#ok hype speech done i’m gonna refer back to this later before i get there

[jelliebeanbitch]

i will go to my first ever gay date with courage! i will not overthink it! i will not get bi imposter syndrome! i will not tell myself im meant to only ever be with a man! i will just follow my heart and my pussy and live my life! a gender is just a gender! a date with two girls is still a date! i am allowed to date girls! i will not get brainworms!

[cupcakeshakesnake]

Watching The Doctor Falls for the first time

-It’s here. When i first watched the trailer at home I was jumping around and shrieking all over the place and scaring my dog (unintentionally). I’m very hyped.

-*breathes* Okay. The Season finale. I’m going in.

-holy shit this episode is an hour long

Warning: this post is very, very long. It’s the longest of the posts I ever made so far.

SPOIELRS BELOW THE CUT.

Why is it so peaceful all of a sudden. I‘m concerned

*Family of Blood flashbacks*

!!Is this Bill

when the sunlight is too strong

WTF

-God that sudden dip in the music

-NEVERMIND THAT SHIT I SAID ABOUT BEING PEACEFUL

-Looks like she’s at an orphanage, but there are scenes of the Mondasian ship mixed in, so I’m guessing this is Bill’s subconscious where her old and new memories are mixing together. <- Look at this bullshit from Sunday morning me

*more Family of Blood flashbacks*

eyyyy flashbacks for everyone

this is a pretty wild dream she’s having

RUN

-Okay, mini-break here: I stopped watching after three minutes in because I had to go somewhere yesterday, and this morning I’m watching it again and I noticed the girl here is called Alit. Also, the number in the sky probably doesn’t match that of the floor Bill was on. So, new theory: this is actually another floor on the ship and all this crazy shit’s happening for real. And the half-Cybermen are scarecrows for some reason.

Sheesh the music;; really creepy

DAFUQ

-NOOOOO WTF

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!??!?!

-Is this supposed to be symbolic or what

-(On the other hand, imagine if that’s actually a guy in a Cyberman costume holding Peter Capaldi)

-But shit.... Okay I watched this bit yesterday as well and I thought this was a dream but now if it’s real...

-Oh no.

“Y’all Are Screwed” By Steven Moffat

NOOOO WHY IS HE BLEEDING I DON’T LIKE THIS

-”How many times have you died?”  “How many different ways?”  “Have you burned?”

s TO P

-LEAVE HIM ALONE

-”Have you ever... drowned?”  shit is this a reference to Heaven Sent

-And why does it look like the Doctor is continuously slipping in and out of consciousness

What the fuck?!

haha what

please stop doing that

-thousands of years old and you all still end up gangfighting

-Nardole where are you going

nooo not the owl

hahahahahahahahahahaha wtf

-Did the Master really just high-five himself/herself-ish

shit what are you gonna do to him

...what even

-I... wow

-...Assholes.

Way to skim over due explanation, Moffat.

-Also they tied him up in a wheelchair

-*Last of the Timelords flashback*

remember when this happened

-But seriously what are they trying to achieve by waltzing with themself/themselves and having the Doctor sitting in a wheelchair at the side

-”You mean I’m going to turn into a woman and you don’t even remember it happening?”  THANK YOU  I can’t believe I just said that to you but thank you anyway

-”Oh, am I a woman now?”  ...oh.

“Ugh go get a room”

-He is so tired of their shit

WELL FUCK YOU THEN

-”Well if I told you, I’m afraid you’d be very, very upset.”

-”So... SHE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU”

-Way to be assholes. Congratulations on being the biggest jerks in the universe, do you want your medals

-To be honest they might actually have a medal for that already

f UCKING STO P

-STOP TORTURING HIM

-HE DIDN’T DESERVE THIS

-HE TRIED, OK??

...hehehe...

-But if they healed him, at least the drumming stopped, right?

-Rassilon: “There, I got rid of the drumming that’s been plaguing you for centuries with my TimeLord magic, now gtfo”

-”-because everybody knows our stupid round face.”  “Round?!”  “It’s a little bit.”  “Shut up!”

...Did that just happen

-Did he just compare Donald Trump to the Cybermen

-...

-BBC fucking did it.

-BBC fucking did it!!

-*claps intensely*

ahahahaha what

-Something happened but I don’t know what happened anymore

-”When you’re winning and I’m in the room, you’re missing something.”

-Please tell me this is how it goes because I don’t want the owl getting beaten up any further

“You shouldn’t have hit me, Missy.”

“You shouldn’t have let me press all those buttons.”

-Also, completely unrelated but, I was skimming through Family of Blood again for screenshots and thought of this. Enjoy.

This bitch empty

YEET

-Okay, back to the episode.

That’s some fast typing right there

-And even faster thinking, like holy shit.

-But if the Doctor “expanded the definition of humanity”, then that includes him too, they’re coming after him as well

Thank you

-You go, give’em the middle finger

-”I can do this. They’re not difficult, they’re Cybermen.”

-”I can do this. It’s not difficult, it’s math.”  Said I who the proceeded to cry three minutes later

“Knock yourself out.”

-ahahaHAHAHAAHA DAMN

-LITERALLY

Don’t know about that

-I don’t know what’s fake and what’s real anymore, coming from you

-Probably fake

-Also it did seem like you had a certain grudge when you hit him square in the chest

Is that the ship that appeared before the intro

-”You hit me really hard!”  “You’re telling me/ I think I’ve still got the bump”

WTF NO

-Plot twist: The Cyberman just wanted a hug

DAMN Bill

-you go girl

-didn’t know the forehead thing could shoot lasers

Missy;; what are you even

-She took the umbrella i her dang mouth

-Look at her go

-Up up and away

-”The Doctor’s dead. He told me he’d always hated you. Let’s go.”  Lol

-”I heard you the first time”

I BELIEVE IN YOU BILL

-YOU CAN DO IT

Looks like that didn’t go very well.

-So from what I can gather is, Cyber-Bill carried the Doctor up on board the ship (somehow), and the gang just revved up the ship to bust through a whole lot of floors until it crashed here.

is tHAT

-*holds breath*

BILLLLLL

-YAAAAS MY GIRL’S BACK

-I BELIEVE IN YOU BILL

-(Although the way the matron’s acting worries me.)

-But forget about that, she’s not lost herself so who cares if she’s actually wearing a sock on her face.

-In fact, I think she is still wearing a sock over her face, but she thinks she’s human.

That’s a mirror isn’t it

CALLED IT

-sheesh Bill’s probably gonna have a mental breakdown and all I can say is ‘called it’

This is probably sad and all but I can’t help finding it funny that they kept a Cyberman in the barn and said Cyberman was either lying down or sitting or crouching in a corner and was the matron bringing her food or blankets I don’t even know

(aww) YAAS HE’S BACK

-But Cyberman speech is really slow... So does that mean the speech kinda lags compared to the version of herself in her head

-And, like, shouldn’t the other people be replying a bit after she says something

YYEEE

but why is his hand bandaged

mAjEsTiC fLoOf

-But why can’t Bill remember anything??

what the

-w h o a   t r a n s i t i o n

damn

Shit, but what if this backfires

-What if this causes her to give in to the programming and become one and the same as the Cybermen down below

-Who tf thought to ‘program’ Cybermen anyway, if it was just because of ‘harsh environments’ you could have left the mind intact and we’d all be happy little robot people and none of this bullshit would have happened

Damn. The screenwriting. It’s so good.

-You know what this reminds me of, though?

You are a DalekCyberman

On one hand, it seems she is still capable of emotions. On the other hand, she is friggin’ mad.

The way the scenes switch though

HOLY SHIT BILL--

same

aw

f c k

-;A;

-*crying emote intensifies*

-God what a mood swing

-Okay not exactly, but I swear I wasn’t crying before

YOUUUU

YOUUUUU

-sorry

o ho ho ho ho

been “busy” now have you

-...I said I’m sorry

fuck you

(from animated movie WALL-E)

-By the way I ended up spending a minute watching that whole clip on Youtube because memories

-Anyway, fuck you Master

You tell him Bill

-He’s just being a troll

NO YOU’RE NOT

-GOD HE’S TRYING TO HOLD IT BACK ISN’T HE

Moffat you better not

WELL I GUESS

-Missy what have you done

-”’Do as she says!’ Is the future gonna be all girl?”  “We can only hope.”

THAT ISN’T A MONDASIAN CYBERMAN

-Well technically maybe yes but seriously that wasn’t the design two weeks ago

Trying to kill a mosquito like

-I love how the Master keeps yelling “kill it”

-If those four were roommates he’d be he one who freaks out the most whenever there’s a bug in the room

-Excuse me while I go draw this  (”Draw” being a relative term here - more like “scribble”)

-I wasn’t gonna draw anything this morning but I end up giving in to the urge.  I sigh as I plug in the tablet.

-While I’m at it, lemme do this too

-Anyway

-THEY UPGRADED ALREADY

-OH YEAH, THE TIME THINGY

Dammit they’re back to sounding like Daleks

UP he goes

-wait they can fly too?!

-Those are like all the different generations?!

Are they seriously gonna fly through the ceiling

They’re fucking doing it

-Maybe there’s some human left in them after all because who else would go “let’s attach rockets to our feet and bust through the ceiling with our goddamn bodies”

...

DYING

-Everything about this is perfect  The way he’s so serious about it, the fact that John Simm is trying to do mascara or eyeshadow or whatever that is, and Missy’s face in the background

WHAT WAS IN THE RIFLE?!?!!

I’m currently enjoying this episode.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Is this what Michelle Gomez meant when she said what was about to happen is really kind of wrong

-Nah, it’s just something about timey-wimey Tardis circuit things isn’t it

what why

When a good man goes to war...

-But is he a good man

;-;

-Why is he telling the girl to throw an apple at a Cyberman, or is that apple secretly a bomb in disguise

That looks super uncomfortable

whya m i laughingn

Finally! Are they going to talk things through

-Hoping that the ‘dead in a few hours’ part is not true

-That accidentally rhymed

I don’t know how to describe this, but that was a good scene. There wasn’t any dramatic music, in fact there were literally crickets chirping in the background, but it’s still serious. And it’s good.

Somehow I’m not disappointed.

(I keep forgetting them he doesn’t wear a hoodie anymore)

fuck this

well shit

Same thing really

“No thanks.”

-Put a Wilhelm Scream in there and it’d be fucking perfect

-We did get unnecessary shots of Cybermen flipping over though

Really liked the short bell ringing version of the Cyberman leimotif thing (I probably spelled that wrong)

Well...

-Doctor Who: Laughing And Crying

-I’m not gonna go verbose on this, but it was a great scene.

Now what the heck is going on

she killed him??

-what

-That doesn’t make any sense

what

There he goes

-You know that feeling where you have a general feeling of the situation but not enough to actually make much of it and you’re just 1% knowledge and 99% worry?  Yeah that’s me right now

WHAT THE FUCK

-JUST WHEN THINGS WERE STARING TO LOOK A LITTLE BIT BETTER

that is fucked up

...Enjoy your uncomfortable ride?

R.I.P. Missy.

-I never thought I’d be sad to see her go, yet here I am.

Go get them Doctor

I just realized this is the same tune form Heaven Sent...

NOOOOO

Looks like they learned some sass from the Daleks

NO STOP

-And here we see a demonstration of Moffat writing an episode and the fans reacting.

-”The original, you might say.”

-DAMMIT STOP BLASTING HIM

SHIT

Nnononono

No no no no no

NONNONONONONONONONONONONO

No Moffat ;A;

-Fuck you Moffat

-No!

Fuck you Moffat!

noooo

-What happened to Bill

-Are you happy Moffat

-Are you happy now

NOOOOOOOOOOO

-noooooa

-ajsd

-*sobbing*

-Just... no

Is that Bill

NOOO MOFFAat FukcK You

-WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS

MOFFAT YOU COLD HEARTED ASSHOLE

W H Y

NO JUST NO

fuck you moffat why

-I think this is the very first time I’ve legitimately cried over an episode

Moffat you cruel bitch!!

-I’m full out gross sobbing... wow...

...?!?!

HEATHER

Moffat how did you make my face so wet

-why

Does that mean she’s dead

-Please don’t tell me she is dead!!

-I haven’t cried this much in months

-OH NO SHE’S DEAD ISN’T SHE

-SHE’S DEAD

I LOVE YOU AND HATE YOU MOFFAT

-THEY FINALLY GOT BACK TOGETHER

-BILL FINALLY GOT HER GIRL BACK

-BUT WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE DEAD

-WHY MOFFAT WHY

THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW

-I CAN’T SEE BECAUSE OF THE TEARS

-EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO WASH MY FACE

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE DID THIS

-I WAS HOPING THEY’D GET BACK TOGETHER

-I WAS HOPING HEATHER WOULD COME BACK

-BUT NOT LIKE THIS

-I WASN’T EXPECTING IT TO BE LIKE THIS

-(I... sprained my jaw while crying or something... It hurts...)

what

aefaeafaef

I’m crying, my jaw hurts, this is too much

-”I’m the pilot. I can fly anything. Even you!”   If there was a crying lenny face it’d be perfect

-There’s an old Korean joke that if you cry then laugh you get a hairy butt

-Luckily it’s not true

These tears protect my eyes from the light

ME NEITHER

-I WANT TO *SOB* BELIEEEE*SOB*EEEEVE

*CRIES SOME MORE*

you go girls... see the universe... please don’t get into any more troublr=e... i’m proud of you... *cries more*

shit

??!?!?!!

I... I’m pretty sure that’s not the right word...

-And now I’m laughing again yet my tears haven’t even dried off yet

YOU JUST HAD TO DO THAT DIDN’T YOU MOFFAT YOU COLD BITCH

-He’s reversing

WHy ArE YOU DOing ThIS MOFFAT

WHY

-That beeping Tardis alarm’s a new one. Not the Cloister Bell, for a change.

NOOO

-Too soon

-TOO SOON

Same

What..?

Cloister bell?!

-THIS CAN’T BE GOOD

-THIS TIES INTO THE FIRST SCENE OF ‘WORLD ENOUGH AND TIME’ DOESN’T IT

He’s tired of everything isn’t he...

-Tired of losing, tired of dying, regenerating, trying to get accustomed to a new self

-Moffat please... why can’t he just chill somewhere and have a nice cup of tea for once...

-Well he got the chill part down , it looks very chilly here

whatthefuck

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE SHIT?!?!!

-WHAT

-WHAT

-THAT WAS THE END

-THE EPISODE ENDED

-AND NOW WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS FOR ANSWERS

...Excuse me. I think I need some time in a corner.

[horrible-monstrosity]

8 "muh assassin" what fuq is natural dialgougue. her character's so heavenly but it took this forced retarded thing to bring it out- oh no wait if electric guy likes her she must be terrible to punish him for being a baka hentai who is interdested in the gril "I'm gonna have to ask this gril out sometime" (5 seconds later) "hey wanna go out after this???" - well I guess immediately afterwards is "sometime". and as expected elecguy is made to look like a moron and loses in five seconds. Actually it's pretty something* how all of the battles are so short... Like, it was the point of the Beku vs creeps battle that it woukd be over in a second based on whoever got their slight advantage down first, but every other battle? They're all made out to be equally important but they're so brief and uninteresting they might as well be skipped over... also why does grass gril do a fucking meguca reference? you're not allowed to reference better animes like that, you're shit. go burn in hell ... why does everyone *hate* the blonde guy from class B? he's done, like, nothing, except just now awkwardly boasting about a classmate winning. And of course the random gril is the sociable and likeable one. Why does no one hate earbuds gril if they hate this guy? Could it be..... gynoceeeeeentircismsdsssss ???? - why is beku still using that beat up scorched notebook? just buy a fresh one. It's this weird little forced bit of continuity that looks "good" because hey remember when his notebook got nuked back when whenever it was that happened, but actually doesn't because him still using the damn thing makes no sense. Just... buy another fucking notebook... If he's been using it the entire time he's been at the hero school, since it was already partially filled before you'd also think he'd have filled it up and had to buy a new one anyway... not that we have any idea how much he's actually been doing with the other students so far anyway seeing as how they SKIPPED OVER MOST OF IT...

Alright, there's one thing that actually makes sense. Students can't use gadgets unless they "need" to, which isn't just judged on nothing but on some unspecified paperwork that we don't need to be told about because no one cares but we get the idea. And then legs makes a basic but actually functional heartwarming speech about integrity and shit so he's allowed to use it. Man, this show getting basic things basically fucking right is just so fucking astounding.

Gadget gril has a quirk? Why? It seemed like the point of the alternate classes was that you might as well not have a quirk, or that only the hero classes definitely had quirks and that made them detestable showoffs or something. "she's turning the festival into a commercial" I thought the point was to sell yourself to the agencies why is doing that deliberately a bad thing

I dislike the next fight simply because I like navel guy and am indifferent towards pink slime gril - oh, when navel gets trounced it's a joke but when skin-gril loses it's super-boo-the-fuck-hoo-feel-sorry-for-whoo. You think navel felt as bad about losing, not to mention having his underwear shown to the entire audience? Ha ha, nope! Fuck you! - earbuds randomly decides to assault grapes-kun for being disinterested in some other fight. no one cares fuck you you piece of bitchy shit reeeee

9 man remember when floatgril had a really fucking stupid life goal? maybe losing to splodey will make her do some introspection, go back to doing the thing that made sense and was more likely to succeed. ......naaaaaaaaah

- splodey "getting really good at using his splosions to move in mid-air" is like the only thing I've heard from this show implying there was any training or self-improvement going on at all ever... But wait, wasn't he already doing that in the fake-villain-training-battle thing? What's the difference between then and now aside from you telling us there is?

floatgril spends all the time trying to touch splodey but there's all this debris flying around she could touch and use for, like, something. instead she just keeps running at him like an idjit. then the crowd starts demanding he beat the shit out of her more and booing him for not doing that. the fuck... oh, okay, no, she was just taking fucking forever with it and taking ludicrous damage. that's ok i guess. but how the fuck did nobody notice this? There's seats in the stadium up that high, right? Rqocks cast shadows, right?... I mean it's a better battle idea than most of what we've seen before, but I'm still left thinking that either she outghta been doing something on the field while she was building that up, like make some token attacks or use some debris as a shield so she can survive better in the meantime, or that the audience oughta have wondered why the fuck she was apparently doing nothing. I dunno, it's not bad but there's just something missing. And doesn't she puke if she uses her powers too much or something? What happened to that? Was that ever even supposed to be an actual thing?

This is supposed to be some stupidly dramatic "I pursued muh dreamz and I still didn't make it!!" thing, but being a hero was never really Floatgirl's dream. It was just this... weird halfway goal she came up with when her father gave her a confusing speech about how her dream isn't her dream and she should pursue her dream again. So when we get the flashback with the overbearing emotional music it's just like... why does she even care? This is just such a nothingburger.

"weren't you injured???" "yeah but recovery gril lol" why fuc are you surprise beku. you were here just like an hour ago, for your fingers. And then they mention the stamina thing again to remind us that it's totally a thing u guise, but for some reason Healgril went easy on Ururuka even though she doesn't have anything better to do after this. And if it's still a thing then this raises the question of how much she did for Beku's fingers earlier (which would have been the time to bring it up anyway, not here where it doesn't fucking matter). Did she leave his fingers half-broken, or did he randomly have enough stamina this time for a full heal like THE TIME SHE FIXED THREE LIMBS AND HE WAS COMPLETELY FINE AFTERWARDS BUT LATER NEEDED AN IV DRIP AFTER JUST ONE? god fuck this shit "... but that doesn't mean you can't still be a pro hero" but she doesn't want to be a pro hero she wants to (?????????????). Hurrying or not isn't the issue. The dad needs to tell her again that she shouldn't pursue her dream for the sake of someone else or whatever it was he said... but now that that dream is "hero" it's just not to be questioned.

O... kay, apparently the reason everyone thinks Beku's power is like Al Mite's is because of... wind pressure, or something. But Al Mite never does the flicky thing, because he can actually use his powers and doesn't need to rely on clever tricks to spare his skeleton. Firedad is the one person Beku needs to really not let find out about Al Mite's secrets, because Beku telling us this cheaply increases the tension. "And this match with you will be a good (whatever) of how much training he has left"... again, why does he think this? All he saw of Beku's powers was the one flick that left his hand totaled (which he might not have seen, but still). If Beku had some awesome fighting skills, wouldn't Firedad think he would have used them against creepsy, and the fact that he didn't implied his power was somehow useless (which it basically is)? Actually, remember when Beku waved his arm in Icyhot's face and it did something but he didn't break his arm? I think that was also even a wind pressure thing. Why not reference that? It was against his own son and it was almost marginally more impressive... well, maybe not. I don't know. Point is there's literally nothing Beku has done that should have impressed this guy. Hey, at least he's polite about it.

and handsy is still just bitching at his laptop about everything lol. imagine if he had spent that last month putting together another "brilliant" evil plan. he could be accomplishing something instead of wasting away in an abandoned net cafe somewhere.

Next episode is Beku and Icyhot's designated fight scene. I am so fucking reverse hyped for this shit, you have no fucking idea. I want to find a player that lets you speed it up to like x4 so I can cram it all into my brain at the highest possible velocity. Just fuck me up