#ohohoho scary

[solas-backpack-mug]

imagine though

people start to realise he can do that. they want to protect themselves from the wolf-elf-demon-god so they recruit people who don't dream. that means dwarves and

tranquil.

imagine the chantry getting desperate enough to create an entire army by stripping thousands of their identity. they never complain, don't need any sort of comfort, and always do what they are asked to, without question

imagine the chantry commiting more and more atrocities until the people of thedas start wondering if maybe siding with the dread wolf is the lesser evil

No way but Lavellan developing sleeping issues since they don’t wanna sleep cause they know whenever they do there’s a chance that He might be there and for a time they can’t decide if that’s a good or bad thing but eventually decide no it is Bad very Bad he is the Enemy to the point that they will stay up for multiple days to keep away from the fade throwing back caffeinated tea by the pot like imagine the paranoia of an enemy who can spy in on and manipulate and KILL YOU thru dreams like whether Lavellan luvs him or not that shit is kind of spooky :///

[fizziblast]

ART JUMPSCARE RAAHHHH 🗣🗣🗣😈

👆 this fool might be getting resprited into Pizza Tower, maybe?

"Slowly backs away into the shadowy abyss"

[monster-noises]

OOF it's been a while since I've had a nightmare visceral enough to wake me up from a dead sleep into straight terror... But I guess I shouldn't have underestimated how much my brain would pick up from a podcast Teirlisting Horror Games. .....

(I go on to describe the dream in the tags so watch out if you don't want to hear descriptions of the horrors my brain can cook up.. cw Body Horror mostly)

[gremlingottoosilly]

Ohohoho, we’re talking about Demon!König??

How about Demon!König and Angel!Reader, who is (or was) the guardian Angel of a certain human he just killed. Leaving you the perfect, helpless little thing for him to drag to Hell with him. Thinking about him kissing you and chuckling while you sob and watch as your wings turn from pure white to black :(((

Angels are god's weapons, and any weapon is useless if it fails to protect its master. You lost - it's simple, really. You had a human, your rank as a guardian angel is something barely significant since the person you were guarding wasn't notable at all, and then you let this human die because of your mistake. You had a human, and then you missed the demon roaming around, searching for an easy victim. You had a human, and...well, then you didn't. Instead, you had a demon - large, imposing one, definitely not some of the bottom feeders out of incubus ranks - chuckling in your ear and ripping feathers from your wings. They were tattered and broken already - courtesy of falling straight down, the ash of hell itching into the previous lightness. The demon was toying with them anyway, absently calling you such a pretty, dumb little thing - you were not little, you were a warrior, a god's weapon, it was an honest mistake, a simple one, no one could have predicted that a high ranking demon would be after such a lowly human as the one you were protecting. It doesn't matter now, however - the only thing that matters is that your wings are broken, your dignity is tossed away, and your desire to run away grows bigger by a second. Not that you have anywhere to go.

Demon - he seems less scary up close, as much as you hate to admit it - is dragging his claw along your cheek. Draws blood and licks it, smiling at your trembling shoulders and pathetic whimpering. You're so, so adorable, he thinks, that he simply can't wait to eat you up. Such a poor, pretty thing, you should at least try to fight him - he calls you his kleine engel and you hate the sound of his rough, ruggish voice. You hate the admiration in his tone as he lifts you up in his burly, monster-like hands and calls you a good warrior. Angels really did send their best - but it wasn't good enough, not to defeat him. Heaven lost its angel today - and Konig just got himself a pretty wingless thing to take a bite into.

[cvnt4him]

You've summoned a succubus!!

Human!izuku x succubus!reader

Warnings; reader is black and in most of my fics she probably will be so, yeah. Also like sex. This is my first time writing sex n most of the time I get weirded out by it so... Lemme know if it's ass💀 quirkless AU

This was originally written on May 22 and I'm finishing it now for izuku week, my writing style is outdated or probably the same idk enjoy<33

I mean when have I ever used warning 💀

It was a late stormy night at UA in kaminaris room. All the boys huddled up playing games like, never have I ever, kiss marry kill and more.

In a game of truth or dare, the topic of sex came up. It was midoriya's and being the person denki is, he asked; "have you ever lost your virginity?"

Earning snickers and sneers from everyone in the room.

Midoriyas eyes were wide, brows furrowed in a terrified look. He hadn't lost his virginity. He hadn't even kissed anyone.

Bakugou looked at izukus panicked face already knowing the answer. Despite not being friends in bakugous eyes, he knew things about izuku that no one else knew, including things involving kissing, sex, ect.

Iida instantly attempted shutting the question down, not just for the comfort of his clearly nervous friend but because such inappropriate and personal things shouldn't be discussed!!!

"kaminari! Don't tease izuku into answering such lewd and private things. How about we play a different game."

Bakugou scoffs and chimes in.

"tch, have YOU even lost YOUR virginity, dunce face? Hell, have ANY of you morons even lost it???"

He ends his sentence with a smirk on his face looking at everyone in the room, as silence fills it completely.

Throat being cleared and looks being exchanged between the other boys.

Izuku sighed feeling a load being let off of him, he turned to bakugou and smiled sincerely.

Bakugou double takes looking at izuku eyes slightly widening at his smile. He wouldn't admit it but a slight blush crept onto his face as he rolled his eyes shuffling his knees up to his face to cover the lower half of it still having a smug look on his lightly tinted cheeks.

Izukus smile simply grew wider as he brought his eyes back forward to the other boys as sero decided to change the subject.

"so, has anyone ever heard of summoning demons?~"

Sero sung in a certain tone, hinting at something.

"what are you referring to?" Kirishima said with a smirk and raising a brow

Everyone else was also intrigued in some way, but oh not izuku. That poor little baby was shaking in his little red boots.

Before any of them knew it, they were in the schools basement, the dark, creaky, stinky, scary, dingy, crusty, probably infectious, and unsafe, AND unsanitary, basement.

Ohohoho yeah. Izuku regretted coming to this 'boys only' sleepover. The girls would never let something like this happen!

Izuku was a girls boy, a mamas boy, n js genuinely respectful towards everyone, but women sure did love him, and he knew it. He preferred gaining praise from women than men.

Maybe that's why bakugou always called him a pussy, he enjoyed being around women more than men. Hell, bakugou had probably gone as far as calling him a ladyboy. But that was when they were younger!! (Bakugous had hella improvement I'll let it be shown!)

Izuku gulped hardly, as he followed the other boys into the basement, each step he took the stairs creaked and dented in, he felt like he was gonna fall through n break his neck.

"what are we even doing here, idiot number 3."

Bakugou murmured a bark at sero, due to the heavy echo in the empty, wet, and dingy basement.

"I agree, it's dark, cold, wet, it reeks of mildew, and it seems highly unsanitary to be in here. We could get in serious trouble if we get caught."

Iida agrees with bakugou, pointing out obvious facts of the horrible smelling place.

"IF we get caught, which we won't. Also ouch bakubro... I'll process that pain on my own time."

Sero replied in a hushed tone.

"why is he number 3?" Denki, stupid enough, asks.

"because you and shitty hair are the other 2."

Bakugou explained pointing to the two earning laughs and chuckles from the others.

"hurtful man!" Kirishima says holding his heart with a fake sniffle.

"now now, lets get back to business boys."

Sero boasted hinting to the numerous of articles he found by searching 'how to summon a demon'.

As he grasped everyone's attention, they're eyes adverting to his phone reading what he searched.

...

"are you fucking kidding me?"

"what? What's the matter?"

"you've officially been ranked up to 'dumbest cunt in the fucking world'."

Everyone laughs loudly, but is instantly silenced by the loud lighting and thunder outside.

"thank you. Now, huddle close everyone, let's summon a fucking demon!" Sero exclaims.

Some time later they eventually find an article titled 'How To Summon A Succubus'.

"you're not supposed to uppercase small things like "to" and "the" and other things like that in titles."

Everyone slowly turns their heads to bakugous direction at his sudden words.

"fucking dork"

"I'm not a dork idiot, I just know to correctly use uppercase letters in things to where they are needed. Dumb ass loser." Bakugou says in a whisper yelled voice.

"gentlemen, I believe I've found something." Sero interrupts, referring to him finding instructions on how to 'summon' a succubus.

Everyone looks ahead as sero reads the instructions.

"first and foremost, you do not summon a succubus as there is no technical way. To correctly invite a succubus to your home is easy, but first you must know the dos and donts when it comes down to succubi. Don't, blah blah blah, boring boring boring..." Sero scrolls through and finds the REAL instructions to summoning a succubus.

"ah ha there we are! How to officially summon a succubus! For starters, succubi prefer to know who they're meeting if they haven't watched over you before, interesting, with that being said you should have a glass of sperm for them to taste to know you and what they're working with.."

The dark haired boys voice trails off into silence as he begins to look around at everyone.

"so...who wants to come inside of a cup!!"

Sero exclaims with a faux smile waving his hands around in a 'jazz hands' motion.

Everyone murmurs to their neighbor or to themselves not wanting to volunteer.

...

"how about we all do it? Y'know, let it have options?"

Todoroki chimes into the silence, having everyone look at him as he blinks then turns his head to the side slightly like a puppy.

"well, there's an idea."

"not a bad one actually."

Everyone eventually agreed as sero handed out shot glasses to everyone as they all ushered upstairs.

Iida looked at them all in a fit of disgust as he then turned to izuku who looked down at the cup with a pretty much emotionless face, and took the initiative to speak up.

"there is no way in hell you're all actually doing this, right??" He questions, judging everyone extremely hard.

Izuku looks up to his taller friend and blinks twice before looking forward.

Everyone looks around and in some way agrees.

"what, ya scared four eyes? Scared you won't get picked by the demon thing?"

Bakugou teases which angers iida and makes him look around in a flustered and embarrassed estate.

"succubus, bakugou"

"shut the hell up, shitty hair."

"you've gotta drop that name, man."

As they all scurry off into conversation, iida looks down still slightly embarrassed as izuku notices and pats his shoulder, making iida look down to izuku as he offers iida a soft smile.

Iida sighs and looks forward.

"yeah well you sick cunts can enjoy yourselves, izuku and I aren't taking part in this disgusting situation." He adjusts his posture and his glasses on his face, and sets his shot glass on denkis bedside table folding his arms.

Wait what?

Izuku shoots his head up to iida with wide eyes and a confused face as iida looks down at him ushering for back up to his previous words as izuku simply looks back and forth.

Iida scoffs at this, as it makes bakugou laugh and out his arm around izukus shoulder.

"see look, even little old deku wants to participate, why you gotta be such a loser, man?"

Izuku looks up at bakugou then to iida and furrows his brows in an apologetic manner.

Iida rolls his eyes and scoffs once more.

"fine, you all can enjoy yourselves, really I hope you do. But let's just say this whole, fiasco doesn't work. There'll just be glasses of cum in the basement. What if teachers decide to come down here? Huh? Then what."

He says talking with his hands as he gets even angrier at izukus betrayal.

No one has thought of that.

.....

"welp no going back now."

Denki says as he goes to his bathroom closing the door and locking it as everyone walked off to different places to get themselves off and cum into a shot glass..

Izuku sighed as he ended up walking to his dorm for more privacy.

He looks at the glass in his hand and wondered...

How the hell will he come inside of this tiny thing??

Izuku comes a lot, and by alot I mean... ALOTTTT.

There's just always so much!!

And his post nut clarity is always the worst.

But if there was one thing about izuku, it's that he loved to jack off.

It was just so relaxing to him. It's healthy too! It reduces his anxiety and calms his nerves!

So truly he had no problem with jacking off, he was just worried he'd make a big mess!

Izuku ends up shrugging off the worry and pulls down his shorts, palming himself through his boxers. He sighed, his head dropping back against his door. he starts getting rougher with his motions as his cock begins to get harder and harder against his palm. He ends up whimpering as his palm grazes against his clothed tip.

He opens his eyes, looking down as he hurriedly pulled his boxers down and wrapped his hand around his aching cock, bucking unto his own hand he slowly moves his hand up and down his cock, eyes rolling back as the tip of his length starts dripping with precum.

Izuku always leaks so much pre! His cock just gets so wet with all the pre he leaks, the noises his slippery cock makes is just so loud!!

And it's not like his moans and whispers make it any better, But really don't hold it against him, he just can't help himself!!

He ends up speeding his motions as he moves his hand to the tip of his cock and swirls the tip, overstimulating him and sending him completely over the edge as he rolls his eyes back, muffled moans falling from his lips, as he bites his lower.

He comes undone so quickly as he groans deeply as he cums everywhere, filling up the shot glass that he lowered to the tip of his cock.

His cum shoots long quick spurts from his cock, getting all over his hand, over flowing the shot glass, and even getting on his floor.

His cock slowly softens and twitches, as he sighs deeply trying to gain his composure back as he opens his eyes to see the huge mess he's made.

'shit.' he thinks to himself. Now he has a mess to clean.

Izuku walks back to denkis dorm with a paper towel around his shot glass trying to assure nothing spills on the floor.

He sighs thinking to himself wondering why the hell he even did this.

Izuku was the last one to get back to denkis room, as everyone's eyes shot to his direction he clears his throat motioning that he'd done the task everyone else had.

"alright, izukus the last of us so, let's summon a succubus!!"

The guys whooped and hollered as izuku set his glass down and sighed as bakugou stood next to him exhaling deeply.

"I cannot believe I fucking sat here and came inside of a shot glass for something stupid shit that probably won't even work."

"ditto.."

They all rushed back down to the basement as sero has already drawn the pentagram.

"so we set our glasses of cum around the edges like this," he motions to the glasses everyone had set down in a circle.

"and then we light these candles,"

He snaps, and that makes kirishima and denki go around and light the candles they had set up.

"and last but not least, we say the chant!."

"Yeah, I'm not saying a fucking chant, I'm tired I'm going to bed. Come on nerd."

Bakugou says to izuku as he begins walking up the basement stairs as izuku yawns, following like a lost puppy.

"fine fine we'll say the chant then!"

He says to the rest of the boys as they all grab hands and begin to chant the spell they found online.

[however I'm lazy and couldn't find anything online and don't feel like making anything up so time skip to sleepy bye time.]

Everyone had emerged back upstairs and into denkis room to do the last thing of the sleepover.

Sleep.

Izuku and katsuki had long passed out, iida left long ago to his own dorm.

As the rest of the boys got in their designated spots.

Denki in the bed with kirishima, and the others all around the floor somewhere.

CRASH, BANG KAPOWWWW.

[that's my impersonation of lighting n shit stfu😒]

The loud banging and crashes of the continuous storm outside was enough to wake izuku up. Hell he'd dare even say he already was awake.

He tried to soothe and calm himself by imagining he was in his own bedroom, alone, in his nice comfortable bed.

It'd almost worked up until he heard footsteps. Loud thudding of steps outside the hall.

His eyes shot open wide, with a look of terror he turned his head up towards the door. Practically shaking underneath his cover.

He was scared to say the least. Was it the succubus? Had it come to eat them?

Or maybe banish them all to hell for disrupting it's privacy!

His mind was running a mile per minute, so many things coming to mind thinking of what the demon would do to them.

As he heard the footsteps stop, that was enough to get him up and out of that room, leaving the cover and pillow denki has given him he dashed out and running to his dorm which wasn't too far away luckily.

He had ran so fast he didn't even notice the 6ft succubus outside denkis door.

....

Your POV.

You were in your cutesy little room laying down enjoying your time alone. Long French curl braids in a high ponytail, brown and red wings out together behind your back as your tail moves with a mind of its own.

Being a succubus really is hard work!!

You had just gotten off of 'work' from the human realm, sucking some old mans dick. You love cum. Really you do, but it's not fun when you're fucking the same old cunts who don't bring anything to the table besides little to no cum.

'Where were all the youngsters summoning demons?' It really had you thinking.

You sighed, deciding to drop your horrible day, and watch a movie in your fav pyjamas!

You made popcorn, had a hotdog, and some soda n snacks too.

It was truly perfect.

Until you were oh so rudely interrupted by a pentagram spawning below you. Bright lights of yellow orange and red sucking your pyjamas off, and before you knew it sucking you right back to where you'd never left.

The human realm.

You groan knowing the rules; You can't leave until your job is finished.

You opened your eyes seeing as you were on the ground, in a basement of some sort, it reeked.

You looked around checking your surroundings as something delicious caught your attention.

It was cum. And not just any cum. Cum from teenagers, most likely virgins, boy did you love virgins!!

You smiled widely as you picked up one glass that had a piece of paper next to it.

'sero' it read,

You shrugged assuming who evers cum this was, was named sero.

You sniff the enticing aroma before letting the slimy white liquid fall into your tongue.

It was delicious. You had to taste more!! Luckily for you, there were so many glasses awaiting you. Whoever summoned you, knew exactly what they were doing.

You drank all of them one by one, tasting the different flavors and textures of them all.

You had one more left, a nice thick white load waiting for you, you hadn't really savoured the last ones you devoured, you figured you could take your time with this one.

You picked it up and grabbed the note next to it as well, 'midoriya', it read.

"well, thank you midoriya.~" you whispered in a sultry tone, dipping your long tongue into the small glass. As soon as your tongue touched the liquid, you were in heaven. A nice salty flavor that wasn't too strong but just delicious enough for you to be hooked.

You moaned lowly as you drank all of the come, licking up every little drop inside of the glass. The flavor of his cum truly did have you wanting more.

You got up and walked to the stairs looking up at the door, before taking the steps up to find the source to your delicious heaven.

Eventually you had made it to the dorms, it not being too hard to navigate through the building, you made it to the first floor which was where the boys were camping out in denkis dorm room.

You started walking slowly so as not to wake anyone you only wanted to find the source really, then you'd be on your way.

You eventually stopped at denkis doorz smelling izukus scent through it, although there were other events of the previous cum you had tasted, his was the one you were locked onto.

Before you could do anything, the door flung open as you seen a body running out hurriedly.

You knew that was izuku given when he passed you his scent got stronger. Had you wanting to practically eat him up.

You smirked, and walked toward his same direction.

Izuku had breathed heavily, closing his door and jumping into his bed face first into his pillows as he sighed deeply.

He finally felt calm, comfortable, tired.

Izuku turned over in his bed, pulling his covers up onto him and closing his eyes with a smile and a soft sigh.

You opened his door and closed it loud enough for him to jump.

He looked at your silhouette and the way you walked towards him, he was paralyzed with fear, he couldn't even speak. Just shaking in his bed as you crept towards him.

You crawled into his bed, getting ontop of him.

Your faces are now levelled together, noses touching. Hes so scared, shaking, quietly whimpering, and closing his eyes out of fear.

You smiled at the adorably delicious scene infront of you.

"hello, hunny~" you whisper, breath fanning his face.

He opened his eyes to see you, a beautiful, human looking [for the most part] demon.

He couldn't speak, but boy were you beautiful.

"there we go sweet boy~" you say in a honey sweet voice, trying to calm his nerves.

You were all about consent, really you were, and with him being a virgin all you Wana do is rock his world and make him feel better than life itself.

You giggle as he just stares at you, mouth opening and closing trying to find some kind of words, yet his voice can't seem to make any coherent words or sounds.

You run your claws through his hair in a soothing motion at a slow pace, it really had calmed him. He sighed into your face, head leaning forward and touching your forehead with his.

You smile softly putting another hand of his cheek, removing your other from his hair to fully cut his squishy baby like face.

His attention was brought to you as you brung his head up to face you. he relaxed in your hands face leaning against you warm palms.

"can I have you?" You ask him, still whispering to not alarm him too much, trying to keep the mood set in the soft alley it was in.

He gulped, still not able to get any words out, managing to nod with his head in your hands.

You grin, removing your hands to rub them up and down his clothed body. He sighed heavily, lidded eyes watching your every move closely.

You look him deep in his eyes, not wanting to break eye contact, he felt like you were staring at his soul. Maybe you were, maybe you weren't, he couldn't care about anything in this given moment. All hr wanted was you, the excitement was getting to him as you felt his member get hard against your thigh.

You smirk at the sudden feeling and shift your body so now you were directly on the tent in his pants. Once you heard him whimpered at the feeling you began rocking and grinding your hips into him, at an agonizingly slow pace.

He sighed deeply once more, hands moving to your hips, as you giggle.

"getting bold are we?"

He couldn't even give real words, moaning as an answer due to the feeling of you grinding on him, you were so warm and you were with him. He always thought he'd never get a girlfriend or even lose his virginity but getting to feel this was amazing.

He continually moans as he starts bucking his hips into you making you laugh deeply, and place your hands on his chest to grab some kind of control in this situation.

You start grinding harder into him speeding up your pace, little by little, and boy was this getting to him, his moans started slipping out more fluidly, he couldnt even control them, they just fell out of his mouth.

They sounded so pretty coming from him, his hips matching the pace you had set grinding into him.

"I'm.. gonna cum.. g'na cu...- c-cumming...~"

He finally spoke, eyes rolling back as came hard in his shorts and underwear.

You couldn't help but laugh as you slowed your motions to a complete stop.

His breaths were rigid, as he tried to maintain his composure, he looked up at you, embarrassed and flushed, he had came his pants.

It was so embarrassing and the only thing he could do was hide his face in your fur covered boobs.

You wipe away a tear from your laughter as you look down at him, his face buried in your bossom as you smiled, and got up, he whimpered at the loss of warmth on his face and lap.

"awhh~ poor baby came his pants," you giggle as you look down at the huge wet patch on clothed, his still hard cock.

He looked down at his cock and the huge amount of cum he made. Izuku always cums a lot really, but that was just.... Far too much.. right??

He was so embarrassed he didn't know what to do, back in his previous state of not talking.

You hummed and moved down to untie his shorts and pull them completely off, he whimpered at your strength and how much taller than him your truly were.

Once they were completely off you crawled into of him, you were going to wring this mortal dry. You pull him into a kiss that took him by surprise, he moaned into the kiss having you swallow all of his little mewls and high pitched moans.

You settled above his cock and looked down at him deep in his emerald green eyes, they were washed over with pure lust and were so glossy with his tears forming.

You giggle to yourself before slowly lowering yourself in his unwrapped cock, he choked on his moans instantly and bucked his hips up into you causing you to lose balance and fall completely onto his cock. The stretch was quite a nice one definitely not what you expected.

You had to try hard not to completely lose yourself on his godforsaken cock. He was trying so hard not to cum but it's like his hips wouldn't stop snapping up into your ass, the squelches and plapping sound of your bodies meeting was far too much for his little virgin brain.

Izukus eyes started rolled as his hands instantly went to your hips on instinct, he pulled himself closer to you and began wailing inside of your ear, his sobs were nothing less than adorable, the way he choked moans out and they got strangled inside of his throat was divine. His cock twitching inside of you is what told you that he was soon to cum. Being what you are you didn't mind letting him bury his seed deep inside of you, it sounded like a good time to you.

"I'm ah~ go- going to cum! please please please let- hic! let me cum.."

Oh wow, never once had you said that he couldn't cum. The fact he felt the need to beg to release his dirty cum inside of you is what had you laughing while you bounced in his pathetic little cock. His eyes were squeezed shut trying to maintain the tears that flowed down but there was no stopping them, he was hiccupping and trying his hardest to bury his cock within your velvety walls. The way they convulsed and contracted against his cock had his head spinning, he was delirious.

He was in such a wonderful haze, his mind was being clouded with the pure utter lust he was feeling for you, he was so close to cumming the only thing on his mind was trying to chase his orgasm that soon then crashed onto him like a train. His back arched into you as he squeezed you tight, his arms went around your waist and he sobbed into your breasts.

You laughed the entire time, you continued to purposely squeeze around his cock causing him to be overstimulated. Izuku was shocked by a whole other wave of pleasure and pain mixed, his head started pulsating and spinning with pleasure that eventually he passed out underneath you.

With that you took your leave, you got what you were summoned for and left without a word or a sound creating a portal back to your world. You hope this little perv has adorable little dreams about you<3

AN: where it says "he didn't notice how much taller than him you truly were." After that is where I took over the story, If you couldn't tell.

This is the earliest I've EVER gotten a fic out for izuku week like oml wow the luck now I don't have to stress up and down and what I'm going to post, I love my zuzu fr I do but I cant believe I out myself through this entire week like I'm so stressed out i want to quit but I don't at the same time.

[sircantus]

hey man. you wanna hear a fun fact. apparently bald eagles will sometimes grab red-tail hawk babies to feed to their own kids and then get confused and raise the hawk babies too. (later the hawk babies die bc they cant compete with the eagle ones but ignore that part)

can u imagine a dark sbi au where phil steals some child doesnt matter which one to give to his kids to play with or murder in some way but then bird instincts kick in and hes like aww omg i have a third kid now !!

like he's all scary and hissing and then the red-tailed hawk peeps and hes just like oh. baby? my baby? okay. maybe kristin comes home and is like WHAT thats not ours but then also falls for the baby sounds. (its a common problem)

anyways do with this information what you will

Anon im shaking im im grasping at the end of my face this is fantastic information im going to have a TIME with this tonight ohohoho the demons are gonna HAVE A FEAST

[renonm]

Hiya! Can I request for romantic hcs for carpaccio? fem gender is preferred but its fine if u want to make it gneutral ✨ your hcs is amazing btw, looking forward for your next writing!

CARPACCIO LUO-YANG ROMANTIC HEADCANONS

A/N: thank you nonnie cutie for requesting this:3

NOTE: f!reader(i dunno… tbh… hope you guys would eat this up though)

• Linking Carpaccio with anything romance related may had felt odd for you honestly, he looks scary, acts scary, and IS scary.

• Carpaccio thought so too, he was never the romantic guy. But somehow in this VERY SLIM CHANCE, he got attracted to you. Why you out of all people.

• Man has no game! So he’s very inexperienced with this type of emotion, love, or admiration.

• He’ll try his best to do something about this, he swears. Maybe…

• Carpaccio will keep this “feelings” hidden, as it may sound too unlikely and bizarre for him to have and to share to other people.(what other people?)

• Though what can be used as evidence that he has a keen interest in you, is that he stares at you. Blankly looking at you with his stiff expression.(hey, he’s still cute!)

• At first, you’d be scared, why would the one who was chosen by the healing cane stare at you?? ARE YOU HIS NEXT VICTIM??

• Next day after that he will literally talk to you, walking behind you while he grabs your shoulder, saying “hi,” and just that. You say hi back.

• That just goes on for a while, simple greetings whenever you guys coincidently meet up. It eventually becomes the norm.

• Oh what's this?? YOU GAINED FEELINGS FOR SOME MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE HE HAS THE INTENTIONS TO MURDER SOMEONE???

• Yeah. Realization strikes sometimes. Cool… Just slide it off till it fades away.

• But no! Carpaccio is slowly talking to you more, dumping about his day or about his abilities. Kinda cute for doing that.

• You guys lend each other a hand, usually it’s just you asking him for help, he doesn’t mind, really.

• Sometimes, Carpaccio gets too excited about this and forgets to eat, or even to sleep… Which you constantly nag about.

• “Carpaccio. You look tired, have you been staying up?” as his friend(totallynotsoontobelover), showing concern is a must. “Yeah, was busy observing something.���

• “Observing what?” “Nothing.”

• Ah sure, sureee… Then turns out he was observing and researching about love and emotions.

• There was something that he liked about you the most: literally everything. You were nice, easy to taunt, and caring. What more can a friend ask for?

• Ohohoho, when he confesses he will be the stiffest man alive. “I like you, more than as a friend.” while holding his dagger in his pocket, just in case he ever needs to stab himself, even if he can’t feel pain.

• Was flabbergasted that you liked him back, “I knew it.” “No.”

• After that, things remained the same, except he got more protective of you and more vocal about his love…

• And of course, less blunt with his words, Carpaccio must use his efforts on researching about love wisely!

• “Don’t let other guys flirt with you because you’re mine, or else.”

• Lets you lean on his shoulder, even sometimes forcefully if you wear next to him.

• Likes to have quick and private kisses, hug him from behind and he’d remain a subtle countenance, but is inside smiling out of joy.

• Also teases you back if he wants to, Carpaccio loves your expressions,

• In fact, he loves everything about you.

• “You’re mine.” “And I’m yours.”

[nomstellations]

I imagine a drider pred would be easy to stuff since they only have one stomach. (The human one, I don't really consider the spider thorax a stomach.) The drider eating all the prey they can, only to start whining when they realize they hit their limit from how tight and heavy their tummy is.

"Ohohoho! What do we have here? A few sweet little morsels have entered my parlor~"

Several fuzzy legs tapped ever so close to a group of fairies, some struggling in the web lining the cave walls of the tarantula's home. The drider grinned, flashing her fangs at her helpless prey which elicited some squeaks of...feigned terror. This was something the little things loved to do as a game, pretending to be caught by the big scary spider that lived in the woods...

The game always ended up with them being eaten, but she supposed that made them happy. The game entertained her too, it was rather lonely here...and she loved the opportunity to act.

"Sweet little things...don't you listen to the warnings people give you? People who wander into my cave...don't come back! Were you THAT eager to become spider food? Uhuhu~" She stepped closer, plucking up a fairy who struggled in her clawed grasp. "You're lucky I don't have venom, you know! But lucky for me, that means I get to feel you struggling all the way down..."

To make her point, she popped the little fairy into her mouth. Any protests were quickly muffled as her fangs clicked shut behind them, and the remaining fairies watched in horror as the glow in her mouth moved slowly down her throat until it vanished into her midsection. That was just one of their little group, and her stomach had plenty of room for more.

"So, who wants to be next? Maybe if you put up a good fight, I'll let some of you escape with your lives~"

~~~

This group was bigger than she thought. Five was her absolute limit, but more must've snuck in while she was hamming it up... She groaned as the subtle glowing forms shifted around in her noisy stomach. Two fairies sat perched on it, with one curiously poking and prodding at their friends inside. It was stretched taut from how full it was, making their movements and their glow all the more obvious to any curious onlookers. "Are you gonna be okay?"

Now that she had eaten them the game was over, so all the gravitas and mock fear was abandoned by both parties. She opened her mouth to reply but all that escaped was a burp and a quiet groan. Maybe one day her stomach capacity could handle more with how often they did this- but that day was not today, and her stomach grumbled loudly in complaint. At least with their magic the ache would start to lessen...eventually.

She really envied her taur friends and their multiple stomachs. Must be nice being able to eat so much with no drawbacks...

[tobyislame]

Hi this is awkward s/o person again, you have fueled my toby brain and I'd like to make another request (if you're willing)

What would he be like with his s/o on Halloween? Does he dress up with them, get candy, or maybe stay home and watch scary movies with them? And very important question...if he dresses up, who would he dress up as?

toby rogers x reader: HALLOWEEN EDITION!!!!

welcome back friend!!! i will always be willing i love your requests!! OHOHOHO i am going to get soo silly with this one

- toby goes fucking BALLISTIC over halloween oh my god. it's the only time of the year where he can go into town and just be normal. everyone's got masks on, everyone's donning costumes, so he blends in like butter on bread. being able to exist in a public space without so much as a dirty look is fucking elating, it's one of the only graces of normalcy that he gets and he milks the opportunity for everything its got. what most would treat like any other day, he treats like a paragon. for one night he isn't toby rogers, wanted dead or alive - he's just some guy.

- he's suuuper fucking annoying about it too. he wants to do ALL the halloween stuff and he WILL drag you along with him whether you want it or not. his mansion buds aren't exempt from this treatment either no one is safe

- before night falls and the real fun begins, you guys are staying in and he's making SURE you have a good day. he's got those cheap halloween cookies in the oven (you know the ones they got pumpkins on em), his place is done up with lights and tacky dollar store decorations, and he's got a pot of apple cider simmering on the stove that mixes with the woodsy smell of his cabin just fucking beautifully. he tries really hard.

- he gets really fucking into it, and you can't help but find his admittedly childlike excitement over it a little endearing. if you ever commented on it, about how he hardly gets this excited over anything else, he'd probably just get all weirdly defensive and dismissive over it. he's been this way about it since he was a kid, never really grew out of it. even after everything.

- he's putting out a SPREAD of treats for you guys: candy corn, caramel corn, the works. can't have it any other way if you're marathoning slashers. there's a sort of unmentionable effort he puts into it with the halloween paper plates he goes out of his way to get (steal), one of those little details that puts this subdued warmth in your chest. he wants to make everything nice for you. he wants for you to have good things.

- you two. on his pilled up couch. grandpa sweaters. steaming apple cider in thrifted (stolen) mugs. flannel blanket. crackling embers from the log burner. oh yeah baby

- he makes halloween movie watchlists. oh yeah he's serious about this. he only really likes the kind of stuff you can snag off rental store shelves: sleepaway camp for eye candy (we need more slutty slutty men in horror flicks), hellraiser but only the 1987 one, texas chainsaw massacre but only the 1974 one (he's got a crush on leatherface that he'll never admit to anyone or himself), the thing is his fucking FAVORITE horror movie of all time, throw the final destinations in there just for fun, stuff like that. saw movies are his guilty pleasure. even with you, he tries to be some hard-ass and play it off when he gets all spooked and jumpy, though the way he clings to you just a little tighter says something else.

- yea this man has split skulls and gotten brain matter stuck in his hair and horror movies still scare him

- now the most important question: costumes.

- ok i have two visions for what he'd be and in both events he's forcing you to dress up with him: for one i can totally see him throwing on some ferris bueller getup and dragging you along as either sloane or cameron, or y'all are going as bill and ted and he's calling dibs on bill (so he has an excuse to wear a crop top it's totally only for the costume). if you refuse to dress up he will not shut up about how you're "no fun" until you give in

- he also uses the holiday as an opportunity to terrorize the general public. you guys are hiding out in corn mazes and jumping out at whatever poor soul happens to walk by like some surprise scare actor, pretending to be ghosts to scare off the kids who think hanging out at cemeteries makes them cool. he's the village menace. genuinely the HOA puts up a sign saying look out for this guy

- he takes you "trick or treating" but with the biggest quotations ever. he'll go around to the houses that just have bowls of candy out with a sign that says "please take one" or something and straight up just take the bowl

- when he isn't having (mostly) harmless fun and treating the townspeople like his plaything, he's treating you to some good wholesome traditional halloween activities, and he's a massive sucker for those. like, no fucking question about it he is dragging your ass to the pumpkin patch. if he's lucky he can get a five finger discount on some caramel apples for you two. of COURSE he's hauling some pumpkins home for you guys to carve, even if he'll just inevitably leave them to rot on his porch but he SWEARS he'll throw them out soon he SWEARS

- he insists on going to at least one haunted house even though he's the one that always gets you two kicked out for clocking scare actors. he's banned from most of them

- at some point in the night you'll probably end up crashing some college house party and, even though they scare him shitless, nothing makes him feel more like a guy than standing around with a red solo cup in his hand. he isn't there to make friends anyway (god knows he has no clue how), he's the one that just kinda pets the dog the entire time then leaves

- at the very end of day you guys are falling asleep tangled up in each other on the couch, smoke hanging in the air and the dvd screensaver bouncing around on the tv screen

[f-cat]

Ohohoho! So scary....

[originalwinnerfanfish]

actually, how do you go about drawing scavengers and lizards? really curious about how you figure out their shapes and anatomy

Ohohoho, this is a good question)

Tbh there is nothing specific here, mostly just a simple rules about shape language, poses and colors

If i dont use references for creatures, i simply think what sort of amotions i want the art to evoke. It's pretty easy with lizards especially. I have some kind of two extremes in their image. Depending on what kind of creature I want to draw, I choose something in between - less or more big and scary

And with scavs it works pretty much the same way

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

wow it's mermay again haha

idk if u remember that ask submitted to u long ago about FL scary sea creature being protective friends with a curious mermaid reader but i come bearing something like that

except it's mermaid reader being tiny and brave and will "protect" fl from being bullied instead haha

like idk if u played the last part of the remuria quest with the whole cutscene with scylla around the castle but imagine reader and fl doing that 🥺🥺🥺

ohohoho this is SO CUTE and yes i have played through Remuria and ARGGHHH NEW FAVORITE AREA ALERT

even merpeople and sea creatures have the capacity to be cruel, made obvious by how they tease and laugh at your dearest friend, who despite being large and terrifying is truly soft and gentle inside, especially to you. they mock him for his more monstrous appearance, making fun of his horns and claws and glittering fins before screaming and turning tail to flee when you swim after them, teeth bared and yelling angrily. Legacy croons softly when you cross your arms tightly, curling his tail around your body in thanks, twice as long as you are. you're small, yes, but you're fierce and have scars to prove it, and he nuzzles his mask-like face gently against your shoulder, humming your favorite whale-like song as his bioluminescence shines in the dark

the sunken city of Remuria becomes a haven of sorts for the two of you- no other merfolk, no jeering faces or loud voices- just you, Foul Legacy, and the music. oh, and the whale-dragon that stops by every once in a while; he says his name is Scylla, and as far as sea creatures go, he's alright. you're not particularly interested in the humans who came before, but you and Legacy adore swimming through the musical strings and glowing flowers, playing with the melodies and tunes. Legacy in particular harmonizes along with them, and eventually you join in, much to his delight- for his species, sea monsters that wish to court one another will sing their own songs, then weave them together into something new and entirely their own, it's no wonder his marking glow even brighter whenever you hum with him

he'll have to find the perfect treasure for you, to begin his courting

[bothendsofthequill]

🪶The Magic of Ticklish Overstimulation!🪶

I love when you’re tickling someone and you know they can’t take much more, but you’re able to pull back and just linger at the sweet spot for a while.

“Aww, that really tickles, huh? I know, I know, here lemmie…” *scritches that spot fast* “Hehe!! Thehere we go! Coochie coooo!”

Overstimulation isn’t always a bad feeling if the stim itself is positive. In the case of tickling, in means the butterflies in your belly do loopdeloops and your mind is flooded with so much laughter it’s hard to process but, uh, explain to me how those are negatives, buddy!!💞🪶

“GAHAHAHA!! I-IHIHI-pfff-ccc-eeeEEEHAHA!! OH PLEEHEEHEEASE!! PLEEHEEHEEASEPLEASEPLEEHEEHEEAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! IHIHI T-TIHIHIHI *hic* HICKLES SOHOHOHO MAHAHAHAHACH!! I JUHUHUHUST- m-MHMHMHMEEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! IHIHIHIHIEEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHA YEHEHEHEHES HEEHEEHEEHAHAHAHAHA!!!~”

Experiencing such ticklish euphoria is bliss for the both of you, especially when it’s that intense. The sensation is overstimulating, meaning it’s all your giggle-filled mind can comprehend, but isn’t that wonderful?! Your mind is melting from their touch, and you’re laughing like crazy, but it isn’t scary. You know your ler loves you, cares about you, and would stop at any time… but you don’t tell them to because why would you?! Their hands are tickling your softest spots and you’re bellowing and squealing and you’re so vulnerable and in love and safe with them, how could you ever want it to end!!

“Awww, that’s my good ticklee. I know, I know, it feels soooo good~.” *kiss* “Don’t waste your breath telling me twice! I don’t want it to end either. Heehee!”

If you can slow down just before they have to ask for a break, keeping them in hysterics for that little while longer, congratulations: you know your ticklee inside and out. When they do ask for a break, you better have a glass of water ready for them.

“-AHAHAHAHAAAA!! BREHEHEHEAK!! AHAHA- ahahahaheehee!!! Ehehehehe!! Hehehe… ohohoho g-gohohohohod… ahahaha… I dihihidn’t want… it t-to stop…”

They’ll be panting, giggly, red in the face, and smiling uncontrollably, but more then anything else, they will have felt true heaven from you~

“But you needed it to, cutie.” *kiss* “We all need to rest~”

“I knowwww b-but I… it fehehelt so… y-youhuhu-“

*hug* “Shh, catch your breath. No words, just cuddles, okay?”

*nods*

“We’ll do it alll again tomorrow, I promise.”

“F-first thing?”

“The moment I catch your sleepy gaze when you wake~”

[lilacartsmadsion]

And is it k if i have a scenario of what wouldve happened before that like when cacao (not berserk yet) found licorice in the process of breaking in and watched him smash the vial

Ohohoho-

Uhm, you see Licorice woke him up because he did break in AND BROKE THE TABLE, so it went like this.

Licorice didn’t know why he was the only one getting these dumb missions, and why Affogato was getting more respect than him since Licorice has been there longer…

Nonetheless he begrudgingly used his scythe as a hook and attached it to some rope. Hoping the Citadel guards wouldn’t see, considering this was the only window where there were no guards around, Licorice’s scythe hooked on and the cookie began to climb…

He should’ve found it suspicious why no one guarded this area.

Licorice: Stupid Pomegranate, stupid Affogato cookie-!

He mumbled, slowly making his way to the window and stumbling in.

This should’ve been a perfect time to see where in the Citadel was this window connected to, but the moment he climbed to the top, he stumbled from his own cloak and fell right unto a table, which had some small glass in it.

Said table broke in half the moment he fell on top of it, causing Licorice to panic once he regained his senses.

Dark Cacao: Mnh… *Grumbling*

And here was the worst part, there was a reason no one would dare guard this window, because lo-and behold, Licorice stumbled unto none other than Dark Cacao’s bedroom.

This caused Licorice to panic even more as the King started to wake from his sleep.

He rubbed his eyes and looked at the direction of the noise that woke him up in the first place.

Licorice: H-Hi…?

Licorice was rather sheepish now, because in the dark, the King looked scary as hell, and Licorice has seen this guy fight and his Berserk Form…

He REALLY does not want to mess with the Berserk Form…

Dark Cacao looked confused and was ready to walk over to Licorice and chuck him back out the window. Till he noticed which table he broke…

As Licorice very sheepishly moved out the way to try and escape being chucked out the window when Dark Cacao noticed the shards of glass on the floor…

His only way to repress being berserk…destroyed…

Alright that kicked the bucket.

Dark Cacao: You…

Licorice screamed and tried to bolt for the door, but Dark Cacao grabbed him and threw him to the ground, instantly turning Berserk in an albeit painful way.

Licorice screamed, alerting Dark Choco whose room was nearby, which lead to the first scenario happening.

[whumpbug]

AN ASK GAME?? FOR BUG????? oh my goodness it's like my lucky day. here you go!!!!!

🔧 — engineering/mechanics for Gene!!

🍺 — alcohol tolerance for Archie!!

🎹 — playing an instrument for Cassidy!!

🔫 — long range weapons for Simon!!

HI SETH YIPPEE!!!! THESE ARE SO FUN!!!!!

i love that u have specific questions for each of my Sillies I LOVE IT

🔧 — engineering/mechanics (for gene)

the only thing that gene has idea of how it works is his gun, and thats simply for maintenance reasons. all other machines and mechanics both confuse and terrify him. especially trains. he is deeply unsettled by trains. he does NOT like the idea of being trapped inside a fast moving hunk of METAL, and having to place all his trust in one person operating it. (i think if he found out that airplanes exist in the future, he'd pass out.) (this is also why morri would be. a little bit scary to him.)

🍺 — alcohol tolerance (for archie)

oh, its horrendous. you'd think it would be high, considering how screwed up his metabolism is, but it's the opposite. archie is pathetic when it comes to drinking. 2 or 3 drinks and he's down for the count. he's also a very emotional drunk, and a very messy one too. he just becomes a mess of tears and hiccups and slurred words and simon has to practically carry him out of wherever they are while quietly whispering that, no, archie, i don't hate you because i won't let you take the host's dog back to your apartment. you need to go to bed. drink some water. no you will not be going on patrol like this.

🎹 — playing an instrument (for cassidy)

OHOHOHO SETH IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED IVE BEEN WAITING TO BE ABLE TO LORE DROP.

cassidy is a BEAST on the banjo. it was something he picked up after montana stole one for him when he was 13 and he's just been practicing ever since. he can play it like NOBODY's business, and he actually has an amazing voice to boot. he often plays and sings folk songs for the kids at camp when times are tough and morale is low. he has a great musical ear and he just really enjoys it as a creative release. i'd like to think in another, more kind life, he'd be a musician. i think it suits him.

the first time gene hears him sing he realizes how badly he needs this man. you can practically see his eyes turn into Heart Emojis.

🔫 — long range weapons (for simon)

so simon isn't really great with any weapon because he is but a Simple Med student. however.

he is a MENACE with hair ties.

he used to have much longer hair, and he would often wear it pulled up, so he has little hair ties scattered all around his apartment and when he sees one its like an URGE. an ITCH. he needs to launch that thing at his friend. he takes one and with impeccable aim, he's just. shoots it right at archie. at his leg, his arm, his back, anywhere that won't actually hurt him and is available. its just a compulsion. simon can't stop it.

he did, however, get more careful though, because one time he forgot that archie had gotten stabbed in the leg and rocketed a hair tie right at the wound. archie did Not have a good time with that one. profuse apologies were given.

THANK YOU FOR THE SILLY QUESTIONS SETH DON'T BE AFRAID TO SEND MORE I LOVE THIS SM!!!!!!!!!!

[just-a-drawing-bean]

There’s a tornado warning and it’s really windy and the power went out and now I’m at my neighbors dorm below mine and the sirens are very scary!! I’ll keep people updated but most likely I’ll be ok! Oh god the sky turned red ohohoho uh ok bye