#ohhh i have a feeling im gonna post more abt this pairing

[lanadoeswriting]

ok guys hear me out what if we did detective!reader x criminal!charlie that is actually obsessed with the reader and is really just committing those crimes so that they will look into the case more, therefore giving more attention to charlie and hes actually like really silly and goofy:?@|??//???????

warnings: idk like metnions of crimes of stealing and stuff? swearing. charlie has a gun but doesnt use it

the rain was pouring and pattering on the sidewalks outside of your house, and the smell of day old coffee wafted the room as you studied your board carefully. what could you possibly be missing?

your living room was a mess, stacks of old case files you had to pull out, crime scene photos spilling out of them, and the wall corkboard you had to get installed littered with more photos and more evidence that didnt connect any pieces that you were already struggling to put together. to summarize, everything was out of order already because of one stupid perp who always got away just seconds before you could ever follow.

you almost respected his capability and wits to escape so quickly and come right back–much to your chagrin–when you most and least expect it.

he had broken into several places, and steals one or two things before wrecking the entire area then leaves without a trace–well, maybe some kind of trace. hes so reckless yet so careful, thats what makes him hard to catch.

you swish the coffee in your mug around, looking for an answer in the dark brown liquid. you hear a click and a small clutter around you, probably one of the case files, but when your head rises from your cup you see him.

you had never seen him before, maybe just a bit, but he looked just like his photo. now it the rainfall seems heavier and the air in your house feels a bit too heavy in this room. the mug you just were holding had disappearing, knocking onto the floor with the coffee spilling everywhere.

"oh, thats a shame. did i do that?"

he sounded proud, cocky. like this was his plan all along, and it probably was. what kind of criminal breaks into the home of the lead detective?

you instictively reached for your phone, ready to call for some kind of backup to help you out in the impossibly strange situation you were in. he tilted his head opposite to the wall he was leaning on with a smile playing on his face.

"oh, please dont try to call your friends on me. id much rather have some face to face time with you, detective."

"excuse me?"

"please, im a big fan. pleasure to meet you."

he looked around your living room, his eyes lighting up at the photos of him, as if it was a good thing that you were tracking him down for months. what was this guys deal? what was his plan here? to get your attention?

"awh, you did all of this for little old me? im so flattered."

you felt your eye twitch a bit, what the fuck?

"do you not understand what is happening? im about to have you arrested on the spot, this isn't a fucking tea party."

"ah, you are just like i pictured. but no biggie, i like it."

he flipped through one of the files on him, his eyebrows raising and exploring it like a goddamn toddler. you had to decide against using your phone to get backup, realizing he might be carrying something on him and confirming that realization when seeing a handgun in his right hand.

you switch to trying to negociate, ensuring he wouldnt try to cause harm to any victims, in this case you. he picked up a couple more, spilling a few and then looking down at them like a child who broke a vase before going back to reading what you wrote about him.

"what are you doing here?"

"once again, im a big fan. id do anything just to see you in person, but i guess no one knows that better than you."

extra a/n: okay wait im going somewhere with this and i feel like this is kinda like stalker!charlie but more goofy and willing to mess around more which i adore. this is a little bit more than a drabble but its still not long enough to make into an actual fic cause im lazy–but i think im finally (at last) out of my writers block and ready to write again!@@!@!!!!!!!!!

[kachimera]

1, 4, 13, 24 (choose your fave <3)

*sigh* i've been meaning to be more varied with my fandom posts but. Yea castlevania again sorry not sorry

1) OTP?:

Maleon and Saraleon. Idk what can i say that i haven't said already? The pure love and affection, the devotion, the betrayal. My mans Leon got the best gf and the worst bf of all time and the repercussions of their fallout lasted almost a thousand years, iconic. Runner up is Celiakado bc love my toxic manipulative bastards duo. Daddy issues x cringefail girl <3

4) Is there a popular pairing you dont necessarily dislike but aren't too invested in?:

Again, Richtercard. Neat ship, can get it, but not my thing. Idk what other popular ships i could talk abt bc small fandom. Im pretty 👍 abt most of them i guess

13) What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to someday?:

Ohhh so many. I have a dumped Leonx Isaac wip fic that i'd like to pic back up, and also some Sara x Julia ideas. And well, if i started listing all the ships i'd like to draw i'd never finish, but you kno stuff like belshine, shalaura, hevor, etc. In terms of characters, i wanna do some doodles with the wygol villagers living their lives, and draw the Lecarde twins or Yoko bc oh man the underrated witches of all time. And this is not going into my cv64/LoD comic n fic ideas (help).

24) What's your favourite thing abt [character]?:

You know let's go with Isaac this time. I like... the tragedy his choices lead him to. He keeps getting rejected and hated and losing and the ways he reacts are both understandable (as in, yea i get why he'd do that) and also the absolute worst you could do (both for himself and everyone around him, he's one awful bastard). And, since he is so intrinsically tied to Hector, i like how he is his dark reflection, how he shows what Hector could have been if instead of prioritizing his right to live as a human, he had grabbed all that willpower and instead used it to reduce and dehumanize himself for the sake of love and acceptance. It's like, Isaac is strong, smart, stubborn and determined yet he can't use those qualities for his own good or to help others but to spread misery and make himself worse in the process. He really became Dracula's weapon, at the cost of his own life. I am feeling normal abt him (gonna run him over with a bulldozer <3)