#ok kurt d is the only dark version i accept

[kurtty-drabbles]

Fancy to meet you.

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Kurt Colby was never deemed ugly or stupid or weak, far from that, in fact, Kurt Colby was considered one of the best guards for Justicar Bull, and he can fly (something that is a blessing and a curse) but certainly exists a quote somewhere to never be too cocky because there´s always someone better than you.

Lol and behold, a portal open revealing the X-men and a version of himself named Kurt Wagner who is blue and with fur and a tail and to top all of this oddness, defeated Colby easily destroying his ego and giving question and anxiety to the normal looking Kurt.

Turns out, traveling to dimensions is possible and Colby wants to talk with that Nightcrawler again(does he?) but turns out that there´s many of them(him) out there and meeting each one of them is a hazard experience.

“I´m a bit disappointed,” the German voice identic as his own said(only Darkholme have a different tone, is dark and husky) “ I was hoping the bars of your dimension would be funnier than mine, like Star Wars, and we could argue who shot Han Solo first or if blue milk is good for health”

The voice belongs to NIghtcreeper and Colby have listened to his story, or how he likes to dub, his origin story(“they could do a movie about it…and wait, why I think it will have Wolverine there or Hugh Jackman”) and Colby still feel lost.

So much for the brightest student at the Academy.

“I don´t know what is Star Wars, but you´re a Nightcrawler,” Colby said bemusedly “ maybe you can create one here”

“Yes, I could but then there´s the copyrights and Kitty´s biggest boner for Star Wars, so, I pass” Nightcreeper revealed and order a beer.

“Kitty? Oh, nevermind” Colby is drinking his own beer and asked, “ do you know who Am I?”

“ A lonely guy in  a bar having an existential crisis, oh, that, yes, I know you are my less furry persona”

“And you don´t think this is odd? How come Am I the only one to not be furry or having teleport powers or be confident as the others? Am I the ugly duck here?” Nightcreep would like to point out that being a furry person is not easy, he would like to do that with the same delicacy his Kitty would have, however, Nightcreeper is many things but delicate.

“ Oh, do you want to be a fetish? DO you want people to look at you like you are some sort of freak? Having to fight to prove we deserve to exist sure seems exciting to outsiders, but trust me, it gets a little boring after a while” the skeptic is not lost to Colby who realizes the beer is gone.

“…I want to be a hero, that all I want”

“Well, the first step to be a hero is to not be a jackass, so don´t come down here to cry how you are not the typical Nightcrawler when in reality, many would like to be the normal one” Nightcreeper finished his beer and really want another beer. Kitty will be bothered that he is drinking again, but, tonight is not going to be easy.

[kurtty-drabbles]

You´re a witchy, Kitty au (part 16)

N/A: Kidnap time. And this is the penultimate chapter. More fluffy on the Maximoffs Twins because of fuck canon.

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Wanda is using magic to make a hairstyle to match to her wedding dress, sadly, her magic does not update on newest styles and she ended up like "I love Lucy" and is not a look that she was hoping for nor one she wants and judge by her twin expression, not even him likes such look.

"Wanna help?" Pietro offers once he stops laughing and Wanda sighs and let him do her hair and remembers a time when her mother, Marya Maximoff, their real mother and that´s all that matters, had trouble with her hair and it was Pietro who used to help with that problem. No one would believe now, but little Pietro wanted to be a hairstyle designer, but, fates have different plans to him.

"See?  much better" Pietro brags and Wanda sighs as her twin is right and instead, she decides to repeat a question she made when she and Vision start to date.

"How do you feel about Vision?"

"Look, I´d not like robots...bad story with them, yes, Vision is cool and treats you right, but, I still don´t like robots..."

"Can you accept Vision as a family member?"

"I can, but, please, Wanda, I´d not like robots and those bad memories and feelings won´t vanish just because Vision is a good guy...Can you accept this?"

"Of course, you´re my Twin and my only family ...all I´m asking is for you and Vision get along. I´m not heartless to ignore your pain nor nightmares and me and Vision will be understanding of that as long you too are  understanding of our relationship"

"Yeah, I can do that"

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Kitty is on her sit as Agatha announced the bride is about to come to the aisle, but, as Magneto tries to break in the wedding, much to Pietro´s chagrin and Wanda´s and well, everyone else, this moment was postponed as some X-men are fighting Magneto as well some Avengers and this leads Kitty to be left on her own.

Amanda, along with the mesmerized Dr Rory, makes her move as Kitty is talking with the Rabbi (oh right, Scarlet Witch is Jewish and Romani too) who is explaining who this is the X-men normal.

Agatha is no way near to the girl. She was with Wanda making sure Scarlet Witch don´t murder Magneto(is not fitting for a bride to kill her biological father today) and Amanda saw a nice opening and went for it.

"Kitty Pryde?" Amanda speaks using her strength to make her illusion be stronger enough to fool Kitty, she´s good with magic(too good, to the point some other witches are talking about her future and how they lament she´s wasting time with the X-men, well, that´s a polarized opinion as some of the witches support the X-men and think Kitty will grow in this group) "Are you really Kitty Pryde?"

Kitty offers a gentle smile and nods and speaks with a bright way. "Yes, I´m Kitty Pryde, and this is Rabbi Abadi," said Rabbi waves his hand a bit nervous as he can hear Cyclops giving orders on the other said of the mansion to take Magneto out of the way.

Amanda clapped her hands together and gushes at this. Perfect acting, if Amanda can say so. "Oh my god, I´m a fan. It was true you defeat Selene?"

Kitty chuckles a bit awkward. "Well, I had lots of help, not sure I couldn´t have done on my own. Storm and Nightcrawler were a good help, so, the credit goes to them too"

"Oh, of course, say, would you mind if I take a picture with you? My mother is a fan and my son" she points at Doug who looks nervous and far away from his parents as possible and back to Kitty. "is also a fan but really shy. Can I take a picture?"

Kitty looks at the Rabbi who chuckles and promises he´s better as the shouts stop and Magneto is finally out of the propriety. Kitty is not really keen with fans, Nightcrawler, her total opposite, has many fans(fangirls, pretty women that adore him and aren´t shy about it much to Kitty´s mortification and even jealousy) and takes selfies when the mood strikes(again, Kurt knows how to deal with his fans, but, makes a point in making his fans understand he wants privacy too)

"Ok, one selfie. Just one" Kitty instructed and Amanda nods as she takes her camera and takes a photo, but, instead of a pretty smile or a funny face, Kitty is knocked out and Rabbi Abadi is in a total trance as if nothing could bother him.

"Rory, take the girl...she´s ugly and heavy" Amanda has to say those words as still stinging her ego that Kurt picked this plain girl over Amanda and decides to be as petty as possible.

She teleports Rory, Kitty and herself away from the X-men who are back and left Doug behind, if the X-men go faulting Doug and kill him, well, Amanda won´t lose an ounce of sleep.

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Raven Darkholme was in the scene and watches as Kitty Pryde, the famous witch of Agatha´s school, getting knocked down so easily and Raven is disappointed, but, then again she´s young and still has lots to learn.

Now. She thinks. How to make this situation favourable in my way?

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The Rabbi only comes back to his sense when Jean, using her powers carefully, manages to wake him up and the man is clearly confused by the time lost. "What happened?" and Jean informed what she knows and the man pales.

"Oh no...what happened to that lady?" he begins muttering something in Hebrew until he calms himself to speak in English again. "Kitty was here ...explaining how Magneto and X-men is a complex thing, anyway, a lady with blonde hair arrives and asked for a selfie...and then...I´m here talking with you" and those words hit everyone hard.

Agatha is the one to look at Kurt with accusatory eyes, one thing that the man can´t ignore and does not accept. "Blonde woman? A Szardos?"

"You still think I´m like them no matter what? You know what, I have no time for this...Katzchen is in trouble and I´ll save her while you point at me" Kurt explains and his eyes look at Doug who is under Psylocke and Ororo´s custody.

The boy is confused and at the verge of crying. And Once Kurt arrives, no spell needed to enhance his intimidation factor, the boy spills everything he knows.

"I´m from Hellfire, this blonde woman is Amanda...she and her brother fuck every day in the classroom...The White Queen took me as Amanda´s help" and more is giving as Psylocke can offer some sympathise for the boy as he does not want to do this and had no clue Amanda would do such thing, yet, naivety is often deadly in this world and her sympathies won´t let Doug scoop free.

Agatha looks up as a Raven leaves the tree and morphs into Mystique, Agatha can only frown at the sight, while Wanda is clearly counting until 100 to not lose her temper. Her father trying to bust in her wedding is one thing, but, kidnapping Kitty before the vows...Oh, Wanda is not happy.

"Hello, Son" Raven makes the reveal that is obvious to everyone even Kurt, however, it does not give her any warm welcome. "Looking for your soulmate? I know where Amanda took Kitty"

Questions are being made and Kurt will have to explain this, but, right now, is not the time. Wanda, with her eyes crimson, looks at Raven as a literal demon. "Tell me the truth" she speaks and well, everyone lives to regret as Raven is telling the entire truth about herself.

Vision was silent during the whole ordeal. He asks the Rabbi if he can quickly marry him and Wanda now as they´ll go right now and save Kitty Pryde, well, it wasn´t orthodox, but, sure the Rabbi can do a quick version as long Wanda and Vision return to the wedding.

Kurt Szardos wants to say he can save Kitty on his own, but, if they´re using Kitty for what Kurt fears then yes, Kurt will have to swallow his pride and accept help.

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Margalia is happy that Amanda brought the unconscious Kitty to the sacred location. "Amanda, my daughter, all is forgiven" and this phrase beams Amanda´s soul. "This will be a perfect sacrifice to the Dark Pharaoh...Well done"

"Anything for you, mother"

Dr Rory is still completely under her control and Stefan is still irking by the scene of the love of his life being so cosy with a total stranger as well the fact he´s useless here.

Stefan wishes he could be a gallant hero like Kurt was in their games in a very distant memory of a very forgotten childhood.