#oijoijoi

[jeeppu]

ei siihen nyt kuin mitä 3-4 vuotta ennen kuin sain penniäkään veikkauksen arvoinnoista ✌️

[tmrwds]

Takavoltti lyrics + English translation

Needed to wait for the CD booklet for this one. As you may already know, Takavoltti is about the period during/after ESC when Käärijä got asked to do this and that, and he said yes to everything. Please check my notes at the bottom to make more sense of the lyrics!

-Emmä tiiä kolisee jos kolisee mut mun on pakko sit koittaa vetää tosi matalalla -No varokaa -Mä meen -Noni -Joo -No mennää alta pois -Mennää -Anna mennä -Oijoijoi, hyvä Kärtsä -Rap-artisti Käärijä ja takavoltti -Kärtsä Kärtsä -Voi vitsi -Melkee -Ei se, ei sille sattunu se vaa näyttelee

Tekevälle sattuu ain sattuu ku tekee Ku tekee ku kipee ni kipeetä tekee Oon yllytyshullu ain hulluksi yllyn Ja tää hullunmylly on kylmempi kylpy

Mua viedään maanantai tiistai keskiviikko Torstai perjantai ja Lauantai sunnuntai Saldona muutama ai vittu ja paikat Paskana painelen eteenpäi Like any other day Anyway, baby hey I'm okay okay okay

Hey hey hey Kärtsä heitä takavoltti Hey hey hey Kärtsä vedä caba tonni Hey hey hey Kärtsä hyppää kybäst pommil Ei vittu ei kai se nyt oikeesti hypänny Kyl se hyppäs

Mun elämä on silkkaa duudsonii Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin Vaikka silmä turpoo kii Mä nään vaan mahdollisuuksii Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai Mut ai hitto mun olkapää

Tekevälle sattuu ain sattuu ku tekee Ku tekee ku kipee ni kipeetä tekee Täst roolista ryydyn mut hymy ei hyydy Oon syypää sun hymyy siks Rooliini tyydyn

Hey hey hey Kärtsä heitä takavoltti Hey hey hey Kärtsä vedä caba tonni Hey hey hey Kärtsä hyppää kybäst pommil Ei ei ei se oli läppä

Mun elämä on silkkaa duudsonii Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin Vaikka silmä turpoo kii Mä nään vaan mahdollisuuksii Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai

Bändi säestää tunnelmaa Kun tää Kärtsä moshpittiin sukeltaa Ja ihmettelen jos selviin sielt pois ilman mustelmaa Ai ai ai ai ai Ai ai ai Ai ai ai ai ai Jaahas mitäs nextii?

Hey hey hey Kärtsä heitä takavoltti Hey hey hey Kärtsä vedä caba tonni Hey hey hey Kärtsä soita peruskomppi Hell yeah alright

Mun elämä on silkkaa duudsonii Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin Vaikka silmä turpoo kii Mä nään vaan mahdollisuuksii Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai Mut ai hitto mun olkapää Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää Ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai Mut ai hitto mun olkapää

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-I don't know, if it hits then it hits but I have to try going very low still -So, watch out -I'm going -Yeah -Okay -Let's move aside -Yeah let's -Bring it on -Oijoijoi, go Kärtsä -Rap-artist Käärijä and the backflip -Kärtsä Kärtsä -Oh damn -Almost -Nope, he didn't get hurt, he's just acting

The one who works gets hurt It always happens and hurts when you work When you work in pain, it hurts I'm a daredevil, always building up to get crazy And this madhouse is a colder bath (1)

I'm dragged around Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Thursday, Friday and Saturday, Sunday The outcome is a few "oh fuck" 's and With my body all fucked up, I keep going Like any other day Anyway, baby hey I'm okay okay okay

Hey hey hey Kärtsä do a backflip Hey hey hey Kärtsä do a caba-ton (2) Hey hey hey Kärtsä jump from the tenth Fuck, he didn't jump for real did he? Yeah, he did

My life is just like being in Jackass (3) Going back home via Jorvi again (4) Even though my eye swells shut I only see opportunities Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow This pain won't last forever Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow But ow dammit, my shoulder (5)

The one who works gets hurt It always happens and hurts when you work When you work in pain, it hurts This role is wearing me out But my smile won't fade I'm the reason for your smile that's why (6) I settle for this role

Hey hey hey Kärtsä do a backflip Hey hey hey Kärtsä do a caba-ton Hey hey hey Kärtsä jump from the tenth No no no, it was a joke

My life is just like being in Jackass Going back home via Jorvi again Even though my eye swells shut I only see opportunities Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow But this pain won't last forever Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

The band is setting up the mood When this Kärtsä dives into the moshpit And it's a miracle if I get out without bruises Ow ow ow ow ow Ow ow ow Ow ow ow ow ow So, what's next?

Hey hey hey Kärtsä do a backflip Hey hey hey Kärtsä do a caba-ton Hey hey hey Kärtsä play a drum beat Hell yeah alright

My life is just like being in Jackass Going back home via Jorvi again Even though my eye swells shut I only see opportunities Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow This pain won't last forever Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow But ow dammit, my shoulder Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow This pain won't last forever Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow But ow dammit, my shoulder

1) This verse is loosely translated from a wordplay based on Finnish proverbs. Colder bath: tougher than expected 2) a snowboard trick 3) references to Duudsonit - Finnish equivalent to Jackass TV show 4) Jorvi: a hospital in Espoo. This is the exact same line as in Fantastista lyrics, and I really like that connection! 5) references to old Finnish meme/youtube video 6) references to the song Cheek - Syypää Sun Hymyyn. K has often joked about Cheek in his banter, who was the most successful rapper in Finland before retiring 10 years ago

+ Apparently the backflip itself is a reference to Mikko Leppilampi's doings, but that is some deep lore

[annoyingyellowhouse]

Public service for you my dearest kääryleet

There was a lot of Finnish culture to unpack on the album and in this post I will be explaining some references on the song ’Takavoltti’

-Emmä tiedä, kolisee jos kolisee, mut mun on pakko sit koittaa vetää tosi matalalla

-No varokaa

-Mä meen

-Noni

-Joo

-No mennää alta pois

-Mennää

-Anna mennä

-Oijoijoi, hyvä Kärtsä!

-Rap-artisti Käärija ja takavoltti

-Kärtsä, Kärtsä!

-Voi vitsi!

-Melkee

-Ei se, ei sille sattunu se vaa näyttelee

Tekevälle sattuu, ain sattuu, ku tekee

Common saying, things happen to a person that does stuff, double meaning with the word ’sattuu’ it means both ’hurts’ and ’happens’

Ku tekee ku kipee, nii kipeetä tekee

Oon yllytyshullu, ain hulluksi yllyn

A person that can be encouraged to do basically anything, ’hullu’ = crazy (encourage is not exactly the right word, maybe prompted or excite idk)

Ja tää hullunmylly on kylmempi kylpy

Äää

Mua viedään maanantai, tiistai, keskiviikko, torstai, perjantai ja

Lauantai, sunnuntai saldona muutama "ai vittu" ja paikat

Paskana painelen eteenpäin like any other day

Enivei, baby hei

I'm okei okei okei okei

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä heitä takavoltti

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä vedä cabatonni

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä hyppää kybäst pommi

(-Ei vittu ei kai se nyt oikeesti hypänny?)

(-Kyl se hyppäs)

Mun elämä on silkkaa Duudsonii

The Dudesons known for stupid stunts

Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin

A hospital

Vaikka silmä turpooki

Mä nään vaa mahdollisuuksii

Ai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jaa

Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää

Ai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jaa

Mutta ei hitto mun olkapää!

Link to the old viral youtube video, can’t be explained but this is Finnish humor

Ai!

Tekevälle sattuu, ain sattuu, ku tekee

Ku tekee, ku kipee, nii kipeetä tekee

Täst roolista ryydyn, mun hymy ei hyydy

Oon syypää sun hymyyn, siks rooliini tyydyn

Cheek - syypää sun hymyyn

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä heitä takavoltti

I’m not sure where this saying originates from but you can still hear it from time to time especially online although the original should be considered canceled material in this day. Any finn will know the saying ”heitä homo voltti” = do a backflip homo. Some terrible youtube search results with this as well.

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä vedä caba-tonni

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä hyppää kybäst pommi

(-Ei, ei, ei, se oli läppä!)

Mun elämä on silkkaa Duudsonii

Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin

Vaikka silmä turpooki

Mä nään vaa mahdollisuuksii

Ai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jaa

Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää

Ai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jaa

Bändi säestää tunnelmaa

Kun tää Kärtsä moshpittiin sukeltaa

Ja ihmettelen jos selviin sielt pois ilman mustelmaa

Ai-jai-jai-jai-jaa

Ai-jai-jai

Ai-jai-jai-jai-jaa

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä heitä takavoltti

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä vedä caba-tonni

Hei, hei, hei

Kärtsä soita peruskomppi

Hell yeah! Alright!

Mun elämä on silkkaa Duudsonii

Taas Jorvin kaut kotiin

Vaikka silmä turpooki

Mä nään vaa mahdollisuuksii

Ai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jaa

Ei kestä ikuisesti kipu tää

Ai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jai-jaa

Mutta ei hitto mun olkapää!

Ai!

[nokikissa]

Oijoijoi who's my boi!

And also we got a lil goblin hiding under the sauna seats

[titelverteidiger]

love kaisa's "oijoijoi" "aijaijai" and "eijeijei" when someone misses

[lgcmax]

𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 !

okay !! now that that plot call’s over i feel i can finally do a proper plot call. with a new trimester comes a whole load of exciting things, and though this is a tad late i’m happy to provide you with some plot ideas for max ! a lot of people expressed a desire to plot after my ooc love post thing, and i am really really happy to do so ! i haven’t been able to get to everybody individually yet but if you see something here feel free to lmk ! also, i feel like i could do better at interacting with newer muns / muns i haven’t interacted with much ! so, for now, priority goes to those who i haven’t gotten to plot with much yet !! i want to interact with more of you uwu !! and of course, comment or dm me if something catches your eye so i can cross it off !! thank you for taking the time to plot with me !! <33

𝐅𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌𝐒.

alrighty so although we don’t have official thread opportunities ( yet ) that doesn’t mean we can’t do something centered around it to get our muses together !

maybe they run through each of their “ star quality ” performances together, giving each other tips and overall just making sure they’re together ?? perhaps even a little heart to heart talking about their reasonings for debut / becoming famous & all that ?

alternately, someone who acts as a wake up person for max the day of the star quality performances and who he does the same for !! that sounds so confusing but basically these two make sure they both wake up on time & are energized lol !!! hyping each other up & all that ? if they’re dormmates, getting ready together, potentially exaggerated warmups; if they’re not, meeting up to walk over to the company building, having pep talks and getting each other pumped !

also if there’s someone who doubts their abilities and is like iffy on whether or not to join the show ?? let max convince you i swear he will tell you you are the **** and will make any muse confident and feel they have what it takes i swear !!!

𝐕𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐏.

the vlive prompt is solo this trimester but !! guys um ... max has no cooking experience. please help him prepare um ??? it’s sad really

so yeah !! someone who can teach him how to cook - literally anything pizza rolls are the best he can do right now rip - and you’ll forever have his gratitude and loyalty !! though ... i won’t lie to you he might make your job 2000x harder by being a menace and tasting all the ingredients and being a little stupid ?? but it’ll be fun !!!! pls help him out lmAO

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐒.

just some general, non-event threads i had in mind !

canada line. canada line ? canada line ! i never won’t support max having more canadian friends, esp toronto friends too ??

still down for language exchange buddies !! max learns french & still could honestly learn some korean, esp slang or older words ?? but honestly, if your muse speaks ( or signs ) anything else he’s probably down to learn lol ! and in turn, he can do his best to teach you korean, or english ! all stan twitter slang included haha !!

i love mess so enemies are always fun ?? either the competitive type, or just always butting heads ?

new blossoming friendships that are just beginning to become something are always cute !!

friends to unwind with ?? like pls give me people who just have a routine w / max to watch movies, play games, eat & all that w max ?? like the ultimate casual friends !

( drinking tw ) before max hops on future dreams i lowkey want him to try drinking 😳 bc as wild as he is, he’s not a drinker at all ?? don’t think he’s had past a few sips if i’m being honest ? but just for the fun of it why not 😜 and listen ... i’m not trying to get him fired lmAO so this has to be with a male-presenting muse & within the safety of the dorms ok lol !!! or even a flashback thread from his bday ? 

omg someone he is indebted to for one reason or another ??  he needed their help really bad, accepted some stupid deal and now he has to stick to his word ?? bonus points if iit’s over some those are always fun haha !!

i think that’s all for now !! and as always, if you have a plot you wanted to present, don’t have ideas but just want to form a connection between our muses, or just want to bump our chat up in case i’ve forgotten to response please let me know !! i am always down to plot i am trying to get better at responding ok ... i am trying oijoijooi !!!

[i-like-yoongi-a-latte]

Oijoijoi!!! 💙 Mikä tuuletus!

[mehilaiselokuva]

📑puhekieli part 27📑

this post will focus on exhaustion (väsymys) in puhekieli.

ai että- (no good translation, a sigh)

onpa nyt tehty töitä- we've worked hard now

nyt on kaikki tehty- it's all done now

hyvin tehty- well done

nyt väsyttää/ on väsy- i'm tired now

oijoijoi...- (a sigh)

nyt ei jaksas tehä enää mitään!- now i'm too tired to do anything!

mitä mun pitäs muka tehä?- what am i supposed to do?

nonni- (a sigh)

nyt on päivän työt tehty- the days work is done now

nyt voi lähtee viikonlopun viettoon!- now i can go and spend the weekend!

hei nyt ei oo viel viikonloppu!- hey it isn't weekend yet!

nyt on viikonloppu mun kirjoissa.- it's weekend in my books now.

feel free to suggest any topics!

[yhluda]

i know it LOOKS like i disappeared - trust me i didn’t oijoijoi !! i just have been a little slow because work has taken a toll on me, but we’re getting there !! but as i’m getting back on track, if any of you would be so kind to accept a free starter from luda to save her from activity check, reply to this and i will love you forever 🤧💖

[shikitsune]

Top 5 Vain Elämää kaudet? 😆

Oijoijoi!! En oo ees kattonu kaikkii kausia mut hmmmmm yritän muistella niitä, jotka oon.

1. 10 ehdottomasti paras!

2. 7

3. 3

4. 6

5. 4

Kiitos kun lähetit tän 😘 💞

[ruttotohtori]

Oijoijoi, ny oon voittanu kolmannenki tommosen! Koht varmaa joku nigerialaine prinssi lähestyy mua sähköpostitse 🤩

On tää nykymaailma ihmeellinen ku voittaa 2 Dysonin hiustenkuivaajaa vaikkei ees osallistu mihinkää arvontaa...

[paskanmarjapiirakka]

Oijoijoi nyt lähtee

[seksipomminpurkaja]

Character: Alistair or Fenris?

Oijoijoi... Gotta go with Fenris, da2 was my first game and Fenris was basically the reason i even got into dragon age

[freyrferret]

In finnish, oijoijoi! And then back to english... I need to make a list of what all of these I need to hunt when they appear

More Toy Fair photos! I actually like the doll with the green hair, the girl with the deep dimples, and the doll with the new body type!!

I don’t care for how sunken in the back of the green-haired doll’s head is, but I can get over that.

Credit in the photos!! Thankful and happy we got such good photos!!

[potkukelkka]

No mas scorchio?! Eso es el cumulus!!! Oijoijoi! Es terrible! Ya no puedo vivir!

[crossedeyes]

do i like u or am i just craving for affection and happen to find u really nice and are we flirting jokingly and should i dump a bucket of ice on my head