#ok not all by myself bc i leaned on Du a lot

[aliengirl]

I love them so much

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give me a chara from my collection of dipshits and lemme tell u three ships for em // accepting // @memorylost​ gonna do archimedes in a diff post actually but. this is long and theyre all ritsu/dudes bc im hugely gay i guess. more women need to seduce ritsu theyre a good bf ok

1) robinritsu. robinritsu is real and canon. also endgame in ritsus mainverse. with charris robin especially i guess is where these are based off of but its just so GOOD. they’re both dweebs who are really comfortable with each other and who both kinda. accept each others flaws and know how to help them grow. ritsu tends to want to hang out with the servants who have low views of humanity as a whole, because (mostly subconsciously) ritsu feels like they want to have the people fighting for humanity want to fight for it. they want their servants to have hope for the future just like they do, and feel love for something that makes them want to protect it. so for someone like robin who always feels frowned upon, impossible to be close to, not the type of person to be loved and someone who distrusts and dislikes humanity at large, ritsus just “im about to be so open hearted with this fucker that he cant help but have some of it rub off on him”. and its just. its wholesome!!!! ritsu and robin are able to play around a lot and they trust each other So Much. out of everyone in chaldea, robin is the person ritsu feels most comfortable with if they had to put their life in someone’s hands. robin’s the only person ritsu tells when they’re feeling so burnt out in the lostbelts, and ritsus the only person robin’s let himself get properly close to and [me removing my heart from my chest] HGGH

2) ritsudantes. what i said about dantes earlier still stands. also ritsu is the vessel for the best possible “someone will die” “of FUN” ship dynamics and dantes fills the first half of that trope remarkably well. i love ritsu “i will use my inherent poison resistance to hang out with a dude who always talks about how his presence itself is toxin because i think he should have friends :)” fujimaru and dantes just being like. [leans in to microphone] against my will and intentions, i have caught feelings. you can tbh blame kirby @noirenfer​ for my love for edoguda LOL but look. i just think count deserves friends. and also to be maybe teased a bit by people like ritsu who physically cannot be intimidated. plus its canon that dantes cares a bunch about ritsuka and goes extremely out of his way to protect and watch over them while still being like “[scoffs] do i LOOK like a man who cares, foolish” and i just. i love that. its extremely cute. i shovel ritsudantes into my gaping maw.

3) ritsu/kotr. just in general, barring obvious exceptions like gareth (baby) and agravaine (does not respect women and we don’t give ppl love and cherishing if they cant drink that respecting women juice). im allowed to live vicariously through my muses right? and i want to fuck the kotr. if i cannot make out with lancelot du lac myself, then it’s time for ritsu to live my dreams for me. every knight is cute every knight is good. gawain? wholesome and has strong arms to give u  hug. bedivere? the perfect boy i would do anything for him and so would ritsu. lancelot? i would singlehandedly fistfight everyone whos mean to lancelot or calls him a thot. both versions of lancelot. i want berserker to [REDACTED]. mordred? very cute and i love his punk vibes and transmasc ppl with mord’s fashion sense are so fuckin choice and money and good. tristan? well he is there also I Guess. 

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❤️Jack is beautiful guys and ik we tell him all the time but i was thinkin about it and i thought i should write it down cause then he'll know how beautiful he is ok

he's got these cute little freckles everywhere and they're art,,, it's like dozens of constellations all over him and i want to kiss every. single. one cause he deserves so much love and attention

and it's not even that he's hot

(he is, ((he's all Muscly and smooth and i want to lick his entire body one day)) and he's got those cheekbones that people write poetry about and his eyes are so mysterious and expressive and he has this Smirk that makes me Feel Things,,)

and his laugh is so amazing- it's music and when he does te cute thing where he Tips His Head Back When He Laughs it makes me wonder how on earth god let him leave heaven to come here and be with the rest of the world

and it's so sweet when he tries to kill someone cause they insult one of us because he's so protective and adorable even though he could beat the shit out of someone

and he loves turtles and the look in his eyes when he sees them makes me want to CRY and I always cry when he juts lays his head in my lap and closes his eyes cause I want to touch his face but it's so beautiful I'm terrified to- and when he Draws the look he gets is even better than the Turtles look because it says a million things and

he's always so warm and comfy and i love him so so so much guys- and he knows what's wrong with me without me having to say because he loves me and you gius and it's honestly a gift- John Phillip Laurens i love you more than anything ❤️

💙Laf has the best heart of any of us and he's so gentle and sometimes he'll put his fingertips on my cheek and Look at me and i don't know why he does it but it makes me fall in love with him over and over again every time

and he always gets up early even if he's sick or hungover or exhausted and he cooks us breakfast and goes grocery shopping even though he hates it because all of us hate it too and he wants us to be happy

and he knows us so well and he buys johns sweet tea and hercs lemon pops and my waffles and he is so considerate and stays up late until we get home so he can make sure we're okay

and he lets me use his conditioner even though it's expensive as fuq and he takes long baths with me when i get really overwhelmed sometimes and he kisses the top of my head and leaves his face there and it makes me feel safe

and he's all strong and carries me around on his shoulders when i'm short or against his chest when I'm sleepy and he taught me to dance by picking me up and putting my feet on top of his

and he calls us cute french names and sings me lullabies in french when i am super tired but can't sleep and he's so nice to everyone not just us and it's wild because the world is such shit, but he tries to make everything seem better because he loves everything so much

and he has cute floofy hair that I rly like to play with when i'm on his shoulders and his stubble tickles me and he knows all my tickle spots (and all my Spots) and his eyes are so gentle and loving all the time except when he's drunk and then he makes That's What She Said jokes and it's so stupid but so fuqn cute

and he's all lean and muscles and gorgeous and all these people hit on him all the time but he's not ever boastful and he never leads people on because he's such a good person. and it's actually unfair how good looking he is and he doesn't even try to be Adonis,,, he just is (!) and God Marie Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette, I love you so so much and i'm so lucky to know you💙

💛 and Herc is so sweet it makes my heart melt and i owe my life to him bc i would not be alive if I hadn't met him -

we met at that bar and i probably would have gotten myself killed but he wanted to make sure i was safe but i wasn't and so he took me into his house with his hundreds of thousands of family members and he made sure i was safe every night and he taught me everything i needed to know about the city

and i owe so much to him honestly. like everyone id met up until him just made me feel like it was a mistake to come here but he showed me that people can be good

and he is so gentle and he have such a soft voice and sweet laugh and hes all big and strong and could fuq some shit up but he's so kind and so precious and he never want to hurt anyone and it's such a wonder

And he always makes sure i don't forget anything when i leave the house and he puts my blankets and towels in the dryer so they're warm and fluffy and he makes waffles like God

and he just knows when I'm so tense i'm gonna cry and he tells me to go lay down and he just spends so much time massaging me an d getting me to relax and it makes me want to cry because it's so sweet and then sometimes when we're watching tv he grabs my hands and massage them and that's something i will never get over

and he have the best hands- they make me feel so safe and that one time he kissed me on top of the washing machine his hand like covered my entire back and never have i been so Aroused (ok it's in the top 5) and his hands make such beautiful delicate clothes and i love them ok

and he have the best advice and i probably would have broken a lot of laws by now with you guys but he knows just what to say to calm us down and he's like 74% of my impulse control and i didn't realize just how important he is until recently and i'll never let him go and I love him with everything i've got 💛

🖤I'll never let any of you go because you care about me so much and I don't know why you do but I'm grateful for it and I know I'm not much but i want you guys to know what you deserve everything and then some because you're all so perfect and caring and everything good about the world, and i don't do as much for you guys as you do for me and i'm sorry but i stay up a lot thinking about how lucky i am to have you all and i don't deserve you and i wanted you each to know just how special you are��