#ok tags. i need to do those liberally

[dansformations]

"This ass Is your for farting"

Tags: dumbification, male tfs, fart kink, wish went wrong.

This Is my fault. I tought my boyfriend was too femenine, too flamboyant...

I liked him, he was handsome, smart, lovely ... and With the Best ass around, but just not really into girly guys, he kinda embarrasses me when im with my mates... So i push him to convice him to join to the soccer team, maybe he could learn one or two Things about being masculine around those studs of the team.

After lots of trying, telling him i had a 'phantasy with soccer players' he said yes, he pick the team in base of the uniform tho.., the one who 'make him look Better', obviously the pink.

At start he wasnt enjoying It, but with the Time i saw him getting More excited about It, Until the day he came to our place excited about his first game, that day also notice something diferent... A slightly stench, i tought he just forgot to put some deodorant that day, but that stench just got stronger and stronger With time..., and he looked ok With it, a little too much i would say:

PRRRRPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT he lifted a leg and farted while we were at the couch together watching a movie - huh huh! Protein fart!

-Sweetheart, wtf!? - i said covering my nose

- Just some Man scent, "sweetheart" - i felt some anoy in His voice, and More in that last part - and this thing Is getting to boring, Let me find something Better - he quit or drama queer movie and changed It into the sport channel - there you go! Thats Better

"Well, at least hes not Girly anymore..." I said to myself. That couldnt console me for everything that was about to happen tho.

His stench was More and More strong, sometimes he wasnt getting showers or bath at all, and the one time i convince him to take a bath together saying we needed it something romantic (but being honest just needed him to get rid of the smell) he just...

-Hey, Babe, want me to turn this into a jacuzzi? - then he farted for like half of minute, flooding everything with its bubbles of stink

And as if that were not enough, he wasnt bottoming at all.

- "This ass Is your for farting, Bro"

With the Time i get he got sick of me trying to school him to being the educated cute bot he used to be, so he started saying i should join His team.

- "Maybe we can show you one thing or two of how to be a real Man"

It was devastated. Now i was the Girly one of the relationship, It seems.

And im tired, of the new him, of the new me, of the new us... So im doing something about It.

I walk to the training camp, ready for my first day in the team. Maybe he has reason. And he acept when I tried to change him, so... Maybe Is my turn.

I see my stud boyfriend pushing one of His buttcheeks while Lets out a really long fartp

PPPPRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTRRRFTFFFT

Liberates With a dumb face expresion while His mates laugh loudly like a Group of childs.

I sigh and take a sip of my protein shake, I don't want to embarrass him in front of his mates.

[dorkhellbside]

HELLO!

this is desta-joy-d-etc-etc comin' in hot with another homestuck blog as referenced by the b side in the url. the main one would be @conceptofjoy.

general info and content warnings under the cut. suggested ages 16+, and no stri-cest shippers please and thank you.

every hal panel on a google word doc (WIP) collaborative music yt playlist view link || invite link send an ask by if you just want to rec a song.

aggregate of dirkhal content; im using the ship name here, but i really just mean any weirdly intense interaction between the two. i love studying them with a magnifying glass. hashtag alter hal truther.

i fuck heavy with dirkjakehal. we might have to fight if i see a mf diss english with their whole chest.

huge fan of t-fem hal and t-masc dirk. you'll probably see me she/they hal a lot. i have a human design of hal i default to that exists in my imaginary post canon scenario. more deets on the other blog but there's not a whole lotta story, i'm afraid.

no 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚝, any reblogs i make will be avoiding posts with those tags, and i'm a very liberal with blocking if you apply them to my own ^_^. we can hash out the ethics of hypothetical clone fucking, but like, really? is this what we want to be doing? don't like don't follow and i'll be doing the same.

CONTENT TAGGING! this is important. there will be heavy discussions and depictions of abysmal mental health and power imbalances and i will try to be top of that shit with the tags, but also tell me if you need something tagged even if its not "thaaat serious". subjects/ tags may include: physical abuse, verbal abuse, codependency, decapitation, gore, (those will be tagged separately), self harm, unreality and disassociation, freud and incest as it is discussed thematically in homestuck, suicide and suicidal ideation, intrusive thoughts, dubious consent, suggestive content, nudity, nsfw. the list's always gonna be a work in process, learnin' as i go here. also, cause of their general consent issues and the nature of their relationship, it's like... ok, what im saying is, not posting rape. totes reasonable to not trust a rando on the internet with what qualifies as ""dubious consent"", do what you need to do brah.

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[queersatanic]

heyo! what can i, a teen in a really boring wealthy neighborhood with no queer community, do to combat fascism/make people aware of how wasteful and bigoted they are/generally fuck things up?

thanks so much!!

Before we get into the meat of your question, one thing we're hearing from this ask that you're going to want to keep an eye on is the idea that you know more than other people and need to educate people from a place of superiority over them. This is something that liberals do quite a lot, and while there's not a lot of reason to be sympathetic to reactionaries, something they are justified in responding negatively to is the patronizing idea that they just lack awareness of how wasteful or bigoted they are (in reality, they have a different set of values, and those values lead them to reasonable, but harmful, ends).

That is not the main point of your ask or this answer, but just watch in yourself the urge to view your self as better than others, speaking down to them.

OK, to the main point of your ask: A really important first step is going to be honestly evaluating the level of risk you're willing to take.

If you are a teenager in a wealthy family, this is probably the time when you are least likely to be meaningfully punished for, for example, breaking laws. However, there will may still be consequences for you that you don't like. Do you have parental support? Do you rely on them for your finances, or do you have some independent income? What is your support network like in general in case you make some of your peers or authority figures upset with you? Etc.

So that's the first thing: think about what sort of consequences you are currently prepared to deal with, with the understanding that may change later for you.

To give you one example: graffiti is great. The one that will probably get you in the most trouble but has some of the highest utility is spraypainting. Of course, if you don't already have artistic hobbies, it may be obvious if you go out and buy a bunch of spraypaint cans then tags start showing up all over your neighborhood, and this might be something you want to keep in mind. But there's also slap stickers, mop markers, wheatpasting. Actually, @crimethinc has a few guides on this already.

That's one example of an area that you can start doing things in with minimal resources and without needing a large group of people. It allows you to get started, which is the important thing. You are transformed by your practices much more than your plans for future practices, and you'll learn lots of things with real understanding that you only learned about from reading or hearing someone else talk about it.

But you do probably want to do things with other people, and most of them will be initially constrained by legality, so start talking to your peers if you aren't already. Don't lead with, "Hey, do you want to do illegal things together?" (and again, that may not be what you're ready for now, anyway). However, you do need to find other people who are interested in the same sorts of things that you are, and face-to-face conversations are the best way to go about this whenever possible.

You said you're a teen, so the assumption is that you're in school. If so, is there an issue on your campus that lots of your fellow students have a grievance against? Can you organize against that?

For example, is there a tardy policy that people feel is unfair? Can you work toward a collective protest by making everyone be tardy to class for a period, a whole day, a whole week, to overwhelm the system? Does the school have rules that are queerphobic? Is there a perhaps smaller group of people who care about that who can organize a walkout?

If you're out of school and at a job, do you have a union there? Do you have a groupchat that excludes management in order to complain about scheduling or unsafe duties or wage theft? Since it sounds like you still live at home, you're probably more willing to take risks at work than people who rely on jobs to pay rent and avoid eviction, but you likely share some concerns in common you can act on.

You're going to best know the issues local to you, but it's a place to start and get people in the practice of self-organizing and acting directly against hierarchical power.

In doing that, you're going to find other people who are perhaps willing to do illegal acts like graffiti with you. Or who have completely different skills and interests, for example cooking. Meals are a good way to bring people together and bond, and can also be extended to others who need it. By getting to know someone who knows how to cook, you can learn skills that help you later, like starting a local "Food Not Bombs" group for folks who would otherwise miss meals.

There's a lot of things that you can do, can do yourself, and can organize with others directly. It is not easy, but it's often very fun, and it will give you skills you can use later in life, as well as open the imagination of lots of other people about what can be done and how.

CrimethInc again has lots of other resources that you may want to become familiar with:

("Theory" and "praxis" aren't really in tension with one another. You read things other people have done to take advantage of their mistakes and experiences, but you still have to go out and do things yourself to really understand it for your situations and yourself.)

[cogentranting]

No but ok re your tags on my Belle post I've actually been thinking about why she doesn't piss me off as too anachronistic a lot and partly it's because the show is a fun fun time but also it's like. Her mother essentially runs the family, obviously being raised in a family dynamic like that she's going to come out headstrong and pushing for women's rights, and she's aware the reason she gets to do this is because she's the governor's daughter in a far off colony, she literally says the reason she could become a surgeon in Australia is because she and her family ARE the law which makes the whole situation just plausible enough! And yes she's still very sheltered she thinks her family would be chill with her marrying Jack and she doesn't understand the effects of colonialism and that makes her character not insufferable because it's clear rather than being Historical Female Character With 21st Century Views she's instead a woman in a very very specific situation which shapes her into being frightfully progressive!

Yes exactly!

Those two things are what need to be balanced to do this kind of thing well. A. Not being an altogether perfect 21st Century Liberal Feminist and B. Having the right circumstances to produce those beliefs that are unusually progress.

And then you put a gloss over it with how much fun the story is to make up for any gaps (because it doesn't matter how well you did the first two, if I feel like the character is either driven by the writer wanting to lecture the audience, or the author just not knowing how to write outside of their own mindset instead of "hey wouldn't it be fun/interesting" then its not gonna work well).

I think Elizabeth from Pirates of the Caribbean follows the same basic pattern.

[dear-indies]

Hi, do you mind explaining what is wrong with mid size, and what exactly is straight size? I wouldn't say I am on the plus size, but I do have a belly and would use the old fashioned term "plump" to describe myself, but I thought mid size was ok. Thank you for your help, and also, Happy Birthday!

Look at the use, or rather total avoidance, of the word “fat” from the descriptor. Fat is a word that has been used to belittle, degrade and shame larger bodies, and the reclamation of the word by fat people is a powerful tool in growing the fat acceptance and liberation movements. Using a label like mid-size which sidesteps the word “fat” entirely is watering down a concept that has been fought with literal blood, sweat and tears for decades. It’s a way for people to label themselves as different from skinny bodies, but also avoid labelling themselves as fat in any way, which they still consider a “negative” tag. There is still size discrimination in society: fat people don’t receive the same level of care that thin people do in the medical industry, and are denied jobs because of the way they look, to give just two examples. The goal of body inclusion movements is to remove the stigma associated with how someone looks (like assumptions about health, intelligence, or happiness). Because popularising a term like mid-size only puts the spotlight on people unlikely to face those struggles, it doesn’t help break down those barriers for bigger bodies. And that’s without even beginning to address to compounded discrimination faced by BIPOC, gender nonconforming and disabled people who are also fat – is far worse,

In 2020, I released a book called Fattily Ever After, a book focused on centering the perspectives and life experiences of larger sized fat Black women and women of colour in a climate where the voices of larger fat people were being drowned out and further marginalised in favour of more ‘acceptable’ curvy bodies, ie, mid-sized bodies. In the book, I explain in great detail the beginnings of the current wave of the body positivity community, and why its existence is incredibly important for the most marginalised bodies among us. The movement was created as a safe space for larger fat women (and more notably, women of colour) to be able to share our life sexperiences, heal and trade perspectives on how we navigate our lives in a world full of rampant fatphobia. It was a community filled with women who had experienced and had been exposed to; systemic fatphobia, abuse, harassment, fat-shaming, fetishisation, dehumanisation and humiliating treatment due to the shapes of their bodies. The commercialisation of the movement brought forward the visibility of smaller-sized curve models such as Iskra Lawrence, Ashley Graham and the like, and while it was great to see models bigger than a size 8 on the catwalk, in lookbooks and online, there was a clear problem; mid-sized models were being touted as plus size. Women whose bodies featured small waists, big bums, big breasts, small waists, flat-ish tummies and high cheekbones were suddenly being prioritised by the media and brands over the marginalised bodies who had helped create the movement. Advertisers intentionally began to water down fat acceptance to make it more palpable to mainstream audiences – leaving fat people out of its realm altogether.

"I understand there’s a need to want to be able to find other folks who share a similar experience because of what your body type or size is, but there is already language that exists to talk about the fatness of your body in ways that are linked to fat liberation." The language they refer to is the fatness spectrum, with terms such as 'small fat' (size 18 and lower), 'mid fat' (20-24), 'superfat' (26-32) and 'infinifat' (34 and higher). Each of these terms was created to address the type of lived experience you have based on your body size.  Many have criticised the midsize movement for purposefully distancing itself from the words 'small fat' — words that would, in all likelihood, encapsulate the same bodily experience. For these critics, 'midsize' is inherently fatphobic. "When someone says 'midsize', all I hear from them is that they’re trying their best to distance themselves from fatness," concludes @gaydoodlebear. 

and then the fategories:

[bullet-prooflove]

Past Mistakes Part Sixteen: Mattituck - Mike Duarte x Reader

Tagging: @crazy4chickennuggets @kmc1989 @oureternalbond @nessamc @jayblackpanther @mysoulisasunflower @littleone65 @thesandbeneathmytoes @katluke25 @mydarkestsecretlol @evee87 @wooshwastaken @hearthockey @justreblogginfics @im-just-a-mississippi-girl @rosaliedepp @storiesofsvu @smellsliketeensspiryt @legit9thlunaticwarrior @xoxabs88xox @kiwiithecrazybird @spooky-pomegranate @chavez-ashley @telepathay @weiwei0210 @spaghettificationandpretzels @plaidbooks @irishavengersassemble

Past Mistakes Series:

Part One: Try - Mike turns back up in your life after three years apart.

Part Two: Hope (NSFW) - Mike and you get reaquainted.

Part Three: California - Mike and you discuss the past.

Part Four: Favours - Mike asks Liv for a favour.

Part Five: Choices - Mike comes face to face with someone from his past.

Part Six: Truth Hurts - Mike begs you to tell him the truth about what happened three years ago.

Part Seven: Sharing - Mike and Joe have a conversation.

Part Eight: Buried - Mike discovers that McGrath’s misdeeds go far futher than he thought.

Part Nine: Complicated - Mike discusses moving forward.

Part 10: Feral - Mike returns to the apartment to find you’ve disappeared.

Part Eleven: Torture - You wake up in the basement.

Part Twelve: Fire - You and Joe discuss moving forward.

Part Thirteen: Lost Time - You and Mike get real on his porch.

Part Fourteen: Plan B - Mike always has a plan B.

Part Fifteen: Proud - Mike tells you how proud he is of what you’re doing.

Mattituck agrees with you, more than Mike thought it would. You’ve always loved the ocean, in the past when you were in crisis you always headed to the beach. He was fortunate enough the place that Terry owned was right on the beach front. You woke up to the sound of the waves and had tea on the veranda each morning before going for a run on the sand.

It’s been a long time since you’ve experienced this freedom, since you’ve had control of your own life and at times you find it overwhelming. It’s during those times that Mike steps in, that he reassures you that it’s ok to feel the way you do. You begin counselling over Zoom, it helps with the panic attacks, the general anxiety.

Little by little you’re coming back to him.

At night you sleep curled up in his arms, your back pressed against his chest as he cradles you close, his face buried in the curve of your neck. It’s a couple of weeks later that things start to get physical between the two of you. When it comes to you, he’s liberal with his affection, he graces you with small touches, let’s you take what you need. The same thing happens tonight as he lies underneath you, your fingertips trailing over the tattoos on his chest as you straddle his hips. The fabric of your pyjama shorts rubs over his thighs as you trace over the eye inked above his heart.

Everything before this has been a been a series of stolen moments, even before you went undercover. Here in Mattituck, no one cares who you are, that he was you Captain, you can be together freely.

“I love you.” He whispers into the corner of your mouth, his fingertips tucking your hair back behind your ear as you lean over him.

Your lips brush over his and he kisses you with vigour, with a passion he feels deep down inside of his bones. His palms come to rest on your waist, the heat of your skin emanating though the white vest top you’re wearing.

You take his wrists guiding them above his head and his breathing hitches as you pin in them in place. You dip your head, capturing his lips once more, your fingers snag on the waistband of his underwear drawing it lower. Your fingers wrap around his cock, and he moans into your mouth as you use your thumb to smear pre-cum over the tip.

“Let me take care of you.” You murmur against his lips. “You’ve been so busy taking care of me.”

You build him up slowly, stroking up and down the shaft of his cock in languid motions that have Mike writhing underneath you. It feels like there’s electricity shooting through his veins, it erupts through his synapses as that familiar heat rushes through him.

Fuck you feel good, too fucking good. The press of your palm on his wrists, your thighs straddling his, keeping him in place so all he can do is take the pleasure you bestow upon him.

His breath quickens, a flush creeping across his cheeks as a sacrilegious groan tears his throat. He comes hard, white streaks painting your fist as your lips brush over his. You drink down his bliss, your thumb ghosting over the line of his jaw as you look into his eyes.

You see the love he has for you; the adoration and you savour it.

“I love you.” You whisper. “I’ll always love you.”

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[ratsplendor]

*I really really hope this message comes off the way I mean it and not like. Super patronising.* Um. As a thirty-something who left the faith a long time ago and hasn't spoken to a significant chunk of their birth family in about 10 years, I just wanted to say that I totally get where you're at right now and how crazy scary it is. But also that while the scary part is tough, you definitely aren't alone and things can get so much better. You will be ok. <3

(reminder/announcement to anyone who doesn't want to see this kind of thing: pls block the tag #better living through apostasy :) )

it is not at all patronizing--it's so appreciated!! <333

i've been at a point of apathy for at least the last four years, if not more, where i knew i didn't buy into any of it anymore but also didn't entirely mind just going to services once in awhile to avoid having to really talk about it. my disability gets me out of most conversations about my attendance anyway. all of that to say, most of what i feel isn't necessarily fear, but some mournfulness over how heartbroken i know these folks are gonna be.

they raised me. most of them are beautifully loving souls [if you aren't gay, but many of them even if you are...they just also think you're doomed to hell] who taught me how to love and let me lean on them when i really needed it. i know that it's kind of impossible for me to lose their love, and that's almost the most painful part: at least if they didn't love me, they wouldn't fear for me as much as they will when i formally leave. i know i've been lucky. for a rural area, a lot of these folks are pretty progressive, but it's out of a policy of neutrality rather than anything else.

the hardest part is how much we will all keep loving each other i think. how many years i'll get letters telling me how much they miss me, hope i change my mind, that they'll always be there for me. and they'll mean it, in their own ways. and i'll mean it when i say i love them too. but i know so many of the older folks will die still worried for my soul. i don't feel any guilt in a cosmic, spiritual, heaven-or-hell sense, but a deeply personal one that, for the longest time, made it seem sensible to keep pretending just to keep from hurting these folks.

yeah. it's a little scary. but i want them to see i'm leaving because i love the world and myself more than i hate the concept of sin. it's gradual, but our more recent gatherings have skewed more political in a direction i don't want to see for obvious reasons; new church leadership that i fear will turn them into one of "those" congregations that northern USAmerican queers think of when they think of southern rural churches. (they're everywhere, obviously, but when northern liberals try to homogenize "the south"...i digress. lmao.)

i know this may seem a weird thing to talk about on a fandom blog, but religious guilt and trauma has been an underlying theme of my work since the very beginning, so if anything this whole tag is just me formalizing it. and it has certainly made me feel less alone than i do even browsing ex-Christian forums (no longer a thing i do. for various reasons. lmao) so, truly, thank you, and thanks to everyone who's contributed to this sense of togetherness.

[catboymoments]

i saw one of your ask answers about how you'd rewrite certain pieces of media and you cite BNHA as something that actually needs it, along those lines kinda, and now i really wanna hear that /gen

OK SO. I do have a tag for a side project rewrite of bnha that I’m doing with a bit of my own spin on things design and story wise. Tldr I think that while bnha has a really cool premise and general outline it really falls flat with a lot of the storytelling and messages it sends, i.e. “anyone can be a hero even if you’re quirkless but here’s 8 quirks because you’re the chosen one” and I don’t like how it forgives abusers and portrays marginalized groups in Japan (non-japanese poc and queer folk) and I know that sounds really “uuuu liberal anime fan cringe” but if you’re gonna have canon queer and non characters in your story about underdogs and how glorifying flawed systems is bad, at least be respectful and consistent with it….. anyway I was a bnha fan for a long time but now I just wanna. My story now

[hiddenbeks]

alone, desire & failure for the oc u really want to talk abt :3

not-so-nice oc asks

ooh well since we're touching on the topic of failure i gotta talk abt ultimate failgirl fereldan turnip champion of kirkwall hottest apostate in town aka frida! also she's my only dragon age gal whose tag is still empty and this is a great opportunity to change that

alone: how does your oc deal with loneliness? have they ever been completely alone before? how do they act when there's no one around to see them?

frida deals with loneliness by seeking company! she's used to always having at least a few people around and she would prefer not to be alone with her own thoughts so. she'll hit up her friends and/or go to the hanged man for a fun evening to avoid this :) if there's no one around to see her it means her energy is totally depleted and that's when she's at her. rawest and most bare? she might cry for an hour in total solitude or just lie in bed staring at nothing or do something else she'd never let anyone else witness. she is so used to putting up a strong and fun and unshakeable front for others!! alone time is for letting all her emotions out unfiltered oof

desire: what's one thing your oc wants more than anything in the world? are they open with that desire? why or why not? what would they do to fulfill it?

she's a simple gal. she just wants to live her life freely and be happy and make sure her loved ones are happy...

...until she arrives in kirkwall and gets to know the kirkwall crew and starts hanging out and discussing mage freedom with anders and merrill and learns about the conditions in the gallows... as years go by she starts desiring. bigger things. it's not enough that she and her friends are free - she wants total liberation and while she doesn't go around the gallows yelling 'fuck meredith' she doesn't hide her views either. after becoming the champion she becomes much more open about this because what are they gonna do? arrest the beloved savior of kirkwall lol?? and if it takes blowing up a chantry and starting a revolt to achieve total liberation then so be it.

she's not actually involved in the blowing up of the chantry tho (beyond distracting elthina as you do in-game) bc anders keeps her in the dark but. at that point she would've helped if he'd asked. in fact she would've done it in his stead because just as anders says 'i didn't want it to be connected to you' or something along those lines frida would also have wanted to shield her friend at the cost of her own safety. because that's what she does. she needs therapy.

failure: what's your oc's greatest failure? have they been able to move past it? does anyone else know about it?

ok so when i call her failgirl i don't mean it in a 'fails at everything she does' way. she succeeds in many things! but all her achievements in kirkwall are overshadowed by her losses that she sees as failures on her part. most people don't see it that way because they don't know about her personal life, they just know she saved kirkwall! she fights for the mages! she's a hero of the common people whoo!! the companions of course know about most of her losses as they're right there to witness them and even if she doesn't open up about her troubles they Know she is tormented

but anyway uh. her greatest failure is basically not being able to do what she set out to do in the first place which was protecting her family! bethany dies when they're fleeing ferelden (she shouldn't have let her run off like that!), carver catches the taint and frida dooms him to a slow death as a grey warden (she should've told him to stay in the city!!) and then leandra is killed (she should've been more alert!!!). she blames aveline as well for the last one though. as is her right because holy shit aveline you're bad at your job! also frida is getting tired of internalizing it all so she starts taking her anger and exhaustion and disappointment out on others. mainly aveline. they have a weird can't-stand-her-ass-but-i-need-someone-to-fight-with kind of relationship. idk.

she also believes she failed as a big sister to carver by not bonding with him as much as she did with bethany when they were younger and like. she still struggles to understand him... see things from his point of view... they never get to have a true heart to heart about their Issues before she sends carver away to join the wardens and after that they barely see each other anymore and hhhhh

at first it feels like she'll never be able to move past her failures. she simply distracts herself from all the sorrow by keeping busy but as years go by she eventually... grows around it... there are still people to care about and causes to fight for and she is still needed and wanted and she slowly realizes that she needs to move on? and stay in the present and work for a better future. i'm starting to sound so sappy lmao but my point is!!!! she will eventually make peace with it all. even though it takes a long time. (she gets to have a heart to heart with carver too because i love these two and want healing for them!!)

[degeneratetwink]

ppl will literally say “hasan queerbaits as a socialist” and as a tenured gay man in america im just like… “ok define queerbaiting” BUT then anything they say i just dont agree with bc queerbaiting is for keeping people in your audience to continue watching or for trying to grab a demographic more than you already have. his community is so queer it doesn’t even count. he’s funny too. he’s got a funny laugh, he’s knowledgable about what he needs to know as a current event “journalist” type beat, he’s on national television championing palestine, and he is more understanding and even (unfortunately) sometimes smarter about queer liberation than most queers i meet.

additionally, he is more respectful to queer culture than some queers online. i dont say this bc i like straighties in gay places; i even had a huge streak of straight ppl just promising goodness and never pulling through. i even thought straight ppl shouldnt be involved in our liberation, but this man just happens to be really classically hot and masculine and ppl are mad bc of what???? queerbaiting? doubtful. i listen to him enough to know his viewpoints and i think he’s a noble guy. yeah hes really fucking hot and i feel like its a monolith to call this queerbaiting when queer people and especially queer men enjoy feminine men and femme men in general: not just big buff hairy MEN. this just applies to rabid twinks like me if i were 9-10 years younger.

the hate for him doesnt make much sense to me and im using my autistic logic. all i see is a friendly straight dude making dry sarcastic satirical commentary on social issues for doomers. and then he emphasizes things that are not doomed, and he regularly cleans out his audience if sentiments get too tankie, or too right wing. he’s one of the most responsible allies ive seen.

hes really never done anything to offend me and i don’t agree with everything he says either, so i guess i dont understand why this is what it is. ppl probably just hate that hes hot, autistically dialed into his special interest, speaks well on it, makes money online doing streams, is a homeowner, etc., and all of this is true jealousy. as someone who wants to be in shape, but physically cant, and as someone who wants my own home but cant buy one, why would i hate him for succeeding in both of those areas just because im disabled???? he wants ppl like me to be taken care of. he’s one of the biggest pro queer streamers on twitch. he could have $100 million & i wouldnt care if he just kept donating and doing what he still does.

make it make sense y’all.

p.s. yeah he has nice titties what are you going to do deflate them?????

p.p.s. yes i agree with hasan i just have an authority and power kink theres a tag for police so you can blacklist it i totally get it hence the tumblr username DEGENERATE twink okay i aint wholesome and i never claimed to be

[campgender]

hey hi ive been wanting to send a message for a while to just say like. thank you! thank you for talking so much and so adoringly and openly and unapologetically about stone identity. i remember when i was much younger i was super embracing of the idea of being a pillow princess (how could a term with princess in it possibly have any negative connotations or uses? ah those were the days) and then unfortunately shying away from it as i grew up. after a relationship where i was pushed to cross a lot of my own boundaries and ignore this part of myself, ive finally started to be able to express this and set these lines again and i cannot overstate how valuable and wonderful its been to be on yr blog and go through your high femme tag, it has genuinely brought me to tears with how liberating and affirming its been. im still figuring shit out for myself as a queer trans man (obviously know that the term isnt exclusively for lesbian/woman but yknow. dysphoria be a fickle bitch) but like im actually embracing and loving and accepting myself again!!! and finding people who can do that too!!!!!

oug i hope its ok for me to have unloaded in yr inbox like that, obviously no need to respond, its just been circling my mind for a bit and rlly wanted to say thank you <3 its rlly been so important to me

lots of love x

omg this got buried in my inbox so it’s been over a year but i hope somehow you’ll know how deeply i needed this right now. i’m so sorry this life is so hard + so thrilled that my experiences & writing could be comforting for you. a lot of the time i’m making the posts i needed & couldn’t find (or didn’t access for other reasons, like butch/femme writing reposted on blogs with men dni policies).

it means sooo much to me that you described my discussion of stoneness as adoring 🥺 truly deeply through & despite & because of everything my stone is my dearest love, and will be even if there comes a day it’s no longer a term i claim.

so so so much love to you 💓💓

[melisssg99]

Why do you complain about nsfw blogs etc in the tag when you literally follow the most disgusting people like a fucking hypocrite

https://www.tumblr.com/savagemasculinity/765210725195071488/fatphobic-because-i-said-i-wouldnt-have-sex-with?source=share

This guy has already been pointed out to you as a fake, he pretends to be traditional and a decent guy when he is into BDSM and oppressing women for his own advantage. Kinks are fine if both parties consent but he's not into that. It's about hurting women for pleasure not a mutual agreement.

Now he's making disgusting comments about plus size women. If he isn't attracted to that, fair enough, he doesn't need to go around saying it though to look like the toxic alpha male he so aspires to be.

You keep portraying yourself as a liberal but traditional woman with good values but I think you're hiding a lot of bad shit that wouldn't be accepted. You can tell a lot about a person over the company they keep. You're not as wholesome as you make out, which would be fine actually if you are if you just stopped lying about it and gaslighting people. I don't mind people with kinks etc if they have boundaries, consent etc but you're going around condemning that kind of nsfw stuff whilst following those kind of blogs anyways. That guy has personal photos of weapons etc he uses on women so no way you'd miss that. If you're into that ok, just stop acting like you're not

Hi! Thank you for your ask!

Now, I do not think I have been warned about this blog before.

I have been about another blog and I have fully cut ties with that person who I thought was my friend.

I am not close to @savagemasculinity

Yes, I do follow him.

And as I have stated in my pinned post.

Just because I follow someone or reblog from someone does not automatically mean I agree with everything they have ever said or done.

It just means that I liked that specific post.

Do I think someone is fatphobic for not being attracted to people of a specific weight?

No. That's not something you can force.

Just as much as I can't help being attracted to both men and woman.

I love my boyfriend like crazy!

I don't want anybody else!

But that can't change my sexuality.

I follow a lot of blogs, so I don't always see every single thing someone posts. So I do not know what posts you are referring to.

I have not seen anything related to BDSM or weapons or alpha male stuff.

Maybe because I have specific tags blocked? I don't know, I haven't seen them.

I do not know.

I sometimes see posts in general that I do now agree with. That's why I do not 're log' or 'like' those.

I rather not see NSFW stuff when I don't specifically seek them out.

And when it comes to kink.

I really dislike the fact that almost everything get sexualized.

I actually truly don't like the BDSM and kink stuff. I'm trying to avoid it as it makes me extremely uncomfortable.

Personally I do not think I have ever referred to myself as a liberal.

And as I have stated before, I try to not to interact or speak about political things.

Unless when it is something that really hits me specifically.

Like the post about the McDonald's manager hiring security because of threats they got.

That shocked me

I do not fake my personality on here.

It's the internet and I have the choice to share what I want to share.

So you only see a specific side of me.

This does not mean that I lie to people or gaslight people.

I'm not going to share everything about me. I don't think that makes me a liar.

I think it makes me protective of my own self.

If I am missing a lot of context I'm willing to listen and learn.

And if I still follow more of these blogs let me know.

Also feel free to chat with me directly or send another ask.

I think you mean well and I appreciate your concern.

[darkweirdroad]

Blog Rules

This blog is mutuals-only for rp threads. Anyone can send asks; however, I may likewise choose not to answer any ask for any reason, especially from non-mutuals.

Don't guilt trip me into becoming mutuals with you or writing with you and don't force me to write anything I'm uncomfortable with. No means no.

I won't be writing smut on this blog, so please don't ask for it.

If your blog is dedicated to your specific fetish, or you use minor characters to rp your fetish (yes, even if it is nonsexual) please do not follow or interact. You will be blocked.

Don't rush me for replies

Don't reblog threads you're not involved in

Folks who write the same muse(s) as me are more than welcome! You have some good taste and I'm of the opinion the more the merrier

No godmodding, infomodding or metagaming. No auto-hitting in fight threads.

Don't force ships.

No in.cest or ped.oph.ilia plots.

I don't write with non rp blogs/"personals". You're free to follow and like things, but please don't reblog any of my writing unless it's tagged "ok to reblog". If your rp blog is a sideblog please let me know.

If you are not planning to send in a meme, especially if it's an easy out of character one? Please reblog it from the source, not me. It sucks to reblog a meme and get excited about a notification hoping someone sent it in only to see someone has reblogged it from me without sending anything.

Fandoms I won't rp with for personal reasons are Viv.zie.Pop ones (Haz.bin ho.tel and Hell.uva Boss), muses based on dre.am and other sm.ps, Harr.y Po.tter, and Sou.th Pa.rk, but I have no issue blacklisting character or fandom tags for those if you are a multi. I also don't feel comfortable rping with historical figures living or dead, or with real life people muses ("rpf"), and I won't rp with muses that are deities currently held sacred (Bud.dha, Je.sus Chr.ist, Abr.ahamic Go.d). Demons, angels, or mythological figures are OK and will be handled on a case-by-case basis.

Glad to tag any and all triggers upon request. I do my best to tag common ones.

I will not follow or will unfollow rp blogs that also post things that have absolutely nothing to do with rp and no way to filter them out. Nothing against you, but this is my rp dash, so I want to cultivate it as such.

If have a legitimate problem with me or someone I write with, my IMs and askbox are always open - but anything sent on anon with zero evidence whatsoever will merit a hard-block. I'm not here to entertain that and I know how nasty the rumor mill can get.

Related to the above, me hard-blocking means I don't want you to contact me in any way and I'll consider any attempts of circumventing a block to be harassment. I can be liberal with the block button and it doesn't necessarily mean I hate you — I'm just curating my space.

If I ever say or do anything to upset you or that makes you uncomfortable, please tell me! I want this to be a safe space for me and you. Sometimes I'm not the best at picking up on unspoken cues, especially online, and I would hate for someone to be upset and let that fester. I won't be angry when you set your boundaries or tell me what you need different, I promise.

Basically don't be a dick and you'll be fine.

I only share my discord information with mutuals. I'm fine rping there as well.

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

why are all the scholarships exclusive to students studying in STEM fields ://

[blueskittlesart]

not the same ganon anon but in your tags you offered strategies?? send help plz 🙏🏻

yes ok here is blueskittlesarts extended spoiler-free totk ganondorf strategy guide! specially formulated for players who generally suck at combat because me too bestie LMAO

pre-depths preparations:

as many sundelion foods as you can physically carry. fuck other healing food it just takes up inventory space. make sure your food can both restore your hearts and get rid of gloom-infected ones at the same time, and make sure you have A LOT of it. food that gives you extra hearts will also be VERY useful.

gloom-resistant food from dark clumps is ok but less useful because it doesn't stop ganon's hits from infecting your hearts, it only defends you from gloom that you might wander into on the floor of the arena. if you don't trust yourself to avoid it, bring some, but keep most of your inventory space for sundelions.

get good at flurry rush dodges if you can’t reliably perform them right now. trust me.

you want at least 100+ arrows and 60+ bomb flowers. seriously do not skimp on these things

as many STRONG shields as you can carry. try to get brand-new ones to maximize durability

i would not EVER go into this battle with less than 15 hearts. i had 17 when i fought it and was still dangerously low by the end. trust me on this

pre-ganon segment (depths):

im gonna be real you wanna savescum your way through this to maximize your survivability with ganon. do not use your food when you get hit, just reload a save and go again. save every time you beat anything, and avoid enemies at all where possible. use arrows when you have to fight but do NOT use your bombs, save those for later. the goal here is to get to the ganon’s army fight with full health without using any of the food you prepared, because there’s no teleport waypoint down there so you have to get through everything in one go. (if you have the travel medallion you may be able to negate these preparations by placing it once you get down to the last section of the depths before the battle kicks in, but I didn't so this is how i did it lol)

ganon’s army:

bomb arrows. bomb arrows are your best friend. the second each segment starts, dash as far away from the enemy spawn points as possible and fire off bomb arrows at them. don’t worry about running out your arrows or bombs because they are useless with actual ganon. this is what we brought them for. again, your aim here is to NEVER get hit so you can enter ganon’s battle with full health and all your food. this means staying far back and firing arrows like your life depends on it. ignore the sages, their abilities are useless here.

ganon phase 1:

this is the most straightforward phase i think. guard, dodge, and flurry rush. you should never try to hit him outside of a flurry rush because that gives him easy openings on link & he will often dodge your hits anyway. keep your shield up until he swings, and go for a perfect dodge every time. he has decently wide dodge openings so once you figure out the timing for each attack you should be ok. try to get hit as little as possible. you still want to maximize your food by saving it for the third phase.

ganon phase 2:

same as before, except extra phantom ganons make it extra annoying. they have the potential to fuck up your targeting, so your first priority at all times should be to make sure you’re guarding from the REAL ganon and not one of the others, because he will ALWAYS be targeting you. you can mostly leave the phantoms to the sages. continue dodging and flurry rushing in this stage, but be mindful of phantom ganons because they can mess up your dodges if you run into them or they hit you.

ganon phase 3:

this one is the hardest. use your food liberally now; this is the last time you will need it. do not try to hit him with melee attacks, even flurry rushes. it will not work. don’t go for arrows either (one online strategy guide claims arrows are the way to go in this fight. they are WRONG), it usually just gives him an opening to hit you back, and his attacks in this phase are capable of permanently DESTROYING your hearts, meaning even sundelion food wont get them back. your objectives here are 1. DO NOT GET HIT and 2. hit his own attacks back at him. when he goes for melee attacks, dodge or guard and then jump back as far away as possible. the further you are from him the more likely he is to go for ranged attacks, which is what you want. when he fires off balls of scary pink fire at you, hit them back at him with the master sword. they will do comically little damage and you will initially be frustrated. this is a waiting game. as long as you can wear him down with his own attacks while avoiding getting hit by him, this part of the battle is decently easy to win, it just takes a LOT of patience and dodging.

ganon stage 4:

this one is easy. if you’ve gotten here, you’ve basically already won the game. good luck!

[eptck]

☭ zionists fuck off ☭

block button is our best friend ( zionists , conservatives , & other fash will b blocked on sight )

play our (WIP) Choose Your Own Adventure story here

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birdhouse system ( DID ) :

> spencer 🟩 | he/it | trans guy ( human )

> k ⬜️ | she/they | human

> len 🟦 | he/him | trans guy ( human ) | blog ( this is specifically a vent blog . if you're gonna be a dick go somewhere else )

> corvid 🐦‍⬛ | they/he/ve | bird guy/angsty teen

> ku 🐺🪽 | it/its | angel dogthing ( holds angel & beast )

> angel 🪽 | it/its | angel

> beast 🐺 | it/its | dogthing

> don 🐈‍⬛ | it/he | kitty cat !!! miau !!!!!!

> mary 🐑 | he/him | mareep little | blog

> kiri 💜 | she/her | trans digitalgirl kittygirl | blog

> miku ( yes THAT miku ) 🩵 | she/her | girlfag digitalgirl kittygirl

> zyga ( nickname ) 👽 | it/its | alien ( looks like a zygarde fragment )

( any tag with @ and an above emoji is from one alter to another )

some tags we use on this blog ( i'm not editing every single thing here 2 b accurate 2 plurality . jst deal w it ) :

- #vetted - any vetted campaigns relating to liberation struggles in palestine , DRC , sudan , etc. go here !!! check this tag if you want to donate !!!!!!!

- #i reblog every bear i see - bears here

- #long reads - this tag is for posts that are long and may take more mental energy to read

- #long reads ( no paragraph breaks ) - not necessarily a long post , but due to formatting , one that may take some time to get through

- #q - queue

- #saving this for later - for saving posts to look back in later when it’s pertinent

- #self-reblog tag - sometimes i reblog from my other blogs . mostly my art blog . reblog my art, cowards

- #i don’t go here - for when i reblog shit from fandoms i’m not a part of . the individual post is funny but don’t expect more content from that fandom

- #fagdyke hours - anything gender fucky , but mostly those posts talking about “i’m a boy who is a girl” and shit like that . also p much anything that uses the word fag

- #gender envy or something - posts that talk about being a cringe failson pathetic meow meow boy or whatever . posts that talk about being a guy but in the most pathetic way possible . i really wonder what sort of image this paints about me . i hope it makes you want to study me for science

- #this bird speaks - my original text posts go here . i dont do those often tho lol

- #disabledposting - me talking about being physically disabled . i don’t currently have a tag for mental disability

- #hope for the future posts - this tag is for posts that make me feel ok about humanity and the state of things . browse through here if you need some hope

- #important - any information that i believe is important to share / for people to know . this tag overlaps with long reads a lot

- #little magics - posts that make me feel good about the world ! shit doesn’t always suck . i suspect this tag will be a lot of nature and animal posts . look through here if you want for your heart to feel full !

- #corvidsstuff - stuff about corvids . funky little men

- #the human condition ( positive ) - stuff that to me seems fundamentally human . stuff that aliens would view as a hallmark of the species . only the positive stuff tho bc sometimes i like being happy

- #the human condition - same as above but not necessarily positive . not necessarily negative either tho !

- #kill maim bite - grrrrrrr baf baf * bitse you * ( fleshcore / meatcore )

- #blasphemous jokes - jokes about christianity / christian views that defy god

- #serotonin video - good vibes only . will probably mostly be cats tbh

- #My Mechanical Girlfriend - computer4computer . computer sex

- #BEASTLY - sometimes being trans is about killing yourself to the eyes of god and the people who said they loved you and being a monster and being a fallen angel and being evil and being so so so so holy

- #batty !!! - goth shit !!! prob mostly gonna b outfits & moody vibes

- i do my best to tag potential triggers but i forget sometimes / don’t realize someone would b triggered by it, so please lmk if i missed something !

this is an ongoing list which will be updated in future , and most of these tags are relatively new , so many of my older posts will not be tagged according to this list . also i forget to tag things sometimes , so not everything i post will be tagged appropriately

also if anyone knows how to do the thing people do where they underline text n it links to the tag or whatever pls lmk i’m confuse