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artisticgryfess · 5 months ago

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the peanut butter cult, who live in the peanut butter desert, summons the peanut butter god by sacrificing a member of each of the 3 races (teddy graham, peep, gummy worm)

note the cult leader pictured in the first image, the altar visible in the second image, the frontal view of the peanut butter god in the third, the crowd of onlookers (and horror of the peanut butter god) in the fourth, and the summoning circle most clearly visible in the fifth and final photo.

this is what my family does to celebrate mother's and father's day: we make horrifying cake creations. the plan initially was to do a beach episode but now we're gonna do that next year

#body horror #sort of. its candy. candy body horror.#food #cult mention #thats also true #ok i dont think?? this needs any more content warnings?? but i mightve missed something #ali this is what me and my sister had to leave so abruptly in order to do:#create this wonderful peanutbuttery monstrosity #there's a whole series of these things and a whole story and narrative but i. simply do not have time for all that.#suffice to say the teddy grahams peeps and gummy worms are all equally terrible and all equally capable of good #although admittedly the teddy grahams are. perhaps the worst. although they did make solar panels recently?#are they amending their ways?#going by this probably not lol #anyway thats enough rambling i got to go eat dinner

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