#ohhh he is so my little meow meow

[chlorophyll-tints]

last batch of stardust before i blast the tl with diamond is unbreakable

[fangisms]

Hi would u be able to do a Theo not x fem reader where they are enemies and the reader is a cat animagus and he finds us somewhere in our cat form and takes us with him and is like cuddling the cat and everyone knows it’s us and finds it funny

cat and mouse

A/N: thinking about this DEEPLY giggling and kicking my feet WITH DETERMINATION. (gif creds: @thickdickgrayson)

Pairings: Theodore Nott x Fem!Animagus!Reader

Summary: Theo finds a stray cat in the library. Turns out that stray cat is his sworn enemy.

Warnings: fluff, enemies to lovers, cat animagus, cursing, banter, pet names (kitten, micina, kittycat)

Meow?

Theo whips his head around at the noise. And there he sees a cat sat poised and proper at the center of the potions aisle of the library. Why is there a cat sat at the center of the potions aisle of the library. The cat tilts its head.

“Shh... We’re in a library,” he huffs, flipping through the first few pages of a book with a deep blue cover. He turns on his heel and heads for the small desk pushed up against the wall. The cat slinks after him, leaping from the floor to the chair to the desk.

“Pest,” Theo says. “You know, if you’re choosing to sit there, you’ll have to share with my books.”

The cat sits.

“Have it your way.”

Theo tries not to pay any more mind to the stray as he studies the reactivity of unicorn blood. Luckily, the cat doesn’t move much so it’s not very hard for him to stay focused. It only sinks into itself as it settles, lying on the table. He rolls his eyes and gives in to the cat’s wicked tactics, drawing the tips of his fingers between the little thing’s ears. It begins to purr.

“You’re not so bad. In fact, I’ve had much worse study partners. I’d take you over Matty any day.”

Deciding the cat has foiled his every attempt at retaining information, Theo packs up, reshelves the book, and heads for the library doors.

Meow.

“No, little pest, I can’t take you with me. I’ve already got enough vermin to take care of.”

But her big, dumb eyes twinkle up at him and suddenly he can’t refuse.

“Oh, whatever,” as he holds the door open for her to happily trot through.

She follows him coyly into the great hall, hopping up into the space he usually occupies at mealtime. He stares incredulously at the cat who responds with a jeer: meow. So that’s how it’s going to be. Give an inch and these damn things take a mile.

Pansy leans into Mattheo’s side, whispering, “Isn’t that—?”

“Yes, dear Pansy. Yes, it is,” he chuckles while bringing his cup to his lips. Theo grumbles, trying his best to shoo his new pet out of his spot before finally, begrudgingly, opting to share. What he doesn’t expect is when she curls into his lap after he sits beside her.

He sighs then, scratching its back and fixing himself a plate. He’s a little puzzled as to why the seat directly across from him is vacant, though. That’s usually where you taunt him from every meal. But lately, you’ve been absent.

“Have either of you seen—”

“Nope!” Pansy chuffs through a grin, “not since the last time you asked. Anyway, aren’t you two sworn to be mortal enemies or something?”

Mattheo clears his throat, eyes flicking from the cat in Theo’s lap to its adoring new owner. “Pansy’s right, Theo. You mention her an awful lot for someone who claims to hate her with the fire of a million suns,” he teases, suddenly turning his attention and cocking a brow, “Ohhh, I get it; you love her.”

“No,” Theo huffs petulantly, “She’s my potions partner, and I seem to be doing all the work on our group project.”

“Oh,” Matty rolls his eyes, “your potions partner. Right.”

“Shut up.”

Theo spends the rest of the night up in the dormitories. His cat friend had refused to climb the stairs, and Theo found the kindness in his heart to carry her up the stairs. He has to admit he melted a little when she started purring against his chest halfway to the door.

She finds herself a comfortable spot on his bed, settling contentedly in a ball beside his books and papers.

“Some study partner you are,” he says. He can’t help but amuse her, occasionally taking study breaks to scratch her chin and wonder how long she’d stick around for.

Except, in the morning, he’s a little confused to find a human girl in his bed. In fact, she’s the one human girl he’s known to dislike more than any other. What kind of cruel trick is this. Had Matty really put all that effort into sneaking his enemy into his bed. Matty doesn’t even show up for class half the time.

You stir and stretch your arms above your head, eyes flicking open to an unfamiliar setting. This surely isn’t the girl’s dormitory. So where are you.

“You?” a voice accuses from just above you. Theo sits up, and you startle, teetering off the edge of the bed with a thud.

“Fuck,” you huff, scrambling to your feet and straightening your robes with a frightened look on your face. “Right. I’ll see you… around!”

You’re out the door before he can call after you. Would he even call after you? You’re not sure, but you’re also not going to stick around and find out.

Theo’s heart races in his chest. He’s about to call after you, but he’s too flustered to get the words out so he hurls himself backward on the bed with a sigh.

…

A week trudges by without a sign of you. Honestly, he’s more worried you haven’t been attending meals. And he no longer sees you on weekend group outings. He almost misses your targetted quips. And your laugh. Even if it was at him.

He knows you’re alive, though. A packet had slipped underneath the door as he was getting ready for bed one night. The worksheet had both your names on it; it detailed the instructions to the potions assignment. In your handwriting. But it was worthless without you here to help him in person. He thinks himself crazy, catching glimpses of cat tails around corners or paws pouncing between tree branches.

But he thinks, he can’t be crazy staring at the cat perched still beneath one of the benches in the quad. So he sits and bends down to nudge your cat cheek with the pad of his finger.

“Here, kitty kitty,” he hums. Your eyes blink open, staring at him blankly before pacing out from under the bench and hopping up next to him with a determined stretch. He doesn’t believe his eyes when the docile cat he’s been hunting for the last week transforms into you.

You shrug, not daring to look in his eyes for fear of admitting defeat. “You found me.”

“I’ve missed you, micina,” he teases. Though, maybe there’s a grain of truth in his taunt. But you only roll your eyes.

“Don’t be weird, Nott.”

He scoffs. “Okay, you don’t like me, but you laid on my lap, cuddle with me, spent hours just hanging around me… It’s very confusing.”

“Yeah. So?” You cross your arms over your chest.

“Yeah. So… why?”

You sigh, “just because I think you’re obnoxious doesn’t mean… I don’t like you—”

“Oh, no?”

“Shh, I’m trying to explain!” But it’s hard when you’re both on the verge of laughing at your shared hypocrisy. “We’re… I mean I didn’t think you liked me either! What’s your excuse?”

“You’re changing the subject, kittycat.”

You groan, now turning to face him with all the determination of a militia.

“We’re meant to be rivals, you know. We’re the same blood status, the same house, we have the same damned friend group, and no matter how hard I try, you still manage to get slightly higher marks than me!”

“I know,” he teases.

“So… I wanted to see what you were doing differently.”

“So you slept in my bed?”

“I had a change of plans!” you squeak, shrugging when he chuckles under his breath.

“Which was?”

“Well…” You shake your head, realzing it sounds a little silly under his scrutiny like this. “Maybe if I distracted you, you’d do poorly on your OWLs.”

He snickers.

“But we got the same score so…” you groan, “we cuddled for nothing.” He sets his hand gently on your knee, and for once, you can’t tell if he’s messing with you or not.

“Nothing? Really?”

He leans in closer, and now you’re sure he’s trying to distract you. You press your hand to his chest and he watches your eyes widen with amusement.

“No! No, it’s your turn. I’d like you to hear your reason since you’ve already proven yourself to be better than me and any reason you give is going to be a load of bull—”

“You talk too much.” He says it with a smug expression, looking down on you while leaning back into his palms.

“That’s not”—you squint at him, just knowing he’s taking the piss—“I barely talk to you at all. In fact, I only do so when I’m forced!”

“No, you misunderstand me,” he hums, expression softening as his voice lowers, suddenly becoming a much more private conversation, “You talk too much to everyone but me.”

Your jaw goes slack, and he smiles a little, knowing the way both of your hearts race when you look in his eyes.

“Oh.”

“Yes, oh,” he teases, nudging your arm and shifting closer, “Come on, micina mia, you didn’t really think I hated you. It’s all talk. I mean, you can be annoyingly pretty at times, and I hate it when you ignore me, but I could never hate you. Not now that I know your little secret… kitten.”

He’s surprised when you laugh, grabbing his arm to steady yourself.

“Theo, I think everyone knows my little secret but you,” you say, grinning at him in pure delight at his disbelief.

“You’re joking!”

“No!”

“Those bastards,” he huffs, thinking of Matty and Pansy whispering and giggling in the great hall. You stand and brush off your robe, and he follows hurriedly, hovering next to you.

“More cuddling?” he teases, and you turn to him with a smile.

“Got a thing for cats, Nott?”

“No, no,”—He matches your grin and leans in to gently peck your cheek—“Just a thing for you.”

masterlist

[pigeonpeach]

Cuddles for my Love!

Summary: You are turned into a cat and desperately try to get your lover to notice and help.

Characters included: Diluc, Jean, Itto, Neuvillete

No cw just silly cat times

In a puff of smoke you looked down at your hands finding no more than paws. You were alarmed to say the least! A potion you had ordered, intended to help with some back pain, had instead turned you into a kitty cat! A very cute one yes but still! At least your back doesn’t hurt. But you must inform your lover and request help!

Diluc

“Hm a cat?” Diluc seemed confused as he opened the door to his office to be greeted with a meowing cat. He didn’t recognize it. “Adelinde did suggest getting cats to prevent mice.. or maybe you’re one of the maid’s cats?” He questions as you meow demandingly. You paw at his leg.

“Oh you must be hungry. There aren’t much mice here anyways. I’ll get you something little one.” He knelt down to scratch your ears. Oooh that felt good no! You must focus!

“Oh? Is something wrong little one?” He asked as you meowed excessively. “You must be very hungry.” Quickly he left to go to the kitchen making you follow him while meowing. You realized you had no chance of communicating with him so you decided to try a different way. You spotted a photo of you and Diluc and hopped onto the vanity, you grasped the photo in your kitty mouth and hopped back down. You trotted over to Diluc who was examining some fish Adelinde had been preparing, sneakily carving some off. Your meow was muffled as you lay the picture in front. Then scratch at his leg. He looks down.

“Oh now why would you do that?” He said a bit disappointed. “That’s my favorite photo.” He pouted as you meowed trying to somehow communicate to him your struggles.

“Oh.. did they send you? I got it, you must have been a gift for our anniversary tomorrow. I guess you broke out of your hiding spot.” He smiled. You however were now more annoyed but also concerned because you almost forgot your anniversary was tomorrow. You meowed more but to no avail. He just patted you.

“Such a beautiful cat, you look a bit like them oddly enough. Your eyes are… a similar color?” He seemed to finally take notice. You meowed encouragingly. You batter the photo and tried to point to yourself.

“Hmm… you seem oddly intelligent for a simple cat… if you can understand me then.. spin clockwise.” He said curiously. You did so excited to finally have established communication! You’re closer to telling him!

“Oh! You can? What kind of cat are you then? Um… if you know where my beloved is then roll over.” He instructed. You did so. He seemed intrigued. “Huh. Well then lead me to them.” You quickly trotted over to a mirror as a idea came to you. You batted at your reflection as you looked back up at him. He seemed skeptical but confused. He knelt down to observe you as you bumped your face into his, giving him a kitty kiss. He seemed to understand then.

“Oh.. I’ll bring you to Lisa then, She should know what do from here.”

Jean

You were so miserable, the maids in your shared home simply considered you a cute and needy cat. Saying how pleased Jean would be to have a friendly cat. You had one choice: escape and find Jean. Or Lisa. albedo? Just find Jean first! You know where she is, her office as always. You spotted a window and crawled out onto the roof. You noticed how far up you were as you felt a bit scared. You knew cats could make long jumps.. but you were so sca-

“Kitty!” A excited voice exclaimed. You heard someone landing behind you as you turned to see Amber putting away her wind glider. “Ohhh you must be lost! I’ll take you to the knights, we’ll find your owner don’t worry!” She said. Great! You can hitch a ride on her and get right to Jean

Unfortunately Amber didn’t let you leave the designated library spot. With the diligent maid Noelle watching over to make surd you didn’t run off. You tried to plead with her to let you go, you were so close to Jean! You needed to see her! Worse of all Lisa wasn’t here!

“Oh you must be hungry. Unfortunately I don’t have any snacks on me.” Noelle cooed trying to calm you. You meowed in distress trying to make it to the library door. “No no no you must stay here! Your owner will be coming shortly. Don’t worry you’re safe.”

You begrudgingly sat as you tried to wait for her to not be looking. Meanwhile she stroked your back, it felt really nice though. You relaxed a little. Overtime she started to read the rule books diligently. You tested out her focus by getting up to stretch. She didn’t seem to acknowledge it. You then took a step away, before sprinting at full speed to the door. Immediately Noelle shot up to follow.

“Wait! Did I startle you! I didn’t mean to I’m sorry!” She said worriedly. You looked back to her realizing you couldn’t open the door. You gave her your cutest pleading face. She pondered. “Hmm.. maybe you know where your home is? Is that it?” She asked. You nodded to her surprise. She opened the door as you quickly walked over to jean’s office. She seemed hesitant. “Oh no we can’t disturb her! She’s always busy at work!” She whispered panicked. You let out s loud meow as you scratched at the door. She quickly pulled you away, then the door opened as Jean stood there. Immediately you squirmed away from Noelle to Jean.

“There she is.” You heard the familiar voicd of Lisa behind her. Jean seemed relieved to see you as Noelle seemed worried.

“Don’t worry Noelle you didn’t do anything wrong. Thank you for watching over them. I’ll handle it from here.” She said quickly bringing you into her office. Lisa seemed to be preparing a potion.

“Yes dear, unfortunately I used the wrong ingredient for your potion, but I hope you had some fun as a kitty.” Lisa said patting your head. Jean seemed a bit upset though.

“I’ve been looking for you. Lisa informed me of her mistake but by then you had already ran away.” She held you put letting you dangle. You meowed defensively making her smile. “Its fine now though, you’re here.” She gave you a kiss making you shut up.

She sat you on her desk as Lisa continued brewing the remedy. You immediately used this opportunity to cuddle with your wife who seemed pleased now.

“Next time don’t give the maids such trouble. You had me so worried.”

“Next time? Are you implying you would rather this happen again?” Lisa playfully added.

“No that’s not what I meant.. just I’m glad you’re safe.” She said brushing you lovingly. You meowed in reply, purring contentedly.

Arataki Itto

“HEY GUYS LOOK AT THIS CAT!” Itto proudly displayed you, now a cat like a trophy to his buds. You meowed in annoyance.

“A cat? Where did you get that?” Kuki questioned.

“I don’t know it just walked over to me meowing constantly. I figured the fella must like me!” He said. “Oh you know what? My beautiful partner would love this cat! Do you know where they went Kuki?” He said. She looked at you as you continued meowing.

“I have a idea…” she says. “Hand me the cat.” She said

“Huh? No way its MY kitty! It chose me! See its meowing because its happy!” He says while you meow trying to tell him to listen to Kuki. Unfortunately he doesn’t speak cat.

“You’re holding it wrong, here.” She grabbed you from his arms, holding you properly.

“Hey!” He whined. You meowed again to which she shushed you.

“You idiot, this isn’t a normal cat. Your partner got transformed!” She said annoyed as she examined you.

“Hah?” He said confused.

“I’ll take you to the shrine and have you fixed don’t worry.” She said.

“Huh? I didn’t know they offered neutering at the Grand Narukami Shrine?” You meowed in annoyance. At least Shinobu knew what she was doing.

Neuvillete

“Such a peculiar feline.” He remarked as you rubbed against him. He seemed to analyze you carefully. “Hmm… it appears you’ve been transformed.” He says, you’re surprised he understood so quickly, but you suppose he is used to these things more. He is a dragon after all.

“Sedene?” He called out. The melusine came trotting in as she looked at you confused.

“Oh? What has happened to your beloved? Why they like this?” She asked.

“I’m not sure, but please request the mage Emilie to come here as soon as possible. I’m sure she’d be able to undo this.” He says, gently stroking your fur to help you relax.

“On it. But… I’m not sure where she is. I’ll find out.” She says. “Oh and heres your water, special from Mondstadt’s springs!” She says bringing out a bottle. He smiles.

“Thank you Sedene.” He says as she quickly heads off. He turns to you, scratching your chin.

“I’m sorry dear but I don’t have experience in undoing these kinds of spells. But I assure you I understand your struggle. I ask you simply relax now. There’s nothing you can do right now so just relax. I’ll handle everything.” He said sweetly. You let out meow in agreement, making yourself comfortable on the paper on his desk. He chuckled.

“Sweetheart I need that.” He said trying to pull it out. You didn’t budge, you didn’t know why but this paper was really comfortable. “Dear, I know you can still understand me, please just stand up.” He sighed. Eventually giving up.

“Are you hungry my dear? I don’t think I could bring you your usual foods but I could request some tasty fish.” He said. You meowed to confirm it. You were quite hungry. strangely fish sounded good right now. He smiled as he called for his assistant once more.

The second your fish came you stood to receive it. Neuvillete seizing the opportunity to rearrange your makeshift bed, taking the important documents and replacing them with some unnecessary ones. You happily chowed down. Purring as you enjoyed some tasty fish. You looked back briefly to watch him pretend he did nothing, but you heard him. Still the fish was too tasty and you continued to eat. He pet you lovingly as he continued with his work. Once finished you immediately set your sights on once again taking up his attention, you jumped back onto the desk sitting yourself right on the paper he was working on. He sighed.

“You’re as needy as ever, but I can’t resist that cute little face.” He said giving you a nice chin scratch. “Hopefully Emilie can come soon, otherwise I may never get work done.”

[blueteller]

TCF Theory: What If God of Death Had a Reason for Kidnapping Minors?

(Hey, @murasaki-cha, I might have a theory that could sorta maybe redeem your pathetic little meow meow! 😂)

[Also: SPOILER WARNING for... basically everything in TCF?]

So, here's the thing:

It's no secret I always had… issues with the God of Death for kidnapping the Chois.

Let me clarify a bit.

What he did to Kim Rok Soo, aka. Cale, was not okay either – however! I can see it justified somewhat by circumstances: he was cursed, his life was generally depressing and terrible, and there was a world in need of saving. Honestly, the deal with the Original Cale Henituse to switch the two of them was best for all parties involved. (I'm still angry he did not ask Cale himself for permission, though! All the God of Death needed to do was tell him: "Look, this is the world where your BFF Lee Soo Hyuk reincarnated into. And the world is going to be destroyed in about 20 years if nothing is done about it. Would you mind cleaning that up for me?" You bet your butt Cale would have agreed fair and square, even if he were EXTREMELY miffed about the deal. But it's so much easier to simply hide your involvement in the transmigration, so that Cale doesn't have a personal vendetta against you once he gets OP, right…? Not that it succeeded, lol. Cale still ended up cursing the God of Death a lot)

However – all of what I just said? NONE of it applied for the Choi family member.

First, we have Choi Jung Gun, aka. Nelan Barrow. Let me remind you, the kid was FIFTEEN. Freaking 15!!!! The God of Death kidnapped a literal CHILD with no combat experience, and dropped him in the middle of an active war zone! Sure, technically Super Rock was there and presumably took care of him – but still, that was an objectively a terrible thing to do, God of Death! Bad boy!! 🧹🧹🧹

Then we have Choi Han, and ohhh boy, he had even worse somehow! Even though he was 2 years older than Choi Jung Gun when he got transported, he still ended up in the freaking FOREST OF DARKNESS. Weaponless, isolated, under constant threat of death. It's a miracle Choi Han did not die or completely lose his mind – and in a sense he did – but he was still able to retain a piece of himself, NO THANKS TO YOU GOD OF DEATH. My goodness! What a way to treat your "chosen hero ", mister!

...as you can probably tell, I was pissed enough at the God of Death for kidnapping poor Choi Jung Gun, but I am NEVER forgiving him for what Choi Han went thought. Should have given him something! A letter, a sword, or at the very least – A FREAKING MAP!!!

Aaaand finally we have Choi Jung Soo. Which was a bizarre case in comparison to the previous two. Even the God of Death remarked how unusual it was.

First of all, consent was asked – WHAT A TWIST! 🤣

Secondly, Choi Jung Soo was already an adult, and experienced fighter. He'd have a much better time in Nameless 1 world than any of his predecessors (excluding the fact that he'd have a TERRIBLE time trying to fight the White Star; who may I remind you possessed Kim Rok Soo's face... Also, did he even get to read "The Birth of a Hero"...?). He was also on the verge of death. AND he allowed to say no!! It was much more fair than what happened to the other two.

...But why though? Why the special treatment, God of Death? Why not kidnap Choi Jung Soo as a kid as well? The timing was kind of strange.

So here my theory comes in.

What if, it wasn't the God of Death who determined the timing of the transportation? What if there was an outside factor involved? Just because there seemingly wasn't a strict pattern to WHEN the Chois got transported, that doesn't mean there couldn't be one.

An outside factor like, let's say.... the Hunters? 🤔

From his behaviour in the Sloth Test, we know that Choi Jung Gun absolutely hates the Hunters. And it seemed very personal too. Even if we take it for granted that the Hunters were responsible for the existence of the Original White Star and the war and all that... It was still VERY personal. Like, "I will tear you to bloody pieces with my bare hands and chew on them with my teeth" level of personal. So, what gives?

Then it hit me.

The Five Colored Bloods Hunters are Wanderers who can freely travel across dimensions. They targeted young Kim Rok Soo, because he had a "mark" of the God of Death on. They assumed it could be a sign of a Single Lifer, and it did not matter to them if it necessary to kill him just to "check". The only reason why Kim Rok Soo survived was because Choi Jung Gun was there (even though I have issues about his execution – using a minor as BAIT?! Not cool man! Almost as bad as the God of Death!). Without him, young Kim Rok Soo absolutely would have been killed. And the way Choi Jung Gun was acting in the Sloth Test made it seem like it wasn't the first time something like this happened either.

Meaning: the Hunters were already on Earth 1. They have been there.

So, what if... the Hunters had already targeted the Chois in the past? Including Choi Jung Gun himself?

Think about it. If the Hunters had any clue that this particular lineage could produce Single Lifers... they'd certainly keep an eye on the Choi family, right? There would be no need to directly interfere. Just, watching them from the sidelines and let them produce next generations. Spying on their kids – like the total creeps they are.

And perhaps, there was a particular sign of a potential Single Lifer to watch out for, that could manifest around adolescence? What if Choi Jung Gun showed such a sign at the age of 15?

Instead of simply using him as a weapon to save another world... was the God of Death actually trying to save Choi Jung Gun? By transporting him into another dimension??

It would... kinda make sense, right? By transporting Choi Jung Gun, his "Single Lifer power" activated. His lifespan became much longer, he developed an Ancient Power too. He was initially weak, but he grew stronger overtime. Strong enough to stand up to the Hunters and protect himself; and also taking him away from their immediate reach.

...What if the same happened with Choi Han? What if Choi Han became a target at the age of 17? And the only way to save him was to transport him as well? I mean it worked with Choi Jung Gun, why not try it a second time? If the first one became a powerful ally who could fight the Hunters, the God of Death would certainly like another one on his payroll, right?

And then there's Choi Jung Soo, of course. Maybe he escaped the scrutiny of the Hunters? Or maybe because he developed powers which made him a harder target? Why would the Hunters bother with difficult opponents when they can always play dirty and go after literal children, instead? There is also the issue of the Monster Apocalypse, as Cale suspects the Hunters were behind it as well. Maybe the Hunters had a different plan for Earth 1, and so they had to stop using it as hunting grounds for Single Lifers?

If I'm right about this, then the God of Death's actions became a liiiiitle bit more understandable.

I will forever criticize the man for not asking at least three of his victims (and don't try to give me some bull about him being "unable to", God of Death used various means to communicate through the story; Choi Jung Gun even freaking wrote "The Birth of a Hero" books for the sole purpose of giving necessary exposition to a transmigrator – more than that, if he had enough space to simp for Whales and provide Harol's backstory for no reason! He could have included ANY type of message in there, to ANYONE!), but if Choi Jung Gun were to literally die if he did not get kidnapped and transported into a war-torn dimension in need of saving... Well? Saving someone's life via transmigration might be unconventional, but I've seen it happen a lot in many isekai. I can roll with this.

...But seriously tho, I hope Choi Jung Gun makes that broom beating a regular thing. The God of Death certainly can use it. You know – for emotional intelligence improvement! 😏

[doki-doki-imagines]

author notes: something quick born from a chat with @mcdonaldsnumberone, I hope our chats will never come out LMAO. This idea come from an old gintama post I made years ago, but I love the idea.

tw: suggestive content but nothing happens

Michael Kaiser – Yellow Persian cat

-Michael doesn’t know how he found himself in this situation, he only knew that he finished training, showered and started to walk towards your house, happy to finally be able to see you after so long afar from each other.

-All of sudden everyone was taller than a building and- Was this fur?? Imagine his surprise when looking at himself on a shop mirror he saw a cat.

-“Incredible, I look good even as a cat”

-Sun was going to leave soon his place to the moon and kitty Kaiser decided to place himself in an empty card box left on the main street, then a drop, and then another one.

“Don’t tell me it’s starting to rain-“ A loud thunder, his pointy ears turn downward “Fuck” People starts to run left and right, nobody had pity on the poor pathetic left in a wet card box meow meow at their feet.

“Oh! Poor kitty come here.” An angelic voice that Michael can recognize between a million of others; yours.

-That’s how he found himself in your house, clean and dry, looking at you trying to cook for the both of you.

-“You know this is Michael's favorite food, he is my boyfriend, by the way, I suppose you’ll meet him soon.” You put both your food on the table, finally sitting down. The melancholic undertone isn’t missed by your boyfriend that starts to rub his face toward yours.

“You are so nice, meanwhile he is the bane of my existence-” The yellow cat stop his action, if you listened closely you could hear a huff coming out his little mouth “but I miss him so much, God.” You put your face in your hands, fork still inside the plate and a loud sniff escapes your mouth.

“I still didn’t hear him today, maybe he got caught in between his fangirls, who knows.” You let out a fake giggle, the one Michael is used to hearing when you want to break off tension.

But nothing right now could pull together his broken heart.

“I know he isn’t that dumb-“ and Michael can’t stop weighting “that” “but I get worried you know? Even more when you are afar for this long” you fill a bowl with water that you position right after the plate filled with food for the kitty “Ahh! I’m so dumb! Me and my insecurities, fuck me!” Kitty Michael can only look at you with wide eyes, his tongue poking out licking slowly some water from the bowl.

-Soon going through this sad parenthesis kitty Kaiser didn’t mind his life as a cat after all, not only he found new topics that you absolutely need to discuss when he’d go back to normal, but he could enter the bathroom when you are showering!

“What are you doing here? Are you curious? Or you are just a pervert kitty?” You let out a giggle, a real one this time, and Michael felt like melting and becoming one with the floor of your bathroom.

You, all wet and happy.

He is a pervert in the soul.

-Plus the biscuit making, ohhh the feeling of your chest and ass, your soft tummy under his paws, and not a single slap behind his neck.

-And your heart thrumming the perfect lullaby to make him fall asleep.

-“M-MICHAEL?” What a terrible way to be woken up.

“Why are you screaming so early in the mor-“

“Then why are you naked!?” Seems like the curse was temporary after all.

“Well, well, the bane of our existence is here to teach you something.”

“Mh?” You widen your eyes, his strong arms at either side of your head lifting him on top of you in all his naked glory.

“This guy here has eyes only for you.” It’s a quick kiss, one that follows many deeper ones “I missed you too liebe.” You don’t have to reply back with sass, you just hold him closer to you.

-You’ll have time later to tease him about his tail swinging left and right like a happy pup; seems like the curse didn’t totally wear off…

Kenyu Yukimiya – Salt&pepper giant Schnauzer

-Look, it’s still hard to understand what is going on, but for sure waking up with Otoya at your doorstep with a giant dog wasn’t something you were expecting.

-“Take him just for today, I think you’d get along, plus I’ve seen today it’s your free day so you have no excuses” He talks as fast as possible, some words lost but one thing is sure; you had to take care of this big boy.

-You look at him, he looks at you, up and down, like he is judging your pajamas (that you honestly find wonderful) and you both let out a sigh; seems like you are on the same wavelength.

-Honestly, you thought having to deal with such a big dog would have been a mess, but he is so well behaved?? You notice he probably can’t see well, so you guide him a little trying to make him memorize your house.

-“Otoya called you Yuki, right? My boyfriend has a similar surname but you are cuter!” The dog that was previously swagging his tail with tongue poking out just stopped, still as a stone, almost…menacing? But you don’t get bothered too much, patting his head and calling him good boy.

-He follows you like a shadow, never leaving your side and looking at you with eyes full of love, they got aggressive when during a walk to the park some guys tried to hit on you, he even growled at them! But luckily you sent them off quickly and went on with your walk.

-Evening arrived fast and after preparing dinner for both of you, going to the sofa to watch a film seemed the best idea to end the day.

-“My God, Bret is the hottest human ever-“ “I’d gladly wash my laundry on his abs” “You can’t understand how much I’d pay to be in the backstage with him.” “He could treat me as his bad partner any time he wants” you sing sang. Not exactly, after all, you were just typing to a friend your recent thoughts about this actor.

But Yuki is counting. Noticing every single squeak, every single smirk. He doesn’t show it, he just waits patiently, head laying on your right leg for the right moment to strike.

-You both fall asleep on the sofa, film long forgotten a soft cover on both your bodies.

-You are the first to wake up, and it was hard not to scream at the sight in front of you. Your boyfriend, Kenyu, is laying on top of you, his long brown curls falling on your chest, his breath calm, still sleeping peacefully ah, he is also butt naked.

-And are these dog ears?? And that tail? Is it possible that-

“Morning love.”

-You feel a chill running down your spine. That voice had never brought good news.

-”Wanna tell me more about that Bret actor you like so much.” The shiver gets more intense as he slides up on your body, his face now at the same level as yours.

“You know what, don’t say anything-“ he taps his forefinger on your lips “I’ll make sure you’ll be only able to babble my name after I’m done with you.”

[theflagscene]

Fadel, hit him with a gun again! Bison needs some sense knocked into him! Getting his dick wet is one thing, but bringing the narc home is another!

Honestly, as an overstressed older (and younger) sibling, I absolutely understand where Fadel is coming from. When they won’t listen to plain ass reason, it makes you wanna kill them just to save yourself the trouble!

Oh he wore you tf out didn’t he, Style?

Why are characters in BL’s always surprised by their morning wood!? Even without sexy dreams, it’s completely normal! You wake up with a piss-on, it’s typically a daily occurrence dude. Are you just learning about your dick now!?

Lmao! I love that Style’s own dad forgot that he was gay! That’s the type of parenting I like to see; it doesn’t matter if you’re queer or not, I’m barely interested either way.

Damn, Style’s dad is hot as hell! This is the actor’s first role, but I hope we see him more, because we need more hot older dudes on our screens.

I cannot wait to see Fadel in colour again, I blame @respectthepetty for this. Watching how couples bring colours into each other’s lives, you have ruined my brain with your colour theory! - in the best way possibly ☺️

Ohhh, Fadel doesn’t see Style and he’s kind of disappointed. That’s cute! He’s looking for him! You are such a simp! Ahh, Fadel is so upset, it’s like he wasn’t expecting Style to really just use him for his body and nothing else. Dude, my poor little meow meow.

Are we gonna throw knife play into this? Okay, Kant and Bison are just hitting all of my, uh, marks 😏 S&M, some bondage, biting, a little knife play, possibly some blood. Just toss in breath play and damn, it’s like I’m reliving my early twenties! — Sorry if that’s a little TMI, but I’m an open book about my slut phase and sexual preferences, so come at my bruh. If you’ve got questions, I’ve got answers.

[fenharel-babe]

Meow

Chapter 2: New Feelings and Sensations

@emmg and @thessaralka

Hope you enjoy :). Titling this is difficult like woah. I need help with chapter titles :(.

Chapters: 1

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Bloom sits on the bench where the Iron Bull is in the Herald’s Rest. He looks at her with a wide eye, while Krem is doing his best to not laugh as he drinks.

“So…a mage got you and now you’re stuck like this?”

Bloom sighs. “Yes, yes, how many times are you going to ask?”

He holds out his hands in defense and smirks. “Hey, I can’t help but ask. It’s surprising that you’re a cat. I’ve heard of a lot of weird magic and even transformation spells, but none turning someone into a cat.” He shrugs. “They usually go for something more intimidating. Like a wolf or a bear or some other big animal.”

“Like a bull, chief?” Krem says with a big grin, which only gets bigger when he sees Bull roll his eye.

“Well, yes they usually do that, but being a small animal has its advantages. You’re more nimble and can get into small places. If someone’s coming at you, why not run between their legs and suddenly get them with a nice scratch?”

He huffs. “Hate to break it to you, but a little scratch is not going to do anything, Boss."

She seems to smirk. “Maybe not pain wise, but it can get them a little distracted and open for an ally to attack. I could be a distraction, though I wouldn’t have chosen a cat to turn into.”

“If you could have chosen, what animal would you have turned into?” Krem asked, curious.

“A fox,” she answered quickly as if it were common sense.

“A fox? Why a fox?” Bull asked, also curious about why. A fox didn’t do much damage, especially through armor. They were similar to a cat to be honest.

She went quiet and thought for a few moments, trying to find the words to explain why. “Well, it’s just my favorite animal, and they’re small and known for being sneaky. They can blend into surroundings easy."

Bull goes to respond, but the door to the Herald’s Rest opens and a few soldiers come in. They’re most likely on their break from running drills with Cullen, and they’re loud.

Bloom suddenly feels a huge headache. It was quiet before, or at least at a decent volume for a cat’s hearing sensitivity, but now it was loud and too much. Her hearing was more sensitive due to her form, another thing she hated. She put her paws over her ears, and tried to ignore them, but it didn’t help. She needed to get out.

“Sorry, but I-I have to go,” she said before she jumped down and ran up the stairs. She remembered Sera had a room in there, so she would surely let her in?

She ran to the door and clawed at it relentlessly. She meowed loudly, almost like a shout. She felt relief crash through her when the door opened to reveal Sera. “What? Who is scratching-“. She looked down and chuckles. “Ohhh, it’s you.” She opened the door and let her in, laughing when she saw her climb onto the bench she slept on and hid under a pillow. “Aww, you a little shy in this form?” She shut the door and sat next to her.

“It’s too loud down there,” she said quietly, trying to not speak louder to set her senses off again. It was quieter, more muffled up here. Better, but not great.

Sera tilted her head. “I mean, yeah. It’s our tavern. Drunk and loud people basically live here.”

“I know…but I didn’t expect my hearing to be so sensitive. It wasn’t like that earlier.”

Sera didn’t really know what to do. This was weird magic shit, not something she could do anything about. She got up and stepped out into the hallway and called out, “Creepy! Come here, a cat needs your help!”

Bloom didn’t know who she was calling to, but then she heard Cole’s voice. Of course she would call him ‘Creepy’.

“Speak softer, her head is filled with noise and chaos,” Cole said quietly. He kneeled down by Bloom’s hiding space. “Can I pick you up? I can take you some place safe. Somewhere better.”

She didn’t want to be touched or hear anything, but the thought of going some place else sounded fantastic. She moved from behind the pillow and let Cole pick her up. Within the blink of an eye, they were suddenly in the rotunda. Solas sat at the desk, reading something and looked up when he heard Cole appear.

He almost never seemed surprised by Cole’s random appearances.

“It was too loud in the tavern, and it hurts. Can’t you make it better?” Cole said quietly.

Solas got up and walked over, gently taking her from him and into his arms. As soon as he does, Cole is gone, like normal.

“What happened?” Solas asked, his voice soft with concern.

She hid her face under his arm. “It was too loud all of a sudden. I was talking to Bull fine, but then people came in and it got too loud. I-I couldn’t take it.”

He runs his hand down her back in a soothing motion and hums. “Hm, I understand.” He places his hand on her head, and whispers something quietly. She felt his magic flow through her and it felt like someone put some cat ear muffs around her ears. She could still hear, but it was more muffled than before. The ravens above were quiet, the nobles weren’t audible anymore, and the only thing she could hear well was Solas’s heartbeat. A tune she loved to listen to.

She pulls her head out and stands up on her hind legs to rub her face against his, purring loudly. She couldn’t hear, but she could feel it. She then licks his cheek making him chuckle. “Thank you, Vhenan. It feels a lot better.”

“Anything to help.” He kissed the top of her head and wiped his mouth with an annoyed noise. “Cat hair.” He sighed and moved to lay her down on the couch. “I look forward to when this spell is broken.” He looked down and tried to brush off the cat hair stuck to his sweater and leggings, but it was pointless. “I want to spend time with you without getting hair all over me.”

She chuckled and laid down, tucking her paws underneath her, making her look like a loaf of bread. “I can’t wait to be normal either. I have much work to do and I’m tired of eating and drinking out of a bowl.” She scowled. “Don’t get me started on going to the bathroom.”

He gently pet her head. “I’m sorry this has happened. But I do have some good news. I believe I’ve found a spell to fix this. We can try it out tomorrow.”

She perked up at that. “Really? Thank the Maker.”

“I must still study the spell to make sure we have everything we need, so how about you sleep while I work? I’ll wake you when it’s time to eat dinner.”

She smiled and then flopped onto her side, and curled into a ball. Solas, though he wished to kiss her head or pet her, left her alone and let her fall into a deep sleep.

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Later That Night After Dinner

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When the moon rose and the sun set, Solas decided to finally work on his new mural. He'd outlined the design and gotten the paints mixed and ready days ago, but had been...occupied recently. Even before this situation started.

Only a few days ago had he told Bloom he loved her, right on the balcony in her room that once was his. He walked away, afraid to keep talking in that moment, only for her to find him later that day with a smirk on her face. Ever since then, they had spent more time together out of the field. Whether it be in the gardens, in her quarters, in the Fade, or in the Rotunda. It was...nice. Better than nice, truly, but he didn't know what words could describe the way he felt at the time. 'Nice' would have to do for the time being.

But he shouldn’t feel nice. He shouldn’t feel anything for her at all.

He looked over at Bloom resting on the couch, stomach full and body tired from the day. He knew this spell was annoying her, which is why he worked hard to fix this. He wanted to hold her in his arms again, feel her lips against his, even though he shouldn't want it. But he's only a man. A weak, weak man when it came to her.

He turned back to his mural and started to get back to it, finishing the outline with light lines. The rest of the night passed with Solas ignoring his inner turmoil and occasionally looking over his shoulder to see Bloom sleeping peacefully.

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The next morning, Bloom woke to the sunshine in her face, making her groan and roll over. She curled around herself and buried her face in a small pillow. "No...I don't want to get up yet," she mumbled. She leaned up, her eyes still closed, and pulled the blanket off the back of the couch and tucked herself in.

Wait.

She gasped loudly and opened her eyes. She sat up and looked down at herself and saw a body. She had hands, legs, and when she felt her face she had one! "YES!" She shouted with excitement. She got up and immediately ran up to the library, hoping Dorian would be there since Solas was nowhere in the rotunda.

When she got to the library, she saw Dorian in his chair, looking over at her with wide eyes. "Maker, is that Bloom? In the flesh?"

She ran over to him and jumped up and down with eagerness in front of him. She grabbed his shoulders and shook him. "Dorian! I'm finally back to normal!"

He grabbed her hands to stop her and held them in front of him. He looked up at her and winced. "Well, not completely normal, Petal."

She tilted her head. "W-What do you mean?"

He pointed up to her head, and she saw him hold back a grin. "You have...cat ears. On your head." He looked behind her and failed to hide his grin that time. "And you have a tail."

She reached up and touched her ears, and then looked behind herself to see, as Dorian informed, a cat tail. She looked back at him and groaned, burying her face in her hands as she flopped down in her chair by the window. "You've got to fucking kidding me."

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[noonaishere]

Online/Offline [C.S] - forty-three | feline photoshoot

San unlocked the door and pushed it open. Byeol ran over, meowing and strutting dramatically to show him she was happy he was home; along with some straight up reprimanding because how dare he leave the apartment for any amount of time? The very idea was unconscionable! It was not to be borne!

“Come’re baby.” San picked her up and kissed her on the head.

You laughed at yourself internally. He really did just say ‘baby’ a lot.

“Hi, favorite girl.” You held her cheeks and nuzzled her nose. Annoyance now forgotten, she purred like an engine.

San smiled as you rubbed Byeol’s face. Once you were done he set her back onto the floor.

“Hey,” San’s roommate said, leaning over the back of the couch to face the both of you. “...I didn’t know you invited someone over.”

“I texted you,” San said plainly.

“Umm… I might need your guest to turn around while I get up because I am… currently just wearing boxers.”

San sighed a laugh and you stifled one and turned around.

You heard him get off the couch and go to his room. “You can turn back around! I’m gone!” He shut the door.

You turned back around and caught San’s eye. Both of you laughed softly.

Yunho came out of his room. “Oh, San! I didn’t hear you come in. I was just wearing some sweatpants, thank you so much for asking.”

You laughed.

San sighed. “Yunho, this is y/n. Y/n this is Yunho.”

Yunho held out his hand to shake yours and you did.

“Nice to meet you.”

“Nice to meet you too.”

“Yunho’s an actor.”

“Yeah you said that last time I was here. On stage or screen?”

“Well, stage all throughout school. I’ve been in a few dramas so far, as background or minor characters.”

“Oh, that’s cool, which ones?”

“If you ask nicely, he’ll show you his sizzle reel on his phone,” San said coyly before going over to the kitchen to look through takeout menus.

“Ohh, can I see the sizzle reel?”

Yunho laughed and covered his smile as his ears went red. “Yes.” He took his phone out of his pocket and located the video file.

You leaned a little so you could look past him at San. San smiled and showed finger hearts at Yunho’s back and then looked at you and shook his head. He went back to looking through the menus.

Yunho showed you the video.

“Oh-- Fox Tale, I watched that!”

“Really?”

“Yeah.” You watched the video, looking for him. “Oh, you played the dog guy?”

“Mhm.” He nodded quickly.

“Ohhh, I thought you looked familiar. One of my friends had such a crush on you.” You laughed.

“Really?”

“Mhm.”

Yunho turned around and looked at San, delighted.

San smiled, mirroring Yunho’s expression.��

Yunho turned back to you. “That’s so cool!”

You laughed.

“I actually… I just auditioned for a lead role in a new drama earlier. I’m hoping they call soon.”

“Ohh. Well you’re a good actor, I’m sure they will.” You nodded.

Yunho nodded back.

 “Okay,” San said. “Do you guys want to get Chinese, or Thai?”

“Oh--” Yunho stammered. “I thought this was a date.”

“No, I’m just here to hang out with San’s cat.” You said and picked Byeol up.

“She’s my only good point.” San nodded.

You smiled as you cradled Byeol like a baby. “Which do you want, Yunho?”

“Oh, um, whichever you guys want.”

You rolled your eyes. “Mmm… I want scallion pancakes, so let’s get Chinese.”

San nodded.

The three of you were gathered around the low table in the living room, except for Byeol, who was currently on it. San picked Byeol up off the table as she tried to investigate the food. 

She came over by you and you petted her head. “That is people food, Byeol. You can’t have it, you’ll get sick.”

“I’ll give her her food now so she’ll leave us alone.” San stood and put her food in her bowl.

Byeol ignored the fact that it was even over there.

San looked at her, affronted. “She’s not normally this naughty when it comes to food.”

“Bring it over here,” you gestured.

San looked at you quizzically and did as you asked. You took the bowl from him and put it on the floor between you and San. 

“See?” You tapped next to the bowl and Byeol looked at it, her little cat brain taking a moment to process like a Sim sifting through its coding for the next task. She walked over and started eating.

“What?” San whispered. “Are you the Cat Whisperer?”

You chuckled. “Cats are social eaters. She wanted to eat with us, so now she’s eating with us.”

“How’d you know that?”

“My parents have cats, remember?”

San nodded, impressed.

“You don’t have a cat?” Yunho asked.

“No. I just moved here recently and had to dip into my savings to do it. Maybe when I have a bit more money for vet bills and stuff like that I’ll get one.”

He nodded. “Do you miss your parents’ cats?”

“They send me pictures and videos, hold on.” You pulled out your phone and went to your album of just cat media. “My dad sends most of it.”

San smiled.

You showed them about a dozen photos and videos of the cats.

“What are their names?”

You showed them a picture of all five of them curled up on a bed. “That’s Porky, she’s gone now, her son Beanie. And that’s Betty, Minnie, and Don, no relation.”

“Where’d they get the names from?”

“My dad names them. Minnie and Betty are from Minnie Mouse and Betty Boop, and Pork and Beans are obvious. And Don is: ‘He looks like a Don.’”

San zoomed in on Don’s face. “Huh. He does look like a ‘Don.’”

“Right?”

“Let me see?” Yunho asked. 

You showed him the picture.

He looked at it for a few moments. “He really does look like a ‘Don.’”

“My dad is a genius namer, honestly.” You laughed and put your phone away.

Yunho laughed. “So, what were you guys going to do? Aside from hanging out with Byeol?”

“Watch a couple movies, probably.” San answered.

“We could put one on now,” you offered. “I normally watch TV while I eat.”

“Yeah, we could do that.” San smiled.

“Oh, I’ll get the picture of Byeol before you turn the lights off.” 

You leaned over and took a couple pictures of her while she was eating. She seemed to know you were taking pictures and tried to run away, but San smooshed her into the floor so she couldn’t leave and she accepted her fate of having her picture taken. 

You flipped through them quickly to make sure at least one was good. “Okay, now we can watch them.”

San laughed softly as he pet Byeol and let her go.

Chinese food boxes littered the table as the third movie winded down. Yunho was already asleep on the couch, while you and San sat on the floor. Byeol was curled up in your lap. 

You looked at your phone. “Fuck, it’s late.”

San squinted at the time you showed him, the light blinding him momentarily. “Oh, wow. When did that happen?”

“Somewhere during the third movie,” you laughed softly.

He smiled at you.

You leaned over to Byeol. “Okay, bestie, I have to go now.”

Mrrp? Was her question as she picked up her head.

“Yep, ‘mrrp’.”

Mrrp.

“Mhm, ‘mrrp’.”

San chuckled at you.

You started to get up, hoping she would get the point. “I gotta go, Mrrp.”

Byeol yawned a big yawn and stood, stretching her back with a Halloween-cat arch and walked away to investigate her food bowl.

“Wowww, good job.”

San laughed. 

You stood and stretched.

“Wowww, good job,” San mimicked you. 

You doubled over in silent laughter.

Yunho groaned in his sleep and rolled over to face the back of the couch.

You and San looked at each other and you pointed at the door. You walked over to get your shoes and San followed you.

“That was close,” you whispered as you put your shoes on.

“Yeah.” San started putting his shoes on.

“What are you doing?”

“Walking you home?”

“Wha-- oh, you don’t have to.”

“You don’t live that far away. You walk to the café, right?”

“Yeah… But I’m in the other direction.”

“Listen, I can’t just send you out by yourself this late at night. The neighborhood is pretty safe, but I still wouldn’t feel okay doing it.”

You thought for a moment and nodded. “Okay.”

“It’s sort of a cute neighborhood at night.” You said as the two of you walked.

“Yeah, it’s not so metropolitan that it’s lost its sense of romance.”

You hummed in agreement.

“So… why’d you move out here?”

You laughed. “Oh, so that’s why you wanted to walk me home.”

He chuckled. “Well, I might as well take advantage of being able to talk to you outside of work, right? And without a sleeping giant nearby.”

You exhaled a laugh.

“Though, I really am walking you home because I just can’t send a woman out by herself this late in good conscience.”

You nodded. “I understand. Attacks can happen anywhere.”

He nodded in agreement.

“And you’re a nice dude, so I can’t imagine you just letting someone walk home on their own.”

He smiled.

“Also, didn’t we talk about this already? When we were at Yeosang’s place?”

“Did we?” You nodded. 

“Um… I might not remember it all because I was a little drunk.”

“Ahh…” You nodded.

He laughed softly. “Sorry.”

“Good thing it’s an easy answer,” you chuckled. “So… I do like where I was born… but I just got bored I guess? Like… everyone is getting married and most of the people I knew had married each other, so I suddenly had like no one to hang out with. Especially when they started having kids.”

“Ahh yeah,” he snapped his fingers, “I remember you said that. Your mid-20s: everyone starts pairing off and doing serious Adult Stuff.”

“Yeah, like they all got together and decided they were doing The Next Step of life or something and I wasn’t invited to the meeting.”

San nodded.

“And it’s like… it’s not like I don’t want to do that, it’s just… I didn’t have anyone to progress to that stage in my life with, you know?”

He nodded again.

“And I’m not just going to marry someone I can barely stand because I want security or kids or anything like that - which is what I’m pretty sure a few girls I went to school with did - I’d have to really love someone to want to get married to them, you know?”

He nodded again.

“Like… if you’re going to spend the rest of your life with someone you should really love them. People who don’t just… become miserable or get divorced.” You shook your head, “I’d rather be alone than be married for the wrong reasons.”

“I feel like I know what you mean.”

“Yeah?”

“Yeah.”

“Did all your friends start getting married?”

“Well, I don’t talk to anyone from school anymore, except for Seonghwa hyung. But I imagine that most of them have gotten married by this point.”

You nodded. “You and Seonghwa know each other from school? That’s cool.”

He smiled. “Yeah, we met when he was seventeen and I was sixteen.”

“And you’ve been friends ever since?”

“Mhm.”

“That’s cool.”

The conversation lulled for a bit as the two of you enjoyed the night air.

“Do you like living here?” San asked.

“Yeah, I reconnected with Yeosang and made some new friends, so, I’m having a pretty good time.”

He smiled.

“Just don’t any of you get married any time soon.”

He laughed and shook his head.

You stopped at the stoop of your building. “Well, this is me.”

He looked at it, pretending to be confused. “I didn’t know you were a building as well. You have so many jobs.”

You laughed and narrowed your eyes at him. “Cute.”

He smiled. “Text me that you got upstairs okay?”

You looked at the building. “Because these elevators are so treacherous these days.”

He exhaled a laugh. “Humor me?”

You smiled. “Fine. I’ll let you know that I got upstairs okay.”

He nodded. “Good night.”

“Night.” You laughed as you turned and walked into the building.

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[theoceanoasis]

Ohhh where's Optimus taking cat!Hot Rod and cat!Soundwave? Can we get a part two to that please?

On the way to the airport Soundwave was yowling and biting at the cage. When he looked over he could see the rage in his eyes.

"You didn't have to go, you chose this."

Of course he didn't listen. Continuing to try and free himself. With a sigh he parked the car and opened his bag.

Inside were sleeping pills for pets. He didn't want to give them to either cat. However Soundwave was determined to get out and would probably try to crash the plane in retaliation.

Of course he knew the cat wasn't going to eat the pill at least not without force. Glancing at the time. He was relieved he decided to come here early because this was going to take awhile.

It took a long time. The moment he opened the cage Soundwave launched himself at him. Hot Rod tried to stop him as he grabbed the cat by the back of his neck. The two then struggled with him trying to push the pill into his mouth and Soundwave fighting back.

By the time he was done he'd been scratched and bitten all over. Both of his hands were bleeding and he was exhausted.

After he gave Soundwave his pill. He scooped Hot Rod up before he could fight back and shoved it down his throat.

He felt a little bad being rough with his own cat. However he was the one who decided to mate with Unicrons incarnate.

When he glanced at the time he cursed. Despite being early he was now behind schedule because it had taken so long.

He rushed inside the airport and luckily managed to make it just in time.

When the plane landed he grabbed Hot Rod and Soundwave, who were just starting to wake up. Soundwave was sleepily glaring at him and he laughed. Even on drugs he still looked angry.

He rented a car and got insurance because of Soundwave. He wouldn't be surprised if he intentionally ruined the car in retaliation.

He looked around the neighborhood trying to find the right house. Feeling excited for Hot Rod knowing he was going to like the surprise.

When he found the right house he parked and looked at the two cats who were now awake. Hot Rod was looking around in excitement and Soundwave was still trying to free himself.

Grabbing the cats he stepped outside and knocked on the door.

"Optimus?"

"Yes and you must be Brainstorm?"

The man nodded letting them inside.

"My cat should be around here somewhere."

He opened the crate and Soundwave slowly walked out with Hot Rod behind him.

"I thought you only has one cat."

"That Unicron spawn of a cat right there is not mine. My cat just has horrible taste."

Brainstorm laughed and he watched Hot Rod look around sniffing the air, curious about where he was.

There was a meow nearby and Brainstorm reached down picking up his own cat and putting him near Hot Rod.

The two cats tensed their fur puffing up slightly as they stared at each other. Soundwave looked about ready to intervene in case the other cat attacked. Hot Rod slowly walked forward as the two smelled each other.

He nervously watched worried Hot Rod would be rejected. When the other cats tail stuck up and then he began enthusiastically licking Hot Rod and meowing.

"Looks like Perceptor remembers his kitten."

Hot Rod pressed against his carrier in excitement. The two of them speaking in a language they couldn't understand. Although they could tell they were both happy to be reunited.

[tashacee]

Yay permission to yell about the fic!

Alright three things:

1. Wild's feelings about his failure or not living up to expectations. Hooo boy some of the heroes are going to have words about that. Wind (who wasn't considered worthy until he literally glued the Triforce of Courage back together himself), Legend (may have saved the Wind Fish but doomed an entire dream world in the process. Also knows Ravio, who's a bit of a failed hero in the context of his story) and Time (had to be put to sleep for seven years to wield the Master Sword, and then gets treated like none of that happened afterwards) in particular come to mind.

2. Wild: omg they can't see me without my mask on or they'll hate me 🥺 Wind: Dude, you could look like a Chuchu jelly for all I care if you keep cooking like this I will love you forever. (He would love Wild even if he couldn't cook, I mean just look at the sad little meow meow)

3. Spirit mentioned! (I too have fallen for the propaganda) This is an Aspects thing, but if they do manage to "fix" the Aspect, I want some of the heroes to demand he wear it whenever they meet a new hero because "we went through it and so they have to now too (also it will be funny)". Then when they meet Spirit they're all like "hello we are all eight blonde guys named link and this seven foot tall cat man also named link"

:D :D :D :D

okay SO

1 - OHHH YEAH. Wild has a LOT of of internalised guilt over things that were not his fault and his brothers are going to have things to say about that. So many of them have thought at ssome point that they aren't worthy and they all are working on accepting that actually? They are worthy and deserve better.

There are gonna be a lot of hugs.

2 - Wind loves Wild. He loves his cool new brother. Today's chapter is gonna have a Wind bonding section and i can't wait because. These boys are just the most brother, your honour. I love them.

3 - Spirit is wonderful and i love him. I actually have PLANS for how he will make an appearance in Aspects (it is HAPPENING) and i cannot WAIT.

I'm so glad you've enjoyed!

[blossoming-mind-palace]

I just realised that if Mei likes cats, what would happen if Cheongmyeong turned into a cat? Or what if she didn't know and just thought he was in isolation training or something, and she adopts the random cat!

I actually wrote and drew something for this-

“Oh! Hello there, I haven't seen you before,” Chung Mei cautiously greets the mysterious new feline that's suddenly appeared on the sect grounds. She keeps track of all of the cats in the area and takes care of them, so she's 100% certain this one is new. Chung Mei squats and sticks her hand out for him to sniff her.

Instead of hissing or sniffing, the black cat just stares at her for a second and then meows really loudly. This is odd behavior for a cat that's meeting someone new, and it’s doing this because he isn't actually a cat or meeting someone new. He's Chung Myung, and he's somehow magically turned into a cat. He keeps meowing in an attempt to talk to Chung Mei. “Oh, you're a talkative one! Can I pet you, sweetie?” She asks before reaching out to pet the area between his ears. He lets her pet him without hesitation, and Chung Mei finds it weird how a cat she just met is being so familiar with her. Chung Myung is surprised by how nice her petting feels and lets her continue.

“Do you have an owner?” “Mrrow!” “Ah, I see,” Chung Mei doesn't actually understand what he said, but acts like she does. ‘Does she always try to converse with her cats like this?’ Chung Myung asks himself. He can't tell if she's doing it due to loneliness thanks to Chung Myung's absence or if she's lost her mind. It may even be a mix of both. The black cat nudges his head into the palm of her hand, and she scratches behind his ear. Chung Myung keeps attempting to talk to her, but all that comes out of his tiny mouth are a handful of meows. 

“I'm sorry, sweetie. I don't know what you want. Can I pick you up and take a look at you?” She asks politely as if he could verbally answer. She gently picks him up from under his arms, and he does nothing to stop her. This adds to her assumption that this cat is very familiar with humans and isn't afraid of them. 

Chung Mei holds him above her head so she can examine his stomach and chest for any wounds, ticks, or anomalies. “Everything looks healthy, and you're so calm! What a good boy!” She praises him while holding him like a baby. Normally, cats would freak out if a random stranger held them like this, but this is Chung Myung, who loves to get spoiled by her. She decides he deserves some more praise, so Chung Mei scratches under his chin, and he purrs loudly. ‘Yes, praise me more!’ Chung Myung thinks and shamelessly indulges in the attention he's getting. He should be finding a way to turn back into a human, but being pampered for a little longer wouldn't hurt, right?

“One more thing… you have chubby tomcat cheeks, so if my assumptions are right…” Chung Mei trails off before holding him up again and lifting his fluffy tail slightly. She gets a look before he starts trying to wriggle out of her grasp. “Sorry, sorry! I'll put you down now,” she tries to calm him down with her soft tone and gently places him back in his feet.

“Ah, that's a problem, though. We have enough cats as it is. I'll have to take you to the med-” she starts thinking out loud, but stops when she notices his eyes grow wide and his fur begins to puff up as if he understood what she was saying. “Ohhh, what a big fluffy tail! Very scary!” Her baby voice contradicts her last statement. She's not scared at all; in fact, all she wants to do right now is touch his tail. She knows he's not in the mood for that, so she holds herself back.

“Don't worry, we can wait on all of that,” his body language starts to relax when he hears he won't be taking a trip to Mount Hua's makeshift vet anytime soon. Chung Mei holds out her hand to see if he's okay with her touching him again. He presses his head against her hand, so she starts pampering him with more scratches and affectionate coos.

She pulls away for a second and undoes the ribbon that once held her hair together. Chung Myung watches as her long hair falls, and she inches closer to him. Chung Mei wraps the pink ribbon around his neck and ties it into a lovely bow. “Wow, what a handsome man!” She smiles, and the tip of the cat's tail moves from side to side. It shows her that he's pleased with her praises. Meanwhile, Chung Myung enjoys getting his ego boosted and relishes in Chung Mei's compliments.

He turns and confidently shows off his new look as if he's giving her a private fashion show, and Chung Mei softly claps at him. “What's going on over here?” Baek Cheon asks while walking up to her and her new friend. Her senior brother and sister are both here to check things out, so Chung Mei decides to show them her new friend. She picks him up and holds him like a baby again, and he starts purring. “Look, I found a new one!” Chung Mei excitedly shows them the long-haired feline and smiles from ear to ear.

“Your ability to befriend any animal you come across amazes me,” Yu Iseol comments in her usual monotone voice. Chung Mei likes showing and introducing her to any new animal they come across, so this is nothing new. “He's really friendly! Hold your hand out, sago,” Chung Mei gets closer to her senior sister, and Yu Iseol slowly brings her fingers up to the cat's face. He sniffs her but doesn't have much of a reaction towards her. Yu Iseol pets between his ears and he purrs, but it's not as loud as when Chung Mei gives him attention.

“Can I try?” Baek Cheon asks when Yu Iseol pulls away. Chung Mei nods, and he proceeds to lift his hand. The cat doesn't sniff him, so he tries petting him. A paw swats at Baek Cheon's hand when he starts scratching the cat, so Chung Mei pulls the feline away. “Ah, you must've petted him the wrong way.”

“But I did the same thing-” Baek Cheon is cut off by a subtle growl. ‘She's right, and I don't want you to pet me! I want Chung Mei to pet me again!’ Chung Myung thinks while glaring at Baek Cheon with slitted pupils.

“... Did he just growl at me?”

“Naughty!” Chung Mei's words once again contradict with her tone. Her words reprimand him, but she's still using the baby voice she uses with most animals. The cat's ears flatten after hearing this, and he looks up at her with disdain. “You can't growl and swat at people. It's bad manners, little guy,” she continues, but Chung Myung couldn't give less of a shit.

“He has quite the temper when compared to your other cats,” Baek Cheon sighs while keeping eye contact with him. The cat is still staring him down like a hawk. “Maybe he just doesn't like men, and that's why Yu Iseol and I can touch him,” Chung Mei guesses and starts rubbing the cat's cheeks. Chung Myung closes his eyes and starts purring again. “Maybe. Well, good luck with your new friend,” Baek Cheon says before turning and walking off. Yu Iseol gives the cat one more scratch before following him.

“Are you hungry, handsome man?” Chung Mei asks. The cat meows and nods anxiously. ‘What the fuck? That's not normal. Oh, well, maybe I'm hallucinating again,’ Chung Mei thinks before carrying him to her room. Meanwhile, Chung Myung is excited, because Chung Mei prepares good quality food for anyone or anything she takes care of. After she opens the door, she sits him on her bed and starts looking for a small plate. She finds a clean one with the rest of her cat supplies, and puts dried meat on it. Chung Mei places it on the ground and the cat almost flies towards it.

“Good god, you're like a vacuum,” she says while watching him inhale his food. When he's done, he looks up at her in confusion towards what she just said and thinks,’what the hell is a vacuum?’ Chung Mei walks off, lays in her bed and starts patting her lap. “Pss pss pss, c'mere!” She calls for him, and he wastes no time to get on her plush lap. 

She scratches his butt and, like most cats, he raises it in the air. ‘Why does that feel so good?’ Chung Myung thinks before she removes her hand. She starts rubbing his back as he gets comfortable in her lap, and she makes her way up to his head. “You're so soft… Oh? You want to be held again?” Chung Mei asks when he stands on his hind legs and lays his front paws on her shoulders. “Such a sweet boy! It's like you're trying to hug me,” She smiles before wrapping her arms around him and laying on her back. 

She holds him like a teddy bear before speaking,”I'm glad you showed up. I was getting bored and lonely since Chung Myung left.” ‘Oh? I have fuel for our next banter,’ Chung Myung thinks, and he'd be lying if he said hearing that didn't make his insides flutter. He starts kneading on her chest and purrs louder. Thanks to the weight on her chest and the relaxing purring, Chung Mei starts to doze off, and Chung Myung does the same thing.

-

In the middle of the night, Chung Mei wakes up to something very heavy laying on top of her. ‘The hell? The cat wasn't that heavy, was he?’ She thinks and starts feeling around for the cat that was on her chest. Her eyes shoot open when she realizes it's not a cat, but a human man lying on top of her.

When she realizes who is lying on top of her, she nudges him to see if he's awake. “Chung Myung, Chung Myung! Are you awake?” She asks, and he slowly raises his head. He rests his chin on her chest and yawns before rubbing his eyes open. “What?” He whines. ‘Shit, he looks cute. Now I feel bad for waking him up,’ Chung Mei thinks and starts rubbing circles on his back.

“When did you come in here?” “I dunno,” he replies groggily and rests his cheek on her chest. “That's weird. You weren't supposed to return for a while - wait, where's my cat?” “What cat?” Chung Myung asks. He's going to play stupid because how the hell would he explain what just happened? There's no way she'd believe he just randomly turned into a cat for a day. 

“The big black fluffy one with my ribbon around his neck! He was laying on my chest before I fell asleep,” she softly explains and tries not to get too loud despite her excitement. “He probably ran out when I came in. Now, go back to sleep,” he tries to deter her in his low, sleepy voice and hopes that she won't catch on to what happened. 

“Hm, alrighty then. Good night,” she says before kissing him on the forehead and laying her head back down. She closes her eyes and runs her finger tips up and down his back, but when they get high enough to reach his neck, she feels something wrapped around it. She grabs it, and it feels distinctly like a bow. “... Chung Myung, is that my ribbon or yours?” “You ask too many questions. Now, go back to sleep!”

[beevean]

You know I actually think that Lisa flat out forgetting the fact that she had begged Dracula not to commit genocide, just so that she and him can have their happy ending, is actually far more problematic than any case of fridging from the games

Of course fridging a female character just to further a male character's story is absolutely wrong, but N!Lisa's very personality and character motivation for even loving Dracula in the first place (ie:the fact that he still had some good in him and the possibility for him to learn to coexist peacefully with humans) got completely flipped over their head just so that her husband could get an (undeserved) happy ending

The former sacrifices the character's life, the latter destroys their literal character

It essentially treats Lisa as Dracula's "reward" for...doing all the fucked up things that he did. It's an actual, textual example of objectifying a female character

I noticed some time ago that the show doesn't really judge Dracula's action morally, only logically.

Even the most Alucard can say is that it's a shame that his father won't use his genius and knowledge for good because the CHURCH BAD has pushed him to do evil, or that his victory would lead to an empty world. He never points out how utterly disrespectful Dracula is being to his wife's (Alucard's mother) memory: she wanted to help mankind, she (allegedly) cared about mankind, and he's honoring her by exterminating her own species that she wanted to help and heal. That is fucked up, and it shows that Dracula may have loved Lisa, but he did not respect her for who and what she was. But the story only beats you over the head with how stupid and shortsighted and self-destructive Dracula's mass slaughter is, eventually warping it to "ohhh he's just trying to kill himself the long way around 🥺 poor depressed little meow meow 🥺" yeah sure uhhhhh his demons ate babies and he was willing to let vampires starve to death as a price to literally kill everyone. If he only wanted to kill himself, nothing stopped him from stepping into the sun.

I also pointed out how Lisa shows no concern at all for her own son, not thinking about him in her last moments of her life, gleefully leaving him to his grief once she comes back to life (which is one of the parts in NFCV that personally insult me). Why? Because it's all about Dracula. In SoTN, Lisa talks to Alucard, she wants him to do the right thing, and only at the end she expresses her love for her husband - love, not "please stop my hubby from committing genocide because I know he will". Sure, painting Lisa as some sort of cross between Jesus and the Virgin Mary isn't exactly peak female representation because women are not inherently pure saints, but you know, it's still better than Lisa being written as the spineless wife of the Devil and a shitty deadbeat mother while still meant to be seen as this kindhearted person and Dracula's only morality chain!

I really, really am uncomfortable with how whitewashed Dracula is, and how this reflects on the other characters.

And yes, the end really is sick from this point of view. I keep bitching about Lenore and Isaac's "redemption arcs", because one is still the callous abuser she was in S3 behind all the "bonding" and the other woke up one day and decided to become a hero but more or less only to feel good about himself and his life. But Dracula... didn't even go through that. He didn't even pretend to change, or realize he was in the wrong. He died only lamenting that he was killing his boy! That was what broke him! He was horrified that he was about to kill "Lisa's greatest gift to him"! Which sure, it's a wholesome sentiment, but he didn't even have the time to think that maybe his plan was just fucked up from the start. And he gets a saccharine good ending on a silver platter? Lisa is just forgetting that she died with the fear that her husband would kill everyone in her name, screaming to please not hurt her because Dracula is worse than Satan?

It really feels like he was a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, and Lisa was the pacifier stuffed in his mouth to keep him calm. There, wife back, now stop being evil. Not because he had a change of heart, but because he got what he wanted.

That ending is objectively awful under so many aspects, from a characterization and lore standpoints, and I know it was shoved there only as a response to backlash to S3's bleakness. No thematic relevance whatsoever - Isaac's comment that Hector shouldn't bring Dracula back because he has earned his rest feels like the remains of a first draft in retrospect. It's just "yay everyone not named Hector lives happily ever after <3 only good feels all around <3"

[yanderepuck]

Part TWO of what I think is 12 of the smut prompt wheel. We've got the man I hate the most. BUT BC OF THAT I THINK YOU GUYS DONT LIKE ASKING FOR HIM

I actually LOVE writing smut for Arthur even tho I think he's hella vanilla and relies on a strong dick game. Man is also a cuck. BUT THATS NONE OF WHAT THIS IS ALRIGHT. But yeah, send me some Arthur some time. I actually like writing smut of the poor meow meow

Here's yaoi hand man

Prompt: him using toys on you-

"Love, I said I needed some time alone."

"Hmm, well I want attention."

You rest your chin on top of his head as he sits at his desk. He's been working, no, trying to work on something. He's been stuck for a while and before that has barely taken a break.

If he won't take a break, then you might as well force him to.

"I'm serious," he leans forward to start writing again.

"And so am I," you grab his shoulders and pull him back.

Arthur groans. He's not finding your cute teasing laughter appealing right now.

"I just need a few more hours-"

"Fiiine," you sigh loudly and dramatically. You start dragging your feet to the door. "I'll see if anyone else cares that I'm not wearing underwear. Theo said something about-whoa!"

Suddenly your arm got pulled back and you're in Arthur's arms. Holding your arm to stay in place he grabbed your jaw to have you look up at him.

You give him a playful smirk. "Someone is interested," you tease.

"You're being a brat," he squishes your cheeks with his hand.

"Who? Me? I could- ohhh!"

The hair at the nape of your neck was tugged and you couldn't help but moan.

You press your body against him the best you can, practically humping him as you stand. "Maybe you should give your toys more attention," you purr and with your free hand, loop your finger around his belt loop, keeping him close to you.

What could you say, you're horny. You get a little rowdy when it gets this bad.

He lets your arm go and quickly pulls up your skirt. You were right, you aren't wearing any underwear.

"You're so naughty," he smirks and two fingers thrust into you with no warning. If it wasn't for his hold on your hair you might have fallen with the way your knees buckled.

"Maybe my toy does need attention," he has you walk backwards. Fingers staying knuckle deep until he pushes you on the bed

He quickly gets his clothes as you wrestle to get yours off. He's on top of you, kissing you roughly the moment he's finished.

As you move farther onto the bed, he crawls after you, never leaving your lips until his fingers thrust into you again. Once your lips part, his free hand wrapped around your neck, pushing you down onto the bed.

Your moans don't stop. He makes sure to get between your legs so that you can't close them as his fingers thrust into you harder.

Your body squirms, your hips buck up, your hands dig into the sheets under you. You start whining. It feels so good but it's not what you want.

"Ar-Arthur!" your legs try closing as his fingering gets rougher.

With all the force and strength he's using, he suddenly stops, staying knuckle deep. You look up at him, panting. You didn't get the cum but his fingers so wonders.

However.

You still feel bratty. You aren't satisfied just yet. Your whole face changes. You go from a panting messy submissive, to a cocky brat with a smirk.

"Is that all you got?"

Arthur frowns, clearly upset at the teasing. "You want to be a brat? I'll treat you like a brat."

He smirks as he sits on your lap. Leaning over he grabs his ascot on his night stands and grabs each of your arms to tie them, then tying them to the headboard.

Once he is done he gets off of you and starts going through his dresser. When you look over you can tell what drawer it is. The drawer with all the toys in it.

"I think I'm going to have to gag you for this one," he chuckles and walks over holding a vibrator you haven't seen before.

Just by looking, you swear it's bigger than him, at least thicker. By seeing your eyes go wide he can tell you're a little nervous.

"No worries, love. I'll make sure it fits."

You start squirming again as he gets back on the bed.

"No no! I'm sorry! I'll behave! I want you!"

"Brats don't get rewarded, silly," he chuckles, sounded light hearted. "But it is ribbed so you should enjoy that."

He gets your legs spread open once again and starts sliding the vibrator into you. You pull on the fabric around your hands and moan.

"Arthur!" The two fingers he used couldn't have prepped you for this, but that's partially why it felt so good.

Your hips lift off the bed again as he slides it in as far as it will go.

There's still a good amount of it sticking out and he gives it a few pushes, having it hit your cervix. Each time you let out a pitiful whine.

"Now don't get too used to this," he turns it on all the way.

"Ohhh!" Your body squirms more.

Arthur sits back and smirks, watching his brat be reduced to a moaning mess. "Breaking toys is so much fun."

He gets up and your legs immediately close, rubbing together, and lifting your hips off the bed.

"Can't have that," he tsks and grabs rope from the same drawer in his dresser. Making a semi loose knot around each of your ankles, then tying them to each to the posts at the foot of the bed.

"Ar-Arthur!" you keep squirming, but he's gotten insanely good at knots.

He leans over you, and presses the vibrator into you again, making sure it didn't push out any.

"Yes, love?"

He has that shit eating grin on his face.

"Ung-ohhh! Ahh ahh!" the vibrator being pushed again and again gets you seeing stars.

"That's what I thought," he pushes hair out of your face and stands back up, going back to his desk, not bothering to put his clothes back on.

"Maybe once I have this finished, you'll have learned your lesson."

~~

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[theangelsheardyou]

At the hospital rn so here are some headcanons of bsd men with cats

Chuuya:

- *cat meows* *he meows back*

- likes cats that are chubby

- if someone so much as says "heck" in front of his beautiful little baby he will go on a rampage

- "WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAS BEEN SWEARING IN FRONT OF MY LITTLE GIRL"

- absolutely spoils the shit out of his cat

- BTW it's a black one with elegant green eyes and she's a total bitch but that's why he loves her

- same spoiled rich bitch energy

- they were made for each other

- he def rants about dazai to her

- idk abt a name yet but I'm thinking he'd name her something fancy like a type of wine or an author of an old book he likes or smth

- they look like they judge people together

- they absolutely do

- if you think ur safe no u are not

- she does not like dazai AT ALL

- whenever he sees her he tries to be friendly and even give her treats but she just hisses or ignores him

- *dazai enters chuuyas apartment (uninvited)* heya Eleanor!

Eleanor: *hisses*

Dazai: okay! :D

Dazai:

- ohhh dazai's cat would absolutely despise him

- it's not really his cat, it just kinda keeps coming back to him for food

- whenever he tries to be affectionate with it it just hisses or bites him

- but it still keeps coming back the next day

- hmmmm sounds like a certain someone

- he also gets the shittest cat foods ever

- "heyyyy I hope you like this new tuna I got ya!!! It's chocolate flavored :)"

- the cat will def vomit on his shoes

- it's happened more often than u think

- BTW it's an orange tabby that he likes cause it's mean and orange and reminds him of someone

- GEE I WONDER WHO

Fyodor:

- fyodor has the most spoiled snooty ass little Persian cat in the whole entire world

- it looks exactly like the ones you see in cartoons

- she's all white with pretty blue eyes and a nice little collar that costs like 10,000 in usd

- I can also see him with a cat like chuuyas, u know the ones villains in movies usually have

- tje black pointy slender ones

- you'd walk into his lair or smth and it's all dark and it's just him in his chair facing you and caressing the cat on his lap

- me next me next ME NEXT ME NE

- it also acts like his own personal spy, by lurking around his enemies (dazai) and finding out all sorts of dirt on them (his love for chuuya) and bringing them to fyodor for him to exploit (putting a hand on his forehead and eyes going "the gays are at it again")

Nikolai:

- your friendly neighborhood animal abuser😝

- u know that cat from the start of princess and the frog???

- the one that lottie had when she was a kid???

- yea it's like that

- bro torments the SHIT out of that poor kitty (mine next please please)

- he would come home and just throw it into the air as a greeting

- his ceiling is covered in cat scratches from every time he's done it

- atp he would just randomly go "Hey where nikolai junior???" Like he's Phineas and Ferb looking for perry meanwhile his poor tortured cat is hiding from him somewhere

- he would bring that thing everywhere

- airport, barbers, hospital, restaurant, PRISON

- "sir you can't have pets in here" "awww why not :((((" "because this is a correctional facility"

- he'd be with the gang😎 and sigma jus goes "nikolai....what's in your shirt???" And he's like wdym?? And sigma goes "it's...meowing?? What have you got in there???" And nikolai has to answer very carefully bc of all the times fyodor has told him NOT TO BRING HIS GODDAMN CAT INTO THEIR MEETINGS so he just smiles sweatily and says "drugs" which for him is honestly way more believable but fyodor just sighs

Anyway that's all I got for now wish me luck at the hoptal guys :DDD

[starfoundnight]

Part 2

Yakuza boss!Sukuna x chubby!Reader

Warning: alcohol. I think that's all, have a good life <3

You waved goodbye to sukuna and went back into the Cafe. 'Weird how there were no customers today, I guess because it's a Sunday but I swear I've heard the name sukuna before I just don't know where...' you finish up cleaning the kitchen and the Cafe.

You grab the envelope and sit down with a cat. "Let's hope this isn't a threat" you talk to the cat on your lap only to hear a 'meow' as a response. You open the envelope and take a piece of paper with four words "I'll be coming back" you chuckle.'Why couldn't he just tell me this himself?' You put the letter down and head back to your home.

Next morning

You get to your Cafe a little bit late seeing a tall man "you're late y/n" you look upto see sukuna "well morning to you as well sukuna" you open the Cafe and let the tall man in first "morning" he grumbles out while walking pass you "would you like a black coffee?" You say while getting the Cafe ready for the day. "Yeah" "okay I'll get it your drink started"

you go back to the kitchen and make his drink and sit with him on the fluffy rug "can I pet that cat?" He points to the chubby cat that's sleeping "haha sure I'll go grab her for you" you walk over to her and pick her up like a baby "morning marshmallow" you pet the cat hearing it purr and gently handing it to sukuna "she's still waking up so she's gonna be really lazy" you see sukuna lay the cat on the floor and just rub her stomach "I love fat cats...they are so much cuter when they're big...so much softer, I can't help but want to keep them forever" you smile softly "do you own any cats?" He looks upto you and shakes his head "I'll accidently make the cat too fat for its own good and spoil it too much, that's why I come here"

You spend the whole morning talking to sukuna and then he got up to leave he gave you some money "keep the tip" He gave you a soft smile and left. Waving bye to sukuna and going back into the Cafe grabbing marshmallow "being fat...makes you cute, wonder if he thinks I'm cute as well" you blush and hug the cat.

You get up from the rug and see a small piece of paper on the table looking at it you see his number 'I thought I gave him my number what the...' then you read "I tried to call but you didn't put your whole number on my hand" 'ohhh whoops didn't mean to' you message the number "sorry I was really nervous" then customers started to come in, it's always old people who come in here.

The day went by smoothly and as the day was about to finish you hear your phone vibrate "meet me at the ***** club tmr at 9pm, if u want" you smile "okay! Should I dress up?" "If you want to, I'd love to see you in a dress" you blush and accidentally slam the phone down on the bench "woah..."

Next day

You wake up to your alarm and then go back to sleep for another 2 hours. When you finally wake up the day goes by normally and you start to get ready to meet with sukuna at 7. You're deciding on which dress to wear. You picked (whatever dress your comfortable with but I'll just say a short black dress) with a little bit of makeup on and a pear necklace and your hair style as (whatever style you like). You put your heels on and went out with your cute little purse.

You went to wait in line but a guard saw you and asked for your name "I'm y/n?" He ask you to follow him and he takes you to the v.i.p section "y/n come take a seat" you heard sukunas voice more clearer and a bit louder and more confident too "Hey sukuna!" You went over to sit next to him "y/n, do you have any idea who I am?" You nod your head "Yeah, your sukuna" He shakes his head and leans in closer while pulling you closer to him by your waist "my name is ryomen sukuna, the yakuza boss who runs this part of town"

You look upto him clueless "Good job? I'm not sure how to react, sorry" He smiles softly and orders drinks for the both of you "are you a light weight drinker?" You nod your head "Yeah I am actually I can get really drunk pretty easily" He hands you a drink "if you get drunk ill take care of you until you're sober again, I promise" you out your pinky up "pinky promise, and if you break this promise you can't come into my cafe anymore" He chuckles "well now I really have to"

The night goes by with you getting drunker by the second "Kuna..." you lay your head on him and hug his arm "your...really, what's it called? Hot! That's the word" you giggle. Then you black out from all the alcohol you drank.

Part 3 will round it all up and I'll make that the last part, thank you for reading!

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epic for the ask gameeee

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okay context:

blorbo: mmm this is hard. they're all my blorbos so im just gonna go with favorite character who doesn't fit the other categories. probably Circe or Hermes. Circe is my phone's lock screen and i have a video of me falling off a scooter while singing Dangerous soooo I'd say I think about both of them pretty often

scrunkly: Telemachus ❤️

scrimblo bimblo: EURYLOCHUS

glup: since reading pjo. definitely apollo

poor little meow meow: ahhh crap im thinking eurylochus for this one too but i don't wanna do the same person for two. maybe Calypso?? bc as a person ehhh no thank u friend. but as a character i love her and how epic portrays her. she pretty too tbh. and her songs' instrumentals.

horse plinko: odysseus. i write fics for epic (none published YET) and ohhh trust me i am NOT taking the suffering from him. he gets small momenta of fluff with Penelope and that's it

eeby deeby: Poseidon.