#ohmycod

[montereybayaquarium]

LINED SHORE CRAB #1: you're crabsolutely clawesome, my frond! 🦀✨

LINED SHORE CRAB #2: ohmycod stoppp! You're making me molt! 😊

(comment with your snappiest affirm-ocean for a fellow crustacean sensation below!)

[warriorsofsplatsville]

Octa shook her head as she sat up. Well, she didn't think it was possible to even go unconscious in a virtual reality world, but here she was.

"Ohmycod!! Eight!!" Pearl exclaimed, zooming toward her. Pixels appeared around her, and she transformed from her drone body to her regular inkling body in a flash. "You alright? Your head hurting? Lemme check your eyes, kiddo!"

"I-I am alright, Pearl. Thank you." She put her hand outward to let the inkling know, pushing herself to her feet. "I am used to the bigger sort of falls. The two kids- they are alright?"

"Yeah, thanks to you. You broke their fall. Even though were in a virtual reality, seems that you can still feel pain. Annoying, if ya ask me."

"Oh! And Marina?"

"I've been waiting for you to wake up actually, Octa. I feel I have some explaining to do." Marina walked up to the two of them, the two agents in tow.

"Explaining...oh yes! Where are we, Marina?"

"We're inside a virtual reality known as the Memverse; it's a program that I designed for people, specifically those who have been sanitized, to regain their memories and sense of self." She explained, typing away at her laptop. "In fact, you should already be somewhat familiar. I had you playtest the beta version a few months ago while we were on the world tour."

"Hold up- so Octa knows about this place?" Mirage asked incredulously. "And she didn't say anything??"

"To be fair, the beta model of this place looked EXTREMELY different from now. I barely had the levels themselves modeled out. I bet she barely remembers me making her play through them."

"Yes...it all makes sense. I knew that the elevator felt familiar. You said that you wanted it to be like slowly rediscovering yourself, one step at a time." She nodded along.

"Yes...anyway, it was all fine, until it wasn't. There was a weak point in the main component of my system...one that I named Order. It went completely against my coding! Worse yet, someone found the insecurity and hacked into the Memverse and is changing it up! It's all going wrong..."

"Don't worry, 'Rina! We just gotta take out this hacker and fix the problem with the Order system right? You can just use your laptop and fix it!"

"I wish it was that simple Pearlie. You see...I may have borrowed the outline of the TARTAR program to make the Memverse. Permission from the human professor and Kama, of course. And uh...so you know those Sea Cucumber phones that have gotten crazy popular the last few years? Apparently, THOSE also used the outline of the TARTAR program, and...well, to not overcomplicate things, I may have accidentally gotten everyone that owns one of them sucked into the Memverse?"

Dead silence.

"How careless!!!" Minu exclaimed.

"I'm sorry! I had no idea the phones had the same coding! I meant to report it initially, but I got so caught up...ooh, I feel awful..."

"Nevermind. It doesn't matter now. Can't you just hard reboot the system?"

"That's the problem. You see, everyone has to be logged out before I can do that, but...there's THOUSANDS of people's consciousness logged into the Memverse. Dragged in against their will, unable to leave. If I were to do a hard system reboot, with all of us in here, it would sever the connection between our real world bodies and digital ones. In other words- we'd be stuck here forever. Goners."

"AAAAAGH! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A SYSTEM THIS TERRIFYING?!?!?!" Minu exclaimed. "Then how are we supposed to get out?! Stop Tara?! Not die?!?!?"

"I do have one option for us: we stop the hack and malfunctioning software internally. We have to go to the control room. And the control room is-" Marina pointed to the top of the Spire of Order, which was now greatly expanded into the sky. "All the way at the top."

"So you are saying in order to save everyone's minds and stop Tara and Order, we must climb to the top of the tower?"

"Complete the game, yes. It's the only way! And you know what's in there already- it's a hefty task ahead of us."

"Nothing me and Eight can't pull off though! I can help her get to the top, no prob!"

"Pearlie, you're so amazing...!"

"Can we help too, or are we just sitting ducks?" Mirage asked in an annoyed tone.

"Oh, yes! Those lockers over there- they contain weapon palletes. I had downloaded weapon preference data from various people that I watched and heard from. If you look in there, you might find weapons suited to your style."

"Right."

The group head over to the lockers to check them out. "Sweet, a Tri-Stringer. Perfect." Mirage spun the bow around in their hands.

"Oh, that's Shiver's pallete!"

"Didn't realize Shiver used a bow..."

"You don't happen to have a spare pair of Dualies in here, do you?" Minu asked, looking through the lockers.

"I'm afraid not, little one."

"Here. You may use these ones." Octa handed the Dualies to the Inktoling girl. "I shall use this Splattershot."

"Oh, that's Agent 4's pallete! Good choice!"

"Oh, Theo..." Octa whined. "I hope we find him soon."

"Ah, right...Agent 4 is also stuck in here somewhere, isn't he?" Marina sighed. "What a mess this all is...I'm so sorry again..."

"Don't beat yourself up, Reens! It's all that Tara lady's fault!" Pearl winked.

"Oh! I do have something that might help!" Marina flipped her laptop open. "I may not be able to do a hard system reboot, but I can hack into the hacked system a little bit! If you ever need extra lives, extra damage protection or armor, more Pearl Drone upgrades, more rewards and cheaper vending machine prices- I can do all of that! I just need Prlz to power them- you should've gotten some on that last run through you did to save me! Here, I'll explain in better detail..."

-

"Are they seriously still trying? Those idiots!"

"Now, now, Mirai. Getting irrational will get us nowhere. You do want make a new world order, don't you? Where everyone is happy?"

"Of course I do! The world is terrible...but here, I can make a perfect world where no one suffers. Mama...Mama will be proud of me!"

"She will. But in order to do that...you must enforce the rules and stomp out any defiant ones."

"Stomp out the chaos..."

"You're a smart kid. Stick with me, and both of our dreams of a perfect world will come true."

"..."

[sw33t-oubliette]

fgevrjrhshfnwbfhkwhdns

i am going 2 cry 👍

[abekisserreal]

I NOWW GOT TWWO HYPERFIXATIONZ

eridan and the trickster kidz……..they r aalll so siillyyyy

OHMYCOD…..A TRICKSTER ERIDAN DESIGN……I SHOULD MAKE IT SOONN…….

[chadism-101]

COD AS IN FISH???? WHY ARE THERE TNTS- #ohmycod Sending hypotheticala hello through the screen. Good luck lol.

HELP MEeEE

EDIT: updaate that villager is now DEAD waas murdered by @cyroku who's next? the cod? me?

[moonshinewhiskeyy]

Midwinter snorkel trip 🦀 #ohmycod #sofishticated (at Jervis Bay National Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ChVVRgQcl/?igshid=15ja682q8xv9j

[theskymother]

ohmycod they added candy crush

PECK NOOOOOOO

[red-signal]

I PRESENT TO YOU *DRUMROLL*: SUPER DANGANRONPA TWO: GOODBYE DESPAIR!

The protagonist is Hajime Hinata, he does the classic danganronpa protag move, passes out and wakes up in the building, but PLOT TWIST THEYRE ON A FUCKING ISLAND INSTEAD. THE BUILDIJG IS ON AN ISLAND. Instead of monokuma greeting them, it's Usami [later renamed monomi] [picture below]

He meets the other students, and they get called down to the beach area, and FUCK YOU MONOKUMA. Usami gets her ass beaten by teddybitch and she's now monomi. Rules get explained blah blah. And usami gets SHOT. BY A GUN. MULTIPLE TIMES. and WOOOO USAMI ISNT DEAD!!! but she erased all their memories :(. Various things happen, Togami throws a party and gets killed, shocker. He got stabbed multiple times under a table

The blackended cut out the power and got dead by a trap. It was teruteru, he gets cooked alive. NOT EVEN JOKING WATCH THE EXECUTION ON YOUTUBE ITS FUCKIN VRAZY

And we find out, the organization responsible for the end of the world was World Ender [who fucking named it that]

And nekumaru and kazuichi are fucking CONVINCED nagito is the traitor, but monokuma reveals another motive so they just forget about that [the "motive" is a game. Somehow that works bc ->]. Next day, Mahiru is gone. Kazuichi somehow knows they were going to the beach so she's probably just there right? NO MOTHERFUCKER SHES DEAD AS HELL.

Long story short, fuyuhiko almost did it, but peko killed her for him, yk to save him. And FUCK. PEKO ACCIDENTALLY SLASHED HIS EYE MID-EXECUTION. but he's not dead

And they throw another party, where ibuki performs "I Squeezed Out The Baby, But I Have No Idea Who The Father Is" [good song, it's on spotify listen 2 it]

And akane almost fucking dies, but nekumaru jumps in and almost dies for her, but he's a robot now bc he can't die bc he didn't kill anyone

And alone, ibuki, and nagito get the Despaur Disease, symptoms are different based on everyone. Nagito gets the Liar Disease, Akane has the Coward Disease, ibuki has the Gullible disease.

And WOOOAAH hiyoko and ibuki are fucking DEAD. mikan did it, she had despair disease. Her symptoms were remembering things, oof childhood trauma.

But TRAITOR IS BACK!! WHO IS IT WHO KNOWS

They go to an amusement park [and it's honestly kinda fun, this game puts them through fun things sometimes :)] and SHIT MONOKUMA WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE OIKE THIS. they got sealed in a fun house and can only get out if somebody murders. And there is NO food they ahve to kill to get out to eat

AND BY COD. ROBOT NEKUMARU IS FUCKING DEAD. the blackended used his HAMPTERS to activate nekumarus sleep mode, and tied him up on a wall thing and set a timer so he'd fall down and fucking die

The blackended was gundham tanaka [NO MY BOY /REF] [context for the fic. Btw] and he'd never admit it but it was a self sacrifice for everybody else there. He dies and OHMYCOD THIS SHIT. I AM CRYING. THE HAMSTERS. THE HAMSTERS ARE FINE THEYRE GOOD BUT HOLY SHIT. ITS JUST I AM CRYING. WATCH EXECUTION ON YOUTUBE OR SOEMTHIGN HDHGHWFGHHHH

and nagito planted BOMBS everywhere, and they need to diffuse them

But NO FUCK YOU NAGITO. they're actually fireworks. AND HOLY SHIT NAGIYO MADE THIS WHOLE SET UP TO KILL HIMSELF AND IT WORKED. ITS INSANE WATCH AN EXPLANATION I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT. AND CHIAKI GETS VOTED FOR AS THE TRAITOR, AND ITS RIGHT. MONOMI DIES WITH HER IN THE EXECUTION.

And MAJOR FUCKING PLOT TWIST. everybody's back? Reality is crumbling, ?? And nagito is talking to someone, and he REPLACED HIS OWN HAND EITH JUNKOS. HE IS FUCKING SICK /NEG

Ultimate despair/despair remanents are explained, a group of people who spread despair everywhere, and its basically a cult. She manipulated them so bad that they alm committed mass suicide on a whim because she told them too.

AND ALTER EGO [AI BUTTERCUP] IS BACK!!! THEY INFORM EEVRYBODY THAT A VIRUS HAS ENTERED THE GAME, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL A SIMULATION!

And MAKOTO [MC] IS BACK, HE TELLS HAJIME THAT HELP IS THERE, SOMEWHERE. THEYRE IN A TRAIL, AND THEY NEED MORE THAN HALF OF THE CAST BACK TO GET OUT. AND A SHIT TON OF STUFF IS REVEALED, THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEIR 17 YEAR OLD SELVES, BUT EVERYBODY THAT DIED IS PROBBALY DEAD IRL TOO. MAKOTO JUMPS IN AND SAYS THEY NEED TO ALL ACCEPT THEIR SITUATION AND EVERYTHING. THERES A HOPE RESTORATION PROGRAM, THAT CONSISTS OF PAST REMANANTS OF DESPAIR. THE ROD [ACRONYM FOR REMANTS OF DESPAIR] WERE SO OBSESSRF EITH HER THAT THEY SACRIFICED THEIR FAMILIES FOR HER, IMPLANTED PARTS OF HER BODY INTO THEMSELVES WHEN SHE DIED, ETC DTUFF LIKE THAT. BUT NO JUNKOS STILL ALIVE, JUST AN AI NOW. AND JUNKOS PLANNING TO INSERY HER CONCIOUSNESS INTO EVERYBODY, AND THEY NEED EIGHT PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO STOP HER. AND THEN AI LAVENDER AND AI TALL RICH JERK SPAWN, AND HAJIME HAS A DESPAIR VERSION [EMO]. HAJIME PULLS A FULL PROTAG OP MOMENT AND THEY ALL LEAVE THE SIMULATION AND WOOOOO HAPPY ENDING.

OKAY SO THIS PROBABLY WAS A REALLY BAD EXPLANATION, GO WATCH A RECAP IF YHIS MADE NO FUCKING SENSE. ILL SEND A SEPRATE ASK WITH THE CHARCTERS THINGY

OMC I LOVED THAT

I WILL ADMIT I UNDERSTOOD LIKE ZERO OF IT BUT STILL!!

JUNKO IS THAT ONE LESBIAN RIGHT?? NEVER KNEW ANYONE ELSE'S REAL NAME EXCEPT FOR TEDDYBITCH BEING MONOKUMA BUT LIKE AAAA

IS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER THE ANIME I SAW TOOK PLACE

BUT LIKE OH MY COD I LOVE THAT SM ITS LIKE ALMOST HALF AS GREAT AS YOU ARE!!!!!

TYSM FOR TAKING THE TIME TO TELL ME ALL THAT

[sw33t-oubliette]

okay so i know i kissednyou on the mouth like 8 hours ago now but i only just really registered that i did thatamd OHMYCOD

:] <3

[abekisserreal]

so many botz r followwin me ohmycod.

[averagedualies]

This is the funniest thing ever ohmycod

I don’t think he’s figured out any Pokémon moves so he’s just- lightly tapping me. It’s so funny.

..huh?

Some weird looking blob of goo just knocked on my door

[thecodyagenda]

1. Chad chad chad chad-

2. Footie fan despite me being confused and it's fun watching you scream

3. You get blown up a lot on mc-

CHAD CHAD CHAD CHAD

yes that is correct despite the confusion of many i remain a person who watches footy and enthusiastically comments on it with a number of people

yeah :( i do :( #ohmycod #stopmurderinglynn

[axewchao]

Does Dog!Dalex have a crush on Wolf? It seems that he has a certain affinity with bad boys (Ludwig von Koopa, Revali) in all of his incarnations~.

Dalex: “I-I mean… WHAT-?? WOLF?! As in Wolf O-frickin’-Donnell?!? I shoot the guy on a regular basis, for cryin’ out loud!! I mean sure he’s hot- WAIT I MEAN- HE’S- I MEAN…!!! ohmycod what am i saying-??”

Dalex: “L-Look, the short answer is NO, I DO NOT. NO CRUSHES HERE. UH-UH. (ohcod my voice cracked) If you wanna drool over a handsome space pirate, then go RIIIGHT ahead. I won’t stop ya.”

Dalex: “…wait SHIT I didn’t mean to say handsome FUCK-”

Fox: “What are you talking about?”

Dalex: “I-! …N-Nothing, cap! Don’t worry about it…!”

[drawinglover224]

(I just have the sudden urge to draw Jakon with Splatter(the fusion of Davis and Discordink ÒwÓ))

OhMyCod YES!!!!! PLEASE!!!! GO FOR IT!!! GO CRAZY!!! GET CREATIVE!!!!

Sorry for going all crazy.. -w-"

[red-signal]

OHMYCOD UR DOING A THING !!! HOLDON I GOTTA THINK OF EVERY FICTIONAL DISEASE I KNOW

WOULD SANITIZATION AND FURRYFICATION FROM RETURN OF THE MAMMALIANS COUNT

fictional disease fight !!!!

ran by @empty-warehouse , inspired by @aroaceswagcompetition @multigenderswagbracket @foundfamilyarena and a LOT more !!!! rbing for reach would be sick {pun intended} but /nf !!!!!!!

RULES!

no real diseases obviously

no spam submitting diseases please !! you can submit more than one but make sure to do it in different submissions and do not spam the same one !!!!

as you can probably tell by the pfp, the flare from the maze runner will be in the bracket guaranteed ! please do not submit it !!

submissions will close when we reach 400 submissions !

submission link here !!

[bpdfishprince]

Fellow Ampora kinnie?!? In this 2020?! More likely than you think. You are so valid you wonderful person~

ohmycod >//< fuck yeah 2020 is the year of Ampora kinnies! I lovve you you vvalid fishy