💦💦

WHY DID YOU TAKE THEM OFF JUST AS I SAID THAT????? 😒😒😒

they’re also addressing his change of character?!?!!? omfg. 😱😱😱

oh thank god, MAAAAAAAAA is gone. waise bhi yahan rehke she wasn’t doing anything to improve these two’s relationship. achcha hai chali gayi. 🙄🙄🙄

oh om. such an emo angsty child you are. 😗😗😗

i’m so happy to see the return of soffffffft arty omki though. 😚😚😚

ok what nonsense, this is clearlyyyy outside Oberoi Mansion. why won’t you people just find more shooting locations??? 😒😒😒

lmaoooooooo svetlana’s totally caaaaaaaasual pose to hide the fact that she’s standing over a body. amazing. what a queen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ugh, i knew this phone thing would fuck them over. 😬😬😬

montage of svetlana being a master of disguise. i love her. i love her. i looooooooooove her. 💗💗💗💗💗💗

ugh, they managed to pick the exact same graveyard that bhavya’s in. what even are the fucking odds. 😒😒😒

shivaay, we know you’ve forgiven her and you’re just keeping this half-hearted gussa up for omru’s benefit. 😐😐😐

their “forgiveness” is what is gonna make the wheels in his head spin, methinks. like it should have WEEKS ago. when they signed the damn house over to her. 🙄🙄🙄

what an episode, man. what a fucking episode. can’t remember the last time i loved an episode this much! 😊😊😊

[boystownbirdie]

LMWTV4U: GOT S7E2

It’s time for another installment of let me watch TV for you (LMWTV4U) where I watch TV shows so you don’t have to! Today I’ll be re-capping the latest ep of Game of Thrones, Season 7.

As always, spoiler alert! Also, reminder that I have a new feature called WHY DOES THIS SCENE EVEN MATTER or (WDTSEM?) to help us decipher those random scenes that seemingly serve no purpose. SO MUCH HAPPENED TONIGHT SO LET’S GO!!!!!

We start at Dragonstone where Khaleesi and co are still strategizin’

Khaleesi’s pals are trying to get her to attack QPC ASAP but she’s not really havin’ it. She proceeds to rip Sleevey a new a-hole for his lack of loyalty. If you’ll recall Sleevey is a schemer and is the one who basically brought together all of Khaleesi’s current crew but also was the one who sent assassins to kill Khaleesi back in season 1. She’s like will you be loyal 2 me? And he’s like sure...until I’m not anymore. And then you can kill me. And she’s like kewl good plan also will you lemme know if I’m doing a bad job as Kween and he’s like yep, sure.

Next, the red witch lady (who Bae sent away at the end of Season 6 because she burned alive this sweet bb gurl but also who brought him back from the dead) shows up on Khaleesi’s doorstep. Khaleesi is like hey what up I also speak the fanciest language and your religion is #trending back home and helping to keep people calm so… thanks. And the witch lady is like great, also FYI Bae is pretty fine and just got named “King of the North” thought you should know. Tyrion, who is like basically vice president, is like ya I remember Bae he was a kewl kid we met in Season 1. Obvi Khaleesi doesn’t know that Bae is her nephew yet but she’s like, well let’s invite him to hang out here but he’s got to #bowdownbitches to moi.

Later in the ep, we pop back by Dragonstone and Khaleesi is meeting with her peeps in the map room. Previously-traumatized Theon’s (PTT’s) sister is like we should launch our armies and dragons on Queen Pixie Cut (QPC) like right now please because she’s a shady bitch. And then the Sand Queen (she’s the one whose daughters are called the “Sand Snakes” and who stabbed her brother in law and took over down South last season) is like BTW I hate the Lannisters and my hubby got his head squeezed to death 2 seasons ago when he was defending YOUR honor, Tyrion and I’m not over it. And also Queen Makeunder’s (who got ‘sploded last season) grandma is there and she is like I miss my granddaughter and also you shouldn’t worry about burning up innocent people with dragons because QPC did it and now look at her!

Khaleesi is like I #respectmyelders but also, naw dawg. She decides PTT’s sis and Sand Queen will head down south and round up all of their troops together then they’ll attack QPC slowly because she can’t bring her Dothraki dudes and Unsullied troops over there it would be CHAOS. She does decide to send the unsullied troops to Tyrion’s hometown, Casterly Rock, to take that place over. Everyone is pretty on board with this plan except for Grandma so Khaleesi’s like DM- me, k? Khaleesi and grandma sit down and gma is like you should not trust Tyrion, this plan is dumb. Also, you ARE a dragon. And Khaleesi is like thnx for the inspo but.... I don’t wanna burn everyone up. 

Then, Khaleesi’s bestie/translator who is FLY AS HELL and has the coolest outfits and hairstyles, goes to talk to Greyworm, the leader of the unsullied army. These 2 have had the hots for eachother forever, so it’s no surprise when they FINALLY HOOKUP YAASSS GAGA! If you’ll recall the unsullied are all castrated as kids so he’s kinda embarrassed about his lack-of-package, but hottie translator is like NBD let’s do this. And so he, much like Jon Snow season 3, is like NBD lemme go down on you and she is LOVING IT. And it’s a great scene because we haven’t had nearly as much sensuality on GoT in the past few years and we needed it.

Let’s stop in Winterfell to check in on Bae and Sansa, shall we?

That letter that Khaleesi mailed to Bae has already arrived and Bae is like I know it’s legit because Tyrion put an inside joke in there that only he and I would get, OK? Sansa is like yep I was briefly married to Tyrion against both of our wills and he was v nice to me and treated me well. And No-Knuckles is there too and he’s like fire kills those ice zombies and dragons = fire and everyone is like sure but can we trust her?

Later in the ep, Bae gets the letter that his bestie, Sam, sent him in last week’s ep about how there’s heaps o’ dragonglass under dragonstone. Bae is like ok now that I’ve got these 2 very informative letters, I need to go see Khaleesi. All of his pals/ people loyal to him are like BAD IDEA, BAE don’t leave us we need you. And Sansa is like ya dude you can’t just leave and then no one’s in charge over here and he’s like LEAN IN GURL YOU DA KWEEN OF WINTERFELL. And she’s like I guess I never considered that but Ok, fine.

Then Bae stops by to visit their dad’s grave (well actually his uncle but he doesn’t know yet) and Littlefinger comes creepin’ around like hey remember how your stepmom was always mean to you? I was in love with her! And Bae’s like GTFO. And Littlefinger is like #you’rewelcome #dwaynetherockjohnsoninmoana  for helping you win this place back last season. And Bae is like don’t touch Sansa, k?

WDTSEM? We’re supposed to think Sansa might just take Littlefinger’s advice and do some sort of plot to take over from Bae, especially now that they’re fighting on the regs and now she’s all in charge. Personally, I think Sansa is smarter than that and also she’s made it quite clear that she’s grossed out by Littlefinger, esp his obsession with her mom. WHO KNOWS what will happen, but this last scene is probably supposed to plant some seeds of doubt.

We briefly touch base in King’s Landing with QPC…

She’s sitting on the coveted throne-of-swords and telling people how awful Khaleesi is. She’s like ya…. She’s gonna burn y’all up with her dragons. And everyone is like but remember last season when you burned up half of this city? Sam’s dad is there and he was a major dick last season and nothing seems to have changed in that department. QPC’s bro/lover, Jamie, is like will you please fight for us? And he’s like I would but I promised that grandma (who is currently #teamKhaleesi) that I’d be loyal to her so… no. But Jamie is like well if you change your mind I can put you in charge and you can forget about grandma. He doesn’t seem convinced but we’ll see.

Later in the ep, QPC checks out some dragon skulls with the “maester” because now that Khaleesi has these dragons, she’s gotta figure something out. He shows her this giant crossbow/catapult thing he’s made that can kill dragons and she’s like wow kewl.

We also briefly check in with Sam in “Old Town”

He’s still interning at the maester-training-academy and he’s treating Khaleesi’s former bestie, Stoney, who has that terrible skin-turning-to-stone disease. Sam’s boss is like sorry, Stoney, you’re done-zo, you have to go live with the stonemen. And Sam is like hold up, you’re a Mormont? My old boss when I was in the celibate-dude-ice-wall-guarding-army was your dad and he was a badass. Also, I had to watch these creepy dudes stab him so I owe your fam. He tries to talk about cures for the Stone disease but his boss is like SHUT UP YOU’RE JUST AN INTERN!

So Sam comes back that night and is like ok would it be kewl with you if I perform surgery on you, Stoney? I am just an intern and I’ve never practiced this before but let’s try it. And then we have to watch a truly disgusting surgical-removal of stone-skin that honestly even writing about it I’m dry heaving.

Arya is still on the road, headed to kill QPC last we checked…

She stops in to this pub to see an old friend name HOT PIE (that’s his real name, not a nickname) who is a wonderful chef. She eats some of his bread and drinks some beer and he keeps asking her questions but she is REALLY EVASIVE and won’t look him in the eye. He asks about Ladyknight, who we know is now working for Sansa full time, but who previously was trying to find Arya too. Arya is like, ya, she found me but then I had to head east to the face-swapping-assassin-training-academy. And he’s like you should check out Winterfell because I know you’re secretly a Stark. And she’s like NO THANKS, the Boltons are in charge over there and I don’t wanna get skinned alive. And he’s like NAW BITCH your bro, Bae, is in charge over there now. Which I guess in all of her travels she still didn’t know this? IDK seems fishy. But then she’s getting ready to leave and is about to keep heading to kill QPC but then CHANGES HER MIND AND HEADS TOWARD WINTERFELL! It was a very sweet moment in the episode and full disclosure I did tear up a little.

WDTSEM? Arya, in her current life as an assassin, has lost some of her humanity, as shown when she can’t even look her old pal in the eye. But finding out that her bro is still alive and that her old home, Winterfell, is in the Starks’ hands again has changed her. After meeting Ed Sheeran last week and his whole crew who reminded her of the importance of home and being with family, she’s finally deciding there are more important things in life than revenge. Which is kind of sweet.

Later, she stops for the night and is trying to stay warm by a fire when her horse starts gettin’ real spooked. Suddenly a pack of giant wolves (which are totally her brand because #stark) surrounds her, and she realizes one of them is her old pet who she set free back in season 1. She’s like hey.... Remember me… we were friends? And the wolf is like ummm… new phone who dis? And she’s like please come with me, I’m headed home. But the wolf is like sorz, can’t. And she says ���that’s not you.” IDK if she means this is literally not her old pet or if she’s saying this feral version of you with a pack of wolves is not the wolf I knew. It doesn’t take a TV genius to figure out wolf = Arya and she’s conflicted between her new “feral side” and her old, daughter of a Stark side.

Our last scene is A DOOZY and it takes place on the high seas…

PTT and his sis are headed south with the Sand Queen (SQ) lady per Khaleesi’s instructions. We get a quick scene with her daughters, the Sand Snakes, just to remind us they’re all badasses and then we check in on SQ, PTT and his sis. SQ is like why do you keep your bro around he’s always acting all previously-traumatized. And his sis is like he protects me, but SQ is like you don’t need protection… and she and the sis start touching each other. PTT is like that’s my cue to leave, but just as some hawt SQ on PTT-sis action is about to go down, their ship is under attack. PTT and sis head upstairs and it turns out their crazy Uncle has come to find them! 

He sets all of their ships on fire and is tearing through all of their armies. The Sand Snakes put up a fight but sadly are taken out one-by-one. SQ is captured and is like, please kill me, but they do not. Then PTT’s sis and uncle go head to head. PTT’s sis is a major badass but uncle crazy-pants has craziness on his side and also captures her. He’s holding her hostage, about to cut her throat, so PTT is like ummmmmm….idk what to do. He’s clearly having some serious PTSD, so rather than make any decision, he jumps off the boat. His sis seems v v disappointed because she was literally just bragging about how he can protect her. He survives but is last seen floating sadly, watching all of their ships burn and his sis get taken away…

WDTSEM? Remember last week when uncle crazy-pants came to see QPC and bragged about having 2 hands? Well he promised to bring her a gift, and while my initial guess that it would be some sort of dragon-horn was probably off, it seems like the gift he’s bringing are these hostages. He now has the Sand Queen and PTT’s sis, both of whom are v powerful players. Having them to bargain with will be very helpful for QPC, assuming that’s the plan.

Final thoughts:

This ep was actually pretty great, minus the disgusting amateur surgery scenes! The fight scene at the end clearly had a huge budget and it showed- the fiery sparks throughout the entire scene were so cool and we’ve never seen much fighting-at-sea (with ships v. ships instead of ships v. land). The CGI people really did a bang up job if you ask me! #nerdalert

Biggest surprise this ep: I did NOT see that whole attack at the end coming! Also, everything is happening so fast! Everyone is learning about everyone else so quickly. I feel like in past seasons it would have taken us 2 eps at least to get something in the mail but now the mail’s coming 2-3 times an ep!

Biggest letdown:I was hoping, based on the preview, that Bae would really come for Littlefinger and squeeze him real good, but he was pretty gentle. Shoulda known because Bae is not one to strangle willy-nilly but DAMN I am sick of listening to Littlefinger.

Important fashion moments: Khaleesi’s shiny black get up was pretty great and I’m coming around to Sansa’s weird chain necklace.

Who died this ep? The Sand Snakes (RIP) and a bunch of Iron-Islanders (PTT’s people) and probably some Dornish people too (SQ’s people)

Thanks for reading, tell your friends! Check in next week! 

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ok so this is a req for a love interest for cyril !!! i say love interest cause this guy is most certainly not a boyfriend, and is pretty much! a pretty shitty guy. the inspo for this req is the song the good in me by jon bellion ( i know i only use jon bellion SUE ME ). like the lines “Yeah, you're making a ruin of me / Try to survive, keep my spirit alive / But like a knife in the woods / Yeah, you hunt down the good in me” & “It's my own fault but you had this planned / All of me, you take now, like criminals and shakedowns / Yeah, you make me forget who I am”. hONESTLY I COULD QUOTE THE WHOLE SONG SO.. ONTO THE REQ

ok so a lil’ backstory is basically that cyril was raised in queens, ny and he started off as a really good kid!! he was smart and quick-witted and a hard-worker, enough so that when he was in high school he was deadset on attending an ivy league and guess what! he did! only for four months but it was enough for him to get a Taste of what he’d always wanted. sad side of the story is that he met this fucking dick here (we’ll call him zane for the purpose of the ad) who just... kinda fucked him up! zane didn’t attend the same school, but he was a friend of a friend and cyril got.. really caught up! zane dragged him out all the time and made him do really shitty things by egging him the fuck on and got him involved in a lot of crimes by manipulating cyril (see: come on it’ll be fun don’t be a fucking baby). this leaded up to cyril getting caught stealing from a gas station, expelled from his school, and sent to prison for a few months. (: thnx

after getting out cyril just... spiraled downward!! he got heavily involved in crime, on one part thanks to zane, who reintroduced himself into cyril’s life shortly after (cyril wanted Nothing to do with him but zane insisted and cyril was feeling vulnerable and weak so). it was probably around this time that their relationship became ... romantic ? sexual ? i wouldn’t rly say romantic but it was mostly just full of hate and spite and cyril hated how zane made him feel and yet.. he stayed! anyways, cyril spent the next seven years going in and out of prison and just spiraling further and further until his mother died from a stroke when he was 28 (his father had died previously when he was in high school) and he sort of. just disappeared? he buried his mother and then said fuck this and left new york and basically vowed to never go back.

he travelled around for the next two or three years until he finally settled in LA (he needed big cities for Illegal Activities ya know). so i’d really like for zane to sort of show up!! you can come up w/ his reason for why (& his backstory and basically anything). maybe he’s some rich kid and he came to LA for criminal things? maybe he’s involved in some criminal ring that requires him here? i want their encounter to sort of be a Chance Encounter. like zane comes to the bar that cyril works at or they encounter each other while doing criminal things and cyril is like FUkc YoU bITCH!!!! but like... he’s also weak and i would rly like for zane to sort of.. drag him down again ?? fuck him Up.

this is REALLY LOGN FUCK but basically i don’t think they’ll be finals, i honestly dont know if they’ll even be romantic again (it depends on the interaction but i would like for .. Things to happen because i love Pain and Suffering). but basically – i just want him to be a shitty criminal counterpart for cyril !!! he needs to be around the same age (like within a year or two so 33-34) and i really really would like you to use zane holtz!!! mostly bc he’s Hot but he also has the image i was going for and im really picky when it comes to ships w/ riz so. lmao. i will make u all the things if you take this and guaranteed interaction so !! pls !!! LOVE ME !!!!!!! if u have any q’s feel free to message me <3333