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xander & alfie for the ship meme thing!!!
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Q01. who asks the other on dates ?
i feel like they both ask each other out on dates and arrange these cute lil dates for them? like whenever they feel like the other deserves to be pampered / they need some time for themselves. so they kind of share that !!
Q02. who is the bigger cuddler ?
they’re both quite big on cuddling like that’s probably their favorite past time with each other? and they’re always cuddled up anyway like if they’re sitting / laying next to each other and they’re able to be all wrapped around each other, you bet they are lmao !! xander didn’t use to be a big cuddler but alfie changed that in him so now they’re both big cuddlers.
Q03. who initiates holding hands more often ?
again, i feel like they both do. it’s such a norm for them now like whenever they’re walking side by side, they both just automatically reach out for each other? or like alfie reaches out to xander and xander already has his hand open & ready for alfie’s. but when
Q04. who remembers anniversaries ?
alfie for sure !! xander is quite shit at remembering dates but he really tries ok, he tries. but i feel like he’s going to get a lot better at remembering them bc he’s going to get their wedding date tattooed somewhere so in case he ever forgets, he can just take a peek at his tattoo :~) (( and no he won’t take it just bc he needs a cheat sheet but bc he wants to memorize it on his body as well !! ))
Q05. who is more possessive ?
ohhhh god… they’re both quite possessive in their own ways but xander takes the crown for this one lmao. he’s always just There whenever alfie talks to another man (probably after being like HELLO MY NAME IS XANDER, I’M ALFIE’S H U S B A N D NICE TO MEET YOU, WHO ARE YOU EXACTLY) & he always has his hand either on alfie’s lower back or wrapped around his waist.
Q06. who gets more jealous ?
again, xander takes this round too lmao. not only is this bitch possessive as FUCK, he gets so jealous so easily. the only reason why he’s by alfie’s side in like 0.5 seconds when he spots him talking to another man, is because he gets jealous at the sight of that & he needs to be there and make sure no man tries to take his baby bear. it’s honestly ridiculous sometimes like he tends to get jealous of even alfie’s male friends ?? like boy get ur shit together, u guys r married and u have NOTHING to worry about !!!!
Q07. who is more protective ?
again, xander. this bitch is I M P O S S I B L E !! even though he knows that no one would hurt his baby, he just can’t ?? help it ?? it’s like his instinct to always square up and be ready to fight anyone for alfie. like even if someone just bumped into alfie and didn’t say sorry / was rude like “watch it”, ya bet ur ass that xander would square up in 0.5 seconds & be like WHAT DID YOU SAY, HUH, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Q08. who is more likely to cheat ?
honestly neither. they’re both too in love & too wrapped up around each other’s fingers to even notice anyone else. like someone could make a move on them and they’d both probably be just like LOOK HERE’S MY WEDDING RING HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY HUSBAND YET YES I’M MARRIED AND VERY MUCH IN LOVE WITH MY SPOUSE lmao
Q09. who initiates sexy times the most ?
they both do !! but i feel like xander initiates them more often like honestly ,,,, this bitch is In The Mood whenever he’s just had a good training session / workout session & he comes home and it’s just ,,,,, wild. but they both initiate it, i just feel like xander might do it more often than alfie??
Q10. who dislikes PDA the most ?
ok i feel like this one goes out to xander again just bc he doesn’t enjoy like.. big amounts of PDA? like hugging, hand holding, few kisses here and there, being close to each other / touching each other a little (like arms, back, hair ya know) etc etc is fine with him but like excessive making out (unless it’s in the far corner of a bar, then that’s fine) or like groping, giving hickeys / making these REALLY cheesy, lovey dovey social media posts… those are kind of iffy to him so i feel like he’s the one who dislikes it more if that makes sense?
Q11. who kills the spider ?
honestly i don’t really know?? xander maybe?? but alfie doesn’t rly seem like a person who’s afraid of spiders or maybe he just doesn’t like killing them but like xander doesn’t give a fuck so he always kills any spiders he sees so there’s that !!
Q12. who asks the the other to marry them ?
XANDER DID !!! he didn’t exactly get on one knee ( except afterwards, just to “make it official and do it properly” ) but he did propose to alfie when they were cuddling in bed !!
Q13. who buys the other flowers or gifts ?
they both buy each other gifts equally like if they’ve seen each other eye something in the store for a long time but not buy it, they probably go back the next day & buy whatever it had been that the other had been looking at? and i feel like whenever they’re out in the shops and they just see something that they know the other would love, they buy it as a little surprise present? but then again, xander likes to come home with a bouquet of flowers for alfie, as a thank you for either putting up with him / loving him or for doing the dishes / cleaning up after him bc we all know xander sucks at cleaning lmao.
Q14. who would bring up possibly having kids ?
alfie for sure. they’ve already talked about the possibility ( and if my memory serves me right, alfie has always been the one to bring it up? ) and i feel like when they really start considering having kids, it’s going to have to be alfie who brings it up because he’s the reason why they’re waiting it out until alfie’s done with uni !!
Q15. who is more nervous to meet the parents ?
i think alfie was? i mean xander was a little nervous to meet alfie’s mum and such but idk i just have That Feeling that alfie was a little more nervous to meet xander’s mum, stepdad & siblings? and just like his extended family as well.
Q16. who sleeps on the couch when the other is angry ?
ok HONESTLY… i think that alfie tries to sleep on the couch but every time xander just comes in, scoops him up into his arms & carries him to the bedroom so he can be the one to crash on the couch. maybe he like lets alfie fall asleep first and THEN he carries him to the bedroom, just to take his spot on the couch ??
Q17. who tries to make up first after arguments ?
they both do i think? or like it depends. if xander was the one to start the argument / the one who was wrong, he’s obviously the one who goes and tries to make up & vice versa.
Q18. who tells the other they love them more often ?
boi … they both do that. like they’re just :/ telling each other they love them like all the time. i feel like they can’t even fall asleep without saying goodnight & i love you first? it’s how they end every phone call anyway, they don’t leave the house without saying at least love you & then they just generally like to remind each other that they are still very much in love with them and always will be?? they are very sappy ok.
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Ship Meme || Not accepting!!
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- How do they fall asleep? Wake up? Any daily rituals? Most times they end up falling asleep with each other and waking up with Rayquelle in Eron’s hold due to the nightmares she has she seeks the comfort and warmth! DAILY RITUALS UH YEAH they try to go out at least once a day and have a ‘date’ and stargaze. It’s a way for them to relax, be in each others presence but not have to worry about others.
- How’s their team work? Do they share well? Ray is a very independent woman but since joining the resistance she has had to partake inmore team activities. Eron understands her Hesitance and works with it or around it so they can get their task done without making her uncomfortable.
- Are they open about their relationship? How do they feel about public displays of affection? Ok so this is a big thing. In the beginning stages of their relationship no one knows hell not even they really do. Eron needs alot of trust because of the walls around him and the second layer around his heart and Ray respects that. He tore hers down before she go into his so thats something she has to accept. They don’t really come out about their relationship I think ever it just kind of becomes natural and people start to see the looks in their eyes when they look at each other. Public display of affection follows the same rules and I actually think Eron is the first to break that (I answered an ask like this) Where he would have to make the conscious decision to partake in PDA.
- First impression of each other? Was it love at first sight? NO IT WAS NOT! So when they first met they payed no mind to each other however, they don’t really count it because it wasn’t anything big it was her introduction to the resistance when she was found. The real start for them was when he found her stargazing in a spot he thought no one knew about. Eron was probably unfazed at her but Ray was curious. He looked scary, not gonna lie maybe mean? But biggest of all. he looked almost... like he’d seen so much and it hurt him and she wanted to alleviate that because she too had that for herself.
- Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes? Ray for Eron: Love,Babe, Baby, Eldin, Honey, Dear, and her favorite My Stars Eron for Ray: Love, Babe, Baby, (I’m sure more but YOU WONT GIVE ME MORE ALKDJ:LK)
- Any tasks that are always left to one person? Cooking is Ray’s thing she will fight for that!
- What annoys them the most about their partner? Would they change it if they could? N O T H I N G! Both Ray and Eron treasure the other faults and all the only changes they want are to themselves. ( Ray also hates sometimes how he’s so tall she has to ask him to bend down for kisses sometimes)
- What do the like best about their partner? WOW uhm Ray loves everything but his heart is the best. He has been through so much seen so much yet still trusts her like he does and loves her like he does and that warms her to the core of her being. She wouldn’t trade it for the world.Now for Eron I don’t know if it’s what he likes best but i feel like it’s along the lines of a similar thing. She’s been a child of abuse and was flat out kidnapped yet still gives him so much even on her worst days. She always shows him hes loved and cared for and makes it known she treasures him above all else.
- Do they discuss big issues? Religion? Marriage? Children? Death? Yes they do. They’ve discussed marriage and children especially. They both would like them and also don’t want them.
- Who drives? Cooks? Does the handiwork? Cleans? Pays the bills? Handles the public? Drives; either Cooks; Ray Handiwork; either but usually Eron Clean; Both Pays the bills; Both handles the public; either
- Do they celebrate holidays? Anniversaries? RAY IS A FIRM BELIEVER IN HOLIDAYS YOU BET YOUR ASS ERON GETS SPOILED ON BIRTHDAYS WITH BOTH SEX AND FOOD AND PRESENS AND ON THEIR ANNIVERSARY OMG SHE GOES MAD WITH IT. She believes everyday you should celebrate your partner on days like those shes got the right to be everywhere with it
- Is there a wedding? What was the proposal like? Any kind of honeymoon? S o weddings. Ray wants to marry Eron thats a fact. Will the get married? Thats a hard question because i feel like in the canon verse they never feel really a NEED too. They dont need a ring to tell them that they love each other. But in any AU with them as a ship or in a verse where they do get married. They don’’t want anything big only those important to them their marriage is for them not their friends and family. Its about them giving themselves to each other. The proposal would be cute and heartfelt and could be as simple as Eron kissing her neck and just “I want to marry you...” or her after a night of him grounding her form a nightmare she just “I want you and me forever... let’s get married Eron” The honeymoon? They dont need fancy yet again just each other. Take it as an excuse to give it all into each other with no interruptions
- What do they do for fun? Do they have a favorite activity or do they like to switch things up? THey both stargaze, Love shooting blaster, she loves just domestic cuddling , and they always when able eat together
- Anything they both dread? Becoming those they hate and losing those they love honestly those are the biggest. Ray’s TRUEST fear is Embrent will return and kill eron and force her back under his thumb
- How adventurous are they? Eron more so than Rayquelle haha I could see him guiding her around her hand in his as they explore things though
- Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat? Rayquelles poker face is absolute shit.
- What would make them break up? Would it be permanent? UHM HONESTLY THE FEARS BECOMING TOO MUCH AND EVEN THEN THEY’RE BOTH LOYAL AF SO IDK IFIT WOULD RESULT IN A BREAK UP
- What are their dates like? How long do/did they date? Do they ever feel the need to take a break from each other? The dates they have are usually very mellow and no stress consisting of mainly stargazing or holovids and cuddling.
- What do they fight about? What are their arguments like? How do they make up? Arguments are almost none existent minor little battles of wit do happen but for the most part full arguments don’t! BUT on the occasion they do they get alittle emotional. Make up consists of lots of just quality time. maybe some sex who knows.
- What does their home look like? Their room? Their home thanks to Ray is clean and tidy with a set spot for everything! The same applies for their room.Their things are in no set sides of room for the most part its where ever it works
- Do they share any interests or hobbies? GUNS, KNIVES, STARGAZING, BEING PARENTS TO JAEDEN AND EVELLYN HAHA
- Does their work ever interfere with the relationship? Not in a serious method. It does spark some fear in both parties and there are nights where they get genuinely upset the other isn't there and have a horrible time sleeping. Unable to get a lick.
- How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort? listen they just soft bbs
- Any doubts about the relationship? Both have doubts because of their history but never about each other. The doubts stem of “They will leave me like everyone else” in Eron’s head and Ray is scared she will lose him like she lost her parents. The minute comfort finds her Embrent returns and kills Eron in front of her. But in Eron himself? She knows he loves her undoubtedly and that he will always. Now she can only hope he knows she feels the same.
- How much time do they spend together? Do they share their feelings, or hold things in?
- How do their friends feel about their relationship? Their families? Leia and Luke I imagine love that they’re so good for each other. Family on Ray’s front wel uhm.... like i said leia approves haha. Everyone in the base loves it because it softened Eron and brought Ray out more and shes more sociable.
- Do they have kids? Grow old together? Split up? Well N love we both are kill happy for them in TROS SOOOOOO but i do want to write them being parents be it au or whatever UPDATE THEY HAVE A SON AND A DAUGHTER JAEDEN AND EVELLYN
- What are their vacations like? Together literally thats the thing. A vacation for them could be their bedroom. As long as they’re together
- How do the handle disasters or emergencies? Minor injuries? Sickness? RAY INSTANT PANIC ON EMERGENCIES! They are both nurses when the other is sick haha
- Could they manage a long distance relationship? IT WOULD WRECK THEM they probs could but like alot of them is physical interaction and with her nightmares it would wreck eron watching that with nothing he could do to help. Ray loves to hug and cuddle him to tell him she LOVES him and not doing that and watching him have a rough patch? nope wrecked
- Do they finish each other’s sentences? Pick up any phrases or habits from each other? Know when the other is hiding something? They know when the other is hiding something eron especially but ray has gotten good at noticing for him. Another thing is with finishing sentences. Eron could probably but he doesnt engage in it much but shell do it whenever she can!
- Do they ever get into trouble? Is it serious, or are they just mischievous? They dont get into trouble really
- What kind of presents do they get each other? Do they only do it on special occasions? Ray gives presents when she feel like it tbh. They range from hobby based to food and anything in between. If she thinks of eron when she sees it its gift material.
- Do they have any pets? Eron best get his woman her own BB unit
- Do they bring out the best in each other, or the worst? Do they have a fatal flaw? he brings out in ray allowing her to open up and she the best in him because they are actually
- What’s their greatest strength as a couple? Their weakness? The weakness is how much they self doubt themselves. they rely so heavily on each other that it may be SEVERELY detrimental if one dies
- How much would they be willing to sacrifice for the other? Any lines they refuse to cross? they would kill and die for another
- What are they like in the bedroom? Any kinks/fetishes/turn-ons? Anything they won’t do? They both have a think for oral so there’s a fair bit of it haha. Ray has an immense thing for praise in the bedroom so often when they have sex its very personal and intimate full of declarations of love and eron calling her a good girl ;) they can get kinky but like thats a whole other think im sure
- Who initiated the relationship? Who kissed who first? When did they realize they were in love? Uhm ray accidently confessed so she started it, Eron probably kissed her first one of the they just stared at lips until someone took that plunge
- Any special memories? Do they have a special place they like to go to? Ray wants to take him to what she was told was her home so she can find out more about her childhood. Other than that none that i can think of in terms of places. OH! Their stargazing spot!!! Special memories though their first time kissing, with each other intimately, ALSO A memory eron will never forget is walking in on his lady cooing to their daughter promissing her so much in life.
- Are they party-goers? What are they like when they’re drunk? Does it happen often? They aren’t big party goers but they still enjoy a good drink with friends. Ray is HYPERSEXUAL when drunk and kind of a hyperactive person
- Do they let each other get away with things that would normally bother them? HAHAHAHnope they will not hesitate to call shit out
- Do they talk often? yes!
- Are the comfortable with each other? Anything they have to have their privacy for? They trust each other with their life and most things are open but there may be nights where they need the privacy on emotions and just need to be in their mind for a bit. the other always respects it.
- Any special dreams or goals they have as a couple? Any heartbreaks? Regrets? heartbreaks and regrets are still up in the air with them they still have time to grow but dreams? well ray wants to have a family. which they later get.
#YOU COULD NEVER BOTHER ME LOVE#[✥] ( answered ask // ╯❛ Here is what I say ❜╰ )#(⭐️ ich habe Hoffnung gewonnen als ich mich in dich verliebt habe ⭐️) Eron Skywalker || hopegained#(⭐️ Ich sehe dich an und alles verschwindet ⭐️) Eron & Rayquelle#hopegained
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bf!jihoon
bc jenhoon isn’t a thing. for @onlyjihoons wynaut b
also are my gif making skills getting better yet pls help me
under the cut bc it’s actually quite long oops
cute relationship tbh
remember when he confessed to you??? i sure do
i don’t recall that you’ve ever talked to each other before then? ok maybe once or twice but probably because his friends were buddy buddy with you
so he decided to buddy buddy along
they had found out he liked you but they kept it a secret bc they were good friends aww get me some friends like that
they started to hang out with you more for his benefit bUT they were able to keep their scheme lowkey because it was a new (and your last) semester and all of them were in a lot of your classes
o lord when it was midterms jihoon couldn’t take it anymore
on the day before like,,, a long weekend or smth he was like “daM y/n i like you” and he put up a print out of a lot of your favourite memes on your locker
let’s just say that he liked the same memes as you did bc dorm jihoon lol
and then you fell for it
maybe you didn’t like him before, maybe you didn’t see him that way before, but Damn!
once you saw “hi welcome to chili’s” you immediately fell for him my goodness
rip vine pls rebirth soon
both of your meme loving asses brought those references into your relationship
you: (driving)
jihoon: road work ahead? i sure hope it does!
hsdfjsd i’m sorry that’s just really funny,,, it’s my favourite vine
lots of hanging out at home
mostly at your house bc 1. there’s better food and 2. woojin’s not there
since you’re the talented and wonderful (y/n) you are, karaoke with him is sO fun
singing bangtan songs and knowing the lyrics by heart ugh i love this pair of armys
speaking of singing,,, because of your talent you got into the same arts university as jihoon
lucky u with your scholarship lol
idk the people in your class just automatically ship you and jihoon together
“eyy you’re like,,, jihoon’s s/o right”
“sure you can call me that (even though i clearly have a name xd!)”
“that’s so cute he tells everyone about you!! like yesterday he just threw up a bunch of words onto our friend group saying how much he loves your smile”
hM that was weird because he never told you that he liked your smile (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
turns out that he was too shy
No I Am Not Going To Become Soft For Him
yeah he seems outgoing and all when you’re around him but things like complimenting you just make him feel flustered djflskjfljs
so when he did say that he liked your smile he turned all re d and he covered his face and hid his smile u h hh like when he does jeojang
so then the teasing begins
“oh yeah i heard from so-and-so that you told like the whole campus that you liked my smile”
“GUH”
“why didn’t you tell me this earlier huh ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°) ├┬┴┬┴“
so then he can’t respond right
you take him in to give him a BI I I I IIG hug and you like ruffle his hair or something with affection
after all the teasing you thank him for the compliment and you say “uhh yeah don’t be shy to compliment me (altho my self-depreciating ass won’t take it lol) or anyone in general bc i’ll do the same boo”
it’s really cute
he thinks you’re cute
you think he’s cute
we think you guys are cute
everything’s cute in this world ok (i’m exaggerating PLEASe don’t take me seriously)
OK NO IT’S STORYTIME B O I
so you and jihoon are like,,, sitting there and watching uhhh wanna one go i guess lol
then literally 30% of the pd101 trainees come swooping in with balloons and cake and you’re just like “what”
jihoon was also like “what”
“happy birthday boyz” haknyeon goes to say hahshjdajk pls understand that joke
“but mr. joo it’s not either of our birthdays-”
“it’s your relationship’s birthday you dummy xd”
wow you both couldn’t remember your anniversary but 30% of 101 trainees remembered for you
friendship goals ammiright that’s just a little bit over 30 trainees
like maybe a part of a trainee came in?? their legs just come in and idk
so you all just sit there watching wanna one go with 6 cakes and balloons scattered all over your house
jihoon turns off the tv all of a sudden and then y’all go “huh”
“let’s play truth or dare xD” jihoon suggests and the crowd of boys behind you just go “oooOooooOoOOOh”
you have absolutely no luck since there was both ong seongwoo AND yoon jisung within the group of trainees who remembered your damn anniversary
and yes
seongwoo got the pleasure to ask you first
“ayy (y/n) truth or dare”
“truth??”
“after jihoon telling everyone that he loves your smile, what do you think about telling everyone about his smile? do you love his smile?”
“bih is that a question,,, the answer is obviously that it’s frucking adorable ;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;”
if you hear that someone disagrees you’re gonna kick them to tomorrow night
a lot of cooing happened when you said that it was “frucking adorable”
jihoon turned into another blushing mess im
you thought things were done with you lmao there were 32 people in your living room this truth or dare game is gonna go on for ages my next turn won’t even come til morning
nOpe the started attacking you with questions
fun fun fun fun f u n !1!
and then the legendary summoner comes in
k a n g d o n g h o
ok y’all might think he’s innocent like “o he’s such a dad look how cute he is”
buT he’s actually a wild man i’m cryinhfn
still cute tho don’t deny it
“(y/n) truth or dare”
“o my goodness not you too baekho”
so you go with dare???
“i dare you to kiss jihoon”
h o o o ooho o ohohoho
did i mention that earlier woojin asked if y’all had your first kiss yet and you were like “uhhh no”
cLAPS RAPIDLY
and you’re just there panting and dying on the carpeted floor while all of the 30% were just screaming and chanting
jihoon x (y/n) cult confirmed
so jihoon busts in and he’s going all “bih i didn’t sign up for this”
EVERYONE pulls out their own argument and tries to persuade jihoon into doing it
you’re also in the middle of being persuaded
rip
while you’re there, kind of dying on the floor,,, there was this bigass cENTIPEDE?? COMING YOUR WAY???
you’re suddenly jumping up and stuff and you aCCIDENTALLY step on jihoon’s foot
oop
now you aren’t a very heavy person, but you were wearing your sneakers inside (i do not approve as someone who grew up in an asian household insert angry face here) and he wasn’t (i also don’t approve bc he only took them off as you aren’t the biggest fan of his jordans another angry face)
“oshitoshitoshit jihoon r u ok”
“i’m good i’m goodjglfjg”
and then out of nowhere you kiss him on the cheek h o o o
the crowd goes WILD!
and then minhyun’s sitting beside dongho just shaking his head like,,, “no that’s not good enough”
everyone looks at him after they calmed down and they aGREE
“do you want me to like,,”
“kiss him on the lips?” minhyun nods. “yes.”
“i h8 y’all”
so you lean in for the peck !!!
THE CROWD GOES WILD AGAIN
and jihoon??? through all this he’s embarrassed again
“ok jihoon i did it can you gladly kill that centipede for me now aha”
and then he tries looking for it while his face is pink
pink sausage here!
but he can’t find it so like,,, yeah
you kissed him tho that was your first kiss with him sjdfjlkgjldf
to this day you haven’t seen that centipede once but you thank it everyday for helping you guys step up your relationship
lol
#wanna one#jihoon#park jihoon#wanna one scenarios#wanna one imagines#produce 101#produce 101 scenarios#produce 101 imagines#bf!jihoon is always#NEVER welcome on my blog#but here you go lol#longest NOOOO boi ever#i still don't stan jihoon o k
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ACT OMEGA PART 23
THE 03/22/17 UPDATE
gASP! What’s this? Could it be? Consistent updates? Wow, I am on F I R E. Let’s see if this lasts more than two days. Anyhoo, last time on Act Omega, we were getting caught up with team PMMVKFSLAD (real fun to pronounce). The ragtag group of leftovers from the deadly laser pointer that is Lord English. United by the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, they shall overcome this challenge and persevere! If Vriska chills the fuck out, that is.
VRISKA.. Just chill out, let a semi good thing be a semi good thing. Even if the amount of good makes up like like... -16% of the thing.
I’m having another moment where I just suddenly snap out of typing mode, and look at what I’m writing, and question if I can even qualify as a competent human being.
*click* oh hey, nothings here. *refresh* ah, fckingn OTHING *refresh* GDI I gOTTA LIVEBLOG TO WRITE *REFRESH* WHERE IS THE PANEL MSPFA I WILL LITERALLY FIND THE PEOPLE RUNNING YOUR SERVERS AND STRANGLE THEM *Refresh* Ah. There it is.
This is good Vriska. This is acceptance. You may be running a team full of morons with no motivation whatsoever. But you’re also running a team full of morons with no motivation whatsoever with a powerful LEADER. And as that powerful leader, you will UNITE THE SEA AND LAND DWELLERS AS ONE RACE, AND REDEFINE CULLING FOR YOUR ENTIRE RACE.
Ahem. I mean, you’ll use the power of friendship or something to kill lord english. wooooo.
VRISKA: Fiiiiiiiine. VRISKA: Thank you. VRISKA: For........ VRISKA: Sticking around. I guess.
Good girl. Now hold hands with them and write a song about your friendship.
Oh goodness, some more friends to add to the bunch. Equius and Horrus. I guess it’s time to update team PMMVKFSLAD to... PEMMVKFSHLAD. Even funner to pronounce.
VRISKA: Well. Might as well t8ke stock of our freshly downsized crew.
Dammit, have I been wasting my time keeping track?
VRISKA: There's myself, Meenah, Tavros, Aradia, Sollux...
SMAVT (these arent gonna stop being fun to pronounce.)
VRISKA: Davepeta, I guess? Whoever you are?
Come on Vriska, COME ON... Obviously it’s a dead Nepeta who was prototyped fused with a bird version of Dave from another timeline who was also prototyped in order to create the most badass sprite yet.
VRISKA: Feferi, hi. Nice to see you, I guess. At least, one version of you.
Pft. I just love this greeting for some reason. There’s something about the words “Feferi, hi. Nice to see you, I guess.” That keeps making me laugh for some reason.
VRISKA: Equius! Yeah, hey neigh8or. Lovin’ the new getup.
Goddamnit Vriska quit talking so casually I’m giggling like an idiot.
VRISKA: A 8unch of dancestors? I swear I know all your names. VRISKA: Aaaaaaaand that’s. It. VRISKA: Like... 13 people. VRISKA: That’s just. VRISKA: SWELL!
Vriska, you must fight the urge to off 5 of these suckers. Also, just gonna check and see if my math adds up. Alright, nope. PEMMVKFSHLAD only has 12, which means I haven’t seen everybody yet or Vriska’s counting was wrong. Or there are two Kankri’s but let’s just pray that isn’t the case. Also just gonna mention the fact that Horrus looks really upset over there.
I’m just gonna hope this isn’t sarcastic happiness.
VRISKA: Well at least I know pretty much everyone here! For the most part! VRISKA: 8etter than nothing! A decent collection of powers and skills. VRISKA: Davepeta, you have wings, and claws, and pro8a8ly some com8in8tion of time and heart powers that HAVE to come in handy somehow, right? VRISKA: Yeah!! VRISKA: Hahahaha!
Ooooh fuck. She’s gonna lose it.
(that goddamn moment when you forget how to put images on tumblr posts and then beat yourself up about it because you feel like a dunce)
Hmm. Yeah. Yep, she seems happy. Good.
VRISKA: This is fine! Everything is fine! VRISKA: I can TOTALLY work with this!
That’s right Vriska! Just embrace the power of friendship!!
VRISKA: And I know exactly what went wrong with the plan! VRISKA: Don’t 8et all your money on one horse! A horse that you don’t even know for sure is a8le to run!!
Oh it sure did run. It ran right on outta here with your fiancé (gotta get the fancy e) on it’s back. Too bad it didn’t just. Ride away with Lord English.
VRISKA: Stupid, stupid, dum8!!!!!!!!
: )
VRISKA: 8ut I can learn from my mist8kes. Just like I always have. Say something doesn’t work. So what? Get right 8ack up and keep trying! Look at it from a new angle. 8ecause there is w8y too much at st8ke not to!
You’re goddamn right Vriska! I mean, if Lord English destroys the universe, Jade can’t totally get with Rose- Oh right. Jade’s all grimbark and shit. And I just remembered, that battle’s still going on isn’t it. Ha ha. Why do I pray for these ships to be canon. Are they really the most important thing for me during this fuckfest?
VRISKA: I 8et there's a totally reasona8le explan8tion for everything that went sideways. What the weapon actually fucking did. Why my luck ran out. Whatever that HUGE G8PING HOLE in the Furthest Ring is!
s’called the Green Hole™, learn the lingo sweetie.
VRISKA: I CAN DO THIS!!!!!!!!
Did somebody say overused and practically decaying meme?
Yeah. Nobody said that.
OH FUCK THAT’S A TROLL I THOUGHT THAT WAS A WEIRD STRUCTURE OR SOMETHING? AND. It’s Aranea. Just who we needed to see right now. Hopefully she doesn’t get everybody killed again! : )
VRISKA: No fix8ting on the past. That’s all 8ehind me. VRISKA: I just have to FOCUS. I’m sure the answer is right in front of my f8ce. VRISKA: Hell, may8e it’s been lying in pl8in sight this entire time!
Yes, and the answer is to LEAVE right now before anymore trolls join your lil powwow.
MEENAH: yo fishka MEENAH: dont mean to burst your bubble or nothin MEENAH: like watchin you lose it and blubber at yourshellf has got a serious entertainment factor MEENAH: but you might wanna actually MEENAH: look behind you
NOTHING ABOUT THIS IS ENTERTAINING, And now is NOT the time to look behind you because we don’t need Vriska gone wrong fucking everything up with her hidden agenda’s again.
Goddammit stop acknowledging h e r
VRISKA: What NOW?!
VRISKA’S NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS. I’M NOT GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS. NOBODY’S GONNA BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS.
VRISKA: Uh.
UH IN FUCKING DEED. SHE BETTER NOT PROPOSE SOME PLAN HERE, BECAUSE SHE IS LITERALLY MORE OBSESSED WITH HERSELF THAN VRISKA FUCKING SERKET, AND LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY IT COULD END IF THEY FOLLOW HER ADVICE IS WITH HER COMING OFF AS SOME HERO. I SWEAR IF SHE’S WEARING SOME SHIT EATING GRIN IN THE NEXT PANEL. IT FEELS LIKE SHE’S GONNA BE WEARING SOME SHIT EATING GRIN IN THE NEXT PANEL.
FKAJHLSPOI:BGIBDSHFBDUIBFSDOIBFAISPHBVCP*#HRUQ(PHURBEFID
F U C K Y O U A N D Y O U R F U C K I N G F A C E Y O U S P I D E R B I T C H ^ 2
ARANEA: Why, hello there!
Fuck you
ARANEA: It sounds to me like you might 8e in need of my particular talents and services.
FFFUCK... you
ARANEA: Luckily for you, I’ve come to offer just that.
FUCK YOU...
ARANEA: You’re welcome, in advance.
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK. IM. IM DONE HERE. ARANEA, UNLESS YOUVE SHAPED YOUR SHIT UP I HOPE EVERYBODY HERE TAKES TURNS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF YOU
ALRIGHT
ALRIGHT.
Alright.
Alright...
Calm...
That’s the end of the update.
this was a fun one.
wooopty dooooo......
alrighty, bladda bladda outro seeya later
spider bitch^2
#homestuck#homestuck liveblog#Act Omega#hs act omega#act omega liveblog#hs act omega liveblog#Spider bitch
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happy valentines day, nerds
@ben-wyxtt: ok we’ve known each other Literally…for like all our lives lmao,,,nd im lov u my marvel buddy :’))) we gotta make sure we get together for like..every break we have;; thank u for introducing me to starbucks nd by starbucks i mean that one drink i always get :’))) nd thank u……..for all those friday nights at b&n..nd hopefully we’ll have many more 2am cake runs nd movie nights;;;
@cafehell: first of all…ily……my inspiration;; i still can’t believe we’re friends;;; you’re a great writer and an even greater friend nd i wanna,,,,be good to you too ;u; you deserve Only Good Things nd i hope that’s only what comes to you ily
@gaynasas even if u cant catch up on mangas…im still lov u :’))))) holy shit tho its been…..so mcfuckin long?? remember the rp we never finished..when we had to send asks nd fanmail to each other..back before our 38243875792 url changes..when we both were magi blogs ;u; even if u send me 5032094382 weirdass memes at 3am..never change ily
@jjongeyed: wow ok we’ve..been through A Lot lmao nd i’m;;; thankful for you for putting up with all of my…well you know lmao;; you’re an amazing person nd i dont think i coudl thank you enough for all you’ve done for me;; pls let me repay you someday ;-;
@judaru: my actual twin,,my tiny writer babe;;;;;; youre we’ve been through a lot together and even tho our main fandoms aren’t the same im love how we can still support each other :’) u mean a lot to me nd i wish u…every good thing
@moonlitwaterwriting: ok….ok ok ok lmao we’ve been through a Lot together nd i owe you The World for writing your Iconic fic nd for inspiring me nd probably so many others to write;; despite everything that’s happened recently i really;; hope that we’ll be Okay bc im lov u ok ily
@phantomofthe-kpop: ive read your fics before we ever talked nd we’ve just started talking but you’re lovely nd sweet nd good nd ily;; i hope your hard work with your writing nd your singing pays off~
@pissedchicken: my lov,,,,i was trying to think of when we first started talking;;; your tags in that jongtae,,it was so cute nd im glad you made them;; my close friend,,my friend that knows the struggle of music,,,,,,,never change ily;;
@purecanesuga: im your number 1 fan;; tremble tremble;; we only just started talking but youre such a good writer,,,such a good person,,im super happy you decided to write with me ;-; and to be my friend ;u;
@sitdown-bitch: my lovely gf;;; ily~ even if i say otherwise i really love u and i hope u know that :’) it’s been like..almost a year now but it feels like forever and i dont want that to ever change;;;; and even tho we have a lot of differences we’re definitely,,gonna stay together for at least the next idk forever years
@syn-copate: im ur number 1 fan;; when you messaged me i was !!! bc your writing is so good;; and even tho u dont ship the best ship (((jongtae))) i still :’) lov ur writing,,im super super happy you got to see key~ im glad happy things are happening to you bc you deserve so so much;; take pictures next time tho
@yoongis-nose: amanda my Lov…im lov u :’))) we dont talk often but ur still one of my close friends..our mutual lov for sarah nd our various ailments……our strong bond;; never let it die,,i wanna get to know you better ;-; youre super cute nd super sweet nd im lov u
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