#ohmummywhatsasexpistol

[therapsida]

ohmummywhatsasexpistol replied to your post: I now know two of the gyms Bruce Springsteen regularly works out at and they are within driving distance of my house

Wrap him up in bubble wrap and scarves and send him to England pretty please? xx

No.

He's mine.

I have to live here.

This is my reward.

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Aw Helen, Charlotte and Kerry just rang me from being out for Helen's birthday and now I'm really gutted.. I was meant to be there, but a few things were keeping me from going. 

[regulusfuckingblack]

ohmummywhatsasexpistol replied to your photo: BBC news report on Harry Potter director David...

It’s been denied by the BBC I think

but it's a BBC news report published literally half an hour ago? :P

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Hi there, do you know if the Manics signings are wristbanded? The hmv website doesn't say they are but I'm worried I'll turn up and not get in D: x

um i remember reading somewhere that they might be wristbanded but i actually don't know x

[jesusfuck1000]

Let me tell you about my weekend...

Friday: Finished college at 12:25 and went up to bury with a few mates. We went to the arcade and played pool till about half two or something like that, then i left to go and get ready for an 18th. I didn't know the guy who's party it was but my friend Faye (atlforever.tumblr.com - go and follow her) basically invited me and a load of other college friends. Faye picked me up at 7:20 and we went to Tom's party (hey, at least i knew his name). So that involved drinking, smoking, kissing and dirty dancing before leaving (wrecked) somewhere in the vicinity of midnight and getting the met home with Liam (curly-monster.tumblr.com - go and follow him) and finally getting in sometime before 1. I was then on the phone to Kate till some ridiculous time, eating bread, drinking water and telling her about my night, which was REALLY fun. Saturday: Wandered to Manchester, hungover, at half two ish and saw my babba Will. My best friend Charlotte (m00ncr00ner.tumblr.com - go and follow her) was interviewing Folks for her magazine so me, her and Helen (ohmummywhatsasexpistol.tumblr.com - go and follow her) wandered over to the Ritz. (We also briefly saw Kerry and Sophie but they wandered away). We then saw Miles Kane getting out of a van so I went over to him to ask for a picture. He kindly obliged. He then went on to query whether we had met before (which we have), which means he remembered me! He told me he liked my coat and then wandered off inside. After starbucks with Charlotte, Helen, and Charlotte's mum Jill, I went to Helen's house and met her family friends: ben, simon, and their parents. They're all really lovely people and later that night me, helen, ben and simon chilled in helen's room and watched Shaun of the Dead. Proper good film. Sunday: Woke up at like 12 or something and started watching Doctor Who (the lodger) before helen's dad told us to get dressed because we were going to GoApe. it's this adventure park type thing in delamere forest which involved zipwires, tarzan swings and heights. one of the tarzan swings was basically a vertical drop which killed your thighs (cause they were in a harness which dug into you). The last zipwire was about 200 foot long and i'm very proud of the fact that i shouted 'GERONIMO' as i jumped off. (on the first one i shouted 'alonze'). it was a beautiful moment. so yeah, that's my weekend. 

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ohmummywhatsasexpistol replied to your photo: i ran out of green tea this is a tragedy

Aaah I love your mug glass cup thing!

i call it a tumbler, but mug glass cup thing works too, i guess. they sell 'em at starbucks here and you can change the photo insert thingy :D

[justjasper]

ohmummywhatsasexpistol replied to your photo: Here’s a crappy webcam shot of the cake I made for...

The sprinkles can represent how all the houses united to vanquish the evil Voldemort of hunger. There you go.