#ohhh sweet summer child

[elle-prix]

Two sides of a coin

[muse-stellium]

I would just like to point out, that while I'm still not 100% on board w Nina's, somewhere on this blog lies an ancient relic post from way back when where I mention being surprised Anna is was a Sagittarius, bc I had her pegged for an Aries or a Scorpio w those hella Mars vibes

And I just want my moneyyyyyyy $$$$

[pixiemage]

one of the best feelings in the world: getting a comment and going “ahaha they don’t know”. this is why I post completed works one chapter a day. for the glory of getting comments and getting to go “ahaha they don’t know” or “ahaha they know more than they think they do” or “ahaha they picked up the foreshadowing” or all of the above,

[bth3cowboi]

snoop the bling, cs55xreader

part 1 part 3 part 4

masterlist

pairing: carlos sainz x reader

summary: summer break starts and that means traveling with a snoopy plushie and a boyfriend (or maybe a future husband). Also, his friend is there.

format: social media au

a/n: people asked for this and I deliver cause i love snoopy

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carlossainz55 Best way to spend summer😎☀️

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user1 here before yn calls carlos his sweet baby or smh cute like that

ynraces SLUT

user1 oh that is not it

ynraces 🤤🔥I love u my unemployed princess

carlossainz55 I dont know what to think about this

carlossainz55 but I love you too😂

user2 WHERE IS THE CHILD, THE BABY

ynraces hes safe ashore!!

user3 wait im new, they have a baby??

user4 no😭😭 they call yn’s snoopy their baby

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ynraces Mallorca with my baby love💙🤿 (and carlos is here too)

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user1 thank you for the blessing (carlos photo)

user2 theres a snoopy, theres a like

user3 a snoopy is always gonna be there🙄 this is yn’s page

landonorris Enjoy your alone time for now😈

ynraces im expecting you with HATE btw dont come

landonorris I’ll be there soon and he’ll be with me😍🤞

ynraces youre sick!! homewrecker!!!

landonorris girl fuck your baby snoopy

ynraces BRO??? carlos say sum😭😭

carlossainz55 Please don’t fight in the comments❤️ you have the vacation for that

ynraces 🤡

user4 that snoopy deserves some rest god

carlossainz55 2h

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landonorris

Oh she really doesn’t have a clue

carlossainz55

No😂

I didn’t insist either

Don’t want her to get suspicious

landonorris

I can’t wait to take the pictures now HAHA

Everything is ready btw just waiting for you both

carlossainz55

Ok👍

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carlossainz55 She said yes! ❤️💍 Thank you Yn for being the woman you are, I can’t wait to call you my wife. I love you more than anything in this world.

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ynraces 🥹🥹 Love you soooo much

carlossainz55 ❤️❤️

user1 OMG OMG

user2 chat is this real??

user3 now thats a rockkkkk

charles_leclerc Congratulations guys😍❤️

carlossainz55 Thanks mate!

user4 imagine driving in f1 with your wife THE DREAM

landonorris Wow what a beautiful ring🤩 The friend that helped chose it must be the best

carlossainz55 🤫

ynraces u did great for once congrats

landonorris 🤩🤩

user5 Carlos must be crying and jumping seeing this interaction

user6 his wife and his boy lmao

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ynraces swipe for a surprise!���

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ynraces pinned Te amo mucho, Carlos. ❤️ You are my everything.

carlossainz55 Te amo tambien😁

user1 IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT?

user2 me 2 😭 I wish I saw Carlos post first

user3 wym I cant marry Yn anymore

user4 Ohhh are we going to see two sainz in the grid now

lewishamilton Congrats you two🫶

ynraces thank u lew!

user5 I was worried Snoopy wasn’t gonna be here but Yn delivered as always

landonorris Cool photos👍 Call me for the wedding too

ynraces I dont want you crying at the wedding too iugh

landonorris those were happy tears💔

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a/n: The snoopy story continuous!! if you liked it and want to see more just say so🩷 my asks are open!!

[arc-misadventures]

Gamer Bunny

Lulu: Alright chat, that's all for today! Keep hopping my, Jackalopes! This Coco Buns, Signing off!

Lulu Scarlatina, the second oldest daughter of, Iliara Scarlatina, and secretly, the VTuber known as Coco Buns. A VTuber who played anything from party games, to horror games, puzzle, fps, rpgs, or simply just sat there, and chatted with her chat, and fellow streamers.

She was one of the most popular, Faunas VTuber's out there, and she was living her best life. But, it could still get better...

Lulu: ...

Lulu: Haaa...

: Well done.

Lulu: EEEEK!?!

Lulu jumped in her chair as she shrieked in terror as she spun around, and saw her, husband/himbo/lover/soontobemore, Jaune Arc sitting on her bed. Smiling at her as he gave off a soft chuckle. She grabbed the blanket she had over herself as she watched him smile at her.

Jaune: Sorry...

Lulu : Wha.. ha?! W-when did you get here?!

Jaune: Oh... about an hour ago.

Lulu: A-An hour?! Why have you been in here for that long? And, why are you here?!

Jaune: Oh, your mom took, Rumi, and the rest of your sisters out to spend some family bounding time with, Juniper. I came in here to tell you about it, but you were so deep in that game with your friends that I didn't want to break it up.

Lulu: Ohhh... I wanted to spend time with, Juju too...

Jaune: Why not ask her if she wants to join you when your streaming, you can spend some time together that way. You could even get her one of those, 2D models for her while you're streaming

Lulu: Yeah, yeah that could work! There's plenty of games we could play, she likes playing video games with me! Plus the viewers will love it.

Jaune: See, you can have your own form of family bounding too! But, no horror games! Juniper's having enough trouble sleeping as is, I don't want you adding to her reasons.

Lulu: I won't play those kind of games with her! I would never do...? Wait... H-How did you know I was playing a horror game?

Jaune: I was watching your stream.

Jaune shook his scroll at, Lulu, who recoiled in her chair as her face was flushed red with embarrassment.

Lulu: Y-Y-You watched my stream?! While I was in the same room?!!

Jaune: Yep.

Lulu: WHY?!

Jaune: You looked like you were having so much fun, I was curious what was so funny, so I decided to watch along with your... Jackalopes?

Lulu: T-That's just the name my fans c-call themselves...

Jaune: I see...

Lulu: So... uhhh... Since the others are gone... doing some family bonding... d-do you want to do some family bonding...?

Jaune: Bounding? Well, I haven't played a lot of videogames since becoming a, Huntsmen. That sounds like fun!

Lulu: We can totally do that! But, uhh... I was thinking about doing something... more intimate...

Jaune: Intimate?

Lulu: I like to do some...

Lulu pulled off her blanket showing off the rather... exotic apparel she appeared to wear when she was, Vtubing.

Lulu: Some physical bonding~!

Jaune eyes were fixed on, Lulu's body; Jaune took in her soft curves, and voluptuous bosom, toned chest, and those plump, juicy thighs. Jaune swallowed as he opened his scroll, and typed out a message, and sent it.

Lulu: W-What w=did you do...?

Jaune: I sent, Iliara a message; telling her to take her time... That you, and I are going to busy with some... physical bonding~!

Lulu: I-It's not going to take that long... r-right...?

Jaune: Oh... you sweet summers child~!

[princessbrunette]

imagine meeting rafe by babysitting for toddler!wheezie?????

-🦭

stop this is sooo cute i love writing big brother rafe with toddler wheeze :(

𐙚🍼⋆.˚♡

he’s more pissed than anything at first, wondering why on earth his father didn’t trust him to be a responsible adult and care for his little sister now that ward was away on business more times than not. the last thing rafe wanted was a stranger snooping around and weaselling their way into the benefits that came along with being a cameron.

his mind changed when he saw just how pretty you are, and not just that — how sweet and polite too. he hangs out in the doorway watching you play with his sister, trying to put on an expression that showcased scepticism but it always softened to intrigue. wheezie loved you, and he couldn’t even question why.

the boy wanders in, watching you knelt beside the curly haired toddler in your cute little summer dress and big smile. “soooo, i’m thinking… we should go and get ice-cream!” you grin, emphasising the last part to catch her attention. it works, and she claps excitedly with a squeal.

“i’ll drive us.” rafe suddenly pipes up and your head spins to him, blinking a few times in surprise.

“oh, really?” you smile politely, if not a little awkwardly at the sudden appearance of the child’s oldest brother who you’d seen floating around.

“well i’ve got nothing to do… and i figured i should get to know the person spending all this time with my little sister.” he shrugs, pulling his hands out his pockets to swing his car keys round his finger.

“yes, of course.” you submit to the idea, clambering to your feet as wheezie runs towards him.

“raaa—e!” she yells happily, pummelling into his legs before he bends down to swoop her up, planting her on his hip.

“hey, kiddo.” he pinches her nose briefly making her sniff and giggle. you grab your purse and send rafe a kind smile, letting him lead the way to his car. he hands you the kid, which feels odd and parental of the two of you and he quickly sets up the car seat in his car, letting you fasten wheezie inside. you hover by the passenger door, unsure of whether or not he’d rather you sit in the back. “go ahead.” he nods obviously and you climb in, placing your hands in your lap, making one sided conversation with wheezie to settle some awkwardness.

the two of you chat, rafe asking most of the questions about where you’re from and what you did before babysitting — the polite interrogation feeling like another interview for the position, but you didn’t mind — it was understandable that the current man of the house would wanna know who was practically living in it with him all of a sudden.

things get more comfortable as the two of you get chatting, walking into the icecream parlour as a three. he didn’t know he’d like the feeling so much, thinking on it as he glances at you pointing out the different colours of icecream behind the glass to his little sister. he’s fishing in his wallet as he does so, paying for the three of you. it made him feel… good. important. he hadn’t much thought of having children before, he knew he wanted to one day but it seemed like a far away thought. having a cute little baby, and a pretty gentle girl by his side calmed him, gave him the sense of authority he was looking for.

he has to remind himself not to place a hand on your lower back when you walk to the little table, chuckling himself when you let wheezie take her own spoon and messily feed herself.

“good job honey!” you coo as she manages to get some into her mouth before offering you the saliva covered spoon. “ohhh, no thank you!”

rafe decided he must have you, and seeing as you were now living in his house, ward being on a long trip — it would make things a lot easier. his own practice family, with you.

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[batsplat]

as someone who keeps an eye on academy boys growing up, just throwing out some random info<3

luca said he’s pretty good at tennis, and all i know is he’s a one-handed backhand player. pecco mentioned this summer that he often plays tennis in the winter, i’m guessing he means during the offseason. he said he hired a coach and takes three lessons a week. of course he’s one of those guys who got more into tennis because of jannik sinner

please ALWAYS throw out some random info

luca having a one-handed backhand makes sense because like. i genuinely don't think there's anyone else on the grid who is more one-handed backhand-coded than him. he very much comes across like a one-handed backhand type of guy. anyway i bet I could take him. and ohhh i didn't know that about pecco, that's really sweet!! i mean the taking tennis lesson obviously, not the being a sinner fan thing. have had to develop an extremely high tolerance for riders delving their toes into tennis opinions after Certain Beloved Riders keep posting instagram stories (?) about australian open finals that send me into a deep depression. not expecting them to have enlightened takes but they just keep rooting for their countrymen (very much only men #lmao) and that just has unfortunate implications given where they're from. alas. did see musetti was at the qatar grand prix chatting to pecco when he should have been on the practise court to support his child, which is at least marginally better taste in players. and pecco taking tennis lessons is nice

[quitealotofsodapop]

Slow boiled egg au has a lot of potential. This particular skit takes place s4

MK: We gotta rescue Yubei!

Jade-faced, Wukong, Macaque: give it a few hours

Pigsy: aren't you worried about your kid!?

Jade-Faced: oh you sweet summer child...

Macaque: one thing to know about babies

Wukong: no matter how many toys you give them, what they love most is something they can hold and chew

Everyone, gets the message: ohhh...

Referencing this near the end with S4 "Slow boiled egg au".

I adore the thought of Jade Faced still being the Ultimate Single Auntie in the other aus, like how I plan to write her for TMKATI au XD

Fox kits irl play-fight super aggressively, to the point that it resembles a murder scene. Its cus they need to train for hunting things roughly the same size as them (rabbits, groundhogs etc) and they scream a lot.

Makes the sibling fights Jin and Yin get into make more sense - seeing how their mother in Jttw is the Jiǔwěihúl��/Nine-tailed Vixen. They're both half fox.

Jade Faced is the auntie to many little kits, and she knows how aggro they can be to just their siblings. Throw a furry squeaky toy in there and watch the carnage unfold.

And ofc baby monkeys do love things they can chew on. Combine that with "is literally the child of SWK" and you got a ticking toddler-time-bomb of boredom.

Shadowpeach + Jade Faced see the aftermath of what Yuebei does to the Brotherhood and just grin knowingly.

Peng & Azure: *have been beaten to broken pulps on the Jade Palace's throne room floor* Macaque, picking up Yuebei + trying to supress his laughter: "Aww. Did my little moonlily want to play with the big kitty and birdie? Were they fun chew toys?" Yuebei: *delighted giggling, exposing her big milk fangs* Wukong, secretly proud: "Wait... wheres Yellowtusk?" Yellowtusk, wisely standing aside: "I made the decision that the little one was owed some recreation for all the trouble we've caused her." Jade Faced, knowing smirk: "You set her loose on them, didn't you?" Yellowtusk, hidden smile: "It seemed to be the smartest decision at the time. Given that Azure clearly needed some sense knocked into him." Yuebei: *playfully tugs on Yellowtusk's trunk so hard he almost falls forward* Yellowtusk, truck still in the baby's grip: "And I was already privy to the little one's strength."

Little Yuebei has an unfortunate habit of being a little too rough with her toys after all.

[magentadiamondau]

Is Connie still going to get her arm cut off by Magenta like in the Do You Love Me animation meme? I figure it will still happen but it was much earlier in the AU.

Oh

Ohhhh

Ohhhhh you thought her arm got cut off?

Ohhh

Sweet summer child, he sliced all the way through the middle of her torso.

Let's just say there's a reason why there's heart symbolism...~

[thearomanticcactus]

That feel when you're reading a canon rewrite, and you're just like "ohhh you sweet summer child."

More specifically for me, it's usually when class 1A like "the training camp is gonna be so much fun!" And I'm like "ohhhh... You don't know... You don't know."

It hurts 😭🫠

[ryn-halo26]

Rak'Xit reborn au

Meeting an Empathy daemon, from Rak'Xit's pov. You can try to read this as the video's playing, that's how i typed it anyway.

Woah there kid, way too early in the morning to be jumpscaring us like that.

Phew, at least common sense is still present in their mind. Asking the correct questions– Wha– No– Don't just ignore them! Answer the questions!- Tiny E'Laetum's kid!!

Of course they're feeling a lot! You just showed up unannounced at 8 in the morning!!

"Who cares"!? We do!!

Ugh, what "fun thing" could this cotton candy incarnate come up with to do? It can't be worse than what E'Laetum would suggest his starchildren to play, surely. Ah- Don't worry, my dear, I highly doubt he'll be as... creative as E'Laetum, in that regard.

Caelum? Interesting name, and I already knew that you were of E'Laetum.

Okay, your boredom is not our problem. Find a serenity daemon to play with, they'd be more interesting, I'm sure.

Well- true. My dear, this Empathy daemon brings up a good point. You do have a problem with wallowing away in your sorrow.

Hm, he has good advice too! You should really listen to him, haha!

Reminds me of Polaris so much, how nostalgic. Who's Polaris? Euh- anyway! Let's keep listening to what this little Empathy daemon has to say!

Hah! He's calling you out, little one!

Hahahahahahaha!!! Reminds me of when you were struggling to pronounce Z'Tinqin's name! Oh, I needed a good laugh.

I'm pretty sure this little one's brain is already very busy due to them not taking their meds. Ahem.

Does he mean serotonin? Oh, this sweet summer child.

You haven't had a hug in a while. Well, at least one that isn't from me.. How does one be good at hugging?? Sounds like something Polaris would say...

Hm, that doesn't sound healthy.. Not for an Empathy daemon as young as him.

Oh! What an interesting analogy for emotions! But it seems so... narrow. This kind of analogy feels temporary, I hope it is.

Dear... How many times have I explained Daemons to you? Oh, right, only once... alright, that's on me.

Huh? D-e-m-o-n? Since when did the spelling change? Ah, the original spelling is still kept! And it's older? Interesting. Blame E'Laetum for the spelling and pronunciation.

Ahhhh, reminds me too much of Polaris and– ahm, nevermind.

Empathy daemons could never be scary. Wait till you see a Fear daemon, they look scary. To you, they look normal to me.

Technically no daemon is evil on a basis of being a daemon, but they changed it? Did most of them remove the "a"? Did my demons remove the "a"?

Startled by all the hugging? Get used to it, Empathy daemons are very touchy. Imagining your socially anxious self willingly hugging other people on your own volition, sounds like a poor joke at a comedy club.

Ohhh, you still know to ask the right questions, I've raised you so well!

Aww, he heard your request to not be lonely! How adorable!

Oh- you have no idea, this little one moves from thought to thought quicker than it takes to rile up Tal'Ris. That's really fast alright.

Ah... yeah, poor thing. Dealing with emotions that aren't your own can be difficult..

Oh? Is that why you can't see them? They're cloaked? I can understand why, actually...

I feel like I have to play along with him, he's adorable!

Well, they are very different, you'll have to be more specific

Oh I'm very sure that's not why they can see you, they would've been able to see you from the start if that was the case. Also, I was the one to raise them, not E'Laetum.

I'm sure E'Laetum knows that. Poor guy's constantly stuck in a catch-22 for all of his existence.

He uses a lot of analogies. Likely to help understand it himself.

There is no such thing as "too many questions", you just speak to fast.

You should listen to him. Let's have a good day, as he said.

[graegrape]

i keep receiving asks about my url and people trying to poke fun at the fact that my url has the word "r/pe" in it - can you people be fucking normal for once holy shit

it's not funny. have you ever seen the word "grape" ???? normal fucking fruit!!!! it is so fucking uncomfortable to see it keep being brought up to me like ohhh haha you sweet summer child you have this real life serious crime in your url xD this is sooo funny. Reevaluate your sense of humor seriously. how is this shit so funny to you. like Ok thanks man! Thanks for the info! go outside

[gabessquishytum]

the no sex-ed virgin dream is great but also consider a dream who HAS had sex and DOES know how sex works but has just only had very very bad sex. its always been over in 10 minutes tops with very little foreplay and usually no aftercare at all. just plain missionary and everything.

so he gets with hob and hob, upon realizing that dream's had sex but he's never had good sex, makes it his mission to make up for all the lost time dream could've been getting fucked into the fifth dimension but instead just spent like...lying there awkwardly in the aftermath.

and from there it could either, 1., turn dream into an insatiable sex fiend (who we are all familiar with at this point) or 2., dream has no idea when to ask for sex. or how. so they only ever fuck when hob initiates, not for lack of wanting on dreams part at all, he's just not used to it. so then he ends up taking cold showers and going for walks and biting his lip until he bleeds to try to distract himself from the horniness because he's too awkward to ask hob to fuck him, and equally as awkward to ask hob to teach him how to ask for things. although he def did not consider that as a possibility because he's stupid

I loooove the bad sex trope. And like, Dream isn’t bad at sex, he’s just… slightly clueless. No one has ever helped him out, he’s only had awkward hookups with people who weren’t interested in his pleasure.

One night he’s talking to Hob and he’s like “I don’t understand what all the fuss is about, it’s over in five minutes and it’s messy and sometimes it hurts. And the orgasm really isn’t worth it, I might as well just masturbate.”

Hob is like “ohhh you sweet summer child you don’t know!!! No one has ever treated you right!!!” And of course his clever solution to that problem is to proposition Dream and make him change his mind about sex.

At first Dream lies there like a dead fish and Hob has to pull out all the stops to make him actually participate. They get there in the end, though, and Dream is the one topping for once (people always assumed he’d bottom and he just went along with it) and he slowly gets better at it over the course of the night until he has an epiphany around 4am when Hob rides him and talks dirty to him. Maybe sex is the best thing in the world actually.

Dream is now a horny disaster with a massive crush on Hob and a perpetual erection. He wants to ask Hob to fuck him so he can maybe enjoy bottoming for once. He employs some absolutely terrible seduction techniques which basically amount to getting naked in front of Hob and hoping for the best.

Fortunately Hob is like “oh god I need to finish what I started so Dream can have a functional sex life”. The only complication is that he’s in love with Dream. What could possibly go wrong? Many things - Dream is an insatiable sex fiend, Hob is a lovesick fool, and neither of them are getting any sleep for the foreseeable future.

[i-am-vita]

Bogard's Sexy Spy Wife Headcanons

👉 My Masterlist, Oc Ghost Rose Masterlist

Watching the episodes of the Diary of Koby-Meppo gave me ideas 🤭

In my other headcanon where Ghost Rose chooses Bogard (read: Someone who loves you, sequel soon... I hope), they've been married for a while by the start of the show (anime, manga or LA) and is their main intel dealer and contact with the Phantom Pirates.

Those are their faces with every Bogard and Ghost Rose interaction before finding out they're married. They gossip about if she's some femme fatale spy/pirate that sells intel to the Marine in exchange of dubious favors. Bogard chastising them with a glare for being noisy about his personal life will never not be funny.

She always knows where to find the HQ-3 even when Bogard don't tell her. SPECIALLY the times when Bogard insists her to not look for him for the safety of whatever mission they are in.

It drives him crazy (but loves it secretly). Garp thinks it's hilarious.

When they arrived at headquarters for Koby and Helmeppo's training, she appeared briefly to smooch her husband and inform them of something regarding Dragons' last appearance and Baroque Works.

Yes, Garp is always aware of his son's whereabouts and does shit about it. He just wants to know if he's safe and asked her to keep him informed. She just wants an excuse to see her husband out of his leave days. Win win.

They where in the middle of sword training when, suddenly, Bogard halted the cadet's swords and disarmed them with a movement to immediately direct his attention to a point behind the Vice Admiral. A rare smile adorned his face leaving his apprentices stunned.

They turned in unison to see what on the four blues would be able to put a smile on their instructor's face. Their jaws practically drop to the floor.

Perched on a rock behind Garp was a most beautiful woman with tanned skin and long wavy hair, dressed in a fitting black dress.

"What? A chicken shited my head?" Asked Garp before turning around. "Ah, it's you," he commented upon seeing the woman behind him.

She's probably the only person in all the blues capable of sneak behind Garp without notice.

"You said you wanted to know as soon as posible when your man of interest was in the move," said the mysterious visitor before lowering her voice to murmur in the Vice Admiral's ear. "He was seen in Loguetown saving a certain Strawhat kid..."

"Ma'am, I don't know who you are, but these are the Marine Headquarters and the presence of non-military personnel is forbidden," Koby interrumpted naively.

Rose blinked several times before start gigling. Garp cackled loudly. Bogard's crooked smiled broadened.

"Ohhh, sweet summer child," she cooed.

"Ah, well, you're pro'bly gonna see more of her in the future," mumbled Garp. "This is Ghost Rose, Rose for short, our main informant, keeps me updated on tha Grand Line news."

"But... Doesn't the Marine has its own intel network for that?" asked a confused Helmeppo.

"Bah... A bunch of witless fools who wouldn't find a fish in a puddle..."

"I don't think the saying goes like that..."

"My own intel network is foolproof!"

"... Is that even legal?"

"... Probably not," admited the Vice Admiral.

Koby and Helmeppo looked at each other dumbfounded. Which kind of morally dubious lunatic did they ended with?

"Now, if you don't mind, Vice Admiral, I'll take my payment for the service," Rose said in a tone that indicated she didn't care about Garp's minding it at all.

In a swift and fast movement, she advanced past Koby and Helmeppo towards Bogard and surrounded him with her arms to take his lips with hers in a passionate kiss. His free arm surrounded her smaller form to lift her up to his taller frame.

Koby and Helmeppo froze from the shock of witnessing their stoic instructor in the receiving end of such a public display of afection.

"Hey! Do not mess World Government property," grumbled Garp witnessing the path of red lipstick left by Ghost Rose on his Second's cheeks and jaw.

"I missed you, mi amor," she murmured lovingly to his ear.

"Forgive me, cara mia, we got sidetracked in the East Blue," Bogard answered in the same soft tone.

"So I heard. Did the Baroque Works' clue led to something?"

"Yes, half of a corpse and a black business card."

For their part, and not being privy to the couple's private talk, the cadets' imagination was running wild with this new information.

"Is it me or is the Vice Admiral paying under-the-table for illegal intel with sexual favors from Bo-san?" Murmured Helmeppo to Koby's ear, to the everlasting embarrassment of the pinkhaired cadet.

"That's too much, Helmeppo. It's just a kiss. Maybe she's just into Bo-san and likes to joke about it..."

"He doesn't look too bothered about it," continued the blonde like he hadn't listened to his friend. "Do you think Garp has had to pay similarly in the past?"

Both boys shudered at the mental image of considering Garp in that situation too.

"Yeah, yeah... Cut it off, you two," grunted Garp making Koby and Helmeppo to scare jump into standing at attention. "Got something useful about that Baroque Works this time?"

"Excuse me! Do you know how hard was to discover that one lead? Whoever they are, these people are good at covering they tracks... but yes, we got something. Seems like someone stirred the hive recently because now we are finding rumors everywhere..."

Koby and Helmeppo tried to follow the conversation to no avail, too distracted by Bogard's interaction with the beautiful spy. Her back was comfortable leaning over the officer's front, his arm still around her waist, their fingers intertwined.

The trail of red kiss marks over his face was so offputting...

"I guess that's my cue to leave," Rose finally said.

Bogard's expression soured immediately and his arm tighten around her before lettting go.

"Be careful, rosa mia," Bogard whispered in his wife's hair, taking a last breathe of her fragance.

"Always." Rose turned around to give her husband a last kiss. "Garp is going to owe me a month of you after this," she added out loud. Wink, wink.

The cadets blushed profusely at the implications of that last comment.

Koby and Helmeppo's minds blew even more when they eventually discovered Bogard is married.

On a particularly slow day, when they were doing some meditation to teach the cadets the importance of a clear mind and control over their emotions, Helmeppo dared to open an eye and almost fell backwards.

The three had dodge their respective uniforms for some confortable yukatas. Bogard was sit in front of them and Helmeppo noticed a golden chain over his clothes. Hanging from it was an unmistakable wedding ring.

That night, the blond confided to Koby his discovery, so they could be scandalized together at their superiors appaled behaviour. Garp for offering his Second for those services and Bogard for allow it while being married.

It would be some weeks and several encounters with Ghost Rose (she's deeply oppose to stay away from her husband for more than a week and mostly succeeds, Garp can cope and Bogard won't complain) until they learn she IS Bogard's wife and not a random femme fatale spy going around the Grand Line selling intel in exchange of dubious favors from married marines.

"You could've just asked me if you had those doubts," suggested Garp.

"It's not of their business," added Bogard grumpily.

Rose just laugh and made sure to leave a visibly red kiss on the cadets' cheeks every time they concur since then.

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[wrathofrats]

Another extremely accurate post of me guessing your personality based on your fav ghoul, but I’m nicer this time!

Mountain: you bitches terrify me. Like I’m a good way. Mostly very chill people, just kinda wanting to get their work done and go, but when it comes to that tall ass piece of meat?? Holy fuck y’all go crazy. Insane. Feral. Y’all rival the Swiss people which is so funny to be considering how mountain is headcanoned to be. Also I think you’re a good baker idk why.

Rain: ahhh!! Y’all are very sweet. Sassy but usually very sweet. Calm, don’t have much to say until you have a burning desire to see a fish in a dress. But all you wanna do is dress up your pretty little ghoul and vibe. Very artistic people. Some of y’all have a weird sadism streak tho and I’m concerned for you!!! You remind me of like a 5 year old whispering to their parents in the middle of the night that they’re going to skin mom. But affectionately

Aether: the absolute sweetest people. Genuinely very kind and cares for others I love y’all so much. Just wants to see everyone be happy and tell stupid jokes. Your fav color is like yellow or purple I’m almost positive. Your love language is touch and words of affirmation. Y’all don’t have much to say but you’re such a ray of sunshine kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Dew: babe ………. Babe. I love you. This is the most self destructive answer. I think we need to stop consuming caffeine and let’s instead maybe see a therapist. You’re so fun, and funny. You’re a little shit (affectionately) people love you a lot more than you think. How about we learn to accept compliments? And maybe how to sit down? But you’re very entertaining!!!

Swiss: alright you stupid cunt. Funniest fucking people ever. Also horniest people ever. Y’all are great leaders, usually have bold personalities. Life of the party. But also let’s learn how to be nice to others. Bullying those we love is not a valid love language but you’re very very funny so, give and take I guess. Also youre hot you must be I don’t make the rules. 

Cumulus: sweetest people also. Mom friend. I know you probably have a giant purse that you keep candy and ibuprofen in. Let’s maybe learn to put the air mask on ourselves before others? Usually fairly shy but it’s ok I love you. You look amazing in a sundress, and you’re like the least judge mental person ever. I’m feeding you a strawberry rn let me know if you receive it

Cirrus: god YOURE HOT. You’re so fucking confident. You are here to tell people what to do and get shit done, and every listens to you. You’re the plan maker. Here’s the itinerary and if you don’t like it figure something else out. You give good solid and very honest advice

Sunny: ohhh my sweet summer child. You’re a lot! I love you for it! You want to do everything all the time and know everything about everything, so so very curious. You ate glue as a child, affectionately. But it’s ok! You’re adorable and very yellow coded. Probably eats dessert before dinner, you absolutely have a sweet tooth.

Phantom: hey another dumbass, affectionately. Put down the fucking green hair dye. PUT IT DOWN. Y’all are golden retriever people, usually just very happy to be here. Puts on a badass face but very nice and usually kinda chill. Cargo shorts and pants are not the only fashion choices if you were not already aware, but it’s ok you’ll grow out of it!

Aurora: you’re so cute!! Probably a bit mean, very much a princess. Prissy and wants what they want when they want it. But you know being kind is cool and usually wanna sit and listen to other people.

[florshedworf]

What is Hail True Body?

ohhh ohhh my god oh my god oh my god. you sweet summer child

it’s an au by @mustangsart (GREAT WRITER) where mark lives and something happens to cesar torres UAGHHGUG please read it.

you can find more info about it HERE !!!!! it’s such a good fic and literally i use it to study my own writing not even a joke its that good. literally its made me run in circles and question my humanity all at the same time please please read it 🙏