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[themeganator5000]

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sorry, this got kinda long lol. it has been a Day.

1. favorite fic you wrote this year

oooohohojhhh babe u know what this is kinda a toughie.

Okay so like content-wise my favorite fic is absolutely “One Night in Portorosso” because that had, in my opinion, some of my funniest jokes and my favorite scientifically-backed tongue descriptions. as all good smut fics should have.

But sentimentally speaking, “Professor” will always hold a special place in my heart for being the first smut fic I ever wrote <3 💕

I was literally so excited after I finished it, I’m gonna paint you an unnecessarily detailed word picture cause I got time and why the fuck not.

Okay so the idea for a Luca-teacher-roleplay smut fic had been tumbling around in my noggin for some time just cause what else am I supposed to be thinking about during longass chemical engineering lectures?? But it was only during my usual 3pm Saturday shower that the first lines hit me and everything just started to flow from there. So naturally I was like ‘DAMN thats good’ and rushed outta the shower and started typing in my notes app the second I sat down in my beanbag chair, hair still sopping wet and dressed in my bath robe. And I just! kept going! for like 5? or so hours I think it was?? Anyway I wrote that whole puppy in one sitting and did not stop until it was dark outside and my entire Saturday was gone. Absolutely worth it, of course.

I remember texting my friends (one of whom is asexual and is unfortunately bound by the laws of friendship to be eternally annoyed by my newfound love of smut) about how proud I was to have actually written smut! like orgasm and all!! (They were proud of me too, if perhaps a bit taken aback, bless their hearts 🥰) Anyway I still had barely eaten at all that day so I had to bike to the nearest open dining hall and I’ll never forget that feeling of exhilaration I felt, riding unreasonably fast through the dark, empty streets of my college campus, and how incredibly shocked and proud and excited and liberated I was because I wrote smut!! And that’s something I can do now!!!! And I actually did a pretty good job too!!!!!!!!!

And I have not stopped writing since <3

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏good question i like this question.

Hhhhhhhhhhhh there are SO MANY lines I like in my writing…….. I honestly just think of funny things for characters to say and then figure out how to make them have sex while saying them.

Okay! Here’s a list of my personal favorites 😎

(These are all from “One Night in Portorosso” cause, as I mentioned, it’s got my favorite stuff in it.)

“‘You’re so full of yourself,’ he chided.

‘Bet you wish you were full of me too.’

God, that was… too fucking corny to make him this hot.”

(Fun fact: it was physically difficult for me not to write ‘too fucking corny to make him this horny’, but I had to stop myself because I didn’t want to distract from the hilarious joke right above that.)

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“Alberto nodded with determination and started to jog the rest of the way to the water. He then decided to walk the rest of the way to the water, because jogging and raging hard-ons do not mix.”

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“Well, it was working because Luca was hooked like a herring and preying that Alberto wouldn’t stop licking his dick like that, tasting him from every corner, driving Luca wild with that titillating, tantalizing, texture…”

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“He did that again, tearing Luca away just to ram him back in again, manhandling him like a popsicle, faster and harder each time.”

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“Also if you want a sex scene without a bunch of terrible fish puns, then I suggest you get the fuck troutta here.”

(Technically this is from the Author’s Notes, but my fish puns deserve as much publicity as they can get.)

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“Luca Paguro was going to die here.

Somewhere, deep in his heart, he’d always known that Alberto Marcovaldo would be the death of him.”

(This was my second choice for the fic description, but I didn’t want it to be misinterpreted as something dark because my fic is decidedly anything but.)

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“‘Uh… it’s a seafolk thing,’ Alberto squinted in his signature expression of false bravado, ‘Y’know, night swimming…’”

(I like this one because I can see it :3)

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“Oh, fuck it.

Even the worst nightmares can turn into wet dreams.”

(I want this shit on a T-SHIRT!!!)

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“‘Curious…?’ Alberto tried to meet Luca’s eyes with a devilish smile, but it ended up being a sheepish grin at best, ‘… or kinky?’

Luca fixed Alberto with a much more successful glare, ‘Don’t make me strangle you.’

Now he smirked, ‘… definitely kinky.’”

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“They got dressed quickly and quietly. Alberto couldn’t help but steal a few more mischievous glances at Luca and he blushed when he noticed Luca doing the same. Cool, Alberto thought, I’m probably not sleeping on the couch tonight, at least.”

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Actually, going back and skimming through that fic made me realize that the second sex scene in “One Night in Portorosso” is also probably my favorite scene I wrote this year. I liked how I showed Luca’s inner conflicts with himself and I thought there were some pretty cool metaphors in there, too. I’ve said before I’m no poet, just a horny comedian who loves you so much, but I think this scene was probably the most artistically satisfying thing I’ve ever written. 🥰

And now heeeere’s a sneak peak at a lil something-something that I hope to be posting next 😉

(This is such a fun fic, y’all’re gonna love it <3)

“‘Holy shit, babe, you scared me there! I thought you were mad at me or something.”

‘For daydreaming about fucking me? Caro, I fantasize about you constantly. I almost got a boner while you were making bread once.’

‘Making bread?’ Alberto laughed.

‘You were flexing your arms a lot while kneading the dough, okay?’”

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“‘You ready, lover boy?’

Lover boy. Luca almost fainted.

‘You know I am, uhh… hot stuff…’

Not his best work.”

(You have no idea how tempted I am to change that to ‘hot cock’)

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“‘Oh, c’mon! I think 16-year-old me did a pretty good job imagining what you’d look like now!’

Luca was in horrible, wheezy, snotty tears on the ground, convulsing with laughter and pounding a fist to the floorboards.”

13. favorite writing song/artist/album of this year

I don’t write to music! It has to be close to dead quiet for me to get into the zone. I think it’s mostly because I tend to say a lot of the dialogue I write out loud to hear if it makes sense and sounds natural. I’m a born actor and my smut is my stage ✨ (god no pls don’t say that)

23. fics you wanted to write but didn’t

Hmmm okay well I’m not discounting anything yet cause my hyperfixation is still goin strong, but one fic idea that has been haunting me and I have yet to have the inspiration to write is something with Alberto in a Speedo. That’s. that’s really all I got so far. I have a rough idea for a set up, but no real solid ground to get running on. (Yes, this was obviously inspired by that one comic by someonehidethetequila I’m unoriginal we’ve established that.)

But there ARE a lot of things that I HAVE written and they’re DONE, but I haven’t had time to post them because of STUPID SCHOOL!

I swear one of these days I’m just gonna post like twenty things all at once and then you’ll see… you’ll ALL see……. 😈😈😈

Thank you for the ask!! This got insanely long, but it was a nice way to de-stress after an exhausting day of studying for my exams 😌