#Vain elämää

[dick-chugger]

Mulla on soinu ny varmaan 24h päässä Veskun versio Rusketusraidoista ja en tiiä mitä aatella

[tampon-on-the-sidewalk]

Not me going down a deep dive of Vain Elämää clips and covers instead of drawing

[laulujaparatiisista]

en oo yhtää jaksoa kattonu vain elämää-sarjaa mutta oon ny pari päivää kuunnellu pelkästään robinin versiota rakkaus on lumivalkoisesta

[thedeadestletter]

Lauri Ylönen, Vain Elämää, 2018

[forgetaboutluna]

LUOJAN KIITOS ON PERJANTAI, LAULAN LAA-LALALALALALA-LAA

[51-rat-radios]

Listening to this week's Vain Elämää songs (late as always lol), Hynynen and Yrjänä made amazing covers again! <3

I also really like the fact that they covered each other's songs :D

...and I'm once again posting about them yaaaay

[ruumiinavauspoytakirja]

Soinu repeatilla koko päivän. Kova veto!

[teal-skull]

PLEASE, we need this, put Käärijä on the same season for good measure.

Marko Annala & Johannes Brotherus for Hartwall Vichy

[omppupiiras]

pyhä erika 🩷✨

[nanoa1foryou]

Okay, but my hair does the exact same thing in the mornings. just sticking up into every direction imaginable at once.

[amaranth-devi1]

Jouni Hynynen /

Me ollaan runo

[thedeadestletter]

Lauri Ylönen, Vain Elämää, 2018

[homunculus-argument]

I've got Colors of the Wind (finnish lyrics) stuck in my head again, and I started thinking about how much more I actually like the finnish lyrics. Like yeah they have to match the lip sync and this song in particular was wrangled through hell grammatically, but translated directly, I like the tone a lot more. Like the starting words

You think I'm an ignorant savage And you've been so many places I guess it must be so But still I cannot see If the savage one is me How can there be so much that you don't know?

And in finnish that is

Oon vain sulle ihminen villi ja vaikka kuinka katsot ei muuta eessäs näy. En saata ymmärtää miksi käyt niin väittämään, kun elämää et voi sä ymmärtää?

Which literally translates to

To you I am only a wild person* And though no matter how hard you look, that's all that you can see I cannot fathom why you would claim such a thing When you cannot understand life?

And to note, while the word "villi" as a noun definitely is used to refer to people as "savages", as an adjective it's the same one that's used for wild animals, i.e. untamed, undomesticated. Finnish doesn't have separate word for "human" and "person", so it's just as much "feral person" and "wild human", a person not domesticated.

So the tone is a lot less "I don't understand why you think I'm uncivilised but you know so much better that I am sure it makes sense to you. Let me show you around white saviour daddy uwu" and far more of "you don't think I am domesticated to live in society, and I really don't see where you find the audacity to say that, since clearly you don't know shit."

[teal-skull]

- Brand deal with nail polish producer, but not only is there green polish, there are also yellow, black and pink options as well (maybe white as well since he has sported white nails in the past). The names could be: "Dancing flamingo", "shiny leather" and Häärijä / Käärijä respectively.

- Stand up comedy. Literally just let him become part time stand up comedian he would have at least relative success. (Like ask him to be a guest comedian in finnish stand up TV show)

- guest appearences in any possible finnish tv show starting from Taskmaster to Vain Elämää

Edit:

-Oh yeah and Käärijä playing cards.

What other money making ideas do you have as the new Käärijä manager?

lmaoo omg thank you i cant believe i'm the real official actual manager now, ok so money making ideas! we've already covered:

- pole dancing (letting fans tuck tips directly into is undies), and

- making millionaires pay to be roasted on stage by him (shit i think millionaires would be into and honestly i wouldnt blame them for that one)

so how else can we make our boy some cash?

- maybe make official "pokemon" cards with all of his boyfriends as pokemon (the blowup doll would be one of the rare cards i think) (to reduce production costs these are all just photocopied doodles jere will make)

- brand deal with snus manufacturers (or just demand payment for all the free advertising he's been doing)

- that post of him getting a glögi tattoo to be a walking advertisement whenever he's in paidaton riehuja mode? yeah that.

- a little more unironically i think it would be cool if it were at all possible (i know it isnt but i just think it would be cool) for people who've already paid for a eurotour ticket to have the choice to opt into paying, like, anywhere between €5 to €20 euros extra, which might also give a better gauge on how much people would be willing to pay to see him on tour in the future

- onlyfans but literally just for normal pictures of him overlayed with "inspirational quotes" in rally inglis

anyone else got any ideas? this is a board meeting now

[51-rat-radios]

So two of my fav artists covered a song by an artist I don't even care about and it sounds so cool omg

Also this: