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8 "muh assassin" what fuq is natural dialgougue. her character's so heavenly but it took this forced retarded thing to bring it out- oh no wait if electric guy likes her she must be terrible to punish him for being a baka hentai who is interdested in the gril "I'm gonna have to ask this gril out sometime" (5 seconds later) "hey wanna go out after this???" - well I guess immediately afterwards is "sometime". and as expected elecguy is made to look like a moron and loses in five seconds. Actually it's pretty something* how all of the battles are so short... Like, it was the point of the Beku vs creeps battle that it woukd be over in a second based on whoever got their slight advantage down first, but every other battle? They're all made out to be equally important but they're so brief and uninteresting they might as well be skipped over... also why does grass gril do a fucking meguca reference? you're not allowed to reference better animes like that, you're shit. go burn in hell ... why does everyone *hate* the blonde guy from class B? he's done, like, nothing, except just now awkwardly boasting about a classmate winning. And of course the random gril is the sociable and likeable one. Why does no one hate earbuds gril if they hate this guy? Could it be..... gynoceeeeeentircismsdsssss ???? - why is beku still using that beat up scorched notebook? just buy a fresh one. It's this weird little forced bit of continuity that looks "good" because hey remember when his notebook got nuked back when whenever it was that happened, but actually doesn't because him still using the damn thing makes no sense. Just... buy another fucking notebook... If he's been using it the entire time he's been at the hero school, since it was already partially filled before you'd also think he'd have filled it up and had to buy a new one anyway... not that we have any idea how much he's actually been doing with the other students so far anyway seeing as how they SKIPPED OVER MOST OF IT...

Alright, there's one thing that actually makes sense. Students can't use gadgets unless they "need" to, which isn't just judged on nothing but on some unspecified paperwork that we don't need to be told about because no one cares but we get the idea. And then legs makes a basic but actually functional heartwarming speech about integrity and shit so he's allowed to use it. Man, this show getting basic things basically fucking right is just so fucking astounding.

Gadget gril has a quirk? Why? It seemed like the point of the alternate classes was that you might as well not have a quirk, or that only the hero classes definitely had quirks and that made them detestable showoffs or something. "she's turning the festival into a commercial" I thought the point was to sell yourself to the agencies why is doing that deliberately a bad thing

I dislike the next fight simply because I like navel guy and am indifferent towards pink slime gril - oh, when navel gets trounced it's a joke but when skin-gril loses it's super-boo-the-fuck-hoo-feel-sorry-for-whoo. You think navel felt as bad about losing, not to mention having his underwear shown to the entire audience? Ha ha, nope! Fuck you! - earbuds randomly decides to assault grapes-kun for being disinterested in some other fight. no one cares fuck you you piece of bitchy shit reeeee

9 man remember when floatgril had a really fucking stupid life goal? maybe losing to splodey will make her do some introspection, go back to doing the thing that made sense and was more likely to succeed. ......naaaaaaaaah

- splodey "getting really good at using his splosions to move in mid-air" is like the only thing I've heard from this show implying there was any training or self-improvement going on at all ever... But wait, wasn't he already doing that in the fake-villain-training-battle thing? What's the difference between then and now aside from you telling us there is?

floatgril spends all the time trying to touch splodey but there's all this debris flying around she could touch and use for, like, something. instead she just keeps running at him like an idjit. then the crowd starts demanding he beat the shit out of her more and booing him for not doing that. the fuck... oh, okay, no, she was just taking fucking forever with it and taking ludicrous damage. that's ok i guess. but how the fuck did nobody notice this? There's seats in the stadium up that high, right? Rqocks cast shadows, right?... I mean it's a better battle idea than most of what we've seen before, but I'm still left thinking that either she outghta been doing something on the field while she was building that up, like make some token attacks or use some debris as a shield so she can survive better in the meantime, or that the audience oughta have wondered why the fuck she was apparently doing nothing. I dunno, it's not bad but there's just something missing. And doesn't she puke if she uses her powers too much or something? What happened to that? Was that ever even supposed to be an actual thing?

This is supposed to be some stupidly dramatic "I pursued muh dreamz and I still didn't make it!!" thing, but being a hero was never really Floatgirl's dream. It was just this... weird halfway goal she came up with when her father gave her a confusing speech about how her dream isn't her dream and she should pursue her dream again. So when we get the flashback with the overbearing emotional music it's just like... why does she even care? This is just such a nothingburger.

"weren't you injured???" "yeah but recovery gril lol" why fuc are you surprise beku. you were here just like an hour ago, for your fingers. And then they mention the stamina thing again to remind us that it's totally a thing u guise, but for some reason Healgril went easy on Ururuka even though she doesn't have anything better to do after this. And if it's still a thing then this raises the question of how much she did for Beku's fingers earlier (which would have been the time to bring it up anyway, not here where it doesn't fucking matter). Did she leave his fingers half-broken, or did he randomly have enough stamina this time for a full heal like THE TIME SHE FIXED THREE LIMBS AND HE WAS COMPLETELY FINE AFTERWARDS BUT LATER NEEDED AN IV DRIP AFTER JUST ONE? god fuck this shit "... but that doesn't mean you can't still be a pro hero" but she doesn't want to be a pro hero she wants to (?????????????). Hurrying or not isn't the issue. The dad needs to tell her again that she shouldn't pursue her dream for the sake of someone else or whatever it was he said... but now that that dream is "hero" it's just not to be questioned.

O... kay, apparently the reason everyone thinks Beku's power is like Al Mite's is because of... wind pressure, or something. But Al Mite never does the flicky thing, because he can actually use his powers and doesn't need to rely on clever tricks to spare his skeleton. Firedad is the one person Beku needs to really not let find out about Al Mite's secrets, because Beku telling us this cheaply increases the tension. "And this match with you will be a good (whatever) of how much training he has left"... again, why does he think this? All he saw of Beku's powers was the one flick that left his hand totaled (which he might not have seen, but still). If Beku had some awesome fighting skills, wouldn't Firedad think he would have used them against creepsy, and the fact that he didn't implied his power was somehow useless (which it basically is)? Actually, remember when Beku waved his arm in Icyhot's face and it did something but he didn't break his arm? I think that was also even a wind pressure thing. Why not reference that? It was against his own son and it was almost marginally more impressive... well, maybe not. I don't know. Point is there's literally nothing Beku has done that should have impressed this guy. Hey, at least he's polite about it.

and handsy is still just bitching at his laptop about everything lol. imagine if he had spent that last month putting together another "brilliant" evil plan. he could be accomplishing something instead of wasting away in an abandoned net cafe somewhere.

Next episode is Beku and Icyhot's designated fight scene. I am so fucking reverse hyped for this shit, you have no fucking idea. I want to find a player that lets you speed it up to like x4 so I can cram it all into my brain at the highest possible velocity. Just fuck me up

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