#oh yeah... the bill pic... i got you ford

[shirou-chan12]

Tate just wanted to drink his chocolate milk in peace

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The original 👇

[crystallinearts]

sooooooo... I know Gravity Falls fandom is dead, but like....................

based on one of my REALLY old pics in which Caryn had caught Bill in a dreamcatcher after he returned

the joke was that Stan and Ford visited and Ford was like “oh... hi Ma... I see you’ve met Bill...” and Caryn was like “Stanford Pines you are GROUNDED” and he was like “ok yeah that’s fair”

and since I’m a sucker for redemption arcs (may or may not be writing a whole ass Bill redemption fic, OOOPS) and recently got back into that Gravity Falls vibe, I thought it would be a neat idea if Caryn just........... kept Bill around, and tries to get him to behave

it’s ok if he doesn’t, he knows naughty triangles get put in the dreamcatcher

plus in my headcanon Caryn may be a fake psychic, but she’s a real medium and very in touch with spirituality and has Many tactics to keep Bill’s triangular rear in line, and Bill is genuinely interested in her company for some reason

might fuck around and make this into a real AU because I like the idea

as I always say, despite Bill being a horrible person, *Genie voice*, A FEW YEARS WITH MA PINES OUGHT TO CHILL HIM OUT!!

**please don’t tag as me/kin/etc., thank you!**

[trashxqueen]

Friends to Lovers (Richie Tozier x reader)

Request - Hello lovely! I just read your headcannon about dating Richie Tozier and it was sooooo cute! I loved it! Could you do an imagine about a friends to lovers with Richie? Like maybe they’re in high school and they’re both pining after each other but they don’t know the feeling is mutual so the losers set them up on a blind date and they both (Richie mostly) get all blushy and cute? Thank you sooo much and I hope you have a wonderful day! 💕

(A/n) Thank you!! I tried my best but I still haven’t written a lot of fanfiction so it’s kinda crappy sorry. I tried to write Bill’s stutter as best I could but I didn’t really know how so I hope it’s okay. Also I turned into a thing where like the reader doesn't know who shes going on a date with but Richie does, I’m sorry im terrible at this lmao.

(n/n - nickname)

y/n’s pov

Since day one, Richie Tozier and I have been the best of friends. We’ve done everything together and it’s always so much fun, between our weekly Saturday movie nights to waiting till the last possible moment to do science projects. He taught me how to play videos and ride a bike. We are inseparable.

The only problem is, I’ve been in love with him the entire time. Even though we aren’t together, he’s always made me feel special and happy. The only person that knew of my crush was my close friend Beverly Marsh.

“n/n you need to tell him how you feel! You obviously both love each other, he’s just too shy to say anything,” Beverly said sitting on her bed while you sat on her floor.

“Really Bev, Richie? Too shy? Literally two weeks ago in lunch he stood up on a chair and screamed the chorus of “Total Eclipse of the Heart” cause Eddie dared him to, he’s not too shy to do anything he just doesn’t like me like that.”

“You’re full of shit y/n but fine. If you truly believe he doesn’t like you then whatever. But I can’t stand to see you upset so I’m gonna set you up on a blind date tonight.”

“Please don’t, I’m perfectly happy ignoring my problems and also tonight is my movie night with Richie.”

Beverly rolled her eyes, “You can miss it just once, he’ll understand, please y/n, I won’t stop bothering you about this.”

“Fine! But I’m not going to like it and if he tries anything I will punch him.”

“That’s my girl! Now let’s go pick out some nice clothes for later.”

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Third person pov

Richie sat at home thinking about what he was going to do without y/n tonight. He’d just gotten a call from her saying she was going to have to miss movie night because she was going on a date; he was upset. He had been in love with her for so long but never thought she loved him back so he always kept quiet about it.

The doorbell began to ring so he went up to answer it given he was the only one home. As he opened the door, Bill, Ben and Eddie walked in and immediately began talking.

“Okay so you’re gonna take her to that Diner on Ford street and what the hell are you wearing you’re not wearing sweatpants on a date what is wrong with you-” Eddie began ranting before Richie cut him off.

“Eddie what the fuck are you talking about, I’m not going on a date with anyone I don’t even like anyone.”

“B-bullshit Richie, e-everyone knows you’ve liked y-y/n for f-forever,” Bill retorted, “A-also we’ve arranged for y-you to go on a date w-with y/n tonight.”

“Yeah but she doesn’t know it’s you, it’s gonna be a surprise, Bev planned it,” Ben stated.

“No, there’s no way I’m doing this! She doesn’t even like me, there’s no point and I’m just gonna embarrass myself and she’ll end up hating me,” Richie protested.

“Yeah well tough shit Richie. Beverly told Bill she liked you and she’s already agreed to the date. It doesn’t matter that she doesn’t know it’s you, she’ll be so happy when she sees you! You have to agree, how’s she gonna feel when she gets there and no one else is there huh? She’ll feel like shit, you have to go, you both have been pining after each other for years now so you’re going, end of story.” Eddie stated before walking into Richie’s room to look at the clothes in his closet.

“Fine, but if she hates me after this, this is on you guys,” Richie finally agreed walking into his room.

Ben and Bill smiled at each other before following Richie, getting him ready for later tonight.

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y/n’s pov

“Oh my god n/n you look so cute!” Beverly exclaimed smiling.

I looked at myself in the mirror and smiled. ( http://pic-collage.com/_tJGdT93e ) I did look pretty but I’d rather be wearing sweatpants and sitting next to Richie binge watching movies together. There was one time he put his arm around me and I melted.

“Thanks Bev, but do I have to do this?”

“Damn right you do. Just trust me I promise you’ll love it.”

I rolled my eyes and signed, “Fine, let’s go.”

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No one’s pov

Beverly and y/n pulled into the parking lot of the dinner and y/n got out nervously.

“Remember he’s wearing black dress pants, a white button up shirt, black tie and he has glasses,” Beverly said, “Have fun girly!”

y/n walked into the diner looking at all the tables looking for her “mystery date” until she settled on a familiar face.

“Richie is that you, why are you here?” She said looking at her best friend.

Richie looked up nervously blushing with some red roses in his hand.

“H-hey y/n, you look beautiful and I am here as your date,” he stared at y/n blushing furiously.

She looked at him in shock before smiling and sitting across from him.

“These are for you,” Richie said handing her the roses.

“Thanks Rich but, what’s going on?”

“Well,” Richie looked down at the table before continuing, “I really like you y/n, actually I think, wait no, I know I love you and I have been in love with you for forever. I-I guess Bill and Beverly knew and wanted to set us up. And oh my fuck you really do look so pretty tonight holy shit. You’re so kind and smart and funny and I’ve never loved anyone before but I know I love you. You- you’re my world and-”

y/n cut him off by placing her hand on his and looked at him softly.

“Rich, calm down you sound like Bill, I love you too and I’m so fucking happy to hear you feel the same, I’ve loved you since the day I met you,” y/n stared into his eyes before glancing down to his lips.

He looked back at her and began to smile before leaning in placing his lips on her own. It was a gentle soft kiss, that made the two of them melt.

“n/n will you be my girl?” Richie asked after pulling away.

“Of course I would,” she replied.

“Oh hell yeah!”

Richie and y/n looked across the diner to see Beverly, Ben, Eddie and Bill sitting together staring at the new couple. Eddie face was extremely red realizing he just blew the four’s cover and they all got up and ran out of the diner.

The couple returned their gazes to each other before laughing.

“Well this is a great start to a first date,” said the boy.

“It certainly is,” y/n replied lacing her fingers with Richie’s smiling softly at her new lover. The blushing couple leaned back in for another kiss before spending the night together.

[amydiddle-fanfiction]

April: Working at the Car Wash

.@gfhunklescalendar2017  (UNEDITED)

Ao3

A/N: The beginning of a year where once a month I post a fic based of this wonderful calendar. This pic by: @owlapinart (THIS ONE WAS LATE BY A WEEK AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. REAL LIFE GOT IN THE WAY OF MY SELF-CHALLENGE.)

It had started out as a nice, warm day in late April. The sun had been shining down on the world and, more importantly, the car that was parked in the large drive way. The once brilliant red was very clearly covered in dirt and dust. The sight of the dirt had spawned the idea of going out and giving the car a good old fashioned wash.

Now, Stanford was kind of regretting his agreement to help his twin with the task. How he had thought that they could do a simple task like washing a car was a mystery to him. He should have stayed inside. He should not be out here getting soaked by a man that could not hold a hose still.

The man glared at his brother when he felt the spray of water once again hit his head as he was wiping down the hood. Stanley was leaning against the car casually and letting the water fly up and over; soaking Ford for the third time since they had started this part of the wash.

Stanford looked down at the sponge in his hand and then at his twin’s elbow and then smirked. Stan was most likely keeping his full weight up on the slippery wet surface of the red car; it would be easy. With a clean motion, Ford made the sponge hit his brother’s arm and watched as Stan slide down to the ground.

“Oh fu-!”

Stan did not fall gracefully. The man tried to catch himself on the car but the soap covered surface was not the best thing to hold onto when falling. It just mad Stan’s descent clumsier. The older man fell to the ground with a clatter. A bucket of soap covered water got knocked over in the fall.

The sound startled Ford, who stopped scrubbing the Stanley Mobile’s hood and began to move around the red car.

“Stanley? Are you alright?”

Stan laid in the drive way looking a little stunned, his arm on the over turned bucket and his shirt soaked with the water. The garden hose sat next to him, still raining water. The man’s eyes were closed behind his water splattered glasses and Ford started to panic some.

“Stanley!?!”

He had thought it to be a harmless enough action but the car was made of metal and the drive-way to the manor was concrete. They were both old in years and any little bump could send them into an awful lot of pain.

“Stanley? Come on, stop playing around.” He hurried over to his brother’s side and knelt next to him. He started to look over Stan for any blows to the head. There did not seem to be any.

“Wake up, Stan,” his voice was getting more panicked as he tried to shake his twin awake. This could not be happening. He could not have just hurt his brother like this.

Just as he was reaching for the hose to see if the water would help revive his brother the arm moved and he got a full spray of water to the face himself. Stanford sputtered in surprise and get a mouth full of water. The old man moving back fast and falling back on his rear.

Stan’s laughter filling the space as the man that had been on the ground ‘unconscious’ sat up and released him from the spray.

“That’s what you get for pushing me,” Stan said and turned the hose upwards so he was no longer spraying Ford in the face.

Stanford spit out water and rubbed his eyes; his hair dripped the water down onto his face and did not help this situation.

“Well you,” he paused to try and get some more of it off his face with his soaked shirt, “You should be more careful where you spray that thing. You’re hitting me all the damn time.”

“Oh. You mean like this?” Stanley laughed as he sprayed Ford in the face again.

Ford blocked the spray with his hand and scrambled to his feet.

“Yes! Exactly like that!”

Stan laughed and pulled himself up slowly. The old man giving a groan as his bones protested this after the fall he had just endured. He played it off as he stretched and let the hose start to fill the bucket again.

“I am just trying to help you with your monthly shower, Sixer,” Stan teased, “Your smell is starting to infect all of McGucket’s house and that is saying something.”

“You are a jerk you know that?” Ford huffed.

Ford glared at his twin and grabbed the wet and soapy sponge off the car. He tossed it at Stan’s face and smirked when it hit is target. The white bubbles streaking down the ex-con man’s glasses after it fell to the ground with a splat.

“So are you, Nerd, “Stan said as he retaliated by spraying Ford’s jeans with the hose.          

Stanford moved out of the hose’s range of spray and he looked around. He needed to think. The sponge had been a quick weapon but that did not stop Stan for long. He did not have anything else but the- AH yes. That would work.

Stan put his thumb over the opening of the hose but it was too late. In a fast motion, Stanford moved toward Stan and faked out. A torrent of water went crashing over Stan’s head as Ford dumped the bucket on him. The quick attack made Stanley drop the hose and move back as he tried to get the soapy water from his mouth.

Stanford dropped the bucket in favor of the house with a triumphant laugh.

“I win this round, Stan-.”

“What in tarnation are you boys doin’?”

Both of them froze where they were; the water from the hose seemed to slow down to a dribble as they looked over at the house. Fiddleford stood next to the faucet, his hand on the wheel as if to show he had turned it off.

“Um, we were just…” Stan began.

“Cleaning the car?” Ford finished in a question.

Fidds looked them over and shook his head; a hand going through his beard.

“Yer soaked to the bone,” he sighed, “Here I was comin’ out to offer some lemonade to ya and I find you have already got a way to cool off.”

The twins looked at each other. They were soaked completely. Their grey hair was plastered to their heads, water dripped from their glasses and shirts. When Ford moved, he could feel the puddles in his shoes. Stan could just feel the added weight to his jeans because of the water.

“Heck, ya got more water on yerselves then the car!”

They looked at the car and back at each other, silence between them. All at once they both broke out into laughter.

“Yeah, guess we did,” Stan said between laughs as he took off his glasses to try and wipe them off. The result was just water streaks across the glass.

Ford did the same and got a similar result. “We got a bit swept away in rivalry.”

“I can see that,” Fiddleford said as he turned the water back on, “I’m gonna get you boys some towels. Rinse the car off so it don’t try with soap on it.”

He turned to head back inside and stopped. The engineer looked back at the two of them over his glasses.

“And don’t start another water war. I may live in this here huge house but that don’t mean that I want to be payin’ a large water bill fer yer shenanigans.”

“Or course,” Ford said as he watched as the water came back out of the hose.

“No promises,” Stan said unhelpfully and picked the now dirty covered sponge off the ground. He waited until the man had gone before he flung it at Ford. “You heard the man, get to spraying me car down.”

Ford narrowed his eyes at his brother and put his thumb over the hoses’ opening. The spray of water doing just what he wanted and hitting Stan right in the face.

“Don’t tell me what to do.”

[nostalgiaispeace]

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5,000 Question Survey–Part twenty-seven

2501. what image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity…..? the smell of a forest.

2502. Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER? Taylor Swift...Justin Beiber....Demi Lovato...Miley Cyrus 2503. If you HAD to go to one of the following concerts, which would it be: Snow Vanilla Ice NKOTB Milli Vanilli BSB NSYNC

2504. Do you believe in manifest destiny? no... 2505. Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)? Do you ever think ‘well, maybe…’ and actually forward those damn things? no; no

2506. Let’s say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school? both?

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen boys sign up for calculus. In the girls school only five girls sign up for calculus. Should the girls calculus class be dissolved and replaced with an easier one? no.. 2507. Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat is genetically altered (in lots of cases it is!)? they are tho... 2508. What does this world need? peace. 2509. Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value? yes...tumblr lol

2510. If you drink what kind of drunk are you? i don’t really drink. 2511, Do you ever 'conveniently’ forget something you don’t want to remember? yeah... 2512. If you have any cousins are you close? no 2513. Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)? not at all. 2514. What was the first movie you got on dvd? i think Lilo and Stitch tbh 2515. If you’re sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap? no 2516. have you ever called a: psychic hotline? no suicide crisis line? i’ve dont an online chat one. sex line? no dating line? no 2517. have you ever placed a personal ad anywhere? yeah 2518. Do guys look good in make up? sometimes. 2519. What are 5 things you don’t care about? - 2520. What are you going to do until you die? read books; watch movies; sing. 2521. What 'issue’ do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view? mental health stigma 2522. What age do you hope to live until? don’t care. 2523. Do you like to tie others down during sex? no

Have you ever been tied down? no 2524. Do you own any “toys”? yes

Do you ever use them? yes

2525. Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way? no

Have you ever spanked anyone else? No.

2526. Do these questions make you uncomfortable? kinda

Do you like that feeling? no?

Does it turn you on? no..... 2527. You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)? yes Which one do you need to read? none. 2528. What do your socks look like? white 2529. Which of these really famous music artists started their career as a mime: no clue...

Alice Cooper David Bowie Bruce Springsteen Moby Jewel Frank Zappa

2530. Does love float away if you let go? probably? 2531. Do you think that most people in today’s society are: kind? no calm? no humble? no peaceful? no helpful? no happy? no spiritual? yes creative? yes friendly? no independent? yes intelligent? some? having fun? no clue coming up with new ideas? yes able to think for themselves? no able to really connect with others? maybe?

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is? experience.

2532. Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive (think Freud)? no 2533. Speaking of Freud, did you know he was on drugs (think cocaine)? don’t care. 2534. Do you trust psychology as a valid science? yes 2535. ID: In Freudian theory, the division of the psyche that is totally unconscious and serves as the source of instinctual impulses and demands for immediate satisfaction of primitive needs(sex, food, aggressive behavior, drugs, alcohol, yelling, anger, fighting). SUPEREGO: In Freudian theory, the division of the unconscious that is formed through the internalization of moral standards of parents and society, and that censors and restrains the ego. So, which one do you express more, your ID or your SUPEREGO? superego 2536. Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed? neither. they have a mental illness. 2537. Can you complete any of the following lyrics: I stop and I stare too much, afraid that I care too much… - You’re a new and better man, he helps you to understand,He does everything he can, he’s…. - Took the needles from my arms and put them to the sky… - Top Gun shut down your Firm like Tom Cruise…. - Don’t you take it so hard now, And please don’t take it so bad…. - 2538. How about these? From around the way, born in '73, Harcore B-boy named… - And this feeling shivers down your spine, Love comes in colors I can’t deny…. - Before he hung up the phone he took a deep breath, stopped, and replied…. - When I want you in my arms, when I want you and all your charms, whenever I want you all I have to do is… - Silly games that you were playing, empty words we both were saying… -

2539. Have you ever been to see a ballet? maybe 2540. What is the difference between Satan and Pan? - 2541. What should a poem be or do if it is a successful poem? ? 2542. When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to? i’m sure? 2543. Are you an orgasm addict? i like them but naw 2544. Are you a sugar junkie? yes 2545. What are you doing? this and watching The Purge Anarchy

Why aren’t you marching in line with the rest of them? ? 2546. Do you only hear what you want to? sure 2547. Are you anal-retentive? ? 2548. In and Out Over and Under Around and ???

WHAT 2549. What was the last thing you returned to the store? - 2550. Why ask why? to learn

2551. What is your favorite song or artist that is: jazz: Ill Wind - Billie Holuda metal: suicide season - BMTH rock: Since I’ve been loving you - Zeppelin new wave: - psychadelic: - 2552. What are your feelings about: Picasso? - Van Gogh? - Michaelangelo? i like his work D'Vincci? interesting Einstein? he’s cool Tesla? -

2553. Who else can you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science? - 2554. Who can you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought? - 2555. Why is it called 'coca cola’? no idea. 2556. Would you ever buy a Ford car? i have 2557. Donald or Daffy duck? none 2558. What is the most memorable thing about Pee-Wee Herman? - 2559. Lease or buy a car? which i could buy 2560. Have you met Real Talkin’ Bubba? no

Do you love him to death? - 2561. Have you ever been in a situation where you weren’t sure if you were seducing or being seduced? no 2562. Can you 'pinch an inch’ on your belly? - 2563. Have you ever been to: a temple? no a bar? yes a massage parlor? no 2564. Would you ever want to visit Thailand? Sure. 2565. What culture are you fascinated by? European 2566. Have you ever worn a cape? naw 2567. What is the difference between 'nude’ and 'naked’? I don’t care

2568. What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)? a soda from the vending machine 2569. What makes you who you are? everything 2570. How do you search for meaning in life? i don’t 2571. If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you? no. 2572. You are alone with your lover’s diary. What do you do? ? 2573. You read some and find out that a whhhiiillle back your lover had a crush on someone else, but you two were together. You both still hang out with this person. What do you do? nope. fuck that bitch. 2574. Are you an old fart? basically. 2575. What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid? play 2576. Why don’t people have more fun? no idea? 2577. Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing? um no wtf

What pet? -

What article of clothing? -

2578. Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatantly insane or completely certifiable? i don’t like this question. 2579. Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society? yes 2580. Is it nap time yet? feels like it. 2581. Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world? sure? 2582. Do you like trains? sure 2583. What’s in Hungary? people 2584. have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back? probably.

Has someone ever held you back? dunno 2585. What do you think of the term, 'organized religion’? not a fan 2586. What do you think of the name 'Orson’? idc. 2587. What frustrates you? ignorance. 2588. Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew.. ? 2589. Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick? no

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks? no 2590. Are you ill? no 2591. Where were you the night of…..oh hell, last night? home 2592. Do you pronounce the 'er’ sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)? yes 2593. Do you drink only 100% juice? probably? 2594. Do you remember the bills you have to pay…or even yesterday? yes? 2595. What duck? - 2596. Do you collect coins? no

How about stamps? no 2597. What’s the best way to learn a new language? no idea. 2598. Is god in you? nope 2599. Are you in god? nope. 2600. Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

no

[shirou-chan12]

More of my "Human" Bill!

He created this body based on what Ford found attractive, which was very difficult to decipher. He had tried a more "feminine" body before, but when that didn't have the desired effect on Ford he opted for a more masculine look (choped his tiddies off).

Real Human Bill looks older, someone would say he's on his middle 40s ou 50s.

Ford made Bill an "air tag" collar so he could monitorate his moves

[shirou-chan12]

Ford teaching how to replant plants based on the AMAZING @felipegini on tiktok bc he's a cutie

That's him 👇

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My shot at the Billford pool with my human(?)Bill design and Portal age Ford (and yes, they're hella gay)

[shirou-chan12]

Bill: hey Sixier! Know why I called you here?

Ford: Because I accidentally send you a dick pic.

Bill: *stops pouring two glasses of wine* accidentally?