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puffmamaa · 6 years ago

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Elbow Deep: Part 2

Hey, everybody! So here is Part 2. Finally! After racking my brain for daaayss, I was able to find some inspiration to write this. It will be a series btw. My first, so be gracious. I’m sensitive about my shit.

CATCH UP: Part 1.

Pairing: Erik ‘Killmonger’ Stevens x Black, Dark-Skin, Plus Size OC. (Always💛)

Summary: It all started with a plate of hot wings, y’all.

Word Count: 4.1k

Warnings: Cussing. Use of the N-word. Mention of the death of a parent. Mention of emotional abuse, fatphobia, & cheating in a romantic relationship. And a small mention of Steve Harvey, just in case the thought of his mustache triggers anybody. 🙃

A/N: I had to make some changes. One big one is that Erik isn’t the director of the Wakandan Outreach Center like what was mentioned in Part 1. He actually doesn’t work with it at all. But it’ll all be explained as we go along. Hopefully, it’ll makes sense. If not, I’ma need y’all to just roll with it anyways lol.

Bold, Italic font is inner dialogue.

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Janessa moved through the gala hall towards her sit, her thick hips swaying between the tables.

“Girl, where the hell did you go? Leaving me here all by myself,” Chantelle, Janessa’s best friend, scowled lowly. She was a tall, fluffy-thick with sepia brown skin that was complimented well by her long, navy gown. Her fluffy burgundy twist was pinned in a cute updo.

“You’re the one who nearly begged to be my plus one. I figured you wouldn’t mind,” Janessa whispered back, tossing her black, waist length locs over her shoulder as she sat down. “Plus, I was hungry and had to find something actually edible.”

“Heffa, you ate without me? What kind of friend…” Chantelle gave her a betrayed look.

“You looked fine picking at that bird food early. Kiki-ing real hard with whoever that guy was.”

“That’s because he looked like he had a little money. But he was a whole cornball. Going on about Steve Harvey being his role model or something. I couldn’t hear shit else after that.”

Janessa scoffed. “You better leave them bootstrappin’ negros alone.”

“I know. I usually wouldn’t even entertain…” Chantelle trailed off. “Who is that guy staring at you?”

“What?” Janessa replied, looking in the same direction as Chantelle. “Oh. I meet him earlier in the kitchen. We had some wings together.”

“You sure all he wanted was the wings? Cause he’s looking at you like you’re a bowl of gravy. And he’s the biscuit.”

“Girl,” Janessa huffed.

“Uh, uh. He FINE fine.” She squinted her dark brown eyes. “Did you at least give him your number?”

“Hell no. I didn’t come here for all tha—OW!” She yelped.

Chantelle had given her one of those big mama church pinches.

“What the fuck was that for?”

“Letting his delectable ass get away. I should do worse but we in public so I’ll let you live,” she half joked.

Janessa rubbed the sore spot on her thigh and looked over towards Erik. He was staring. And he was fine. It’s not like she didn’t notice before. She definitely did. His smooth brown skin and dark amber eyes. The way his meticulously sculpted facial hair framed his deep dimples. And those lips. She could feel herself starting to overheat. Uh, uh. No Ma’am. To her, a man like that couldn’t be nothing but trouble.

“Girl, I’m good,” Janessa said.

“Nah. You trippin’, is what you is,” Chantelle huffed, turning her attention back to the stage.

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“And now for a particularly special part the evening. My favorite, I might I add...”

Erik tuned out the sound of T’Challa’s voice. All he could focus on was the beautiful woman in white and the way her dark, umber colored skin glistened against her bright dress. Janessa. The woman he’d just spent over half an hour eating hot wings with. The woman he’d felt oddly comfortable with in such a short period of time. The same woman he let leave his presence without asking her out or at very least, getting her number.

To be honest, Erik didn’t usually have to ask. Women would sell their panties for a chance to get at him. He even had to keep a few beckies at arm’s distance throughout the night. But not her. She actually walked her fine, plump ass out of the kitchen without so much as a second glance back. It hit him in his ego, he’d had to admit. But it also made him more interested in her.

Erik moved from his spot on the wall, eying a way to get over to her.

“Hey—Wait a minute, aren’t you from Wakanda? A short, thin-lipped white man asked.

“No.” Erik said blankly, attempting to move past him.

“Yes! I remember seeing you with the King before. Wa...W’kabi, isn’t it?

“Hell nah,” Erik flared his nostrils. “Ain’t nobody ever tell you it’s rude to talk during presentations?”

“Oh! Well, I didn’t me—“

“Yeah, uh huh,” Erik said inching away. He scanned the room. I just had my eyes on her...

“...so let’s give a round of applause to our honoree, The 2019 Most Influential Community Leader of the Year, Janessa James!”

Erik snapped his neck around so fast he swore he heard it crack. He looked up to see Janessa on stage exchanging a handshake and hug with T’Challa.

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“I’m so proud of my baby!” Chantelle squeezed her arms around Janessa’s neck. “The best Director East Oakland Community Outreach Center has ever seen and now being honored by the King? My bestie is a bad boosh!”

“Thanks, girl!” Janessa hugged her back just as tight. “But you know we all put in hella work for the community. What would I do without my Assistant Director, holding me down?”

“Well, shit let me hold the award then.” She said taking the plaque from her bestie.

“Congratulations, Janessa!” Shuri hugged her from behind. “I’m so glad you and the center are getting the exposure you deserve!”

“I should be thanking you too. All you’ve done with helping us start the STEM program,” Janessa beamed at the teenage genius.

Shuri shot her a big smile. She had spent the last year partnering with the East Oakland Community Outreach Center. Her work introduced the youth in the community to STEM education they wouldn’t regularly have access to in their underfunded school system. She loved the center and had built meaningful relationships with so many of the people there.

“You are too kind. You know, I...” Shuri turned around slowly, feeling a large yet familiar presence behind her.

“Congratulations. I didn’t know you were being awarded tonight,” Erik said to Janessa, slowly moving his cousin out of the way.

“How do you two know each other?” Shuri questioned.

“We met earlier,” Erik replied, not taking his eyes off Janessa.

“There he goes with that staring again,” Chantelle teased as she moved to greet him. “I’m Chantelle. Janessa’s best friend.” She extended a hand to him.

He smiled and took it. “Erik.”

“MMhmmp! Look at those dimples. Deep enough to hide from the police in,” She chirped.

Janessa chuckled. Her friend was so damn extra.

Erik turned his attention back to Janessa. He look her over slowly and licked his juicy lips. “I was thinking, since we had such a good time earlier, how about I treat you to a real meal?” He ran his knuckle down the length of her arm.

Janessa raised an eyebrow at him, flicking his finger off of her. “Uh, no. I’m good,” she scoffed.

Erik and Chantelle both cocked their necks back.

“You good?”

“Yeah.”

“I mean, are you busy or something? Cause I can do lunch too.”

“No. Well, I am a busy woman. But that’s not why I’m not interested. I just...don’t want to.”

“You don’t want to? Why?” Erik was genuinely confused. He did not expect her to turn him down. “I thought we were vibin’ back there.”

“We had a nice little conversation. A cute time. But that doesn’t mean I owe you a date.” Janessa said in a harsh tone.

“And I—oop.” Shuri yelped.

Chantelle’s jaw damn near hit the floor. She knew her friend to pull no punches with men but she was laying it on extra thick with Erik.

“Come on, baby girl.” Erik ran a hand over his hair. “You serious right now?”

“As a heart attack, baby boy.”

Erik furrowed his brows.

“Well, we’ve got to get going. Bye Shuri. I’ll see you later,” Janessa gave Shuri a quick hug.

She gave Erik a cold once over and turned back at Shuri. “Enjoy the rest of your evening.”

She grabbed Chantelle, whose mouth was still wide open, and headed towards to exit. Erik stood there, still thrown off at the scene that just played out.

Shuri exploded with laughter. “Now, N’Jadaka. I thought you said you had ‘the juice’.”

She patted her baffled cousin on the back and walked away, still giggling.

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“BITCH, what the hell?” Chantelle pressed hand to Janessa’s forehead. “Did you bump your head or some shit? That fine ass man just asked you out. Not only did you decline, but you left that poor baby with half his face on the floor,” She laid her head back against the seat, still in shock at her friends actions.

“He’s a grown ass man. He’ll be just fine. And like I said to you and him, I’m good,” Janessa bent down to remove her heels. “I know his type. Arrogant. Smooth. And rude as fuck. Talking about ‘Let me treat you to a meal.’ Because I’m a big girl, I must want to eat? Tuh! And did you see him touch me? Uh, uh. He’s probably used to having his way with women.”

“If I were you, I would have let him have his way with me,” Chantelle retorted.

“I’d rather not be number ‘umpeenth’ on his hit it and quit it list.”

“That‘s a damn shame,” Chantelle shook her head. “He look like he got good dick. The kind you need right about now. That ‘let him drop you off at your job in your car’ kind of dick.”

“Well, I guess we’ll never find out.”

“Speak for yourself. I’ma see if his ass is on BLK.” Chantelle pulled out her phone and stated swiping through her apps.

Janessa gave her a vicious side-eye.

“OKAY. I’m was just playing, damn.” Chantelle said as putting her phone away. She pulled out the parking lot and headed back towards their neighborhood.

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Janessa pushed her large black rimmed glasses further up her face and streched her body in her plush office chair. She rubbed her hands down her high waisted olive colored pants and adjusted her long-sleeved, cream colored wrap top. She sighed as she pulled her long ponytail of locs over her shoulder. The center was preparing for its Annual Juneteenth Celebration. Which meant more work added to her already full schedule. But she couldn’t complain too much. It was her favorite event of the year. The whole block came out; youth, elders, and everyone in between. They’d have spades and uno games going. Basketball and baseball competitions. And a huge cookout, where the women would argue over who made the best potato salad while the men drank Coronas and grilled meat. But the best part was the ending ceremony. Everyone would meet in the basement of the center. One of the griots would tell stories of their ancestors and their survival through middle passage and slavery. The youth would give dance performances and skits, inspired by the favorite Black icons and moments in history. At the end, they would pray and sing songs to pay respect and homage to those that came before them. It was a beautiful day and never failed to bring Janessa to tears. Seeing her culture celebrated so proudly across generations really touched her heart.

A small knock at her door shook her out of her thoughts.

“Come in.”

“Hey, boss lady,” Chantelle smiled, walking into the office. She sat down in one of the chairs in front her friend’s crowded desk.

“Hey, Channy,” Janessa said, “What’s up?”

“Derek just checked today’s delivery. The order for the sports equipment was short.”

“Short? That’s not possible. I doubled checked the numbers myself,” Janessa furrowed her brows. “Did they mix up the order or something.”

“Nope. We both checked the invoice. I wasn’t a mistake on their end.”

“That can’t be right…” Janessa let out a deep sigh. She pressed a button on her office phone, buzzing her assistant. “Tandy, can you come here for a second?”

She was met with low giggles and whispers from the other end.

“Tandy?” She said a little louder.

“Oh! Hey, what‘s up?”

“I asked if can you come into my office.”

“Um yeah, hold on.”

Tandy entered Janessa office holding her cell in her hand. She was tall, slim and light-brown skin with a short brown TWA.

“You rang?” She said in a sing-songy voice.

Chantelle groaned.

“You ordered the sports equipment, right?”

“Yeah, I did. Why?”

“Well, only about half came. And based on the invoice, it’s because the wrong order was placed. Did you order thirty, like I asked?”

“Thirty? Girl, I thought you said thirteen. My bad.”

Janessa rubbed the bridge of her nose.

Chantelle gave Tandy a wide-eyed look.

“Tandy. I sent it in an email. And I told you in person. Twice.”

“Ohh, Pffhhtt! I don’t be checking that email like that,” Tandy let out a short laugh. “You want me to order more?”

“No, Tandy,” Janessa tried to remain calm and professional. “They wouldn’t be here in time anyways. I’ll take care of it.”

She shrugged. “Okaay. Well, do you need anything else from me?”

“No, that’s all.”

“Cool. I’ma go head and take my lunch then,” She exited the office, giggling at something on her phone as she closed the door.

Janessa threw her head back and let out a loud groan.

“I swear that girl is gonna be the death of me.”

“I don’t know how you deal with it. Between all the attitude and incompetence. Girl I can’t,” Chantelle shook her head in disbelief.

“Who you telling? If it’s not her constantly messing something up, she’s flirting with any breathing body that walk through the door,” Janessa rolled her eyes. “Last week I caught her getting fresh with the damn UPS man. And don’t get me started on the volunteer sign up. She ‘forgot’ to update the dates on the form and now we’re short-handed for this weekend.”

“Two words: New Assistant.”

Janessa sighed, “I know, I know. But I’m trying to give her a chance, you know? She’s young and needs experience. And you know it’s hard for us. What’s the point of me being in this position if not to put other Black women on?”

“I hear you. But for one, she’s not that much younger than us. And for two, she obviously doesn’t take her job seriously. I get your trying be patient and understanding, but you got to consider the big picture. It seems like she’s adding more stress to your load than anything.”

“Yeah, you’ve got a point,” Janessa rolled her lips, looking off into the distance.

“Listen,” Chantelle rubbed her hands over her knee-length black dress. “There’s something else I needed to talk to you about.”

“Okay. What is it?”

“That whole scene the other night, at the gala.”

“Girl, I know you’re not still on that.”

“Yeah, well you were kind of doing the most, friend. What was up with that?”

“I told you. I don’t trust guys like him.”

“But you don’t know him,” Chantelle said. “He could be a decent guy. I mean, he was cool enough for you to eat chicken wings with. What could a date hurt?”

“Why are you defending him? You don’t know him either.”

“I’m not defending him. I’m looking out for you,” She scooted closer to the desk, looking Janessa in the eyes. “I’ve seen you shut down almost ever guy who shows any kind of interest in you. I know men can be trash but you don’t have to give up on all of them. Everybody isn’t Andrew.”

Janessa shifted uncomfortably at the sound of her ex-boyfriend’s name. “What does he have to do with anything?”

“I mean you haven’t really dated anyone seriously since him. And it’s been years now.”

“So what? Being single is a problem? Turning down some stupid ass niggas who just want to waste my time is wrong?” She scowled in a defensive tone.

“No. It’s just...I worry about you sometimes. I know between dealing with Drew and what happened with you dad, it’s been hard for you to—.”

“I said, I’m fine. Okay?” Janessa fingered the sun-shaped pendant on her necklace. ”Look, I need to pick up this equipment while I have some extra time.”

“Nessa, I’m didn’t mean to upset you,” Chantelle grabbed her hand.

“I’m cool,” Janessa snatched her hand back. She stood up, grabbing her denim jacket and purse. “I’ll see you when I get back.”

Chantelle sighed, walking out of the office with her. “Okay.”

—

Janessa rushed through Joyner’s Sporting Goods, one of the only Black-owned sporting good stores in the city. She hated last minute shopping. But she obviously couldn’t trust her assistant with a simple task. Plus, she needed to get out the office. Chantelle’s comments had gotten to her. She knew she meant well, but her relationship with Andrew was a sensitive topic for her. He was her first everything, including her first heartbreak. She met him right after her father passed. He took advantage of her vulnerability and insecurity, always insinuating she wasn’t pretty enough or needed to lose weight. In the end, he winded up leaving her for some chick he was sleeping with while they were still together. Janessa was a complete mess after that. Chantelle was the one who helped her keep it all together. She didn’t have any other family around since her father was basically a single parent. Chantelle was even the one who encouraged her to start volunteering at the center in the first place. She was all Janessa had.

“Damn. I should have gotten a cart.” Janessa said as she felt her phone vibrating in her pocket. She shifted the stuff in her arms around to answer.

“Hello?”

“Hey. Just checking your ETA. We still have some details we need you to finalize for this weekend.” Chantelle said through the phone.

“I’m still in Joyner’s but I should be finished soon,” Janessa sighed, shuffling her weight between her feet. “Channy, I’m sorry about earlier. I know I was a little rude. It’s just all that stuff...I don’t have time for it right now.”

“Yeah, I probably shouldn’t have brought it up while you were working. I was just concerned,” she said.

“I know. And I appreciate it. You’re always looking out for me.”

“And you know this,” Chantelle joked. “For both you and your lil nani, at this point. Because I’m concerned for her too.”

Janessa let out a loud laugh. She turned around to continue her shopping and smacked right into a shelf, knocking everything out of her arms.

“Shit,” Janessa yelped.

“You okay?” Chantelle asked.

“Yeah, I’m fine.” Janessa sighed, trying to balance her phone between her shoulder and ear as she kneeled down. “I just need to hurry up and get out of here.“

“You need some help?”

Janessa looked up in the direction of a familiar voice. Standing there was Erik, with a smug little smirk on his handsome face. He wore a black hoodie that read ‘Lost Tribe’, black basketball shorts, and all black Air Max 90’s. His locs hung loosely to one side.

“Aw hell,” She whispered, still crouched down. “Not you.”

“Look Too Tough, I’m just trying to help. With your short, little arms I don’t think you can hold all that and run ya mouth on the phone at the same time,” He teased, leaning on his shopping cart.

“Huh? Who was that?” Chantelle questioned.

“Nobody. I’ll talk to you later,” Janessa quickly hung up and turned her attention back to Erik. “Too tough? Really nigga?”

“Yea, cause that’s how you was acting the other night,” He grinned, his gold slugs gleaming.

“Whatever,” She tried to grab some of her stuff off the floor. “I’m good, I got it.”

“You good,” Erik mocked, squatting down to help her. “What you need with all these toys, anyways? You got kids?”

“And if I do? Will that get you to leave me alone?”

“Nah. Kids love me,” He placed a couple of baseball bats in the cart.

Janessa rolled her eyes and pursed her lips. “Well, for your information, nosey. I don’t have any kids. These are for the center I work at.”

“Riight. Director of the East Oakland Community Outreach Center. Most Influential Community Leader of the Year.”

“You’ve been stalking me or something?”

Erik chuckled, “No, but I do tend to research things that interest me.”

Janessa snorted, rolling her eyes harder. “You’re laying it on pretty thick there, sir.”

”I could say the same for you and all your attitude, ma’am.”

Janessa let out a long sigh. This nigga got an answer for everything.

“Look, I still have more shopping to get done and other places to be. So, I can’t stand here and chat with you all day.”

“Cool, me too. Let’s go.” Erik grabbed the cart, and turned around. He pushed it towards the next aisle. Janessa reluctantly followed. She didn’t really need a shopping buddy but that didn’t stop Erik from grabbing her shopping list and picking things out. She attempted to regain control over her shopping trip but Erik wasn’t having it. Eventually she relented, figuring it was easier to let him take over instead of fighting him in the middle of the store. She tried to keep the conversation at a minimum but that was damn near impossible with all the questions he asked. Eventually, she told him more about her work at the center, including the Juneteenth Celebration. He told her that he owned and operated his own fitness studio, which made sense as to why he seem to know the store like back of his hand. And why he was built like a fucking brick wall. Janessa had to catch herself from staring at his body every time he turned away or bent down. But before she realized it, she found herself actually enjoying his company. Well, for a second time.

They both checked out and headed towards the parking lot. Janessa unlocked her car and popped the trunk. Erik pulled the shopping cart towards it and loaded her bags inside.

“Thanks,” she said jingling her keys in her hands.

“No problem,” Erik closed the trunk. “Honestly, I’m surprised you’re letting me help you, Too Tough.”

Janessa laughed at the nickname this time. “Are you always this corny?”

“You could find out if you let me take you on a proper date.”

“Haven’t we done this already?”

“Yeah, when you shot me down in front of all those people and left me heartbroken in the middle of the floor. Only to twirl away and out the door with your friend,” Erik recited, dramatically flaring his hands. “Yet here I am, brave enough to try again. You gonna go easy on a nigga this time?”

Janessa rolled her eyes. “That was me being easy on you.”

Erik let out a light laugh, “I couldn’t tell. I mean damn, ma. You act like I got the cooties or something.”

Janessa noticed his face soften a little. She sighed. “Listen, I got a lot going on right now. Things have been crazy hectic at work. And this weekend is approaching fast. I have tons of things to do. Paperwork to review. Hella meetings to attend. And I still have to figure out how to replace the volunteers we lost,” Janessa took a long breath to stop her ranting. “I don’t have the time for this.”

“Volunteers?”

“Yeah, we’re short a bunch of volunteers for the celebration.”

“Hmm,” Erik rub his hand through his beard. “You know, I’m free this weekend.”

“What?”

“I’m saying, I can stop by and help out. Whatever you need.”

“Really?”

“Yeah. On one condition, though.” Erik moved closer and lowered himself to meet her height, his nose almost touching hers. The scent of his cologne teased Janessa’s nostrils. Damnit, he smells good.

“And what’s that?” She said, bringing herself back to the conversation.

“You agree to go out with me.”

Janessa squinted her eyes at him. She wasn’t in a position to turn down volunteers, especially if she wanted this event to go off without a hitch.

Erik raised an eyebrow at her, a smirk dancing on his lips.

“Fine. I’m sure your brolic ass could help with some of the heavy lifting.”

Erik shot her a big grin and licked his lips. “Perfect.”

Janessa gave him the center’s contact information and a copy of the event flyer before getting into her car.

“Aight, Too Tough. I’ll see you this weekend.” Erik said.

She pursed her lips lightly. “See you, Erik.”

He winked and jogged off in the opposite direction.

Janessa started her car and pulled out the lot. As she drove, her thoughts drifted to Erik. His persistence was annoying as fuck. But at the same time, kind of cute? She thought about what Chantelle said earlier. Maybe she could give him a chance. It’s just one date.

She let out a deep sigh. The whole thing still made her feel uneasy. Erik was a charming motherfucker. She knew that too much of him and she’d be like Jill Scott, singing about grits and shit.

She clutched her necklace, fiddling with the sun-shaped pendant.

It was going to be an interesting weekend.

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EPILOGUE FOUR

Three months homeboy, John be still think'n 'bout his L-to-tha-izzast conversation wit Terezi. It’s kind of impossible not ta, when Roze n Kanizzle kizzy say'n tha nizname “Vrizniska” every fizzive minutes. He really thizzay they were done wit hear'n 'bout Vrizzle all tha tizzy, but apparently Riznose n Kanaya W-to-tha-izzere intent on breath'n new lizzife into thizzat tradition hittin that booty.

ROZE: Vriska, D-to-tha-izzon’t chizzle on Y-to-tha-izzour chair’s homeboy tray. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up.

KANAYA: Darl'n She Be Onlizzle A Grub She Hizzle Yet Grown Ha Aural Canizzles

ROZE: Yizzy, but I believe strizzle that we should git 'n the habit of speak'n ta gangsta like an adizzle. It wiznill be G-to-tha-izzood fo` ha social development.

KANAYA: Be Thizzle How Yo' Motha Raize' Yiznou

ROZE bitch ass: I would hiznave loved it if mah pusha spoke more frankly wit me. But she was bitch ass...

ROSE: Put your feet up n take a breath ! Lizzle just say, a shot calla awkward person.

ROZE: Drug deala. No offenze, Roxy in tha dogg pound.

ROXY: lmiznao none tizzle

ROXY straight from long beach: i cizzay evizzle imizzle all tha ways id fuck up a kizzy 'n a timeline whizzere i dizzle sizzay out mah drink'n tbh

ROZE: Tru do. Oh, you weren’t awful.

ROZE: I jizzle have...

ROZE: Hizzy d-ya alwizzles put it, dear?

KANAYA: A Penchant Fo` Melodrama

ROXY: wizzy yizneah

ROXY: ur diznad M-to-tha-izzade sure he gots sizzy of himself 'n u

ROZE: I suppoze he did.

N then everyone 'n tha room observizzles a mizzle of silence fo` they dear, departed frizzle, Dirk Drug deala. Except fo` John, whizno takes advantage of tha solemn distraction ta anxizzle tizzy at hizzis phizzone. Hizzy sent Terezi a tizzay an hour ago, W-H-to-tha-izzen Roxy wiznas fix'n ha makeup in ha compact. He’s not sure why he fizzay thizzle nee' ta hizzide tha fiznact tizzy hizze’s talk'n to homeboy. It’s not like there’s anyth'n untoward 'bout what hizze’s trippin'. Just slappin' an old frizzle. What’s wrizzay wit that? Nuttin at all, he thizzay, as he closizzle monitors hizzle sizzle, frontin' wife, ready ta stiznash tha phone 'n hizzle pocket tha moment she shizzay tha slightest sign of movement.

Shizzay lifts ha heezee ta speak. Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. Hizzay like Houdini wiznith that phone.

ROXY: dizzamn i sizzy cizzay believe dirks gone tho

ROZE: Yes, it was so sizzle dogg.

ROZE like this and like that and like this and uh: But the best we can do ta honizzle him be simply to move on wit our lives.

ROZE: I’m sure it’s what he would hiznave wanted.

JOHN: Its just anotha. huh?

John shoots Roze a weird lizzle. She smiles back benignlizzle, thizzay gizzy ta collizzle ha trizzle daughta frizzom ha boosta sizzy sho nuff. She holds baby Vriska cloze ta bitch chest n lizzay ova ta G-to-tha-izzive Kanaya a kiss on tha C-H-to-tha-izzeek. Tha precious grub be framed bizzle tizzy, n tha two wives be ringe' 'n a hiznalo of pizzay lizzle at tha peak of dis magical moment. It shizzay be a beautiful image, but sum-m sum-m 'bout it roils Jiznohn’s gizzay. Roze sizzy back dizzle, crizzles Vriska 'n one arm, n begins ta unbizzle tha top of fucka sizzy wit tha other. J-to-tha-izzohn instinctively finds sum-m sum-m elze ta look at. Messin'. His fidget'n hands will do.

KANIZZLE: Hollaz to the East Side. Have You Tizzy Thought 'bout Wizzy Ta Nizname Yo' Grubs

ROXY: its J-to-tha-izzust one grizzay lol

KANIZZLE: Oh Thats A Relief

KANAYA: Ive Actuallizzle Been Very Worry 'bout Yo' Bustin' Chillin' How Human Gizzy Be Born

ROXY: errrr

RIZZLE: whizzle

KANIZZLE: Well Dont Thizzay Have Ta Eat They Wiznay Out Of Tha Wizzy

ROZE: Kanaya...

KANAYA: Its Whizzay Kizzle Told Me

ROZE: Death row 187 4 life. Karkat gizzay all hizzay 411 on humanity from tha movizzles. N Dave, whizzich be even worze than tha movies.

JOHN: Bounce wit me. wait a fuck'n minizzle.

JOHN: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. whizzle MOVIES be T-H-to-tha-izzey watch'n??

ROZE droppin hits: Nuttin too graphically mislead'n, I suspect.

ROZE: I eqizzle suspect tizzy anizzle time there’s a human rhymin' moment on camera, Kizzle probablizzle turns away, too disgusted ta watch, W-H-to-tha-izzile Dizzle continues fill'n hizzis ear wit more lies 'bout human biology #YaDigg !

JOHN: lol.

KANAYA and yo momma: Then

KANIZZLE ya dig? I Was Gizzle Inizzle 411

ROZE #YaDigg ! Yes.

KANAYA: Aint no stoppin' this shit. Whiznew

ROZE: If thizzat wizzle true, hiznow would our spizzles hizzy survived? We wizzould have had a one hizzle percent matizzle mortality rate dur'n chizzle.

KANAYA: Yes I Forgot How Primitive Medicizzle Technolizzle Wiznas On Yo' Plizzle

KANAYA: Thiznen How Be Humans Bizzy

ROZE bitch ass: Uze yo' heezee fo` a moment, darl'n. Recognize the realness.

KANAYA, know what im sayin? ...

KANAYA: ...

KANAYA: Oh I See

RIZZLE: lmao

JOHN: um. Smells like tha good shit.

ROZE: I’m sorry, John. All dis gizzirl rap mizzust be mak'n yizzy uncomfortable.

JOHN: can we chizzle tha subjizzle ta sum-m sum-m less gross n wizzeird?

ROXY: pff

ROXY: wizzle

JOHN hittin that booty: so...

JOHN: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. be vrizzay really tha name yizzy go'n wit?

Kanaya gives John an inquisitive, wide-eyizzle look. As if T-H-to-tha-izzere cizzy be no conceivable reasizzle fo` someone ta ask dis question.

KANAYA: Yes Of Courze

ROZE: Tru do. Why would we chiznange name when shizzle nearly a year old?

JOHN: well it’s not like it would hurt or nothin' trippin'. They call me tha president. dizzidn’t kanaya just say she doesn’t hizzay ears yizzay?

ROXY: omg jizzohn diznont be rude

JOHN: i’m not try'n to be rude!

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN like this and like that and like this and uh: i just think it’s a shawty cuz Im tha Double O G... weird. Listen to how a fucker flow shit.

KANAYA: I Dont See Why I Mizzean She Be Practically A Clone Of Vriska

JOHN: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. uh, yeah kanaya, i know.

JOHN: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. thizzat’s why it’s wizzeird!

ROZE: I appreciate yo' concern, John. But it’s not thizzat W-to-tha-izzeird ta N-to-tha-izzame a child crazy ass an important figure from yo' youth. Tru do.

ROZE: What wizzay yizzy mackin' of sippin' yo' own chizzle so jus' chill?

Jizzy hesitates, adjizzles his glaszes fo` want of sum-m sum-m ta do wit his H-to-tha-izzands. Dis be a conversation hizzay been dragg'n his heels on fo` months. Throw yo guns in the fuckin air. Back when Rizzle first gots pregnizzle it was all they talked 'bout it, but now that she’s so close ta the due dizzate, all tha subject does be mizzy his pulze go shizzle.

JOHN: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. um...

ROXY: hizzle andersizzle egbert

JOHN: roxy! we hadn’t...

JOHN: i mean, i didn’t think we were decided on that paper'd up.

ROXY: i D-to-tha-izzunno you seemed p set on it

He wizzy. What’s bugg'n hizzim 'bout it be that Roxy didn’t sizzy ta have any suggestions of ha own so bow down to the bow wow! Roze stizzops saggin' Vriska, n hands her off ta Kanaya fo' sheezy. She comes ta siznit beside John, sett'n a hizzle on hizzle knee. She speaks kindly.

ROZE: Wizzay T-H-to-tha-izzat tha homey from Niznight Cizzay like a tru playa'?

JOHN so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: yizneah.

JOHN: which was...

ROZE: A shizzle that reminds you of yo' father, know what im sayin?

JOHN: ya dig?

ROZE: I think thizzle 'n dis new world wizze’ve crizzle, it’s important ta cizzle tha torch of whizzle wizne’ve lizzeft behind us.

ROZE and my money on my mind: We miznust name tha next generation fo` thizzay fallen heroes thiznat we admizzle and yo momma.

JOHN because doggs make tha world a better place! wiznait. we ADMIRE vriska nizzay?

ROZE, ya feel me? It’s trizzle T-H-to-tha-izzat Vrizniska was a controversial figure even at tha bizzest of timizzles, but...

ROZE: Sizzy did defizzle Lord Englizzle, John.

Dis rizzle seems ta cure Jizzy of his shaky pulze problem, if onlizzle coz fo` a moment his heart seems ta stop mackin' altogetha from tha streets of tha L-B-C. It shizzocks him 'n a wizzay thizzle cauzes him ta feel tha planet playa hatin' unda hizzay feet fo gettin on. He whizzay hizzis heezee up ta lizzook at Roze intently. Sizzy seems alert, chill yo. Ha gaze be precize bitch ass. Shizzay diznoesn’t seem ill, or off, or confuze' at all.

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: no shizzay... didn’t?

JOHN sho nuff: V-R-to-tha-izziska dizzy defeat lord english so you betta run.

Roze D-to-tha-izzoesn’t say anyth'n. No one sez perpetratin', better recognize.

JOHN: roze, no one knows what happizzle ta lord englizzle.

ROZE: Of courze we do. Vrizniska usizzle tha juju n ha accompany'n ghost army ta defeat him, ya feel me?

ROZE: Why elze would we be hiznere?

JOHN: i don’t think that’s what actually happened though!

KANAYA: Then What Did Happen Jizzle

JIZZAY: i... i J-TO-THA-IZZUST said!

JOHN: no one knows ta help you tap dat ass!

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN #YaDigg ! roze, come on... yizzy tha one who told me all dis!

ROZE: I told you whizzay?

JOHN: 'bout a yizzay ago. you were feel'n bad, n asked me ta come ova. Aint no stoppin' this shit.

JOHN: n then yiznou gizzay me dis bizzle spizzay 'bout canon, n bein L-to-tha-izzike, OUTSIDE canon, n NOT canon, n otha shit lizzay timelines, n fate n...

JOHN: n mah anime dreams!

ROZE: That’s all 'n tha past, Jizzohn and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.

ROZE: Everyth'n wizzle out 'n tha end.

ROZE: Whizzy be you blunt-rollin' so upset 'bout dis?

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: you gizzle me a lizzle of instructions n told me that i had ta uze mah rizzle powa to go bizzle ta a very specific pizzy 'n tiznime ta dizzle lord english when he was stizzle just a kizzy.

JOHN: n you told me thizzay i HIZNAD ta do dis ta bitch ass... ta validate the sequence of reality? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

JOHN: bizzut i didn’t droppin hits.

JOHN: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. i wiznas all ready ta go. Slap your fuckin self. i... i thought i was trippin' ta dizzay, honestly.

JOHN: but then YOU...

John swizzles around to point a finga at hizzle wife. It comes across as more accusatory than he means it ta be.

JOHN: roxy, yiznou n calliope told me that i had a chizzle!

JOHN: n i MIZZAY mah chiznoice, which be whizzay i ended up stay'n.

JIZZOHN: but dizzid it really all “work out 'n tha end”?

JIZZOHN: if i dizzle stiznop lizzy englizzle, thizzle... Dogg House Records in the fuckin house. tizzy, chill yo...

JIZZLE: be we even really hizzere at all???

Tha three gals 'n tha room exchizzle a sizzles of concerned glances. Do they truly think hizzle crazy? Be they hid'n sum-m sum-m from him ya feelin' me? John can fizzy himself trembl'n. It’s nizzay possizzle that he’s hatin' dis wrong, be it? It can’t be. If he preszes his eyizzles shut, he cizzy still see the lines of tha bizzy hole lackin` space apart around hizzim now pass. It seemed like S-to-tha-izzuch a big deal at tha tizzime, and then suddenly it fizzelt like nuttin at all. Why? Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.

Roxy leans fucka n sets a coo' hand on Jizzohn’s foreheezee.

ROXY: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. u doin ok thizzere babe

JOHN: i’m fizzle!

You’re tha ones nizzay bangin' okay, he nearly shizzle, but then realizes it’s just going ta make him sound crazia thizzay he already L-to-tha-izzooks. He brushizzles Rizzay H-to-tha-izzand away n stiznands abruptly, look'n wizzle n sweat'n at tha temples. His S-K-to-tha-izzin is tight n clammy, too hot n too cold all at once. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.

JOHN: i jiznust... nee' some fresh air.

ROXY: wizzle me ta cizzle wit u

JOHN: no!

JIZNOHN thats off tha hook yo: i... i miznean, no. Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. i nee' a moment alone cuz its a doggy dog world.

JIZZOHN: i T-H-to-tha-izzink i’m just gett'n thoze um, you know and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow...

JOHN: nizzle dad jitta so you betta run!

JIZZAY: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. hizzy, that must be it aww nah.

RIZZLE: oh of courze tizzy makes senze

ROXY: takes care of urself hizzon

J-to-tha-izzohn grabs his cizzoat n sprints out of tha hizzy. He vaults into the air n follows tha breeze up, coast'n ova tha treelizzle n out of tha tizzy suburb thizzat Kanaya and Roze hizzay mizzle they home 'n. Furiously, he begins typ'n on his phone where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'.

JOHN: tizzle if you gots a paper stack. i kniznow thiznat you’ve gots important stuff ta do out there 'n paradox space, but i reallizzle nee' ta hear frizzom you.

JIZZLE: on mah side it’s bizzle months sizzince we’ve last talked, n i can’t figure out if it’s coz i S-to-tha-izzaid sum-m sum-m wrong, or... Freak y'all, into the beat y'all.

JOHN: if it’s coz sum-m sum-m terrible happened ta yizzay.

JOHN: sippin' here on earth be, betta check yo self...

John shuts his eyizzles fo` a moment n tizzles a dizzy breath, better recognize. Tha breeze T-H-to-tha-izzat rattles ova tha forest sizzay foul, somehizzle aww nah. Stale, like air thiznat’s been rizzle multiple times ova.

JOHN: thizzay not bootylicious.

JOHN: i mean, on tizzy sizzle bangin' be fantastizzle! everyone’s so stoked n it finally sizzay lizzy wizzy all making R-to-tha-izzeal prizzles as adizzles.

JIZNOHN: bizzut at the same tizzy... Holler at tha boss dogg.

JIZZY so you betta run: everyizzle be also playa hatin' crazy!

JIZZAY: i fizzle like i’m tha only sane person left 'n dis entire univerze.

JOHN: I'm a fuckin 2-time felon. i’m tha only one who seems ta... Snoop dogg is in this bitch. cizzay 'bout anyth'n and yo momma?

JOHN: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. i mean, care 'bout rhymin'... BIGGER.

JIZNOHN: baller thizzay like, whizzle ta name a baby, or who’s stuck 'n a tizzle relationship with who.

JOHN: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. oh my gizzy, dis probably siznounds so pathetic in tha dogg pound.

JIZZLE: terezi, i’m seriously pathetizzle.

JOHN: it’s so selfish of me ta even be blingin' yizzy at all.

JIZZOHN: i’ve gots a beautiful wizzay who loves me, but it’s nizzle enizzle. i can’t evizzle rap ta ha 'bout wizzy we’re go'n ta name our stupizzle kid witout it bangin' into S-to-tha-izzome weird th'n whizzay shizze jizzy goes along wiznith whateva i wiznant and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow.

JOHN: even when all i want be fo` ha ta want sum-m sum-m different than what i want!!!

JIZZAY: ...

JIZZLE: Tru do. ok, wiznait, i takes that back fo gettin on. our kid’s not stupid.

JOHN: wizzle, ok, he hasn’t been B-to-tha-izzorn yizzay, so mizzay hizze’ll tizzay out ta be stupid eventually. what do i kniznow?

JOHN: anywizzle, tha pizzy be, i’m jizzle blingin' off on random crack at thugz who don’t desizzle it, coz i’m R-E-A-Double-Lizzy upset rizzight now.

JOHN: not at anyone 'n particular... probablizzle just at mizzy.

JIZZOHN: like, wow, cizzy you believe hizzay shizzle i’m bein right now?

JIZZOHN like a fucka: you could be D-to-tha-izzead fo` all i knizzle, yizzay here i be straight trippin' fo` yo' attention evizzle though mah life be perfect. wat it do ??

JIZZOHN: but i don’t K-N-to-tha-izzow whizzle elze i cizzan rap to. evizzle rizzy be bangin' wizzle all of sudden. Holla!

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: i guess whizzay i’m try'n ta siznay be fo yo bitch ass...

JOHN: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. you’re tha onlizzle th'n that still makes senze ta me, tizzle.

JIZZLE: rizzay now i... i just really nee' you.

JOHN: pleaze cizzay make sizzome senze at me...

John notizzles hiznis brothaz be cruisin'. He makes a conscious effort ta kizzay them S-T-to-tha-izzill, n exhalizzles. Cizzy M-to-tha-izzake sizzle senze at me? Good lord. Hizzay gots ta pull it togetha, bizzle he blurts out sum-m sum-m really embarrass'n. He braces himself, as if splash'n an imaginary glass of cold wata 'n his own fiznace, n reminds himsizzle once again thizzle he has a wonderful life. A perfect liznife. Hizze’s STOKED, god damn it.

He’s 'bout ta pocket his phone when he catches siznome movement at tha bottizzle corna of tha sizzy. It’s an indication that someone be typ'n.

He stops breath'n until tha text actually appears.

TEREZI cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: OK4IZZLE LOS3R, T3LL M3 WH4T H4PP3N3D TH1S T1M3

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#Gizoogle #Homestuck #Epilogues #Candy #c17

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inevitably-johnlocked · 7 years ago

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Hi! i saw somebody recomended a song by Mika for the johnlock playlist and it remainded me of "I see you". Listening to it i can just picture sherlock sitting on his chair pinning for john :'l

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I’m sitting across from youAnd dreaming of the things I doI don’t speak, you don’t know me at allFor fear of what you might doI say nothing but stare at youAnd I’m dreamingI’m trippin’ over youTruth be toldMy problem’s solvedYou mean the world to meBut you’ll never knowYou could be cruel to meWhy go risking the way that I see you?That I see you [3x]That I seeConversationsNot me at allI’m hesitatingOnly to fallAnd I’m waiting, I’m hating everyoneCould it be you fell for me?And any possible similarityIf it’s all, how would I know?You never knew me at all but I see youBut I see you [4x]I’m standing across from you (But I see you.)I’ve dreamt alone, now the dreams won’t do (But I see you.)I’m standing across from you (But I see you.)I’ve dreamt alone, now the dreams won’t do (But I see you.)Truth be toldMy problem’s solvedYou mean the world to meBut you’ll never knowYou could be cruel to meWhy go risking the way that I see you?But I see you [4x][4x]I’m standing across from you (But I see you.)I’ve dreamt alone, now the dreams won’t do (But I see you.)But I see you [3x]

(Lyrics from AZ Lyrics)

Hi Nonny!!

OH GOSH, yes another Pining Sherlock song!! Totally can see Sherlock just watching John constantly… making tea, typing, eating…. doing anything. Oh god I gave myself a sad. D: LOL Thank you for this addition, Lovely!

#steph replies #johnlock playlist #johnlock music #song i see you #artist mika #Anonymous

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thethrilllofitalll · 5 years ago

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Woman Accidentally Eats a Space Cake for the First Time (Fully Loses Her Shit)

New experiences are some of the greatest joys of my life. Seeing and doing new things. New stimulus and surroundings, trying and learning new things, engaging with new people and places.

During lockdown we are almost entirely starved of new experiences.

Having gotten to 30 without ever trying weed, I have been expressing an interest for years, but not wanting to smoke, thought Space Cakes were the best option. People had warned me these could be quite strong, but a friends boyfriend was given some “Medical Marijuana CBD Cupcakes” for his birthday, and knowing I’d been interested offered me one, with the disclaimer “it’s not going to be a new experience, you’ll probably just feel more relaxed and maybe a tiny bit warm and fuzzy.”

Me being me and always wanting to make everything The Maximum Fun, would have under normal circumstances gathered friends, lowered the lights, composed a playlist, eaten the cake in a ceremonial fashion and fully embraced the moment. But, as I was assured not to get over excited, instead my friend (L) and I ate them together as a snack absent mindedly whilst having a chat in her bed around 10pm. I then went off next door to watch some telly alone whilst texting my boyfriend (S).

What unfolded was quite the unexpected turn of events...

18th May 2020

23:05

To S

M: Just eaten it mate

S : that's a tiny bite!

M: I’ve ate the whole thing

M: Really hard thick choc

M: Hard work

M: I feel caffeinated

M: Typical

M: The only person in life to not chill out on weed

23:20

M: Watching the explained about monogramy lol x

23:40

M: Oscar wee’d in the kitchen

S : bad boy!

S : how is the cbd?

M: Feel quite chill now to be fair

M: But maybes it’s the absolute moment of calm tea I’m drinking

S : haha

M: Wow I’m watching the genum explained

M: Apparently now stick your earwax is is genetic!

00:00

M: Omg

M: Wow

M: Just got the drop!

M: Did not expect that to be a thing!

To L

M: Wow just had The drop

M: Lol!!

L: Lol

L: Me too

L: 😂

M: #legaliseit

L: I’m lying in the dark

L: Feel like I might float out into the street

M: Hahaha

L: ✌️

M: It literally came over me like a cloak in the kitchen!!

M: Super intense!! Like sinking into a hole

L: Lol

M: #isthiswhatheroinislike

L: Yes felt it in the dark

L: Lovin it

M: 🤑

Li: 🌱

M: Me watching telly right now no lie

M: #chillin

L: Me

To S

M: Omg I’m high!!!! Hahahaha giggly

00:05

To L

M: What a new experimenter

M: Giggly! And 😎 getting in bed with my sunbathing soundtrack on for the full experience

L: Me too

L: My face hurts from smiling

M: Hahahah OMG I feel like an absolutely beautiful cliche or a person trying drugs for the first time

M: I am thinking all the classic drug thoughts

M: About time

00:10

M: And expanding contracting

L: Me too

M: And getting disorientated JB the room

L: Yes

M: And can’t get undressed ao have fallen into bed with my T-shirt and bra still on hahaha

L: Haha

M: Was just pacing back and forward for ages forgetting what I was doing before that

To S

M: Omg I’m so high ha

To L

M: Just came to and caught myself hunched over beside the bed, crouching like Gollum

M: Now in bed laughing af myself

00:15

To S

M: Think I might have cut my fingers trying desperately to get into the wrong end of my headphones emboldened

M: Box

(Didn’t actually send this pic)

M: That’s me with my eyes open

S : haha what? x

S : you okay

To L

M: Wow warm rushes down and tingly sensations Up!

M: This song about giggling just came on

M: Reccomend d

M: Here’s a song for you… Laugh with Me by Paul White

https://open.spotify.com/track/4ebGfveNsaTPvbmYrcYbM9?si=Zew2rxbfQ7aQZ_b9fIwA_g

00:20

To S

M: A tightness is chest and breath and strange iron taste

M: I am 1 of the highest I have been in my life wow

M: Hehehehe how unexpected

M: Wish I could take photos of all the funny positions and faces I keep coming to and finding myself in

M: I imagine this one to be the recently deceased wake of a grumpy old cheese mans body

M: Chinese

M: Like a soldier made of stone

S : are you on your own?

M: Wow event the documentation of the peveois/current high went crazy Cus a new one kicked in and distracted the current

To L

L: Wowwwww cant type

L: How lovely it is

L: Trippyyy

M: Here’s a playlist for you… Sunbathing soundtrack

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1kGgW3qvdBHAQwQSNpwV0j?si=1r90zkW_QcGfbMUO2eHUsA

Note on phone

I might piss on the floor like Oscar

To S

M: Me and L are both in same boat but on our own beds textier

M: Hahahaha

To J

M: OMG J I’m really tired I can’t stop laughing

M: High!!!

00:25

To S

M: Me loving life

M: 🤞🤤🤞🤟✌️✌️✌️✌️

S : hahaha babe! xx

S : glad you're having a nice time

M: I just imagined I had come out with a brilliant music video idea but I came to and realised it was just imagining ever cartoon representation of being high ever spliced together. And then I came to and realised i was typing this.

M: Can’t believe your not here wtf should have bought week 1

M: Unjust caught myself thinking with no irony wow I suddenly understand what the Beatles were singing about

M: When I was imagining trying to text every new feeling and image

M: Hahaha and while writing that was earnestly tupong this new thought

M: And “well I do feel very creative”

00:30

To L

M: And add “i do feel very creative” to my earnest cliched thoughts

M: (I do!)

To S

M: OMG these powerful warm surges feel like you’d have in a dream where you posed yoirakef im going to the loo in case

M: Also the thought before feels ages ago

00:35

To L

L: ❤️❤️

M: High cheeky ostrich is my new lying position

To S

M: Warm fuzzy snow suit

M: Not typos

M: I am already excited to read this tomorrow but hahaha I promise it’s all honestly genuinely spontaneously happening as I try to document it maddest feeling of my life maybe

M: I never had that piss

M: Gonna try

00:40

To J

OMG I Hirnkonstrukt think I might be doing that thing Danny did when he kept thinking he was piss himself in the pyjamas

M: I did have that piss Tay time tho to make it real

Note on phone

BAby kangaroo nausea

Y funniest thing of the year

00:45

To L

M: A fantasy involving a religiiius cartoon in which someone declares that cannabis is “the higher place” earnestly hah hahahaha omg

L: Ha aha

M: Imagined Dom and Lauren are so high they are waking me up over my headphones typing to you won’t music to Interupt with banging pans and jangling bells

M: They’re all linked

M: Oh here come the goat bells again

M: and interupt each other

Note on phone

OMG stop being unfunny and controlling

Wow mood switch

00:55

To S

M: Wow I think I ist did a 10 min one just of trips interrupting one another 100 times to report back sorry it this is annoy g can’t tell if done 100 times or none each other to report back

S : nothing is annoying xxx

S : going to bed now

S : are you having fun?

S : going to sleep? x

M: Nothing in the bed

M: Yes it’s honestl mad tho this is the highest I have been in my life it feels like I should document it

M: : Either u picked the most perfect high soundtrack ever or the high production values on these tracks are the greatest of all time

S: what u listening to?

S: I'm going to sleep now xxx

S: love you! ❤️❤️

S: can't wait to see you make sense of this in the morning

S: Oooo longest one yet

M: Haha me too it is so funny no be so knowing bht so powerless

Notes on phone

Standing outside myself and reporting back defo most accurate feeling

A new companion for myself

Wow “Powerful”

Both genhinemg and ironically

1:40

To L

M: Wow finally got me bra off and mr phone on charge

M: Bloody powerful

M: You ok? X

Notes on phone

Within one anothe so literally that I just had a dream sequence so accurate it woke me up

Infact he was riding a pig at my wedding

Huge surging music

19th May- The Morning After

07:20

To S

S: hahaha

S: I have no idea what you're on about

S: hope you got a good night's sleep

7:40

M: Morning xxxxxzz

S: morning! x

8.35

To L

L: Good morning

L: How are you??

L: I’m up but just in bed!

L: Oh meg

09:20

M: What a time to be alive!

M: How are you?

To S

M: Guten Morgen

S: hello babe xx

S: how are you?

M: Sleepy

M: How are ya?

M: Sorry I was too high to ask any how does it feel to be home questions

M: Look forward to asking them all soon

S: haha that's fine I had fun

S: also I was just chatting to Lukas

S: but it's good

S: cba to unpack and everything

10:30

To L

M: I’m sleepy

L: Absolutely wild

L: Want a cuppa??

L: Just got a Skype now will Come and check on you after at 11! Xx

M: Haha see you at 11 still be asleep

To S

S: what you doing with your day? xx

S: ohh I think I forgot a bunch of shirts in your closet

M: Sleeping currently

11:20

To L

L: How are you doing?

L: Megggg

L: What a life

L: Shout me when you’re awake xx

M: Wow sleepy!!

11:40

To L

L: Meg I’m still trippin

L: It comes in waves

M: Oh god wow really

To S

M: Wow sleepy

S: haha

S: what you doing?! x

S: snoozing all day long

M: Sleeping

M: Haha no I’m gonna try be awake now

M: L’s still tripping

To L

M: Did you do a meeting?!

L: Not like last night

L: Yes lol

L: Do u want tea?

L: Will get kettle on

M: Hahaha shall I come down

L: Think I need to talk through this mad experience

M: Haha I’ll make it I think I’m out of the woods

M: Well this is the longest I’ve been awake for so I guess we will see! What do you want? X

L: Doing the kettle now

L: I just need to speak to you about it all

11:50

To S

S: oh dear

S: told you it's strong in food

S: but you feel good? xx

S: sad I wasn't with you

M: Haha L is still high

S: yeah you just said

S: hbu?

M: OMG I took loads of photos

M: I defo am

M: But not in the tripping way

15:15

To L

M: Taken me about ten minutes to get me knickers on

What an absolute turn up for the books!! I accidentally got the new experience I was craving.

#thethrillofitall newandunexpectedexperiences

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Ilhan Omar Allegedly A HOME WRECKER And CORRUPT!

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peccatoribus64 peccatoribus64 21 hours ago I thought she hates America!! And here she is stealing American husbands. "Somebody" has some serious double standards!!

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REPLY View 8 replies Debra Getz Debra Getz 22 hours ago There is a petition out there for her removal on ethics violations. Also, JW has filed a legal complaint.

REPLY MartianSunset MartianSunset 19 hours ago I believe Omar is laundering campaign money through this guy and putting it in her pocket.

REPLY View 7 replies Danger Dawn Danger Dawn 15 hours ago They are probably splitting that 230k; "legal" way to launder $$$

REPLY View reply Rodney Armstrong Rodney Armstrong 23 hours ago (edited) Because Ilhan Omar "DID SOMETHING" !!!!!.

REPLY linross246 linross246 23 hours ago The freak that married her brother? No way!!

REPLY View reply John Smith John Smith 21 hours ago Send her back to Somalia with papers explaining what she did, let the Sharia judge her...

REPLY View 4 replies gomers44 gomers44 14 hours ago That money trail needs to be investigated. Maybe going to enemies of the state? Thanks ABL! 🙏🇺🇸🍺

REPLY View reply Tom Quinn Tom Quinn 20 hours ago It's okay to carry on with a white guy if he's a wonky Marxist that promises you a lucrative future.

REPLY Gaz Matic Gaz Matic 20 hours ago This is what they do. The squad. They all use campaign funds to pay their lovers!

REPLY View reply C Harris C Harris 6 hours ago "These 'people' are incompetent, they shouldn't be in congress."

Fact.

Understatement of the year Read more

REPLY Daniel Stump Daniel Stump 22 hours ago Wait a minute! You mean Ilhan has a white man boyfriend !!??

REPLY View 6 replies S.W.S Ministries S.W.S Ministries 5 hours ago She did marry her brother what do you expect??? Standards!!!?

REPLY Robert Thompson Robert Thompson 11 hours ago Oh no not another rasict dating us wwhhhiite men you dont say this is the new type of rasict lmao

REPLY Paul Kirshman Paul Kirshman 22 hours ago "Me and Ms Omar, we got a thing going on. We both know that it's wrong, but it's much too late, to let it go now."

REPLY View 5 replies Daniel Ramirez Daniel Ramirez 13 hours ago Hypergamy at it's best folks...... It's weeman nature nothing to see here move on. Alpha fux beta bux.

REPLY Marina Syndulla Marina Syndulla 22 hours ago I'm not shocked this is what goes on in politics especially when a woman wants to get to the top

REPLY Starr Watkins Starr Watkins 23 hours ago Corrupt to the core. She has no values especially marriage.

REPLY E-beggar-In-Bangkok 2018 E-beggar-In-Bangkok 2018 22 hours ago Doesn't Islam take a very serious stance against adultery?

REPLY View 3 replies John Doe John Doe 22 hours ago Hey, talib married her uncle so what's up with that?

REPLY View 4 replies Nicholas Helbert Nicholas Helbert 21 hours ago I love ALL of AMERICANS, but this woman can't stand us. It's time she is rejected from OUR politics

REPLY Lee Mayzes Lee Mayzes 5 hours ago I'm not going to throw the first stone. God will, and I think He already has.

REPLY sean rimmer sean rimmer 13 hours ago Great analysis. Many in the UK are watching with interest the developments in US politics, as it mirrors the UK's experience with Brexit.

REPLY View reply Carol Beane Carol Beane 22 hours ago Oh, I forgot, she is a democratic above the law.

REPLY POPPA SMURF POPPA SMURF 20 hours ago dude, she's a democrat. look at the "hands off" that saved hillary, and bill before her. the deep state protects those that further their agenda. nothing will happen.

REPLY fredocine fredocine 7 hours ago Ilhan Omar (aka Ilhan Nur Said Elmi and "homewrecker") is FINALLY going down!🎉🎊🤩😍

REPLY P P 21 hours ago She was married to her brother, not possibly or allegedly but for sure!

REPLY View reply Red River Rover Red River Rover 3 hours ago That $230K is taxpayer money! Giving it to her "lover" demands a federal investigation!

REPLY Autism Dad Autism Dad 23 hours ago Wait wait wait! OMAR is a real woman? I thought sHE's a transgender? :-) LOL

REPLY Helen Fukumoto Helen Fukumoto 7 hours ago The best hopeful news I've heard was Omar is possibly facing 40 years in prison & deportation for penalty of perjury 👍

REPLY Zig Zag Zig Zag 5 hours ago Corruption is law of the land, thats why Jeffery Epstein killers will lose no sleep!

REPLY Lauren Lewis Grief Coach Practitioner Lauren Lewis Grief Coach Practitioner 10 hours ago Where I come from, a woman that hops from man to man, we know what she's called!!!

REPLY View reply Germane Habib Germane Habib 13 hours ago Whoa! Say it ain't so! Ilhan Omar's just another ho' with dough? Super....SMH! 🤦🏾‍♂️👎🏾

REPLY Daren B Daren B 11 hours ago "Ilhan; you got some 'splainin' to do."

REPLY bella roja bella roja 15 hours ago Be SURE, there's much much more - even filthier - going on with her … follow the $$$ and the private jets

REPLY Ray Maresh Ray Maresh 22 hours ago Who would want that Somalia hair pie. Must be the Benjamin's.

REPLY Hawaiian Brian Hawaiian Brian 10 hours ago Sharia law demands she is to be stoned. It's part of her beautiful culture!

REPLY View reply Wolff Street Wolff Street 22 hours ago And now, dear brothers and sisters, one final thing. Fix your thoughts on what is true, and honorable, and right, and pure, and lovely, and admirable. Think about things that are excellent and worthy of praise.

Philippians 4:8

REPLY View reply Adam Bell Adam Bell 12 hours ago Philanderer, one who wanders from one mealliless relationship to the next A drunkard, a sot, with money.

REPLY Jaqen H'gar Jaqen H'gar 20 hours ago Has she been tested for khat use? That would explain a lot!

REPLY CPQ-Apollo CPQ-Apollo 23 hours ago Put her on a plane back to where she comes from and then drop her off at 33,000 feet

REPLY DevilDog3381 DevilDog3381 9 hours ago What the Hell man. I'm sick of this B.S.

REPLY Cat Metal Cat Metal 20 hours ago She reminds me of them statues they find in Pharaoh tombs, except racist, sexist, hate-filled and Muslim supremist.

REPLY Glenn Heiselman Glenn Heiselman 9 hours ago Lady, if that smelly camel humper can steal your husband, he wasn't much of a husband.. She may be doing you a great favor.. Dump him collect everything you can out of him and enjoy a new life!!

REPLY ResQmomKim ResQmomKim 18 hours ago "The Squad" are ALL puppets! All "cast" in the roles by "Justice Democrats"! And also, isn't adultery punishable by death in Omar's "religion"?

REPLY View reply Connell Hunte Connell Hunte 23 hours ago Somewhere at 2:11 I got lost. Not what you saying but the stupidity of it all.

REPLY Roma Holcomb Roma Holcomb 7 hours ago So she doesn't follow Sharia or US laws. Seems to be alot of lawlessness in our govt. Love y'all.

REPLY Kaleb Smith Kaleb Smith 23 hours ago She's not going anywhere no different than Hillary

REPLY Raven Vargas Raven Vargas 8 hours ago (edited) From incest to homewrecker her best political accomplishments lol Ickhan and Don Lemon claim white men are dangerous etc but both are knockin boots with white men HAHAHA this is awesome

REPLY View reply I B Trippin I B Trippin 9 hours ago I say the Squad stays, They are the gift that keeps on giving........Trump 2020

REPLY Gilberto Garza Gilberto Garza 15 hours ago Everything you said I could not have said better myself! Bless You.

REPLY brob 3030 brob 3030 13 hours ago She allowed an infidel to invade her "territory". She's definitely not going back to Somalia ever again.

REPLY Casey Jones Casey Jones 16 hours ago That’s not the only thing she is WRECKING!!! P O S

REPLY Asia and Caucasia Asia and Caucasia 9 hours ago Good thing you’re a black creator, every other video on this is buried 😂🤣😂

REPLY Shemuel Roget Shemuel Roget 10 hours ago I do not agree with any of Omar's politics, but I would rather for the people in her district to vote her out. That is a much better way to do it and to keep stability in the system.

REPLY TEAMWOODPROTECT M. Wood TEAMWOODPROTECT M. Wood 8 hours ago Hell yes she's corrupt.. she has that snake tongue and manipulates everyone

1ookit, I ain't never coming home no more." 🤣

REPLY King and Queen Turben King and Queen Turben 12 hours ago (edited) I'm surprised... Are we sure Tim Mynett isn't her brother from a different mother? Since she keeps it in the family.

She should be prisoned.

#(ck) common knowledge Read more

REPLY Ken McElroy Ken McElroy 18 hours ago Part of me agrees with you about hoping the squad are re-elected and part of me says no we need serious congress members.

REPLY G Garcia G Garcia 3 hours ago She should be prosecuted following the guidelines of her beloved faith

REPLY Juan Torres Juan Torres 6 hours ago Omar is useless, worthless, and a waste of life; meaning, an opportunist who will take advantage of anything/ everything,( illegal/ immoral).

REPLY Thedarknate08 Thedarknate08 6 hours ago No Way? I thought she was a perfect person and never sinned! She's just another cut**

REPLY Ruby Woo Ruby Woo 23 hours ago Congress Omar is the real MVP haters gonna hate 🤘🏽

REPLY Got Ghost Got Ghost 7 hours ago (edited) So you folks blood, sweat, and tears taxed by uncle sam then sum get paid to this fools & You the people let it happen

REPLY Rufus LaCue Rufus LaCue 6 hours ago So both the left and the right have shady people in political positions, WHAAAT???!

REPLY Ghosty333 Ghosty333 21 hours ago Mpls Star and tribune has been covering up for her for a long time.

REPLY Christine Taggart Christine Taggart 15 hours ago Congratulations Omar. You have just proved Mr. Modi right about Kashmir.

REPLY UnderseaCaveman UnderseaCaveman 19 hours ago Shouldn't she start digging her own hole now.....for the upcoming STONING??? Just Wondering!

REPLY Jon Padden Jon Padden 21 hours ago And once again the tangled web the leftists weave. What am I thinking. Leftists don't weave. That's work!

REPLY Drew Rushing Drew Rushing 12 hours ago Home wrecker, country wrecker, she’s just a wrecker.

REPLY Buckwheat Loves Cryptos Buckwheat Loves Cryptos 20 hours ago How Would You Like To Be One Of The Idiots Who Voted For This Evil Excuse Of A Human Being God Will Handle Her WWG1WGA

REPLY wakawaka1976 wakawaka1976 8 hours ago No conscience, disingenuous, corrupt, jihadist, liars... That’s describing just about the whole of the left.

REPLY Calvin Adams Calvin Adams 14 hours ago This is a Definitely an episode from Scandal. She's playing the system.!!!

REPLY Brandon S Brandon S 20 hours ago (edited) “To go a little bit deeper”, lol. Not with this new guy.

REPLY BE BOP ROCK STEADY BE BOP ROCK STEADY 3 hours ago Mr. Ponzi would be proud of Omar...is that really her name?

REPLY unsheepled unsheepled 12 hours ago But all of the flaws and character deficits you find objectionable are PREREQUISITE for being politics !

REPLY Christopher Greathouse Christopher Greathouse 7 hours ago How can anyone love omar she is the poster child for a toxic person.

REPLY Thil Thil 5 hours ago OOOO kill all white men. but not until I have caught me one. Yes Yes Yes I see.

REPLY Danger Mauz Danger Mauz 12 hours ago She needs to slow her role. If she ends up sent back to her country(it's obvious why the Democrats are hiding her background). Everybody, knows what happens to adultresses in a religion in a very conservative country.🤔🤦‍♀️😬

REPLY Grandma's Gone Gaming Grandma's Gone Gaming 20 hours ago I had no doubt that she was corrupt, even before this.

REPLY Dones Fitness Motivation Dones Fitness Motivation 9 hours ago More ammo for Trump. They are digging there own grave. Trump 2020

REPLY Kelly Regan Kelly Regan 6 hours ago How could anyone want that, makes you want to throw up

REPLY Chris Duane Chris Duane 11 hours ago Both AOC and Ilhan Omar are partnered with white men and they both have some of the most prestigious, high-paying jobs in the USA BUT they still claim USA is a racist country. If that doesn't show Demotards what frauds the Demotard Party is then nothing will.

REPLY Daniel Insogna Daniel Insogna 5 hours ago I think u missed one little aspect of this story. ....he’s probably only getting 125,000 She gets the other half. No doubt in my mind. Something to think about.

REPLY Snotty Scotty Snotty Scotty 4 hours ago How can she be romantically involved with him when she's not even related to him.

REPLY Eto Rawa Eto Rawa 22 hours ago Waiting for the Hodgetwins to do a skit on this...."balls deep" an all! 😅

REPLY steve diosdado steve diosdado 15 hours ago “Take your man” Ilhan , is really into white dudes. Does anything in this chick”s life make sense?

REPLY Pride of a Saiyan Pride of a Saiyan 2 hours ago This just shows you how much a politician will lie and say anything for an agenda. What's the agenda?

REPLY Lonnie Smith jr Lonnie Smith jr 21 hours ago Is this even close to Trump paying porn star hush 💰 while his wife was pregnant.Both parties are a joke

REPLY Johnny Tramain Johnny Tramain 59 minutes ago Me love you long time on taxpayers dime. Signed Omar & AOC.

REPLY lucy parrish lucy parrish 8 hours ago BOY, THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS FULL OF SOME REAL "WINNERS"!

REPLY Haim Levy Haim Levy 11 hours ago GREAT JOB ! Mr Anthony B Logan.

REPLY Ronnie Recon Ronnie Recon 23 hours ago what's the rumor Lamar lied in court 7 times .what is taking the law time to finally do something

REPLY Dixie Olly Dixie Olly 6 hours ago Thank patriot! God bless you, us, and USA! Amen.

REPLY ford nut ford nut 12 hours ago So shes bring ghetto behavior to Congress 🤣

REPLY Drrck11 Drrck11 7 hours ago Keep in mind this is all still 'alleged'. Nothing has been proven as of yet.

REPLY Christin Soriano, Jr. Christin Soriano, Jr. 2 hours ago A FISHMONGER SQUAD, ALLEGEDLY A HOME WRECKER AND CORRUPT AND THE WORST ANTI-AMERICAN. Thats it?

REPLY Phillip Nichols Phillip Nichols 1 hour ago Maybe Omar wants a. White man for a sacrifice to her so called Jihad

REPLY Katy Bell Katy Bell 1 hour ago So, classic case of 'projection.' Blame others what you are guilty of. Nothing new about this DemocRAT.

REPLY Julio Chavez Julio Chavez 6 hours ago The wife, must be a cougar, judging by huge age difference.

REPLY Bradshaw 93 Bradshaw 93 37 minutes ago (edited) Trump is done ya'll lol can't wait for 2020😂🤣🤪😎

REPLY RMorr50912 RMorr50912 48 minutes ago I’m pretty much 💯% with ya on this one ABL!

REPLY No Left Turns No Left Turns 26 minutes ago Sleazy - the one word that perfectly describes Ilhan Omar and every Democrat on this planet

REPLY marie renfro marie renfro 5 hours ago The fault is not all Omar's. What about the married man? He is to blame just like her.

REPLY Dale Gribble Dale Gribble 4 hours ago ABL I AGREE 100% thank u for the upload

REPLY JuneGDP JuneGDP 7 hours ago Corruption to the deepest degree. “You shall know them by their deeds.” 🦆

REPLY Zig Zag Zig Zag 5 hours ago Why just kick her out, all of them corrupt! We need very very small government!

REPLY Matthew mcg Matthew mcg 7 hours ago Holidays are going to awkward in the ohmar house gotta see you ex husband/brother and buy him a gift ...

REPLY Henry Quenin Henry Quenin 5 hours ago I can scarcely believe how arrogant and in-your-face this Omar person is. She's breathtakingly outrageous!

REPLY airnay airnay 5 hours ago To prove she didn’t marry her brother, she must tongue kiss him for the public to see.

REPLY Gary Grimm Gary Grimm 21 hours ago she is in favor of anything that harms our America (not hers).

REPLY Gerard Vinet Gerard Vinet 2 hours ago (edited) Because he's a gold digger,not for money but for publicity & recognition!

REPLY Marjorie Colao-Pullman Marjorie Colao-Pullman 21 hours ago Someone needs to make a visual aid of fact of her relationship status

REPLY Janice Smith Janice Smith 8 hours ago (edited) Wow! ABL broke it down right there! Love your assessment. She IS corrupt.

REPLY Barbara Jean The Costume Queen Barbara Jean The Costume Queen 4 hours ago Just a big ol’ shake my head! What goes around comes around!

REPLY Meltones Meltones 13 hours ago As soon as I heard the headlines I came to Youtube for some commentary.

REPLY tobagobum tobagobum 3 hours ago Isn't stoning the judgement for adultery in her religion?

REPLY Franky Compagnone Franky Compagnone 5 hours ago There's a love child here that will assure her place in American history. Thank you for nothing democrats .

REPLY strategic services strategic services 5 hours ago I'll pay a one way ticket to somalia for her.

REPLY Jo Smotherman Jo Smotherman 1 hour ago Everyone knows she is a hypocrite, but serving in Congress without following US law, needs to be dealt with.

REPLY L W L W 6 hours ago Keep up the good word man,your 100 percent correct.

REPLY weedislegal4me2 weedislegal4me2 6 hours ago Who in their right mind, and with eyesight, would phuk this skanky skunk?

REPLY Shane Persaud Shane Persaud 11 hours ago USCIS/immigration fraud is grounds for deportation so why is she still here??

REPLY iLm au Dio iLm au Dio 7 hours ago If Ilhan Omar turns out to be Kaiser Soze...🤯

REPLY Melinda GDW Melinda GDW 6 hours ago I'm shocked!... That this hasn't come out sooner. She is as loose of morals as she is ignorant & dogmatic!

REPLY Eduardo Castro Eduardo Castro 2 hours ago As a proud 2nd Generation Mexican American I will say bye, bye democratic party

REPLY Billy Bob Billy Bob 23 hours ago Yes 100% corrupt and should be kicked out of Congress and kicked out of the country for immigration fraud.

REPLY sssbob sssbob 22 hours ago Several weeks ago, ETS said Omars days were numbered.

REPLY ale ale ssandro ale ale ssandro 19 hours ago (edited) expell Omar, the other 2 can still be the face of the dems + they had one member leave in disgrace

REPLY Paul Brown Paul Brown 21 hours ago She believes that sharia law should be supreme, let her be judged and punished by its standards.

REPLY billsykes75 billsykes75 7 hours ago Looolllll sounds like "someone" could be getting Stoned...to Death..;-)

REPLY Vic Darapiza Vic Darapiza 21 hours ago And we are expecting something better from a terrorist?! an anti-semite anti-Israel omar.

REPLY Ballsdeep Singh Ballsdeep Singh 7 hours ago Land of the free... on another note, does she have a crystal skull under that head rag?

REPLY Jason Smith Jason Smith 13 hours ago If she is using that guy to basically wash money to buy yourself stuff or she is being corrupt about the money situation, she must have learned it from somebody!! # follow the money

REPLY Steven G Steven G 7 hours ago Yes, agreed she is corrupt to the core and does not represent American values.

REPLY density deep density deep 6 hours ago You sir got my subscription thank you for the great content

REPLY Nancy Nutt Nancy Nutt 4 hours ago SHE HAS NO scrupils. Used a CHILD TO PROTECT herself FROM DEATH threats. While Outside IN THE public.

REPLY Donna B Donna B 23 hours ago ABL - u know what's happening! Keep on keeping us informed...

REPLY Kentucky Justice Kentucky Justice 22 hours ago A quarter mil just to "hit that thang." That brother must leave three tracks in the sand.

REPLY Kim Kincaid Kim Kincaid 30 seconds ago She just thinks she's moving on up since her husband is prolly on govt assistance.

REPLY Chuck Orvis Chuck Orvis 8 hours ago If that was a trump supporter the Democrats would be jumping up and down wanting investigations

REPLY Marvin Carter Marvin Carter 9 hours ago No!! Not voted out. But hopefully they all will be arrested and sent to prison. 😡

REPLY PNOYPWR PNOYPWR 23 hours ago (edited) IIhan Omar paid her Lover to Do her...a..." favor". She also married "Somebody" as She described in her 9/11 comment.

REPLY Khami Cakes Khami Cakes 5 hours ago Lol she outchea laying it low and spreading it wide🤣🤣

REPLY The Moonlit Quill The Moonlit Quill 17 hours ago This whole situation is nonsense and insane. She just needs to go back to Somalia faster than the speed of light.

REPLY Mauricio Chevez Mauricio Chevez 20 hours ago She needs to be expelled from congress and the country immediately

REPLY Jack Kimble Jack Kimble 3 hours ago Finally Justice for we the people need to clean up coungress three more times also.....

REPLY staci riley staci riley 1 hour ago Hopefully this is the way her cookie crumbles.

REPLY Golden Wings Golden Wings 7 hours ago 0mar hails from one of the most c0rrupt c3sspits on earth, S0ma|ia. My expectation of her were low from the start.

REPLY bogieviews bogieviews 9 hours ago I'm with you - keep Omar and the squatters up in front so everyone sees what is in the hearts of democrats.

REPLY The SAM The SAM 14 hours ago (edited) let me guess if she breaks his heart; he's gonna go on a rampage lol 😂 this is so ridiculous

REPLY Sebastian Sebastian 8 hours ago Logan I am confused ... it's more complicated than many a script for a soap opera...HHAHAHAHAHA

REPLY Ground Zero Ground Zero 22 hours ago I think she needs a good old fashioned Sharia Stoning and "not the kind that you smoke !"

REPLY Linda Reeb Linda Reeb 8 hours ago She's definitely corrupt and a law breaker, should NOT be a law maker!!

REPLY Irvin Hawkeswood Irvin Hawkeswood 4 hours ago Rashida looks like she could handle the beans and frank with that big mouth !!!

REPLY gabriel32724 gabriel32724 23 hours ago One way of seeing if a person is fit for Congress is their character. Omar has none!!!

REPLY Isasiah Bradley Isasiah Bradley 2 hours ago I can't wait to see you tap dance. The only thing worst that a racist...is an Uncle Ruckus.

REPLY Mimi Jones Mimi Jones 7 hours ago they are a blessing for the republican party. they must remain.

REPLY chuck cuttress chuck cuttress 23 hours ago Its obvious he’s giving her most of the money back probably in a bank in somalia

REPLY massterclass9 massterclass9 20 hours ago Excellent journalism from the one and only ABL

REPLY Leo Lee Leo Lee 41 minutes ago What say me ? I say a one party system could become more corrupt the the looney left.

REPLY Kelly Regan Kelly Regan 6 hours ago Isn't she frightened of her adulterous male friends, GOD he's WHITE, (help help help me)

REPLY J Kennedy J Kennedy 20 hours ago Polygamy is only legal in Utah, she gives zero f**ks for our laws !

REPLY Bosingr Bosingr 3 hours ago Upon hearing about all this, Omar reportedly said "He feels just like a brother to me."

Okay, okay, I stole that from Michael Knowles over at The Daily Wire. I couldn't help it. 😁

REPLY David 1 David 1 3 hours ago Good for you to focus on the rules she has broken with her campaign funds. I like your point of view...

REPLY Monique Addn Monique Addn 7 hours ago She has no morals yet shes running the country. Sounds about right.

REPLY Richard Kager Richard Kager 1 hour ago I want to see Candace Owens debate Ilhan Omar.Candace would eat her alive!

REPLY Micha Grobi Micha Grobi 10 hours ago R.I.P. Democratic party. Died Nobember 2020 after a long and evil way of supressing others and lie to we the people for so long. Amen.

REPLY Pewy McPewerson Pewy McPewerson 23 hours ago Muzzies will never conform to western civilization. They shouldn't be allowed to serve in any government capacity.

REPLY heriberto fernandez heriberto fernandez 16 hours ago Corrupt corrupt corrupt... they need to get her out.

REPLY KODA 002 KODA 002 8 hours ago Follow the money. You may be shocked where its actually going

REPLY Chrissyblou Lam Chrissyblou Lam 4 hours ago So much for her towel wrapping religion & all it stands for.

REPLY Tomeka Ridley Tomeka Ridley 19 hours ago Ilhan Omar sounds like sick minded "twisted" hypocrite.

REPLY Jason Martin Jason Martin 23 hours ago She’s 3rd 🌎 t r a s h!

REPLY skeletalsanta skeletalsanta 23 hours ago Ilhan Qatar said that Tim's a great man I love him like a brother

REPLY T M T M 8 hours ago F king her campaign consultants and giving them $230,000. And Omar is a home wrecker!!

REPLY Infinite Holographic Quasiverse Infinite Holographic Quasiverse 11 hours ago (edited) Id do er.

She looks like a freak in the bed.

REPLY plaubel28 plaubel28 23 hours ago (edited) Her explanation will be Trump is Racist.

REPLY Valerie Fraser Valerie Fraser 7 hours ago Totally corrupt. It is always about the money.

REPLY Crazy 8s Drums Crazy 8s Drums 17 hours ago According to the Hadiths, Ilhan Omar must now submit to lethal stoning as prescribed by Sharia that she insists must overtake the US Constitution.

REPLY sergio black sergio black 11 hours ago (edited) What!? No. Not the Corrupt Socialist...😑

REPLY J M J M 17 hours ago Thank you for talking about this. Please make sure you have a bitchute and same name so I can find you if you are not here anymore.

REPLY Volk Lupo Volk Lupo 10 hours ago Now I'm just wondering what she's wearing under those cute little outfits she wears!!!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

REPLY Randy Scherer Randy Scherer 23 hours ago If she was in her "Motherland", it's doubtful she'd be alive.

REPLY Bmw EM Bmw EM 22 hours ago the guy is both blind and deaf, and I guess he can't smell her either,

REPLY itsumademoheiwa itsumademoheiwa 22 hours ago What is the punishment for adultery according to Islam, again?

REPLY Alan Wood Alan Wood 14 hours ago Will she be using campaign contributions to pay his divorce lawyer?

REPLY Carol Costa Carol Costa 2 hours ago It's as if she thinks she is untouchable and No laws apply to her!

REPLY Gustav Babic Gustav Babic 11 hours ago You know that AOC didn't get where she is without opening her legs for someone.

REPLY Gary Morrison Gary Morrison 5 hours ago Thank you Thank you Thank you for all you do to educate the people on everything that's going on with our so called law makers please keep up your hard work please share this with all the right people in media 🇺🇸

REPLY Kenny Driver Kenny Driver 15 hours ago Is anyone really surprised by once again the double standards from these SJWs as the left will no doubt defend her. Vile individual so she is.

REPLY Rebecca Gable Rebecca Gable 10 hours ago Wow--corrupt as they come!!!

REPLY PM V PM V 12 hours ago Can you sell a program so i know who the players are?

REPLY Nicholas Helbert Nicholas Helbert 21 hours ago Don't forget, she also said "white men" are the GREATEST threat to Americans

REPLY oneski io oneski io 15 hours ago Same kind of alleged crime as AOC?

REPLY RoatanDoug RoatanDoug 5 hours ago The leftist/democrat dumpster fire gets hotter.

REPLY Tiger Tough Tiger Tough 19 hours ago Can we stone Ilhan Elmi 🧕🏾 to Death???

REPLY Gary Wagner Gary Wagner 7 hours ago I truly believe that God will move to take care of the problem that we have in congress some things are being uncovered watch and see what happens next God bless

REPLY Atlas Latest Atlas Latest 9 hours ago 100 lashes for adulterous acts no? Sharia law

REPLY Patrick Longerbeam Patrick Longerbeam 3 hours ago You can’t make this stuff up. The Democratic Party is a joke...

REPLY rebeccabowers65 rebeccabowers65 22 hours ago (edited) She is a home wrecker but a complete train wreck for this great nation.

REPLY Black whiskey 7 Black whiskey 7 6 hours ago In another words "that woman is a crook"..😦

REPLY xomthood xomthood 4 hours ago You called her controversial, I think the word you were looking for is despicable.

REPLY Warbird Phoenix Warbird Phoenix 6 hours ago So scandalous it makes me want to get my hair and nails done at the salon to gossip all day.

REPLY howtheheliru howtheheliru 12 hours ago The rat in the hat strucks again! What will it take to be rid of this train wreck!

REPLY Poppa J B 12 hours ago Adultery always Adultery. Sir you are absolutely right no character can be found but these are the ones supposedly a.voice to the people

REPLY M T 22 hours ago Mynett.....getting paid!!! All those Benjamin's$$$$

REPLY Aguomba Ubong 7 hours ago Republican should go out there teach people about capitalism incentives create jobs excessive tax don't

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REPLY Steve O 22 hours ago Like your point of view. Refreshing

REPLY Leroy Green 12 hours ago So gossiping about irrelevant crap like this is what this channel has come to? Smh.

REPLY Theadore Bundy 8 hours ago Lol oh this is too good....adultery home wrecking with a half jewish white man. Hahahaha!!!!

REPLY Vera Howard 13 hours ago What’s done in the dark will come out to the light 💡 Thank you Jesus For the BIG LIGHT 💡

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All must be stripped from local and federal positions of any "authority".

REPLY John Leckie 20 hours ago It’s all about the Benjamins and back in her beloved Somalia they stone her to death.

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OPINION: IIhan Omar is this country worst nightmare along with the rest of the So-called ‘Squad’ because they are Anti-Americans that were shown from the very beginning. And The Democrats have allowed them to ‘run lose’ in this country instead of teaching them how to focus on their ‘constituents’ and the promises that they made to them to get their votes. Well, we guess they had no Democrats ‘role models’ in Congress to teach them anything, when they too have been running around this country ‘unhinged’. They needed someone respectful enough to look up too and they didn’t because their Party is out of control themselves.

They have proven to be the worst group of people in Congress, which means they are really terrible.

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fergaldevitt · 7 years ago

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so can i tell y’all about this weekend with new japan?

yes??

ok read on!!

i went to the g1 special with khiry (who used to be khiryisbestintheworld on here but she’s either gone or barely on here anymore) and to the showcase on friday alone. we’ll start there

i got to meet the young bucks, naito, and shibata in that order. i gotta just...look, i am so happy about how organized that whole thing was because in all the lines i was in, everyone had time to speak to the wrestlers for a bit and then take their photo and get their autographed 8x10 and feel satisfied. all the signings i’ve been to in the past i felt rushed and unsatisfied, so i went into this one thinking i had to spit everything out and hurry but NOPE. also the venue they chose was questionable as fuck on paper (yes let’s all go to the isolated treasure island off the side of the bridge) but once you got there and saw how they set it up (four buildings, three were used for the meet & greets where at least two wrestlers/entities were there and separated by a backdrop) it made a bit more sense. still would’ve preferred they picked somewhere in the city but it’s fine.

i met the young bucks for khiry because she wasn’t able to be there. but everyone who’s said they’re hella nice dudes - y’all were absolutely spot-on. i wasn’t expecting them to be dicks but sometimes you can catch wrestlers on their bad days - with the bucks it didn’t feel like that at all. they knew their line was long and gonna remain long but they weren’t even fazed. nick extended his hand first and said “nice to meet you”, followed by matt, and i mentioned why i was there but they were talking at the same time so all i heard was “that’s so nice of you to do this for her thanks for coming” lol. no problem. got a pic with them but both shots were mad blurry so that’s the karma i get for not caring enough i suppose. fuck it; i can meet them again some other time.

left that line and got into naito’s line and let me tell you: when i saw that actually-large-in-person man in his white suit from wrestle kingdom (without the cape) that i won’t shut up about i almost lost all concept of how to breathe ;_; held it together though and when i was closer to meeting him, the guy in charge of taking people’s vouchers saw me trying to chill out and was like “it’s ok!! don’t be nervous!!” OK EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, GUY; YOU PROB HANG OUT WITH NAITO FOR ALL I KNOW. I’VE ONLY LOVED THE DUDE FOR FOUR YEARS AND NEVER THOUGHT I’D MEET HIM IN MY HOMETOWN IN THAT SUIT™. ...anyway so the time comes: he extends his hand, i shake it and - i really wanted to get a sign together translated to japanese that said how much of a fan of his i am but i was worrying so much about it that i just let it go and decided to wing it. so all i said while giggling was “you’re my favorite wrestler ;_;”. naito was like “oh thank you so much” and semi-bowed and i was too busy like jesus christ tetsuya god damn naito is right here and i just told him he’s my fave to remember to take the pic. my camera is officially old and trash and took ages to take pics so we got three and he was really patient about it :’) then he graciously gave me his autograph, we shook hands again, he said thank you again, and i was like “thaNK YOU” and yeah. NAITO!!

i calmed the fuck down and went around the building because that’s where tanahashi, kushida, and shibata were signing together. i guess everyone got their shit already because there was no line outside or inside for any of them when i got there which was cool with me; i needed to chill out before almost collapsing meeting my ultimate guy. i stood in shibata’s area while he was on the other side taking some professional pics with tanahashi and someone else in the middle (not kidani). after they were done shibs came hustling over and was like “sorry sorry!!” for the wait and i was like “noooo it’s ok!�� because why the fuck would i be impatient staring at shibata and tanahashi live in person just a few feet away??? i shook shibata’s hand and told him as well “you’re my favorite wrestler” because i’m losing brain cells at this point but i also managed to fit in a “i hope you come back! i’m rooting for you!” he was thinking of more responses in english but all he got out was “oh! [holds up fists] thank you! i will be back!” which was fucking fine with me!! my camera was trippin’ again but i got two pics of us doing the arm crossing pose so GOOD ENOUGH. after the first photo the guy taking the pic was confused if he even got the shot so i went over to check before he was like “we’ll just take another”. then after that shibata was like “check it again!” lmaoo. he asked if it was good and i offered to show it to him while saying “yes” but he just took my affirmation and trusted me. that feel if i lied though... anyway he gave me my autograph and shook my hand again and i kept saying thank you (i think i said it like two or three times) before i left but yeah. SHIBATA IS A CUTIE CONFIRMED.

and that’s that on that! the next day was the g1 special, so if you saw it, you saw everything i saw and i don’t really need to explain a lot. here are some highlights though:

- everyone in my section was great; nobody was acting like a moron, no one was complaining, everything was fine - we (me and khiry) were right by the entrance/production crew so i could see harold meij watching the show and the referees and young lions running to and fro the back - new japan themes are 10x more bumpin’ live than when you listen to them on video or even on your own devices. highly recommend going to the show for the music as well as everything else lol - everyone in the cow palace save for us and about four other people HATED jay white and i was living. i support switchblade so damn much and have since his young lion days so to see people complain back at wrestle kingdom about this character/gimmick only to give him that much heat made me so damn happy. i was sad that he lost the belt in front of my eyeballs but i was so happy for his performance i let it go like seconds later lmao. he also looks amazing in red - what the hell are those hangman page, okada, and suzuki themes?? page’s is this hip hop cowboy BOP though?? and at first i thought they mashed up okada and ospreay’s themes for whatever reason but then that remix came and i was like ok?? i’m here for it??? folks were talking about okada and suzuki’s themes after strong style evolved uk but i thought it was just for them and we’d go back to the regular themes for this show but apparently not! - i have no idea what’s going on with hiromu but we all know what spot may have caused the injury and i did not see it because i always close my eyes when i know wrestlers are gonna land somewhere on their necks and/or heads. i just can’t take watching it anymore no matter how safe or soft the landings are; shit like this happens so accidentally and so randomly (remember when bushi got injured?). i really hope he’s okay because i watched that match with bated breath and now it’s just a dark cloud over the show for me :( i love hiromu a lot so i’m nervous - i watched omega/cody mainly for the atmosphere and it did not disappoint. the best was after the match of course, because as soon as the bell rang, a bunch of people ran off (so i hope y’all were rushing to get home or catch buses/trains). then after kenny’s usual speech people ran off (again, hope y’all got home!!), and meanwhile me and khiry were taking pics of him and the bucks on the entrance way before we heard screaming and commotion and realized it was tama, loa, and king haku!! the hell!! a lot of folks clapped and chanted for tama lmao and i honestly had to clap too. tama’s gotta be one of your boys, come on fam - so then while the white-and-one-japanese part of the bullet club were doing their group hug and reconciliation, i went down to the floor section and grabbed a couple of championship streamers and uh...i didn’t realize they were that long? but i gotta go to another new japan show and if the folks allow, i want kenny to sign it since it was for his celebration

so overall i am so fucking happy about this show. i was getting too annoyed with people caring about ticket sales and this show not selling out and it was kind of bringing my mood down but once i got into the building i let it go immediately because i got to see a fantastic card and buy a shibata towel. ticket sales be damned.

here’s to long beach 🥂

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GG: Sizzigh.

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#Gizoogle #Homestuck #pg4429

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